/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23217628
Start with becoming morally bankrupt

>>23217628
Eh, if he doesn't have a family because he dedicated his life to working and he's happy I don't understand what's bad.

>>23217730
are you mentally challenged

>>23217628
Fuck every fucking woman out of existence. Fucking parasites

at least he's dying with some good pussy? and if she's the sole inheritor that means he doesn't have any other immediate family to give it to? She is pretty fucked up but I guess it's better than the government getting it. I dunno.

>>23217628
Literally nothing wrong with this. He gets to coom hard before he kicks the bucket. He's luckier than I am desu.

>>23217807
You have to be at least 18 to post here you diva

>>23217628
Based golddigger. Mass respect for her hustling skills, biz could learn a lot from her.

>>23217628
Some lady did this to my uncle and spent his entire life savings. 1M that was supposed to go to he and his brother

>>23217815
>>23217829
autistic incel retards on 4chan see nothing wrong with this. not surprised.

>>23217628
Sad thing is if it was a old women. Biz would be on that like thai ladyboy pussy on rice.

>>23217862
Some lady did this to my great uncle and spent his entire life savings. 1M that was supposed to go to my dad and his brother

>>23217628
short whatever he was holding
she's gonna sell

To be fair, alot of people die and donate it all to cat rescue charities, mereswell just get some good pussy and enjoy his last years in style. I don't see a man being taken care of, I see a man who knows exactly what he is doing and living life to the fullest

>>23217867
Just admit that you're a misogynist that hates successful women.

>>23217628
Gold diggers deserve the rope

>>23217628
I would like that old man to have some dementia rage attack on her and smash his face so hard she's not recognizable anymore

>>23217860
>hustling

Having a vagina and using it. No wonder /biz/ is full of loser retards

>>23217628
whats wrong with this? poor dude gets a young ass walking around before he dies. you cant take money with you

>>23217901
This. Motherfucker is having his balls gargled. What else would he do? Donate it to some rich billionaire?

>>23217815

a lot of you guys are too stupid to read this post, but by the time you hit 89, your dick stops working. he also has dementia so he probably can’t remember shit

>>23217867
anyone else noticed that the people who use the word 'incel' are usually the ones who are actually fitting of the description, Usually used by beta males who are defending females on twitter
>sex work is real world incel
>Incels telling us to learn to code, you don't realise how women are oppressed by the wage gap
There are not many of these males around as it is usually a phase of neediness that males pass through in their lives of quiet desperation, before they learn women like a fucking daddy chads who keep them in line

>>23217888
no, she didn't "do this" because this guy had no family

>>23217628
kek, she got to it before some asian did at least

>>23217905
Successful women=goldigger

Go back to R E D D I T, faggot

>>23217687
>>23217628

what exactly is wrong with this?

>>23217966
checked. if im ever in this spot and dont have kids im going to maryy some 18 yo whore and lead her on about getting my money then leave it to some charity

>>23218028
scratch that I thought you were saying it's wrong he's old. yeah she's taking advantage of a old man with dementia and that's pretty wrong

>>23217628
this is about as risky a strategy is as holding pajeet coins
dementia doesn't really kill, it slowly degrades and the patient requires extensive help in the later stages, think cleaning up a lot more literal shit than an infant
this chick could be stuck for years with the geezer

that is of course unless she speeds things up, i wonder if there is no other family to press for extended investigations, how well will a dead in this cause be investigated?
still about as big a gamble on the chicks case as we make here

>>23217628
I hope that fucker keeps kicking for another two decades.

>>23218028
I'm not getting a cut of the profits

>>23217888
>supposed to
No one owes you anything, especially if your dad wasn't even his immediate family.

>>23217905
Oh i'm so fucking jealous about a person having it this easy because she have a pussy, exploiting an old rich man that's about to die.

God fucking damn i'm such an incel, i should become the toy boy of some old retarded rich woman so i can make it like this whore.

>>23217628
ALL

>>23217628
All his assets are in a trust. She has to take the bank to court. I'm sure she can find some greedy lawyers to argue her case for 10% cut.

>>23218202
you can be the toy boy of a rich old dude, don't close your chances to only 1 genre

why is this legal? why is it acceptable for whores to use men for money and abuse them like this?

>>23218255
It's legal for the cia to give epstein money and help him rape kids. All in the name of national security. The law has nothing to do with morals or ethics. It is solely about controlling the people.

>>23218241
ohnonononono

>>23218255
same reason it is legal for it to be the other way around?

>>23217628
Tell me you wouldnt

>>23218325
don't care how many old men balls she had in her mouth, i definitely still would. might even kiss her if im horny enough.
added benefit is that she is rich now.

>>23218056
imagine if that's what this guy is doing, that would be so based
just faking dementia, fuck the girl for free

>>23217888
I remember you posting this on either /pol/ or /biz/ before

>>23217628
His family should be protecting him. This smells like bait.

>>23218325
LOL. If I were the old man I would force her to have my children before I died at least. Then donate all my money to the united negro fund after she has the kids and right before i die

>>23218246
Sorry but i'm not a faggot like you, do it yourself.

>>23217628
He has dementia. She's just taking his money right from under his nose. This pdeophilia is wrong for the same reason

>>23218485
There is nothing wrong with being a minor attracted person. Pedophilia is okay!

>>23217628
Look at the bottom left image, what a soulless whore face.

>>23218402
>united negro fund
I fucking love /biz/ sometimes

>>23218572
kys

>>23218379
>be great uncle
>beloved small town catholic priest
>makes smart investments in the stock market
>takes my father and his brother under his wing because their dad died and mom disowned them
>great uncle puts the boys to work daily. Teaches them how to be men and how to invest properly
>great uncle regularly supports the boys as they mature and start family’s
>enter me
>great uncle is kind loving and generous
>great uncles health begins to deteriorate
>eventually needs live in care
>roastie succubus caretaker brainwashes him with blowjobs after a entirely celibate life
>convinces great uncle that dad and bro are out for his money
>proceeds to spend 1.2 million dollars on herself and her adult son
>changes his will to do not resuscitate
>great uncle is about to die needlessly due to dnr
>dad strong arms doctors into saving him
>great uncle is so brainwashed he is mad at my dad for saving him until the day he eventually dies 3 years later
>the will was changed and he left them nothing
>there is nothing left to leave to anyone, caretaker spent literally every penny

:(

All of you larping faggots would jump on the chance to marry some old cunt with a fortune and no life left, don't even pretend otherwise. It's why you're on /biz/, because you desperately want a get rich quick scheme that actually works.

>>23218768
Yeah it was you I think. Cum does stupid things to a man :(

I hope she gets absolutely nothing. This man has kids, his kids have kids, a legacy, people who he probably worked very hard to build a trust for. Then this care worker with an only fans finds out he has dementia, is fucking LOADED and decides to try and steal this fortune out from under him and his children. Tries to take his fucking legacy because his mind is gone, doesn't even know who he his, doesn't even know who SHE is, just knows that he is receiving what he thinks is love and it feels better than being alone.

Dementia is fucked boys. Watched two grandparents go through it. It is horrifying to look in the eyes of someone you shared so much of your life with and realize they have no idea who you are. Who they are. Where, when they are. They are like children, even more vulnerable.

I hope the trust drags her ass through court and she is left with nothing but the taste of old man balls in her mouth.

>>23217829
Dude's lucky if he can even get it up at that age, his nut must be like pipe cleaner after being dormant for so many decades

>NOOOOO THINK OF THE OLD MAN GETTING BLOWN EVERY DAY IN HIS LAST FEW YEARS SHES *LITERALLY* ABUSING THIS POOR INNOCENT RICH DUDE
LMAO, get off your high horse, you dumb niggers make the "post women you'll bang when you make it" threads all the time, yet seethe because a mummy is doing exactly that? Go clutch your hypocrite pearls a little harder you jealous virginal cucks. You'll never make it anyway.

>>23217901
This, if they don't have a will it just goes straight to the government. As much as this roastie is an evil kike at least she won't spend the money on importing shitskins and gibs for niggers

>>23218935
based and hypocrisypilled

>>23218829
unironically this

>>23218935
bro he's 90 there is no way his dick works

>>23218793
i know i definitely would. these /pol/ kiddies are honestly insufferable (and not real /biz/ness men)
>>23218829
>a legacy
fucking kek. for all you know he could've been a fucking janitor and his kids drug abusers. nobody even knows who he is, he doesn't have a legacy.
at least she did something to earn his fortune. licking old men balls isn't great, but it's a cost you would have to pay to move up in the world.

>>23218935

>>23217687
>>23217730
You. Are. Retarded.

>>23217628
This makes me sad but this is happening all the time.

And then I think about the story my Dad shared with me... about a friend of his he met through a writing club. He was an old man who we would visit at the longterm care centre he was spending his final years at. My Dad said the man had no family and was terribly lonely but he was a brilliant writer and they developed a close friendship. Apparently he had offered to give my Dad money for us kids to use for school one day (we were so young I don't have any memory of my own of him) but my Dad was uncomfortable and declined... he never had any savings for our college fund.

Meanwhile there was a nurse who took advantage of him and ended up getting that money.

>>23218241
Kek is this 4d chess from the old dude?

>put all your assets in a trust marked for your kids
>book into a nursing home for a few months
>pretend to have alzheimers/dementia, pay nursing home staff to play along with it
>wait for goldigger roastie to come along and take the bait
>get married, free blowjobs for the next few years until you die and no need to pay hookers
>die leaving the roastie with nothing except a stomach full of your semen
>roastie kills herself when she realises she was BTFO

I'm 100% doing this when I'm old

>>23218393
They are, they got his back. He gets to spend his last years with her and as soon as hes passed they gonna serve her the old "mental state, sry bro marriage no good, money stay in family"

>>23219152

>>23218768
If I make it, after two or three kids I'm considering chopping my balls off so that I don't do something equally as stupid

>>23219076
yeah because janitors have trusts set up to safeguard their fortune

you're an idiot anon. like a true idiot.

I feel like this story belongs here

>Uncle has friend who does vehicle smog checks
>One day a poor old lady has a car that failed by a very tiny margin, literally 0.01 away from passing
>Old lady begs and pleads with him, she has cancer anyways
>He passes her
>That night at dinner he mentions this to his wife
>His wife has been fucking another man behind his back
>His wife tells the court he does illegitimate smog checks
>He loses his business, licenses, house, cars, goes to jail.
>Lives in a hotel after jail, dies of cancer.

Bitches, not even once.

Well, she'll get the money, and then her mentally ill ass will proceed to piss it away back into the economy

She deleted her Twitter account

dated a girl who worked in an old folks home
she said that some of the nicer widowers had asked her to sleep back to back with them and she did it a couple times
wanted to get mad at her, but her job was fairly high paying and had low qualifications

>>23219231
it's definitely possible. there are countless possibilities where this guy didn't actually earn his fortune. we know absolutely nothing about him, which is to say that he does not have a legacy by that fact alone. he has nothing anyone will remember him by. i think using the word legacy is absolutely wrong in this case.
also not having a legacy is absolutely fine. as for me i just want to enjoy life and don't care if i build up a legacy or not. leaving a legacy is overrated.

>>23219270

This can't be real. If men are the gender more capable of physical violence women have to be the ones more capable of social violence the most vicious breakup stories are female-driven.

>>23219323
lol

>>23218829
He was apparently only taken care off by his nurse (whom he married). The "kids" didn't give a shit as long as he shut up and sat in whatever nursery they wanted him to sit in and die in alone and forgotten.
Why the fuck should these brats and their brats get a single dollar?
Yeah, she doesn't "deserve" it either, but there's no reason why egotistical lazy zoomers who don't take care of their own elderly parents should somehow be owed his money.
It used to be that the child repaid his parents by taking care of them. Now the child apparently believes he's entitled to their everything for merely existing.

>>23219336
100% real. It was crazy because my uncle is an automobile mechanic and all the mechanics in the area know each-other. This bitch ruined that man, he had his own business, house, cars, all that smog equipment (which is fucking expensive).

>>23217987
you an incel right?

>>23219270
Jesus fuck, thanks for reminding me to only date bitches who are substantially uglier than me.

>>23219323
I'm starting to really hate that website
>post some dumbass shit that's obviously wrong
>get called out for it
>either block people or delete your account instead of doing any attempt at defending your point
It's either that or people posting coomer shit, and coomer shit can be had elsewhere for less effort

>>23218768
>catholic priest
Maybe you should've offered him your virginity instead?

I've noticed that this thread managed to entirely divide /biz/ between 12 year old /pol/ moral police and chads who would marry this same girl for her inherited fortune kek

>ugh, how do I hide my shitcoin income from scamming third worlders I don't want to pay a single dollar in taxes despite using welfare money and trumpbux to buy them
>WOAH THINK ABOUT MUH MORALS SHE CAN'T DO THAT! JESUS IS CRYING
This is just jealousy and nothing else. You're not a bastion of morality, you're just furious you're too ugly and autistic to con anyone but an underage pajeet with broken English.

>>23219270
BS. The guy did more than pass the old lady.

She just got doxxed. Rumor going around that he has dementia and she was his nurse.

>>23219540
Where I live you go to jail if you do illegitimate smogs. Sure he passes her when he shouldn't have, but he didn't expect to get ratted out by his fucking wife.

>>23217888
maybe your dad and uncle should have sucked your great uncle's cock and then they would have got the money. did they ever think of that?

>>23219270
Yep, it's bullshit. Word isn't proof in court, they'd instead would have to send inspectors to catch him in the act.
Sounds like your uncle either embellished the facts, or you're just another /r9k/ kiddie making shit up to grow your mgtow numbers so more boys join your little circlejerk

>>23219614
Retard, there is a record of the smog check. Once a state inspector comes and audits your smog check machine, he can see the discrepancy between the results of the tests (pass) and the performance of the vehicle (should have failed).

You're a fucking cuck, and faggots like you are why women are whores nowadays.

>>23219591
How did they prove it? I call BS. This wasn't just the one case where he could easily claim that it was a mistake or something else.

>>23219693
The Bureau of Automotive Repair got involved. There is a hotline you can dial if you feel a mechanic is doing something shady, they audit a repair shop to make sure they aren't doing fake smog checks. She notified the court, which got the Bureau involved. They then audited his smog check machine and saw that the car had failing numbers, but he gave it a pass. That alone got him sent to jail.

>>23219754
Also, you cannot make a mistake. The smog check process is kind of tedious, you have to enter all values twice, you have to basically confirm everything twice. This is done to ensure there are no user errors. Even then, right before you pass or fail a vehicle, the machine takes you step by step through each of your entered values to make sure it is correct.

>>23219152
gold

might just do this if i make it

thx 4chin

>>23219152
also very good copypasta if possible to harvest.

il sapore e bellisimo

>>23218056
>some charity
People need to start understanding that CHARITIES DO NOT EXIST.

“Donating to charity” is simply “giving it to Jews.”

>>23217966
It's like stealing from a child who is pretending to have a wedding in a schoolyard. This old man is completely out of it and is probably thinking that this woman was his first wife or some shit. What she's doing is absolutely heinous.

>>23217628
based women. how do they do it? truly the pinnacle of evolution

>>23219173
Kek also as my death drew closer I would lie to her and tell her I have a number of fetishes I would like her to fulfil before I die, and she would oblige, as she would have the windfall in sight. This would make her final defeat all the more humiliating, pushing her over the edge guaranteeing her suicide

>I want to see you eat my shit
>destroy your ass with huge object insertion
>get my name tattooed across your body

>>23219966
One woman I was with was ready to kill herself on my word. Just saying lol.

>>23219468
You honestly think taxes are moral?

>>23217905
I’ll admit that no problem. Now tell us about your own shortcomings.