/biz/ - Business & Finance

I am at +3% ytd, ask me anything

>>23231706
GME 1k eow

>90 years old

So what's gonna happen when he does? Is the whole market gonna shit itself or just the stocks he owns?

WKHS 1k eod

Looking like tomorrow is a slight pull back. Might try and go for more buying in. Kinda sucks I won't be able to just spend all day watching the market and playing FF9 though for max gains

>>23231706

GME 5$ eow

>>23231733
3% of what, 100 dollars? 100000 dollars?

>>23231749
based GMEchad

>>23231767
He's the guy that's been bankrolling BLM he's a piece of shit and I cannot wait for him to die

>>23231767
Buy the BRK.A dip

>>23231733
Is this what boomers get excited over?

yolo <3

>>23231767
Airlines will probably sky rocket just to spit on his grave desu

>>23231822
I’m a boomer investor and I’m up 47% ytd, haven’t sold a stock in over a year

>>23231706
>AMC
>M
>C

>>23231805
I think you mean george soros

>>23231797
40k
>>23231822
I had and still have 80k in cash because of fear after March 23rd of dead cat bounce

>>23231795

Get fucked

>>23231767
What is even though point of having a net worth of 80 billion? You can't take that money to the afterlife, do something fucking productive with it. Imagine how many NEETs you could provide money to for life.

>>23231870
you can buy a new body and pay to have your consciousness transferred to it, elites have been doing this forever

>>23231870
we are cursed with never finding satisfaction
i think you'd find the same if you had 80 billion

>>23231863
>sold the bottom
>been in cash ever since
>probably going to FOMO the top
I will never understand pessimists. I honestly have respect for bears who put their money where their mouth is, but you faggots who just sit on cash and cry that the market is going up need to kill yourself
>>23231870
>give me free shit

what are the qualification to become a magnate and a tycoon and a mogul

elon said remove that magnate shit off his page

I can't keep them back much longer
I'm so sorry

>>23231842
his portfolio will probably get inherited by his family and they'll squander it all in the next market crash after he dies.

>>23231706
Is the death of john McCain's mother causing these bloody futures?

>>23231913
His portfolio is literally just BRKA stock.

>>23231885
You'd have money to spare
>>23231902
I don't want his money, but he has a net worth of 80 billion and is 90 years old. Do something productive with it before you die.

>>23231863
Never sold anything. Only CSCO in July because no growth.
Hindsight, easy to say dump the money into anything and you would be up but how could one figure that at that time?

coom

Buy or cringe?

>>23231858
https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/warren-buffett-black-lives-matter

robinhood might literally murder me
my depression is getting worse with this shit going on 3 months locked out i threatened to sue them practically in my last email

>>23231991
>BUY LOW
>SELL HIGH
you tell me anon

>>23231920
She looks like the legion grandma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWEBbYoDaU8

>>23231991
>buy a stock at ATH
I dont think so
>short a stock at ATH
i dont think so

>>23231956
He’s going to sit on cash until the day he dies unless he can grow some balls and accept some risk. Yes the market could crash, yes you can lose money, but sitting on cash is the only guaranteed way to lose money in the market. At the very least that dude needs to just buy VZ and collect dividends, at least he’ll be getting some return.

>>23231994
Buffett is a democrat. It only makes sense that he bets on his team even if his team is a bunch of scumbags.

>>23231933
>productive
Whenever I hear someone say some shit like this about how someone rich doesn’t do something “productive” it usually implies that he should just give it away. Fuck that. If I was him I would literally withdraw $80 billion and burn it in a bonfire before I gave it away to niggers and neets

>>23231995
What a lovely sex doll.

>>23231995
You have my attention.

Anyone here own any COST? I've always wanted some, but it always seemed too expensive.

Why the fuck is APA below $10? WTF. BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>23232023
What I mean by productive is make a fucking statement. Throw all of that money at something you truly believe in and truly change the world for better or worse.

>>23232071
>throw all that money at something you truly believe in
Yea, I’d burn it

>>23231792
I hope so. Not full bobo yet, but I sold a good chunk yesterday. This clown market won't break ATH before the election.. right?

>>23232019
I'm sure it was democratic policies which gave him his wealth, I'm not saying that sarcastically, the democrats love rich jews

>>23231778
Pls

>>23232071
>Make a statement
>use money for greater good
Only those who don't have the burden have the quickest answers.

>>23232109
Yea he started making his money investing at the end of the Great Depression, which was caused by liberals

>>23232131
That's true but what does he truly have to lose. There is no real burden on a 90 year old man that could die at any day.

>>23232023
Holy mother of based

>>23232136
>at the end of the Great Depression

warren buffet was 3 years old at the end of the gd

>>23232024
>>23232034
>Warosu down
>Wasn't checking thread frequently enough to have seen it
Fuck

>>23232151
Anon you gotta think big picture. The financial elite wouldn't approve it at their board meetings ontop of trump towers.

>>23232159
Exactly, he got into the game early

>>23232159
Marker didn’t recover until 1954

Any pmg bros in here? How are GOLD AND SQM?

>>23232180
I guess I'm just the smart guy that will never have enough money to make smart guy decisions.

>>23232136
>Yea he started making his money investing at the end of the Great Depression, which was caused by liberals
Good goy.

APA

>>23232215
It's okay fren. Im a poorfag as well

>>23232215
Start a business then fren

>>23232234
Why APA?

Okay anons picture this.
A website where each week you get some attractive amateur woman who remains anonymous as a pre-condition and wears a mask and is randomly selected from a large pool of waitlist applicants each time to prevent bribery/rigging from occurring.

Each week the event begins at a scheduled time. She walks into a room with cameras streaming live from several angles and reviews the rules briefly with whoever is running it.
She pees into a receptacle, drinks a pre-defined amount of water and sits down in a comfortable, reclined chair, strapping herself in with legs moderately separated from each other.
The bottom of the chair is clear fiberglass and there is another camera under it.
The amount of water she drinks initially and the followup amounts and intervals are posted the week before her session and betting can begin, sight unseen, during the anticipatory week.
At this point she has not been informed or even selected until a few days before when she's secretly contacted and transported.
During the week bets can be placed on which hour she will wet herself during, and even which minute, with proportionately more lucrative profits for the latter. When the event itself starts, from the moment she enters the room, hour betting is cut off and only minute betting is still allowed. Whenever there's a spike in minute betting above a certain threshold and with a certain percent of those predictions less than five minutes out, users will be able to start making bets on the exact second ONLY for the next minute after current, not the current minute and not further out, and that will lock again if the period of intense minute betting passes without her wetting herself and ending the game.
The woman herself gains a compounding payment for the time she spends in the room without wetting herself.
>>23232049
I thought the same, should have picked up three months ago though, picked up in a small dip last month and it keeps getting greener for now at least.

Fuck I need to find the next stock that’s actually gonna moon

>>23232225
Liberals are the puppet of the Jews. 2008 and 2020 were also caused by Jews and liberals

>>23232211
word i usually catch recoveries 25 years later on the upswing

thats my typical strategy

>>23232251
NAK if trump gets in

>>23232222

>>23232241
It will go up

>>23232234
>oil and natural gas company that was on its way out before Covid
Nah I’m good

>>23232250

I-is Fidelity fucking up for anyone else atm?

>>23232236
I've put all my eggs in one basket. I work for a commercial cleaning company. The owner says he is about to retire and his son doesn't want the business so I am the next closest thing to a son. I might have my own business one day fren.

>>23231854
dying franchise

>>23232264
All I know about NAK is it’s a penny stock that has to do with mining. Why will it look if Trump gets in?

>>23232250
Yea I'll probably bite the bullet soonish and just grab some.

>bought NET puts expiring Friday
There better be a correction on this shit tomorrow

> Futures

Last thread, someone mentioned WRK....
I think I know what ill be buying. Thanks /smg/ you do all the work for me

FOREX isn't worth getting into unless you have a large amount of capitol right?

>>23232049
Unironically the existing price is the only thing that keeps me off HD, COST, BIG and other boomer level stocks like that. There's just too much more money to be made swinging other meme stocks than settling for good consistent gains.

I'd love to buy them if they cheapened up, but the NAK temptation is too great right now.

bros should I buy 100 shares of $MO on margin to sell covered calls to offset the interest while collecting divvies

>>23232297
Not sure; been to busy going through the charts seeing what I'm gonna make by trimming by shares by 25-30 percent, before the red wedding.

>>23232315
WHEN WILL THE BEARS LEARN

>>23232322
Are you planning on doing the opposite of /biz/ and shorting it?

>>23232294
Come on, tell me that wouldn't be some good clean fun worth betting on. You don't want to see a random amateur moan and squirm around while you can see her flush around the edges of her mask, and get money from it? Plus impulsive coomers will make dumb bets in the moment and give true strategists more gibs from the pot.
>>23232309
I get nervous when I look at the three-month chart how it just seems to keep inflating. The ten-year is amazing, though, really backs it up. Can never hurt to just grab some on a day it's red. Big price for a single share, but hey.

>>23232315
I did too, but only like $50 dollars worth, up 20% in a day is retarded

>>23232328
Forex isnt worth getting into

Iphone release will singlehandedly pump the market today

>>23232376
Im paper trading it right now and its sort of interesting

>>23232358
nah, what ill do is set a buy order at ~39 and another at ~38. With the trump tweet this could bring stuff down a little in morning market. But if its not horribly crashed when I wake up at around ~10 I will still buy most likely.

>>23232302
NAK's mine has all the permits done (save another environmental mitigation plan that should be done in weeks), and Trump said NO POLITICS so he shouldn't interfere with the rest of the process. Biden has said he will reinstate Obama restrictions on NAK mine.

How do I invest in window manufacturing companies?

https://twitter.com/Julio_Rosas11/status/1314025827496087552

Hey GME bears,let me sing a song for you.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=s_rFmqu7H58&feature=share

>>23232345
If you're going to go full retard for divvies, at least buy QYLD. Better divvies and outperforms that shit stock you just mentioned.

>>23232400
So what would target price if Trump is elected?

>>23232397
Big brained. I have 9.5k in it.

>>23232425
Based, good luck my brother.

>>23232420
$10+ on the news, higher down the road when the mine starts producing

>Apple needs to revisit $93 before buying

>>23232416
Thoughts on ET vs QYLD? I have some ET but it has actually gone down a little in price since I purchased it, I'm thinking it will pick up again with everything else, just more gradually, when the sector recovers but am now thinking about getting some QYLD too or even transferring some of my ET holdings into QYLD since they have similar dividend payout.

>>23232440
Godspeed.

>>23231842
kek, but seriously berkshire selling airlines when they did was the stupidest thing possible

>>23232416
selling covered calls.. on a covered call ETF, is this possible fren? I wanted to get in on the tobbaca business I think it would be classy

>>23231913
mate the portfolio is berkshire which has other advisors that aren't family

>>23232296
You're lucky then, Do you know what the business is valued at?

These are the people trying to shut down NAK and the Pebble Mine.
What the fuck is their problem?

>>23232420
There could be a jump when Trump is elected, but the final price depends on when NAK's Pebble Mine is approved and what the price of metals (gold, copper, molybdenum) is and whether NAK will have to face further costs (lawsuits, mitigation plans, activist disruption etc)

Consensus price puts it at 2.5 to 4 dollars. But the stock is speculative and it's likely that NAK, once successful, will sell itself to one of the bigger mining cos like Barrick.

>>23232527
I thought it was mostly meth'd up natives

>>23232527
>Shut down
You're implying it was ever open in the first place

>>23232525
I know what every contact is worth and all of the assets of the company. Anons have no idea how easy it is to take over a established company. I'm very fucking lucky.

trump isnt going to win

>>23232250
>pic not related

>>23232527
I’m torn on this. On one hand I love that the area is pristine wilderness for people to experience hunting, fishing and Bigfoot. But on the other hand I like the idea of America having a fucking large as fuck gold mine and other rare earth metals.

>>23231706
should i be worried about the stocks going up? is the crash over?

>>23232527
Fuck you and you profits; dope mountains shouldnt be mined.

>>23232527
Unironically CCP shills

>>23232416
>not RWT

>>23232322
nice repeat digits

>>23232589
there was no crash what are you talking about

>>23232563
What's the annual revenue?

>>23232587
Alaska is the final frontier, lets not ruin it for quick profits that are kids will never see.

>>23232527
>>23232587
>>23232590
All the anti pebble mine shit was a straight up fucking lie, it’s not in pristine rivers, on a mountain, it was all complete horse shit https://youtu.be/D1hSJCyWc3w

>FUTURES

>>23232549
its some fucking hippies, natives dont give a fuck as long as they get booze and money

>>23232587
>>23232590
pussies

>>23232574
You could argue that the way I crowded so many stimuli and instinctual responses into one repeating event is monke-like. Really all you need is to be paid out in grubs and berries and it's full monke, in a good way.
>>23232616
Go check out Arizona and Utah and see how much extensive mining really interfered with the pristine natural beauty. The only difference is now Phoenix is huge and more people than ever are a stone's throw away from the vast natural beauty, and there are lots of cool videos on the internet about exploring abandoned mines.
Nature really doesn't give a fuck about some more holes in the ground. Go look up the deepest confirmed natural cave, as in explored by man, as in with continuous avenues of one sort or another large enough for a human to fit into, unblocked and all linked together, all underground.
We are very, very small.

Trump or Biden, the gov is not going to let us fall behind China in data. Palantir is the only option to keep up with MiningLamp and PLTR is already starting to get gov contracts. If they land a sizable portion of the $5b AI spending or capture the US companies leaving MiningLamp bc China we will go to $100 MINIMUM. 90% margins are no joke and 42% rev growth guidance means they can be profitable in 2 years. All of this is why the media is trying to suppress price

I believe the zoomers are our are future
Teach them well and let them long the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the zoomers laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a moon mission
Zoomers need someone to look up to
I never found any trades that fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
And so I learned to depend on memes
I decided long ago
Never to walk in any boomers shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I'll hold some GME
No matter what bears take from me
They can't take away my G-M-E!
Because the greatest
trade of all is happening to me
I found the greatest
trade of all inside of memes
The greatest trade of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest trade of all
I believe the zoomers are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the zoomers laughter remind us how we used to be
I decided long ago
Never to walk in any boomers shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I'll own some GME
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my G-M-E
Because the greatest
trade of all is happening to me
I found the greatest
Trade of all inside of memes
The greatest trade of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest trade of all
And if, by chance, that special trade
That you've been dreaming of
Leads you to a lonely place
Find your strength in CCCCOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!

>>23231821
just get long puts sooner or later gramps will be dead

>>23232635
bruh, that boomer shit isn't going to convince anyone here, I made it 5 seconds before tapping out.

a future just flew over my house

>>23232736
Fine just listen to the celebrities and activists that don’t live in AK saying it’s bad

>>23232738
Was Citi stock there also?
My options cost me 55k and my only hope now is good earnings.

they're actually undercutting amazon a bit even before all the gift card rewards/discounts

problem is, i think people hate gamestop too much to even be checking gamestop for deals

>>23232600
Unironically shittier gains per year and per five years than a divvie ETF. I guess if you want to pretend you're buying the bottom you could justify it, and the Q2 earnings are pretty impressive. Shill them to me, Anon.

>>23232782
I vacation to alaska once a year and would be upset to see forest and mountainside turned into steel and upset wildlife

>>23232817
people want that two day shipping amazon has

>>23232852
over gamestop's same-day delivery and pick up?

so what did that dip in futures mean for today?

>>23232863
pick up means going to the store which sucks ass to do, and i didn't hear about same day delivery until I came to /smg/

Those of you who trade longer-term, please fill out this brief questionnaire:
Heaviest current bag which you want to hold until profits?
Heaviest current bag you're just waiting for a way out from under at partial loss?
Heaviest current bag you opened your position on this year post-crash?
>>23232817
Traditional consoles are a zombie market on a timer, Steam is the future, that's why Epic and Ubisoft and everyone else under the sun are trying to be them. Other than that, big money is in leaders in the new generation of tablet-consoles like the Switch (so Nintendo) and in mobile game markets (hence the cringeworthy but important Apple/Epic legal feud where no one is right and everyone loses)
>>23232847
Did you know that there are parts of Alaska which follow an "extinction cycle"? Vegetation is sparse, so herbivores find good grazing areas, move in and breed up to capacity, then wolves move in and hunt them to near-extinction, then the wolves die off for lack of food in the area as the vegetation slowly recovers, and in another decade or so another group of rabbits or something moves in and the cycle repeats. None of that will be disturbed by a few holes in the ground somewhere.

The first person to give GME meme energy and get trips gets to see my naked penis.

>>23232885
>few holes=/=industrial mining
sorry anon but there are profits elsewhere that don't involve destruction of land.

>>23232251
PLTR

bros look at the options premium for WKHS, 100 dollars for a 24 strike put, literally free money

>>23232817
the people who won't look for the better bargain won't bother searching shit for a cheaper price. kinda like the same morons who enabled microtransaction in gaming.

>>23232914
You know about sinkholes and earthquakes, right?

NET better fucking correct now...
Otherwise i will look really dumb
But i sold the literal top

>>23232251
>AMC
>M
>C

>>23232782
not saying anything about the mine itself. Just that video is terrible and feels like it was made in '95

>>23232919
IIPR

>>23232942
Just scream into the void anon; for I am forever woke.

>>23232954
Okay I have a modern take on the situation for you:
The mine would give black people jobs and the protesters are raping wildlife by not asking their consent before involving them in this clearly racist and hateful protest. George W. Bush doesn't want this mine to exist and neither do anti-Muslim racist bigots.

>>23232251
you missed all 3 of GME, BBBY, and DDS???

>>23232980
I'm sorry, what?

>>23232251
GME

>>23231870
> Look at this absolute retard
Buffet is worth $80 billion /because/ he owns shares of Birkshire Hathaway. It is all invested and being used. He doesn't have a giant savings account with 10 trailing zeros in the balance.

>>23233033
>not having a giant savings account with floating point error

>>23233033
All he has to do is sell his stake and it's all his. If you want to talk shit you might want to be careful because I'll get real physical with you and fuck you up.

>>23232527
I've done some digging into those groups. The Alaskan Heritage foundation? None of them actually live in Alaska.

>>23233059
>buffet crashes his own stock to see an 8 figure savings account
would be pretty based desu

>>23233033
how do you know this?

>>23231902
>I will never understand pessimists. I honestly have respect for bears who put their money where their mouth is, but you faggots who just sit on cash and cry that the market is going up need to kill yourself
You are right. I was that bear. Sold the bottom in March. Sat on my cash and whined about it forever. /biz/ slapped it out of me. I am grateful.

>>23232049
Costco makes all their money from selling memberships. All the stuff actually sold in the warehouses is sold at cost, and thus they make no profit on it. This is also why they can beat any other company on price. Lots of families in the US already have a costco membership, so their growth is limited. It's only worth buying costco if they are able to internationalize and get non US people to buy memberships.

Any time estimates for what time USPS will announced the winner also
>futures
Dump canceled

>futures
ohnononononononononononononononononononnonononononononononononono

>>23233081
You have no idea how hard and how far I can coom

can someone explainpill me what futures are? like are they a stock I can buy?

>>23233084
Because if he did sell he would have to pay massive amounts of taxes. By keeping all his net worth in the company (which it self holds billions in cash and treasuries), he can avoid paying personal income tax. Also, by taking the money out, he can't invest in new companies, which is kind of his thing. You can see what he holds by searching for his 13-F.

>>23233050
Monetary systems don't use floats, friend.

>>23233179
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/futurescontract.asp#:~:text=A%20futures%20contract%20is%20a,trading%20on%20a%20futures%20exchange.

Whats some good energy/electric related stocks that are going to be the future?

>>23232782
alaskans don't want the mine dude. even their gop senator is publicly against it because it would lose him a shit ton of votes

>That futures reversal

GREEEEEEEEEEN WEEEEEEEK

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>23233179
Futures are an agreement to buy a [stock] at a certain price. Each day, you get paid (or pay) the difference between the current days price, and what you agree to buy it for. Its like being exposed to the price movements of the stock, without actually owning any shares. In options speak, it's the same a combo of a long call and a short put at the same strike.

>>23233179
Imagine your pre-coom is futures. You know rather your benis is gonna get hard or not based on what kind of tranny on male topping thread webm /gif/ has to offer. That's futures

>>23233203
fuck yeah

>>23232847
>>23232914
>I treat Alaska like a tourist attraction and it would make me sad if they had a sustainable economy beyond fucking fishing because my tourist attractions might not look as pretty :CCC
Piss off with your feigned concern for the natives or the environment. My boreholes are lubed and ready to penetrate that sweet Planet ass.

>>23231778
Hinderburg report soon. Crashing back to 2$

>>23233165
I coom before hitting buy or sell just to really tune into the clarity of decisiveness that is post nut clarity. I am basically unstoppable, I have never made a single bad trade and by EoY my account will be up 42069%

oof look at that change in $12 puts open interest
Doesn't look like we're staying at 12 for much longer

Man I keep missing whats going on in the market and the thread. What are the current metas? I liked this OP:
>>>23208197

>>23232093
Why? No need to stop pumping until we get a relief bill agreement and it’s too little too late.
>>23231792
9 eh?
How’s it stack up to 4 7 and 10?
Also why?

>>23233276
Ill transition if your 12 month portfolio beats mine.
Protip: I'm gonna be shoving my benis into kneepads boipucci.

Just made 7.2million off a 300% move

Can a new ATH happen during futures hours?

>>23232563
>Anons have no idea how easy it is to take over a established company.
Huh? You mean like you’re scamming the guy?

Either way, you said he doesn’t have a son. Have you started courting the daughter?

>>23233315
No. He is giving it to me to take over because no one else will.

Why is NAK being shilled so much?

>>23233333
checked

>>23233337
Literally a boom or bust stock

My apple calls expire in 2023
I am going to be so fucking rich

>>23233333
witnessed

>>23233348
Nothing feels better than having kek confirm your future. We are all gonna make it.

>>23233354
Mhm, and I bet it busts. Just more /biz/tardery

I have 35 shares of Nvidia... when are they going to do a 3 for 1 split!!!??!?!?!?!

>>23233375
You're lucky, I was going try to steal that get to make a link shitpost but maybe kek wanted me to witness instead. Good luck with your future business I'm rooting for you.

>>23233378
I fully expect NAK to bust. No argument here. For fucks sake baggie has most of his money in it. Guaranteed failure.

So nobody here is talking about the nasdaq whale?
I thought more of you /biz/.
The guy has 13bn in his disposal and is basically the reason for the artificial nasdaq rally yesterday.
The guy is a genius - he did the math and started buying FAAMG call options in huge amount when the market was down. Because the FAAMG is 45% of the nasdaq he made it look like a bull rally starts to form, so people chip in and do the same. This causes the big guys who sold all their covered calls to bleed so they have to buy the underlying asset to cover, which makes the nasdaq RALLY EVEN MORE. This is a big market manipulation on a large scale and i can't wait for the big ass correction coming soon.

I heard the SEC knows about him, and two other smaller whales. He works for softbank and the others are from eastern europe it seems. They are looking to regulate it because it will continue if not managed properly.
Search nasdaq whale.

>>23233425
didn't read dont care line go up number go up dopamine is good

>>23233425
I doubt anything will happen if what he does is legal. Market goes up, what's the big deal?

>>23233425
>I heard
*Read on Twitter

>>23233425
Why can't the SEC just suspend their ability to trade in the US? This obviously is market manipulation and is to chaotic for the big boys over here to plan how to make money well enough

>>23233425
Sounds based desu.

If my digits are odds I'm gonna turn kneepad into swiss cheese with my penis.

>>23232847
That’s not what mines do breh

>>23233480
That faggot always slips through my grasp. Godspeed kneepad you terminally ill anime poster.

>>23233456
Dont get me wrong - fuck the institutionals, let everyone make money on this move while they bleed, i dont care about them. I'm just pointing out the actual move and the reason behind it.

Just be aware folks, and make money on the trend.

>>23232885
I’ve been selling $9 covered calls on GE for almost a year now. That’s my heaviest bag.

>>23233480
Not odd or even. Roll again, fren

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23233313
Can? Yes. Will? Doesn't look like it. It looks like range bound for a little while now.

>>23233508
I don't have to play games. Even digits married me and kneepad.

>>23233084
>mfw people think billionaires have a giant money bank they can swim around in like Scrooge McDuck

>>23233508
Zero is even wtf are you smoking?

>>23233535
sorry we are NTRing you

>>23233538
Zero is nothing, fren. I smoke no substance!

>>23233544
Kneepad is safe. I'm done rolling. Kek has told me to fuck myself.

>>23233551
Bullshit its even, youre delusional.

>>23233033
Buffet stores cash in T-Bills.

>>23233337
NAK is a legit old school SMG meme that’s finally set to pump. Don’t fall for it. Or do. Up to you.

>>23233555
tabitha go to bed

>>23233425
>genius
>basic market manipulation
>we already know

>>23233555
kneepad looks like THAT?

>>23233477
institutions are net out of the position in the markets.
all that is left is whales and small fish. once whales pull out its game over.
looks like starbucks CEO pulled out half of his net worth out of sbux on friday, whose next?

>>23233469
they use usa brokerages, hell, probably their capital is even in a us bank

>>23233425
Didn't people trod out this meme last month already?
Sounds to me like you are way behind the curve.

>>23233587
If you were here in 2018 you would know that kneepad is a cutie trap. Yes this is him, and he's a good trader.

>>23233594
Retail investors moving around 6 digit sums profit off guys like him. He’s a burden for institutions, not me.

>tfw european
>Cant buy tqqq
What do?

>Get a job
>Accidentally HODL my positions and don't make ADHD mistakes due to being too busy during market hours to log in to brokerage account
Free time was a gains goblin.
Always has been.

>>23233504
if the upcoming red days don't do too much structural damage, the bears will pile in and they/everybody will squeeze them to da moon, the shorts from previous ath are hedging this shit all the way up and soon enough they aswell will start to give in

>>23233629
Unzip your dick

>having to shit AGAIN after coffee
FUUUUUUCK

>>23233594
Doesn't that mean the bull market hasn't even started yet?
Institutional investors are going to re-enter the market at some point.

>>23233425
>The Nasdaq Whale

>>23233610
how to I buy this?

>>23233629
nothing, all the good shit is banned in eu, no direxion, no vixies, no nothing

>>23233640
>not enjoying coffee shits

>>23233610
unfortunately I never had a reason to come to /biz/ before this year. my bank account was three digits for my entire life until the gubmit gave me $10k coronabux.

I always wondered why nobody tells kneepad to fuck off like other namefags. comes off as a total faggot through text

>>23232317
1/2 a %

Too many of you guys act like babies. It's no wonder you're not billionaires yet.

>>23233629
Why even? No spy either
Is it just that they want to cuck us with higher fee european bullshit etfs?

>>23233594
>rugpull
yeah, i dont buy it, the economy is recovering, lots of capital needs a good parking space and the only reason to sell are all the negative predictions about the 2021 economy, which i think will turn out to be false alarmist bs

>>23233660
Kneepad is basically the the god mother of /biz/ if you don't respect him you're too new.

>>23233629
of course you can. just get a proper broker you nigger.

>>23233660
Because 4chan is, as always, full of tranny loving retards who still mistake this as being the SA-adjacent site it once was in the dark ages of pre-2007, even though they themselves were born in 2005.

>>23233629
>wE hAvE fReE hEaLtHcArE aT lEaSt!
Europoors, when will they learn?

>>23233660
I always wondered why kneepad replaces "is" with "am" in sentences but I don't want to ask and him attention for it.

>>23233705
Which one??

>>23233711
You are ngmi.
You should know better

>>23233713
>and give* him attention for it
I assume it's some anime baby talk thing I'm too hetero to understand.

>>23233732
You will grow old and die an obese and wretched pedophile who no one cares about anymore.

>>23233713
Because thats what kneepad does. He is extremely ill and has had many surgeries to make him better and has almost died many times. Just have a little respect that's all. Also his spy analysis is quality.

>>23233705
People in the EEA legally can't buy any funds without a KID since 2018 and no US ETF is going through the hassle to supply that document.
Google PRIIPs.

>>23233748
they're p cute not gonna lie

>>23233722
any which will let you pick stock exchanges to buy from will do. i have flatex and smartbroker and i can buy all the meme stocks and etfs just fine. you just have to keep in mind the transaction fees might be very high.

>futures
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23233743
Goddamnit zoomer you actually made me spit up beer on myself.

Nasdaq Whale here, Im imploring a golden bull run through election season to shake out all vix fags

>>23233644
>Retail Investors make up 20% of the market currently
>The highest percentage of retail investors EVER in Market history
>yfw we are the Nasdaq Whale

>>23233781
>the GME shilling is working
Good... good.

>>23233779
But vix is just a place you put your money when you want to lose it...

>>23233711
>>23233697
>>23233610
*AHEM*
FUCK TRANNIES JANNIES NIGGERS AND TRIPFAGS

PRAISE COOM

that is all

>>23233757
>they
don't do this shit. trannies don't want to be called "they", and all us based 4chan memelords will call you out on your pussy shit
if you wanna be nice to the tranny, use "she". if you wanna be a based 4chan memelord, use "he".

but yes, I would also fuck kneepad

We got too cocky futuresbros.........

>>23233815
nigger
It's nothing to do with gender respecting pronoun shit. I usually refer to everyone as they

>>23233803
When GME pumps to 100
I'll coom with you
When GME dumps to 2
I'll coom with you
When GME crabs
I'll coom with you
When GME bankrupts Amazon
I'll coom with you
When GME gets delisted
I'll coom with you

>>23233823
>Nasdaq goes up by 2.5% in one day, almost hitting All Time Highs
>Futures, 6.5 hours before opening bell, are down .3%
>Retards think this is bad

We are going to get a small correction after today, you know that, right? Apple might keep things steady-ish on Tuesday, but if it doesn't correct Tuesday, it will correct Wednesday. Not to worry, though, because we will end the week Green

>>23233846
didn't you see them just moon and instantly self destruct

>>23233862
Meme energy will liquidate you

>Hi! I didn't buy WRK at open and now I'm mentally retarded.

https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures-contracts

I'll admit I still don't really know how futures work. Why are they all pretty much the same as the current value of the index? Why is the Dec 21 future not like current+5% at least? How are they different from calls? Do they not represent "the futures market things the value of the index will be this much by this time?"

>>23233896
Buy some HMNY it's bound to go up one day :^)

>>23233905
So they are clearly not like buying LEAPS because the volume of those far-dated ones is a big fat 0. So much for the "future" part.

>>23233906
Dude seriously if you didn't go down to Mexico and bang that tranny your life would be entirely different right now. I can't reverse what happened in the past but I can tell you what to not do in the future. Do not buy LCI

>>23233919
For comparison: SPY Dec 21 options chain
https://www.barchart.com/etfs-funds/quotes/SPY/options?expiration=2021-12-17-m&moneyness=allRows

Math time

If I am down 25% on a position in UVXY, and I sell half of the remainder, how much would I need the remaining position to rise in order to break even?

>>23233705
which one? even ibkr doesnt have them, they are illegal

>>23233952
1.6x on the remainder assuming I'm not shit at math. And looking at how UVXY has performed in the past, is pretty unlikely.

>>23233952
You need to multiply your remaining position by 1.667, or in otherwords you need to hit a +67%

>>23233425
Yes I was coming to post aboot this, very spooky stuff. The fact that it can drag unrelated equities and the spx as a whole up is alarming, feels like some 1920s robber baron stuff >_>
Really wondering what's happening to large specs net short /nq, are they using futures to hedge against held equities? P/C ratio is all weirded too

>>23233905
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/042315/how-do-sp-500-futures-work.asp

Dec is down because people right now expect SPY to be worth less in December

Do you want to hear something unfortunate? SPY will be red tomorrow

>>23234004
But stonks only go up.

>>23233697
this

AHHHH why are futures tumbling? Did someone get a sneak peek at bank earnings?

>>23233999
These digits, how can I possibly check them all? I am but a single man.

My domicile is EU.

SPY is blocked on my broker, but SPY options aren't because Brussels is stupid.

What happens if I get assigned on a SPY short put?

>>23234017
God dam how much spinach does that whale eat

We are here

>>23233764
you lying

>>23234042
how tf do you make money of something like this?
100% crypto?

>>23231767
>divorces wife of 52 years

>>23234042
me point to random peak
It must be true

>>23234042
>lol the USA in 2020 is just like japan in the 1980s, bro!

brainlet take desu

>>23234059
You don’t and that’s what’s gonna happen to all of us in the next few months. This bubble is coming to an end

What sort of growth should I be aiming for in a year?

>>23234068
That's about as Chad as it gets

>>23234042
holy shit. i never realized how JUST'ed Japan got. No wonder that country is a wagecuck hellhole.

>>23234078
>says increasingly nervous man for the billionth time

>>23234059
>crypto
nice lottery, but not investable, maybe only btc
>how to make money
with good stock picking, sector rotation aka active mgmt and trading, but probably will not happen, japan is not the same as usa

new thread

>>23234095
>>23234095
>>23234095

>>23233839
Peace be with you
And all coom with you

>>23234103
nah

>>23234103
Don’t go here, clf shill

REAL BREAD
>>23234113
REAL BREAD
>>23234113
REAL BREAD
>>23234113
REAL BREAD
>>23234113

>>23233846
unless people realize no help is coming because senate is to focused on confirming justice they will never hold a vote for a stimulus until after election; then trump wont sign a deal if he loses the election.

>>23234097
Americas next.
>>23234099
>s-stocks only g-go up!!
Says increasingly doubtful bull for the millionth time

>>23234103
>motely fool
yikes

>>23233815
First amendment=they are they.

>>23233999
Yeah they were just covering that on Bloomberg. I wonder if that’s related to the massive GEX pump.

(The pump scared me out of buying back my full UVXY position.)

>>23233792
;_;

>>23234139
I'm not doubtful in the slightest. America exists to keep the stocks going up, to transfer more wealth to the rich.
Continue seething and posting the same graph for years while I'm making money

>>23233337
Mine that trump will open and Biden will close, $1 to make potentially 100x gains

>>23233408
>never

>>23234059
You get a bear break that strong you short it with everything you've got.

>>23233241
>Alaska isnt a tourist attraction.
Noone lives in Alaska for 2/3 of the year. Alaska has heavily relied upon their tourism industry. Go hug a tree once in a while you freak.

>>23234084
Take the SPY average yearly returns and compare your performance against that. Beating it consistently is difficult.