/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23310020
>impyling aliens aren't going to go all in on bitcoin

there are so many different ways that this could happen that theres no way to know

>>23310020
Aliens are going to finally show themselves after being able to fly a trillion miles and people will be concerned about bitcoin?

I honestly think all that space shit really is nonsense and there's no such thing as outer space, certainly not in the way we think of it.
That said, I do think there's a coming fake alien invasion on the cards. They've been building up to this for ages. All we ever hear about is space this, space that. It's just a tax sucker, and ultimately it'll be used against us, just like the Public Health Agencies are right now. I hope it's not in my lifetime.

>>23310036
Aliens are not going to have any usd to buy an internet shitcoin bro

>>23310043
Thats why i want to discuss the possibilities here. Word on the street is this is happening soon with fake alien invasion gov manufactured and btc could moon harder than ever or collapse.

>>23310081
They alwaya been here. Inside earth and in the oceans, not to mention cloaked in the sky.

You realize theres thousands of abduction cases worldwide for the last 7 decades. Even if 1 of those were real it would prove most of the others.

Oh and they travel those distances thru "portals" so to speak.

I don want this to become an /x/ thread but instead talk about the crypto market in such event.

>>23310086
back to /pol/ schizo

>>23310098
>Thats why i want to discuss the possibilities here. Word on the street is this is happening soon with fake alien invasion gov manufactured and btc could moon harder than ever or collapse.
Thats some >>>/x/ shit. not even they are that dumb though. thats some r/conspiracy shit

Think about it. The model we're expected to believe is that we live on a spinning ball, which has a rotational speed of 1000mph at the equator. Despite this, the gaseous atmosphere (which somehow exists next to a vacuum with no barrier) zooms along with us, magically staying right above the spinning ball with no drag. Not only that, but the higher you go above the Earth, the faster the atmosphere has to move to match the speed of the ground below. This defies so many physical laws including those of fluid mechanics. Despite this, we have utterly still days, where there's barely a whisper of wind.
You have been deceived.

>>23310098
What will happen to my coca cola stocks if aliens appear? Should I sell now?? you're freaking me out bro

>>23310138
Don't go just yet, anon

>>23310086
Going long on NASA space concentration camps I see. Smart move.

>>23310152
There are so many levels of retard in this post anon, read a book pls

>>23310559
I should think I'm better versed on the model we're given than you. My extensive reading has led me to my conclusions. You're clearly too lazy to read anything more than 2 paragraphs, but feel the need to pipe up "read a book" as it satisfies your smug sense of self worth. I have news for you, matey; You're an idiot.

>>23310540
>Space concentration camps
KEK

Your retarded.
aliens came to visit the aztecs in the 1500s
how well did that go for them?

If aliens come from a different galaxy to earth they will take whatever they came for and destroy us if we try to stop them.

>>23310152
Found the flat earther.

Explain to us exactly how this defies gravitational physics?

There's a difference between not understanding a theory and that theory being false, you know.

>>23310020
probably most financial markets would tank and the dollar would rise in response to uncertainty.

>>23310907
18 replies and finally someone answers, just shows the retardation around here. I think given as always insiders know beforehand whats gonna happen you could say the event would be priced in, in some degree and the markets who rely on gas coal and oil would absolutely tank, gold would moon, and i have no idea what would happen to the dollar.

>>23310863
Show me anywhere where a vacuum can exist next to a vacuum without a barrier
>muh pressure lessens as you get higher
This is known as a pressure gradient, that's quite feasible and is found all over the place.
And do please explain to me how a spinning ball can have an atmosphere 200-odd miles thick alongside it with it with ZERO drag effects?
Common sense tells us this is impossible, yet you buy it because you've been told it all your life.
You'll die asleep, unless you wake up.

*pressure next to a vacuum

>>23310152
this seems similar to the fashion industry going back to the 70's, 80's, 90's fashion trend, but in this instance you choose to go back to the dark ages way of thinking the earth is flat, kek

>>23310152
I saw that picture that talks about that on /x/ but sadly didnt save it

>>23310086
uh helo nailhead department yes this is hammer department BONK

>>23310138
>>23310146
dmg ctrl squad

glowing niggers materialize out of nothing to rubbish this completely achievable and rational possibility whenever you bring it up

>>23311667
I never claimed the earth was flat. Someone else declared I thought it. I was discussing pressure next to a vacuum.
Learn to read properly, and try to be less hasty with your pronouncements.