/biz/ - Business & Finance

SPCE going to SPACE literally this week.

first for namefagging is cool now

Die TQQQ, DIE!!!!!

BSTZ. Monthly dividend and potential for growth

Twitter a kikebook ceos have to testify again. Looks like cheapies are on the menu.

leafs, dont forget to buy an Xbox X with your GME gains
we get it for cheaper (like US$450 before taxes)

circle of life

Honestly surprised more people didn't die from starvation in march/april when the fear was highest. Hell a lot of people can't cook a bit and do takeout/carryout 3 times a day.

>>23356133
>(before taxes)
I see no need to look into this very deeply. Congrats on your savings.
>EB Games
GTFO

>>23350146
>in a trade
>it starts going against me
>indicators flips the other way
>"see, here, i really really want to get out of this trade and cut my losses"
>"so im not going to"
>buy/short more to lower my average price instead
>it goes back my way and i make money

why are my instincts/gut feeling about the market always wrong /biz/? now any time i feel max pain on a trade i think "this must be the bottom because of how badly i want to get out"

>>23356145
the fast food chains never closed. Only the mom and pop joints had to close.

>>23356162
>>EB Games
>GTFO
retard

go buy your xbox from amazon then you non believer

>>23356145
You need to run out of essential fat before you starve to death. Everyone was fat af so it didn't reach that point

>>23356145
stores were working normally though.
Actually no, i take that back, they were having increased business with all the fags stockpilling supplies

Should I hold my RDSB or take the loss and put the money elsewhere? I got greedy and jumped in when it was around 30 and it just keeps bleeding out.

Any resources for a beginning investor?
Looking to invest/save $50-100 weekly.

common gap down so me can have candy monies :3

>>23356133
>Xbox X
>not PS5

anon...

Good entry point for gme?

>dad!CHILL.im swing trading the premier potentiate vidya retailer so I can coom!

>>23356167
is it weird that part of me considers this a good thing? like, efficient corporations taking over? this pandemic is just the nail in the coffin, almost makes you think it was done on purpose considering how profitable it is. kinda thinking of buying some MCD not gonna lie.

In case anyone doesn't know yet: /pol/ found a bug in evoting systems in some states and abused it to cancel registered voters' votes. This alone is red monday-tier.

>>23356225
Split
25% NEE
25% PLUG
50% SPY

>>23356225
>Looking to invest/save $50-100 weekly.
SPY or VOO

im actually 100% GME though

>>23356254
>TINA rally cares about literally anything except printer
If someone hacked into the Fed money printer and disabled its ability to print you'd see multiple circuit breakers multiple days in a row.

>>23356254
So who's votes got deleted. Probably democrats right. No fucking republican would have trusted an evoting system.

>>23356177
Wait have they always been a subsidiary?
JFC how did I miss that? I've even talked to other anons about how well Australian unit sales were going compared to the rest of the world. Fuck I'm retarded.

>>23356254
So, /pol/ helped vote for Trump?

Wouldn't that be a ridiculously green day?

>>23356133
Nah I'm getting a PS5 instead so I can play Demon Souls

>>23356254
unironically, debunked
other than the fact that it's egregious to allow people to look up addresses with just name & date of birth, if you were to submit it on the website, it would just give you a ballot to print out (which you would then need to mail in the official ballot letter with your identification code on that letter) you can't cancel someone's vote through that portal, nor can you actually vote..
it's a nothingburger - again, totally fucked for Oregon to design a system where you could look up someone's address with name & date of birth, but you can't actually use it to vote
how am i going to mail in a ballot for someone else, without their ballot return envelope? i can't.

>>23356311
Uncertainty to da moon = red line go dow.
>>23356323
It's public knowledge now so it's just going to cause chaos.

>>23356244
Any red day. I imagine around $13 is gonna be the new floor until the mext news

>>23356345
Life, uh, finds a way

>>23356345
You mine craft. The address so you watch their mailbox and take the ballot envelope in minecraft.

>>23356237
>>23356330
honestly ill probably just save the money and upgrade my PC

kinda hoping microsoft somehow fucked up on security (VERY DOUBTFUL) and that I can run Win10 off an Xbox X considering it's AMD Zen 2 sold at a loss
but i know it's just a pipe dream.. but just maybe

>>23356254
source?

also assuming it's true, isn't it weird that republicans rage about dems committing voter fraud, with no proof, and now commit it themselves? ironic, no?

>>23356362
literally the only way would be to request another ballot envelope, wait outside their house for the mailman to drop it off in their box for days waiting for it to arrive, and intercept it before they open their mail, then take the return envelope and put in the ballot you printed out
this shit doesn't happen lol.
it's a total nothingburger, just trying to get /pol/ riled up on claims of voter fraud. there's a reason why it hasn't been picked up by any news yet

>>23356381
>no proof
FBI arresting people involved in massive ballot harvesting campaign in Texas, members include Biden staff, estimates conclude it would have affected 700,000 votes if not prevented,
You have to be trolling.

>>23356345
Literally Rebunked. You can ask for immediate cancellation of vote straight on the site, not for voting which was never mentioned.

>>23356420
No, you can't / couldn't. The website is down now otherwise I would screenshot it for you
You can only cancel a vote by calling the county office
t. live in Oregon

Stocks only go up.

>>23356402
got any sources for that, which aren't fox news or related republican biased media? beat this random imgur thread: https://imgur.com/gallery/FgumKkf

>>23356442
Yeah the FBI announcement you fucken sub room temperature IQ retard, holy shit.

>>23356402
Trump doesn't need Texas hes going to win New York and California.

>>23356133
All my friends play on PC

>>23356089
whats the info here faggot, i am all cash and looking to buy
did they got another Disney ceo or century fox this time?

>>23356132
watch as the stock rises further, only fucking sheep buy this stocks, twitter got literally hacked and they went up even further

Hello I am here to shitpost about GME. Here it goes.
>le coom

we green tomorrow ...r-right lads?

I just can't respect women, lads.

>>23356454
link me to it you fucking faggot holy shit it's like you don't understand the word "source?" google is turning up nothing

>>23356482
Based and coompilled

>>23356436

>>23356492
Is that a problem?

>>23356225
S&P 500 index fund or ETF. Learn about quantitative analysis. If your stock or specialized ETF cannot beat an S&P 500 index fund's growth characteristics, its returns on capital or assets, etc then you will lag behind the dirt simplest investing strategy. Until you know how to look for that stuff and properly evaluate it do not overthink this stuff when you start. You can always sell SPY shares if you find something that is overall better.

>>23356252
>is it weird that part of me considers this a good thing? like, efficient corporations taking over?
Yes, it is weird that of you thinks forcing smaller businesses to close and not be able to compete with large corporations is some form of efficiency.

>>23356490
is going to be a bears paradise tomorrow, too much shit in the waters

>>23356133
release date???

>>23356521
i mean, i'd much rather buy from amazon than a bunch of random smaller retailers in all honesty. i already do. maybe just pass some laws to make them not be assholes about it once they realize they have a monopoly or some shit? you can't deny the efficiency of corporations, you just need to rein in the evil/inefficiency that might come about from it.

god... am i actually a corporate capitalist?

>>23356513
Democrats really cant run anything outside of racketeering rings properly can they?

question for you boomer investors... what do you do when your stock is tanking and the market is closed 75% of the day and weekends? just hold and take the loss? I don't understand why you would do that when there are other options available like crypto, tron etc that you can sell or buy 24/7

>>23356089
>>23356465
Seriously nigger, enlighten us

>>23356590
most crypto has gone down 95%
and new crypto not last more than 2 months before rugpull :x

>>23356590
>boomer investors
fuck off

this the GME shareholder general

>>23356590
honestly depends what your strategy and analysis are. usually though, boomer investing/"long term" investing/"position investing" usually involves more FA than TA. if you believe the company is still sound, you probably just buy more and average down (DCA). "i can wait *sip*" as the saying goes. you'd theoretically cut your losses if the FA proved the company to not be fundamentally sound and you should just cut your losses because the company was good, but now sucks for whatever reason. make sense?

>>23356590
>you can sell or buy 24/7
You mean I can get fucked in the ass by pajeet scammers 24/7 instead of just during market hours? Thanks for the great tip I'll go open a coinbase account right away

>>23356514
No. Just a statement

>>23356621
>most crypto has gone down 95%
>so don't want to long most crypto
>and new crypto not last more than 2 months before rugpull :x
>so don't want to short most crypto because despite many wins, that one loss might completely and utterly fuck you if it moons

what an interesting game we play

>>23356590
The market may be closed but the businesses are still running. Long term thinking here.

>>23356590
Crypto... CRYPTO AHHHH WIDE MOUTH.

Shut the fuck up. Crypto exists purely to Ponzi scheme its value upwards. Plus Indian pajeets unironically ruined this board, the stock is the only safe haven thread. (no not like stocks, dont' even say it retard completely different)

>>23356619
they are literally going to space. ie having testflights, first good day after october 22, which is this week. Just google
>SPCE october 22

>>23356668
>Shut the fuck up. Crypto exists purely to Ponzi scheme its value upwards
How is PTON, OSTK, and W not basically crypto then?

>>23356669
But they didn't even do their white knight 2 tests scheduled earlier this month.
What's to say they'll go ahead with this test?

>>23356655
me used to have large shorts on all crypto before america outlawed that :3

>>23356513
and what is the page after that where you hit continue?
a page where you have to enter in your driver's license # & other personal information that you would NOT have access to.
hitting that button doesn't automatically cancel a ballot that has been sent out & not cast yet.. but if you were to fill out the following pages, yes
you are spreading fake news
please tell me what my drivers license # is anon

>>23356695
Idk what those stocks even are bro, I invest only in large market cap businesses, usually those with at least 20 years of existence.

>>23356695
why the fuck would you ever trade anything but stocks? you want ponzi schemes? we got it. you want boomer shit? we got it. you want the eternal crab? we got it. you want uber growth? we got it. supply and demand always matter here. volume is real and quantize (unlike forex for example). day trading? we got that. swing trading? we got that. position trading? we got that too.

we have everything. we even give you the weekend off so you can chill, play genshin impact, and review your strats and your progress for the week. why do anything else for your investment needs?

>>23356749
Not on oregon, where there is no additional check.
In washington, yes. Also in cali you need the ssn.

>>23356749
>the page after that
Sounds like you made that up. Anon's screenshot was pretty clear what happens if you hit continue.

>>23356749
Stop trying to reason with them. Just wait until Biden wins and maybe they’ll shut the fuck up. With the way the Drumpftards in here talk it’s safe to assume they were pro-Hillary in 2016 since their political analysis is so poor.

>>23356768
>genshit impact
opinion discarded

>>23356695
>How is owning a part of a company with 4 billion in revenue different than trading AdolfCoin?
The difference between stocks and crypto is that stocks are actually backed by something. You own and control a part of that company.

>>23356559
>you can't deny the efficiency of corporations
Have you ever worked with a large corporation? I've worked at a small firm and a large firm. Large firms have more rules, more bureaucracy, and more middle management. The only advantage larger firms have is brand recognition, and they can more easily buy out future competition. Snuffing out competition is worst thing for the end consumer.

>>23356768
>play genshin impact
>playing chink games

Time to log in and prepare for futures to open

God I wish you /pol/ assholes weren't full of shit
I've got so much UVXY...

>>23356653
she cute

>>23356066
OOF sukumizu under seifuku...
top notch
dat body...

When is the GME squeeze happening?

Peak predictions? I think it's gonna be 55

I hope those fucks in congress send me another 2400 bucks. Or at least grow a pair of balls and attach the bill to the govt funding bill when it comes up. Then it'd pass for sure otherwise the govt would shutdown. I got stocks to buy and a new(er) car fund to kick start damnit..

>>23356513
tell it to me straight, /smg/:

are we headed for civil war 2.0? im honestly afraid. it feels like we're at fever pitch here, where both sides can't accept a loss. what happens in that scenario? dems can't accept a 2nd Trump presidenacy. reps can't accept Biden replacing Trump. it's literally "damned if you do, damned if you don't", honestly, seriously, sincerely, how does this not result in civil war 2.0 right now?

and yes, the pandemic. if the pandemic weren't a thing i wouldn't be asking this, it'd just be politics as usual, i get that. but with the pandemic it feels entirely different. everything is so extreme now compared to, say, bush v. gore. it's like everything is becoming life or death now on the political spectrum, idk. thoughts?

>>23356791
This is smg general sir, we like making money here

>>23356843
Peak would be 70-100, maybe higher

>>23356380
Ya I'm upgrading my computer as well. It's over 10 years old as of last month. GME has made me some decent dosh, so it would be nice if I could do both.

>>23356840
i really gotta watch that anime again. what is it called? i just remember the protagonist being "basically me" in regards to how perfectly he understood psychology and social interactions. i never sacrificed myself for the sake of them but i can understand how he did. it was so fucking kino.

>>23356880
oh baby

>>23356851
Left can’t accept = big riots in their own cities
Right can’t accept = power grids go down, dams go down, infrastructure targeted, cities crippled, massive militias, etc.

So let’s hope the right wins fully.

>>23356843
20-25

>>23356711
i mean, the point still remains: the obvious play seems to be that you'd get turbofucked if any of them actually did moon, even though the vast majority would fail completely. isn't that the same problem with penny stocks? literally like 90+% fail but some moon to 10x or 50x or whatever dumb bullshit so you can't just EZ mode short them? look at GME for example.

>>23356851
definitely no civil war 2.0

>>23356917
It will get to 20 without a squeeze easily
Maybe 25

>>23356884
kek, my computer is roughly 10 years old (well the processor is anyway). Still works. Stuffed with 32GB of ram and a ssd drive. The only real demanding thing I do with it is play classic games (1999 - 2k4)

>>23356492
kek

These posts are what inspired my "I only respect c*n*y" posts. But the real truth is, VTSAX stack it up.

>>23356773
>>23356780
>>23356749
>>23356513
you are wrong.
if you want to check for yourself, go and try to commit voter fraud
here is the link:
https://sos.oregon.gov/voting/Pages/myvote.aspx?lang=en
Go and try to change the Mayor of Portland's vote
his name is Edward Wheeler DOB: 08/31/1962
you can view his page (image attached)
you CANNOT change his vote - again, try for yourself if you don't believe me
stop spreading fake news, you are undermining our democracy
>inb4 no response

>>23356820
>negative opinion from the resident tranny tripfag

all the motivation i need desu

>>23356914
You must be joking. FBI can infiltrate and monitor most organized groups that aren't insanely careful who they accept. Right wing chimpouts mostly get caught before they happen

>>23356840
Me on the right desu
My waifu on the left
>>23356851
>are we headed for civil war 2.0?
No.

There. Your answer.

>>23356843
i have 100 shares at $10 and have a limit order to sell at $200 GTC_EXT. take that as you will.

>>23356942
>inb4 "hIt CaNcEl oMGGG!!"
it closes you out of the portal.

>>23356590
nigga have you seen GME's performance this month?

>>23356851
Like 99% of the police unions support Trump.. if not 100%, they alone can literally demolish ANTIFA in a day if they wanted/gets to. If Trump gets another 4 years the democrat leaders will probably calm down because there's nothing they can do and without them actively pushing for violence nothing will happen.. not to mention democrats will focus on the next election/congress/senate as soon as this re-election is over because that's what they do and that's another reason for them to just calm down rather than promoting riots.
There won't be a "civil war" because it's retarded, everyone knows that. So calm your autism

How can we bring out the lazy tendencies of niggers so they stay home on election day and don't vote?

>>23356843
If the current estimates of 75 million shares short are true, it is going to 3 digits. I'd say $40-$50 is a conservative estimate in the event of a squeeze because its stupid to assume everyone shorting will cover. No one knows how deep the pockets of the people shorting this shit are.

>>23356951
>doesn't know the difference between namefaggotry and tripfaggotry
>thinks I'm RKG
This is the level of brainlet you need to be on to enjoy Chink developed games

WKHS 5 eom

>>23356957
>Right wing chimpouts mostly get caught before they happen

you say that as if the right wing has properly chimped out ever in the past century. the best example you could come up with would be nazi germany and look at what they accomplished with their chimpout. imagine what they would have accomplished if they didn't accept the japanese into their scheme who fucked everything up with pearl harbor.

>>23356957
You’re assuming government agencies and military won’t be chimping

>>23356895
やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている

>>23356960
based but I forgot what happened so I'm only on S01E05 now. S3E01 is many days away.

Is it safe to sell puts on AMD? Have 24k cash on hand, so would get around 1k premium for 3x $80 strike price. Or is it better to go for a lower strike, getting less premium?

>FUTURES
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>23356843
I'll start trimming at 20. There are no gains until you realize them.

Can someone explain WHAT THE FUCK is going on with Hyliion They are announcing orders, partnerships, but the stock continues to tumble. Is it because that FUCK Cramer said the stock is "valuable but worth 204"? Is he trying to drive the price down? Should I start listening to this FUCK?

Holy shit tomorrow is going to be so fucking green.

>>23356975
>Like 99% of the police unions support Trump.. if not 100%, they alone can literally demolish ANTIFA in a day if they wanted/gets to.

why is my ding dong hard?

God damn, YM flew up 0.25% kek'd

>>23356934
Everything is fine with mine outside of the ram, I used to have 8gb with 4 sticks and 2 of them died at some point. I just spent the last 2 hours building my next one. Would be nice if the GME squeeze happened before black friday so I can get computer cheapies.

>>23356895
boku no pico

>>23356983
The hope is the squeeze occurs along side a really red day so their longs get fucked and they're pressure to cover is exacerbated.

>>23357017
20 dollar buy in sounds good, some retards bought at the top

>>23356974
cunny

>>23356975
how much do you believe in the idea of Biden being a "sacrificial candidate", btw? also still haven't gotten a source for this which worries me: >>23356495

im a Trump voter i want you to be able to provide me with a source, dumbass. don't disappoint me. don't make imgur better than you ffs.

>>23357007
Imo the best strategy is slightly ITM one month out. Then holding and rolling that out till it's OTM.

So if the price is at 80 then 84/85 seems sensible desu
Just roll them over if it dumps. As long as the company doesn't go bankrupt it is safe money.

>>23356851
Lol no. Fights are scary, people like to avoid fights if they can.

can minna-san please stop fighting????

I have an order queued for $250 in AAPL and $250 for MSFT. Bad idea? I haven’t been buying to much lately. Mostly just been holding cash.

GREEN FUTURES OPEN LET'S GO

>>23356998
Deluded. Right wing chimpouts are shit like Bundy holding up national park with some gay boys. A successful fascist revolution in a purposefully crippled state during a depression isnt your standard right wing chimpout. That's as deluded as commies thinking the socialist revolution is around the corner.

Good night frens
It's midnight here and I am tired

Should a long term DCA investor just focus on ETFs? Which ones?

>>23356843
The people replying with 3 digits are too optimistic IMO. If that style of squeeze was going to happen it would have happened by now on the 13D, 13G, MSFT trading halt, etc. The institutions are apparently never margin called, they have infinite credit and will keep paying the borrow fees for 10 years if they have to.

can some one post GME memes pls.. like coom cat .

>>23357004
thanks. although i got it already from backtracing this image: >>23356960

honestly really good anime i highly suggest it to everyone here. you'll enjoy it and probably empathize with the MC. im not even joking it's really good. seriously check it out even if you don't like anime you'll probably empathize with it, im certain enough in that to make this post.

>>23356942
I'm waiting.. tick tock anon

>>23356851
I don't think any hot civil war will happen, only cold (and it's been on since at least obama). So, no change to the treasury mlord.
PS: full image compilation of the shitshow.

NOOOOO FUTURES DIE
STOP STRENGTH
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>23357076
hehehe good night >:)

>>23357074
>if the right can’t accept the outcome
He asked for what would happen and that’s what would happen

TRUMP RALLY IF HE MENTIONS HUNTER BIDEN THE MARKET WILL POP TOMORROW

https://planetnews.com/live/fox-news.html

>>23357076
can you take a picture of your bed so I can imagine myself laying in it? OwO

>>23357063
15 more hours until markets open and we can all re-unite in OOOO and AAAA posting, until then we're still in /pol/soc/ hours

>>23357082
okay while we're on the subject im just gonna ask:

does anyone here have that old.reddit link to that thread that talked about ETF's and how fucked up they were in regards to how they could just potentially collapse and leave the investors with nothing? i forgot to bookmark it and every time this subject comes up im mad about it. in return i'll give you the other one i did actually save about how jewish the banks are with balancing their books: https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/gd3nri/the_psychology_of_fear_why_a_big_gay_short_isnt/fpfexwj/

it was like that link but for ETF's and how they don't have to actually buy the underlying SPY stock or something like that. surely someone here knows.

>>23357082
VOO or SPY

Bounce happening at the 200 hour sma. That line has been consistent support all month.

>>23357071
My little descendent can't be this flat

>>23357100
thanks but it's almost always a nothing burger
maybe one day the 3GD will burst and a new era will start

But until then this is the timeline where nothing happens

>>23357083
Additionally, if an infinity squeeze were to happen it'd be a race to the door to undercut people and make sure your orders go through so only a few people would sell those $1000 shares. Consider the following asks:
>You can name whatever price you want, I'm putting $1000
>I'd happily undercut that other guy and let these shares for got $500
>Those guys are being too greedy, $100 is already a 10-bagger for me, I'm unloading all 100k of my shares

>>23357140
IT TIME BECUM RESISTANCE REEEEEEEEEE

>>23357103
Pure fantasy. Might as well conclude if tnd left cant accept the outcome and a commie revolution occurs as the result.

>>23357040
Would have been nice if this big bang reset turned out to be true, but I have a feeling that the same people that were worrying about it are the same people that were screaming the the COMEX was gonna default in September and of course that turned out to be a nothingburger. Its obviously still early since we got over 12 hours so open, so hopefully it pans out.

>>23356066
Can someone pump RKT tomorrow? Need to sell it off to pay for Haldol injection on Tuesday. I’m hallucinating again and my reading comprehension is really bad.

>>23357048

>>23357053
>sacrificial candidate
Not at all, he's super loyal and a trustworthy guy for the democratic elite. Harris however will just act like a president either way because she's an annoying bitch.

>still haven't gotten a source for this
Why are you asking me? I don't fucking know

>>23357156
That's an extreme example but really the order book would just be all the asks racing to undercut each other by $0.01 until their orders go through and some people would happily take guaranteed 200% gains over trying to squeeze out 500% gains and not getting anything.

>>23357128
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/020116/when-right-time-change-mutual-funds-etfs.asp

couldn't find much about what you said. Just articles about the dangers of leveraged (3x) ETFs

>>23357102

>>23357206

>>23357123
weekend was too fast!!! ¢~¢

>>23357205
no there was specifically a reddit thread about the dangers of ETF's and how basically if everything went to shit you'd be fucked with no salvation. because they don't have to buy the underlying or whatever.

CMON /smg/ DONT LET ME DOWN I KNOW ONE OF YOU HAS THE FUCKING BOOKMARK YOU BITCHES

>>23357162
no. fluffy mattress support for golden bull.

does mcdonalds still have the travis scott meal
also buy NAK

>>23357071
The Liquidity

>>23357241
They’re being gay. 3x leveraged stocks are based and usually safe. Anyways back to my previous post can someone please bail me out of RKT tomorrow I need haldol.

>>23356967
OK paid shill

>>23357206
Is this bullish?

>>23357083
It'll happen, it'll just be an OSTK style squeeze where it just keeps going up for a couple months.

The institutions can't hold forever, at 40% borrowing fees it will soon be almost impossible to turn a profit even if GME went to 0. They have investors they have to answer to who will pull their money out if they don't get results

>>23357233
how do i fuck suicidal girls who will do anything for me and are the ultimate subs because the give 0 fucks due to the aforementioned suicidal tendencies?

let's all just accept that we are all honorary jews here. admit that you will take advantage of any bad situation if it means you can profit in some way.

>>23357268
It is a potential sign of trend reversal, although it doesn't mean much on its own and the loss of momentum to only just hit the line makes it more likely it's going back down this moment.

>>23357233
>weekend was too fast!!! ¢~¢
happens every time. i want to stop waging so bad bros. it's probably going to take at least 5 years though

>>23357268
this was thursday night into friday so, maybe. at least for a temporary amount of time.

>>23357264
you need an antipsychotic. Hope you don't get extrapyramidal symptoms

>>23357277
Ruufies

Thoughts?

>>23356967
>>23357265
Once again, victory goes to /pol/.

>>23357299
forgot pic fugg

>>23357324
Kek, she won't even sign a quick bill to help airlines out.
Markets tank and GME rises to become the global currency.

I've been looking at GME's short statistics, how's the number of shares short more than the actual number of outstanding shares? I might be missing some fundamental stuff here, and it's probably a dumb question but I'm curious

>>23357296
weekends suck. The only good part is fucking my gf, but when she's having ladies day and its weekend its really bad bros.

>>23357296
>i want to stop waging so bad bros.
I feel this feel more this year. Wagie wages have been cutting my hours because uni is less busy because 70% of lectures are now online only and there are few peoples on campus day to day now. This wouldn't be so bad if the huge sports complex was completely open. Sport complex big money maker normally. Now slow trickle.

>>23357304
Idk its whatever the doctor sticks in my asscheek with a giant needle. I think I saw haldol in a movie and assume its that

>>23357241
>no there was specifically a r*ddit thread about ...
Why not go ask r*ddit instead of us then
Don't they even have a gay ass search function on their gay ass site, use it

>>23357292
the problem with this thinking is that there are still many hours before 9:30AM tomorrow, and even if the lead in to 9:30 looks bullish or bearish doesn't mean it will actually follow through with such, once the volume actually pours in (after hours futures are super low volume comparatively). this is mostly, more or less, why futures "are bullshit".

>>23357017
was Hyliion that one SPAC anons were shilling a couple months ago

lol if so what did you expect

>>23357324
>I'm terrified -Pelosi
YOU STUPID BITCH YOU ARE THE ONE BLOCKING THE STUPID THING FUCK

>>23357344
Shorts borrow shares and sell them to longs who lend the same shares out again

>>23357370
Agreed with all of this.

>>23357277
>how do i fuck suicidal girls who will do anything for me
So, I think that’s roughly what I have a knack for picking up. However, it’s rare to have ongoing suicidal thoughts. My fave 2 just have experienced ideation at some prior point.
The trick is that they have some kind of mental disorder, typically anxiety.
The suicide prevention line gets a lot of calls from teens with this, and it’ll teach you how they tick.
And then SA because tinder is fucking shit...

That hasn’t really been my driving goal with my volunteer work, but it’s been some kinda odd, like, extra perk

>>23357324
Trump will sign something to look good, screencap this. if not i guess i average down on my BAC, but i don't think Trump wants to go into the election without a stimulus deal signed, even a (relatively) shitty one.

>>23357377
Pelosi is a literal demon. She has empty doll eyes.

>>23357384
so all these gains have been from the short sellers pockets?

>>23357344
well you see what happens is, people borrow shares to short sell them and then people borrow them again after they were short sold so now it's like that same share exists twice because it got short sold twice and needs to be bought back twice and it's all very legitimate and not some high level bullshit at all all very sane haha

>>23357376
Yes, it was SHLL. However, SHLL went up over 7x(?) from its base price. Those shills made total bank.

>>23357376
I was new to investing and POL, and I got burned. Guess I'm stuck holding bags. Good thing I don't need the cash cause I gotta good job

>fags actually think pol larpers abused election systems to win trump the election
you retards are the most guillable people on the planet no wonder you fell for workhouse

>>23357265
>Washington State not Oregon
anon, you're retarded - this image you're linking is someone who lives in Washington State requesting a new ballot for themselves, filling it out with their own information and blacking it out
Again, try it for yourself on Washington State's portal, try to change Dan Savage's vote
>https://voter.votewa.gov/WhereToVote.aspx
Daniel Savage DOB: 10/07/1964

Try to change his vote. Please actually try, and come back here. You're wrong, and also, you are probably a paid Russian shill, and if you're not, you're falling for and helping to propagate a Russian disinfo campaign (which is just as bad)

did you try?
same exact thing. you need his driver's license # to do anything whether request a new ballot or cancel one.
Please show me how you change Dan Savage's vote.

>>23357409
semen demon, you mean.

>>23357430
>please commit a federal crime
>no not good enough, put your own name and address on it too goy
get bent, paid shill.

>>23357333
>>23357430
Try it for yourself. Try to change Dan Savage's vote. You're falling for a disinfo campaign retard
Try to use the Oregon portal as I linked here: >>23356942 to change the Mayor of Portland's vote, and try to use the link here to change Dan Savage's vote in Washington State

>>23357423
You shouldn't ignore that story. Just because mainstream hasn't picked it up yet doesn't mean it won't lead to bigger findings and bigger scandal they will be forced to cover.

>>23357423
Literally no one thinks /pol/ is gonna do that
If anything the people still talking about that shit are speculating about whether or not this was used by the left to manipulate things since apparently this system has been in place since 2012

>>23357434
shes hot but also satan. I want to rail her out then burn her on a cross for her sins.

>>23357412
Not all of it, there's a legitimate bull case for it that has attracted investors. But it's easy to imagine how such a massive amount of shorts creates a black hole that sucks out all their money as they can't cover all those shares without driving the price up

>>23357434
Not since she was Ms. Lube.

>>23357454
>literally no one thinks they are doing that
there are posts at the top of the thread saying its bullish for trump lmao

>>23357448
you're retarded.
for any anon's who are actually not retarded, try it for yourself and see that you cannot even if you wanted to. after logging into anyone's portal page you MUST have driver's license info to continue / change anything
please do not fall for this stupid disinfo campaign without checking for yourself

>>23357241
This?
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fsj3l3/very_unusual_option_activity/fm1y0ru/
>Can spy also unhinge?
>Yes. It is put together by State Street, and if the Fed stops the pumping, State Street can go the way of Lehman Bros and all of SPY goes with it, from my retarded understanding of it.
>What happens to the options market for an ETF that liquidates? Like WTF happens?
>All options are valued as if the underlying price is $0.
Now I understand the SPY $25 puts.

>>23357384
>>23357416
That's actually what I tought was going on, holy shit that's interesting for GME then
Thanks anons

>>23357400
>And then SA because tinder is fucking shit

suicidal teens looking for sex are active on seeking alpha?

>>23357460
well yeah that's the idea. pelosi feels like the ultimate hatefuck candidate. and i say this as someone in their 20's. i still would, especially right before she had to give a big speech.

>>23357483
>linking to reddit
seriously?

>>23357483
YES THANK YOU THAT'S IT I KNEW ONE OF YOU GLORIOUS FUCKS WOULD HAVE IT! saved.

but yea basically that's why you don't want to: >>23357082

>wallstreetbets

>>23357481

>Please commit voter fraud to prove your point

>futures
imagine betting against america

>>23357483
No
this would take apocalyptical event
me can find source by in old research of SPY, it liquid up to like $50

SPX would have go negative

>>23357430
>>23356942
for all the /pol/tards feeding into this voter fraud conspiracy, go and try yourself to change the Mayor of Portland / Dan Savage's vote in both Oregon and Washington State (links & info provided)
You literally cannot without driver's license # info
officially debunked

>>23357532
real talk: what's the difference between /wsb and /smg/ besides anonymity and the ability to say nigger?

>>23357241
SPY does buy underlying asset though
they have like 10 market makers working for them who make sure all underlying assets are bought correctly and liquidly at all times :3

>>23357553
Yes I mean if SPY goes to $0 it's ogre for humanity at that point and when you cash in your puts you'll just be lord of the wasteland.

>>23357541
You can't commit voter fraud, because you literally can't even access the following page, you would know that, if you tried it yourself. Go to the link yourself, fill out the info, and try to go to any other page to actually do it - you will see. The act of filling out their name & date of birth & accessing the portal page is not a crime lol - it's all public info

>>23357559
not everyone here is a puts/calls fag

So what's going on with gme tomorrow?

>>23357559
You can't say nigger on r*ddit? What kind of commie bullshit is that?

>>23357477
Yea but no one actually believes they can use the exploit to 'win trump the election' like you wrote
If someone wanted to abuse the exploit to do that why the fuck would they post it to 4chan holy fuck you have shit for brains

>>23357585
we will go to like 17 or 18 bucks.

>>23357559
/smg/ is a secret club.

>>23357599
>yea but no one believes it, they just believe it enough to post about how its epic and election game changing

yeah ok lmao i dont trust any of these fags to be "just shitposting" with how they actually believe that trump was gonna replace pence with jfk jr, bunch of schizo retards

>>23357377
t. Zoomer

Go read what McConnell had to say about tarp and other stimulus/relief in the GFC. This is all about the 2022 midterm elections.

>>23357585
crab until next news

>>23357572
see: >>23357483

>>23357607
Fuck yeah. Hope you're right baggie

>>23357585
Crab beginning of the week.
Spike middle of the week.
Crab down end of the week to bog people who bought calls on the spike.

>>23357618
You're either a shill or braindead

>>23357559
Hedge funds use wsb to trade against retailers and take their money.

>>23357624
As long as the stimulus bill she wants contains anti-Voter ID laws, then it can kindly fuck off kek

>>23357637
yeah ok mr jfk jr as vice president lmao dumb faggot

When do futures turn red?

>>23357607
rolling

>>23357559
I can call out someone for having a stupid fucken opinion without it being downvoted, and people can do the same for me. I WANT to be called a dumbass if my play is stupid. People need to speak their minds and not circle jerk each other for upvotes so they can be seen at the top of the page.

>>23357639
Sauce?

>>23357628
yes understand but just saying
SPY not cantidate for unhinging

they have super liquid underlying and like said, sooo many market makers and specialist derivative traders and actors who make sure that will never happen

all of SPIDER stuff very liquid

wsb is lower iq than here, but you can see retarded level of gains and losses because of said people being lower iq. The only people that type
>reddit
probably come from reddit themselves and are trying to fit in here

>>23357660
futures only go up

>>23357650
It doesn’t matter. No one in DC really cares about this anymore. As long as the two teams can blame eachother it actually benefits the politicians if they help force Americans into foreclosure, debt, suicide, prostitution, wage slavery, and the fringes of society.

>>23356252
Large corporations have a lot of pros but efficiency isn’t one of them.

>>23356211
Shell is trash. They cut their divy and are not bringing it back. Most of oil is trash. If you want some go for ones with lots of cash and low debt like Conoco. Theyre even potentially buying another oil company to expand and can come out of this thing doing well for themselves.
>>23356252
>is it weird that part of me considers this a good thing?
Yeah its weird. Globolhomo just took over the country.

>>23357668
which reminds me

i hope that AMC anon learned his $200 lesson

if you file a 13G you can do so within 45 of the end of the year in which you purchased that share that would make you own 5% of the total shares. is there any possible way to find out precisely when it was done?

>>23357164
thank you, i dont know where this larp came from about the right being this super sick, tacticool force. Arent most republicans rich boomers? They dont want the nation destabilized, just stratified. I see this shit on pol all the time

left will never do shit either, boo hoo they broke some windows so scary. Please fix my delusion if im wrong

Where in the FUCK did all these retarded trip faggots come from? Fuck this gay shit

>*TRUMP: WANTS A BIGGER STIMULUS DEAL THAN PELOSI'S PLAN
>*TRUMP: THINKS GOP LAWMAKERS WOULD GO ALONG WITH HIS PLAN

I seriously doubt they would go along with it but okay

>>23357668
i like how discussion flows here naturally, as opposed to wsb splitting up every little play into its own thread

>>23357744
>Where in the FUCK did all these retarded trip faggots come from? Fuck this gay shit

>>23357753
republican senate keeps saying no to trump and pelosi they are fucking retards

>>23357744
I don't know what you mean.

Guys some of you are cool so stay out of the grocery store. My aunt who's covid positive said she's going to sneeze on a shopping cart.

>>23357753
Trump can bully the senate into obeying but rn he has to tard wrangle Pelosi

>>23357682
It matters to me anon, I don't care about Washington. Voter ID removal = fuck off. I can't believe this is even a debate topic, its insanity.

>>23357532
>54 seconds of this
Dayum.

remember when we were surprised gamestop sells anime figs? turns out gamestop does have a customer base with niche buyfag communities

pic related /toy/

>>23357592
reddit is literally run by communists, what did you expect

>>23357607
Based

Hey /smg/, I'm trying to learn enough about finance and economics to start trading but I'm having a lot of trouble. Can anyone tell me what picrelated implies? Why is the GDP growth to bank assets ratio relevant? What do bank assets even mean? Why is it bad that its really high?

futures halfway back from fridays final hour dump

>>23357864
Don't think so hard, just buy Gamestop and wait for the next shilled coin...err stock.

>>23357674
THIS is the only wsb post I’ve seen that looked worth reading. I’m still not sure if the theory makes sense:
>https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/gwhycu/once_more_unto_the_marketpocalypse_breach/

>>23357783
>i dont want to get a flu, id rather we all be locked up for the rest of our lives

>>23357855
>muh anime figures going to blow up gme stock
I understand the short squeeze on gme but this is pure delusion or unloading bags

>>23357778
This is honestly mega based, Republicans literally are saving us from more debt than anyone in 35 years has this month.

Just give me my 1000 dollars, and suck my dick Pelosi.

>>23357855
>mfw GME really IS the next Amazon

>>23357902
oh please im going to keep grasping for straws when i have nothing to do

>>23357776

Get fucked tranny

>>23357855
Based weeaboos.

>>23357881
Sure ok but do you know? pls i must know the answers

>>23357906
mitch mcconell doesn't want 1000 checks he wants more bailouts. trump wants $1200

>>23357884
this guy just newb
NQ always looks like that -_-;

it have nothing do with liquidity
he have no clue how NQ works

that whole thread fuggtarded and make me want kill self >:(

>>23357852
Uhhhhhhh the stuff about the elimination of the middle class and the “greatest wealth transfer of our time” resulting in the 99% getting shackled to debt slavery all at the same time...

That stuff is really important to me but I guess that’s why I don’t understand team trump or team Biden.

>>23357678
>wsb is lower iq than here
kek

>>23357592
You can't say N on redtit

>>23357946
Much like Eva, you clearly aren’t ready to understand this.

>>23356851
>are we headed for civil war 2.0?
It will be more like continuous skirmishes and hit and runs like in seattle or chicago. Maybe becoming constant domestic attacks or ambushes in small pocket areas. The states arent divided as expected like the North v South split. Parts of each state support each position.

>>23356437
Well said

>>23357969
me understand great
that thread guy retarded

NQ am 12000 point index
ES 3400 point index

he expecting having same spread when NQ am 3 times longer
it SUPER retarded what he saying in first place
NQ cant have "low liquidity" it derivative, it not need underlying asset
plus all sorts of other problem
holy heckies am so mad

>>23357970
>Parts of each state support each position
I'm now imagining border gore like in paradox games.

>>23357965
Can you say kike or janny? This reminds me what if we made a children's cartoon called little Hitler, and its about adolf and his elementary school friends and their struggles with (they)

>>23357778
I don't really think the Senate wants Trump to win. They know the world is going to shit for a few years and want a Democrat to be president when it does.

NEW @_@

>>23358035

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>>23358035

wash penis :3

>>23358035


>>23358035

>>23358013
They don’t care about this election, they think trump probably already lost.

They want to make sure they can keep their jobs in the 2022 elections.

>>23356942
>you cannot change his vote
The screenshot anon provided here >>23356513
clearly states "IF YOU CONTINUE, A BALLOT PREVIOUSLY MAILED TO YOU WILL BE CANCELED."
Now what you're doing is clearly moving the goalposts. Have you debunked the clear indication that pressing "Continue" will CANCEL a mail-in vote?
No.
It would be comforting if you did, but you didn't.
>>23356967
>>23357095
>>23357449
>>23357556
Pathetic flood.

>>23358005
Probably would be. Or can look at a county electoral result for 2016 and see what it would sort of look like. Big red blob in the middle.

>>23357639
i think you and a lot of other people overestimate the capabilities of "hedge funds". https://www.investopedia.com/articles/02/111302.asp

>>23357755
i love this place too, anon. which is why i hang out and post here. doesn't mean im not gonna check out wsb on a regular basis to see what they're up to as well, though.

>>23357102
Futures yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>23358093
Just remember they pretty much take what we do and ruin it. GME only works because the more people who pile on the better, but I wouldn't be surprised if their weak hands fumble and they miss out kek.

>>23357430
>you are probably a paid Russian shill
Anon you're making yourself sound retarded.

>>23357488
>suicidal teens looking for sex are active on seeking alpha
Seeking arrangement.
They usually don’t have their shit together and need a little supplemental income

>>23358176
The whole “muh Russia interference” thing is so 2017.

>>23357559
Just go back already.
We don’t want you here.

>>23357744
If erryone am rkg.... no one am (≖_≖ )

>>23357744
Cry harder.
I’ve been using this tripcode in /smg/ threads for over 3 years.

>>23357946
>that whole thread fuggtarded and make me want kill self
This.
>le ebin hivemind
>le occasional based savant poster
>le reddit intelligentsia
>teehee I’m so smart and reddit gives me access to such bright people
I could literally have an aneurism and spew academia terms schizo-style all over reddit, and the dipshits would think they’re seeing some kind of arcane magic going on and mash the upvote button

>>23356817
how do you explain AMZN then? or AAPL? or MSFT? or NVDA?

>>23357607
try 170-180.

>>23357871
FUTURES MOVING

IN A DIRECTION

ZOMG THEY ARE GOING SOMEWHERE AOAOAOAOAOAOOOAAAAOOOOOOAAAAO

>>23356252
>almost makes you think it was done on purpose
AYY LMAO

/ES FUTURES BREAKING OUT TO NEW HIGHS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

The ideal portfolio to retire in 10-15 years is:
20% tqqq
30%spy
10%Plug
10%NEE
10%ARKF
10%BTC
10%chainlink
Convince me otherwise

>>23357559
There are guys with actual money that post there. This place is mostly poorfags scrounging in the dirt.

>>23357855
it's literally all they stock in europe these days
overall 50% of their business

I can't wake up for market hours so I put in a limit order to buy gme at 13.40 when market opens, too high or too low?

What should I gamble $150 on?