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This is going to be fun, let's see.

Expectation: SWIFT, Microsoft, Oracle, Docusign, Visa

Reality: AAVE, Synthetix, Gravelcoin, Favelacoin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>23297699
Expectations: nothing
Reality: everything

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>Expectation: Chainlink feeding dividend data to Vanguard to pay out to shareholders
>Reality: Price feed checkers for defi shitcoins checking if BTC went up or down every 3 hours

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.23297763

>>23297699
How come Quant integrated with Oracle a year ago, but Chainlink still hasn’t?

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>Expectation: Chainlink oracles confirming shipments with eBay for automatic payout of goods
>Reality: Paying Ari Juels multiple times for his latest college project

>> No.23297946

> expectation: moon and untold wealth
> reality: delicious crab evermore

>> No.23297973

Expectation: disappointment
Reality: disappointment

>> No.23298020

>>23297946
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.23298188

>>23297699
Cool game. Im going to do it for OP
>Expectation: gay
>Reality: gay

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>>23297699
>>23297746
>>23297925
>>23298020

DR;NS

>> No.23298372
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>expectation: the first decentralised oracle network, pulling outside data to trigger smart contracts
>reality: oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A COMPLETE FULLY TOOLED L2 EXECUTION SUITE THAT CAN HANDLE COMPLEX PROCESSING IN PROPRIETY TEES, THAT OWNS THE ONLY METHOD FOR ACCESSING TLS SECURED BANK ACCOUNTS, THAT HAS ITS OWN ENTIRE. RESEARCH. LAB. DEDICATED TO PUSHING MORE AND MORE MONETISABLE FUNCTIONALITY THROUGH THE CHAINLINK NETWORK. VERIFIABLE RANDOMNESS THROUGH ORACLES. BAM. SOLVING FRONTRUNNING THROUGH ORACLES. BAM. WORKING WITH THE FORMER CTO OF THE WHITE HOUSE TO PUSH L2 SCALING THROUGH CHAINLINK NODES. BAM. STANFORD. CORNELL. TAKING OVER WEB3 FOR A 3 DAY PARACONFERENCE DEDICATED TO CHAINLINK ALONE. BAM. GOOGLE WANTS US. SWIFT WANTS US. ORACLE IS SO DESPERATE FOR US THEY FUMBLED THEIR LAUNCH WITH THEIR EXCITEMENT. BAM. BAM. BAM. KALEIDO, OPENZEPPELIN, OPENLAW. BLAM!
ALL GONNA MAKE IT. ALL GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO