/biz/ - Business & Finance

Oh man i cant wait for whats coooming

First for poundin in a porta potty

>>23237478
First for

Pamp eet!

>>23237495
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hmmmmmmrrrphhhhH!!!!!

>>23237458
Oshkosh and Ford are together on that bid. My hopes are high but Ford has been getting too many government contracts to lose this one

I sold my calls yesterday to go all in puts on QQQ

Am I fucked?

Reminder white girls peak between 13 and 17. Anything beyond that and theyre garbage

Bank chads... we’re gonna make it

Rate my portfolio, frens

Gentlemen! What kind of day are they cooking for us, I wonder..

>>23237513
All girls peak between 13 and 17.

>>23237520
1/10 Should be 100% GME

>>23237534
Not true. Some persian girls are suitable for breeding up until 21

WKHS

1 - Charles Schwab is invested
2- ark is heavily invested
3 - analysts say we are getting the contract
4- wkhs is hiring 200 production people & engineers
5- partnership with Hitachi to ramp up production
6- 200m for ramping up production
7-politicians saying we are close to getting the contract
8- Romeo saying the usps is electrifying the majority of their 200,000 fleet
- wkhs is the only electric
vehicle manufacturer left
9-Romeo ramping up production of their “Omega” battery which just so happens to go into the wkhs vehicle
10- suck it bears

>>23237524
Government
>we need to listen to the WHO
WHO
>stop doing lockdowns
Government
>we’re extending lockdowns indefinitely

>>23237534
>hey there cutie~

>>23237506
WKHS is the only electric vehicle left. >>23237565
Beautiful

>>23237565
Would WKHS be already aware of who won the contract then? The USPS announcement is just for the public?

>>23237572
>a good portion of the people in this thread will think those women are attractive

>>23237524
Our 300 pound, 80 year old, asthmatic President was down for one day from Covid, but it WILL kill you and your children because it is extremely deadly!

> Not sure if I should buy more Zoom or just throw my paychecks into the ARKs and let them manage it at this point, can Zoom really double again in another lockdown?

Is it too late to short oil?

Banks had great earnings. Why is the market down? All because of the vaccine pause?

>>23237594
Possibly. NDAs keep everyone silent until USPS makes their move

>>23237513
this is true. here is age 14 billie. she sings better too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viimfQi_pUw&feature=youtu.be&t=37

How the FUCK has OSTK gained 3200% from its march lows?
>>23237565
If dubs, WKHS is red today. I am sorry bro. THE POWER OF DUBS COMPELS ME

>>23237507
jpm just reported a considerable earnings beat and lower provisions, so yeah, odds are against you

shill me the next amazon, lads

>>23237565
If you're so confident that WKHS won the contract, you'd go back to sleep and wake up a millionaire. Workhorse isn't winning the contract and your penny stock that you paid $30 for is going to $5 this week.

>>23237627
no one can stop the horse, fool

>>23237640
JD.com
Xiaomi is the new Apple

>>23237640
There are whispers of a new Amazon of Gaming around /smg/. Keep your ear to the ground and you might find out

>>23237649

>>23237565
>only ev manufacturer left
why rivian is not competing? i guess they already have a huge order to fill for amzn, but still, they have a suitable product.

>>23237595
>mostly the niggers

>>23237627
>How the FUCK has OSTK gained 3200% from its march lows?
the CEO actively screwed over short sellers after momentum shifted with a single good quarterly

this is what Im waiting for on G*ME by Q3 or Q4

>>23237513
Imagine sitting on this soft and jiggly belly while fucking those milkers.

I got 4k and I'm tired of being poor. What do I buy?

>>23237513
Is that Scarlett Jo Hansen? Yikes

>>23237649
Post your puts fuzzy panda faggot

>>23237594
They are probably hiring because even if they lose the contract they still have a product to produce/company to grow. It's not like if they lose the contract, they shutdown and go home.

>>23237660
Sure it is. Sorry you lost on GNUS and WKHS in the same week

>>23237681
a nice rope

>>23237681
WKHS

We need all the meme magic we can get

will HYLN ever stop dumping?

>>23237671
>YWN rub your cock over every inch of Billie Eilish's soft, pudgy body

Who here TSMC ?
Also gotta keep my eyes peeled for horse news

>>23237681
You're not going to stop being poor with 4k worth of investments dude, especially if you're new. Enjoy your tuition fee.

>>23237640
It's Se

Should i buy workhorse pre market? Or has the news already been sold?

Anyone see those giant wicks on TQQQ a few minutes ago? was that stop losses getting eaten? only see it on schwab not tradingview

>>23237478
First time poster, what stocks should I buy if I'm a huge faggot?

>>23237688
Produce for whom? Grow with what as fertilizer?
I'm long on them, but it seems that if they don't get the contract, they're pretty much screwed

Should one consider buying HYLN? I can't find any financial info about them on seeking alpha

>>23237734
im TSM but i dont own TSM right now
i'll buy back in later without regard for timing

>>23237735
Crypto, all in.
The only way out.

I want to buy because it seems like the crash everyone keeps saying is gonna happen isn't gonna happen but I'm scared. Wat do

>>23237753
>I'm long
>Doesn't know about everything else the company is doing
You're going to sell and miss the ride.

>>23237745
it hasn't even begun

do you think Paradox Interactive AB (Crusader Kings, Hoi, Europa Universalis) is worth at 66 p/e ?

Been having so much fun with CKIII

Don’t worry bro’s, I’ll be here posting when my 20 AAPL shares plunge after the iPhone event today and my 50 WKHS doesn’t get the contract

>>23237750
DPHC
Its got diamonds.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Good morning frens. buy the LMT dip

>>23237742
>no vaccine
>bill gates btfo

I heard GME is the next blockbuster is this true lmao holders are idiots lmao how do you short this pos

>>23237793
Never buy on feelings.
Unless it's GME

>>23237793
>Been having so much fun with CKIII

CK3 is out? The joys of adulting, miss releases.

>>23237825
They closing stores bad sign it’s going bankrupt I read

When is it time for oil to shine?

>>23237504
>>23237495
>>23237539

>tfw yall niggas bout to homeless gamers and shieeeet

>"The Alternative Uptick Rule
The 2010 alternative uptick rule (Rule 201) allows investors to exit long positions before short selling occurs. The rule is triggered when a stock price falls at least 10% in one day. At that point, short selling is permitted if the price is above the current best bid. This aims to preserve investor confidence and promote market stability during periods of stress and volatility."

This is no longer in effect today, get ready for the ride down to Zero.

anyone for WIMI?

>>23237786

>GME up pre-market

>>23237534
That's not true
My wife wasn't hot until she got her pregnancy tits in her mid 20s

Who's holding AAPL through the presentation?

>>23237868
Source?

people have finally realized that the nasdaq is the future
2% gains every day for the rest of time
155x returns every single year just holding qqq

>>23237793
just buy cd projekt, p/e ~122 but has bullish chart and good past and future

>>23237859
lOOK at this dudeeeee

>>23237877
Trust me bro
I put that baby there

>>23237786
have patience

Can GME please pump just one more time? It’s all that I ask

Convince me not to all in TMF.

>>23237868
If you're going to make such an outlandish claim, you'll have to back it up with nudes.

>>23237793
>another stock I missed out on
fuck and I don't even want to buy anything in this bloated monster of a market

>>23237803
Following

>>23237842
>"adulting"
>"a-d-u-l-t-i-n-g"
>ADULTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

>>23237868
Need to verify. Will invest if legit

>>23237803
im thinking of selling 15 minutes before the event ends

>>23237825
>>23237849
Just so you know, this board has IDs so if you want to samefag effectively you need to reset your router or do something else to change your IPs.

>>23237869
Got aapl calls. We gonna make it bruh. Trump saved everyone.

>>23237869
Me fool. Full confidence it will be one of the must haves of the season, along with PlayStation. And with covid, any anon can order an iPhone online (no brick n mortar necessary)

>>23237893
as soon as there's another random good news story it will

>>23237753
when the results of the contract will be public?

I had a dream the markets dipped 6% today.

>>23237922
>along with PlayStation
Xbox is eating their lunch.

>>23237917
No shit Sherlock I was adding to my comment not same fagging lmao GME shills so dumb I’m defo going to short this

Something’s dumping but I can’t fucking tell what until 9am fuck off

>>23237842
its really good
can't imagine how nice it will end up after they start shitting one DLC after another
>>23237828
is why i ask
>>23237884
i dont believe in their new game

fngu is your fren

>>23237615
>banks had great earnings
How? Unless they count the money given to them by the Fed as profit? They weren't lending last I checked.

>>23237963
cruises are taking a huge dump, rcl is down 6.5%

i bet again america.

Rate my portfolio anons, am I gonna make it?

>>23237917

What all of our newfrens from plebbit need to rmbr is that the IDs change each thread.

I have been called out for "only x posts by this ID, who could be behind this" several times by discord trannys and WSBfugees who fail to understand this.

>>23237976
Based

>>23237793
stop fucking using p/e ratio alone as some indicator to buy or sell
i cant believe some of you are still this retarded

look at the growth and decide

>>23237997
yes, anyone that wakes up before 6am to post on 4channel is going to make it

Bank chads...
What the FUCK was that?

>>23237868
That's your fault - you should have impregnated her in her teens. Glad you got there eventually, though.

Are we buying AMC calls bros?

>>23237997
I fucking know it in my heart that PLTR is gonna coast along $9 for like a month, then one day I’ll wake up and it’s at $20

>>23237997
>Rate my portfolio anons

>RobinHood

GOD CAN IT JUST OPEN ALREADY

>>23237884
They're bigger than all other Polish companies, not sustainable.
Also, CP2070 is gonna bomb, sadly. They sold the news (GTA style) and people are going to be way disappointed.

>>23237242
Yes i also sold the top yesterday and now it hasn’t moved much

But what if NET moons AGAIN today? That would make me want to KMS

Oh wait NET is actually down now

BASED ME

>NVDA ATH premarket

>>23237893

>>23238004
every now and then seeing an OP get called 1pbtd on /b/ or /pol/ is pretty funny

>>23237869
>>23237918
>>23237922
The apple phone already leaked. Lidar and telephoto lens.

>>23238048
Your face seems tired, fren.

>he missed out on BLK earnings

>>23238032
PLTR isn't a brand and never will be. Its not going to meme pump the way an electric car company will be on the back of retail cucks who get hard for trees or watching videos about penguin populations returning.

If you want sustained insanity, you must invest in companies that appeal to insane plebbit city basedboy retail investors like peloton, tesla, NFLX etc.

Doordash will likely be the biggest IPO in terms of profit u can make in spite of garbage replicable biz model, it appeals to city fags.

>>23238065
its sad really. I'm sure it will be a decent game, but absolutely nothing could live up to the hype. So it's going to treated like a failure.

>>23238133
>Your face seems tired, fren.

What is the next pnd after NET?
Jk but i need another mooning NOW!
Not GME, broke ass niggas

So why is BLNK cratering and why is SBE not?

>>23237868
Any woman who keeps her pregnancy tits is a fat girl.

>>23238012
you are right, I wanted to buy Paradox before CK3 came out, but didn't because it was too "expensive", lel...

but seriously, here they are closing schools because of corona and all I hear kids talking about is vidya

i also feel Paradox's games are execellent for people who have to simulate studying, while their parents are also stuck at home

>>23238172
when is release date again?
stock will probably pump right before that

When based Maria gives you that look.

>>23237918
>>23237922
>>23238131
Will are going to make it frens. I'm in @114.5

>>23238198
>sour grapes

So as a high school teacher, I'm getting paid roughly $40/hour to sit in front of a Google Meet and occasionally ctrl-v the phrase "Thanks for joining us! Today's lesson is posted on the class page, go ahead and get started. I'm here if you have any questions!" into the chat when I see a new name appear.

Am I gmi?

>>23238211
November 19

>>23238228
I consider teachers to be gaming the system, so I guess? Teaching seems kind of shitty though.

>>23238211
November 19th

>>23238228
Where are you getting paid $40/hr as a high school teahcer? Does that include benefits?

>>23238228
are you in california? teachers make less than walmart managers in this state

Guys they're fucking cooking these books. There is no way the banking cartels are actually making money during these trying times.

>>23238271
Yeah, that's pretty high salary for a teacher.

Most barely get paid half that.

>>23238228

Teaching can be a good or bad job depending on how willing you are to admit that nothing you really do is going to make a difference.

You're not getting chad or stacy into yale, and the nerdy autistic kid is still going to get bullied as soon as the bell ring and everyone is out of your site. If you're happy to just put your feet up and move through the motions, good gig.

>>23238292
And the market is still down despite good bank earnings.

NASDUMP INCOMING

>>23238317
TQQQ JUST CRASHED ITS OVER BULL BROS

>>23238286
Managers of walmarts make 3 figures

>>23237478
sqqq

GME has held green all premarket.
Couldn't do that yesterday. Atleast that seems promising.

>>23238248
It's definitely stressful in an off-axis kind of way. So for a lot of people it's worse than usual office jobs, but for some people it's better. If you're just a neurotic person in general, it'll wreck you, but if you don't take it very seriously it can be a pretty chill job.

I might make it afterall
This thing is about to violently moon get in quickly

Rlftf, try to catch it before the next pop

9 times survival rate increase in very severe covid cases

>>23238271
probably canadian or something where teachers have unions and shit where they get really comfy jobs

>>23238317
what the FUCK
cpus are in everything, if we don't gain 2% a day its fucking rigged
i want my 155x per year

>>23238228
You should automate that message.

>>23238330
thats how much teachers make here in louisiana

>>23238315
>market down
Nasdaq up 2.5% premarket
Spy up 1.6%
Boomer jones up .8%

>>23238317
>NASDUMP INCOMING

>be me
>have 6k+ in cash after selling RKT covered call.

Please dump. Give me new cheapies.

HINDENBURG JUST DROPPED

OUR MEME STOCK IS NOW -30% PREMARKET SELL SELL SELL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUU

>>23238342
GME scam going to $9 today the Microsoft news means nothing

Xom and BP calls today. Number go up?

What am I going in on today, boys?

>>23238379
look again bro. it's fucking starting. Trump is going to cancel the stimulants again.

>>23238342

You're still holding the GME bag? The volume has been 54k, its literally trading 30 shares a minute for the last 30 mins. Its nothing.

Sell at open. Take profit.

>>23238379

WHY IS THIS NOT SHOWING UP AT THE TOP OF THE CATALOG WHAT THE FUCK NIGGERS I HAD TO SEARCH IVE NEVER SEARCHED BEFORE FUCK OP HES A FAGGOT

Wouldn’t people want to buy GME dip?

cruises and airlines will have a good day, just a gully

I don't know what to do, and I don't have anymore day trades

>>23238271
>>23238286
People's Republic of Maryland. Seniority plus over-educated, and yes that's before deductions for state pension and whatnot.

>>23238427
I can’t take profit cause I’m down 70% on fucking calls

>>23238434
Without a doubt

>>23238435
Do any airline or cruiseline bagholders even understand what the appeal of those were back in February? I mean, different from other sectors and other "covid stocks"?
The Hint: They did something better for investors than dividends.

>-0.3% sp500 futures


Yeah. I think we're gonna be green EOD

>>23238434
no, dont let their fake confidence fool you. they want a bump to $20 so they can get out and never look back

>>23238428
>>23238425
What the fuck are you people looking at? CNBC says everything up premarket. Unless you retards are talking about futures which, as everyone knows, mean absolutely nothing

FUCK YOU GAMESTOP PIECE OF SHIT

If you had to pick between AAPL and WKHS, which one would you buy calls on today?

>>23237478
tqqq

>>23238495
BIG

>hindenburg shitposting nonstop about some meme company i haven’t even heard of
Fuck off retards!

>>23238478
So do I....

>>23238434
i stopped buying the dips once it's above double-digits
made my bet and i'll keep my cost basis single-digits

>>23238218
Holy shit she looks like a used up crack whore like that other blonde chick.

>>23237825
>>23237849
Holy kek glow harder you absolute fucking retard

>>23238501
that thing barely moves

>>23237478
can't access warosu.org
not sure if its down or not
anybody has the same issue ?
is there a special way to access it ?

>>23238492
five cents lol
anyone spoonfeed me the site where we can check shorts for GME?

Guys...

>>23237513
What the hell. Didn’t knew she looks that gross. Something about the thiccness of her upper body and how skinny her legs look is off putting

>Net

Thank the Lord my puts are saved. I needed a win bros. Dump that shit to 51.

>>23238495
AAPL

>>23238492
I told smg a million times not to buy
Get fucked shitter

>>23238514
I’ve been in since 4$... I fucked up by buying higher calls last week with profit after selling

The absolute state of shorters for GME

GME going to $9 guys sell hurry Microsoft news means literally nothing

>NET dumping
Fuck save me bros

>>23238228
Only if you’re playing 8 blackS on a white blonde orgy on another screen and “accidentally“ play it into the public chat.

>>23238399
Hindenfags should be executed.

>>23238534
Basado
I sold the top. I literally timed the market.
51 is your target? Maybe i buy back around that

Now where the fuck are the Cohen pajeets who said the Hindenburg release was about GME?
It was about Loop lel
G E T
F U C K E D

>>23238543
Lol I will look like a legend when this fall’s below $9 watch and learn

>>23238547
>GME going to $9

Said that the other day. Gotta fill that gap.

>>23238532
Why are you queers posting about this fat goblin? Is she Warren Buffet's grand daughter or something?

>>23238489
the numbers you quoted are from yesterday. then you go on to say pre-market prices mean something, and futures dont? they trade in lock step. jesus you're stupid.

>>23238553
NOBODY COULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS!
WHY IS NOT GOING UP 20% AGAIN IDK MAN

Watching GME crash

>robinhood 3 day-trade limit
What kind of bullshit is this? Since when does rh care about me losing money?

>>23238576
Silence wench

>>23238128
How is this funny when it indicates that a bogus thread was created to slide the board? It means the OP posted the thread along with its demoralizing message and left to post on other threads. 1pbtd means a thread is not genuine, especially if it has 200+ posts with the OP only authoring the original post.

>>23238553
Fuck you. You had like a 22% day yesterday. Take profits and buy back in eod ass. Boom we both make money

>>23238587
federal law. need 25k

>>23238587
RH has no say in it. It is literally Federal law from the SEC.

>>23238587
Nah Elizabeth Warren made that rule to keep goys poor

>>23238576
See, everyone's bearish on GME!

>>23238587
Jews are just looking out for you, goy.

>>23238587
There's legal reasons. If you day-trade more than 3 times a week, you get flagged as a day trader automatically. Which would mean you're required to have $20K in that account at all times.

>>23238542
that FOMO mistake is what im avoiding
would be terrible to average up on the top and turning a winning trade into a losing one

>>23238584
still five cents lol

>>23238617
It’s 25k

>>23238608
And good reason Microsoft literally allowing GME to use Microsoft teams lmaoooooo

>>23238617
>>23238587
Or $25K or whatever. Look it up yourself in your spare time.

>>23238228
Honestly you poor fuckers deserve some time NEETing it up after years and years of having to effectively babysit people's children

REMEMBER how volatile the first couple of hours are, don't do anything you paper hand holding fuck

>>23238617
>attention whore tries to show how smart he is and answer a question that's already been answered
>gets it wrong anyway

>>23238399
>Hidenburg was something called LOOP
I told you fags only the most delusionally self-absorbed shorts could imagine that that report would be about GME.

>>23238363
Well shit, not traded on robinhood.
Does anything have majority holdings of Rlftf?

AAPL is gonna dump the market, isnt' it?

Did you buy the LMT dip PM?

-$1.27 to +$1.08

Will go to 400+

>>23238592
yea but there are people that will 1pdtb an OP when the thread is only two or three posts long
if the thread is long and old and they still haven't posted shit then yes you're right it's probably a slide/shill

>>23238653
First few hours are real coomer hours

>>23237478
SOMEONE PLEASE PUMP MY ONTX BAGS

>>23238653
Always buy eod sell at open.

Is U a good buy? This would be my first stock purchase ever. About to drop 600$. Any other suggestions for short term?

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-blackrock-results/blackrock-results-beat-estimates-on-strong-inflows-assets-top-7-8-trillion-idUSKBN26Y1D1


Where my BLK chads @?

>>23238608
>>23238628
>>23238584
>>23238576
>>23238590

OFFICIAL GME CRASH CELEBRATION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxcNh6xo32w

If you watch volume activity and the premarket it looks like people are bearish in TQQQ and the MM algos keep saving it from dumping. I watched several times yesterday when it started teetering on an obvious downturn and the volume instantly doubled to give flip the candle green. Starting to look like a bull trap, but I dont know when it ends.

>>23238675
Yes

>>23238371
If you take the current growth of computer chips and graph it out, in 200 years the entire planet's mass will be 100% computer chips, or something like that.

Why is the market blood red futures? I don't get it. Yesterday it was all about bank earnings. Now they are great and the market is down. Mark is down! Fuck.

>>23238547
You’re replying to yourself anon
Please go

>>23238721
>he doesn't know about sell the news

>>23238695
>stuck above 11 now
>crash
I'm still coomin'

>>23238712
>Computronium

>>23238685
Fucking ABEO was up 5% pre market earlier. Now down 2%. I'm never getting these bags unloaded

DXY pumping we finna boutta get dabbed on

spy gonna open green, buy dips in high beta dumps aka ships n planes

>>23237721
the second YOU sell and only then.

>>23238712
i think i did that once in stellaris

>>23238179
SBE was the play from the start and a Chad stock

>>23238622
That’s me and I’m so pissed off. I have a little time but this fucking sucks. I’m down like 8k desu

>>23238750
I'm never touching bio again

>>23238778
you must be new here

So is Pinterest a sleeping giant or what?
https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/10/12/why-pinterest-stock-was-climbing-today/

>WKHS dumping bigly

>WKHS losing me money for 8th time

will we ever hear news of this contract

DXY is killing my gold bros

>>23238790
it looks like a pnd

>>23238689
Ktov

>>23238789
pump my bags

>>23238755
>spy gonna open green
Ever heard of futures?

>need NET to stay down at open to profit off my puts

Come on babyyyyyyyyy

>>23238797
b-beartrap im sure, r-right?

>>23237884
>cd projekt
If they flop, they will bring the whole Polish stock market down.
Which would be hilarious.

>>23237478
Great buying opportunity for SLV Calls!!
If you snag even a weekly SLV Call right at open you are almost guaranteed 50% return - silver will bounce back above $25 by the end of the week

I am buying 10 contracts of $23 10/16 SLV calls on open

>>23238803
I've got kinda fucked by WKHS a couple times but this time I sold the top and I'm planning on getting back in because I'm a sucker for the horsey

>>23238821
this post reeks of poo

>pltr anons report in

>>23238818
it's not a matter of if's, they will flop

>>23238814
Honestly think it will crab down all day

>>23238797
Ah shit. I mean, it doesnt really matter until contract news. But it makes me real nervous.

>>23238814
Fuck off I have 60k in net

>>23238821
I get Bogged every time I fuck with SLV, nice try Grisha.

nasdaq 12k october 2020
nasdaq 1.8m october 2021
nasdaq 279m october 2022

sustainable 2% daily growth

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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FUCK THE WHAT THAT WAS

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>>23237478
>DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

WHO IS READY TO MAKE SOME FUCKING MOOOOONNNEEEEEY?!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I don’t think I’ll ever get WKHS ever again

>>23238833
Lol okay - your loss
Silver is currently at it's bounce point - get in now or miss the bounce

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??

>>23238840
They won't do shit. All depends on their release this month and subsequent releases for consoles in 21

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WUDDA FUG WA DAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23238834
FUCK

>>23238856
>>23238857
>>23238858
>>23238860
>>23238862
>>23238863
>>23238864
>>23238865
>>23238871
Your mum's face when I put it in, that's what it was.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23238821
Bought 10 $23 10/16 contracts at 0.27 - ez $$$!!

>>23238888
Checked

There goes the opening AAPL sell off.

What the fuck was what?

RKT LOOKING LIKE A ROCKET

GME already dropping like a rock
>GME already dropping like a rock
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GME already dropping like a rock
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>GME already dropping like a rock
GME already dropping like a rock
>GME already dropping like a rock
GME already dropping like a rock
>GME already dropping like a rock

WHAT

every single one of you: based.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

feelin' comfy, see ya after work boys, time for me to wage

Stock markets a little crazy on the opening innit

NEW!!! @_@

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fugg me accidentally namefagd op sorry ;_;

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WHAAT THE FUUCK

Anyone have any insight into aapl earnings next week?

WKHS bros...

>>23238916
>You're selling?
>We're over here COOMin' every single day, and you're selling?

Bros.. RYCEY is gonna bounce back eventually right? No way it just tanks forever... Right?

Market is weird open.

So now that WKHS is on life support, does anyone have confirmation that the contract announcement is actually today?

>>23238995
No. Nobody does.

Thread name didn’t age well

I'M COOOOOMING

Is robinhood bugged? My options are not changing price

>>23238995
https://www.streetinsider.com/dr/news.php?id=17461792 announcement is delayed apparently XDDDDD

WKHS contract decision delayed

>>23239079
Low volume or robinhood being slow and buggy. I usually just use an option calculator to get a range where it should be and make decisions based on that, because the value in the app is based on averaging bid and ask prices, which can lead to ridiculous spread numbers.

>>23239079
Well it fixed now. Although i think it was displaying my future account holdings

>>23239158
Robinhood was the culprit. Thanks for the response anyways bro

>>23239139
Hopefully until I get paid thursday

These 7.5/10 Palantir calls are so comfy bros.

>>23239236
Delayed until "sometime in 2020"

>>23239279
Hey I get paid sometime in 2020!
I like those odds.

>>23238916
It literally always does this pattern
POOMP at open, then doomp with a bottom at 10 am

>>23237997
this is the 4chan meme portfolio, you will make it, needs more Palantir though

SSSS bros

Bald asshole screwing up the space market.