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I literally have no fucking money. About to be homeless in one or two months.

>> No.23235219

Get money?

>> No.23235238

>>23235207
What do you make, and what are your expenses?

>> No.23235252

sir, use coinbase earn to get $40-50
if you use this code you don't have to be on a waiting list
https://coinbase.com/

earn/
eos/
invite/
z8nxcfmt
all in one line though, once you did that invest in ogn which will x3 in a couple of weeks, then in link which will x5-x10 next month

>> No.23235284

>>23235252
>Pajeets trying to steal from the homeless
Typical

>> No.23235381

>>23235207
Sell all your worldly posessions now and use the cash to open a leveraged long on LINK right fucking now. You'll make it in a month and will be living in a mansion instead of being a homeless fuck

>> No.23235388

>>23235284
i'm not stealing you retard, i'm in a similar situation to him, but with this referal he gets to earn that coinbase money now and i get $10 lol

>> No.23235464

>>23235381
I don't know anything about the LINK meme. I know nothing about finance.

How the fuck do I do that? What is a leveraged long?

>> No.23235500

>>23235207

money isnt real

>> No.23235507

>>23235207
Any friend willing to put you up for awhile while you figure out how to get your life together?

>> No.23235524

>>23235464
so what you have to do is to register with kyc on coinbase which is just one of the largest crypto exchanges of the world, once you do use referal to earn that cash just watching a some videos and answering questions.
A long is when you borrow money from an exchange to buy a specific coin hoping that it will go up in price so that you can sell it at higher price and then pay back the loan and profit but i wouldn't advice somebody who is this new to do it

>> No.23235539

>>23235388
>>23235252
>sir, use coinbase earn to get $40-50

Requires phone number, no money couldn't pay my phone bil, its a no-go.

>> No.23235558

>>23235507
no friends, no family

>> No.23235572

>>23235539
you don't have a phone number?

>> No.23235587

>>23235539
anyway i think you can register even without a second factor authentication

>> No.23235708

>>23235572
not anymore
>>23235587
nope, coinbase is cucking me with the phone requirement

>> No.23235719

>>23235539
>>23235587
no i was actually wrong, but you can get a phone number for free with Google Voice and get sms verification with it

>> No.23235742

>>23235524
coinbase earn is a scam and doesnt work

>> No.23235754

>>23235719
Google voice requires a phone number too thanks though

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>>23235558
If you have no friends and no family you deserve to die like a dog.

>> No.23235782

>>23235768
you're a real bitch you know that

>> No.23235784

>>23235768
wow thanks bro

>> No.23235795

>>23235207
Just admit you’re gay and will start living your dreams as a giant multi holed vagina.

>> No.23235797

Its over, I think I am just going to hitchhike around the country or live in the woods for awhile

>> No.23235821

>>23235797
Be sure to tattoo your name on your body so they can identify you later.

>> No.23235843

>>23235821
Go to hell richfag, I hope you enjoyed making fun of us poorfags

>> No.23235845

>>23235821
Nonironically this
>>23235797
terrible fucking idea, just wage slave for 70 years lmao

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23235851

>>23235782
>>23235784

It's the truth. Humans are social animals, if you have no friends or family and no wealth you are fucked.

Hopefully OP can get a job and build a rudimentary social circle. If not he gets what he deserves.

>> No.23235858

>>23235207
Search crypto moonshots on reddit for airdrops also there is sites that tell you about airdrops most require telegram or discord you could then use that to leverage but I’ll advice you that iv never done it but I might

>> No.23235880

>>23235851
Fuck you, its the truth if you are a retarded nigger or a cucked faggot
kill yourself so you can at least be some use as fertilizer

>> No.23235897

>>23235207
Also a lot of them if you help shill and show it or just learn and answer questions For new people in the chat they might make you an admin and pay you in said coins just get close to the devs not duck sucking but try to get close

>> No.23235910

>>23235880
Ever heard of future potential or are you to much of an ape to envision a bigger picture

>> No.23235911

>>23235797
I really hope you're larping

>> No.23235938

>>23235207
Also look into mushroom growing ;)
It’s cheap and quick

>> No.23235941

>>23235910
>t. faggot
enlighten me on your "bigger picture" and how this relates to having friends or family

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23235954

>>23235207
Better start borrowing credit, then take on two slave jobs to pay me back the fucking interest.

You poor fags are pathetic.

>> No.23235965

>>23235754
try using receive sms online it's free and doesn't require a real phone number or registration
once you use it set up coinbase to not ask for second factor authentication for a month so that you don't have issues with it

>> No.23235969

>ctrl-f
>kneepads
None of you are going to make it.

>> No.23235972

>>23235539
If you had the money, you probs would invest in his scam.

Exactly why you are poor.

>> No.23236052

>>23235972
i'm not asking him to invest in anything, he can just get his free $40, though i don't even know if he has a bank account to transfer the to considering that he said that he doesn't even have a phone number

>> No.23236197

>>23235911
I wish I was larping
>>23235938
Will look into
>>23235965
will try

>> No.23236222

>>23235972
coinbase has some questions you can answer to get some free coins. you've been scammed too many times anon. now everything is a scam. do you scream SCAMMING PAJEET when your mom knocks on your door with tendies? absolutely traumatised

>> No.23236237

>>23235941
It’s all circumstantial but again you may or may not be an ape so idk

>> No.23236242

>>23236197
where do you live OP?

>> No.23236262

>>23236242
usa

>> No.23236299

>>23236237
So since its circumstantial there really is no correlation so you really have no idea what you're talking about

>> No.23236426

>>23236262
what about neetbux/welfare/food stamps or other gibsmedats?

>> No.23236513

>>23236426
I'm a shade too light and a pinch too sane to get on it unfortunately. I do go get some gibs from the food shelf however. Food is not really a problem its rent

>> No.23236665

>>23236513
If you live in a big city or at least a touristic place you could work at a hostel, they usually grant you a bed.
You'll have to put up with dirty vegan roasties, dude weed eurocucks and based aussie alkies all the time though