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I’m 26 years old with $30.01 to my name because I moved to a big city to chase a dream job right before a pandemic

>> No.23268004
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there are many jobs you can get during this shit. im getting a security license, lots of jobs with that. even if you have to get a job at mcdonalds or some other place where a job is easy to come by for the time being, there is no shame in getting a job at mcdonalds at age thirty if you really need money and can't get employment

good luck buddy, just don't screw shit up again

>> No.23268032

>>23267866
how can I profit from this?

>> No.23268049

>>23267866
You can still buy 2 ropes @ home depot

>> No.23268052

>>23267866
sent some BTC :)

>> No.23268276

>>23267866
If youre willing to gey any kind of job, I recommend looking for remote jobs taking calls or technical support. There are plenty of them, I applied to several and most of them called me back. It's not the best job but I am so happy to be able to make my living and keep saving up for crypto from home. I get up 5 minutes before my shift, no commuting, no dealing with stupid annoying ass coworkers. Working in my jammies, eating at whatever time I want. I could be out there wearing a mask 8 hours a day, making the same amount or less. I'm so blessed. I really recommend it frens. Just give it a try. Best of luck

>> No.23268295

HAHAHAHA
Fuck you big cityfag.
You got what you fucking deserved.

>> No.23268323

>>23267866
btfo. get mommy and daddy to pay for your fuckups, just like they paid for college debt. gtfo.

>> No.23268337

>>23267866
ok

>> No.23268354

>he fell for the big city meme

Eat the bugs live in pods loser

>> No.23268395

>>23267866
at least you have dreams bro

>> No.23268435
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>>23267866
>willingly moving to a big city
Tell you what, buy a desert eagle and shoot yourself in the middle of your head, if you miss a vital and survive I'll pay you 10k$

>> No.23268530

>>23267866
Post a picture of a sharpie up your butt and I’ll send you 100links

>> No.23268692

>>23268530
You mean pooper

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>>23268530


0x12AAaA8FD2E500046a398C5B42d8F3B054c6CF54

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>>23267866

>> No.23268759

>>23268736
Do it faggit

>> No.23268896

are you livin the dream?

>> No.23269090

>>23267866
>dream job
Do wagies really?

>> No.23269220

>>23267866
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>> No.23269496

>>23267866
Shit anon you a fellow New York fag?
I moved hear in 2018, so I had at least a year and a half of fun before the commie shutdown.

>> No.23269698

>>23269496
Yep, got the job over the phone, signed a lease, three days before the contract signing I got a call saying that they’d get back in touch with me about the job, stuck with rent, using my savings and assets to pay for that. I should have waited to sign the contract to sign the lease, but that’s not the reality for a once and a lifetime job.

Im fucked. I moved the commieville, and I got commied.

Actually I didn’t get commied because the government cant even help.

>> No.23270319

>>23268736
Post pic of that SHARPIED boipussy, mmmm yeahhh

>> No.23270349

>>23268049
Kek!
For him & you
Kek!

>> No.23270381

>>23269698
>moved to a big city to have fun like 99% of other left wing people
>make fun of left wing people

You are a fucking retarded faggot.

>> No.23270681

>>23270381
>to have fun

I would have been working 13 hour days at a firm. I don’t do shit and I don’t even like people

>> No.23270718

>>23268049
Hahah I can maybe just buy one and a cheeseburger

>> No.23270733

>>23268736
>>23268692
Serious, you gotta post it up the pooper time stamp “/biz”

>> No.23270780

>>23268736
pics the biggest sharpy at Office Depot.
>you gay

>> No.23271589

>>23269698
Are you trying to get a job? My roommate just got one. We also got a massive reduction in rent so that's pretty dope. Even though the city sucks right now I am hoping for a nice comeback.
I'm out in Bushwick btw

>> No.23272140

>>23268736
Come on, i want to see that little brown star squirm as you slowly insert the sharpie. Nnoono homo of course

>> No.23272345

>>23267866

lmaoooo should have worked in crypto pussy! My job gave me a RAISE during the pandemic!

>> No.23272351

>>23268004
Do you need to be able to have a concealed carry to do security?

>> No.23272594

>>23271589
Yeah I’ve got a few leads, trying to dodge my landlord. I’ve liquidated everything I possibly can, and now I’m down to nothing hahah, I’ve got plenty of food, might just have to suck off a 4foot 9 homie to delay my rent till I find something.

I’ve got a car back home I’m about to sell to last me a few more months.

I’m really terrified, honestly, but I have some friends who can let me work a day or two in the LES for some cash.

>> No.23272630

>>23268004
I’m definitely going to be able to get a job, thanks for the blessings Anon!

>> No.23273211

Anyone know if there is anything like the Coinbase quizzes that cloud make me a few bucks so I could get some dinner ?

>> No.23274161

ysense
prolific

>> No.23274202
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like 60 per month

>> No.23274237

>>23273211
MTurk surveys if you’re really desperate. Only do the high paying shit. All the good work will dry up in a day, check back often. This literally kept me fed in college. I was eating half packs of ramen with a daily vitamin and MAYBE and egg in it if I was lucky. Good luck.

Don’t forget to take a daily vitamin though, you will get scurvy if you don’t

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>>23268736
Pajeet fingers

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>>23267866
If you sign up for a brokerage account using my link, you can get 2-3 free stocks.

https://act.webull.com/ne/2GygSQPyqm1z/8sa/inviteUs/

>> No.23274414

>didn’t apply for pandemic unemployment assistance

>> No.23274436

>>23268276
i HATE taking calls

>> No.23274461

>>23274414
im not a fucking leech
I'd rather be poor than a burden

>> No.23274526

>>23274414
I wasn’t unemployed at the time of all of this and now because I’m out of state it’s impossible for me to get any benefits

>> No.23274570

>>23274161
>>23274202
>>23274237
>>23274336

Thanks anons

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>>23268736

>> No.23274804

>>23272351
nah, most security are unarmed. less lawsuits and dumbfucks killing people when they weren't suppoused to. remember your job is to observe and report, you're not a fucking cop. don't let your employer make you do shit other than that or randoms on the street. all you do is write it down and call the cops when neccessary

>> No.23274894

>>23274804
you need a guard card though. which tells you about shit you can and can't do when taking the test to get the card. tldr of the test is you're just a professional snitch, you observe writing details down and call the cops when applicable. most people don't know their own rights since they're not a degen security but yeah. if any security has touched you they already fucked up and it's an easy lawsuit.

>> No.23275683

WHEN I SAY KNEE YOU SAY PADS!!!

KNEE!!!

>> No.23275702

>>23267866
stromboli

>> No.23275765

>>23268276
>working
do people really still do this? why not just get neetbux?

>> No.23275970

>>23274804
Already got a panic attack from reading this. How hard is it?

>t.. scared of scary situations

>> No.23276296

>>23267866

Anon play this when you cry yourself to sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0

>> No.23276352

Hurry up with that sharpie. I ain't got all day.

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>>23267866
$30 worth of XFI on launch would be $3000 EOY. Just saying

>> No.23276393

>>23267866
gay porn?

>> No.23276428

>>23267866
And what lesson have we learnt.

>> No.23276528

>>23270681
Fucking lol that's the legal limit for shift in my country for the minimum 11 hour rest period. Fucking americucks, your salaries are so high because you work 65 hour+ weeks haha

>> No.23276567

>>23272594
Fucking hell is this how normies live day to day, without a job.

>> No.23277562

>>23276528
>You Americans are so rich!!!! LAMO OMEGALUL, GOT HIMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
Post in your own slav shit hole fag, cant even insult Americans proper. Of all the low hanging fruit in America you chose the salaries. Truly, your people are not sending their best.

>> No.23277578

>>23267866
put all those into UBXT if you know whats good for you

>> No.23277650

>>23277578
I need it to buy dumplings and pizza for the next week or two man. I don’t want to go to a good bank and get stabbed.

My friend is buying me some toilet paper tomorrow

>> No.23277682

>>23276352
0x12AAaA8FD2E500046a398C5B42d8F3B054c6CF54

Already told ya homie. I got the sharpie

>> No.23277778

>>23277682
Clearly we're at a standstill due to OP's gay ass not being trusting of linkanon. Write /biz/ on your ass, stick the sharpie in your pooper, take the photo. Then post it here censored so we all can see the /biz/ timestamp on your cheek. Then linkanon can send a percentage of the linkies to show you he's good for it. Then you post the money shot. After linkanon cums he can send you the remaining links

>> No.23278047

>>23277778
Not losing my dignity for free yet - I’ve got about a week left in me if I don’t find a job