/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23271581
LOW T
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AND WHAT HAPPENED?

>>23271581
Elaborate a little more on your story fren.
I'm bored and want to hear all about this

>>23271581
sounds reasonable.

>>23271581
Did she make fun of your peepee?

>>23271604
>>23271612
I pulled down her panties and I already noticed a massive pee pee stain on her coochie part of the panties
Then she got on the bed and I wanted to do what they do in the movies and eat her out and got hit with sight of a flesh wound, or a pitbulls face
It smelled like rancid pee pee and fish but I went at it
As soon as my tongue touched her ladyparts I almost threw up from the texture and the taste that reminded me of keychains, coins and salt
I stood up and left

>>23271681
You fucking virgin.

>>23271681
lol

>>23271681
Never eat women out. Fucking simp

>>23271681

>>23271710
but they do it in the movies...

>>23271735
cringe
just stick your dick in you retard

>>23271681
actually pretty based if you left. a cuck would have went at it. so good on you for recognizing the vileness and leave

>>23271735
yeah, and 7 yearold girls beat the shit out of 30 yearold giggachads.
ITS A FOOKIN M9VIE M8

>>23271735
Well now you know. The only way women wont expect eaten out for life and even put their orgasm first is if you lay down the law upfront. My woman comes 1 time for every 3 times i come, and thats from my fingers, not mouth.

>>23271581
Faggot

>>23271681
>taste that reminded me of keychains, coins and salt
Holy fucking kek, OP

>>23271681
Cunnilingus is a normie meme that gives you throat cancer, everyone knows that.

Well now you know what the rest of us know OP. You can focus on gambling on shitcoins now

>>23271681
>He (attempts) to eat pussy
ngmi

I never imagined 4chan being against eating pussy

At least she could have taken a shower first.

>>23271681
fucking based kek

>>23271581
That sucks anon. i hope next time goes better

>>23271979
There are two types of men in this world:
Leg and pussy men
Booty men

Op is clearly a booty man and booty men dont eat pussy

>>23271681
MY SIDES her pussy was stank so I can’t blame you. Nasty hoe.

>>23271681
FYI Jews promote “eating out” because it’s simp cuckoldry and ruins your throat. Men don’t do that shit in real life.

Not gonna lie I learned something important that I think I should share with you guys if you are willing to listen...

>>23272004
Like I see comments of your a simp for eating pussy.
I'd imagine that giving a girl tongue action makes her comfortable about like getting dirty but the its one of these tree falls in a forest things.

>>23272078
UNI is going to $20, isn’t it? That’s what you’re gonna say, isn’t it?

>>23272105
Its something else, maybe you are intrested?

>>23272120
>>23272078
yes

>>23272141
Great, if everyone is listening I will start now

>>23272087
its just "equality" bullshit getting in the way of what 2 people actually want. Male and female orgasms are not the same or equal in any way. In a relationship the male orgasm is much more important. I agree eat her out or make her come with fingers or whatever once in a while is fine but any woman you date these days insists on 1:1 equality and its getting overplayed sexually.

>>23271774
> my woman comes
Pretty sure she doesn't. You just think she does.

>>23272160
Ok start

>>23272160

>>23272187
Gonna have to wait a few minutes till everyone is here, please announce yourselves

>>23272160
Nigger

>>23272181
Unlike your woman, my woman is black and definitely doesn't lie about coming

>>23271681
Damn bro that happened to me a couple of times, never feel obliged to stay down there if you’re met with the smell of hot dog shit and rancid crab paste.. just briefly kiss around and then move back up. If you can’t continue don’t beat yourself up for it it’s literally her problem

>>23272205
Extra short but meaningful story in next reply to get more bumps ok so

>>23272205
Taking my seat now, this spot looks nice enough