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literally how would they even regulate this?

>>23356261
good
fuck sex

>>23356276
Dont worry UK citizens will HAPPILY throw away their freedom and snitch on their countryman like they have done before.
Thousands and thousands of phonecalls to the MET.

>>23356276
Ask Neil Ferguson, the UK's government expert.

How are the majority population (pajeets) going to cope with this?

>not got a porkin' loicense chap? Off to the pound with you!

YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT SEX?

>>23356261
Join the fornication control. Verify for each penetration that you encounter the proper possession of their coitus loicence

>>23356276
They can't. People like to joke how little freedom we have but the laws are pretty relaxed when people understand they're stupid. Pot was moved from a class C to a class B years ago, effectively meaning passing a joint around could have a 7+ year sentence (technically), where as if you get caught they just stamp it out in front of you and that's it. Most places don't even care if you grow etc at home, although technically that's a 14 year offence. The law and what is actually enforced is VERY different in the UK, something burgers can't really get their heads around.

>>23357487
true this, if we followed the book we would be arrested for eating mince pies on christmas day.

In some ways we have more freedom than burgers and some ways less freedoms.

>>23356261
UK is so fucked hahaha

OI GUVNA, YOU AREN'T SHAGGIN IN THERE ARE YA? COME ON OUT N LET ME SMELL YA PECKA

>>23356276
>>23357487
>>23357932

The police won't even try. Police have quite a lot of leaway in actually enforcing the law, for non violent stuff they at most give you a talking to unless you really insist on being a dickhead.

The weed example is a good one. When labour increased it to a class B rather than C the Association of Chief Constables (essentially the police chief council) told the government it wasn't worth their resources and they would keep treating it as a Class C anyway.

There is a lot wrong with the UK but how we are policed is not one of them.

>>23356261
>YOU ARE THE DEAD!

>>23358067
Absolutely this. Yankydoodles can't understand this country at all because they need everything in black and white and to never think for themselves. Dumb as they come.

>>23358067
ofc the police wont even try it, nothing will ever come from this high risk area sex ban. But that doesnt matter, the headline is still the same and that is what most people will read and believe. Such is life now

>>23356261
no one is fucking in UK right now, so no one will notice

>>23356261
Have we entered an alternate timeline?

Living in a clown world right now

>>23356276
Calling the cops if you hear sensual moaning. Basically an incel's paradise

>>23356261
GOT A LOICENSE FO THAT M8?

>>23356419
>>23356462
>>23357964
LMAO

UK is so fucked it’s been downhill ever since you faggots lost a guerilla war to your own colonies how can you cope?

>>23359552
holy fuckin kek

>>23356276
Brits are subservient to their government, they will obey.

>>23358067
>There is a lot wrong with the UK but how we are policed is not one of them.
>how we are policed is not one of them.
>how we are policed is not one of them.
>how we are policed is not one of them.
>how we are policed is not one of them.
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BONGS
YOU ARE LITERALLY A LIVING MEME

>>23360486
>>23359755
UK is finished since 1940

>>23357487
As an autistic and a foreigner, I hate this. The law doesn’t make sense, and it just comes down to the kindness of strangers which makes me reeeee!

>>23360486
this, I am in tears laughing

>>23360486

Brit hate thread? Brit hate thread.

>>23360486
>thanks constable my grandmother was killed by a rogue bike wheel

>>23361413

>>23360486
So niggers, pakis and chav teenagers hide sharps in auspicious places such as bushes and under certain rocks or whatever, then when they want to stab someone it's there, ready, but they don't get caught with them. They don't use knives as it gives them a sort of plausible deniability. There's a stabbing epidemic in London right now. I know this is a shit solution, the best solution being kicking out all the brown people, but atleast they're doing something.

>>23361945
>in auspicious places
Sorry I meant innocuous.

>>23357487
That's fucking tyrannical as hell. That effectively means that your entire justice system is based off of subjective opinions of whichever dickhead cop is standing in front of you, and not a concrete set of laws.

>>23356276
Ever hear your neighbors banging? Now imagine some perverted snitch ratting you out.

>>23360486
All the intelligent ones left for America or Australia leaving the dumb ones on that island.

>>23356291
Tell them your Muslim then...

>>23356261
Focus on Asia, desu.

https://bestswap.info/

>>23356276
brits are literally subjects, not citizens. they obey happily.

>>23361945
>There's a stabbing epidemic in London right now
>stabbing epidemic
WTFKEK

>>23358067
>There is a lot wrong with the UK but how we are policed is not one of them.

Holy cope...

Wow the uk is even more fucked up than I realized

c-c-coom..? cccoooommm

>>23356277
checked and based

A nation of cuckolds. State mandated chastity belts with GPS locks soon. Won't be much longer and they'll start requiring the use of butt plugs as well.

>>23356261
Don't have sex, incels

>>23359077
Oi, put another shrimp on da barbie ya dumb cunt.