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"Anon, you're not even 25 yet, how did you become so wealthy?"

>> No.2327515

>>2327502
All my relatives are apparently oil tycoons, so...

>> No.2327516

>>2327502
I Bought RDD

>> No.2327550

Listened to fellow ass burgers on a Cambodian basket weaving forum

>> No.2327554

Two words, boomers: Bit. Bean.

>> No.2327571

>>2327550
>yfw this will literally be the answer

>> No.2327573

>>2327502
But i am in my 30s and broke shitposting on a mexican hat dancing forum

>> No.2327586

>>2327502
I bought shitcoins

>> No.2327605

>>2327573
Why the fuck are you here? /biz/ is for closers and smartfags, not losers

There needs to be some kind of net worth verification before being allowed to post here

>> No.2327608

>>2327502
i bought real estate my boomer friend, it allways goes up!

that reminds me bill you still owe me that 20DGB

>> No.2327610

>>2327502
"But I'm 35 and I'm poor. What are you talking about?"

>> No.2327621

>>2327502
i bought a bunch of magic internet beans when they were worth nothing and they mooned to 20million marketcap

>> No.2327626

>But I'm 26............
>Oh I see that makes sense
>Doesn't explain why you have no wife or kids yet
>Even Though you're a billionaire, you're still a disappointment to the family

sheeeeit

>> No.2327651

Wheres my plate of tendies? reeeeeeEE3EEEEEEEE333E3!!!¡!

>> No.2327653

>>2327626
Just tell them they're cut out of the will and go full MGTOW

>> No.2327714

>implying i have a family or money

>> No.2327902
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>>2327714