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>just found out my first child is going to be a daughter

>> No.23337908
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name her natasha otomoski

>> No.23337911

sorry anon

>> No.23337914

lmfao get fucked

>> No.23337915

One day penetrated

>> No.23337921

unironically the ultimate cuck

>> No.23337920

I’ve got 2 now. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>> No.23337922

>>23337889
But she's a man

>> No.23337927

>>23337889
pimp her out bro

>> No.23337937
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>> No.23337942

raise her well and buck up for private school anon
or you will soon have nigger grandchildren

>> No.23337955

>>23337889
convince her to become a tranny

>> No.23337960

>>23337889
>>23333333

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>>23337889

>> No.23337976

>>23337889
she will be build for the BBC

>> No.23337984

Sorry anon. I had a son who died at birth. Things could always be worse just remember that.

>> No.23338067

>>23337889
you just became the ultimate cuck

>> No.23338079

>>23337984
Sorry to hear that man

>> No.23338098

>>23338067
I literally did not have control over it. I don't want to be a cuck jfc

>> No.23338149

>>23337984
Wouldn't have thought much about this before, but my wife is 7 months pregnant and fuck I can't imagine going through all of the suffering or even getting pregnant then going through all of it and that happen...

>> No.23338158

>>23337889
I would kms
Maybe you'll be lucky and she'll want to be a boy

>> No.23338176

We will build her for bbc

>> No.23338191

>>23337984
Sorry brother i hope things turn around for you

>> No.23338195

>>23337984
Shit, I am sorry anon. I am a father and while I would have laughed before, reading that terrifies me.

Hope you and the wife are doing ok?

>> No.23338198

>>23338176
jesus just the thought of her getting railed in 16 years makes me sick. If she fucks a jogger I'll kick her out

>> No.23338225

>>23338198
If you love her, you'll find the money to move away from niggers and keep her in some sort of private school (or some other low-nigger facility/homeschool)

Better put some LINK aside for her upbringing, she's going to need it

>> No.23338231

>>23338198
What do you think will happen? She growing into an old spinster?

Of course she will be enjoying the cock carousel once she is 15.

>> No.23338240

*reaches into coat and grabs pipe*
anyone have a match?

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>>23337889
dont worry imma take care of her

>> No.23338273

>>23338198
She isn't even born yet and you're already hostile with her what a faggot father you're going to be I feel bad for her

>> No.23338279

>>23338231
How do I stop this?

>> No.23338294

>>23338231

Growing into an old spinster and the cock carousal are not mutually exclusive

>> No.23338306

>>23338279
op anon i wrote a song for you that means a lot to me
>bbc in my ass
>cocks in my ass
>i got bbc in my ass in my what? In my ass oh yea

>> No.23338312

>>23337942
Yeah shelter your kid going through puberty and then expose them to the world, what could possibly go wrong. They totally won't act like a kid who's been exposed to sugar for the first time after been grown with broccoli as snacks for his entire life.

>> No.23338334

Hope you're saving for the wedding anon. The bride's father is the one to pay, after all.

>> No.23338345

>>23338279
Triple reverse psychology. Women can be really good at sniffing that shit out too and one sniff and its straight to the dick merry go round.

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>> No.23338379

>>23338334
Having daughters is the ultimate long-term JUST.

>> No.23338405

>>23338098
You could've done IVF and chosen the gender lmao

>> No.23338408

>>23337889
Sorry anon.

Having my own in a few months too.

Fear intensifies

>At least it's a boy

>> No.23338412

>>23338279
Do what you can anon, that's what I'm doing. I might literally leave the country if I fail my daughter like that. I'm trying to subtly indoctrinate her to dislike niggers while she's young

>> No.23338420

>>23337889
>assuming her gender
What is this, the 1950s?

>> No.23338425

My firstborn is a girl too. I was just like you at first but don't worry anon, she will lighten and warm up your life. Don't listen to all the virgins, be a man and raise her well. A girl only becomes a slut if she doesn't have a proper father figure. If she has daddy issues it's your fault, not her. She will be the best motivation you ever had to become a better self and work harder to secure her future. Congrats dude.

>> No.23338428

>>23338279
If you are serious and not some kind of retard, listen to >>23338312

No matter what your political stance is, you absolutely want to educate your daughter about the world in a fact-based way.
If you shelter them and let them see the world when they are of age, they WILL take a walk through the candy shop.
If you anxiously try to instill your view of the world, chances are they will rebel just because and try out the things you told them to avoid.

I got two of them daughters as well, and I will talk to them openly about all the shit - how sex can be the most moving experience in the world and/or the source of pain. Why choosing men who want power over her/see her as trophy (nigs) carries a price. Why it is important to be able to say "yes" in the right moment and "no" in another right moment.

But in the end, she will be the captain of her own destiny - if that means I got niglets as grand-children, so be it, ain't the end of the world. I just hope I can induce enough critical thinking in her that she avoids low-class, abusive shitheads.

>> No.23338438

>>23337889
Marry her to not get cucked

>> No.23338462

>>23338198
You better not. You're required to take care of that girl. Regardless of which cocks she takes from whichever one of us. Bottom line.

>> No.23338463

>assuming xir's gender
>not saying "that's a man" to your wife
>not getting jacked as fuck to mess with the brown goblinos she will date later

Eh

>> No.23338475

>>23338425
Right?

This board here is full of incels who believe every girl is a slut (for not sleeping with them). Reality ain't like that, but be sure to talk to them like equals wherever possible.

>> No.23338506

>>23338428
>if that means I got niglets as grand-children, so be it, ain't the end of the world
LOL KEK
O
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C
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K

>> No.23338523

>>23338279
I will buy her from you when she turns 12. I will marry her and breed her once she turns 14.

>> No.23338525

jordan peterson said it best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8-cjd5cdIU

>> No.23338602

Congrats anon
Be a firm but kind father
Don't use physical punishment (there's research on this -- frequent spankings doesn't make kids better and gives them psychological problems and, in my estimate, kinks)
Respect your kid
And none of your fears will come true

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>> No.23338884

>>23337889
Good luck

>> No.23338913

>>23338428
>I got niglets as grand-children, so be it, ain't the end of the world
kys

>> No.23338945

>>23337889
eternally cucked

>> No.23338961

>>23337889
It’s a girl

>> No.23338965

>>23338428
Proof that having a daughter gives you cumbrain

>> No.23339170

>>23337889
Congrats anon. I have 2 girls and a boy. Dont let /pol/ hobbit posters get you down, daughters are great but you need to be a good dad to prevent them from ending up whores. Anyone can raise a son, but it takes a strong man to raise a daughter. If you arent a strong man, consider this a sign that you should become one.

>> No.23339225

>>23339170
Any tips bro?

>> No.23339232

>>23339170
>Anyone can raise a son

>> No.23339246

so sorry anon, is it too late for abortion?

damned to a cuck life lol

>> No.23339258

>>23337889
>t. Insecure faggot who doesn’t deserve to be a parent
Congrats, anon. Daughters are wonderful.

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I'm so sorry

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>> No.23339333

>>23338523
Based

>> No.23339434

>>23337942
that's not how it works at all bro.
i think you have to be in her life as much as possible and be a good dad for her, so she finds a guy like you. you don't send her away to private school
my brother married a girl with 5 sisters, they see her dad a lot and is a builder type guy, all the daughters are with trade worker types.
my other brother met his fiance at the uni he works at, her parents are both teachers. her sister is with some maths nerd as well.

tldr - absent father = daughter will pick something totally random

>> No.23339534

>>23338462
Do you enjoy holding your wife's hand while Tyrone and Jamal dp her?

>> No.23340092

>>23337889
Just be her best friend, Anon.
That's all you can do to save her.

>> No.23340186

i have a 7 year old son. wish I had a daughter too but it seems like the window is closing on that unless I find another breeding machine.

>> No.23340198

>>23337889
made for bbc.sorry OP better luck next wife.

>> No.23340232

Thoughts and prayers
You had a 50/50 chance of not being scammed

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>>23339260
Enough, Merry! I will not stand you accusing me of cuckoldry, not in the presence of my beautiful daughter, the light of my life! Has the smoke clouded your judgement, you poor hobbit? You're applying this whole "cuck" paradigm to every facet of our existence, as if men only live to be or not to be cucked, how sad! Surely good fathers do not raise their daughters be "enjoyed by other men", and they certainly don't, unless Dark Lord's magicks take hold of their senses, raise their offspring to please them sexually. Wake up, Merry, I raise my daughter to be a decent woman, worthy of respect and good life, and so should you! Stop visiting this 4Channel tavern.

>> No.23340335

I'm going to know my child's gender next week. Tbh i don't really care. You can have a son who loses all his shit to whores or is agambler or a druggie. You guys act like if you have a son he's automatically well off or a chad. I know women who are mich much stronger than men. Either way you have to raise them right for them to be ready for the world. Don't let some neckbeards with ironic memes bring you down.

>> No.23340392

>>23338428
>how sex can be the most moving experience in the world
>Why it is important to be able to say "yes" in the right moment
You're a coomer and you are raising your daughters to be whores

>> No.23340445

>>23338273
This. She’s gonna suck cyberpunk BBC to get back at her crazy racist dad.

>> No.23341243

>>23337889
do yourself a favor and flush it out lol

>> No.23341853

>>23337889
raise her under an intellectual environment that way she will only pick respectable men. Teach her to read, art and music.

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>>23340235
cringe and gaypilled

>> No.23342068

>>23337889
it's possible that in 17-20 years, i will fuck your daughter. imagine that.

>> No.23342097

>>23337889
how is that bad? what if you have a son and he likes sports?

>> No.23342215

>>23338428
>Why choosing men who want power over her/see her as trophy
So literally all men except for beta leftist white “men”?

>> No.23342238

>>23338523
Astronomically based and tradpilled

>> No.23342339

>>23337889
I'm sorry to hear that OP. There are so many coping blue pillers ITT that have no idea how bad it really is. There is a reason why most Chinese families want nothing to do with raising girls. When women grow up they run off and leave the family unit, while men stick around and value and security. Putting so many resources into a wasted venture is soul crushing. I have no positive words for you, other than to at least enjoy the few happy moments that come your way, as they will still be major highlights in your life.

>> No.23342371

>>23337937
>>23337968
boomerfaggot

>> No.23342376

>>23337889
Congrats mate, be a strong and good father for her. And she will be a good strong women

>> No.23342391

>>23338859
no one is commenting on these gargoyles?

>> No.23342402

>>23337889
Make her become a virgin nun

>> No.23342412

congratulations - you are about to start the most fulfilling journey of your life

to start - make sure you feed her PLENTY of milk and fattening biscuits and cookies, so she grows up nice and THICCC

also make sure you are drilling nothing but rap music released post 2014, 24/7. She will grow up to make you very proud. Also get her phone and on Tik Tok ASAP, this is crucial.

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OP. I want you to listen to me carefully.
I will assume you are an american, if not this still applies.
If you don't want her fucking joggers then you must choose:
1. Become a muslim, baptize her or whatever they do into muslim faith and then set up an arrange marriage with a white muslim in eastern europe or checnya.
2. Become a mormon and do the same but in Utah