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23322422 No.23322422 [Reply] [Original]

Just ordered a pizza from my local place. There was 2 long ass hairs in one of my first bites.

How can I sue them. Usually I wouldn't be so pissed but with the covid bs going on. How tf are there hairs in my food. I've taken pics and left the box as is for now.

>> No.23322438

>>23322422
what kind of pizza
I really like hawaii
being able to enjoy sweet and savory at the same time is high iq

>> No.23322444

>>23322438
Pepperoni

>> No.23322454

>>23322444
checked and nice
how did it taste?

>> No.23322462

They're you're own.

>> No.23322466

Use the hairs to make a clone and then kill whoever it is

>> No.23322467

>>23322454
It was too hairy

>> No.23322481

just take them out and eat the pizza you fucking fairy. you know there are real men out there that would be euphoric to find the only thing wrong with their food was some hair in it.

>> No.23322482

>>23322467
ye but crust and shit?????

>> No.23322498

>>23322462
my hair isn't that long. I'm keeping the hair specimens. In court I will have the cooks DNA tested to PROVE its their hair.

Now. Ive had a million reasons to sue people in the past. This time I'm wanting to give it a go.

My state is still locked the fuck down and forced to wear face diapers. I think that given the circumstances I have a case.

But how do I claim damages?

>> No.23322513

well let's see the fucking pics!

>> No.23322541

>>23322513
Why don't I just mail you the pizza box, pink id

>> No.23323673

>>23322422
what covid bs? are you fucking dumb? do you think the (((pandemic))) is real?

>> No.23324140

>>23323673
thats the point. if im locked down and have to wear a face diaper in clown world

can i not at least honk my local pizza chain?

>> No.23324418

>>23322422
But was it part of an economical chain?

>EcoChain

>> No.23324697

Are you sure they were ass hairs?

>> No.23324776

I had an eye lash in my frosty I ordered from Wendy’s today. I took the lid off and there sat a fucking eye lash. I scoop the top half off, washed my spoon and continued eating. Hopefully I don’t catch Covid19.

>> No.23325018

>>23324776
POST YFW UR DED FROM COVID

>> No.23325099

If you ever buy food made from another person, you deserve 1 shit covered peanut per meal. Honestly, do you know how deep my hands were in my bf boipussi this morning? I put sausage on pizzas all day.
RESTAURANT CUSTOMERS ARE FKN DISGUSTING
DON'T BLAME THE COOKS
YOU EAT THAT ASS HAIR BITCH

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23325157

>>23322422
i am sorry anon
>How can I sue them
you were abused and the cops won't care. many such cases
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pLU6bUFoKY
JUST KIDDING FAGGOT ITS MONKEY SEASON GO APE MODE ON THEIR ASS

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23325260

>>23322422
That's why I buy frozen pizza, trust me there are UNDERRATED, you can buy frozen pizza which does taste better than your hairy ass pizza.

>> No.23325288

>>23322422
Bruh I worked in fast food you can just get another pizza and maybe a gift card. Maybe covid would make a difference if the American government gave a shit about it ( they don't)

>> No.23325312

>>23322422
sue for what. emotional distress? your ruined apetite? the price of the pizza?

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>>23325260
Get at me when youre rolling and rising your own dough, pizza playa !