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How the fuck does Chainlink even work?

Explain it to me like I'm 10

>> No.23235892

>>23235863
Jason needs his home work answers!
but Tim can't guarantee its 100% correct.
Chainlink is like google it compares every result and question from the answers and gives the correct answer to Tim. Jason can now confidently copy Tim's homework and get 100%.

>> No.23235894

>>23235863
no

>> No.23235974

>>23235892

Ok
Explain it like I'm 8

>> No.23236064

>>23235974
The kids next door have two water pistols but want a soccer ball. You have two soccer balls and want a water pistol.
Chainlink is the hole in the fence.

>> No.23236085

>>23235974
No.

>> No.23236098

>>23236064
kek

>> No.23236755
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pee pee poo poo

>> No.23236793

>>23236064
>>23235892
kek make this copy pasta

>> No.23236798

>>23235863
It doesn't

>> No.23236820
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23236820

basically it is trying to create a social network for gay russophiles to "LINK" with local gay russians to have their assholes filled thus creating a "CHAIN". it delivers the payload in a secure, end to end manner.

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>>23236064

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>>23236064

>> No.23236860

>>23235863
it solves every problem with Technology!

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NUMBER GO UP, THEREFORE YOU SHOULD SELL

>> No.23237137

>how does chainlink work
it doesn't, mate. No crypto "works" they just exist and we buy and sell them

>> No.23237162

Chainlink goes to etherscan and invoke other contract public method to get data , chainlink really is garbage desu but if ppl pour money why not

>> No.23237205

It's literally just a middleman. that's it. >>23236820
in a sort of humourous sense it is also basically this, but replace local gay russians with local gay contracts that claim to have some reputation at stake that basically process payment for data to be injected on-chain. it's basically fucking retarded and really not that complex.

>> No.23237773

>>23235863
get 17 buggy nodes to read data from 5 API providers and take the median

>> No.23237810

google "json parser"

>> No.23237834

>>23236064
I actually understand now

>> No.23237909

We needs oracles

imagine u gonna fuk som ho and she lik u payin up front and u dont wanna

so u set up a smart contract, she gets the money when your nut hits her skin nom sayin?

But how the smart contract know wats good?

Oracles

>> No.23237929

>>23236064
however the hole is currently not big enough to allow easy transactions to pass through, they are building a second layer to the fence to fix this
or maybe just a new fence
and also how do you make sure the first kid to receive the water gun won't just decide to keep the two soccer balls for himself once he has it? Or is given a malfunctioning watergun?
This is why the hole is guarded by the dads of the kids, who have promised to pay the other party a lot of money if anything goes wrong

>> No.23237942

>>23237773
50*

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>>23237929
but even the dads might cheat each other you say!
Exactly, this is why the dads are chained to the fence and these chains are what the chainlink token is

>> No.23238243

>>23235892
This is fucking funny

>> No.23239341

>>23235863
Look up "API Gateway". More popular examples are Kong and Envoy... Amazons equivalent of Chainlink is AWS API Gateway