/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23223189
Trump accidently pumping EVK stock by mentioning CEO

I'd like to throw her off a balcony

>>23223189
I bet she has nice feet and a strong brokerage account.

Always inverse /smg/. People were talking mad shit about DIS all last week

Is there any reason to trade ANY stocks other than TQQQ and SQQQ? Is there something I'm missing?

I'm voting for Trump by the way

>>23223637
People trade way too many different things in general. Your mind is in the right place. The reason you would generally branch out is either for risk management purposes or just to exploit additional opportunities. There's no reason though in theory you couldn't make your entire fortune trading those 2 stocks if you had a good cadence with them.

GREEN WEEK GREEN WEEK GREEN WEEK

can you not make the thread with disgusting whores please

>>23223189
what stocks do i need in my portfolio for a gf like her?

Why are 99% of investors so fucking retarded? They just believe whatever the jews spoon feed them and don't question anything. For example, last month there was a big tech sell-off and everyone was like "hurr durr tech is overvalued, muh bubble". Now only a month later we are back to almost the same valuation for these big tech companies and nobody bats a fucking eye. You dumb niggers are such goddamn apes it pisses me off. None of these metanarratives about the market are real, its all driven by algorithms and (((institutions))). No retail investors actually care about shit like this until after the momentum is started by the market makers and the normies are like "OMG SELL, SELL, SELL!!!".

You literally cannot refute this.

inb4 someone accuses me of being a salty bear when in reality I have no shorts or puts at the moment

>TSM broke $90 a share
Feels good

>>23223363
I'd like to throw her over my shoulder and take her to bed where I could thoroughly breed her.

What's a sensible way to invest for retirement? FAANG? Vanguard EFTS? Which ones if so? I barely know shit about investing but I know a lot about being poor and I don't want to be doing that in my 70s.

>pumps 10% at open
>gradually decreases to in the red by eod

What the fuck?

GME Bros.. you DO realize what is happening.

- partnership, including FINANCIAL, with MS
-Sony WILL have to play their hand in at hsome point
-consoles are coming, kids want the SAME DAY NOW
-Closing excessive stores while maintining large cash reserve vs debt.

THE COMPANY IS GOING NOWHERE IN THE IMMEDIATE FUTURE AND THE BEARS CAN'T STAND IT.

HOLD OUT!

IRON HANDS!

Once the bears poo-poo away, this stock is BLASTING OFF OVER CHRISTMAS! CAN YOU MAKE IT THAT LONG BROTHAS?

>>23224168
Invest $300 into a shotgun and everything else into TQQQ.

>>23223927
Just one.
GME

>>23223987
Well no MMs is gonna go through all of that to lose money, so why don’t you inverse what they want you to do?

>>23224168
VOO and VTWO if you believe in America.
VT if you don't.

I'm praying to the animal spirits!
I got 550 bank calls (Citi) and earnings are tomorrow. Need the stock to go up 1.25 to break even.

Rolls Royce Aerospace

Look into it

You guys told me Trump's tweet would tank the market. But it didn't dip in any of the stocks I was interested in.

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23224214
B-b-but Steve Cohen

>>23223987
It’s all a bit of bullshit. No one really knows what they are talking about. It’s just a bit of guess work and luck most of the time

FUCK YOU AAL

>>23224285
>>23224262
>aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23223637
if you trading with margin account there really no difference between SPY and QQQ :3

but big reason trade SPY over QQQ am it MUCH more liquid. Big QQQ orders (1000+) can get really skippy. If you market selling 1000 QQQ you will lose money to bots HFT scalping you. For SPY this wont happen

>>23224395
holy lee fk me thought me got rekt today :3

The DIX and GEX are very close to where they were just before the Sep 3 correction.

>>23224432
Actuality that was much worse on Friday. I gained 10k today.

>>23224265
>waiting for cheapies to invest in America

>>23224482
I get the feeling that huge move is coming

I have heard from clients that dress code while working from home can be a source of contention in the virtual office. Ever wondered if dressing up for work is worth it? Turns out it generates higher productivity. So let's drop the PJs and let's get to work even when working from your home office! It's what have been doing since 2011.
#dresscode #employeerelations #WFH

>>23224214
are stocks really this easy? i haven't bought into gme because i do doubt it doing well lol but do you really just look for companies that seem to be doing well, and buy in? i thought there was a lot of math and science to it

>>23224286

Hindenburg report inbound tmrw.

Steve doubters BTFO. GME gains up in flames.

When you make it (and you will anon!), what are you guys gonna do with all of your free time?

Me personally, I think I might try and learn how to paint dramatic landscape scenes.

>futures green

Glad a scalped my sqqq calls before close

>>23224722
rent free

Anon, you didnt fall for the GME memes people post on here just for laughs, did you? Because that would be so funny!

My domicile is EU.

SPY is blocked on my broker, but SPY options aren't because Brussels is stupid.

What happens if I get assigned on a SPY short put?

>>23224658
there's maths if you wanna short and time things.

there just logic if you HAVE money and are willing to sit on investment for months/years.

>>23224781
Idk nigga sounds like free money

>>23224722
yes yes Steve Cohen will use his magic to make GME disappear yes yes

>>23224677
It shows that they care about getting/keeping a man enough to stay attractive for them.
Anyway, what should I buy?

>Only up 10% on tqqq when you could be up 20% on NET

>>23224214
stocktwits posts like these unironically FUD me more than the blatant FUD itself

>>23223189
what terms do i search for on pornhub for a girl like that?

hey any one of you guys NOT a poor fag, and earns a high income job (yea, still "wagies " to you cucks)

If you day, say a big business tech or science job- how the FUCK do you deal with semi-senile old fucking bosses who constantly fuck up shit you try to accomplish because theyn "weren't informed" (even though anyone with a computer can see, or "why wasn't I told this first" (when you took the FUCKING initiative to get info.

500K IS NOT fucking worth this headache, and all boomers need to die NOW. NOW>

WKHS ANMOUNCES ITS GOING ON A HIRING SPREE THANKS TO ITS RECENT MONEY BOOST

>>23224153
She looks horrible

>>23224884
>pornhub
Get that vanilla shit out of here

>>23224222
TQQQ is the best long hold
Prove me wrong you cucks

>>23224884
HOT BLONDE COLLEGE GIRL DORM ROOM SELFIE ONLYFANS HOT SINGLE SOLO MASTURBATION FINGERING SEXY PICS IN THE MIRROR NICE GIRL PAYING FOR TUITION HER ROOMATE FOUND OUT!!! [NOT CLICKBAIT]

>>23224744
I'm 38 so I'll continue my longevity research. I've already figured out a way to restore tooth enamel. I need more work on hair and skin. Later bone.

>>23224917
>FUD
why did my dad say qqq is better?

>>23224928
>tooth enamel
I could actually use that, I didn't take care of my teeth as le teen and they got a little fucked up. I heard japanese toothpaste has some stuff that's supposed to help, is that real?

>>23224916
okay i lied i use xnxx but i thought you guys wouldn't know that shit so i used the normie site

>>23224884
why does Pornhub have such shitty searcher? O_O
you have parse pornhub crawlers if you want find anything on that side

>>23224947
Because he's a cuck

>>23223189
I've not even lost any money yet and /smg/ has done a number on my mental health
All I want to do is Invest and my brain is fried for anything else.

>>23223189

Plastic slut needs a gasoline shower

>>23224953
You should do your own research anon, but yes that helps.

>>23224206
Oversold, have to come down and redistribute to pump again

My cost basis is $45 on HYLN. Looks like I'm holding for a while, I just hope it does actually recover.

>>23225024
it'll take years but I think they WILL be a force to recon with....especially if biden wins.

>>23224658
>are stocks really this easy?
heh no. Fundamentals matter most of the time except for some weird stocks like tesla and zoom. Those stocks are simply retarded. You can't short them either because they just keep going up despite their real value being 10 times lower (even if you account for growth). Even if normal stocks are doing well but aren't doing as well as the market wants them to they will dump. There are also some weird market cycles when everything with a certain label moons. Beat down stocks(long term down trend)(including pennystocks) don't moon regardless of guidance except they can prove their shit with numbers on the balance sheet/income statement. In this category all hype pumps will be followed by a dump back to the down/crab trend, but only if they're not part of the label group during those retarded weird market cycles.

>Biden calls for a $15m minimum wage, then $15k minimum wage and finally $15 minimum wage
This fucking guy and his dementia

>>23225001
stupid incel needs quick dip in industrial trash shredder -_-;

>>23224917
what %age of your portfolio should be tqqq

TRUMP NEGATIVE FOR COVID

HOPE YOU OWN DISNEY

TOMORROW GONNA BE WILD

>>23225049
please source I love this demented fool

>>23224744
raise a family and start farming

>>23225041
>gif
ARE WE WATCHING SINISTER THIS MONTH FOR MOVIE NIGHT?

>>23224964
yea it's fucking terrible
> search for blowjob + [the type of girl I'm looking for/ fetish]
> search results are the same 20 most popular blowjob videos with zero relevance to the second half of my search

>>23225056
as much as you can afford and as much as you're willing to lose.

>>23224917
Why do redditors seethe so much when you bring up that TQQQ has outperformed QQQ over the past decade?

>>23225061
https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1315019082098454529

>>23224915
>elbows too pointy
Yeah, we get it you're a faggot.

>>23225073
very quaint, nice choice.
>>23225090
bEcAuSe MuH bEtA dEcAy

what is this pattern called? the "oops actually we were wrong it's still actually worth over $25"?

Should I sell all of my TSLA and put it into BTC?

>>23225049
>double minimum wage
>double long term capital gains tax
>double tax on high income individuals
>double healthcare spending

holy fuck lmao sleepy joes body is literally getting pegged by AOC with this extremist bullshit. his heart is set on losing. less times for naps.

>>23225118
It's the some people sell, some people buy.

>>23225126
Sure ;)

>>23225118
Look at TFC, ridiculous on bank stocks brah

>>23225061
Why Disney? I hold it but why will dis be affected?

>>23225090
It's not really surprising that a highly leveraged product has outperformed a product with no leverage. There's a clear trade-off between risk (leverage) and expected return... CAPM..
We've had way higher returns than expected for the past 12 years, of course a leveraged investment looks amazing in hindsight.

>>23225126
sell covered calls that are retardedly out of the money and use the premi to buy BTC. if they hit, they hit.

>>23225147
A Biden win will make more right wingers than Obama and Trump ever did lel, just you watch.

>>23225155
I feel like BTC is going to double up by January and TSLA is lagging FNGU/TQQQ lately

>>23225200
cause T-Money is fixin' to ride Space Mountain

>>23225200
>https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1315019082098454529
do you not watch financial news? ARE YOU NOT DD? They announced a restructuring to focus on streaming. After hours up 5%. I own about 10 grand in them :)

>>23225200
They told theatres to fuck off

>>23225200
Disney is pumping in after-hours because of new management plan/ focus.
Disney has been crushed hard by Covid and will probably outperform if we get a vaccine quickly/ positive Covid numbers.

>>23224897
can any rich fags here commiserate with me?

SPY is gonna dip $4-5 tomorrow, right?

This leg up is huge I can't believe the Jews have done this. I'm holding on to my puts I know the second I sell at a loss it will dump. I'm just trying to swing trade SPY with alternating calls/puts.

>>23224897
>how the FUCK do you deal with semi-senile old fucking bosses who constantly fuck up shit you try to accomplish because theyn "weren't informed"
YES CHIEF PETTY OFFICER
I UNDERSTAND CHIEF PETTY OFFICER
COMMANDER, THE REACTOR IS GOOD TO GO UNDERWAY SIR

>got put cheapies at EoD
I have a list of shit stocks that when they all moon for no reason at the same time, its basically THE sell signal.

>>23225288
>https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1315019082098454529
so, set him up when the reactor is critical, and let him take the blame?

>>23223363
I’d like to ride her into the sunset like a prince. I will ride her all over the countryside until I find my one true bride, then rescue my love from her torturous existence and we will ride this beautiful mare off to our new lives together.

>>23224474
Uh this is fucking huge. This too

What are some good dividend stocks to place $1k in?

>>23225250
>>23225243
>>23225247
Fucking good news boys. I thought Disney was a good call when I heard they were getting into streaming. When I saw the parks closed I bought it. Been surprised that is hasn’t risen in value as much as other streaming services have over Covid.

>Disney
>Streaming
>Their only flagship is standard Star Wars fare
I know they own half of all media, but throw me a bone here.

>>23225379
PM and MO if you want to buy into one of the most BASED industries in America

>>23225379
TSM

>AAPL way above max pain
>almost at 127.5 which is 12xATR above the 200 hour MA

careful AAPLbros, use caution.

>>23225294
Care to share?

>>23225379
FUCKING NOTHING.
you will NEVER make ANY money individens unless you're a boomer who got in during the 70s, and have at LEAST 3-figures in these dividend stocks

even then, all it will be good for will be to pay your electric bills yearly.

the ONLY people "gaining" from divvies are fucking Buffet and others with MILLIONS in att and Dis and shit....

>>23225090
>It bad over long time hurr durr

>>23225403
>AAPL
>almost at 127.5
???

One more month until I can buy this at 70, then sell it at 83 the next month after that

>>23225403
it will always back up. just wait until they go full into AR and brain-chips. gonna take 20 years. hope you're willing to stay alive. retirement money, friends

>>23225377

>>23223189
Got $1k for investing, dubs or trips decides what stock I put it in

>>23225243
Now, for those who aren't already into DIS, to put in an On The Open order or not to, that is the question.

>>23225463
my anus

>>23225463
rkt

>>23224854
>no penis
>>>/trash/

>>23225441
What the fuck is this thing

>>23225463
ABEO buy my bags anon

Apple is going to dump the market with it after the event is over and people take profits

>>23225463
REED

>>23225463
ATT

>people are talking about TQQQ and QQQ as long term holds and not VOO or VT

Gonna get a rude awakening in 5 years zoomies

>>23225463
GME puts

>>23225239

>>23225463
TSM obviously.

>>23225518
Cope boomer

>>23225533
winrar

What are you thoughts on bank earnings tomorrow?

>>23225430
it's almost near the top line, which it usually sells off from under normal circumstances (not including the crazy softbank-inspired stock manipulation forward split euphoria which inevitably crashed of course). depends how much strength you think the new iphone hype has, but i'd at least sell at 16x if you're that greedy.

>>23225518
I'm buying a new house in 4 years fool. This isn't a lifetime GE hold BITCH

You guys prepared for what is COOMING?

>>23225463
PLTR. also trips

>>23225463
NAK

Stop posting whores and anime

>>23225572
no

pee pee poo poo

>>23225571
unironically. If you want to have fun. put 1k or 10k in nak (you can afford that with dollar-cost averaging, right?)
if you win.. you win BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG.
just stay alive long enough

>>23225555
Nice quads.

Are your meme lines the 20SMA, 100SMA, and then standard deviations of the 100 SMA?

>>23225546
>>23225562
Thats fine gents just warning you guys.

Open up a roth IRA and put at least 5k in every year into VOO and VT

*sips* unironically

>>23225054

There will be many more incel terrorists in America and the women deserve it

>shit post about how comfy I am with mommy Cathie and TAN for weeks
>ARKK and TAN were fucking red on one of the most glorious green days in awhile
WTF I hate Cathie now

>>23225592
Incredibly bullish if true.

Pretty big GEX move. Should suppress downside volatility.

Should I just take my massive UVXY loss? Dix is quite bearish but fuck this hurts


>>23223189
looks fake as fuck

>>23224482
That's the S&P 500, not the GEX

>>23225589
You will never be a girl

>>23225606
I don't qualify for Roth. I am maxxing my 401k

Re-activated twitter so I can get the news, who else should I follow

Is XERS a meme or should I scoop some of this?

>>23225623
who are you to say what constitutes a girl?

>>23225606
I definitely won’t

>>23225024
I'd average down if possible

VXX is so low, i know i should never go long on it but damn how are things so calm right now?

>>23225605
thanks, kek must approve of my TA. 20 and 200 SMA, and keltner channels of the 200, all on the 1h time frame. you can do the daily time frame too but that implies fewer trades over a much larger time frame and i prefer trading over days/weeks rather than weeks/months. it just shows a multiple of the ATR (i assume you know what that is) away from the 200. i start DCA'ing at and under the 200 on fundamentally solid stocks.

>>23225483
Utility monopoly here in Arizona

>>23225706
time to put puts?

>>23224658
Yes, it is this easy. A chimp can learn risk management and how to apply leverage and with those two things you can beat the market all day.

>inb4 just beating the market

Just got back from camping. I'm up 4%. Wtf happened today?

>>23225606
>VOO will go up but TQQQ will go down
You don't seem to have any idea what you're talking about.

>>23225665
@michaeljburry
the savant dude

but he deletes his twitters within days/hours/minutes

He dipped for you today. That yield hit 7.40% at one point today. The divvy is still a healthy well fed 0.52 x 4. I bought more. Bought more C and GE to during the morning quick dip.

>Get home
>Check stocks
>It's another tech bubble episode
It's all so tiresome.

>>23225771
>what is leverage

when did I say one will go up and the other will go down?

>>23225788
*chase divvies*
>get that sweet, sweet 5% yield
>SP drops 10% in a quarter
Ahhh yea, that's the stuff. Got to work for 'em BIG GREEN WADS
*sips*

>>23225565
>>23224214
>>23224230
>>23224230
>>23224767
>>23224823

>>23224658
yes but you also should learn TA so you can spot what qualifies as a "dip" that you can start DCA'ing into. hint: it's usually at/under the 200 hour SMA for swing trading (days/weeks), 200 day SMA for position trading (weeks/months). but otherwise yeah it's just that easy.

you can certainly make it more complicated but it doesn't have to be. As the great jew George Soros once said: "Good investing is boring. If investing is entertaining, if you're having fun, you're probably not making any money."

How do I cope with my portfolio under performing on a golden bull day?

>>23225742
i don't know but it has swung 5 times consistently over the past 7 months

>>23225821
I buy dividend stock with leverage and then sell covered calls. Divvie stocks are as spicy as you make them.

I have 1.3k in my account. Only recently started. There's a whole lot I don't understand Im just tryna make educated picks but I browse SMG every day to try and pick up on things. Just wanted to say I like you guys. I've had a lot of fun being here.

>

>>23223987
Great image bruh, saved love it haha

>>23225821
you forgot the "i can wait *sips*" line.

>>23225618
>Should I just take my massive UVXY loss? Dix is quite bearish but fuck this hurts
>>23225618
>>23225618

>>23225819
>people are talking about TQQQ
>Gonna get a rude awakening in 5 years
>put at least 5k in every year into VOO instead
>*sips* unironically
Stupid series of posts desu.
If SPX and NDX go up, holding VOO is a mistake.
VOO is only a hedge against needing your money soon.
>what is leverage
Yeah you seriously don't seem to understand what leverage is and how it works.
You must hate money.

>>23225841
diversify

>>23225788
>T
>was crabbing between 29/31 for months
>dumped to 28

what happened?

>>23225771
enjoy your 80% drawdown when they pull levered ETFs away from the public and you lose everything

>>23225847
maybe when it gets down to the $72 area you could sell the fuck out of $70 puts and not worry if you get assigned

>GME back to 11.80 AH

>>23225903
Time to buy it looks like

Can someone explain how the fuck are we rallying on a blue wave when the forecast for dems winning senate is absolutely NOT clear cut? What’s going to be the next bullshit narrative once the senate race gap narrows as election draws closer?

TRUMP JUST SAID ABOUT TO HIT RECORD FOR STOCK MARKET, 401KS

>>23225899
*If SPX and NDX go up, holding VOO **instead of TQQQ** is a mistake.

I mean at least recommend UPRO if you have some kind of tech bubble take.
That's just a different kind of stupid though.

>>23225899
>VOO is only a hedge against needing your money’s soon

yes

If the market tanks 33% or even 10% who is in the better position when holding long? TQQQ or VOO?

>>23225945
Top

Who else here never make money because your good plays just offset your bad plays and when you got to withdraw cash from your brokerage account you realize it's pretty much all just what you deposited or you spent like $3k to make $30?

>SNE
what the fuck, about to sell this shit gook stock and buy ATVI

>>23225458
Someone bought all those contracts at once as far as i understand it

>>23225665
Those fags are just dart throwers that put out bullshit on whatever stock has pumped in the last week.

>>23225938
because Trump is trashcan and ruining econmommy you dummytard. If we want SPX for hit 4500 we gonna need new blood in whitehouse, Trump sqeezed all potential out already

>>23225973
just don't make bad plays bro

>>23225911
>enjoy your 80% drawdown
I'm not 70, who gives a shit?
>when they pull levered ETFs away from the public and you lose everything
That's a really specific political change that you have no reason to expect.
Stupid prediction.
You also seem to think people fleeing a leveraged ETF makes the price go down, meaning you don't understand ETF pricing.

Why did the market go up so much today? What are the pundits saying? I went up 7% on Friday but only 1% today

>>23225945
Oh no.

DOOOMP IT

>>23225903
Blame the virus. People freaking out over the hit the virus is doing to the Warnermedia unit. But people forget the communications unit, you know the part that deals with internet and phone service, is booming now due to streaming bandwith suckage and useage in general. Soon it'll really be booming once the new 5G iphone hits. (Apple stock holder to)

>>23225938
there is no blue wave coming and Trump is easily winning reelection, that's what the market is saying

The polls are worthless

>>23225973
Re-evaluate your strategy.

>>23224884
>>23224964
>>23225080
I don't know why porn sites don't adopt a booru style of tagging.
>short
>big breasts
>big ass
>tan lines
>panties around leg
>1boy
>1girl
That kind of shit.

>>23225973
You are gambling too hard and aren’t hedging correctly. You don’t even have to have a good play/bad play ratio >%50. You just have to have proper hedging and risk management in place so that your bad plays don’t hurt nearly as bad and you can let your good plays run.

https://zolmax.com/investing/zacks-brokerages-anticipate-gamestop-corp-nysegme-will-announce-quarterly-sales-of-1-11-billion/4929433.html

>Wall Street analysts forecast that GameStop Corp. (NYSE:GME) will announce sales of $1.11 billion for the current quarter, Zacks report

What does it mean

>>23225973
Kinda. Ive made 300$ in the last 6 months and Ive put in a little over a 1000. I feel like I should have made more but maybe Im just retarded.

>>23225989
massive tax increases, complete open borders, and endless welfare surely are the ticket to success and new market highs

You know there's a very simple solution to not getting totally assblasted on TQQQ in a -34% black monday scenario:

buy far otm monthles puts on your long stock (maybe every 3 months or so). If TQQQ really does giga outperform qqq over the same time period, then the premiums lost to puts probably won't even matter. If TQQQ goes to shit you still lose money but you aren't JUSTED.

>>23226034
It means GME trash

>>23225963
TQQQ, unless you can't wait for recovery.
The drawdown is meaningless unless you're forced to sell the bottom.

>>23226008
cute

>>23225973
Sounds like u got dumb moneyed.

Just buy and hold good stocks, this is why most people lose money trading. Imagine all that time/emotional dread being spent on an actual project to make you a lot more money...

>>23225911
This just further reaffirms you don’t know what you’re talking about

C has been moving kinda steady up all day today with the trend still going after hours. Seems that annalist all agree this earning report coming tomorrow is when banks start turning the corner so to speak. (Wells Fargo is still the worst of the lot though so...). Nothing to do but bid my time and wait for 65+ to come back with a vengeance. But it's all good. There's that 0.51 x 4 divvy w/4+ yield to collect while I wait.

>>23226105
3x levereged ETFs will be outlawed to protect retail investors. It won't happen too far from the TQQQ yearly lows

>>23226105
>The drawdown is meaningless unless you're forced to sell the bottom.
On a leveraged security? Anon, I...

>>23226105
>>23226105

am you on crack O_O
it not drawdown problem it slippage
TQQQ suffered severe slippage during crash

For TQQQ reach ATH again, QQQ had reach 200 points higher.

TQQQ only just now beating QQQ again, like today

>>23226196
>3x etfs outlawed
>retail investors turn to weekly otm calls
YES PLS

>>23225938
>What’s going to be the next bullshit narrative
it's not a civil war just a few minor altercations here n there what like 2 people have died

>>23226105
>what is compound interest

... do you not understand why holding TQQQ in a bear market would be bad? Days of red candles?

>>23226008
No straight back to ATH this week.

>>23226052
yes unironically

How much money do you need to finally reach gf city?

someone in an earlier thread posted the gamestop subr*ddit and i hate them for it because i've been reading it and it's really depressing.

>>23223637
I think the same everyday. I'm too poor to YOLO into one or the other on an opposite day, and everytime I try to time anything it does exactly what I do to want it to do.

How would one go about setting up a good in and our rhythm with these tickets? Such as a certain percentage in TQQQ and a bit in SQQQ?

>>23226105
Remember when you said

>you have no idea what you’re talking about

Zoom zoom... don’t get lost in the sauce my friend. I could say bad things. I love you little guy

>HD
>V
>MSFT
>BABA
>UNH
>extra slot for meme plays like NET
This is all you need to make it

>>23226249
you can't buy a personality or confidence, anon.

>>23226266
Why? Heartbreaking tales of people trying to refund their Funko Pops?

>>23226266
GME has thousands upon thousands upon thousands of employees, the Reddit place is just where the pathetic ones jerk each other off over how much it sucks to have an easy job

>>23226196
>will be outlawed to protect retail
This is a very small political tail risk and you're insane to state this as if it's a fact. Even then, I can sell and recreate an equivalent leverage for my own recovery holding using options if I really have to.
Circuit breakers and rebalancing nearly eliminate my risk and forced statements om brokerages nearly eliminate broker liability.
>>23226201
I'll listen if you try to make a point.
>>23226212
What point are you trying to make, RKG? This isn't a problem over 10+ years unless we Japan-crab.
I know you can make smarter moves with options or futures but I accept my limitations.
Am I really missing something?

>>23226254
Can you record video on those? I wonder if he was recording at the time. That'll be more evidence for the trial.

>>23226288
He can buy a hooker though

decay on 3x ETF's isn't a problem if you pick one in a hot sector like NAIL. You did buy NAIL in March right? Or at least May?

>>23226303
mostly employees talking about how stressed out they are and how shitty their lives are and how they hope they don't die of a heart attack or stroke soon from all the stress and depression. this is just a taste. a lot of this on there.

At the end of my rope lads. 75k and keep freaking crabbing up and down thousands. Financial future looking bleak. Can't make it off stocks nor get a job for many months now. At the end of my rope lads. 75k and keep freaking crabbing. Financial future looking bleak. Can't make it off stocks nor get a job for many months now. See a bunch of stiff reasonably low but decide to wait a wee bit more. All in TQQQ and I'd be at 6 figures right now. SOXL? About 6 figures or slightly below. Other moves, big ones, usually move against me. Sell a call? Stock goes up. Don't sell a call? Stock goes down. Do the valuations look ridiculous? Certainly but I intended to take advantage of that. Circus show of a market but I keep failing. So much for a solitary life away from society.

Nothing else to say really just anger and depression. No questions as none of you can help me.

>>23226226
>why is holding a bull ETF bad in a bear market
Imagine thinking I had said this.
Just imagine it.
Holding a leveraged TQQQ over 20 years is better than holding VOO over 20 years. Hopefully I can sell before the next black swan but even if I don't.
What you're saying just falls apart under most scenarios where the US economy continues to grow.

>>23226331
a hooker isn't a gf and will probably give you an STD, anon.

>>23226266
>gamestop wagies

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ja11gb/markets_literally_ran_out_of_gme_shares_to_sell/

inb4 >leddit

>>23226284
You're not making a point here.
The drawdown is meaningless unless you're forced to sell the bottom. The most recent TQQQ massive drawdown was a once in a decade black swan, wiped out 50%. And then recovered.
Make a point or you just look ignorant.

Why would 3x leveraged ETFs be outlawed ? I’d never heard of this

>>23226359
What? I literally said what this anon said>>23226201

Say you’ve got $100, and there’s a 10% drop. You’ll be down to about $65 (3.5x the underlying) in TQQQ, then say it’s up 10%. You will still be down to about $81.25 (2.5x the underlying). The underlying will be at 99 (down 1%) and you will be down 18.75%. Do you see now?

>>23225533
Winner, guess that’s where it’s going

>>23226336
kinda spooky how accurate my meme lines are sometimes as i look at different charts on a whim.

RETURN THE ITEM WAGIE
MAKE CONSOOOMER HAPPY

>>23226380
See, he said numbers kept going up! Thats a sign GME is gonna soar!!!

Did you become a BIGboy today frens? You should if you haven't yet.

>>23226350
If you don't have a steady income from a job, and ideally building a career, your mindset for investing and trading is at serious risk. We all want to make it, but there will be pain and waking up at 6 AM for a while to get there.

>>23226345
what wrong with this O_O
it sounds comfy

maybe after make few more 100k will work at gamestop :3

>>23226287
NET is not a meme, it will be 100B+ Market Cap in a year. Quote it. Businesses will eat up being able to "cloud" more networking technology like VPNs.

>>23226401
Yes, that's what the SEC page says, and it's true.
QQQ ALSO suffers from the down 10% up 10% problem.
I think the SEC warnings are accurate and a good thing to have. Retail shouldn't jump into TQQQ ignorantly. But you really don't seem to understand leverage decay. The kind of megacrab required to make TQQQ NOT recover when QQQ DOES recover is very unlikely to destroy my prospects over 10+ years.
>Do you see now?
lmao

>>23226399
Wagies might make it, mr nosenberg would have to find new employees

>>23226399
SEC sees enough people lose their shit and it's not very far fetched. I mean direxion killed a bunch of their 3x products voluntarily.

>>23226399
can't have our tax cows retiring now, can we?

>>23226399
It's more for commodities etfs. They suffer from contango which gets exacerbated under leverage. The oil ones for example were the reason the oil dropped to negative. They had to dump all their contracts becuase they're just an etf and cant handle actually receiving the oil.

>>23226473
>not far fetched
>avoid profitable bets because it's bound to happen
Huge spread between these probabilities, you're giving bad advice desu.

Please help me understand this data. If hedge shorts were majority short during the March to now bull run, doesn't this mean that they've been losing considerably? They're only now shifting to majority long positions.

Engurlund has x100 ETF's that's what I'm fuckin talkin bout. We need that shit over here.

>>23226034
GME is a pump and dump. No matter how bright their future is the average coom poster here will bail after Q3 obliterates their accounts.

>buy some NET puts just before close, it has to correct, r-right?
>it's still going up post market

I....i don't feel so good.

>>23226321
>This isn't a problem over 10+ years
it just we probably wont have president who litterally pump market for their poll numbers every again

you can look at recent slippage and go "oh no problemo"
but really if we had anything but Fed massively pump market TQQQ would never have recovered from slippage >_<

am guess it not really problem me mean yolo ###
but you should look at slippage ratio on TQQQ
bring up chart that have QQQ and TQQQ over lap and look around, you will see just how much money it lost :3

>>23226345
>>23226380

>>23226504
>good advice is telling people to jump into 3x accounts.
if you want to have fun with your play account then fine, but i guarantee no serious big boy investor is holding 3x timebombs in their portfolio

>>23224928
>I need more work on hair and skin
Red light therapy, regular use a conditioner every day, add collagen in your diet, exfoliate, look into microneedling, also try apple cider vinager as it really does help with wrinkles and shit.

Now tell us about the too enamel 'tism anon pls. There is some stuff in China that is still being developed but I don't want to wait for that.

>>23226521
you fucked up big time

>>23226034
revenues dont matter if SG&A costs continue to be high and make GME lose money instead of ending the quarter on a profit
it's presumably why short sellers have not covered yet because Q3 could be a huge rug pull to the rally fueled with speculation only

im more hopeful for Q4 for obvious reasons but Q3 is going to be another dreadful coinflip like Q2

>>23226459
were talking about TQQQ vs VOO you fucking retard holy shit

>>23226510
there's a reason why the vast majority of hedge funds can't beat the yearly returns of the SPY, anon.

>>23226510
Nah this data has to be out of whack. Banks literally recorded record investing profits and I assume hedgefunds did the same.

>>23226345
I fucking hate the public. My dearest wish is to make enough money off stocks to never have to talk to anyone.

>>23224928
exosomes by direct biologic can awaken/make more hair follicles. also just get FUT surgery

>>23226510
they called hedgefund for reason anon
it because they mainly hedge major market position >_<

you thinking of mutual fund

>>23226521
Fucking me either... You pick up 55$ puts?

Im taking the NAK pill, but I have some questions.

When will the Pebble mine's fate be decided upon? Is there a certain time that congress has to approve it by?

What % return can I expect from this?

Is this entirely dependent on whether or not Trump gets reeelected?

Please and thanks, NAK bros.

>>23224953
Stannous fluoride.
>>23224928
Using a light retinol like differin eliminates light wrinkles. I have gray hair and I'm 30 with no crows feet or smile lines.

>>23226249

If you make enough money, you will do everything to not get a girlfriend and just keep them at friends with benefits level desu

That being said, go all in on NAK. You either will be rich af or down a few thousand.

>>23226560

This went through my mind but just seems unreal if it's accurate. I've seen the stats that claim 90%+ can't beat SPY, but if that's entirely true then investor sentiment towards just opening up a brokerage account and putting it into SPY/VOO should be catching on. Right?

>>23226564
I keep checking this hedgopia guy, he posts some interesting charts but I don't know if his metrics are reliable.

>>23226451
>what wrong with this O_O
>it sounds comfy

Nothing about customer service is comfy, I'm assuming they have some sort of metric to meet to stay employed or for a bonus which makes the job even more soul crushing

>>23226510
Managed funds haven't been able to consistently beat the indices for decades. That's why I really don't give a fuck what those schmucks are doing. They skim their money right off the top of AUM and fees.

>>23226588
hear hear, just left a retail banking job and I fucking counted down the seconds of my last shift

>>23226633
wtf is the DMA?

BoA a good buy?

>>23226387
Holy shit

>>23226633
Nigga why do you think ETF's pretty much control the market and have grown frighteningly large in the last 20 years? Fund managers still get a lot of business because most people think that Wall Street is actually smarter than them.

>>23226588
Based.

>>23226607
Effectively, betting on NAK is betting on Trump winning reelection, because he was already receptive to the mine. The issue he has is getting reelected so he can help to get it approved. Part of this is because of the executive order regarding minerals considered essential to national defense. The mine would contain a large amount of some of those minerals.
Considering NAK is at $1 right now, I figure your return could be 20x to 40x. Look at the movement of miners like PLL. It went 8x when it was announced Tesla would be entering into a deal with them. So there's little doubt in my mind that NAK would jump to 20+ if the mine got approved, and proceed to 40 in due time afterward.

I can’t wait for the etf bubble to pop and all these pussy retards who are scared to own individual stocks get BTFOd
>hur dur muh hedge fund can’t beat spy
Shut the fuck up retard

>>23224855
Why didn’t you tell me about NET?

>>23223189
IMAGINE THE SMELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23226539
That's fine because I never said that.
I said
>I think the SEC warnings are accurate and a good thing to have. Retail shouldn't jump into TQQQ ignorantly.
>no big boy investor
I'm not a whale.
I think you're just looking for a stupid fight and you're not saying anything relevant for me.

how 2 invest in mole people?

>>23226749
CAT

>>23226749
Wait for The Boring Company to IPO

>>23226519
Q3 is Nov 25th
After console releases and other major news items.

Also even just a minor earnings beat would be brutal, though I dont personally plan on taking earnings risk

Will NAK ever dip so I can get in? Similarly, how high do we think NAK will go after it gets approved vs once it starts producing?

>>23226554
From the very beginning I said a thesis where VOO goes up and QQQ doesn't is stupid.
If that's your thesis though your recommendation should be UPRO.
Your point about leverage itself was misinformed and this sidebar on boomer industrials versus tech stocks is kind of a waste of time.

>>23223987
The market is only based on what the lowest common denominator that could make an impact might think -- even if they don't think it. You best learn this cause you sound like you have no idea how the actual market works.

>>23226380
Never be a wagie, imagine being a fucking wagie is 2020.

NEW!! come post in fresh thread!!

>>23226785

>>23226785

>>23226785

>>23226785

SPOOKY

>>23226785

>>23226785

>>23226748
>I think you're just looking for a stupid fight
yeah you're right, i've been drinking. i do recommend reading the prospectus though, as long stretches of vol can cause some real chaos with these products because of the cost of the swaps they need to purchase to lever up. i have considered taking a partial position in a 2x ETF, but it would not be a primary holding

>>23226387
Nothing burger. There’s too much selling pressure from individual investors during regular hours for this to ever be a problem for shorts.

tfw your mutual funds are outpacing your individual stock purchases.

>>23226732
>>23223189

>>23226640
Thoughts on RRBGX?

>>23226494
>The oil ones for example were the reason the oil dropped to negative.
Incorrect. Oil went negative the May futures contract was rapidly dropping and lot of longs never intended to take delivery, could not take delivery even if they wanted to for lack of facilities to store it. So all of those had to dump their positions at any price, including paying others to take their position. That's why negative oil.

>>23226804
no
the moon
mars

>>23226609
Better than Sodium Fluoride imo.

>>23226843
Who do you think held a massive amount of those contracts? The oil etfs, especially the leveraged ones you fuckwad

>>23226523
Those are two good reasons that backtesting 2010-2020 might lead to too much optimism.
I really don't think an administration change in 2024 is going to set me back too far.
Slippage is something I could avoid if I was an options genius but I doubt it's going to eat my expected CAGR for two decades. I'll be honest, I'm putting extremely low odds on the 2020s and 2030s being a bust for large cap tech stocks. If I'm wrong, then VOO and QQQ and everything else except swinging futures with extreme skill will turn out to have been a bad idea.

>>23223189
HEXO TBLT UAVS
GET RICH BITCHES!

>>23226837
Don't care, I outperform it.

>>23226823
2x sounds safer.
50/50 with TFM better still.
I'm betting the 2020s and 2030s will be a tech boom. Once things settle after the election I might just do 75% TQQQ 25% TMF. I lose risk parity for better gains.
Every counterargument boils down to "do you really trust NDX in the 2020s?"
Yes. Yes I do. I know I might be wrong.

>>23226882
You blamed the 3x etfs for it and implied the leverage was the cause. That is incorrect.

>>23226030
Shit, you just gave me a good business idea...

>>23226345
imagine caring about your dead-end job in a dying company

>>23223189
why....why didnt i buy tsla 330. i just got into stocks and i watched tesla crash and i didnt fucking do anything

>>23225669
>Tangible reality is just relative bro!
KYS

>>23225863
>Selling covered calls on divvie stock
Based and will make it pilled