/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23363374
Is there another board as off the rails as this one?

sometimes i feel like /biz/ is actually the last bastion of old 4chan. like if you tried to do this shit on an actual random topic board, the thread would just die. so hard to find people doing dumb shit like this for fun anymore.

>>23363374
Why didint you put me in the screencap?

>>23363425
I was feeling the same. Pol is just a big giant psyop at this point

>>23363450
Why did this become reddit phenotype

/biz is the only place that matters

>>23363425
2004-2008 /b/tards run this board

>>23363630
I mean I saw shitpost on /pol/. For instance "Fuck Jannies" copypasta was pretty good and posted , but cleaned up by jannies in 20 minutes

>>23363838
pol has more moderation than most subreddits, fuck that place

It may have something to do with the personality of /biz/ anons.
I just found out I was chaotic neutral when I used to be lawful good before I discovered /biz/ and experienced the BTC market crash 3 years ago...

Why not try out this test to see if we can find out a general alignment for /biz/?
http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html

>>23364255
This is what I like from /biz/. Chaotic.
Is this how /b/ was in the old days?

>prostitutes orgasmed

>>23363395
Chaos is our oxygen. There is nothing wrong.

>>23364107
No shit.
I just did it and got "chaotic neutral " as well.
is this rigged?

>>23364393
I don't know. I just tried a random test I found out of curiosity.
But if you look at this board there is a lot of random things happening.
We like to shitpost when the market is dumping and to push newcomers into hell.
We look at random post numbers and praise Kek who is a god of chaos when something happens.
It feels like you have to become a certain type of person to make it here.

>>23364393
An important factor for a trader is to use luck to increase his gains by taking on a limited amount of risk and using randomness to his advantage.
Becoming a good trader would mean embracing chaos and making it your strenght.

>>23364471

>>23363684
>tfw 2011 cancerfag
>>23363425
I feel the same way
This board is more random than /b/, which is just a porn board at this point

>>23364107
>http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html
neutral good here

True neutral. I just picked common sense answers that wouldnt fuck over friends/family but also wouldnt condemn me to suffering for others. A do-no-harm apathetic who puts themselves first.

>>23364705
well, def ngmi
chaotic neutral is a requirement

>>23363425
>>23363395
Wow aren't we such memers? /biz/squaard convalesce. Sometimes i think high IQ wicked dark humor doesn't exist anymore but then i visit /biz/ and feel all is well.

>>23364393
I got CN too, wtf?

>>23364868
There's always this demoralizing cuck in the thread.
"Look, I'm making fun of "high IQ" edgelords, my IQ is much much higher. I understand this life more."

>>23364921
you def make it

>>23364980
No i just think for too long our backs have gone unpatted.

>>23363423
is this picrel guy for real? fucking

BASED

>>23364868
could have just posted “muh seekrit club” and saved yourself a couple of keystrokes, newfag

i was doing the test when this pops up

what the fuck? fuck both i'm no wagie get that shit out of here

>>23363395
haha we are so whacky!

seems like most of /biz/ is neutral in one way or another

>>23365218
>Lawful Good
>19
ngmi.
drop your delusions first

>>23365517
I am for dictatorship, so naturally I'd be okay with following the laws so long as it doesn't fuck me over nor my friends and family.

>>23365816
>dictatorship
>doesn't fuck me over

>>23365856
Just don't be a scheming kike, easy

>>23363374
Based anon who screencapped this. I am proud to be the end of a penis. I was the s

>>23365872
you've been bluepilled on dictatorship. Most dictatorships are normal countries but when it comes to politics you have zero say.
I'm fine with that desu

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>>23364107
I‘m True Neutral, I feel indifferent about this result.

>>23365954
Policy changes actually match population desires closer in dictatorships than democracies. Alt hype has a video going over studies.

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>>23366052
I do not feel neutral about your interruption. Chaotic neutral myself.

>>23366052
i want to kill you you stupid neutral, opinion not having, spineless fuck

>>23365872
As if dictators aren't scheming kikes, that are jew puppets themselves.
Yours not a redpill that's a peak delusion

>>23366090
*hebrew kvetching*

>>23364107
fuck neutrality
fuck jannies
and most importantly
fuck kikes

>>23366140
>looks at tabs
im thinking based

>>23363374
And this is why I love /biz/.
Go back to cuckeddit if you don’t like it.

>>23366194
Tonight I got a crush on the polish slut who comes just to dab on linkies. She is a funny gal.

>>23364980
There's always someone who takes the demoralizing cuck to task in each thread.
"Look, I'm one level above the guy who thinks he's the threadlord. No one can match my gifted insight"

>>23366238
There is always someone who bitches about the person taking the demoralising cunt to task in the thread.
Hurr durr, I'm one level above the guy who thinks he is better than the guy who thinks he is the threadlord, I'm the edgiest of them all,

Seething nignog

>>23366305
then there's people like me
simply based

>>23364980
>>23366238
>>23366305
>text based basedjackism
I'm smarter than every single one of you, thread closed good night.

>>23366140
>Lawful Good
>15
>Evil
>3
You are predetermined to not to make it.
Indifference is the way to make it in the chaotic times, but you are lawcuck

>>23366350
And yet i'm retarded because i forgot the filter.

>>23366359
or are you?

F

>>23363395
you go insane trading shitcoins all day my friend. It is simply part of the experience

>>23366359
based retard

>>23367451
this guy gets it

>>23364107
I thought I would be lawful good

>>23366051
E

>>23367816
Just sat through an AMA where 2000+ questions appeared in a second, after 10 minutes the madman opened questions again. Another 2000+ in a second.
Now I go watch the chart. Yeah, that guy gets it.

>>23368128
that guy was onto something
chaotic neutral is the biz standart

>>23368427
Are we all INTP INTJ too?

Does anyone know what all that pish yesterday with the Oregon voting fraud was? Was that just a biz hoax or was there any substance to it?

>>23364107
chaotic neutral kek

>>23364107
this is me right here lol

>>23363374
N

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>>23363374
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>>23368968
G

>>23363374
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>>23363374
R

>>23368499
ENFP. That's why I don't make money

>>23368886
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>>23369080
pnk

>>23368886
>>23368958
>>23368968
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>>23369084
nice, but doesn't count

>>23369111
why wouldn't it count?

HYLN/SHLLfags on suicide watch

>>23369137
You can't samefag

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>>23369111
Trips of truth. This thread is blessed and we will all make it.

>>23363425

this is true

t. been on 4chan since 2008. Recently went back to some of my old boards and they're all basically r.eddit now. Unironically. It's extremely sad

>>23364107
feeling good

>>23369536
turns out theory ain't a theory

>>23369506
Thank the moderators for that. They're turning it into a worse reddit becaue of ad revenue

>>23364107
>>23364393
I got Chaotic Neutral, too. Turns out I'm a normalfag even on 4chan