/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23321833
Connect to Tesla vehicles and do what?

>>23321851
shill transhumanism

>>23321833
>LETS GET ELON TO RETWEET THIS

>>23321851
Give the drivers price feeds for BTC and ETH

>>23321851
feed tesla data into chainlink

>>23321851
Launch them to the moon

Everybody tag him

Lol the memes are coming true hold me brothers

>>23321833
DELETE THIS

>>23321851
watch the video, anon

>vishnu on the blockchain
>cows on the blockchain
>meme cars on the blockchain
what will they think of next

>>23321851
insurance contracts might be curious to know what data your car generates.

>>23322138
>watch the video, anon
what video

Is this the last Chainlink thread on /biz/?

>>23321851
You can rent your Tesla out using Link oracles it was a cool hackathon project where you rent the car out then it unlocks the tesla then when you return it it locks the tesla again

can someone explain how individual Tesla vehicles are accounted for within this system?
is it something like an api key that the user would need to activate in order to use?
is the car itself tokenized in any way?
can a smart contract actually be used to do anything to do the car (honk the horn, for instance) or can the system just report on the state of the car as-is?

>>23321892
Your not supposed to give the reading the meaning when you making memes. You have to guide them in a way that they think they came to the conclusion on their own.

>>23322181
>tfw small cock

>>23322532
>Your not supposed to give the reading the meaning when you making memes.
stfu and learn English faggot

>>23322517
The cars have API keys and are all connected the Tesla cybercloudnet already this is just leveraging that onchain to create a market for renting them out

>>23322586
Having the API key allows you to do what you want with the car, open doors, lock unlock, it could even drive itself to you,

>>23322612
uber priced out

>>23321851
Dude, do you know how BIG this is??? This LITERALLY solves the oracle problem. Teslas can now link up to the block chain and solve oracle. Do you know about the oracle problem? It's the biggest hurdle to crypto adaptation. Now that we can solve the oracle problem, crypto will become mainstream. But you need chainlink and tesla in order to solve the oracle problem. Do you understand? I bet you don't. No matter how much I explain, you won't get it. The oracle problem is a real thing. You'll be sorry if you don't buy link. You'll be crying if you don't buy link. You won't be able to solve the oracle problem if you don't buy link. This is why you need to buy link. Get it now? Good. Now go buy link. I won't tell you again. Go buy link. Seriously. You'll regret it for your entire life if you do not buy link. You will be 70 years old and working at McDonalds, which will be running all its transactions on the blockchain utilizing link. And every time someone comes up to buy a cheeseburger and pays in link, you will cry, because you will see that one cheeseburger costs 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001471241 link. Don't do this to yourself. Buy link.

>>23321892
imagine being the faggot who makes these memes. lol go build something

>>23322793
>lol go build something

>>23322612
Based

>>23322733
based

>>23321833
Checked and winning.

>>23322170
where the guy remote drives his tesla through a chainlink node. Youtube deleted it because he said Nigger

>>23322733
This. It's makes DECO, tsigs and arbitrum totally unnecessarily. Now tesla cybertrucks can trustlessly collect data from the source and drive it to the blockchain, all verifiably onchain and with 0 (zero) gas costs, all done electric.

>>23321833
It's a gay hackathon entry

>>23321851
Confirmation of death by remote car control
This and the recent monero price feed into link allows for seamless assassination contracts, dark markets will never be the same

>>23321833
Maybe for ride sharing?