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>> No.23241451
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And just like that, GME will never go above $11.80 again.

>> No.23241465

QQQ bull trap?

>> No.23241474

stay poor forever

>> No.23241483
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imagine being invested in crypto in 2020

>> No.23241485

Gamestop? More like Gamemoon

>> No.23241489
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Plz mommy gib milkies

>> No.23241493

Virginal purchaser on wealthsimple here. I got a measly 20 $ what should be my first ever buy

>> No.23241494
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F to my horsebros

>> No.23241495

All in Calls on Nov 3rd.

If Biden wins, just become a neet. The government will take care of me.

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Can someone access this article for me? Need to know if VLCC rates are (ever?) going to recover. These bags are heavy, bros.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4377713-dividends-matter-tanker-trade-post-mortem-and-total-return-review

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>>23241451

>> No.23241527
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NET STOP RISING YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY THE FUCK DID I SELL

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>23240490
>>23240567
just note that it's giving you the mean and SD's over the data you give it. if you do say, the 1 D 1m it'll be different levels than say, the 5 D 1m or the 30 D 1m because it's a different data set. it will also change as new data is added and old data is removed.

this is generally why i don't like to start buying until at least 2 SD because it's liable to change as the day goes on. im just looking for a general area of price being really extended from the mean trading price, anyways. it's also key, imho, to scale in and out, so you lock in profits in the short term and have the option to average down just in case.

68% of the data should be within 1SD, 95% should be within 2SD, and 99.7% should be within 3SD. it generally shows that price is really far away from the mean of the data set you give it if it's past 2SD because that's where price has been in the data set only 5% of the time. obviously it's not going to get there as often as 1SD though. and obviously it's not going to get to 3SD as often as 2SD, so it depends how much risk you want to take on vs. how many trades you want to be able to take. you can also scan for this shit btw.

again i basically just took what this guy talked about and ran with it, you can check out some of his other vids too to see how he uses it if you're interested (he trades penny stock shit i trade FAGTMAANN and banks mostly): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNdpkHGhn_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al4WTRYFUU0

>> No.23241540

>>23241500
fucking retard

>> No.23241549
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>>23241494
FUCKING POST OFFICE GET OVER HERE!!!! WHY THE FUCK YOU RUNNING FOR!!!!! SET A DATE AND STICK BY IT MAIL NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23241554

bought a ton of F at 6.35, sold at 7.88 this morning
bought a ton of NET last month at $30, sold at $56 yesterday
AAPL soared yesterday
nickels and dimes to quarters baby.
>tfw still ngmi.

>> No.23241558

>>23241494
What's going on here?

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>>23241516

>> No.23241569
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May there always be work for your hands to do.
May your purse always hold a coin or two.
May the sun always shine on your windowpane.
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
May the hand of a friend always be near you.
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you

>> No.23241570

CNK
- How do you pick a stock? See if there is any "skin in the game"

It is not surprising that CINE.L and
AMC
are both lightly talking about pursuing bankruptcy; without realizing the gravity of their poor decisions to investors. The CEO, the board still get paid they have nothing to lose even in restructuring. - insider ownership on both companies is below $3,500,000 (which is nothing - it is a complete joke.

CNK
- the board, CEO, founder have over $100,000,000 in stock value... if they go bankrupt they all lose way more than any of their investors.

CNK was at 32 Dollars in January with dividends. It's teasing 7 now with plenty of cash to make it to next year for the Marvel movies. Name a better recovery play. Not saying buy now but keeping an eye out for the true bottom for this everyday is worth it.

>> No.23241576

>>23241527
>selling NET

I warned you retard yesterday. And you had weak hands, you smoothbrain fuck

>> No.23241585

AM is making my dick hard

>> No.23241586

TQQQ mooning why the fuuuuuuccckkkkk didn't I buy the dip

>> No.23241591

Feinstein asks opinion question
ACB gives non opinion answer while calling out political aspect of question
Feinstein, "OK, let me TRY something else."

Democrats will destroy this market.

>> No.23241610

>>23241527
wait, did you sell everything? why didn't you just sell half, anon? it's called hedging you fucking retard.

>> No.23241611

>>23241576
didn’t say I sold all shares, only half of what I had. Should’ve held, but whatever.

>> No.23241614

>>23241591
how is amy doing? i assume she's running circles around most of them

>> No.23241633

>U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi rejected President Donald Trump's latest offer on COVID-19 stimulus on Tuesday

>> No.23241634

>>23241570
Guess I'll buy this for my first purchase

>> No.23241635
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BANG
BANG
COOM
And just like that, GME is $1,500 a share. What would you do, /smg/?

>> No.23241643
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Die TQQQ, Die!

>> No.23241645
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I WANT MOMMY MILKERS

>> No.23241646

>>23241576
>>23241610
IDK I WANT GAINS

IT WILL COME DOWN THAT'S GUARANTEED, IF NOT TODAY THEN TOMORROW

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>>23241513
The reason I recall it, painfully, is because I sold APPL to buy Radio Shack (formerly RSHCQ, now DOA) then selling at the bargain price of $7.98 a share.
Yeah, I'm a fucking genius.

>> No.23241672
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Belle Delphine brings infinite wealth

>> No.23241676

>>23241591
Everything is political retard. Though Feinstein deserves to be dragged into the street. As does Amy.

>> No.23241686

>>23241494
imagine betting on being saved by the fucking US POST OFFICE. The post office literally may not be around in four years

>> No.23241694
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Invest in belle delphine now

>> No.23241698

"12 o'clock 1 o'clock 2 o'clock dump"

"3 o'clock 4 o'clock 5 o'clock dump"

"We're gunna dump, around, the clock tonight"

>> No.23241700

>>23241635
i only have 1700 shares and i'll forever be sore i didnt buy any calls since i could be a billionaire instead of millionaire

>> No.23241708

>>23241500
pls

>> No.23241710

>>23241686
It’s literally written in the constitution that it’s a necessity

>> No.23241715

pls no bully, but it is a brainlet friendly way to make $ to simply buy calls/puts of whatever has really high volume, hope it keeps moving the way you want and sell for a profit same day?

>> No.23241717
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Belle delphine is the future of the economy

>> No.23241719
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>>23241698

" DUUUUUUUUUMP AROOOOOOOOUND TTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEE CLLLOOOOOOOCK TOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIGGGGGGGHTTTT!!!!!!"

>> No.23241721

>>23241672
can't believe she does masturbation porn now

so gross, she was cuter when she was softcore teasing bitch

>> No.23241732

who here /thinking of quitting stocks/?

>> No.23241736

>>23241614
>i assume she's running circles around most of them

She's shutting them down. It's brilliant.

>> No.23241740

>>23241646
I bought. It should dump soon.

>> No.23241743

>>23241721
She does? Where is that being posted so I know not to go there

>> No.23241744

>>23241672
>>23241694
>buying a depreciating asset.

No thanks

>> No.23241748
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>>23241672
>>23241694
Fuck off only fags simp for that flat chest, no ass, hairy back fucking orangutan

>> No.23241752
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>crsr
FEELS LIKE WE BACK BROS

>> No.23241754
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With belle delphine you to can become a millionaire

>> No.23241755
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>>23241719
why are you samefagging

>> No.23241757

buy CRSR

>> No.23241762

>>23241635
My portfolio would then be mid 7 digits

>> No.23241765

>>23241672
>>23241694
>>23241748

Nice raid plebbit

>> No.23241768

>>23241732
Absolutely the fuck not get this beta faggot shit out of my face stonks all fucking day everyday stonks and cocaine

>> No.23241769

IM SORRY HORSE BUT I HAVE TO PUT YOU DOWN

>> No.23241770

>>23241743
she has an onlyfans now

seems like every girl has that now

>> No.23241772

>AFI
I fucking sold too early again

>> No.23241778

>>23241721
she needs to get pumped and dumped in porn until she ends up as a meth addicted crack whore

>> No.23241786

>>23241743
i just checked the empornium siterip of her onlyfans and its all censored still.

>> No.23241789

>>23241755
im not obviously i just made that, I forgot to attach the image, no one has a gamestop at todays pepe rockabilly ready to go

>> No.23241795

>>23241769
are we fully selling? i have long dated calls i'm holding on to but my EOM expiry calls i think i have to sell now :(

>> No.23241802
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Economists predict that in 2021 belle delphine will be the biggest conglomerate in the world

>> No.23241806

Why are deep ITM LEAPs on cloudflare so cheap?

>> No.23241807
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>>23241576
>Bought at $35
>Sold at $55
idgaf senpai I got my easy money and walked away

I'll keep my eye out for the next dip fo sho tho

>> No.23241811
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>simping for women who don't show holes
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?

>> No.23241812

WTF WAS THAT

>> No.23241833

>>23241754
Someone post the photos of her hairy ass sasquatch back

>> No.23241835

>>23241802
>Bell Daphne is a gamer
This is bullish for GME

>> No.23241836

>>23241635
Probably get shitfaced and regret it the next morning but fuck it at least I COOM'd

>> No.23241837

lmfao look at the fucking DOW

>> No.23241840

>>23241786
>empornium

how do I use this for further research purposes (To find dumb skanks I know who have one)

>> No.23241848

AN ANAL CYST JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.23241852

>>23241570
Good info, thanks anon.
I will look into this.

>> No.23241855
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>>23241765
>nice raid plebbit
There’s billions of hours of free porn and niggers simp for a tease you absolute sucker

>> No.23241858
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With the new 10000000 trillion belle delphine stimulus check Americans now can afford healthcare

>> No.23241863

>>23241757
>shilling overpriced keyboard stock

>> No.23241868

>>23241840
youd probably have to make a request for an obscure girls onlyfans and hope someone buys it and catalogues it for you.

>> No.23241876

>>23241795
I cant answer that for you fren, I bought puts when the press release came out about no deal earlier, it might go back up but theres not going to be any major catalyst like the contract until after elections I dont think

>> No.23241878

>>23241863
stay poor faggot

>> No.23241880

get the fuck in aapl and amzn

>> No.23241885

>>23241858
>Americans now can afford healthcare

haha good joke bud

>> No.23241891

>>23241786
there's probably a /gif/ BD thread with the masturbation porn, didn't look like deepface either

>> No.23241896

I'm kind of glad I got out of WKHS when I did. But there is still potential for them to get the contract, right?

>>23241840
Invite only.

>> No.23241900

>>23241858
Nice rapemeat.

>> No.23241901

>>23241880
i want to kms for not buying amzn the day it was under 3k a couple weeks ago

>> No.23241903

Am I the only faggot on the planet that doesn't find Bell Whatever-the-fuck to even really be all that attractive?

>> No.23241907

>>23241806
what strike+expiry?

>> No.23241922

>>23241863
This should be a strong pc upgrade cycle with the new consoles, new cpus and gpus, no? Cases, ram, keyboards...

>> No.23241923
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What the fuck is this meme stock and why the fuck did I not average down when it was $32

>> No.23241927

>put 10 stocks on my watchlist this morning
>all of them go the way I expected
>the one stock I get in at open shakes me out just before continuing the correct way
>none of the others would have shaken me out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HATE THIS AAAAAAA I COULD BE UP SO MUCH FOR THE DAY

>> No.23241929

>>23241903
>raises hand

>> No.23241932

>>23241903
Shes not attractive shes just rapeable

>> No.23241934

>>23241903
she's meh, not great but not bad either

>> No.23241943

>>23241903
youre old anon or you have low self esteem. shes retarded and a complete whore so not atractive but she is objectively good looking

>> No.23241955

>>23241903
her busted feet and hands ruin her

>> No.23241971

>>23241903
It not that she amazing hot
It that she was pioneer in cam whore era
She most "professional" there sheen to her cam whoring that no one woman has reproduced

>> No.23241972

>>23241903
No. She's not cute and acting like a vapid whore is disgusting.

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>>23241858
>>23241802
>>23241754
>>23241885


Discord awaits commie shills

>> No.23241987

>>23241927
Why don’t you grow some nuts and drop those paper hands. I baghold until I make a profit. You only lose when you sell

>> No.23241993

>>23241570
>>23241634
>>23241852
Stay the fuck out of SMG indian shit scammer.

>> No.23241994

>>23241943
I am old and do have low self esteem but I just don't get why that particular e-whore is the e-whore that made it so huge.
Like I'm a fucking disgusting unironic incel in his 30s with a skinnyfat body but I still feel less pathetic than the people that give her money for nothing.

>> No.23241999

>>23241922
Why would you expect an upgrade cycle?

>> No.23242000

Belle delphine is not attractive. Take off the makeup wigs fake eyelashes and poses shes an acne ridden busted out whore. I would rape her tho

>> No.23242021

>>23242000
>Take off the makeup wigs fake eyelashes and poses

So women?

>> No.23242028
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ORTEX DATA FOR YESTERDAY
no one was covering

wonder what kinda news would actually make this spike harder than the MSFT news

>> No.23242031
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THIS IS THE TOP LIQUIDATE BOYS

>> No.23242035

>>23241971
>most "professional"
See this is why i think I can sucessfully manage 10-15 onlyfans whores and keep them from being dumb lazy cunts (their default state) so they dont burn out and lose their fanbase too quickly.

I hate when i see a girl who could clearly be a famous pornstar but shes just so dumb and unmotivated to make it happen

>> No.23242036

People who fetishize rape are sexually broken. There's nothing fun or exciting about a sexual act where one party is completely unwilling and unreciprocating.

I'd cum inside Belle, yes. I'd never do something a woman actively wanted me to not do.

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Everything is red, what should I buy

>> No.23242040

>>23241993
Shut up anon, every now and then smg gives out good tips. I'm still all in GME but it is something to look into. I didn't even say buy.
Pajeets are focused on shilling scamcoins over multi-million dollar movie theaters.

>> No.23242048

>>23241994
You’re really trying to rationalize why men throw money at an e-slut that pretends to like the things they like? The best thing you can do for yourself is not to care or even rationalize. It’s like fretting over fags buttfucking each other in some sordid club in Brooklyn.>>23241994

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>>23242036
>t.

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>>23241483
There's only two I take seriously, and both involve staking and an actual mainnet.

Speaking of crytpo, This being a part of PLTR gives me those RSR vibes, pic related

>> No.23242062

>>23242038
buying NEE on red days always works out for me

>> No.23242065
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>>23242036
>I'd never do something a woman actively wanted me to not do.

>> No.23242070

>>23241994
oh yeah paying those thots is beyond low. I think she got super popular because she did the all the meme shit and marketed towards video game and nerd culture

>> No.23242081

>>23241710
>It’s literally written in the constitution that it’s a necessity
Dude, get off F*cebook, it's destroying your mind.
>The Congress shall have power
>To establish Post Offices and post Roads;
Power and obligation are not the same thing.

>> No.23242089

>>23242060
Thiel being involved*

>> No.23242093

>>23242048
Yea, you right. Nice to see that most of the thread shares my confusion though.

>> No.23242106

>>23242038
>red

You think we’re gonna break ath when the market pumped for no reason and is now dropping for no reason?

>> No.23242110

>>23242028
Its a meme, but if they announced that they're making a cryptocurrency that can be used for instore purchases, big coom. However, this is completely unlikely.

>> No.23242123
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explain why you're not long term on NET right now.

>> No.23242125

>>23242040
Look at their broken sentence structure. The way they literally copy paste their post without fixing the errors. I can smell a shit scammer a mile away, don't be a fucking idiot, newfag.

>> No.23242142

>>23242035
Honestly being Only Fans Manager seems like great idea
Many women need it
they have great bodies and personalities but no clue how self promote or create content in rational manner O_O

>> No.23242147

>>23241635
buy a 100-200k house
I'd have almost half a mil in shares alone, not to mention my calls

>> No.23242153

>>23242125
be needful

>> No.23242157

>>23242142

Hi, chris

>> No.23242163

>>23242123
How much higher can it possibly go?

>> No.23242167

>>23242123
I bout before earnings at $40 and sold the dip

>> No.23242169

Bros i started doing gomad and my hearts fluttering and im having severe arm pain and massive farts. I have high cholesterol but some anons told me cholesterol isnt actually real so i tried gomad but im kinda worried im fucking myself up? Any science anons here?

>> No.23242173

>>23242157
um O_O

>> No.23242193

>>23241633
DIE QQQ

>> No.23242201

>>23242169
Did you make sure you weren't fat to begin with

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>>23242169
>gomad

I think you meant to say, goomahed...

>> No.23242211

>start with £200 and make £17 in a week
>Think I know the game and deposit £1000
>Lose £50 in the first hour
The teacher has become the student

>> No.23242215
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I SOLD AFI WAY TOO FUCKING EARLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23242222

WKHS boys you were talking a lot the past week. Youre awfully silent now. Come share the big news with your smg friends!

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>>23242169
A gallon of milk is 2800 calories per day, and is designed for High School Football players who are skinny and need bulk to play football, also because they are going through puberty, they need more calories than a fully grown adult. Are you a fully grown adult? Why are you doing GOMAD? Get Arnold's Encyclopedia of Bodybuilding and follow his diet instructions and beginner program instead. Starting Strength will make you really bottom heavy

>> No.23242232

MVIS chads, did you HODL like I told you too?

Feels pretty comfy today, innit?

>> No.23242237

>>23242201
Yea no im 170 5’9 rugby built chad. Low bodyfat. Im worried im going to have a heart attack

>> No.23242244

>>23242169
Drink some water and take deep breaths. Your heart is fluttering because it’s double-beating to catch up with your oxygen deficiency due to your low blood sugar and thick blood.

I know because the same thing happens to me. Also, why the fuck don’t you take statins (like me)? They’re dirt cheap even without health insurance and basically guarantee you’ll never have to worry about high cholesterol

>> No.23242248

>>23242211
That's extremely common anon, at least you didn't lose it all or 50% of it like some does

>> No.23242250

>>23242223
>Starting Strength will make you really bottom heavy
THICC BOIS

>> No.23242253

>>23242237
Best to also consult an actual doctor too. don't die there are gainz to be made

>> No.23242258

>>23242028
Literally any news
could be an RC update
could be some sort of agreement with Nintendo or Sony
could be a new console preorder event
could be the sale of game informer or their euro division
could be a complete and utter fucking suprise

I think the magnitude of the spike has more to do with the short's position than the content of the news itself. And their position keeps getting worse

>> No.23242262

>>23242169
Idk about heart and arm problem but GOMAD will make you a disgusting fatass with fucked up hormones and inflammation. Get off that shit unless you want to look gross

>> No.23242266

>>23242110
>However, this is completely unlikely.
still salty for missing out?

we just got a big coom last week because they were updating their point of sales with microsoft 365. Just those news pumped it up +40% and short interest didnt even decrease

>> No.23242271
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23242271

As mysteriously as they appeared...Horse and GME fags are gone

>> No.23242278

>buy a good call/put and make some decent profit
>immediately lose said profit on a shitty call/put
>repeat
How do I break the cycle

>> No.23242279

>>23242110
> cryptocurrency that can be used for instore purchases
A cryptocurrency *dividend* would absolutely NUKE the shorts - that's what overstock did.
Of course this will likely never happen

>> No.23242292
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>>23242028
>wonder what kinda news would actually make this spike harder than the MSFT news
Literally anything.
We were talking about GME getting a cut of digital sales in August when it became clear that the new consoles were epic AMD boxes that would have to be sold at a loss. Retailers don't sell things at a loss, they were obviously going to get subscription revenue.
The pump happened because MSFT gave a five year vote of confidence. It was the weakest possible catalyst.
Pic related. I'm excited for selling off the European segment to some bright eyed entrepreneur who thinks he can rescue it.

>> No.23242303

>>23242271
I'm still here, GME is green :)

>> No.23242307
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>Im proud to announce the new and improved health kit updates allow users to integrate their vitals signs with the new and improved gamestop app. never stop COOMING

>> No.23242309

>>23242271
Just waiting. It cant spike 40% everyday...

>> No.23242311

>>23242271
Horsefag here, fuck you I bought puts

>> No.23242312
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23242312

hi

>> No.23242316
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>>23242057
ONE DORRAH FOR DISHONARBU MEME

>> No.23242326

>>23242266
Missing out on what? I've been all in GME since before earnings. Calm down schizo

>> No.23242330

>>23242244
Wtf are statins

>> No.23242335

>>23242271
what's the point of being jealous of lucky retards who made so much money from both moon missions?

>> No.23242348

Will WKHS keep falling?

>> No.23242350

>>23242169
You’re a fucking idiot for believing such nonsense. Natural selection at its finest

>> No.23242351
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where and when should i put 6k for long term gains?

>> No.23242360
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>>23242316
>t.

>> No.23242366

>>23242351
XOM

>> No.23242369
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23242369

Fuck, I knew I should have sold WKHS when it went over $30 again on this Roth thing. I figured there was no way USPS wouldn't move the date back, but I got too spooked to sell.


>>23241896
Yeah there's no material change. It ran up to $30 really fast because Roth counted the calendar days and said "well the USPS SAID it would have a decision by the 13th", and people FOMO'd in. There was also a short-and-distort scheme right before that that tricked a bunch of people into shorting the stock, who then had to cover as it spiked.

I really don't mind that much because I don't want to pay short-term capital gains on my giant WKHS windfall. The slower and steadier this thing rises, the better. Some of my shares are from August 2019, but the vast majority are from March 2020 when I absolutely loaded up at $1.50.

>> No.23242388

>>23242223
Real men consider the M in GOMAD to mean mayonnaise.

>> No.23242390

I sold the top of the RCL shitcoin :^D
Debating whether to reinvest in cruise lines or just assume that industry is complete toast.

>> No.23242402
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>>23242307

>> No.23242412

>>23242351
NIO

>> No.23242414
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>>23242360
O N E D O R R A H

>> No.23242423

>>23242035
>i think I can successfully manage
It's a decent business strategy anon, but you'd better heed this warning from a professional who's been working this industry longer than you. Every analyst worth his salt has studied Mr. Kane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U08QSMr9FAI

>> No.23242428
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>>23242388
I prefer DEAD (Dozen Eggs a Day)

>> No.23242438

>>23242402
good he doesnt even want to fuck bitches he just wants to make more money because hes a beta. do you think a cohen will lose money??

>> No.23242445

Can somebody redpill me on PINS?
Somebody mentioned it yesterday, and apparently Motley Fool has been shilling it for a while too.

>> No.23242467

>>23242271
GMEChad here. Up 100+%.

>> No.23242495

Markets looking beary good... great

>> No.23242497
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23242497

Me at all the haters calling me fat

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Last chance to rake in pussies

>> No.23242499
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>>23241341

>> No.23242500

>>23242278
Stop being a gambling options degenerate. Just fucking buy stock you nigger, you may be forced to baghold but you will never outright lose money unless you BUY HIGH SELL LOW LMAO like a retard.
>But muh leverage
Leverage is worthless if you can't leverage good decisions consistently.

>> No.23242501

so whats apple gonna do today?
bomb it or blast their stock into moon territory

>> No.23242502

>WKHS recovering off $23

LOWER damn it. Someone kick this shit further down. I wanted to buy more <$22.

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>>23242502
don't hurt horse she cute and dong her best

>> No.23242538

>>23242497

C U @ 1:30

>> No.23242561

>>23242125
I was called a pajeet for shilling GME at $7

>> No.23242566

GET FUCKED QQQ

>> No.23242570

Biggest gains or losses you guys ever realized? I'm looking at taking a 50% loss on a stock that shit the bed days after I bought it and has no future. I need inspiration.

>> No.23242573

>>23242538
What

>> No.23242579
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>>23242561

>> No.23242588

>>23242278
I dont know bro im in the same boat

>> No.23242591

>>23242390
Not toast, just keeps getting pushed forward, especially in the US. Cruises will start to resume soon in Europe. I'll keep buying the dips and selling the tops until everything is concrete.

>> No.23242595

can you help me with a bump at least? >>23241463

>> No.23242597

>>23242573
GME pumps in the AM, crabs till 1;30 to 2, dumps after.

>> No.23242599

>>23242570
>biggest loss
100% on various options
>biggest gain
522% on SAVA

>> No.23242612

iphones leaked, look little meh, shit is dumping hard

>> No.23242615
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Fucking christ, the indices is just stuck in a range... TRUMP TWEET OR SOMETHING

>> No.23242621
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23242621

slow and steady

>> No.23242633
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QQQ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23242639
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23242639

>bought AMC long call on a whim earlier
>they almost immediately announce that their almost bankrupt
I give up bros

>> No.23242649

>Biden announces plans for affirmative action in the stock market.

>> No.23242651

>>23242597
who gives a fuck if it drops 1% point (if that) on a no news day
trades matter in payoff space not forecasting space

>> No.23242653

Anyone got any DD for XERS, two anons shilled it yesterday because George soros bought like 5% of the shares

>> No.23242654

>>23242612
gonna have to dump a lot harder than 1% wipe out my gains yesterday

>> No.23242656

>>23242649
post it or go away

>> No.23242661

Nasdied

>> No.23242665

>>23242639
Why would u buy them but not GME?

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>>23242651
>-1%

Oh anon, you really have no idea what cuuuuuuuuming do you

>> No.23242687

>>23242665
Already made my money on GME yesterday

>> No.23242692

>>23242498
explain

>> No.23242701

>>23242653
i remember that, didn't really look promising so I didn't buy, so naturally it went up today.

>> No.23242705
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I SHIT MY PANTS

>> No.23242707

>>23242649
>affirmative action in the stock market
Yes, a big black juicy booty negress for every shareholder. Bravo Biden! I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOM

>> No.23242706
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>They didn't buy LOOP at the bottom to dab on Hindenburgfaggots

>> No.23242714

Sell-the-news aapl dump is gonna dump all tech stocks today.

>> No.23242715

>>23242351
dht

>> No.23242721

>>23242639
you are beyond retarded

do you guys literally just buy shit blindly? everyone who bought GME a month ago bought in because it's a value pick that also has short squeeze potential (as already proven last week)

>> No.23242723
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>>23242570
I'm down 32% on TRQ and still bagholding after my young dumb days (read: 3 months ago) as a newbie trader just buying a handful of miners.

Fortunately I knew I was entering the investing world as a retard and only dropped $10 on any given stock I was interested in while I got my feet wet, so I paid about $3 bucks for an eternal reminder to not fucking invest if you don't do your DD. Every time I catch myself FOMOing, I just look at this big red motherfucker to remind myself of the price you can pay for jumping in without looking.

>> No.23242727

>>23242687
Anon you’re retarded

>> No.23242729
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>>23242673
crab in the $11-$12 range then next leg up with a peak of $18 then crab ~$15 (assuming no squeeze occurs)
news item will probably be within the next 2 weeks

Screencap this post

>> No.23242736

>>23242615
>>23242633
Everybody waiting for AAPL event dump and pump.
Why the fuck are you trading indexes without knowing the underlying?
https://www.etf.com/QQQ
>QQQ Top 10 Holdings [View All]
>Apple Inc. 13.17%
>Amazon.com, Inc. 10.84%
>Microsoft Corporation 10.75%
>Facebook, Inc. Class A 4.19%
>Alphabet Inc. Class A 3.43%
>Tesla Inc 3.40%
>Alphabet Inc. Class C 3.33%
>NVIDIA Corporation 2.85%
>Adobe Inc. 2.02%
>Netflix, Inc. 2.00%

>> No.23242743
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23242743

>still on amd
Tod, wo ist dein Sieg? Tod, wo ist dein Stachel?

>> No.23242745 [DELETED] 

anons i feel like a crackhead for holding leveraged etfs

>> No.23242754
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23242754

This beats the market

>> No.23242755

>>23242706
the fuck is LOOP? sounds simultaneously retarded and fun

>> No.23242759

>>23242714
except net that shit seems to be bullet proof right now

>> No.23242769

>>23242723
>T. soon to be NAK bagholders

>> No.23242774
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JNJBROS NO

>> No.23242778

Buy TQQQ at 150

>> No.23242787

>>23241576
Can you imagine I almost doubled my investment because someone told me one month ago NET is a good buy here?

>> No.23242797

>>23242621
Ah yes, the chad staircase

>> No.23242809
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Tfw no frens

>> No.23242815

Whats going on with OBLG??? PnD or what

>> No.23242820

>>23242570
loss: 50% on KTOV kek
gain: probably wkhs around 60%

>> No.23242821

>>23241768
I want to snort your asshole.

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>>23242774
>fuck around with people's RNA
>mysterious illness occurs
>why don't people want to get vaccinated???

>> No.23242831

>>23242769
>Oh nooooo they'll dump if the USACE doesn't permit them this Fall, whatever will we doooo while NAK resubmits and eventually gets throouuuughh
Stay poor.

>> No.23242834

>>23242639
No fucking way AMC just goes away. Someone will buy them. Movies will come back. No fucking way Hollywood lets a multibillion dollar industry just die.

T. amc Bag holder ;_;

>> No.23242837

Boiz If you don't jump on RCL and CCL for the long con you'd be crazy. (Free NEET Bux)

>> No.23242844

>>23242809
I am ur fren

>> No.23242847

>>23242809
I know that feel fren. How the fuck are you suppose to make frens as an adult

>> No.23242850

>>23242729

$11 is the new floor

>> No.23242861

tired of the orange faggot making the stocks go down with fucking tweets dumb

>> No.23242869

>>23242729
You are most likely correct although it might happen sooner

>> No.23242878

>>23242736
Except AAPL will go up.

>> No.23242885
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>>23242809
We're gonna make it in the end.

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>>23242778
>>23242745
TQQQ is the best long term hold.

Prove me wrong you cucks.

>> No.23242903

>>23242847
I dont think u are fren. Thats a part of being a big boy. Real men dont have frens.

>> No.23242908

>>23242639
Don't tell me you bought it cause of that retard that saw AMC on the threshold security list and thought line go up...
>>23242687
Sounds like cope

>> No.23242907

>could have bought CMPS earlier when anon mentioned it
>but didn't believe
>instead always buy the stocks that go down
AHHHHHH

>> No.23242923

>>23242834
How is a movie theater a viable business anymore? It's just like cruises, anon. Superfluous businesses that no one needs and we honestly might not see come back for a long time.

>> No.23242927

>>23242847
Work for me. Class if I took it and there was actual on-campus classes. From there you could possibly meet friends of friends and so on.

>> No.23242929

>>23242809
You have your GME frens

>> No.23242931

>>23242847
You force your entry into fren to make a fren.

>> No.23242935

ABEO bag holders. I think we're gonna be ok. I really starting think it actually may be a decent little hold. May even scoop up a few more shares.

>> No.23242936

>>23242736
First of all you black asshole, I'm trading YM. Secondly, I'm listening to relaxing japanese songs without knowing japanese.. and thirdly, I'm trading price action and since it's YM all I needed was roughly a 0.15% drop from today's low to get filled which I hoped would happen before the event because YM is usually weaker than NQ or ES

>> No.23242945

>>23242847
you have to take literally all the initiative

>> No.23242948
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coomcat on normie twitter?
where does the pic come from?
dumping stock right fucking now unless i get some answers.

>> No.23242953

>>23242878
historically it dips after presentation but goes up later

>> No.23242962

>>23242948
DUMP IT

>> No.23242965

>>23242778
Thats what people said since it was below $50 and every day I regret not buying in. Still not gonna buy tho

>> No.23242969

>>23242953
We live in 2020 now.

>> No.23242972

I am literally cursed. Trading CFD, if I sell the price trends up, if I buy the price trends down. Every single time. I'm only playing with chump change but it's infuriating.

>> No.23242980

I'm new: Why is tech such a bubble compared to everything else? I feel like this can't be too good long term, especially for tech-heavy leveraged ETFs.

>> No.23242983

>>23242945
It sucks not having a brother. Why would you as parents have a son and daughter like how fucking selfish. They will not get along and like eachother that just doesnt work. Why do white ppl refuse to have more kids FUCK

>> No.23242987

>>23242755
Loop Capital confirmed with a 1% shareholder (the seekingalpha dude) that the revenue sharing deal applies to all Xbox X's, not just ones sold through Gamestop

i was already suspicious that the news on Thursday was purposely worded really misleadingly (headliners on the Microsoft 365 shit). Starting to look like MSFT wants to stay under the radar for as long as possible so SNE doesn't get any ideas. Looks like the gamestop "reset" is changing every gamestop store to have more exposure for Microsoft, also apparently a PC section being included

man, idiot employees can't keep their mouth shut about a "reset" online, literally buy the rumour sell the news material at least 2 days before Gamestop released the news officially Seems like they're changing their approach on gutted games too from their discussion, but I don't really understand their discussion about 1.0 vs 1.5 stores and something about T50

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>>23242850
If you trust TA, current support is at around 11.50ish

>> No.23242995

What the fuck? Why has the S&P settled out and found support? It was supposed to keep going down. I blame niggers, jews, democrats, never trumper republicans, the rest of the republicans, basically anybody who isn't me.

>> No.23242996

>>23242351
see all those replies. ignore every advice on here. Just find some etfs and stocks you believe in and be careful with shit like pnds like what everyone was trying to do with GME.

>> No.23243005

>>23242983
Only child here: do brothers jerk off about the beauty of their sisters?

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>>23242965
Die in poverty, cuck.

>> No.23243031

>>23242729
>news item will probably be within the next 2 weeks
yo i started lurking reddit because of gamestop employees just discussing whatever the news seems to be
>https://www.reddit.com/r/GameStop/comments/ja138r/so_about_this_new_reset/

can someone make sense of what they're talking about??
They started talking about since a week ago long before the MSFT announcement
>https://www.reddit.com/r/GameStop/comments/j5xww8/so_that_reset/

>> No.23243036

>>23243005
I literally dont ever think about my sister. Shes just there. We dont talk, we dont interact. It fucking sucks. Same with all women though ive never enjoyed their company

>> No.23243041

>>23243005
No, at least for me. My sister legit does small-time modelling gigs too, and my friends all give me shit about her attractiveness. But it's psychologically impossible for me to find her attractive. She was too much of a fucking cunt our entire childhood together, always a selfish, entitled brat.

If your sister is a nice person things might be different. But mine is an entitled cunt.

>> No.23243054

>>23242987
whats LOOP have to do with vidya? All I see is some false plastics recycling results scandal.

>> No.23243067

>>23242948
When I searched last time, I saw it on some Russian sites

>> No.23243069

HOW LONG DO I HOLD MY APPLE PUT
i'm up $215

>> No.23243070

>>23243041
pics

>> No.23243071

>>23242980
probably cause tech always relies on new adventures to motivate their investors

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>>23242351
TQQQ.

>> No.23243083

>>23242935
im dumb enough to buy some too, wanted cheap pharma...

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>>23243069
next time consider that before opening the trade...

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23243088

>tfw still 100% in cash waiting for a crash
>tfw seeing all these broken clocks predicting a massive crash around election time
It's not happening, is it, bros?

>> No.23243091

>>23243067
Bullish

>> No.23243094

>>23243012
Do soxl

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Praise the Nasdaq, selflessly making money for untold multitudes that would otherwise have to invest in boomer shit

>> No.23243125

>>23243070
No faggot

>> No.23243127

>>23243069
It instantly dumped $1 during their last event when they said he event was about iPads, so idk. Should have thought of that before you bought that retard

>> No.23243141

>>23243083
Honestly it's at like a five year low. Has been on a steady rebound. I'm thinking we just got ahead of ourselves with that lil pump last week. Seems like a good slow rebound now.

>> No.23243168

>>23243036
>>23243041

So it is just like having a female roommate except you don't have blue balls. Huh.

>> No.23243169

Is AAPL going up or down after this announcement?

>> No.23243170

legit question anons. is DCA part of my wagecheck into QLD every week, while playing theta gang to collect premiums a ggood safe strategy to outperfform the market?

>> No.23243182

>>23243169
No

>> No.23243184
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>>23243094
WHAT PART OF BEST LONG TERM HOLD
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

>> No.23243211

>>23242778
Fine then I will and dca if it dips

>> No.23243227

>>23243169
I'm very much hoping up...pls

>> No.23243248

Is HYLN dead?

>> No.23243254

>>23243031
Sounds like they are changing focus and moving from a game store to a computer and electronics store with a focus on gaming.

>> No.23243262

>>23241430
New bread when? I got something juicy and I dont want it lost in the shuffle.

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>>23243184
That sweet $0.10 divvy. Yup you gotta work for those divvys, they don't make them like they used to.
*sips*

>> No.23243273

15 min
https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/

>> No.23243283

>>23243273
is it gonna dump

>> No.23243290

Yea fuck my ass daddy

>> No.23243292

>>23243273
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.23243302

Can everything fucking dump already? Can someone tell Trump to tweet or something.

>> No.23243311

NEW @_@

>>23243301

>> No.23243320

>>23243054
https://www.loopcapital.com/
Not the hindenburg research target ou doofus

>> No.23243338

NEW !

>>23243301


>>23243301


>>23243301


>>23243301


>>23243262
this better be good O_O

>>23243301


>>23243301

>> No.23243340

>>23243248
Place buy orders all over 19-21

>> No.23243358

>>23243273
>Introducing the new iReperations feature on our new series of phones
>Every call you make sends $1 to a random black person in your neighborhood
>Oh, and no 5g this cycle

>> No.23243394

>>23242996
>GME a p'n'd
You people never learn and yet you dole out advice
Pathetic.

>> No.23243484
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>>23241500

>> No.23243617

>>23242809
I find raking leaves relaxing. I don’t have a yard so I rake the patch of grass in front of my apartment building.

>> No.23243683

>>23243012
>>23243077
>>23243184
what site is this?

>> No.23243972

>>23242834
I could actually see Netflix buying them.
I know the CEO said previously that they are not interested in opening up movie theaters, but if they can buy them for cheap and get the rights to all of AMC's TV shows (including the rights to Mad Men and Breaking Bad) on top of that...
I don't think it's that crazy.

>> No.23244101

>>23243088
Nah, trump will win