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Welp, I start my new job tomorrow.

Back to the cage.

>> No.23273594

>>23273572
dude fuck. i start back in 5 days. i hate it. i might quit before i start. but i cacnt fuckcvbdn

>> No.23273621

>>23273594
This is my first full time job, I used to work 4 days a week Bartending/Serving at night. Now it's 12-8 pm Wed-Sun

At least I get dental...

>> No.23274029

>>23273621
>>23273621
speaking of, how do you guys cope with 40 hr a week slaving?

>> No.23274073

>>23274029
Heroin.

>> No.23274135

>>23274073
Ok but any methods that aren't drugs

>> No.23274212

>>23274135
Working on something that makes you pleased, without annoying coworkers and spiteful managers. Amerifags will never know the pure joy of constructive wageslavery.

>> No.23274215
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23274215

Just start your own business lamo

>> No.23274231
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>>23273572
Work enough to get time in so when they end the program of pandemic unemployment just after Christmas, you’ll qualify for a new program starting the new year...it’s coming and all you do is say you quit due to COVID (self certify). ...easy money and if you push your luck you can get state welfare too

>> No.23274247

My old job wants me back, a retail place
I might go back because my unemployment runs out in december and I want more money to throw into link

>> No.23274252

>>23274212
Im getting this job so I can save money and move out of the country in a few years if I don't blow my head off by then. Sorry if I come to your country and ruin it with my american ways, but I just want out...

>> No.23274253

>>23274029
I only work 36 hours

>> No.23274294

>>23274253
Do you still get health insurance?

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23274988

I'll start my first job saturday. In a fucking warehouse. Feels bad man

>> No.23275011

>>23274029
Praying to God for strength, patience, and endurance.

>> No.23275186
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just 50 more years!

>> No.23275698

>>23273572
Why do you complain anon? The important thing is the salvation of your soul. Work hard. It doesn't matter if you suffer, for you will have your place in heaven.

>> No.23275752

>>23274231
This. God its so fucking good to be on unemployment. I hope Biden wins for more free shit while wagies pay for it.

>>23275698
Delusional cope

>> No.23275959

>>23274029
Benzodiazepines
Nicotine
Shitposting
Hopium crypto will rescue me
??
Slight monetary profit, soul crushed

>> No.23275979

>>23273621
Sounds like Amazon, you're working at Amazon aren't you?

>> No.23277257

>>23273572
I hope you're staking somewhere or at leat mining liquidity. try bon.finance

>> No.23277732

>>23273572
Make sure you don't work too hard that you can't follow Badger.Finance in the coming weeks.

>> No.23277817

Just quit my job since I can finally day trade full time.

>> No.23277872
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I work two jobs at near minimum wage

>> No.23277879

>>23277872
Minimum wage for a maximum loser

>> No.23277956

>>23277879
And?

>> No.23278045

Getting a government job is where its at. There's a big key difference between jobs in the free market and government jobs.

Say you're working at McDonald's, like OP, they really care to maximize profits and productivity. So if you're slacking or needlessly losing them money in some way (even something small like giving the customer too many napkins or ketchup packets) then they will be on your ass about it. Private businesses want to be efficient and that means more work for you.

Meanwhile, government jobs don't give a flying fuck about profits and productivity. Everybody in government jobs slack off and frivolously waste money and they never get called out for it. Why? Because government jobs have infinite funding and whether they do well or not, it's not like they'll ever go "out of business"

>> No.23278070

>>23273572
I got run over over, months of furlough pay now months of sick pay. I havnt worked in a year and I’ve never had so much money, it’s gone into link

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>>23278045

>> No.23278128

>>23278091
I don't think it's moral to have a government job in many cases

but you gotta earn money somehow, so why not work for the biggest criminal gang in your city?

>> No.23278136

>>23274029
>>23274029
Alchohol
Benzos
Speed
Nicotine
Seeing my bank account go up
Occasionally getting a programming project I like
They cant fire me even if they want to unless they have a really good reason because they will have a hard time replacing me

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>>23273572

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>>23273572
>waiting to find out if i got a job offer soon
>good company, good pay

i envy all you

>> No.23278315

>>23278169
>i envy all you
Why

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>>23274029
I cope by buying suicide stacks of gambling stocks and crypo. I'm gonna make it bros right?

>> No.23278579

>>23278045
BASED AF. I had a tourism Government Job. I can confirm. I literally made 3 powerpoints in the whole year and fucked about the rest.

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>>23277956
You'll make it fren, keep grinding, all in crypto, and learn to code so you can have 1 job and not earn minimum wage

>> No.23278741

invest in clover and you can make it

>> No.23278765

>>23274135
Focusing on making it. The idea of slaving for life is terrifying.