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>> No.23347639

>go to shit university
>complain about it on twitter
must be a bretty bad uni if it has got an 85% acceptance rate in the fucking UK. literally community college tier

>> No.23347646

>doing trollies
Is that pushing shopping carts?

>> No.23347664

>>23347646
Correct.

>> No.23347767

>>23347624
The idea of degree = success has reached peak delusion in society. Baudrillard was correct about everything, we are stuck in a self-referential reality.

>> No.23347783

>>23347624
That's pretty funny and sad at the same time

>> No.23347788

Here we have the proud Underachiever

>> No.23347803

>>23347767
idk, reading Wikipedia he seems kind of like a mopey faggot

wtf is with all these boring depressives talking about inertia

>> No.23347849

>>23347803
He was a pessimist and former marxists which I don't like, but try reading Simulacra and Simulation. He articulated very accurate predictions of today's world.

>> No.23347852

>>23347767
If you gave Baudrillard an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.

>> No.23347865

>>23347639
Alnost every uni in the Netherlands has a 100% acceptance rate. Its the actual things at uni in the first year that make People drop out. I thought it was like that everywhere

>> No.23347874

>>23347852
I've only read Simulacra and Simulation, can't comment on anything else. However, I do like that he turned on Marxism calling it "bourgeois thinking" kek

>> No.23347882

>>23347849
>He articulated very accurate predictions of today's world.
That was great but he literally went nowhere with them. Like I read his complete works trying to figure out what his suggestions were. He never fucking had any.

>> No.23347890

>>23347882
>He never fucking had any
He was so pessimistic that I think he gave up on society

>> No.23347925

>>23347852
>>23347874
I read the intelligence of evil. Changed my life when I was a lefty pseud. Might not hit the mark these days, but you gotta give the cunt a little credit, he's not all retarded.

>> No.23348102

>>23347624
He's baiting
He's aware of the situation

>> No.23348106

>>23347624
Bantz

>> No.23348128

>>23347865
Nah they just pushing everyone to go university nowadays in the UK no matter if they academic or not. Our unis are still technically free. I haven't earnt over £26.5k to pay any money back yet, and if everyone goes most people won't

>> No.23348145

>>23347890
This is what Brits are like here. I hate it sometimes, people just blackpill you for you here, mutts are so much more optimistic about their career and life

>> No.23348147

>>23347624
Do they just let anyone into universities these days?
How do you have that level of education while being incapable of landing yourself a job with it?

>> No.23348178

>>23347624
he better get himself promoted to Chief of Trolley Logistics. That £50k student loan aint gonna payback itself

>> No.23348179

>>23347624
>Needs a degree to push trollies
Thanks for the money free wagie

>> No.23348293

>>23347882
>Like I read his complete works trying to figure out what his suggestions were. He never fucking had any.
Ted Kazcynski also predicted where we are heading and he never offered any solutions as well. And yet, here we are, with him being vindicated more and more every day.

>> No.23348323

>>23347849
tldr on simulacra & simulation?

>> No.23348344

>>23347646
Trollies are ugly trannies

>> No.23348347

>>23347865
the same in Austria, but not in the anglolands

>> No.23348354

>>23347646
Anything off the trollie, dears?

>> No.23348525
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>>23347624
>this guy is still more successful and gets more pussy than 80% of /biz/

>> No.23348581

YeaH i know this feeling man.

I worked as a cashier in an arcade, was getting £6.95 p/h. Left did a Biology degree and couldnt get a science job. Went back to the same job that had a recent takeover for £6.5 p/h 3 years later.

>> No.23348636 [DELETED] 

>>23347646
>>23347664
So he's getting paid doing jackshit. Isn't it what we do here?

>> No.23348649

>>23347788
Underachooover

Someone that keeps yelling I'm an underachiever but is never at work due to 'sick'

Nice

>> No.23348653

>>23348636
pushing trolleys is a lot of work

>> No.23348667

>>23347624
This job doesnt exist in germany, white people put the trollies back themself obviously.

>> No.23348676 [DELETED] 

>>23348653
Yeah, almost as hard as waking up.

>> No.23348716
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>>23348581

You gonna make it.

>> No.23348731

>>23347849
>>23347767

Yeah I very often think of his works when reading news nowadays...we honestly are completely disconnected from any kind of "reality" at this point.

>> No.23348764

Why are people discussing notoriously difficult French philospohy in a shit on Britain thread? Not that i'm complaining this is the first thread in weeks that makes me think there are smart people on this board.

>> No.23348827

>be me
>italian
>go to uni and receive €2300/year because poor
>before corona I stayed in the campus and came home on the weekends (30 min train + 10 min car from where i live), got €1200/year extra for staying in campus with free launch and €1.50 dinner

>> No.23348833

>>23347639
Acceptance rates aren't really that important anon. Most people know what type of grade they are going to get and tailor their uni application appropriately. If you are expecting to get BCC you wouldn't apply to Cambridge for example as you're wasting one of your choices. Sheffield is one of the top 10 unis in England

>> No.23348852 [DELETED] 

>>23348827
So why is your country going bankrupt again?

>> No.23348884
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>>23347624

>> No.23348898

You guys could make fun of this guy but its not his fault young people everywhere are being gaslit by this bullshit about college instead of being put in productive skilled labor

>> No.23348924

>>23348898
Well the fact of the matter is that a retard can earn a college degree, and I'm not adding a retard to my engineering team simply because he has a degree.

>> No.23348935

In the last year of my genetics degree , I hadn’t arranged accommodation so I moved into a rando house. Had these 2 first year lads doing than events management at the metropolitan instead of the real uni. They were alright lads, but they should have been laying bricks not writing essays. They knew some right Slags though.

>> No.23348949

I don't understand, why doesn't he just get an apprenticeship? He'll be earning more than working a single day at waitrose and he'll have the skills to make decent money at the end of it.

>> No.23348975

>>23347849
i'm impressed there are people who read baudrillard here

>> No.23348995

>>23348898
Its his fault for thinking obtaining a degree is all you need for the world to open up to you & not having a plan or awareness for what comes next

>> No.23349007

>>23348827
italy is completely decadent nowadays

>> No.23349025

>>23348924
Stil detracting from the point which is the serious unfair bullshit young people are exposed to and propagandized.

I graduated from a top 20 university in the world with a degree in a quantitative subject meanwhile im still workimg min wage and prolly will be until i get my masters in CS

>> No.23349026

>>23348323
we no longer participate in reality. everything is bullshit

>> No.23349074

>>23349025
>graduated from a top 20 university in the world with a degree in a quantitative subject meanwhile im still workimg min wage
Sucks to suck. Its definitely someone else's fault & not yours though, right?

>> No.23349084

>>23348975
I try not to think that some of the smartest living people post on this godforsaken anime website but I can't help but believe it.
>>/lit/thread/S10223627#p10232472

>> No.23349094

>>23349074
Erm, but it is somebody else's fault. The boomers fucked society beyond recognition for young people.

>> No.23349099

>>23349084
>he knows about a french author he is probably a nobel prize

>> No.23349123

>>23349094
Everythings fine in my world. Not sure what you faggots are crying about

>> No.23349139

>>23349099
The post I linked successfully applied abstarct not widely known contemparary philosophy and used it to predict the Bitcoin Cash scamfork brainlet. Check the dates.

>> No.23349146

>>23349139
you are a qanon believer

>> No.23349147

>>23349099
Ive heard of Honor de Ballsack, where is my nobel prize?

>> No.23349153

>>23347624
Yes get a degree goyim. If there's anything employers value it's wasting four years for a piece of paper.

>> No.23349154

>>23349123
So you're saying that 2000 applicants as a norm for one job that requires a college degree , which 30 years ago would have been easy pickings for college graduates is "fine".

>> No.23349193

>>23349074
Why would it be my fault? First you say retards shouldnt get hired guess what i took pure math classes that make engineering look easy so im not retarded but then you move the goalposts huh faggot. Obv i have a degree of culpability but your missing the point. I dont know what to tell you asshole, OPs picture should be a lesson in compassion to you. Your the type of jewish cocksucker who thinks average people getting fucked is ok because "Fuck you i got mine" right. I wont be poor for long thankfully so you can cut your gloating short.

>> No.23349391

>>23347646
>shopping carts
Is that a carriage?

>> No.23349438

>>23347624
Probably a meme degree.

>> No.23349514

>>23347767
it's true though for the most part. if you randomly pick out people with a degree vs priole without, you'll find more successful people on the degree side. obviously there are going to be retards like in the OP that get a degree in woman studies and expect to have a job, but most people with a brain actually major in something that has jobs.

>> No.23349750

>>23349514
>if you randomly pick out people with a degree vs priole without, you'll find more successful people on the degree side.
I'm not sure that's true at all anon. Obviously it depends on where you're taking the sample from, but generally the people I know who have degrees are in either an equal or worse economic situation than the people I know who don't have a degree. If you're options are a degree vs 4 years of earnings and work experience...I know which I'd rather have.

>> No.23349782

>>23349750
>4 years of work experience
Most of the people I know who didn’t go to college are still doing shitty minimum wage or part time UPS. Not really resume builders.

>> No.23349892

>>23349074
But it is someone else’s fault. Jews raised the ceiling. Made it so a Masters is entry level and you’d probably still have to take a loan out.

Genocide in Minecraft when?

>> No.23349909

>>23347646
is this guy a buggy wrangler?

>> No.23349919

>>23349892
>Genocide in Minecraft when?
Given that you are too pussy to omit typing "in minecraft", never!

>> No.23349941

>>23349782
Part time ups pays for $25,000 in tuition by UPS

Get your degree for free retards

>> No.23349965

>>23347624
Funny, but sad and true. Degrees are barely worth the paper they are printed on. The courses are rubbish and the job market is so flooded with degree-holders that they don't mean anything any more.

>> No.23350362

>>23349084
Thanks for confirming /lit/ are pseud retards jerking each other off.

>> No.23350448

>>23350362
>The prefix pseudo- (from Greek ψευδής, pseudes, "lying, false") is used to mark something that superficially appears to be (or behaves like) one thing, but is something else. Subject to context, pseudo may connote coincidence, imitation, intentional deception, or a combination thereof.
Calling them pseud (it should be pseudo fyi) retards implies they aren't retarded. I think you made a mistake my illiterate comrade.

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>>23347624
HOLY FUCK

>> No.23350483

>>23347639
>Complaining about it on twitter.
You god damn morons really can't tell the difference between someone making a joke at their own expense and complaining?

God you must be so fucking insufferable to be around in real life.

>> No.23350520

>>23348667
you mean you charge people to use carts? and the only way they get their money back is if they put the carts back

>> No.23350526

>>23348323
Art imitates life imitates art imitates life.
The core defining ideas of the Frankfurt school rehashed some 50 years later when the emerging trends they identified began to reach a fever pitch.

>> No.23350542

>>23349153
>If there's anything employers value it's wasting four years for a piece of paper.
Yes, that's literally the value of a degree. You are signalling domestication; showing you're a good little wage slave. The debt makes you an actual slave and the expectation is you will get a mortgage next.

>> No.23350547

>>23349123
look at the stats retard. most young people have no wealth and shit low paying jobs

>> No.23350551

>>23350448
Fucking pseuds man

>> No.23350568

>>23348833
>Sheffield is one of the top 10 unis in England
Not even in the top 20.

>> No.23350599

>>23350448
He is implying that "pseuds" (which is a common derogatory term to refer to amateur philosophers that happen to not subscribe to the same school of thought as you) are retarded. Not that they are pseudo retards, my obtuse friend.

>> No.23350954

>>23350448
why are you pretending like you don't know what he meant in an effort to feel smarter than him?

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>>23350520

>> No.23350988

>>23347624
Lived with 6 other people in the first year at uni and got kicked out after failing second year. At age 28 I have the highest paying job.

A degree just opens the door, it doesn't equal success.

>> No.23351033

>>23350520
Its smart cause poor people and kids just put the carts back and take the coins if you are too lazy to do it.

>> No.23351060

>>23351033
The places this doesn't happen is where carts are free

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>>23347646
I think its the same as caddy-cage rollin'

>> No.23351179

>>23351060
Well its more efficient for the store than having a guy on payroll just to collect carts. Its pretty annoying when you dont have change though.

>> No.23351283

tired of this waggie shit guys? lets make somthing together >>23350834

>> No.23351587

>>23347767
Society in peacetime has been self referential since forever

>> No.23351606

>>23351179
most stores have plastic "coins" for those cases, just ask at the counter

>> No.23351755

I got a degree in computer information systems from a US university and i was astonished how incompetent most of my other senior year students were. Some of these black girls who were in my team knew literally nothing. But they graduated with the same degree as me

>> No.23351797

>>23347646
>Is that pushing shopping carts?
Do Americans really call it that?

>> No.23351874

>>23347865
it's the same in germany, %60 percent of my class dropped out in the first semester

>> No.23351938

>>23348676
Why do you fags shit all over people doing essential work required for society to function. I have a "good" job and it requires very little work, just had to jump through a bunch of credential hoops. Yet this lad busts his ass making nothing and you insult him for it. I'm from a working class family and this attitude would be beat out of you.

>> No.23352068 [DELETED] 

>>23351938
>pushing empty carts is essential work for society to function
ok pajeet.

>> No.23352249

>>23351797
Depends on what part of the country you are from and what class. I call the servant that goes to the store and buys my goods, nigger

>> No.23352394

>>23352068
The homeless population in my city is doing a great job distributing carts all over the metro area, I'm sure there is a job in long range trolleying

>> No.23352411

>>23351797
The term of art is "courtesy clerk" my good man

>> No.23352439

ironically he probably get more pussy than most of biz

>> No.23352726

>>23352411
>Carriage Directional Officer

>> No.23352762

>>23352394
In America, places like Walmart and Target actually do pay some outside company for cart retrieval.

>> No.23352835

>>23351938
because his job requires 0 skill, 0 training, 0 education. i'm from a working class family and i look down at people who work those types of jobs without a good excuse for doing so. my dad was a high school drop out but had the sense of get into a field of work (industrial maintenance) that requires skills and training.

>> No.23352878

>>23347865
>>23348347
>>23351874
This is the difference between product-oriented German culture vs status-oriented Anglo culture.

>> No.23352904

>>23348764
It's notoriously bullshite pal

>> No.23352910

>>23351797
>Oi do Americans REALLY do somethin' sloitly different from us????

>> No.23352922

>>23347767
My parents and grandparents are giving me a bunch of shit about not going to college right now. I absolutely refuse to partake in that fucking scam.

>> No.23352956

>>23352878
>>23351874
>>23347865

Might be now, but don't be too happy about it because all European unis are pushed to have high retention/success rate. So before long, everyone will be passing in these countries as well.

t. Higher Education professional

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>>23352726
>>23352411

lmao wouldn't be surprised at all actually...

>here is a completely shit job with shit pay
>but we will give it a nice name
>desk manager, facilities manager etc.

>> No.23353188

>>23353080
The job is more than that...

>gets customers the fuck off the property as quickly as possible
>imagine the chaos if every hamplanet had to return to gate
>unintentional injuries lifting heavy bags
>carts rolling everywhere, homeless people making off with them

Without these essential employees, the parking lots would be chaos

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>>23353188

>> No.23353236 [DELETED] 

>>23353188
Even my third world country isn't THAT third worldly.

>> No.23353273

>>23353188
>gets customers the fuck off the property as quickly as possible
So the poor guy also has to be a security guard as well?

But is US really such a shithole or are you exaggerating? Because honestly it's hard to imagine such third world situations in the richest country in the world.

I live in Eastern Europe with all kind of degenerate behavior, but people normally return the carts (and retrieve their coins), it's also a matter of common decency. Also, why do the homeless steal the carts, what do they do with so many carts (I assume each homeless person only needs one)?

>> No.23353279

>>23352922
not going to college is a meme, you will be objectively much poorer

if you wanna start slow do a 9 month medical billing type program and you can make like $25/hr

>> No.23353298

>>23353273
america is very impoverished with communist tier wealth imbalances, you are either born into a successful family with guidance and nepotism or you work at 7/11 and smoke drugs until you drop dead

not much inbetween, i'd move to poland if I could at least there wouldnt't be niggers everywhere

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>>23353273
>Also, why do the homeless steal the carts, what do they do with so many carts (I assume each homeless person only needs one)?

they store their shit in them and chain together multiple carts like a train. or they sell them for scrap metal, which is bad for the business that owns them since carts cost $200-400 each. if you live in a real ghetto shithole like i do, the carts have magnetic brakes that activate once you get outside of the perimeter of the store parking lot.

>> No.23353376 [DELETED] 

>>23353326
>if you live in a real ghetto shithole like i do, the carts have magnetic brakes that activate once you get outside of the perimeter of the store parking lot.
Imagine being such a dumb nigger that if the cart you're stealing brakes, you don't even try carrying it

>> No.23353407

>did the same as op in a different sector
>eventually after no one would take a chance on me I moved abroad
>doors open everywhere
>everybody friendly flirty and well mannered to me
>get good job with yearly raises and a promotion
>will everyday that my based bong frens come along for a better life
The uk instills apathy in you with the odd drip of adrenaline (ie goin to the footy and getting a bit barmy) required to keep you hooked.

>> No.23353409

>>23351797
Yes because we’re not a bunch of dandies pushing trollies around

>> No.23353414

>>23353376
there's a ghetto apartment complex like 1/4 mile from the grocery store with cart brakes. somehow they do manage to drag them, with the brakes activate and with the cart full of shit, to their section ape abodes.

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>>23353298
or you just invest your money steadily and don't spend like a brainlet consooooooooooomer

>be me
>31
>security guard
>never had a job that paid more than $14/hour
>security consists of sitting in an office watching anime for 99% of your shift
>god tier wagie job, the only work you do is pepper spraying/beating karen/tyrone to the ground for refusing to leave the property kek.
>above is, unfortunately, a rare event, once every few months.
>working and investing since 18.
>own a house, paid it off.
>bought it for 100k, worth 220k now
>small but growing portfolio of PMs/stocks/cryptos.
>working class for now, but better off than 90% of peers.
>on course to retire comfortably at 50
>you can do this too, anon, if you're willing to work and budget efficiently.
>inb4 some lazy faggot comes in and tells me why they cant do all the above for some faggot ass lazy nigger reason.
>you're ngmi

>> No.23353457

>>23348147
Haven't you realized that college is a scam now? It used to mean something but the colleges lowered their standards and raised their prices to maximize profit. Modern day colleges are the equivalent of a pay to win mobile game. Parents and grandparents don't know how the world works anymore so they push their kids into college because they haven't caught up with the times.

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>>23353326
>>23353326
>chain together multiple carts like a train
>high tech magnetic brakes that activate once you get outside of the perimeter

I am literally laughing out loud now...that is just too crazy. Isn't it a matter of time before homeless or whomever learn to dismantle the (even more valuable) magnetic mechanism? Or do carts basically have to be vaults there in order not to be stolen?

>> No.23353498

>>23353457
indeed. i fell for the college meme too, if i hadnt, i'd have even more invested now. good thing i did a lot of it online, so i could work, and paid for it myself, so no debt. i cant even imagine the idiots who didnt work, accumulated no savings/investments, got worth degrees, and got debt, lmao. i'd probably rope if i was them.

>> No.23353501

>>23348898
are we talking about a woman here? a biological female? no? then the choices HE made are absolutely HIS fault
we live in the easiest times of human history, to the point there is no culture of accepting personal responsibility for your own life anymore. that is the problem. when information is so readily available, then the most motivated rise to the top and everyone else is bound to be a wagie. that's just how it is
"muh rich trust fund kids" is pure normalfag cope. the existence of people born with a golden spoon is not mutually exclusive with opportunities being at the highest they've ever been. only retards yearn for the so-called easy boomer life economically speaking, for fuck's sake we're on a board where judging sentiment on meme internet money can make you a millionaire from your bedroom

>> No.23353502

>>23353456
Just out of curiosity from someone outside of the US, how much did you earn (on average) per year and what percentage of this did you manage to save/invest?

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>>23348731

>> No.23353561

>>23353502
i average 35-40k/year, BUT, in security overtime is as common as you want it to be, so you can adjust your income dramatically based on how much you want to work. i attempt to save/invest 25% of gross, or pre-tax, income. that means a lot of ramen noodles and ground beef/chicken, an old LG phone, etc, but in the end it's possible. i focused on paying the house off first, because interest is an amazing tool for fucking people. fortunately i live in florida, and cost of living here is dirt cheap.

>> No.23353627

>>23353498
I would probably just "fake" autism and get on neetbux or something. I just barely realized the scam right before college, like two months before signing up. Thank God I didn't actually do it, probably one of the smartest decisions I've ever made.

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>>23353456
>If you work for your masters for 30 years
like me they might let you live life afterwards if you're lucky
I think I'll pass. I know they've slowly crushed your soul and made you passive over time, but they haven't gotten ahold of me yet. I refuse to become you.

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>>23353456
>If you work for your masters for 30 years like me they might let you live life afterwards if you're lucky
I think I'll pass. I know they've slowly crushed your soul and made you passive over time, but they haven't gotten ahold of me yet. I refuse to become you.

>> No.23353711

>>23353686
So what exactly are you you doing?

Starting your own business? NEETbuxing? Drawing porn for furries?

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>>23351797

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23353776

>>23351797
>oy, de burgah called da queenswagon a cart guv
>e' wot? Lord Chamberlains tiddlywink trollie? A 'cart', damn burgahs and their butcharin of de 'English language
>oy, is bout' a quarta to twelve-bong, we've gotta get to the crispsmart before midday salah

>> No.23353782

>>23347624
as eurofag your country is a shithole. imagine paying for a degree or healthcare

>> No.23353935
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>>23347646
Yeah, you need a license to do that over there so only professionals can push then for you.

>> No.23354038

>>23353407
Where did you end up going? Only asking for a friend.

>> No.23354043

>>23348525
It's brit pussy though.

>> No.23354085

>>23348354
out out out!!
CURSED POST!

THIS POSTER IS A DEAMON!!

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>>23353456
I can't do this because I'm 5'1" and nobody would be intimidated by me. Wanna tell me that I can get hired as a security guard now?

>> No.23354226

>>23348323
You're not engaging with reality but the idea of it that is created through media. Think of how the blood on tv is more real than real blood.

>> No.23354745

>>23348852
They actually have a lot of private holdings and wealth
They just have a fuck ton of public debt to french and german banks and they actually have to cuck to Italy so Italy stays in the Euro, the Euro collapses as a system of Italy leaves
I hope it does, shit currency

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It would be preferable to work 10 hours on monday, tuesday, thursday and friday with wednesday as a mid-week rest day along with the weekend.

>> No.23355322

>>23351755
I have to work with people who have that degree in an IT helpdesk role and they can barely write legibly or know how to build a computer. Most of them have those funko pops at their desk and are complete consoomers.

>> No.23355355

>>23348102
This.

>> No.23355372

>>23353456
>what do you do for work anon?
>oh youre a security guard?

how do you cope with this from women?

>> No.23355485

>>23349084

Isn't that amusing? I'm part of the global financial shadow elite but nobody believes me, even if I tell them to their face.

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>>23347767
based
/bizlit/ is the best board combo

>> No.23355572

>>23348667
the people in canada aren't any better, fucking lazy white people dumping carts literally beside their car while i was watching as a cart attendant

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>>23347767
>self-referential and virtual
>poster on mongolian throatsinging forum that chooses to reference what someone else said instead of wasting energy on formulating thoughts
I wish my tokens would increase in value compared to more standard tokens like the ones used to price virtual items in online stores. [Insert racist joke #1783]

>> No.23355826

>>23353709
Could you elaborate on being passive? Is that the same thing as being depressed or does that refer to something else?

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>>23355826
contenting oneself to sell your time to other people for your entire life because that is what's "normal"

>> No.23355931

>>23355722
Based

>> No.23355945

>>23353501
can you a name a few opportunities?

>> No.23356017

>>23355722
>midwits unironically think like this

>> No.23356030

>>23354043
Britslags are some of the easiest pussy I've ever had, they come on to you over there

>> No.23356389

Obese fat black women become security in droves. Its pretty fucking low barrier of entry type of work. If you can stay awake, understand what a patrol route is and how to dial the police you're good to go. I used to smoke blunts with this one security guard for the parking lot. Dude basically didn't do shit but get high and walk around for 20 an hr.

>> No.23356547

>>23351874
The ssytem in my countrybis numerus clausus, so limited vacancies, not like there. Despite that, at least half my class had dropped out because it was too difficult and they couldn't pass the modules. Degree was Physics, by the way.

>> No.23356593

>>23352835
Pushing carts is a hard job trust me.

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>>23347624
>be a wagie
>gets a useless degree
>return to be a wagie
>never give up waging

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>>23350483
Anonymous (ID: VLu7yhu0) 10/18/20(Sun)07:47:04 No.23350483
>>23347639 (You)
>Complaining about it on twitter.
You god damn morons really can't tell the difference between someone making a joke at their own expense and complaining?

God you must be so fucking insufferable to be around in real life.

>> No.23356915

>>23347646
Is your reading comprehension zero? How do you live?

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So I have 0.5% of the liquidity in Phoenix fund, 3k Statera I am holding. I bought that at 5.4c, I have another 6 ETH I am considering converting into STA, but idk, I do feel the risk.

>> No.23357262

>>23353456

Sounds like a sweet job. I'm 6'3, maybe if I worked out I could do that too. People don't even have guns here: should be easy.

>>23355372

Private security consultant sounds cool, like you're James Bond or something.

>> No.23357353

>>23348354
WE'LL TAKE THE LOT

>> No.23357779

>>23347852
Lol

>> No.23357821

>>23348344
Lost

>> No.23358024

>The fucking AUTISTS ITT that don't realize he's joking.

>> No.23358038

>>23347624
Basically, goto uni cus your teacher tells you.

I was one of 500 students in my sixth form (college) who didn't go for a degree. Now I have 200k+ at 22. LMAO. All my mates are in debt or doing slavery.

Of course, I keep it hush-hush. What a fucking joke, clown world.

>> No.23358127

>>23351938
It is true that somebody needs to do these boring jobs. But the stigma is earned. It encoruges people to do better, then only the bottom of the barrel end up doing this crap.

SMART-MONEY, NOT HARD MONEY. Nobody care if you bust your ass, is your shit worth something.

>> No.23358151

>>23353407
Where did you move to, fellow bong?

>> No.23358454

>>23353627
What do you make now?

>> No.23358500

>>23347624
Sainsbury's to Waitrose is a big upgrade, proud of the lad

>> No.23358591

>>23358038
How, and don't claim crypto.

>> No.23358602

>>23353765

>globbernaughts
>breaddystack
>merry fizzlebombs

just never gets old

>> No.23359115

>>23358591
nepotism if I had to guess

>> No.23359601

>successful people have degrees
>therefore degree = success
>therefore if retards, niggers and women get degrees they will be successful
>get rid of iq testing for entry, its about the magic graduation paper, not your intelligence
>...why isn't it working?

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>>23353776

>> No.23360157

>>23354745
Based Roman Bvll.

>> No.23360201

>>23359115
>nepotism
derogatory slur for generational wealth pushed by tribe that invented it

>> No.23360239

>>23347624
Jobs are difficult to obtain?
Solution? More immigration!

>> No.23360439

>>23355533
Is Nick Land worth reading if I like Baudrillard?

>> No.23360492

>>23360439
He's a fun read in general, covers some similar ground to Baudrillard, but pretty different overall.
You should read Deleuze first if you haven't

>> No.23360533

>>23351797
OI FUCKIN' TROLLIES MATE ARE YEW AVIN A LAFF?
FUCKIN' TROLLIES YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME LMFAO
OI MAAATTTTEEE FUCKING ROLLING TROLLIES

>> No.23360581

>>23360492
I read a little Deleuze, I wasn't overly impressed.

>> No.23360751

>>23348293
Ted does offer solutions but they basically boil down to "return to monkey"

>> No.23360778

>>23358454
I am living the NEET life rn. Join me bro

>> No.23360781

>>23347624
>majored in chav studies

>> No.23360890

>>23350448
Meta pseud posting

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>>23349193
Any advice so I don't end up in your shoes? Junior undergrad here. If I have to work another shitty min wage job I'm *not* upholding the social contract anymore.

>> No.23361023

>>23360581
He's not very easy off the bat, try his "Spinoza practical philosophy" first

>> No.23361276

>>23361008
Yes you will slave. Doing trades or even working as a laborer in construction is a good way to make money without feeling like killing yourself since the work you do is tangible.

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>>23361276
>Hurr durr do low-class physical labor and then die

Haahaha no. Life alone is not worth living, only the good life.

>> No.23361481

>>23349094
>Boomers and jews are the reason i cant get a good job
Man up you fucking faggots and take responsibility in your life. You're not entitled to anything

>> No.23361551

>>23353457
>Haven't you realized that college is a scam now

Thats not accurate. College is expensive, but what it is not is a scam. You actually get what you pay for and you know what it costs up front.

>> No.23361564

>>23361481
>You're not entitled to anything
Strange.....yet the state is entitled to Anon's taxes? Society owes Anon nothing yet expects much from Anon.......

>> No.23361578

>>23361481
>Just take responsability BRO

Greatest myth of the last decades. Great thing are achieved by the multi-generationnal collectives , not by mere and meek individuals. No wonder why the west turned to shit.

But go ahead, live alone, tryhard alone and die alone hot-shot.

>> No.23361617

>>23353501
Based

>> No.23361685

>>23361472
You will till the soil you dumb goy.

>> No.23361718

>>23360751
Well it’s that or become eternal dumb slaves to the Jews. Astonishingly people don’t have a problem being tortured and enslaved.

>> No.23361728

>>23358591
it could very easily be crypto

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>>23360533
oi. oy! let me bum a fag, mate.
i got to trollie me trollies mate.

>> No.23361760

>>23352249
youre a fucking retarded cuck if you let some nigger let alone a randy pick your food for you.

horrible flex you larping poorfag

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>>23361685
Caribs would rip their hands off at the wrist to escape the captivity imposed by the Spanish.

I need not go to such extremes, my hands are not currently chained.

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>>23347624
Union fixes this, literally.

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I went to uni cause I had a scholarship and got drunk and high everyday without paying a cent until I dropped out lmao. I'm at my parents rn but once my dui disappears I should be able to get another job. Quit my old one because I fucked the cashier while I was wasted.

>> No.23362657

>>23358591
It sounds quite doable if he lives with his folks, has close to zero expenses, and mostly invest in S&P500 and crypto (with few if any losses)
Not too hard desu, asset inflation it's ridiculous in current year

>> No.23362719

>>23347646
>shopping cart
Is that a merchandise sulky?

>> No.23362775

>>23347874
Marxism is retarded.
Why read any of that shitwith it ha nothing to do with our current reality?

>> No.23362782

>>23353709
if by like me you mean literally at work watching season 3 of shokugeki no souma and shitposting on /biz/, then yes, they've crushed my soul. it's so terrible living the life of a 31 y/o boomer, if only i'd went the other way and decided to be a rentcuck, i'm sure i'd be happier xD

>> No.23362794

>>23354110
yes, i work with women who are well under 5 feet tall. security hires anyone.

>> No.23362805

>>23355372
it filters out the gold diggers pretty well, but you're right it has generated some chuckles. ironically those chuckles often come from women who finance iphones and drive leased hondas.

>> No.23362815

>>23357262
you dont need to work out, and most people with guns are rednecks who wont bother you and blacks who more or less keep to themselves as long as you dont try to interfere in their drug sales.