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>> No.23266987
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STOP SELLING RIGHT NOW

>> No.23266995
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>> No.23267003

>no edition

>> No.23267006
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I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>> No.23267014

>three generals

fucking CLF retard wins again

>> No.23267015

Why the fuck won’t GME pump? This is bullshit. Showing major weakness below 13$

>> No.23267019

>tfw tripling my money on AR/VR stocks this week so far
Is this easy mode?

>> No.23267023

I just bought some more fucking NIO, and you should too

>> No.23267028

HOW LONG DO I HOLD TSLA
i'm up 160

>> No.23267029

GME to $16

>>23267014
nobody is posting in that faggot's thread

>> No.23267031
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23267031

Market goes down
GME goes up
Simple as

>> No.23267033

>>23267014
CLF is printing for me today.

>> No.23267035

bros zoom out its the august highs

>> No.23267038

Reminder that oil and energy companies are in astronomical debt and investing in them is fucking stupid. Divindends are bait, don't bite it.

>> No.23267046
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i have $130 buying power after selling for profits

what buy

>> No.23267048

>>23267015
Shorts
We are approaching 150% float now
Unironically this is good for us, relax

>> No.23267054
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>>23266972
This beats the market

>> No.23267057
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>>23267015
short interest continues to trend upwards, it remains high because everyone is betting on Q3 being shit

>> No.23267063

>>23267028
I'd say to wait until earnings report

>> No.23267075
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Just took a nasty steamy shit and i think ive got a hemorrhoid starting cause my asshole is bleeding and it burns. Can u get an infected pooper if ur poo goes into ur cut?

>> No.23267078

>>23267014
I LOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE.... STEELCONNNNNEEEEEEEECCCCCCCTTTTTT!!!!

>> No.23267081
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>everyone is betting on Q3 being shit
I don't think that they'll be wrong about this one.

>> No.23267084

>>23267057
Even if Q3 sucks, we drop like 20% max and then recover in a few weeks
Q4 will be fantastic
They’re delusional

>> No.23267094

>>23267075
I don't think so, man. Just jump in the shower and wash your ass with soap and water to be sure.

>> No.23267099

>>23267075
yes

>> No.23267101

>>23267063
you mean next week? isn't there a thing tomorrow?

>> No.23267104

>>23267014
I’ve been making quite a bit but rkg has been on top of it for the last little while. One less crypto scam thread on the board, so whatever.

>> No.23267109

>>23267019
No shit? Whatd you buy? MVIS is dipping. VUZI had been good for me tho.

>> No.23267111

What do you guys think about starbucks to the end of the year?

>> No.23267133

Does NIO hit 27 today?

>> No.23267139
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>>23267054
this single ETF beats your portfolio

>> No.23267158

>>23267075
no. I've had bad bleeding and have been fine. It's your own shit after all. Your body is used to your own biome
just buy some antimicrobial wipes and use them on your anus

>> No.23267160

Stimulus happening after the election was supposed to be priced in. What the fuck.

>> No.23267165

Who gets to assign the puts I sold?
Is it really just some random dude who owns them, like, are they a unique asset?
Or do brokers pool them and do some kind of FIFO thing?

Different question, if I'm staring at a put I sold that's now ITM and I'm thinking
>please get assigned
>please get assigned
should I just buy the underlying right now?
I sold the put because I wanted to buy the dip and THIS IS THE DIP PLEASE GET ASSIGNED AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23267169

>>23267139
based basedboy gamer etf

>> No.23267181

>>23267133
Fuck it might. The volume is batshit right now.

>> No.23267183
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>>23267139
>E
>Sports

>> No.23267193
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DON"T BE STUPID BE A SMARTY BUY THE DIP AND HAVE A PARTY

>> No.23267198
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2nd red day for me. Only have $59 in profit now

>> No.23267200

>>23267094
>>23267158
>It's your own shit after all.
Holy shit this is wrong. If you have a cut on your ass you should wash it and be careful. If it's anal fissures there isn't much you can do. It probably won't get infected, but yes shit can absolutely infect wounds, even if it's yours.

>> No.23267201

>>23267139
Just cause nvidia and huya (or smth)

>> No.23267202
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I hate the CLF faggot so much bros...

>> No.23267206

>>23267139

Huge bubble

>> No.23267211

>>23267160
Isn't it nice our govt. holds us hostage for political points?

There needs to be term limits and career politicians need to be strung up from light posts in minecraft

>> No.23267213
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>Mfw solo

>> No.23267214
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23267215
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>>23267054
Alright, I bought
Don't screw me on this

>> No.23267219
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SPAMMER CHAD... I KNEEL

>> No.23267220

>>23267198
it happens
only a fool thinks he will be green every day lol

>> No.23267225
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I have lurked these threads, with my money securely in a ROTH IRA in VOO and other indexes. For the past couple years I have seen you retards get gains and lose gains, pink wojacks, etc.

How does it feel to know that’s statistically my boomer method outperforms all of your picks? Feels good being a boomer. You all do this as a retarded hobby and make hundreds of dollars on your best day. Pathetic.

>> No.23267229
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Should I sell NIO now and buy back at a drop?
I've never swing traded before.
I'm scared it just keeps growing, even though +20% is yuge

>> No.23267236

Was that a double top for GME on the daily? Was pretty close together sometime after 11. Not selling, just working on my TA.

>> No.23267237

Which one of you sold your fucking GME!!! Was it >>23267054

>> No.23267240

>>23267160
These people would shoot each other if they could get away with it. There's not going to be compromise on stimulus

>> No.23267242

>>23267200
Are u sure bro? Wont all the bacteria and shit be my own? Ive eaten my shit before and been fine. Is it some sort of blood barrier thing?

>> No.23267251
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23267251

A vote for Biden is a vote for this demon as President.

>> No.23267253

>>23267202
it's okay. his options are gonna eventually cause him to his bag. it always happens

>> No.23267259

>>23267225
>statistically
alreaedy losing friend

>> No.23267265

>>23267225
How does it feel knowing that you are not using both methods to maximize your gains?

>> No.23267267

Why is WKHS dumping?

>> No.23267273

>>23267242
That dude's retarded. I eat my shit all the time and nothing has ever happened

>> No.23267278

When do y'all think the market will crash again? Feel like selling now and buying back in at a cheaper price. I think there will definitely be opportunities next month where the price is much lower than now to buy back in

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>>23267225

>> No.23267282

Oh CLF nerd I deleted my other thread as i saw this one jannies didn't delete you attention seeking cuck

>> No.23267284

>>23267225
How does it feel to know that FNGU is just taking the boomer approach, cutting all the dead weight, and then supercharging it with 3x leverage? We out here doing triple digits yearly while you gloat about your 8% average. Pathetic

>> No.23267286

>>23267251
She looks like she's wearing human skin.

>> No.23267287

>>23267229
We're in uncharted waters - there is nothing wrong with taking profits
History would say yes, take profits now, & re-buy tomorrow pre-market (if you intend on long holding)
but who knows. It could continue mooning - price target increase to $40 is a huge deal
You could also sell some but not all - eg. sell half

>> No.23267288

>>23267267
contract announcement moved back, it needs to dump more

>> No.23267295
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>>23267225
>he thinks everyone here trades in options and calls

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>>23267183
>>23267206

esports is a real thing

>> No.23267301

>>23267251
she's a demon alright. a semen demon.

>> No.23267302

>>23267251
FUCKING HELL.
VOTE TRUMP, FOR GOD AND COUNTRY

>> No.23267305

>>23267267
I sold as soon as I saw factory pic, others may have done same

>> No.23267308

Where my TSLA chads at?

>> No.23267312

>>23267229
Don't sell now, it's gonna hit 30 eod

>> No.23267322

>Down 4%
Don't care, still voting Trump.

Though in all honesty the greatest amount of those losses comes from a convertible bond that I overbought yesterday at 10% higher than it's current price. I knew it was coming down but I really wanted to stack my gains on it so I could have the biggest pile I could before the ex-dividend date and get as much dividends as I could.

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>>23267284
Based and FNGU pilled. When will 3x-lets learn?

>> No.23267328
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AEZS right now fagits. Dont say I didn't warn you.
Good for a swing.

>> No.23267342

>>23267305
What pic?

>> No.23267349

Why are there so many literally fake companies being touted as real and the next big thing and who the hell is spending their money on them? And WHY are their stock prices going up so much? I hate this reality where facts are just opinions.

>> No.23267358
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Nasdaq futures 12000 party has been cancelled

>> No.23267359

>>23267342
The one where they're just assembling a bunch of off the shelf Chinese parts and calling it a product

>> No.23267361
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>this AZN dip

>> No.23267363

>>23267284

Enjoy your bear market and losing thousands. That being said I love TQQQ

>>23267265
I have other hobbies. A lot of you spend hours a day shitposting on here watching the market for your hundreds of dollars. It’s a waste of time and most of you are in it for the fun and rush. You’re retarded.

>> No.23267370

>>23267251
She botched the debate. Mike was electric, you might say.

>> No.23267373
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>Bought NIO.
>It's up within minutes.
My hands aren't iron - they're golden.

>> No.23267382

WHY THE FUCK WONT WKHS GO BELOW 23

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23267386
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>>23267359
To wit. WKHS btfo eternally

>> No.23267389

>>23267328
i had a few dollars of BP left over i'll hold your bags anon

>> No.23267391

>>23267323
Probably never because they think that decay / draw down has any effect on the note when the underlying assets always go up.

>> No.23267392
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GET BACK DOWN OR YOU WILL NOT BE COMING UP NEXT TIME

>> No.23267418

>>23267312
Don't be mental

>> No.23267420
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$DDS

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>>23267139
Not green enough
I just added that nerd shit as another benchmark to beat

>> No.23267430

>>23267373
Gold is the softest metal you fucking mong

>> No.23267435
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>>23267373
Man, I sold after it went going down, kept apple and amz and they are going down but nio just fucking went 25% out of nowhere

>> No.23267440

TQQQ cheapies right now

>> No.23267444

>>23267305
Chart looks like it should go up

>> No.23267446

>>23267363
>bear market
Yeah bro, any day now the whole market is going to crash. Oh wait it already did then it doubled. Oh wait it crashed again and we are basically back. I'm sure any day now the whole stock market is just going to sell off and everyone is going to rush to put their money into USD and bonds
lmfao @ delusional bears

>> No.23267454

>>23267386
Is dana a good buy?

>> No.23267466

>>23267251
I have a tinfoil theory 2000 really was the end and we just didnt notice. Literal fucking demon people are reading to our kids and everyone pretends its normal and now this black eyed cackling hag is a step away from the highest office in the land.

>> No.23267468

>>23267440
had my stop loss kick in. I'll monitor like fucking crazy at the first sign of a rise

>> No.23267469

>>23267435
>out of nowhere
JPMorgan blew smoke up their arse

>> No.23267472
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>>23267389
1st real resistance after the 42 area is 53.

>> No.23267476

>>23267444
>believing the charts
better off closing your eyes and guessing

>> No.23267484

>>23267420
yep, been watching that too but it's hard to justify jumping into DDS or BBBY when GME is the current play

>> No.23267487

yes weak hands sell. sell now

>> No.23267493

>>23267446
In 3-5 years there will be a bear market at some point. If you understand the risks of 3x leveraged Etfs, go right ahead. I use them too. But you seem retarded

>> No.23267497

>>23267469
Fuck me, and amazon or apple any good news?

>> No.23267502

>>23267476
I made 0.8R today trusting the chart, and 1.3R on Monday (though -0.3R yesterday). It's far better than guessing.

>> No.23267513
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>>23267430
Who is King Midas, Alex

>> No.23267524

>>23267497
Apple's new product isn't very exciting but it has 5g ready to use the Verizon network and will be ready for sale very soon so the delay FUD was bullshit

>> No.23267525

>>23267476
ok retard

>> No.23267528
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm walking away from the screen today.

>> No.23267536

>>23267472
play an earnings run up or you think there's something more there?

>> No.23267540
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>>23267273

>> No.23267542
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>>23267133
Bullflag forming

>> No.23267544

>>23267524
So when do you think it should recover from this BS

>> No.23267548

>>23267466
>da world ended!!! We cant do anything about it

The world did not end. Its been systematically destroyed by a small group of marxist jews and financial elite. This is documented and provable. Attributing the downfall of our nations to some cosmic misalignment is running away from the real issue and exactly what we should not be doing

>> No.23267554

>>23267046
Abeo

>> No.23267560
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i am no longer financially ruined

>> No.23267568

>>23267560
are you that bear guy who needed sqqq to go up?

>> No.23267579

NOT EVEN -1%? IS THAT ALL YOU GOT??? I AINT HEAR NO BELL

>> No.23267580
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>thought I bought in TQQQ at bottom
>it just keeps going lower
F U C K

>> No.23267586

>>23267525
>>23267502
>charts can go sideways, up or down so 33% of it being right
>you can only be right or wrong so 50% chance of being right

>> No.23267587
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>>23267544
It just keeps dropping and dropping

>> No.23267591

is halb just gonna crab at .06 til it dumps

>> No.23267593

>AAPL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23267597

>>23267548
Dude I said it was tinfoil. Im aware whats really going in. Its just a fun theory.

>> No.23267600

>>23267359
>>23267386
Fug.

>> No.23267604

Just bought 1k NAK. Hold be bros.

>> No.23267605

>>23267580
Its not a loss till you sell

>> No.23267609

>>23267554
Got an estimate for the hypothetical acquisition announcement?

>> No.23267610

lol everything is red but tesla rn...how is that possible

>> No.23267613

>>23267586
TA greatly improves the odds if you can learn even just the basics

>> No.23267623

>>23267604
should wait until $1 desu

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IM LOSING EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.23267631

>>23267560
no, I sold everything except GME and bought index and tesla puts two days ago. TSLA fucked me but, index puts are giving some hope.

>> No.23267642

Absolutely homosexual day in the markets.

>> No.23267645

I'm sure some anons are going to be interested in this:
Invesco just newly issued QQQJ, "Nasdaq Next Gen 100" ETF. It invests in the 100 largest Nadaq-listed non-financial companies outside of the Nasdaq-100 index (so the "2nd 100").
Largest holdings are OKTA, MRVL, TTD, ROKU, and TEAM, but it's fairly evenly distributed across all stocks.

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>>23267363
>Enjoy your bear market and losing thousands
this applies to your boomer strategy too, dumbass

>> No.23267654

>>23267386
Im a retard who bought because of memes and didn't do any DD

Cost me some cash but I learned a lesson on that. Even a small amount of googling shows how shit of a company Workhorse is

>> No.23267659

why do redditors hate NIO?

>> No.23267660

>>23267454
Insightful. Probably are

>> No.23267658

Is it gonna keep dumping

>> No.23267661

weekly claims report (jobs) tomorrow

>> No.23267663

>>23267659
they love tesla

>> No.23267669

>>23267493
>5 years from now
I'll worry about 5 years from 5 years from now.
>you seem retarded
Ironic

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Do we sell apple and amazon or just hold. It keeps dumping and dumping

>> No.23267673

Oh nooo NIO lads, we got too cocky.

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>>23267536
Announcement of a partnership anyday. Cash on hand for 3 years expenses and just had an offering 6 weeks ago at 50. Currently 39.
Used to trade this almost 10 years ago, good swinger

>> No.23267685

>market crashes
>low rent shitscammer POS funds manipulating GME up called away to the western front for damage control
>price immediately settles down

KEK

>> No.23267689
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


AHHHHHHHH MY GAINSSS REEEEEEE WHERE IS THE SSSS SHILL WHERE IS THE TQQQ SHILL MY WIFES DAUGHTER WANTED TO GO TO COLLEGE NOW ILL HAVE TO SLEEP WITH HER

REEEEEE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHERE THE FUCK ISS THE STIMULLLUSSS GODDAMN NNN NNN IM GONNA SAY IT
N- IM GONNA NIG- AHHHHHH FUCKKKK IM NOT RACIST

REEEEEEEE

>> No.23267698

>entire portfolio red
>market red
>buy sqqq
>it's red after 2 minutes
What the fuck, I genuinely believe in the bogdanoffs now, this is retarded, how do I even get good at this?

>> No.23267702

>>23267627
It happens, im down 20% on this GME bullshit.

>> No.23267705

>>23267580
The most recent bottom of TQQQ was @ $108
Nasdaq is overbought and jumped high very quickly as a result over the past couple days. It's going to drop back down into support and then resume off. Just relax but it's going to go lower before it goes higher, that's typically how it goes in the market man, just zoom out.

>> No.23267707

>>23267685
Hey are you ok?
You don’t actually believe that?
Guys I think some shorters will get committed after this.

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>> No.23267721

>>23267673
Oh shit rallying back. Oh its so exciting. This is just like watching muh stories.

>> No.23267722

How is the entire market crashing and i'm down on a crabbing SQQQ? this makes no sense.

>> No.23267728

>>23267698
>buying green lines
you people never learn

>> No.23267736

>>23267698
the algo's have learned human psychology. Just inverse yourself

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Who here is buying an Indian child slave?
Also, any decent Indian stocks or are they all shitty?

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>>23267605
I literally haven't bought in for months and decided yesterday that I'd put some money in and now its getting absolutely SHREDDED by Bogs

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>>23267670
what?

>> No.23267747

>>23267709
What fucking leverage did GME possibly have to strong arm a deal like that? Are msft stupid, I thought the whole point of digital was to cut gme out.

Does Reggie have naked pics of the CEO or something?

>> No.23267757

i need a massive green dildoe up my ass

else I

>> No.23267770

>>23267709
how tf do they even know if its a gamestop Xbox, what a retarded deal for microsoft

>> No.23267771

>>23266972
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23267775

>>23267737
>Pandemic sends me home from work
>Just jack off, do drugs and drink all day pretending to work
>Pay pajeet slave $1 per day to do my work
>Collect every neetbuck I can in the meantime

Feels good to be part of the new ruling class

>> No.23267776
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23267776

Imagine having the only consistently green portfolio that instead of working I just feel like shitposting

>> No.23267778
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23267778

>>23267709
gamerstop suffers from bad press
this shit could be holding 15 if they knew how and when to make announcements
it kinda pisses me off but at the same ti

>> No.23267782
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23267782

I was like 1% away from breaking even AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23267783

>>23267728
if there's one thing i've learned in the time i've been here it's that i don't know a god damn thing.

>> No.23267784

>>23267747
gamestop has like 70 million powerup members in their system
take a guess on why that's valuable

hint: gamestop is now a tech stock

>> No.23267790

CCL a good buy bros? idk what to make off cruise lines right now. they aren't certified dead like theaters are they?

>> No.23267793

>Chinks saving me
HOLD STRONG NIO

>> No.23267800

>>23267778
me as much FUD as there is will entice shorties who ill kill by december
sorry for the split posts i had to fap to my gif

>> No.23267802

>>23267778
I need source

>> No.23267803

What a boring day

>> No.23267810

>>23267770
Microsoft closed all it's physical retail back in June so this must be some sort of parasitic approach to graph itself to GME's big retail footprint

>> No.23267811
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23267811

>Click GWS as a meme
Wtf...?

>> No.23267814

>>23267790
Don't buy yet. Buy at the beginning of next week when the rumors about Mike Pence personally getting the no-sail order lifted on 10/31

>> No.23267821
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>>23267747
>digital retailer eating physical retailers lunch forces more of physical retailers customers into online sales platform
>HoW dId ThEy PuSh MiCoRsAhFt InTo ThAt OnE?!?!?!

Did you think those free blankets from the brits were a good deal for the indians as well anon?

Holy fuck how can you be that dumb.

>> No.23267824

>>23267802
valentina nappi
not sure the vid but that is surely old
she looks way older now, taken alot of BBC
i remember being 14 and finding her
she was so dreamy bck then

>> No.23267829

>>23266972
So what happens when Biden/Trump wins directly after election?

Sell off regardless?
Sell off if 1 or the other?

>> No.23267834

Man I need it to dump harder. I have 18k waiting for that one good trump tweet.

>> No.23267849

tsla nooooooooooooooo come back

>> No.23267858

>>23267810
Makes sense to me. Last time I went to a physical Microsoft store, maybe half of the store was devoted to XBOX gaming. The other half was to laptops, 2-in-1s.

>> No.23267863

>>23267698
>>23267722
You bought SQQQ yesterday and you're up 3%, what's there to complain about?
Oh.
Wait.
You bought SQQQ on a red day after you were convinced QQQ was already down.

>> No.23267864

>>23267370
normies are so dumb that they think the fly landing on pence lost him the debate

>> No.23267870

>>23267834
me too, but judging by his twitter the PR people have his account right now.

>> No.23267872

>>23267821
Are you ok?

>> No.23267876

>>23266972
>/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous (ID: PD6uKLwF) 10/14/20(Wed)07:53:44 No.

Anybody tracking TSM right now?

>> No.23267877

>>23267829
The loser sues.

>> No.23267880

>>23267834
I am hoping they announce some kind of stimulus before I get laid off again because I want to take out a loan to accumulate hard before we moon again. I missed my chance of doing that in September. Shame.

>> No.23267881
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NIOCHADS ITS HAPPENING

>> No.23267891
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23267891

>>23267778
Imagine

>> No.23267895

we're coooooming again bros

>> No.23267901

>>23267747
>Why would Hasbro care about Toys R Us? Just let your distributors go bankrupt dude it doesn't matter lmao!
Get out of retail if you don't understand value chains.

>> No.23267910

>>23267872
to be fair, being reminded that the vast majority of other humans on this god-forsaken dirt ball are literal drooling retards in all regards can be pretty disheartening

>> No.23267919

>>23267864
That fly was just cope. They know Kamala got her ass handed, them focusing on the fly was misdirection of that fact. Same way after the first debate all anyone wanted to talk about was Proud boys.

>> No.23267918

>>23267895
I mean, I'm stuck in this GME shit until tomorrow. Hopefully it does another +20-30% today.

>> No.23267924

>>23267814
thanks fren

>> No.23267931
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>>23267778
>this shit could be holding 15 if they knew how and when to make announcements
no, they are doing it on purpose because they're confident enough in their value
the way they worded the Microsoft news was blatantly downplaying the significance of it. The insiders certainly aren't worried at all

wonder why they're downplaying it though, can a company even do an offering at the top of a squeeze?

>> No.23267933
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23267933

What kind of graph is this?

>> No.23267938

>>23267770
The console is tied to the customer's Sexbox Series Sex account.

>> No.23267942
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23267946
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23267946

I just farded really loud at work its over for me bros

>> No.23267948

MY STOKARINOS ARE FUCKING DUMPENNING!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.23267955

So GME is going to crab for eternity, isn't it.

>> No.23267957

>>23267736
they've been accounting for this forever

>> No.23267963
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>>23267931
i figure theres some jewish magic going on behind the scenes, whatever ive never been more confident in my entire life.

>> No.23267965

>>23267948
NOOOO NOT A HECKIN DUMPARINO

>> No.23267974
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>>23267198
Same for me fren but dont lose hope! We are gonna make it! Stay strong!

>> No.23267977
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23267977

Boy, NIO just can't stop

>> No.23267993

>>23267955
No

>> No.23267995

>>23267955
its up 5% as of this posting...

>> No.23267996

>>23267955
lmao

>> No.23267998

>>23267910
>>23267821
Eat my fucking dick. At first blush this seemed like a bad deal considering all MS pushed for last gen was switching to digital. I guess it makes a certain sense. But dont act like either of you are some prize intellect just because you saw another angle.

>> No.23267999

if you had to sell all your stock and put all your money into an index fund, what would you choose? I'm thinking VOO

I'm also thinking of going into mostly cash and then buying around/after the election

>> No.23268002

>>23267251
Big anton chigurh energy

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>>23268002

>> No.23268025
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>>23267948
You just got /'NUCHIN'd/

>> No.23268026

lost half my paycheck listening to you dumbasses

fuck this site im going back to wallstreetbets

peace out racist losers

>> No.23268034

>>23268026
bye nigger

>> No.23268043
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23268043

>>23268026
bye nigger

>> No.23268045

>>23268026
hahhahaha

AMC?

>> No.23268056

>>23268026
ty for your money loser

>> No.23268058
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23268058

Oh shit they're going to ban 3x ETFs. Hope you're at all time highs TQQQ bros

>> No.23268069

>>23268026
nice bait

>> No.23268075

>>23267877
im sure they will, but what does that mean for the market?

>> No.23268082

@23268026
don't let the door hit you

>> No.23268092

>>23268058
what
why

they dont want retards getting rich when they orchestrate another bull run?

>> No.23268095

Needed to do something else after open until now and this is what I come back to? After everything I’ve put into this and this is how the market treats me? All the hard work just to lose my gains. Pissed.

>> No.23268096

>>23268058
how do i read this without paying?

>> No.23268097

>>23268058
link?

>> No.23268101

>>23267198
oh no I lose $50!

>> No.23268107

>>23267999
VOO or VTI
I'm thinking of switching to VTI since Vanguard itself doesn't offer VOO in their employee 401ks intradesting

>> No.23268113

>>23267278
when biden wins and Trump contests the election

>> No.23268116

>>23268058
gotta keep em poor somehow am i right

>> No.23268119

>>23268075
it means we get volatility after the election because there is 0 chance a winner is declared and people already loaded up on shit they were betting on like 6 months ago planning on knowing the winner that day so it's just going to cause all kinds of kikery.

>> No.23268123

>>23268097
its paywalled
https://www.wsj.com/articles/sec-moves-to-curb-leveraged-etfs-1465205401
anyone got a way in?

>> No.23268132

>>23268058
>article from 2016
>already trolled 10+ people
8/10

>> No.23268133

>>23267864
>Talk to liberal family
>>What did you think of the court packing dodge?
>uhhhhhhhh what
>>Kamala seemed a little unrehearsed.
>uhhhhhhh
>>Mike really knows his shit, seeing as he's the head of the COVID task force.
>[drooling]
>>Fuck it, FLY SWATTER FLY SWATTER!
>Oh yeah anon you're so politically savvy!

>> No.23268141

>>23268119
Sounds like a chance to buy some far out short lotto tickets

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>>23268082
Holy fuck. I never thought I would see retardation like this here.

>> No.23268153

>>23268116
can't we just do LEAPs on QQQ anyways

>> No.23268156

>>23268132
kek

>> No.23268159

Don't buy gme cuz yall stupid.
Sell net when listen to yall.

Fuck
You

>> No.23268167

>>23268159
nigger shut the fuck up

>> No.23268180

>>23268159
NIGGER! GET YOUR BLACK ASS OUT OF HERE!

>> No.23268185
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>>23268146
>implying i would give that faggot one of these

>> No.23268189

>>23267084
Lol. Second lockdowns will happen. The economy will not recover.

>> No.23268191
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>> No.23268194

>>23268123
got you bro

https://github.com/iamadamdev/bypass-paywalls-chrome

>> No.23268203

>>23268123
>https://www.wsj.com/articles/sec-moves-to-curb-leveraged-etfs-1465205401
>4 year old article
Don't need to pay to read the date

>> No.23268204

>>23266871

Is it too late to buy CLF?

>> No.23268206

>>23268167
Where's the fucking Net drop!!

>> No.23268210

>>23267709
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.23268211

>>23268189
idk about other states but im pretty sure the governor of FL promised no more lockdowns.

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>>23268159
>yall

>> No.23268216

>>23268107
>I'm thinking of switching to VTI since Vanguard itself doesn't offer VOO in their employee 401ks intradesting
are you a vanguard employee, or what do you mean? it looks like their growth is exactly the same, but VTI has a lower dividend

>> No.23268217

>>23267999
I have money in VTI

>> No.23268219

>>23267075
Take a shower and stuff some whet wipes drenched in detol in your ass

>> No.23268220
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>>23268159
>>23268180

>> No.23268227

>>23268159
wrong, buy KTOV

>> No.23268230

>>23268204
Yes

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23268234

>>23268167
>>23268123
>>23268096
>>23268043
>>23268018
>>23267963
>>23267824
>>23267800
>>23267778
This is what autism looks like

>> No.23268240

>pulling out the pink wojaks when S&P is down .7%
so naive

>> No.23268244

>>23267038
>What are zero interest rates

>> No.23268246

>>23267864
I knew instantly that Karmala got BTFO when the media blasted about a god damn fly on Mike “IceCool” Pence all over the internet and social

>> No.23268247

>>23267709
I've been saying this for a few days now, GME is a tech company now.

>> No.23268250

The Assassination of my Portfolio by the Coward Tim Apple

>> No.23268254

>>23268113
So never then? Kek. Why are the same people who told me a sick old bitch who couldnt fill a high school gym is going to beat Trump, now telling me a sick old man who can't fill a high school gym is going to beat Trump.

>> No.23268257

>>23268189
>shorters are conspiring with federal government to impose second lockdown just to stop GME
I'm scared bros

>> No.23268263

>>23267038
>Dividends are bait.
Motherfucker, how else am I supposed to earn passive income (don't say renting out properties - half of all tenants are shitheads).

>> No.23268265

>>23268250
Snorted. Breddy gud anon.

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>>23268034
>>23268043
>>23268045
>>23268056
I'll be keeping those (You)'s, boys.

>>23268082
Even yours, tripfag tranny.

>> No.23268273

>>23267229
I bought AMD at 2€ and sold at like 40. Don't sell the winners for a shitty 10-20% "gain". Nio has a bright future.
This moon shows you that you can't time it perfectly. If you lock profits today expecting a drop and tomorrow and it moons again...

>> No.23268281

all eyes on tsla

>> No.23268291

is this the double top? are we all going to die?

>> No.23268294

That’s big dicked big brained anon was right about the market giving clues.

>> No.23268301

What's your stake in GME anons? Post it.

>> No.23268302

>>23267933
A healthy one

>> No.23268303

>>23267267
They are buying real stocks like NIO

>> No.23268310

So 25.90 something is new normal for NIO.

>imokwiththis.png

>> No.23268320

>>23268216
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/vanguard-employees-wont-have-sp-500-funds-in-the-401k-plan-2018-06-06

>> No.23268325

If you're going to buy a fake company you might as well buy the Chinese communist party's OFFICAL fake EV company

>> No.23268326

>>23268254
you underestimate how much more motivated people are to vote and see Trump leave the white house. Republicans are already preparing for his loss by placing legislation to allow them to put forth their own electors to bypass the will of the people

>> No.23268342

>>23268263
By owning growth stocks. Come on man don't be an idiot.

>> No.23268344

>>23268320
What about VUG? Has more tech exposure.

>> No.23268346
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23268346

>>23268257

When will GMEtards understand. It doesn't bug us. Sometimes you play a hand perfectly, and some retard who's never played poker before has a pair of 3s and get lucky. It doesn't bug us.

I'm not selling my GME puts, I don't care if they go to zero, because over the course of a year, investing intelligently and knowing the actual significance of how businesses work pays out in the long run more than retardedly throwing your net worth a cat meme.

And thats what you're fighting, in spite of all the retail boys trying to pump it because of swings and misinterpreting a press release, shorts know we have the best hand here. We aren't going to sell.

>> No.23268351

>>23267101
What is tomorrow?

>> No.23268352

Anyone buying $3 AMC puts?

>> No.23268358

>>23268326
>”you do realize”
Please go back holy fuck this hurts

>> No.23268361

>>23268301
only like 1741 shares because im a poorfag student... should have just gone all Jan/April calls instead of shares if im going to be this poor

>> No.23268362

>>23268344
VTI + VUG is a pretty patrician combo

>> No.23268363

>>23268326
How out of touch are you lol

>> No.23268370

Anyone else catching the WFC dip?

>> No.23268373

>>23268281
any reason at all they should be +3% when the rest of the market is bleeding?

>> No.23268374

>>23267659
Because they bought overpriced Tesla and missed on Nio lower prices. They don't realize that it still has a lot of room to grow so they think it's expensive. Then the big boys set the target price to 40$ and redditors get angry

>> No.23268375

New thread

>>23266871
>>23266871
>>23266871

>> No.23268376

>>23268342
he means passive cash income

>> No.23268377

>>23268346
>misinterpreting a press release
Digital.
Revenue.
Sharing.

>> No.23268380

>>23267560
Hee's green?

>> No.23268385

>>23268346
Master level bait, anon

>> No.23268391

NEW X_X

>>23268379


>>23268379


>>23268379


>>23268379


ME MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>23268379


>>23268379

>> No.23268399

>>23268344
chekd, I don't know seems like doing both is a good bet, plus it sounds like fugg kek
>>23268362

>> No.23268402

>>23268375
retard

>> No.23268403
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>>23268058
We'll all move to futures and options. No big loss. Also they aren't trying to outright ban them just make it a lot more difficult for people to buy in. Think the questionairres you have to fill out for options just applied to leveraged ETFs

>> No.23268411

>>23268375
Fuck off

>> No.23268420

It’s looking like stimulus to me anons. Good thing we are in the right ball field for inflation.

>> No.23268426
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23268426

Today's kinda blah.. Here I am with no spare green to bag stocks on the dip either.. Fucking hell. I don't get paid till tomorrow. The upshot is that well if things go in my favor I'll be finally getting that long sought pay bump and I'll be in a career field I like. Still a work in progress though. COVID and paperwork plus the long drawn out hiring process you know. The other upshot; I'll still be employed by the same employer so still get my same retirement benefits (age 50 and free baby!)

>> No.23268430

>>23268342
>growth stocks meme
Yikes.

>> No.23268433

>>23268403
you're an inspiration 1,000 SOXL anon

>> No.23268442

>>23268433
:3

>> No.23268450

>>23268211
I'm not talking of USA. I'm talking about the world in general. Economy is fucked. Europe and America will try to not lockdown but will be forced to. No vaccines nor medicine is enough for the second wave

>> No.23268457

>>23268189
Fuck off Joe go babble retarded shit on a beach somewhere. No more lockdowns.

>> No.23268459

>>23267999
TQQQ

UPRO if youre a pussy

>> No.23268502

>>23268363
>>23268358
so no arguments

>> No.23268549

>>23268457
20k cases in UK
12k on Spain
Whole Europe breaking ATH cases
USA faking the numbers so they are lower
No vaccines ready, even if one was approved today we wouldn't be able to vaccinate a high % of people
Yeah sure no more lockdowns LOL

>> No.23268630

>>23268203
Is there a way to do tqqq yourself?

>> No.23268652

>>23268375
Fuck off.

>> No.23268670

>>23268630
Futures market. You can do 2x, 3x, 4x, or more on the Nasdaq and rebalance whenever you feel like it. Works even better just a bit more effort

>> No.23268791

>>23268450
I think you mean:
>the governments arent going to miss a chance to forcefully vaccinate and pass whatever shit laws they feel like because muh virus.

>> No.23268845

>>23268791
>Forcefully vaccinate
What's the point? Injecting mind controlling nanobots? Vaccination for Corona is optional in all countries.

>> No.23268931

>>23268549
Either a Fed intern or a chink bot. Don’t argue with these “people”