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2319717 No.2319717 [Reply] [Original]

How do I buy stock bros? I'm from /fit/ I don't know much about it?

>> No.2319762

Try the robinhood app

Its good for beginners

>> No.2319827

i went to walmart and there were no cashiers because they'd all invested in btc, then i went to my bank to get some money out and the only teller there was like "wtf fiat you dumb cunt?"

went to the bakery to get some lunch and he said he would only accept ETH for bread, got into my car had an empty tank went to get gas only options to pay were litecoin and digibyte

so i walked home, i think crypto is taking over

>> No.2319833

>stocks

FUCK OFF NOCOINER

>> No.2319835

>>2319762
I'm in the UK

>> No.2319855
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>>2319835
Ah heres the uk version

>> No.2319867

>>2319855
kek

>> No.2319869

>>2319855
Kek

OP do you mean stocks or btc?

>> No.2319878

stocks top zozzle you can just give your money to me m8

>> No.2319883

buy DGB

>> No.2320049

>>2319869
whats btc?
I mean stock I guess

>> No.2320080

don't listen to these people, buy bit-bean

>> No.2320097

>buying stocks
>ever
get fucked normie

>> No.2320143

Honestly just ask your bank for help if you cant handle googling "how to buy stocks"
Im serious they probably have a program with a big wealth management company

>> No.2320167

>>2320143
They do but I think it allows only to buy stock from the UK companies not international

>> No.2320210

>>2320049
BTC stands for "Black Thin Cocks"

We have a stock here all about the black porn industry. You shoud check it out.

Everyone who buys in now is getting FUCKED.