/biz/ - Business & Finance

Yes, I mean, if you're not man enough to get a chick to do that for free, sure.

It's one of the best feelings in the world.

I have already planned my death. Once BTC hits $100,000 I will pay two chubby Asian girls to give ruin my orgasms for a week. Then on the final night, I will ingest three viagras, and have the chubbier girl ride my face. Then I'll take a popper, which when combined with viagra causes your heart to fail. I'll nut in one girls mouth, and suffocate under the other girls ass.

That's the best way to leave this planet.

>>23255367
First, you have to ask if it will spark joy

>>23255367
depends
on this case it doesn't pay off
she has tats = she probably fucks niggers
and if you're black, you don't want to fuck anything but a big black ass

>>23255386
Time=money so why not bypass the dating bullshit together?
Im licking pic related's feet tomorrow and cooming in her throat for $250

>>23255411
Lmfaoo

>>23255444
Pretty jelly ngl

>>23255444
Because you can get your face sat on and still be a man, not a pathetic loser simp

>>23255444
You find her on SA?

>>23255444
Based as fuck

>friend with female
>decent looking probably a 6
>has a fairly chubby plump butt (pic related)
>one night while drinking we get on the subject of butts
> not thinking I say I love plump butts on my face
>she laughs and goes i'll sit my butt on your face
>think she's joking but she goes no really its fine lay down
>lay down
>she undresses me completely
>strips all her clothes off
>sits on my face and than positions her legs around my arms so I cant move them hardly
>lifts my legs back and around so my ass i up in the air kinda
>cant get out of this position at all
>plops her ass down on my face and tells me start licking
>start licking
>occasionally lets go of one leg to play with my cock and balls a bit
>get hard AF from this
>lifts up only when im about to pass out and once I get a moment of air tells me get to licking and plops back down on my face
>keeps playing with my cock and balls more and more til im raging hard
>keeps making me lick her ass and slides her pussy around on my face also
>continues to do this for 45 mins
>end up so horny Im practically humping at the air kinda
>finally she gets off on my face
>lets my legs down
>plays with my dick a bit more til I cum
>stays sitting on my face for a few more minutes then gets off
>tells me not bad you'll def do that again sometime with me

>>23255705
pic related meaning it was an ass similar to this not it WAS this girl in the pic. sorry made that unclear

>>23255444
Checked for retard fetishist.

>>23255411
>>23255444

highly based

>>23255705
legitimately a cool story bro
what was the smell like

>>23255367
It is if you can record it or stream it on a website and get tips

>>23255705
But being friends with a roasty implies having to listen to them talk and having to pretend like you care. How many hours did you spend with this person?

>>23255367
sure, as long as you also mention that you want to fuck. if its just a straight face sitting session i wouldn't pay more than 60 bucks but most ask for the same amount for a fuck anyways juat foe facesitting (200-300$). might as well get your money's worth unless she's down to facesit for a super low amount, which i doubt.

>>23255705
Im hard

>>23255705

>>23255705
i have a facesitting fetish, but i entertain no fantasy that the smell of shit would actually be good right on my nose. wat do

>>23255842
if she’s wearing panties or leggings it’s actually rather pleasant

>>23255842
it smells great

y all a bunch of poo sniffers? JESUS warned about excessive but sniffing.

>>23255411
Based

>>23255842
as long as she has washed her ass and has a decent diet it smells pretty nice desu

>>23255919
>not letting the raw musky fullness saturate both nostrils at immediate proximity

Anon, I....

>>23255367
Depends.. where was she sitting , before your face?

>>23255916
Asians eat exclusively balut duck eggs and kimchi so fuck that

>>23255940
istg the natural scent in your face is the hottest fucking part

>>23255971
Rice braps are neutral

>>23255705
quarter chub

>>23255367
If you gain pleasure and relieve stress, then yes. For me, it's BoringDAO.

>>23255367
Yes. Especially if she has hpv hepatitis parasites herpes and syphilis