/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23338623
Your mother

100k on these

>>23338623
SS memorabilia.

>>23338623
>mansion in every country in safest neighborhood
>each house has its own staff to run things
>impregnate women from each country and have them live in my mansion if they want

Land, a house and a car, I guess. I'd keep about 100m after that (can't imagine I'd ever possibly need more) and give the rest away to research and maybe a few charities.

>>23338661
can you donate to my charity?

>>23338623
prob real estate in all different countries then tavel between them for the rest of my life

>>23338623
4chan.

>>23338623
Two girls at the same time.
Not just whores like a regular millionaire.
Convincing love slaves who make me feel like I'm actually wanted and appreciated over the course of their 10 year service contract before I squeeze their ass one last time and send them on their way with some millions of dollars.

>>23338657
beta as fuck, low effort lazy prick. thats why you're not successful

>>23338702
I can be your love slave. The only catch is that I'm a guy

>>23338697

I've seen you around, what's your fascination with Galway? Reminder that /biz/ is the same 20 posters posting over and over

>>23338702
man you are beta

>>23338724

have you just learned what beta means or something?

>>23338718
I only have 1 picture related to real estate so this picture is used over and over again kek

>>23338697
Stay away from Eire, burger

>>23338661
>(((research and charities)))

Kill yourself, you stupid fucking retard.

I would build a wizard’s tower in a desolate area away from all human habitation

>>23338758
dude Eire is cringe and gay-pilled

epic fail.

>>23338623
Purchase a country in Africa and arm my own militia turning it into a white ethnostate. Spend some more to build a wizard tower.

>>23338623
Cryogenic company to freeze myself so I can return at a future time where we have enough tech to bring me back.And try to fuck my great great cousin just for the keks.

>>23338714
>a man
so, /biz's/ ideal woman

>>23338772

extremely, extremely edgy! I'm very impressed!

>>23338787
I'm warning you m8y, don't infect us further with your burgerism.

>>23338826

Buy a greek island and build a personal colosseum over there. Then host gladiator fights, with chariots, boats and shit. It may not be lethal, but I want em be as brutal as can be. If some MMA leagues alow similar things, why cant I.

>>23338758
>>23338869
My great grand uncle's wife on my mom's side was irish, but you feel stupid. I basically already Irish.

I'd probably pour billions into elephant conservation, when i'm done there'd be nothing but elephants :)))

>>23338623
I develop the most sophisticated bot farm known to man. And I'd use it to troll the living shit out of the entire planet.

>>23338840
So am I hired or what I ned the money

a nazi compound like in the movie green room. minus the heroin factory.

>>23338623
1km high solid gold pepe statue.

>>23338923
Burgerism is a state of mind.

>>23338772
>science bad
I really hope it's just this one retard in every thread saying this. Thank fuck you won't reproduce

>>23338623
Part of the moon so i can write a visible fuck you on it.

A nuclear aircraft carrier which I man with scientists, engineers and labor. We travel around doing science, inventing things and beaming down on to primitive planets like Africa to help the natives by contributing DNA samples.

Setup an NGO that pays $100 to every black person who gets permanently sterilised and pays $10,000 to the father for every white child born within a married white family.

Single handedly put the human race forward 1000 years..

You're welcome

I'd buy a care package for everyone in England

Inside would be

>10k a month UBI payment for life
>enrolment to a philosophy / art / politics / whatever course at a good uni (optional to attend but its good for life)
>Enrolment to enrichment entertainment activities i.e. group paintball, painting, archery, sculpting, music production etc which run everyday and youre free to attend as many as you want, and you can rotate groups until you find a cohert youre comfortable with. IRL matchmaking
>whatever else improves human happiness

>>23338623
1955 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz

It's not the popular Caddie, it's not the chromiest Caddie, but it is the one I think best combines the sleekness of the 1950s with the glamour of the 1960s. And I know it'll be banned in 10 years.

>>23338623
I'd take it to a less developed country and build a private city. I'd buy all the real estate, build all the buildings and infrastructure, start a bunch of business and import people to live there, even if I have to source them from human traffickers. I'd hire private security to help police the area. There would be tons pf bylaws as part of rent agreements or employee contracts. I'd build walls around the central area of the city. Around the central downtown area I would leave a more rural space for parks and farms. This way it would look like a high rise city randomly in a rural area. I wouldnt develop any suburban property. Then I would be king.

>>23338623
>Buy private islands
>Create country
>Create hunger game arenas
>Hold The Annual Games™
>High tech cameras/gear following ever contests move
>Sponsers of every kind from Nike to Colt to Samsung
>Winner 1 billion dollars

>>23339447
If youre ugly you need to get sterilised too, chuds are literal untermensch runts. You better be beautiful laddy to be throwing shade like that. Lemme guess you wear glasses as well lmao. Cant even develop 20/20 vision

>>23338974
based

Spend the rest if my life buying all gold I can get my hands on. Then put it on a cruise ship, party with the gold for a week with whores, then sink the ship above the deepest trenches

>>23338657
Get rich, immediately wanna make women happy, anon..

>>23339447
based

>>23339507
5,11 ft.
20/15 no glasses.
Slim but muscular
Can grow a beard
29 and not yet bald

Not god but good enough

>>23338623
Ill buy the NYTimes and WaPo, make Andrew Anglin the head of operations and start to distribute holocaust revisionism mixed with strong counter semitic sentiment, pushing for a self defence nuclear attack on Tel Aviv.

>>23339599
>pushing for a self defence nuclear attack on Tel Aviv.

fucking kek

>>23339083
i watched that again recently on netflix and they had cut out the heroin factory part?

I buy all the bitcones and am not sharing!!

>>23339466
best answer in thread, similar to what i was going to write

>>23338623
An island with an elaborate RPG style dungeon filled with traps, challenges, and puzzles. Basically I'd want to become like Pegasus from Yugioh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

i would bribe politicians to make decriminalize drugs psychedelics legal in every country in the world and establish a network of community mental health centers/psychedelic therapy centers which also function as vocational schools and organic farms

i would also like very much to establish a research center focused on free energy/zero point energy and development of commercial/practical applications of the same- especially for transportation and municipal power

>>23339656
that'd be pretty fun, but you'd have to do something about all the rape

>>23339541
I never really considered what the women want in that equation, it was more about making sure my kids grow up in a nice environment and can be observed/visited easily if I want while also being able to add women for breeding in a ready to go setup. I already have kids in a couple country’s and add new ones each year. It’s pretty time consuming just to meet up with women during ovulation and attempt to get them pregnant. Then have to wait a month if it fails. No way I can breed every country without something more streamlined. I just want to ensure my line continues deep into the future.

>>23339627
I just watched it again yesterday, they still had it in there? It's where they fought the last nazi before they got out of the club.

they might not have said heroin factory but it was heavily implied.

Patrick Stewart's character gives Worm some dope after the murder and then tells someone "it's my dope in a niggerdope bag, in case they get pinched" (Not exact quote but something to this effect).

They might have edited for Netflix, because I remember a scene where they cut top the hotel room and everyone is dead from OD, but I didn't see that in the Netflix version.

>>23338623
I'd give billions to NGOs all over the world to create chaos and mayhem just so none of the anons here can realise their dreams of buying real estate in safe places

I would make dog sanctuaries everywhere and bombard the chinks with propaganda to get them to stop mistreating dogs while offering bounties for the heads of anyone who does.

>>23339885
based

would invest all my money in poopoo.finance to farm peepee token

>>23338661
>research.
Might be based. If it is research on the JQ.

>>23338623
I want to live out the fantasy of the hentai Wife Monetize
ie befriend some normie with a braphog wife and go betting with him, loan him 200k to get him indebted to me and then have him repay me with sex with his wife, get her addicted to my dick

Friends

>>23340415

wot

>>23338623
A land and a tank that can fire live munition.

Assassination contracts.
Lots of them.

I would want to start a kpop company where the idols dont have to have sex with old men and women

>>23338623
>What's the most retarded thing you buy?
Buy up one of the countries in western Africa, idk what I'd do with it yet though

>>23338623
an enormous armored zeppelin that can house 100 people in luxury with a casino, dining hall, spa, and armory. there will be anti-aircraft batteries all over it and an airstrip for a dozen small aerial craft. finally there will be hundreds of small speakers lining the bottom of the zeppelin that will blast Flight of the Valkyries as I approach towns/cities.

Im going to live in the top floor of the moon's first anime cosplay brothel. from my window Ill get a nice view of the moon's first freshwater lake, lake titikaka

Im gonna force the eggheads at nasa to work out the physics and logistics.

>>23338623
go full big boss and set up a militia army in Africa, wage war against globohomo and commies. Support racist scientists.

>>23339466
wow that'd really solve all the world's problems anon you're so kind and thoughtful and caring and loving and such a good person wow

every answer in this thread fucking sucks

>>23339599
>Ill buy the NYTimes and WaPo, make Andrew Anglin the head of operations and start to distribute holocaust revisionism mixed with strong counter semitic sentiment, pushing for a self defence nuclear attack on Tel Aviv.
Based

>>23341801
with unlimited money, you can buy better employees than nasa

>>23338623
Buy some nukes then detonate them in all the major cities and start wwiii whilst I watch gleefully from my bunker

New pair of socks every single day of my life.

Buy out my own country in the Alps. Crate a perfect technocrat society where every citizen is valued and every job is highly paid no matter how menial. I would hire Chain Link to create a National Governance token thus creating the first decentralised government. Only 100+ iq people are allowed to vote.

>>23338702
5k to have this subhuman chopped up

>>23338869
Galway is already autistic smelly lentil eating champagne communism central anyway

>>23339499
>how to get glowniggered

>>23339694
>literally trying to "extract" ZPE
GO BACK

>>23342395
Hire mercenaries and fund a color revolution in this guys country, capture him, turn him into a eunuch and have his name struck from the history books.

>>23339758
based. i wish my nuts produced enough testosterone to motivate me to do this

>>23339112
based

>>23338623
Nothing, I buy nothing

>>23338623
Right wing coups all around the world

>>23338623
A franchise of pet stores and name it "shit ass pet fuckers"

would fund a coup in my country so i could take over

>>23338623
A statue of myself as large as Lady Liberty, towering on top of some hill in the city I end up settling in.

>>23338623
>What's the most retarded thing you buy?

The neighborhoods of every single one of my exes.

>>23342395
Some smart people intentionally adopt beliefs that they themselves know are stupid. A free society is where you can be your own pig

>>23338623
buy small companies and bankrupt them for fun.

>>23338623
I'd probably spend a lot of it on scientific research. That's what I care about most. I'd buy a laboratory in an isolated area and do experiments. If I was billionaire-tier wealthy, I'd also pay other laboratories to research certain things
Also I'd probably give a few million away to people that deserve it, just none to ethots since the simps already have them covered and they have life on easymode as-is.
I'll never be a billionaire because if I ever hit $10 million I wouldn't be actively trying to make money anyways.

>>23338661
>research
Debunkpilled

>>23338751
You’re allowed to save other pictures on the internet for free.

just basically do what the Sultan of Brunei does. look him up

>>23339498
You have to be under 70 to post here.

>>23338623
>concubine of every female i’ve ever masturbated to
>include as many bitchy whores i’ve ever known if i can
>spend a few months, maybe a few years, fucking them all every day, multiple times a day
>gradually have them all killed as i get tired of them
>once theyre all gone find a sweet average girl to marry and have a lot of kids with

>>23339599
Same. Do the Soros thing but push holocaust revisionism instead of crashing the dollar or whatever his endgame is.

make Nickelodeon GUTS, but for adults.

Get an authentic diamond grill from, and a picture with, the one and only Johnny Dang.

Malawi. 50% of their entire economy revolves around tobacco that gets shipped to China (because they're addicts), so switching them to a more sustainable economy would 1) give me lordship over a country 2) be the ultimate investment in long-term power in a resource-rich part of the world, and 3) fuck over China.

There are over 40 billion niggers in the us. Assuming my budget is under one trillion, that means that each nigger gets about $20,000 each. But that money is not free, of course. I will offer every single nigger in the US $20,0000 to go back to africa. Since niggers will do anything for gibs AND cannot think ahead for the future, most of them will take it. The few who don't take it are smart enough to not be a problem. In one fell swoop, america has been saved.

I amass a private army and invade South Sudan. I turn it into an anarcho-capitalist state where I rule as god-emperor.

>>23338623
there is always more to accumulate, stupid fucking commie.

>>23338623
Hire a bunch of 18 year old to be 24/7 fuck maids. I wonder how much money you need for that. maybe 4k a month each

>>23339593
that's a lot to ask for. that's maybe 5% of the white population, especially the 29 and not yet bald. most white guys are norwood 4 by age 25

>>23339674

>>23338623
>What's the most retarded thing you buy?
I arm the south african boer

>>23339466
You stupid Britbog brainwashed reddit faggot. Pure cringe. Fucking paintball...you pathetic normie. And everyone having 10k a month who would work or do shit but be drunk? UK really is a cuckfest...currency collapse and societal collapse would be your gift you pathetic commie zoomer..

>>23339694
You stupid degen faggot.

>>23338623
>>23338623
>What's the most retarded thing you buy?
probably drugs and absurdly expensive food

/fit/ poster here i would fund research and development to end the obesity crisis and further the field of bodybuilding

>>23338623
>What's the most retarded thing you buy?
I devote myself to augmenting animal intelligence and developing animal civilization
for example
> octopi are extremely intelligent, arguably the most intelligent animals on Earth outside of humans. But, octopi die after they lay their eggs and therefore can't spend any time passing down their octopus wisdom to the next generation of octopi. I think octopi could form cool communities if they lived longer and could form families, they'd probably find ways to specialize it could be cool
> I send messengers into all the chimp tribes and make them teach chimps how to generate fire from their surroundings, and the uses of fire in fighting other chimp tribes. I imagine the people who teach chimps fire are like the ones who teach them civilization -> teach them about their own consciousness -> they are the messengers of god -> I am the one who sent the "angels" -> I am their god
>we kill all the niggers in Africa/India and let the elephants roam free in their land

>>23338974
>>23339447
>>23344255

based

Exotic and rare cuisine
No real exotic

Human flesh but that isn't exotic or crazy enough for a super billionaire.

No, I will dine on the finest meals made from the flesh of my clones.

I guess genetically engineer anine cat and dog girls for companionship and love and T dolls too

>>23338623
A yacht but for the air. Like a pimped out blimp with platforms in bio shock

Funding my favorite anime so it gets all the seasons.

>>23338623
R&D on IA and robotics to create viable sexdroids and make women obsolete

>>23338623
I buy all of my dream games, hiring hundreds of people to let me become a professional idea guy. I also buy the US presidency.

>>23338718
My wife studied abroad and lived in Galway a long time ago
Said it was a pretty amazing place

>>23339593
>5,11 ft.
>20/15 no glasses.
>Slim but muscular
>Can grow a beard
>29 and not yet bald
>Not god but good enough

>>23345287
>No, I will dine on the finest meals made from the flesh of my clones.
Have you tried just eating your own cum?

>>23338623
I would quite like an Island

>>23338623
I buy a death contract on the royal families all over the world and the top3 richest people and also well-known globalists. People can add to the pool anonymously. When data feeds from msm confirm kill, the pools pay out. Not sure how to connect payout to actual killer tho. Maybe just have futures contract bets that so and so will die soon. Killer participates in bet at ludicrous leverage, kills so and so, and collects payout anonymously. All in Minecraft of course. So it’s wasted money.

Or fund a social media gambling platform. Current gambling is based on centralized betting activities, usually major events like president, super bowl, etc. open it up to any event similar to how anyone can submit a topic to a message forum and allow any event to be submitted. Now GamblerA puts up money on X event with odds/payout/leverage. If gambler b takes net, a contract is made. Wait for confirmation. Platform takes 3%. Also allow discussion.

>>23345820
>data feeds from msm confirm kill
Least trustworthy oracle I could think of.

>>23345948
That's Augur.

>>23338623
I buy an island and fill it with monkeys. I hire some unethical chink scientists to selectively breed the monkeys to be as smart as possible. I then have the scientists genetically enhance the monkeys for better speech and intelligence. I also ask the scientists to domesticate them so they're passive, docile and submissive, I also teach them a basic religion similar to Buddhism or something that Natives would like. 20 years later I appear on the island in a British commanders uniform. I enslave all my monkeys and force them to pointlessly work on cottonfields and plantations, but I never actually harm any of them. I give them reasonable work and they quickly become complacent. I then hire them as cheap labor, giving them jobs such as type writer monkey and code monkey.

>>23338623
>most retarded thing you'll buy
my own plane

>>23339499
this isn't retarded at all.

It's actually so based you're liable to get yourself firebombed by a "Somali warlord" (wearing red white & blue shoes, wink wink)

>after all, can't have an independent civilization basing its monetary system off something retarded like the productive output of its workers; no siree, all fiat value has to be derived from a complicated system ultimately driven by the cost of oil, with convoluted debt schemes to functionally render the concept of savings and investment in anything other than finite assets meaningless - this makes a lot more sense when you really think about it.

$100 million of propaganda about my ass

Establishing a network of lawyers, PR wizards, and blackmailers so I can rape women without consequence and force them to birth my children with zero compensation

>>23344642
4k a month? ;D you must be buying the cheapest girls m8. More like 4k for 1-2days off and on.

>>23338623
establish a 'foundation' and counter all kiked globohomo policies from soros and clinton/mccain types of the world and just expose them.
Hire a bunch of top ex military types to protect myself.

>>23342962
>Sultan of Brunei

what does he do, crazy sex shit?

>>23346193
>implying niggers have higher intelligence than monkeys.

>>23343342

man I'd love one of these. I know it's retarded and sounds better in my head but I just love the idea of going about a regular day, like going to the post office and shit with 100k in your mouth

>>23338623
I'm a big film & TV nerd so I'd probably buy some genuine props, monster suits etc

>>23338772
based

>>23339218
Imagine thinking that it's good to go against nature

>>23338623
I don't know. My basic wants are very small as I spend just a few hundred for non-vital things. Even including my bigger things like custom home and car would be less then $750,000 in total.

There are bigger things I would want with that kind of money. Typically the idea revolves around re-developing something for the open benefit of everyone. Something like an mega project for an open-source computer, free public home construction plans, running a not for profit research lab or just buying out land for more green spaces. But I don't see them as stupid as I would have fun with the projects and everyone would benefit.

I guess I might get a sensibly nice sports car just to have more extravagant weekend drives&picnic events. I mean a second car would a waste of money, but there is that dumb image of me with and new car that cost close to $100,000.

Insane me would build archaeology micro nations to empirically test political and economic theories. But that would probably go wrong and end in some war or genocide somehow. If nothing else it would be attacked by outsider to steal the wealth.

>>23338661
>Can't imagine inflation
>Can't imagine emergencies
>Can't imagine medical bills
>Can't imagine lawsuits
>Can't imagine leaving money for family

>>23338623
A massive private island. And in the middle of the private island, a huge statue of Sergey Nazarov. Ten times bigger than the statue of liberty.

>>23338623
a slice of pizza knowing i have deepfrozen pizza in the freezer

One word: Africa. Take it as you will.

>>23338697
Nothing like sweet beautiful Eireann

>>23338623
golden monkey statue in my room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pLU6bUFoKY
solid gold bars just like loony tunes

>>23339656
My answer is similar except I wanna invest large amounts of cash into hologram technology and then eventually make a theme park based off of a giant dragon(Godzilla)

I'd buy /biz/ (not 4chan, just /biz/) and enable flags

>>23338623
Start my space exploration and asteroid mining company. Suck it Musk and Bezos

>>23348509
I hope you never get it.

>>23339466
Based socialist

>>23339875
Hello Soros, how are you today?

>>23339218
>Real SCIENCE! is always done by huge institutions and tax evasion sche- I mean, charities, you absolute CHUD!

>>23338623
psa10 1st edition Charizards

>>23338623
Chainlink

>>23338623
Make my own artificial self-sustainable expandable/modular and movable island. Pay engineers, scientists and artists (real artists as in actually skilled, no postmodern low effort shit) to live and work there. Turn it into an independent state and grow it over time.

>>23338623
A megalodon tooth. And a T-Rex skull if possible.

Rise to power and chemically castrate every racist

>>23339466
>>23339649
>>23348773
You think yourselves kind but really you're just retarded. I'd bet each of you combined haven't even donated $200 in the past 3 months* yet you think you'd suddenly become soooooo generous once you acquired any significant wealth, what's more is that you have no idea what the hell you're talking about, tree value of a dollar, inflation, or even simple math. You can't even do your plan for a single year. Kill yourselves

>>23351186
>*
Only fans, twitch and your favorite furry artist don't count

>>23350476
>chemically castrate
>not physically castrate
Wimp

>>23340415
has anyone tried using their money to seduce other people's wives? Any stories?

>>23339499
So basically you’d become sultan of Dubai, I like it

Build my own Space X company and use the technology to redirect asteroids to hit earth.