/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>23347580
This image is absolutely based. Huge props to the memester that made it.

who asx here

>>23347592
It was actually RKG

>>23347598
We're trying to discuss scoop pp thenek you

>>23347603
ya jus gotta put ur peepee n th hole, my mane
then it dun
home fukken run, bruh. home fukken run.

>QE derisks speculative assets compared to productive assets
>pumps bubbles without any underlying growth
>causes deflation literally except in speculative assets
What is the next step of your master plan, Mr. Federal Reserve?

>>23347608
"a lil tipsy"

>>23347608
Off to a great start there

>>23347620
>crashing this plane. With no survivors!

>>23347620
banks collapsing as a result of savings accounts with unaffordable yields
Tech stocks like Fiverr acquiring them all at a discount
Finance sector is now just an extension of the tech sector
>WE FUTURE NAO

Also,
>Bezos is now Jamie Dimon's direct manager

You know scoops, trannies are what took out big5. Don't make the same mistake...

>>23347668
>Sweety, who was that man? It was almost like you two knew each other!
>Nobody dear, he's nobody.

>>23347668
>trannies are what took out big5.
Excus me, sir, wut? trannies? how?
>Don't make the same mistake...
don worry, my man, I always ask a girl jus like so:
>first date
>just got seated
>fancy italian place
>$50 bottle of wine
>sitting across from each other
>not a word spoken yet
>"ay bb grl, wuld u happen to b a tranny? a former man? I jus b askin cuz i don b n2 tht, bb grl"

I'm not a /biz/ person. I mostly browse /g/, /o/, /k/, and /fit/. Based entirely on my gut instinct I bought around $50k worth of AMD (Advanced Micro Devices) stock when it was around $2.10-ish a share. That stock recently spiked at like $92 a share. I sold off all of my stock when I saw this. I guess I'm just wondering what I do with this kind of money I've made. Should I have a dedicated accountant? Also did I make a mistake selling off all my stock at once? Should I have saved some?

>>23347701
>I bought around $50k worth of AMD (Advanced Micro Devices) stock when it was around $2.10-ish a share
no you didn't, you fuckn nig
go back to shillin som stinky linkos

>>23347701
Buy GME

>>23347708
>no you didn't, you fuckn nig
>go back to shillin som stinky linkos
I have no idea what any of that means. And yes, I did buy a bunch of stock prior to Ryzen first gen hitting. I sold my project car, a couple rifles, my little collection of gold/silver, and some other stuff. I figured I could make a quick buck if the stock went up a dollar. It went up a lot more than that.

>>23347691

>>23347722
>GME
That's gamestop isn't it? Why the hell would I buy into a dying company?

is this /b/ ? I'm confused

>>23347741
>Helios and Matheson
Oh boy. What a fucking ride that was.

>>23347746
Alright youre just baiting
Get the fuck out

>>23347747
idk but it sure isn't weekend /smg/

>>23347750
HMNY literally killed a tripfag. Anons need to remember what happens when meme energy is used for evil instead of good.

>>23347747
Yes, were you expecting stock tips?

>>23347765
no I was expecting cool memes not one pathetic ugly piece of shit bragging about banging crackwhores

>>23347764
>marries comfy
oh my fucking god, that's gold

>>23347772

>>23347772
Don't insult crackwhore sociopath anon please. He's a gem when he's not put murdering prostitutes.

>>23347786
>Don't insult crackwhore sociopath anon please. He's a gem when he's not put murdering prostitutes.
This.
I fucking love that guy.
I'm literally inspired to maybe try cruising down the notorious hooker street in Seattle (Aurora).
Not to pick anybody up, just to take it all in

>>23347786
How can i short 2 scoops?

>>23347796
sure.. do that..whatever happens, happens

>>23347801
>short 2 scoops?
through buying SQQQ, you fucking moron.
My whole portfolio is just leveraged bull ETFs. The full nearly 100k of it. Just straight up leveraged bull ETFs.

How am I gonna do on Monday, bros?

>>23347811
>unironically buying SQQQ
>massive cash position
So I see that you're new...

>>23347811
Did you make that portfolio is ms-paint? Is your portfolio written in crayon?

>>23347810
>Buy SQQQ

Buy $AQMS before Biden takes office. You been warned.

>>23347809
>Edmund Kemp
>American serial killer
>possessing an IQ of 145
Now finally a guy that I can related to! ^_^

>>23347846
Exactly. Fucking exactly.
You short me, you short your fucking balls to the grave, nig

>>23347811
Betting against America? Theres something you shouldnt do

>>23347846
Jesus, kobe was literally ground beef when they found him.

>>23347870
of course you can because he was a massive faggot just like you

>>23347876
yeah, was just thinking that.
I can't fucking believe there's drawings like this that exist of him.
Imagine if his family and friends saw this shit. Fuck, man.

>>23347891
>because he was a massive faggot
idk, bruh
he seems pretty based.

>>23347876
>>23347895
For your reading pleasure, Kobe's autopsy report.
https://www.docdroid.net/9t5OPQL/kb-pdf

Now give me TLSA calls

>>23347817
I started investing this year! Up 50% :)
Also since I'm a poorfag I can't trade options on SQQQ. :(
Shares will accomplish the same thing in lesser extremes, right?
>>23347822
Fidelity doesn't make pretty pie charts for me, so I had to google one.
>>23347872
Line can go down too, you know.

>>23347846
>Kobe "Bean"
Praise Kek,
Buy FDP

>>23347916
hehe xD

I literally think only miners seem to respond to fundamentals anymore.

>>23347936
It's the appropriate way to diffuse tension when someone calls you a newfag :)

>>23347956
>only started investing this year
>calling others "newfag"

>>23347809
>>23347891
>After his second arrest, Kemper said that being able to understand how these tests functioned allowed him to manipulate his psychiatrists and admitted that he learned a lot from the sex offenders to whom he administered tests; for example, they told him it was best to kill a woman after raping her to avoid leaving witnesses.
Yeah, bruh, idk... this guy seems really fucking based.
Thanks for posting him.

>>23347914
Pretty gross desu

>>23347916
>I want to trade options on SQQQ
Based degenerate.
Don't forget to post a screenshot when you lose all your money.
It helps to fend off survivorship bias.

>>23347976
You might wanna check your reading comprehension on that one, buddy.

:)

BST and BSTZ is very comfy!

>>23347984
meatsacks who die in helicopter crashes often are.
Car Crashes can be worse, look at Ryan Dunn
>On June 20, 2011, at around 3:30 a.m. EDT, Dunn and Zachary Hartwell, a production assistant on Jackass Number Two,[11] were killed when Dunn was driving while intoxicated and his Porsche 911 GT3 veered off the road, struck a tree

I'd hate to be a cop in charge of cleaning up car crash vics, you have to scoop the fucks into soup cans.

>>23348002
Frankly, I'm not interested in options in the slightest. It sounded like you were grilling me over buying shares of SQQQ as opposed to options, but I guess you just meant trading it at all.
How else am I supposed to capitalize on impending collapse?

>>23348009
it's time to stop posting

>>23348044
>How else am I supposed to capitalize on impending collapse?
Metals and baked beans XDDDDDD

>>23348044
>How else am I supposed to capitalize on impending collapse?
The volunteer service that I work for handles calls for schizophrenics too... you might want to try giving them a call, sweetie

>>23348057
>>23348063
Something tells me you guys don't like smiley faces. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I thought weekend SMG was supposed to be based, but it looks like the thread is pretty shitposty today.
Guess I'll stop posting after all. See you guys on Monday to flaunt my SQQQ and GME wins!
>>23348063
>>23348119
I meant financial collapse, silly. Tension is running high on stimulus and election news. Be careful with your money! :)

Shill Time

This is the time to accumulate:
UPS
Tesla
Amazon
Fedex

My favorite:
Tesla & Amazon. Both in theory should rocket up pre-earnings.

If your a gambling man:
Virgin Galatic (Space flight around 10/21)

>>23348150
>betting against the overall market with GME as a "hedge"
epic
now fuck off

>>23348150
It's 7am on a Sunday. This is how it always is. weekend /smg/ is always based as well.

MNKD
LCTX

?ADXS??

Get ready for the week GME bros

luv me GME
luv me WKHS
luv me NAK
'ate ETFs
'ate FAGMANT
'ate burrs
dun 'ate diversifyin i jus dun loik em

simple as

>>23348361
baste

Astra zeneca are mass producing a covid vaccine, is it a buy?

>>23347580

Dipped my dick today in vinegar, AMA

>>23348535
buy high or sell low?

How much money do I need to invest in the stock market?

>>23348578
about 1.5 million dollars

>>23348578
There's no minimum unless you have to pay commissions, your broker asks for a minimum or it doesn't offer fractional shares.

>>23347580
Is it safe to hold msft appl and amazon? Some old fucker on YouTube said they’re going to crash for awhile

>>23348578
1 bitcoin

>>23348628
you answered your own question because if you buy and hold who cares if they dip

>>23348578
About tree fiddy

>>23348578
They now offer commission free "investment plans" for 20€ a month here, so that's my guess.

>>23348680
where's here?
>that pic
lel

>tfw can't use Robinhood as an Australian

>>23348724
use stake retard
same shit

>>23348693
Socialist Republic of occupied Germany
>>23348628
Long term all fine. Short term AAPL and maybe AMZN have some room to drop.

>>23348736
I see

To other anons, what's a good broker that won't jew me, that works in America

>>23348747
TD Ameritrade, Fidelity, or Charles Schwab
Of those 3, TDA has the rather nice ThinkOrSwim app, while Schwab has slightly more options.
Robinhood keeps getting into trouble selling its user's data.

>>23347580
thanks op

>>23347580
thanks op

>>23347580
thanks op

>>23347580
thanks op

bros... /pol/ just discovered a vulnerability in american online voting system that lets you cancel out somebodys ballot or vote for dead people. Circuit breakers when it hits the news?

>>23347580
thanks op

>>23348769
>>23348776
>>23348781
>>23348784
sup Powell

>>23347580
thanks op

>>23347580
yo

This SMG is wack

>>23348790
thread link?

Ate a burrito before bed and im drinking my morning coffee now, i can feel the explosion brewing. Im going to stain the toilet ceramic real good

>>23348814
Entire /pol/ is booming about it

>>23348816
Elon, are you signalling to us the future of the Boring Company here without tipping off big guy SEC?
Meme once, if yes. Meme twice if no.

is TSLA price as a gauge of the clown level based?

>>23348832
I aint no Elon ball licker, i dont play that cult

What is /smg/ cooking? I made a fish curry.

>>23348790
>>23348825
i saw a screencap but wasn't this only in oregon? or did they find loopholes in other states too now

>>23348839
absolutely

>>23348790
>more /pol/ election bullshit

>>23348933
The trump and biden show is so broing

>>23348933
Truth and THOSE DUBS
CHECKED

>>23348933
Among the many things driving me to suicide, alongside unemployment and a schizo fuckbuddy who calls me at 3am high as a kite, is how shit /pol/ get's over American politics.
Fuck it's a cesspit.

Reminder that when you get timed expiration Fedcoin, use it to buy durable commodities that you can sell for non-Fedcoin whenever you want.
Ideas: Motor oil, jewelry, diapers, musical instruments, etc.

Any KR chads on here?

should I spend 1200€ on upgrading my pc for cyberpunk 2077 or juicy chink stocks?

>>23349067
depends on the pc you have now

NEE
MCD
PLUG
CX
MO
Swing trade TQQQ

This is my long term portfolio structure

>>23349067
wtf chinks look like THAT!?

>>23349067
Overhyped garbage that uses a bunch of celebrities to hype it up even more and I'm talking about both things you mentioned

>>23349118
I built it 6 years ago, it wont run cyberpunk on mid settings

>>23349121
yes

>>23349151
i'd go for the pc personally, already did actually

>>23349132
keanu reeves is a pretty ok dude if you ask me
death stranding was good too

as for chink stocks, as long as they go up idc who hypes them

>>23349205
I need to go to china, and blast my big white dude in some sideways pussy holy fuck.

>>23349264
dick not dude lol.

>>23349205
i need to fuck that whore, coom inside her

>>23347580
>>23347580
hey guys, /pol/ here. we've been working all night, is this bullish for market futures tomorrow? im gonna start investing in VXX calls for jan/feb

>>23349264
>>23349352
I lost my virginity 2 years ago to a qt chinese girl thanks to a china spyware tinder knockoff
I am eternally thankful to them, thats why I invest in chinese stocks

>>23347580
>OP post glorifying namefags/tripfags
really??

>>23349381
You realize there are "people" blaming you all for hacking an election despite the fact it was just discovering an obvious exploit? The fuck are you going to do now?

>>23349424
which app?
only uggo asians on my standard apps

>>23349424
>>23349499

How easy is it to get laid in china as a decent looking white dude.

Damn I woke up to a weird smg today
Also to the guy that wanted to know, yes I meant crash bandicoot 2

>>23349455
Whoever posted it to /pol/ in the first place probably wanted exactly that, for 4chan to get blamed for the exploit existing instead of credited for finding it.

>>23349524
It's the weekend
We're just bored.

>>23349499
>>23349519
Tantan
Im a ginger, so a subhuman to white people and thats why I never had any luck on tinder

I had 500 likes and 100 matches within a month on tantan
Just hope that there are enough chinese girls in your area (germany has a lot apparently)

>>23349455
you realize if nobody brought it to light, the only people aware of the exploit are hostile foreign power intelligence agencies like china, who are going to make sure biden wins, right?

>>23347580
Sauce?

Stop buying oil stocks and invest in the future.

Pic unrelated

>>23349561
I know, I'm not blaming /pol/. Just asking what they're going to do now.

>>23347580
sauce of the tranner vid?

>>23349519
you absolutely don't want to go to china right now.
>>23349561
how legit is that BS? seems more like a troll to me

Why should i not buy Apple Calls on Monday?
Iphone 12 releases on 23.10.2020.

>>23349551
sounds good
thanks famalam

>>23349570
based, fuck oil

>>23349627
It was legit. Anons had fun changing the addresses of celebrities and shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzWLlfwfD4Y&ab_channel=RandyHillier
I'm so tired, bros.

>>23349627
You don't know how sex starved I am lol.

>>23349728
fuck me
>>23349752
there are other options bro, being a foreigner in china right now is not a good situation.

>>23349728
Don’t worry, you’ll be able to sleep it off in the labor camps.

>>23349531
This. Some foreign power found the exploit and leaked it on purpose. Makes the FBIs job harder. That voting system is a fucking joke though

>>23349752
I'll take celibacy over insanity at this point

Who here hyped for 21 and 23Oct disclosures?

>>23349791
>That voting system is a fucking joke though
That's the stupidest fucking part, instead of getting angry at the people that set up such an easily exploitable and flawed system, normalfags will get angry at our Chinese cartoon imageboard.

>>23349796
a lot of girls are into murder and strangling anon

>>23349783
I don't have a lot of money, so hookers are out lol

>>23349796
Is she asian?

>>23349863
murder? nah.
Every girl likes a bit of choking though, but nah, this is a schizo fuckbuddy of mine having a mental breakdown and messaging me weird shit.

>>23349381
Based

Big dump tomorrow at the stock market. Blood red

>>23347580
that pic is nice, i think it's the wet pink panties you don't notice at first.

what's the best volume indicator?

>>23349863
Choking? Yes
Murder? Nah

>>23349352
>>23349264
>>23349424
>>23349499
>>23349519
>>23349627
>>23349752
>>23349796
>>23349863
>>23350007

/smg/ - stock market discussion

>>23350034
stockfags get lonely waiting for futures on Sunday

>>23350034
>Fucking hot chink broads is not related to the stock market.

NGMI.

>>23347640
>Finance sector is now just an extension of the tech sector

Fintech master race ascendancy when?

>>23350049
tfw

>>23347580
this image makes me want to coom. I need a girlfriend

>>23349828
Honestly, that's the thing that opened my eyes the most - knowing what happened from the inside, and seeing how twisted the news coverage of it was. Journalists aren't experts in what they're covering, and most aren't even experts in being journalists. The big breaking news is always covered by rookies. The experienced journalists are just fed partisan spin from their sources. So what you end up with is a story that's written 50% by honest retards and 50% by corrupt geniuses.

My first instinct is to sell all my TQQQ tomorrow but my instinct is always wrong so I'm going to hold. Simple as.

>>23350146
That's it. I am going to hold all my stock AND I am going to find a chinese woman to pound. There is a university not far away from me, so I should get some prime poon.

I can’t believe I went through the last thread and saw a pee pee and there was poo poo on it

>>23350161

What would you buy with $1.4bn? picrel

>>23350202
GME

>>23350202
GME LEAPs

>>23350202
9.98% of GME obviously
do you have to declare calls in SEC filings too?

if you're not LARPing, i'll spoonfeed you DD for real

>>23350168

>>23350202
Housing for the poor

>>23347584
Is this still I thing? I unironically claimed some back in time.

>>23350202
20% NEE
20% SPY
10% MO
5% PLUG
5% CX
20% on land and properties
10% gold
10% cash

>>23350202


would buy a brothel excursively for myself

>>23350228
its a paper trading website with pajeet-tier coding. I found a bug and turned my money from 100k (starting) to 1.4bn. After the weekend the dev is probably going to fix the bug but I still have the 1.4bn.
All in on GME?

>>23350285
fuck off

>>23350191
That's some good ass mix of genes right there

>>23350202
I'd put all in some ETFs like QQQ, SPY or World,/China stuff and some gold.

And start building a hospital or school. I don't need a billion.

:3

>>23350202
GME obviously
You’d trigger the largest squeeze in history and likely get 10x gains.

>>23350323
holy based

>>23350247
Get the hell out of here you degenerate

>>23350323
I’m the same except 2% in NAK instead

>>23350304
i think almost all japs (in JAVs) look really fugly but i wonder who these japs are because they look so cute

>>23350247
In Jewish neighborhoods

CLOWN DOLL WATCHED ME SLEEP ALL LAST NIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23350414
I like your style anon.

What do we think to $LMND?

>>23350049
That's why you should have a bag of Link. If nothing else something to watch on weekends

Kek, I keep around 90% of my money tied up in investments. Cause fuck man I'm a "poor" fuck so I need as much bang for my dollar as I can get. Also I'm married and while things are great now, who's to say after 20 years what the story will be. So I want her to think I'm "poor". She knows about my primary bank (paycheck and bills and stuff gets routed through it). The other stuff (brokerage and off the books account) she knows nothing with no paper trail leading to them. She's got her own bank account which is not linked to mine in any way so no way for the lawyers if it comes to it can claim combined marital assets if it comes time to split the green. (physical stuff is another mater but fuck who cares about that)

>>23350485
Every time I see you post I never read it you avatar faggot

>>23350485
You really should have a utilities company. Make the power company pay you

>>23350485
did you 'shop those logos into the image?

>>23350471
I might have gotten link but GME is unironically a quicker way to make money than crypto

>>23350485
>Kek, I keep around 90% of my money tied up in investments
pretty conservative, i have $200 left in my chequing account. Hopefully my invoice gets paid in time before monthly expense steal money from me end of month or im going to have to liquidate some shares

>>23350511
you can make a pretty penny swing trading ford volatility

>>23350510
Yeah. Photoshop works wonders

>>23349538
weekend if for long autumn hikes. air is fresh cozy chilly!

>>23350516
I could bump it up more but hell if shit happens then I'd either have to sell stocks or put the nut on my credit card.

>>23350538
why?

Trump directly mentions 4chan via Tweet by EOW.
Screenshot this

>>23350558
Why not? Hell I was bored on day so I was like why not

>>23350597
aight, just thought maybe I was missing something

>>23350146
Your instincts to ignore your instincts is very instinctual of yourself.

>>23350540
I hate the cold desu.
Autumn is the worst time of the year. I wanna be in Sri Lanka or wherever and have sun and warmth

>>23350485
I got lucky. Most couples dump their paychecks into a single account. She decided to keep hers the way it was cause she was afraid the company she works for would fuck up the direct deposit change. I uh, didn't try to change her mind. (Once the pay gets mingled it's game over if the divorce happens. From day one till the divorce is done the combined pay is treated as joint property so it gets split down the middle; don't mater if you make more or she does). Once the lawyers get their cut and you fork out kiddie payments you pretty much end up fucking broke.

>MCD hasn’t split its stock in 21 years

>>23350806
I was there for this
Fucken kek

>>23350323
ive always wondered: how does it feel being an absolute fucking chad? how does it feel having women literally throw themselves at you after hearing about your GME stack? how does it feel being a god amongst men?

>>23350191
AHHH I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

>>23350806
You sposd to hold to 0 dumdum

>>23350806
wish I could see his face when it breaks $20

>>23350703
Yeah, you're on the luckier side. My wife is actually pretty good at financial things so she was savvy enough to insist on combining bank accounts early in our marriage. We kept separate brokerage accounts though.

It's kind of funny that she's working on "replacing our income" through acquiring rental properties, ant talking about getting low hundreds of dollars in rent payments per MONTH, meanwhile I'm sitting here making almost as much every single day just by daytrading the TQQQ and SQQQ.

Any more hot chink girls?

>>23350402
I don't know about left, but the girl on the right has to be using a filter.. or plastic

>>23348479
>imagine a virus so deadly the company doing vaccine trials for to gain an emergency use authorization can’t find enough people who have the virus naturally to be part of the study

>>23350926
>>>/s/
>>>/soc/
>>>/gif/
>>>/hr/
Lots in those places I'm sure

>>23350485
Ignoring for a minute the lingering distrust in your relationship, are you sure the approach you described will protect you, anon? Considering in particular that you've invested in dividend stocks, wouldn't she find out from your tax forms at the bare minimum? Also, do you somehow cover up transfers from your main bank account, or did you already have a bunch in your investment account before the relationship and are just HODLing to retirement? Seems like overall, your "divorce emergency" assets, if that's the vibe you're going for, are actually very traceable (admittedly, I don't know if that alone is enough to make them legal fair game for seizure so maybe that's not an issue, just pointing it out).

weekend wall street is green. what are you retards so nervous about

>>23350963
imagine pointing out this, and the other obvious signs, of this being a manufactured crisis, and being shouted down by scores of lemmings.

>the absolute state of the public education system

>>23350926
i got some old ones but they're probably 40 year old milfs by now

>>23351077
>House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says she and Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin must reach an agreement within 48 hours if they want to pass a coronavirus stimulus relief bill before Election Day
Probably green until tuesday or before depending if Pelosi is going to cry about Trump refusing to pay hundreds of billions to her shithole cities

>>23350996
divorce emergency assets should be cash/gold. my dad stores almost $60,000 of gold/silver/cash with me for just such an eventuality. i would go one step further and bury it in a national park somewhere.

Sell SBE or hdl? I don't want to get Hyln'd

>>23347640
>>23350072
So buy ARKF?

>>23351173
>SPAC
if you have to ask in the first place, then clearly you have no idea what the fuck you even put money into

i have no idea about SBE specifically but to me i get the impression you may as well be playing lotto weeklies

>>23350402
pro tip the cutest Jap women are in the north (Aomori, Hokkaido) they all have a little bit of Eurasian DNA. I went to visit a friend stationed there and was floored by the amount of snow white beauties

>>23351138
Why bury that stuff? If you are that paranoid just wall it in behind some bricks during some renovations. Nobody will find that stuff.

>>23348769
>>23348776
>>23348781
>>23348784

>>23350402
>>23350402
left is a cutie but rightie is a plastic pig

>>23350996
Should. Her name is not on any accounts. No links exist between her account and any of mine. Now if she dumped her pay into my checking account and then I in turn dumped money from my checking into the brokerage then yeah it'd be fair game. But it's all separate. Also there's no links from my "hub" bank to the off the books account I got setup. All funding for the off the books account is done via the brokerage account. No paper trail exists for the brokerage or off the books account (no statements so nothing for her to look at)

>>23350332
holy fuck i never thought about that
how hasnt some billionare done this already

the unusually well-timed seekingalpha article is not paywalled anymore for some reason

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4370860-gamestop-short-squeeze

save html while you can so you dont have to do the paywall bypass hassle

>>23347580
What do you think of this company?

https://relieftherapeutics.com/
> Swiss-based company, decent cash reserves, is only generating losses though
> patent on a drug that has had incredible results in the treatment of patients with respiratory problems caused by corona
> the only drug that is officially allowed for treating COVID-19. here is the clinical trial: https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT04536350
> stock price was at 7CHF before, now only at 0.5
> this might actually 10x really fast

https://www.wsj.com/articles/citadel-securities-sues-sec-for-approving-new-stock-order-type-11602889484
Did no one here pick up on this?

>>23351349
I'm not touching biotech if you tell me they found a way to turn cancer into gold.

>>23351342
>people in the comments arguing about valuations and shit
Don't think, just COOM

>>23351381
Uber kikes told be that short will cover at 18.

>>23351263
It's about Chargepoint witt 5b cap

>>23351397
institutional shorts will NEVER have cover :3
only retail

>>23348865
it doesn't matter that it's only oregon as it throws the whole thing into question

>>23351376
what the fuck is this d limit shit how can this be real

>>23351408
they will need cover but there needs be Regulation SHO ruling by SEC
so people need report gamestop shorters

>>23351408
>>23351397
Yea, I would just ignore everyone claiming 'they have to cover on X date' because at this point it's obvious that they'll never have to cover
Still coomin' anyway

>>23347747

Weebs ruin everything

>>23351433
man that whole threshold countdown bit was so exciting and it turned out to be bust lol, naked shorts covered and nothing happened

>>23351428
But the fact that it was on that SEC list for failure to deliver, forget what it was even called now, means that surely the SEC is already aware of the situation and has decided to do nothing, right?

>>23351433
but they're paying interest to short the stock. at some point, they must cover.

>>23351428
reg sho doesnt mean shit, that's just MM shit

we're talking about hedge funds that are plain short on GME like that one fund that had 34000 puts as of 6/30 filing

>>23351455
gme is off the threshold list

>>23351408
>>23351433

It all depends on the size of their portfolio.
I didn't say that they have to cover. I said that they will cover (as in: they will give up). This has nothing to do with Reg sho

>>23351455
it's not on the threshold list anymore, it's gone from the list from Oct 8 onwards when the MSFT news dropped

>>23351466
I know, hence 'was'

>>23351443
If that MSFT news didn't get announced maybe something would have happened? I did some reading and a lot of people say the threshold list means fucking nothing. I couldn't tell you what company it was, but there was an instance where a firm had over 3 million instances of failing to deliver and they would just pay the fine and not cover.

>>23351377
I second that motion
The hell with biotech

>>23351481
they didn't decide to do nothing, naked shorts covered and that's all they care about

>>23351464
>>23351455
No Regulation SHO am connected to Fails To Deliver rule. After enough "consistent" fails to deliver SHO should come into action and force deliver.

can't find out what "consistent" means tho >_<
probably needs months of fails to deliver

>>23351492
institutional ownership is at least 78 million shares right now
the short interest is a result of institution just buying back the shorted shares and lending it out to short sellers again
nothing illegal about that and not technically naked short selling

retail, momentum traders, algos, etc. have been playing with the "imaginary" ~68 million shares short right now, such that.. if gamestop re-instates the dividends right now, gamestop will pay dividends on the 65 million outstanding shares and short sellers pay the rest for the fake 68 million shares

ignore the threshold list

>>23351548
>can't find out what "consistent" means th
5 days

How do I use ATR to improve my trading?

>tfw only 2 stocks I have are GME and a penny stock
It's time to be rich bros

>>23351568
If it's 5 days then they're definitely not ever gonna do shit because it was on that list for longer than 5 days wasn't it? Unless it has to be the same person/group failing to deliver for 5 days in a row and it was on the list because of different groups but never the same group for 5 days... I dunno, either way I've been convinced by the people that say a squeeze isn't gonna get trigger by people not covering it's gotta be another random news story like that glorious day we got the MSFT news.

>>23351605
You don't

>>23351559
*also gamestop doing share buybacks that bought back 40 million of those shares
40 million, dropping outstanding shares from ~100 to ~65 million

covid is honestly a boon to us because it led short sellers to believe Gamestop would really go bankrupt. it's such an obvious play and only a black swan event would screw us over

just 5 more hours until futures

>>23351652
evens we gap up
odds we gap down

>>23351670
Based

>>23351623
What's the pennystock? uwu owo >_< :3:3:3
>_<
>_<

>>23351629
GME isn't even on the threshold list anymore so i dont understand why you guys are speculating about it

unless you want to speculate on why it came off the list coincidentally when Gamestop announced the MSFT news. Like is Gamestop purposely pacing this shit out strategically or something? Cohen's 13D filings were conveniently timed too, and people have already looked into his reported cost basis to figure out he's been holding his first batch of GME shares since 2019
This was all planned out and deliberate along with the massive share buybacks. All we have to do is set our exit strategies appropriately

>>23351670
holy shit
anyone want to debunk this?

>>23351323
Don't get me wrong. I love my wife and trust her and we live pretty good. But the story of the dude who got wiped out in the divorce is legion and I don't wanna be that dude. Hell a co-worker thought his marriage was solid, older dude, kids grown and survived having the big one. Close to retirement. Wife had him served with papers while he was at work.

>>23351349
>>23351377
>>23351496
Fuck subsidizing labs

>>23351683
oh shit the autistic retard is back

>>23351568
pretty sure this not true O_O
me have any document on that

>>23351686
>Cohen's 13D filings were conveniently timed too
So was Burry's 13d in April.

>monday
LINE GO UP OR LINE GO DOWN?

Should I just get more GME? Got some cash to throw at a stock and I am enjoying the GME ride so far.

>>23351702
oh never mind see

>>23351705
i think Burry is more of a vulture just in it for a squeeze, he's definitely still monitoring GME and has a position in it considering his (now deleted) tweet on it

im not sure what to feel about the Hestia/Permit activist board members though, they might be good for pushing share buybacks too. Permit trimmed their profits right before Q2 and i think they're also vultures

GME shaping up to the most historic squeeze in the last decade all because of preventable and easily avoided mistakes by shorts.
This will be taught in some schools as a good example of why you shouldn't just assume a company will die.

>>23351548
>>23351568
kys triptranny

>>23351717
odds line go up
evens line go down
dubs line go sideways

>>23351736
>Hestia/Permit
I don't see much happening here. Permit will sell as soon as the squeeze happens. Hestia can't sell though. Hestia seems more desperate than Permit considering it's just a single dude with money in GME.
>>23351754
>kys triptranny
Nowo

Also, GME needs the squeeze to happen or shorts to cover in order to move on. Their stock will constantly be fucked with until they get these fucken parasites out of their system and screw over shorts.
The squeeze has to happen for them to move on or FUD pieces will keep happening and their stock will be played with to try and shake people out.
GME must realize that the only way to move forward is to squeeze out these lil shits.

>BSTZ
BlackRock Science & Technology
48% gain over the last 6 months
4.96% yearly dividends (!!)
(1.36% management fees)
Sells covered calls on assets for MORE gains
Diversified = less risk
Run by the largest asset manager in the world = best data / knowledge for active management
>Why are you not investing in BTSZ??

>>23347580
How risky is tqqq right now?

>>23351764
>GME must realize that the only way to move forward is to squeeze out these lil shits.
So what you're saying is, before we COOM we first have to POOP?

>>23351743
I doubt this will squeeze as hard as VW. I understand that SI is extremely high right now, but in VW's case a massive portion of shares is locked up by Porsche which can slowly release the shares. This time, GME is more distributed among people and funds who will want to take profit before others do.

>>23351788
Basically, kek.
If GME ever wants to pump up their shares and put away fears of bankruptcy, they have to destroy these shorts.
They're paying for FUD articles every fucken day, they're constantly shorting the stock more and more to bring down prices, they're manipulating news and lying.
If GME wants to move on, they NEED To get these guys to fuck off. A squeeze is in everyone's best interest.

>>23351173
If youre looking for a low risk SPAC then look into SRAC
You stand to gain alot more than you stand to lose and it might be popping off over the next few months

>>23351788
Pooping and cooming, pooping and cooming, one in the same all in the game

>>23351769
What a beautiful chart

NEW @_@

>>23351840

>>23351840

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>>23351840

Are we in a tech bubble? Every graph is a 90 degree angle

>>23351827
How'd you learn of this? This would be considered an ETF, no?

>>23351855
we're in an everything bubble, the value of money is imaginary and prices are determined by a hivemind of deluded faggots, don't think about it too much just enjoy the circus

>>23348578
If your broker offers fractional shares, doesn't charge trading fees, and doesn't require a minimum account level, then literally $1.
If what you really mean to ask is,
>how much money do I need to invest in a brokerage account to make trading stocks genuinely worth my time
it depends on your level of involvement and the level of risk you're comfortable with. If you're comfortable with more risk, you can see meaningful returns on lesser amounts of capital investment. If you're risk-adverse and low income, then frankly it's not worth the time you will spend researching trends in the stock market because though 15% gains over a year period is pretty good, you'll only really achieve that with lots of weekends spent figuring shit out, and if all you can throw into your account is 4 figures, you're talking about hundreds of hours of your life for a few hundred bucks in return. You can achieve better returns by figuring out how to improve your hourly income than by playing the stock market.

If what you mean is,
>Can I just nobrain my way into loadsemoney
Not really, but if you set up a brokerage account that just buys a few hundred dollars of SPY a month you'll unironically be better off than most of the professionals portfolio managers that play the stock market for a living.

>>23351769
BSTZ doesn't have a divvy you cock

>>23351683
CTYX. just got a license grant from the NIH for 2 drug treatments for cancer and rabies

>>23352027
Yes, it does
https://www.dividend.com/stocks/financials/asset-management/investment-management/bstz-blackrock-science-and-technology-trust-ii/

https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/bstz/dividend-history

>>23351736
>burry deleted tweet
Post it never seen it before

Happy black monday crash aniversary

>>23352567
Good thing I'm 100% in the one thing that goes up no matter how much everything else is going down

>>23352665
you suck at memes faggot

>>23352792
I didn't make it but hey the guy who made it tried hard OK

>>23350963
Is there a source to this claim? Are they really experiencing a shortage of test participants so great that their research is being delayed? All I can find of a quick Google is that they're pausing trails because of unexpected illness or something they need to look into.

>>23353071
pls tell me that picture is comedy

>>23351456
They have so much money that they don't really care. You think it's stupid, and I'd agree, but this is exactly the reasoning for why there are so many empty retail spaces in NYC. Nobody gives up, they stubbornly hold their position and refuse to lose even if they're literally losing money. They get to the point where they'd rather risk gambling out the long game for a win rather than cutting losses. Smart money has gotten so much money that they don't give a fuck. Again, it sounds stupid, but for reference there are huge retail spaces in NYC vacant for literally half a decade collecting NO rent under that duration - and the owners of those properties will never fucking lower their rent prices because they'll hold out for a bank or something to hopefully move into those spaces. I don't understand how they manage it, losing so much money and not giving a single fuck, but they do...

>>23351689
Going to be honest here fampai, if I was middle aged with the woman I loved, a family, and my life already solidly built I'd rather just off myself in the event of a divorce. I wouldn't need that money anyway, and I'm not petty enough to care about her not getting that money in my death. She can "win" for all I care, by that point.

All tripfags deserve the rope