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>start bullshiting about stuff I know literally nothing about
>use big buzzwords I dont even understand
>annunciate like I was doing a ted talk
>but do all of this really confidently without breaking eyecontact

>wow anon ur so smart I never knew you knew so much about the world and finance ur literally the smartest man I have ever met

>> No.23319566

>>23319522
This is how I got my tech job with zero education, experience, and spending the last 4 years as a NEET

>> No.23319598

>>23319522
This is how I lie about my age and fuck horny milfs/cougars. It's my current fetish desu

>> No.23319638

>He has social interactions with other humans

>> No.23319652

>>23319566
same
>so whats your experience with linux
>Well I spent alot of time with the shell and using scripting to automate my daily tasks which have increased my productivity and lowered my workload etc etc
meanwhile I literally thought linux = linus tech tips

>> No.23319684
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23319684

>>23319566
>>23319652
Bros I wanna master the art of bullshitting Resumes and interviews. Can it really be done despite being a NEET piece of shit?

>> No.23319735

>>23319684
ye lol
what do you think ceos do all day
they just bullshit

>> No.23319745

>>23319684
No, theres no hope for you.

>> No.23319771

>>23319522
Good to see a fellow bullshit artist.

>> No.23319845
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23319845

The inherent complexity of competing intricacies surpasses orthodox parameters of collateralizing virtaulities of ergo and vis a vis innuendo of minutiae and myriad galore.

>> No.23319858

it works great until your direct supervisor is also a psychopath and sees right through you

>t. has destroyed the blossoming careers of several young bullshitters

>> No.23319935

>>23319684
Sure thing just sign up for my program bro

>> No.23319966

>>23319858
I bet you also have a wicked sense of humor