/biz/ - Business & Finance

Accumulate GME and WKHS

fuck niggers, jews, spics
but especially fuck jannies

is michael silva a meme or not?

GREEN MONDAY!

GME $8 EOY

im going all in tsla and amd with my 40k neet savings

Are there actually retards that think GME will go to 9.50 after a revenue sharing deal with Gamerpass with MS when it was at 9.50 the day before that?
Has smg become this retarded?
This stock is the fucken easy money you people dream of and you are acting like fucken chimps over it.
The picture was from GME a month ago.

>>23193159
I like the Tesla play at least. Earnings will have Zoomies and Retardhood fags jump in.

Thinking about 2023 leaps on SILJ

>>23193174
>autistic screencap collections
>phoneposting
yeah i'd bet against that

BLOOD RED
or
BLOOD GREEN
?

>>23193189
Your loss anon

should I sell my penny shits that I'm down 67% and 47% on

At what point do you consider a portfolio to be no longer poor?
https://www.strawpoll.me/21083957

Was watching the news this morning, WDRB, most entertaining. I spent most of the time watching the all female anchors (Weather babe and 2 news desk babes)

When do we hear if WKHS will turn to 5 or 50?

Are we going green boys?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1315316071243476997?s=20

>>23193174
dude chill
the fact that there are so many bad articles about GME makes me more confident

also imagine if you didn't buy GME, you'd be salty as fuck at the lucky retards who got +100% in a month, let them stay mad
no one here is going to affect the price movements of GME anyways

>>23193225
Why doesn't matter? You're gonna wait until its 500 before you finally FOMO into it anyways

>>23193191
Any hint of red and all Trump needs to tweet is: stimulus talks are going well. He owns the market, Its actually quite amazing.

>>23193238
Good point. Still mad at anons missing out because of bitter shills.

>>23193191
Trump will be on Fox today shilling about the market, so GREEN

>>23193250
AI algos respond to his twitter. He could tweet “good” and stocks would go up.

UPS to 225-250
Fedex to 340-400
EOY

Book it, screencap this. I will eat raw paper if this doesn't turn out to be true.

The stimulus talks have broken down. Monday the Senate will begin the Barrett confirmation hearings - all attention & political capital will be spent on the confirmation; there is no time to reach a stimulus deal. Senators & Representatives are now focused on ensuring they & their party gets re-elected.
The last stimulus checks took 19 days to send out after being passed - we are now 23 days out. If a stimulus were to somehow be miraculously passed, it would need to be before Thursday to get it in the hands of voters. The Barrett hearings go from Monday to Thursday. Why would Senators & Representatives want to pass a stimulus if their voters had zero chance of receiving it before the elections?
The market has been propped up by LEGO string & pixie dust for the last week on 'fake' posturing, that each side is looking for a deal.
Pelosi doesn't want a deal. She wouldn't have put all the poison pills in the 2.2 trillion bill if she didn't
>checks to illegal immigrants
(apparently Mnuchin is now approving of this)
>voter ID illegal nationwide
>election requirements
There is no chance the House will be emergency recalled a SECOND time, after being recalled for the post office funding debacle. We are too close to the election - people are campaigning.
What does this mean for the market?
From what I've read, the consensus was that the market had priced in a $1.5 trillion stimulus.. this is not going to happen until probably November 16-20, but will most likely be ~$2 trillion --- larger stimulus, but further out..
We already heard Powell speak at NABE on the importance of stimulus..
Can the charade continue, or will this week the market sell-off as it realizes no stimulus for at least 6 weeks?

>>23193104
That's a cute girl

What happens if you buy so many calls that the amount of shares you control is greater than the size of the company? Has this ever happened?

I'm fantasizing about being a bored rich person and just YOLOing millions of the furthest-OTM calls just because it would be funny to see the market's reaction and create epic memes and gamma squeezes.

>>23193104
green light yourself

>>23192183

>>23193315
sorry senpai we`re on /biz so this must be a man

>>23193285
After the election, if biden wins, Trump and congress has no incentive to do anything other than sit on their asses and let the clock wind down till jan 20 2021. Hell Trump may do it just to say "fuck you" to not getting back in office.

Draftkings PUTS anon here.

Apologize. I'm waiting.

>>23193285
Everyone knows that, obviously Pelosi doesn't want to provide people with money knowing that Trump will get a boost from it just before the election. Stimulus doesn't matter to the market as long as it happens after the election

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/stock-market-outlook-catalysts-gain-advice-buy-sectors-banks-blackrock-2020-10-1029667498

Bullish news for CLF.. 106% insider ownership

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>>23193140
yeah puts

>>23193328

N

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-Isama. Niisama! No one wants to hear about your dumb tokens, baka oniichan!

>>23193104
fucking faggots

>>23193209
Do you mind seeing your holdings go through a rs, say 30:1 then massive dilution, then repeat six months to a year later?

>>23193104
Why is the rest of the board nothing but coinshit?

>25% UPS
>15% FDX
>15% AMZN
>15% Green Energy
>10% Oil
>10% CLF
>10% NAK
Find 1 (ONE) flaw

>>23193441

Foreign zoomies trying to fleece niggermuttburger zoomies

>>23193441
Low barrier of entry. Get rich quick mentality. Thinking that crypto market is decoupled from the greater securities/commodities markets.

>>23193209
the only penny stocks i would touch is GSI.V and maybe OSS.V

>>23193456
AMZN maybe?
If they split the stock you’ll be a king though
(No GME also)

>>23193456
LIT (Lithium & Battery ETF)
Has Tesla in it's portfolio, pays a dividend and will increase immensely in value as lithium prices skyrocket in 2-5 years as EV's take hold.

>>23193456
>25% UPS
>20% FDX
>20% AMZN
>15% Green Energy
>10% CLF
>10% NAK
Dropped oil because it's literally 2020 lmao

>>23193423
lol i've been through that a couple of times with others. not fun

Biden will win and accomplish nothing

>>23193456
If Biden is elected, you will get probably get hit on NAK (mine blocked) & AMZN (monopoly break-up)
I also would hesitate to get in on oil (yet) - it's possible it goes even lower from now until ~December - it is bouncing right now I concede, but I don't know how long lived it will be. Europe is going into lockdown, USA is next; Latin America / India is still getting hit hard. The only economy that is doing well is China. I know that OPEC just told the bears to eat shit, but we're going into winter & you can't beat the overall market forces; with that said, if you plan on holding for >1 year you're going to be completely fine getting into oil now compared to a month or two from now (just you might get a slightly better price)

>>23193456
LOVE your top 3 holdings though. You'll make it anon.

>>23193517
this guy look like zombie kek

SELL
EVERYTHING

>>23193142

BASED. fresh off a ban fuck those fags I’ll take another gladly

Why write 1 monthly option when you can write 4 weekly?

>>23193209

Sell it. You’ll forget all about the fact that you lost money on it but if you keep it you’re constantly reminded what you’ve lost

>>23193509
I swore off penny stocks forever last week. Then bought another friday right before close...this time it will work out for sure!

Why do organizations like Google and Amazon and Facebook give liberals and BLM millions while manipulating society, and then act all surprised when the liberals break them up for monopoly.
Peak clown world

>>23192386
Underrated.

>>23193191
Blood green until December

>>23193104
come with ME
and you'll SEE

>>23193281

I’m going all in Monday this seems to be a pretty big brain play

>>23193456
Is NAK Northern Dynasty Minerals? Wtf

Does anyone else have to spend 30 min taking a shit once in a while?

>>23193456
you should be 100% NAK for 3000% gains

>>23193620
Because those are just pre-election words by politicians that won't happen

>>23193328
Underrrated thread

>>23193668
Wtf why is everyone talking about NAK?

>>23193214
i love you strawpoll anon

>>23193682
ICE IS NICE

>>23193661
In the US yeah, NDM in leaf land

>>23193682
NAK was the first stock ever mentioned in the first /smg/ thread

>>23193662
i take pretty quick shits
5 mins tops and thats if i bring my phone
unless im at work and am hiding

>>23193682
pump and dump small cap. always inverse /biz/

>>23193456

Unless you’re rich and old there’s no reason to be so diversified.

>>23193644
It's a brutal move by UPS & FedEx.

Retailer's HAVE to switch to being an online business.

UPS & FedEx have them by the balls and when Black Friday & Christmas comes around, it will be $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ as they upcharge them and add fees. Retailers have no choice.

Truly based.

>>23193662

Never and I’m getting towards boomer age where old men start grunting and groaning and talking to themselves on the shitter. But I’m active eat good and drink lots of water.

>>23193641
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>>23193140

Imagine explaining to your girl that you can't take her out because you lost it all on a cat masturbation meme.

Promise me you'll post your video of becoming anhero at 4PM monday.

>>23193796
jokes on you coomcat IS my girlfriend

>>23193493
different anon but I've been thinking about getting in on AMZN. I don't have a lot of liquidity right now but, is it worth basically being out of the market for a month to buy one amazon share? The possibility of a split does really seem like free money.

>>23193796
I’m already up a ton anon

>>23193796

Imagine having to explain anything to a girl.

>>23193827
>>23193827
>If they split the stock you’ll be a king though
why?

>>23193796
>SHORT SQUEEZE OF THE CENTURY
>GME TO 200
>SHORTS ON THE WAY BACK DOWN TO 15

OMG, YOU INVESTED IN GME?
PLEASE PUT YOUR GME MONEY INTO MY BUTTHOLE.

>>23193523
How the fuck do you believe chink virus numbers

>>23193851
More people willing to buy in with a lower price per share

>>23193849

Yeah, honestly, if your girlfriend/wife knows you have stocks it's because you tell them too much. Life is a lot easier when you learn to keep certain things hidden.

>>23193796
Whether it’s positive or negative, I love me some GME OC

>>23193875
that's not gonna be a big difference though is it? maybe a minor pump and dump at the time of the split. retail poorfags who cant afford 3k amazon are a very small segment of the market.

>>23193662
no i wait until the turtle is poking his head out

>dross in the OP
yea im thinkin based and gaypilled
also expect a red market tomorrow by noon

>Work for small company
>President deposits a percentage of my salary into an IRA of my choice every year
>Get to choose individual stocks
>Get to play options
>Peak comfy

>Work for large company
>Can only choose boomer mutual funds
>Target retirement date, large-cap, mid-cap, small-cap, bonds
>Can't YOLO my retirement in GME and retire by 30
>Plan doesn't allow in-service rollovers to my IRA so I can YOLO it there

Do THEY not want you to retire?

>>23193851
My reasoning is similar to AAPL and TSLA pumps immediately after those split. I think the (relatively) high cost of those stocks prior to split kept the barrier of entry high enough that not a lot of wsb retards could spend mommy's money on a single stock, but after the split, they could. It's literally the meme of the glass of water in the taller but narrower cup, but I'd expect at least a 20% rise in total value for ~3-4 days following a split just because people will be excited to own an AMZN share.
Again, it's stupid as fuck, but memestrength runs the market.

>>23193281
>few places to hide
don't hide, just buy

>>23193901
Catalysts:
Prime Day
Earnings
Possible Stock Split

Very little chance to lose. EVEN if you did lose on catalysts, it will take a week and then you're back to where you were...because it's fucking Amazon.

>>23193523
This nigga think biden has a chance lmaooooooooooooo

>>23193147
>red id

>>23193936
>AAPL and TSLA pumps immediately after those split
Both dumped after the split.

>>23193872
The virus numbers are fake, yes. They are way higher than they tell us. You will realize it this winter when they can't hide the truth anymore

- Is it too late to get in on WKHS? I made 500% profit earlier this year and cashed out but I'd love to ride the horse some more

- UPS or FedEx? Both?

- Should I get out of FNGU and rotate into FAS (financials bull ETF) or LIT or something else?

- Anyone else eyeing HIBL if there's stimulus? Even if there's just an airline bailout I bet it'll get to $150+

how can I date women and save money at the same time?

>>23193872
I've seen it with my own eyes
I have been on FaceTime with friends in China.
Things are back to normal (that's what you get for having a totalitarian state willing to weld people's doors shut & do mass cremations) Schools are open at full capacity, no masks; waterparks are open & packed, street celebrations for the Autumn festival - nobody wears masks
Why do you think that all industrial commodities are up for the past several months? It's because China is back to normal.. and China is THE major demand for them all; when the rest of the world is still suffering in output = demand the same while supply lower = price up

>>23193936
you can buy fractional shares on RH

>>23193936
Won't get split

>>23194032
become fit, healthy, charismatic and attractive. then get rich ladies to date you

>>23193901
looking at TSLA's split, the day you had to be holding in order to get the split was priced at 410, went up to 498 on the day of the split, dipped down to 330, and have been hanging around the price prior to split since (415-430ish).
If a similar action happens with AMZN I'd expect a $1000 rise, which, due to split, also doesn't have to be cashed out all at once (which is nice)
>>23193936
>(me)

>>23193820
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>>23193849
>>23193866
>>23193898

Solid Cohen: "Excellent work liquid, my.... apprentice."

*prayer call to solid in the background*

Solid Cohen: "... And to think, all it took was buying office 365 and a little GME coom cat."

Liquid Cohen: *teary eyed* "Don't be cruel master, just... just put him out of his misery"

>>23194012
It's China, we won't know shit what happened there. Especially not if Biden wins, considering he's a chinese cheerleader

>>23194018
UPS & FedEx

UPS has earnings in 2 weeks.

Both will go on a tear this upcoming shopping season.

The amount of money they're going to make this holiday season is going to break records.

>>23194032
how do i even meet a girl like this
i don't even know anymore
what good is money

>>23193964
Anything could happen between now & election day

>>23194117
Deductive trials.

I've met too many women to count. You keep dating & dating & dating until you can find one that bothers you the least.

>>23194093
>>23193796

>>23193964
Market is pricing in Biden's win. Also, look at green energy ETFs.

I've been on 1 date in the past 5 years.
Girls actually showed interest in me back in college but I was depressed and couldn't will myself into feeling feelings, so none of it went anywhere.
Now I sit at home and masturbate every day.

>>23194134
>biden winning florida
fucking KEK
he unironically has a better chance with Ohio and Arizona than he does Florida

>>23194033
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>>23194189
Just buy TQQQ, stay away from /biz, go workout, date around. Comeback later to 300% profits.

Easy fix.

>>23194134
Flip FL and AZ to Trump, MI to Biden and you've got it bud

>>23194149
thanks a lot famalam

actually i met a couple of women recently and was starting to get frustrated because a lot of them also suck or it just don't work out

but that is encouraging, i need to step up my numbers it seems

Reminder that if you want to become good traders (probably also applies to investors), you should 100% be tracking every trade you take in a spreadsheet or similar so you can draw statistics from it. This will tell you things like: are you more profitable on some months than others? What about day of the week? Maybe you're tired by wednesday and your performance dwindles, while you're super good on monday and tuesday. Maybe you're better at trading some setups than others. What is bottlenecking you, your winrate, or your win amount? And much more. All kinds of information you can use to very quickly level up.
Pivot tables and pivot charts are your friends.

>>23194134
NH, WI, FL, AZ will be red. One vote from ME will go red at least. PA is a real toss up. I unironically think NY is in play and if it flips red the meltdown will be glorious.

>>23194060
>then get rich ladies to date you
Nah, sugar mamas wants a big dick for their sloppy pussy.. a minimum of probably 7.5 inches (and 5 inches girth) is the requirement

>>23194194
>https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/elections/2020/10/12/floridas-senior-vote-shifting-from-trump-to-biden-polls-show-but-is-it-really/
>https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/florida/
>https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/politics/elections/fl-ne-florida-polls-biden-trump-trend-quinnipiac-october-20201007-onkkimno2zghvlfqmp4wxnnd5e-story.html
There are a million sources I could link you showing that he is leading in the polls, but as we saw in 2016, the polls can be wrong
Right now, every 'indicator' is pointing to Biden wins Florida
In my own personal rationalization, I think it's because the coronavirus affects the elderly more than it does any other age group
Again, anything could happen between now & the election, and all the polls could be wrong
I also concede there is a difference between polling & actually voting - there's a reason why Republicans succeed on rainy days (they're the ones who will actually go out in the rain and vote)
[coronavirus being the rain here]

>>23194201
lmao - you're about to get banned, like I did for posting the same thing to another Chinese shill
I was deeply disturbed seeing it myself anon. The rest of the world is going to be extremely pissed seeing China living life while they are suffering

>>23194201
bogged

WHY ARE ANALYSTS BECOMMING BULLISH ON AT&T?

>>23194134
So I am from this wealthy 99% Republican area of Ohio, like so Republican that most races are uncontested because it's not worth anyone's money to try, and I see a surprising amount of Biden signs. Ohio will be close.

>>23194260
I'm in Ohio. Because I was bored. I counted political signs in rural areas.

7 Trump, 5 Biden.

It's going to be a close one boys.

>>23194271
NP. Keep dating around, play the field. Don't waste time if there's a huge deal breaker aka has crazy colored hair....never a good sign.

>>23193682
They have a massive mine whose permit is probably being delayed until after the election. Trump might approve, Biden 100% will not

>>23193351
Your GF is kinda cute.

>>23194194
>>23194271
>>23194293
FLfag in palm beach here
the trump enthusiasm here is unbelievable
on 441 every farm has a trump sign, on every corner there are trump signs, 3/10 cars i see have trump stickers
there is now way that biden is winning and honestly i wouldn't be surprised id laura loomer won here too
keep in mind this is all in a jew run city

>>23194356
It's considered spam, of course they would ban him. You can write a fucking anti-chinese paper on China and Xi, as long as it's on-topic and not spam they won't care

How do I "theta gang" correctly? Two weeks out? Four weeks out? -1 SD strike?

What I don’t get is why do they bog me and not just let me make money? They’ll get paid more in taxes, so it’ll be a win/win.

>>23194361
Rumor is they are selling DirecTV

>>23194373
Hey Ohio brother, how much do you hate having to talk about Michigan vs Ohio State?

Agreed with you though. Biden is a lot better than Hilary...it's seriously 50/50.

>>23194419
ISN'T THAT GOOD? SCRUB THEIR HANDS AND MINIMIZE DEBT FROM THAT BAD DECISSION

>>23194373
It will be fun seeing people that doesn't expect any tax increases because Twitter said so, to get absolutely fucked

>>23194272
>Pivot tables and pivot charts are your friends.
nice advice anon, do you track any metrics other than the ones you've listed here? Do you think this could turn into superstition ("I always do my best plays at 9:45 on Fridays, so I better exclusively trade from 9-10 on Friday!)

are we gonna get shut down again anons
im scared

>>23194456
God, I hope so. Small businesses can finally bite the dust and I can confidently put 100% of my cash into FGNU without any risks.

>>23194456
Europe heading there.

US is just starting to increase.

Waiting for normies to wake up...this ching chong flu is a nothing burger.

>>23194456
No, states can't afford it. Especially blue states. Illinois is almost bankrupt as it is.

>>23194032
WEW. Why can’t they all look like this anon? Can we allow gmo humans already, atleast in the looks department.

>>23194433
Biden supporters all make less than 10k or are on the government tit anyways. Theyw ont even see it

Another one bites the dust...

Draftking PUTS $$$$$$

>>23194293
Oh yeah that reminds me, TX is purple now. If TX is blue, RIP Republicans, they'll never hold the presidency again.

>>23194502
lmao fuck europe

>>23194430
Hence the bullish narrative

>>23194456
Yes

guys im confused. Should i vote for the guy whos good for the stock market, and who is already beaten/immune to corona, or do i vote for the guy wearing 2 masks at a time promising to shut down the economy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbWv_1NbWyw

UBI is coming, goy. Normies are lovin it

>>23194582
>what do you call this pattern?

>>23194592
Biden will be good intially with big stimulus...then long term will fuck the stock market with taxes so you can support Jamal and his 10 kids.

Trump is only ok short term, fantastic long term. Low taxes.

Alright guys hear me out
What if I just put 100% of all my money 50/50 into VOO and TQQQ, is there any way you won't walk out making it?

>>23194592
Please vote Trump. Biden will fucking massacre my local currency with sanctions

What the FUCK even is Lulu and why is it performing so fucking well?

>>23194456
If we shut down again it might be a 3D chess move from Trump to prevent people from leaving their house to vote, but that could backfire as a 4D backgammon move by Democrats because people have more free time to go to the polls when they're not going into the office.

>>23194451
I put some dummy data to show what it looks like.
> ("I always do my best plays at 9:45 on Fridays, so I better exclusively trade from 9-10 on Friday!)
Because you're tracking actual results, as long as you have a statistically significant sample, making these kinds of choices are GOOD things and are NOT superstition (the data doesn't lie!). That's literally EXACTLY what you want to be doing. Well, either that or figuring out why you have such trouble the rest of the time. Maybe you have coffee only on Friday and that's why you're doing better then. Having this kind of knowledge, you could then take pics of the trades you take and annotate with entry/stop/exit and reasoning and why it worked/didn't work at 9:45 on fridays vs any other time. Emotions are another important point. You want to really drill down into any kinks you might have OR avoid times/places/whatever where you're really not doing good.
For example, maybe as the day progresses you become increasingly tired and make poorer trades. Solution? Stop trading at ~11:30.
That's perfectly fine. Maybe you will have to finetune your strategy to accommodate that: maybe you'll set your take profit and walk away at the beginning of the day instead of micromanaging.
That's OK. The goal is to make money, nothing else (amount of trades, winrate in absolute terms, etc.) matters.

>>23194675
Fuck VOO, just TQQQ.

TQQQ/TMF also acceptable.

>>23194696
>what is a mail in ballot

>>23194678
Lululemon makes 'luxury' leisure wear - anytime you've seen a girl wearing yoga pants, ~1 out of 5 is wearing Lululemon (~20% marketshare)
Since people are spending more time at home, not spending $$$ on things they would normally, they are able to buy more luxury goods, especially goods that feed into the home exercise boom (look at DKS)

>>23194718
That's risky. I do early in-person voting so I can watch my ballot go into the machine.

>>23194711
I'd only put the 50% into VOO as a safety. The way I look at it is if I put in 100k and lose 50k because TQQQ becomes worthless the 50K I put into VOO will just grow back to the 100k anyway if I just wait long enough.

>>23194036
Why?

>>23194703
(I track cyclical trends on month, week and day, only showing month for brevity. First sheet is data entry: everything until S/L is manually entered, everything else is automatically computed. The tables and graphs automatically update as well. I also keep a log where I note observations for the day: which trade went well, and not, what mistakes I've made, how I'll do better tomorrow given this observation, etc.).

>>23194703
this is nice anon, ty for sharing

>>23194764
Just curious, why do you choose VOO over SPY? Just over the 6 basis points? or are there any other reasons

>>23194764
If Nasdaq drops 34%...then we're in apocalyptic scenario.

You're good with TQQQ/TMF combo.

FNGU not bad either.

>>23194550
Purple Texas is fugazi.

>>23194805
Going off what some other anons said in the previous thread VOO will be better for a long hold because it's cheaper to hold

>>23194703
>not trading on pure instinct
ngmi

I will run for president as the YOLO party. My platform:
>Eliminate PDT rule
>Stocks and options markets open 24/7/365
>No limit on deductions for capital losses

So realistically where does this massive amount of money printing get us? Sure some jobs may be saved but where will we be long term? I doubt we will have weimar levels of inflation but will this threaten the dollar's position as a world reserve currency?

>>23194550
Texas is not purple.
This stupid meme is pushed by Californian transplants that believe Austin and Houston run the whole state.
I hope one day we enforce a 4 year rule that prevents out of state newfags from voting until they had a enough time to get adjusted with their new state life.

>>23193662
I highly recommend psyllium husk and flax seeds. I mix them in yogurt for breakfast. Every day I lay out a fat, satisfying, easy log after my morning cuppa.

>>23194703
>the data doesn't lie!
Of course it does. You say "statistically significant," but do you really know what that means, or are you just trying to sound smart? Even if your confidence is 95% that given date/day/month combo is statistically better than average, you're looking at hundreds of possible factors. The odds are any effect you think is truly "statistically significant" is actually just part of the 5% of false positives.

>>23194908
<_< texas am been blue state for most of it existence

Texas literally pioneered welfare and other gibs
Texas was one of most radical leftist places every
it only matter of time until Texas liberal again

>>23194903
Printing + low interest pumps a huge bubble until 2028-2030, with a resulting financial crash so devastating the only choice is to introduce standardized digital currency.

>>23194938
I cringed really hard. Sad! How about you head back to r/wsb from whence you came?

Does anyone here fuck with forex? I've become curious and need some good video recommendations.

>>23194957
>standardized digital currency.
for whom though? will most western nations use a single currency or will it just be america? Will another nation take the stage as the global economic/military superpower?

>>23195044

>>23195010
yes but there literally nothing out there that will help you trade forex except years of grueling market experience. Open small forex account, trade until you blow it up, rinse repeat. >_>

watch /ZN and correlation indexes for few years. That's best way get into forex.

>>23194947
California was red for most if it's existence and entered as a free state. Now look at it.

>>23195070
thanks

>maria bartiromo phone interviewing trump this morning
>doctors say trump is no longer a transmission risk and is immune to the virus
>trump executive order emergency productiong of regeneron and eli lilly antibody use
>T is one giant bull flag above trend and support
green week

>>23195133
California will be red again some day too O_O

>>23194982
I'm sorry, what's so r/wsb about being aware of over-fitting?

>>23195155
Don't see that happening for another 30 years when all the infrastructure has collapsed and it's gone bankrupt and all the kikes have moved somewhere else.

>>23195155
Red with the blood of communists, hopefully.

>>23195155
Why would that happen? the political map may as well be a demographic map, and whites are fleeing California en-masse.

>>23193611
Write 4 monthlies with an expiration offset by 1 week each. Depending on your ticker, you can get 1-3% gain on your money.

>fdx and ups
>starting to make bull flag poles for cold seasons fall and winter deliveries

>>23195070
There's no way america would allow this without benefitting extremely from the change, they would probably go to fucking war to stop it if countries agreeing to it denies america more power/control over the currency. IMF proposed a global currency like a decade ago and it got shut down hard

>>23195098
All I know is I had to do a computer science problem once where you use the Bellman Ford algorithm to find negative cycles in directed graphs and this can be applied to currency exchange to find a path that prints infinite money.

>*WHITE HOUSE ASKS FOR QUICK VOTE TO REALLOCATE UNUSED PPP FUNDS
>*WHITE HOUSE TELLS CONGRESS TRUMP AVAILABLE TO MEET ON STIMULUS
Told you, Trump is pulling a 2019 China trade deal

>>23195300
https://www.reuters.com/article/bis-currency-digital/central-banks-sketch-out-digital-currency-as-china-forges-ahead-idUSKBN26U0L6

>>23193104
Thats a man.

Futures opening in a few hours

>>23194596
Absolutely bullish as fuck

>>23195300
>>23195322
2 day old article btw

>>23195271
That's a dangerous house of cards.

>>23194596
>>23195358
I too love crippling inflation and decreased purchasing power! Vote Biden!

>>23195312
Of course you'll never find that now and banks probably have supercomputers updating the shortest path from every node to every other node in the world every millisecond.

>>23194134
kek brainlet with mainstream predictions

Whats a good buy in price for UPS Monday morn? Should I wait for a tiny dip or just buy as soon as we open

>>23194418
Irs not about the money... It's about sending a message

>>23195322
>>23195359
That has nothing to do with replacing the dollar though

>>23195382
When I learned about graph traversing algorithms in comp sci a few years ago, the first thing I thought about was currency arbitrage lol.

>>23194596
>digital dollar

>>23195396
>the market moves based on mainstream predictions
>not understanding this
>ngmi

Thoughts on TLRY?

Am I flat out wasting my time doing boomer investing? Do I have to fuck with calls and puts to get anywhere? I don't have much expendable cash to add to my portfolio and I'm still trying to learn all the jargon and theory behind stuff.

>>23195452
This guy gets it

>>23195402
Earnings is still a week or so away, so maybe it will dip sometime this week for a slightly better position but it also may not matter much if you just buy anytime to hold ;through the holidays. It may not dip until earnings either. TSM has earnings soon and a great entry has passed and will probably not go that low again.

>>23195412
The framework has to be built first. It can't happen overnight. The USD will likely exist in some form, digital or otherwise, but the world will likely move on from it.

Another play I'm looking at. Thoughts?

>>23194596
Oh yeah it's coming all right, the labor force will continue decreasing because let's face it.. Corona proved that a country can survive just well with pretty high unemployment rates because there's so many useless people around, so providing the unemployed useless people with free money to CONSUME is a good idea. They need to pass laws that ensures that they spend it though, which South korea did with their experiment, simply because neets can't be trusted

I have to pay taxes for hodling ETFs in germany
bros I cant take this shit anymore

>>23195592
if you pay taxes on unrealized gains, what happens if it goes down or if you actually sell it

>>23195354
the weekend went by too fast desu

>>23195637
Im still tying to figure this shit out but there a two possibilities
Either I just giftet money to the govt or I'll get a "discount" for the next year of hodling

lads I STILL can't decide between TAN and ICLN. TAN has been outperfoming but being exclusively focused on solar has me a little worried.

>>23195556
neat!

I sold UVXY 10/16 17.5 puts. Tell me everything will be ok bros.

>>23195545
I mean we're moving towards complete globalization faster and faster, so it wouldn't shock me if a global currency happens. But it won't happen if america is left without massive benefits. Not to mention a complete transition won't happen for decades, in EU you even have members refusing to adopt the euro.. even Sweden that is very pro-current global order and is a small but global export reliant country refused to adopt the euro, kek'd

>>23195178
Literally every word in your previous post, and then this one just takes the cake. I'm sorry for you that you failed your freshman probs & stats for artist class not once but twice, but come the fuck on, you can do far better than that.

i bought the girl im dating an ipad pro for her birthday ($800) and weve been dating for about 9 months. was this a ba business decision? am i a simp? she doesnt have a job. cant turn back now cause i already told her mom i got it. didnt buy the pen tho cause it was 120 extra lmao.

>>23195739
>$800
lmfao who give a fuck nigga

>>23193234
Christ I hate twatter

>>23195697
those will dump so hard to biden loses

>>23193234
>This Tweet violated the Twitter Rules about spreading misleading and potentially harmful information related to COVID-19. However, Twitter has determined that it may be in the public’s interest for the Tweet to remain accessible.

>>23195780
twitter admins are niggerfaggots

>>23195697

>>23195500
>over 100% retracement
>relatively smooth downtrend
>massive volume on narrow range bars
>at new low
Only good point is
>breaks downtrend
Wouldn't touch.

>>23195739
probably a simp but who am I to judge... I pissed away over 2k on shit I didnt even want while dating an asian girl

>>23193234
twitter is fucking cringe as hell

censoring our president lol

>>23193234
Bruh do screencaps please.

>>23195780
pretty good image but tears come from the other side of the eye

>>23195739
based but only because i hold AAPL

can we start posting anime girls again to filter newfags out

G*ME is screwing us over

>>23195772
I don't think Trump will win, and if he does I'm already up 20% so I should be able to sell before it becomes a loss.

>>23195556
Far better idea. You're hiding the price but if it clears the previous pivot high (which lines up well with the other two on the downtrend and downtrend break), it's a great opportunity. I wouldn't buy it at the current time but it's definitely worth watching. I don't like thee fact it pulled back to 100% (this often indicates a reversal) but I bet you can get some good returns on a coming leg up. It might form a massive M-top though.

>>23195835
Hopefully this next Apple event doesn't flop like "Time Flies"

>>23195780
>>23195817
>>23195833
Holy kek I didn't think they'd remove it. I'll screencap it next time.

>>23195897
Apple is creatively bankrupt

>>23195870
topstonks is a niggerfaggot

Now without gay penny stocks. Guaranteed 69x EOY

>BASF dumped 300 kg of shit into Rhein
Any krautbros here holding BASF ? Do you sell ? It's pretty high ngl

GME crashes Monday.

You can use realized losses up to 3000 to offset any tax on gains. So say you make 30,000 in realized gains. Your taxed on just 27,000 of it. Where you are on the tax bracket also helps. Married, the limits double. Ex: Your in the 12% bracket. You make 40k. Wife makes 30k. Limit total combined is 80k. Yours is 70K. So a 10K difference. That 10k difference is your wiggle room. Now if both of you are pulling 40k then your at the limit already so anything over would bump you into the next bracket. The rub. Your married, you work. Wife don't. Still 80k limit. You pull 60k. 20k wiggle room.

>>23195724
Last year would you have thought that companies would move to work from home permanently in 12 months? People would flee the cities for suburban and rural homes? E-commerce and technology would have another boom not from speculation but by keeping the world moving? Crisis can cause decades of transition to happen in a matter of months, and I'm sure a currency crisis would not be difficult to manufacture to speed up the process. Bitcoin is the alpha test, CBDC would be the beta test. I speculate but it's not an unfathomable path for the world to take.

>>23195897
yeah. i was thinking i'd just hodl it but might rebalance more into ETFs or something

>>23195910
doesn't matter as much when the zeitgeist is randomly gifting people ipads for no reason. but fair point

>>23195937
They dumped the equivalent of you pissing in an Olympic swimming pool. Nobody gives a shit lmao

>NAK options trade in 5-cent increments
>NAK $5 calls for the rest of the year are at $0.05
Explain why I can't use calendar spreads to accumulate infinity free calls. No buyers for the short leg?

been watching kodak lately. anyone else

>>23195971
>1 post by this ID
Liquid Cohen will overpower Solid Cohen. There is no way Solid Cohen will win. A solid can’t punch something that is liquid. The solid will be engulfed by the liquid never to be seen again. You are fooling yourself if you think otherwise.

>>23195360
Eh, maybe. I don't do that with more than 15 percent of the portfolio. And I only recommend doing with something you'd like to own and hold for a while.

>>23195910
explain please

>>23196012
no because G*ME is already becoming the next OSTK

The timeline has shifted for a worse outcome. Sooner than December 11th now
We did it all for fun

>>23195937
I know a few guys working there and they told me to sell as fast as possible

>>23196047
>G*ME
we should just start calling it the coomstock, or COOM or something

https://nypost.com/2020/10/11/trump-miracle-antibody-treatment-will-get-emergency-use-very-soon/

the golden bull run begins bros.

>>23195908
They haven't (as of just now when I made that cap), I just don't want to go to twitter if I don't have to.

>>23194134
>Alaska is blue
Fucking how? Is alaska a secret dem hideout? Seems like it'd be blood red all things considered.

>>23196066
W-what shifted? Is it because I was about to fap just now? It's because I was about to fap, isn't it.

>>23195504
It takes time. Best bang for your dollar just getting into it would be a total market fund. Then add to it and later expand into actual stocks.

>>23196066
Is this good for GameStop?

>>23196046
Apple has always thrives on being the first to make something cool, fun, and useful.
They don’t make the best, they are the first.
They haven’t had a “next big thing” in years and there no longer “cool” to people

reminder that horselets are on suicide watch this week

>>23196135
Coomstop is so undervalued that Cohen could scratch his balls on live TV and it’d jump 40%

$NAK is finally going to pay out frens. My 1200 contracts are going to make me a millionaire in a week or two

>>23196138
is now the time to buy chinese brands like xiaomi? they have a transparent TV which is fucking cool but also kinda useless

>>23196182
why do you think a week or two?

>>23196200
I have no idea anon, I can’t give you good advice on it because I’m not familiar with Chinese stocks.
China related things are very risky. Maybe if Biden wins? Idk.

>>23193517

>>23194678
It's unironically a pyramid scheme. I knew a guy that was pretty successful with it though, claimed 6 digit income on top of his actual job so probably mid to high 5's, telling me it can be lucrative for the little guy if you corner your local market.

>>23196167
frankly retards should be afraid to lend out their coomstop shares if they really believe in the play

coomstop doesnt even have to do anything fantastic, just getting to barely positive cash flow is all it seriously needs, and that's become easier with microsoft basically guaranteeing its survival (what Hasbro wished it did for Toys R Us that went bankrupt)
positive cash flow = resume dividends, more share buybacks = short sellers start covering over time like OSTK

my plan was to cash out COMPLETELY by November but I'm going to have to change my plans and only trimming my position (maybe a quarter at $20 so i almost cover my cost basis entirely), let this ride for free until short interest drops to 20 or 30% (that's my sell signal unless COOMSTOP becomes a tech stock at that point KEK)

Microsoft is going to turn COOMSTOP into NETFLIX

>>23196109
>>23196135
Δαμοκλῆς

>>23196267
*shouldn't be a fraid to lend out their shares

>>23196200
Xiaomi phones are absolute trash. Yes, the hardware specs are good for the price. But that's literally it. It's chink spyware that can never be disabled, they won't allow you to root it unless you are in chinkistan (and only if you install spyware on your computer to do so), and it's overall a buggy piece of garbage.
I won't be fooled again. I'm thinking, since there were cheap chinashit crazes about 5 years ago, that the same applies to many people. Thus, overall, I'm not touching that shit. I'm sure they'll succeed because lmao chinkistan market, and chinkistan communist party backing, but I'm not investing in them.

>>23196247
>capital gains 43%
WTF

>>23196297
Yep, I'm voting for Trump.

>>23196283
You posted the other day to short Tesla on December 11; now you are posting Damocles - implying that there is a sword over the head of the leader. Are you trying to tell us that Musk is going to be ousted?

>>23196297
>capital gains 43%
wow i wish we were taxed that low

>>23193159
Nvidia

>>23196247
That can't be serious. 0% chance biden wins if that's for real. Every person in america who isn't in the lowest class is going to try to fuck him. None of that shit affects the rich except they'll have to go through even more trouble to avoid taxes, so even they aren't happy with that. As for the middle class, they'll be crushed to death. "Why yes, our citizens can't even afford a surprise $500 bill. I know just the thing: let's make them pay surprise $1000 bills every single month!"

>>23193191
Blood crab

>>23196220
Alaska DEC has a board meeting on mining and development on the 13th, they have 2 annually, last time the donlin mine (only other large mine in the region) was given an Alaska COA the next day and an ACOE ROD 3 days after that. Once they have a ROD it’s essentially an almost $1T mine that’s been completely derisked as a Biden admin could do nothing about it at that point. When donlin (about 1/10th the size of pebble) was permitted federally $NG went 4x in a day

>>23196294
xiaomi products are getting popular in europe though
everybody is praising them here

200 IQ NAK play:
>Put whole net worth into NAK
>Favorable ROD releases
>Immediately sell as many Jan 20, 2023 $1 calls as possible
>Biden wins
>Mines are banned
>NAK goes to $0.25
>Pocket premium
>Next Republican president
>NAK has permits
>NAK goes to $20

>>23196327
>50%
>on 50% of the amount
vs.
>43%
uhhhh i think you have it backwards leaf

>>23196247

>28% corp
>52% income and payroll
>39.6% small biz
>43.4% capital gain and divvies

What's the point of trying to succeed in america anymore? I might as well just turn into a gibsmedat leech and do the bare minimum while being given everything.

>>23196327
To be fair you're misreading what it says. You pay insane taxes, but only on half the gains, equivalent to saying you get taxed half the prevailing rate, or 27.5% or so, not 53%.

>>23196369
NAK IS ETERNAL

>>23195981
Actually "WFH" or in some cases "WFA" has been a thing for a while (not to as large of an extent as now obviously) but it was gradually increasing, we don't know if companies will keep on going with this in 2-3-4 years from now to as large of an extent because as JP morgan (I believe) noted, their workers productivity dropped hard when working from home but couldn't bring them back because it was a spread factor. If a vaccine happens and the threat of Corona reduces to levels it becomes close to irrelevant.. things might just go back to normal again, except for certain tech jobs.
What you're saying is true, but there's no evidence of it happening anytime soon and all I'm saying AGAIN is that america won't agree to anything that would replace the dollar if they won't benefit greatly from it

>>23196368
I think it's just paid shills. It was the same in the US and then suddenly, complete silence. Maybe they're doing the same with Europe now. Also Europe is trying to make deals with China and Africa to be less dependent on the USA, which could also explain why they'd let chinks shill their shit.

>>23196267
its been tried before, remember gamefly? pic related the ones they hired might have something to do with its failure though, I dont know why. EA fucked up bigly maybe GAMERSOFT can pull it off.

>>23196379
oh lol

to be fair i dont actually pay taxes since i cant even max out my TFSA yet

My outlook calendar is marked with company earning dates... Used to be I didn't even use it..

>>23196351
Haha how are taxes even real like nigga just print more money lmao.

>>23195937
>>23196067
Im holding some, thanks for the info
How bad is it really? Sounds like a failure that is now fixed in the news, not like dumping waste on purpose
More in-depth info from the guys working there?
Sell and buy the dip?

>>23196380
America is collapsing.

>>23194696
didn't Trump say, during the first debate, that he wants people to go to the polls regardless of this "pandemic"?

>>23196396
>their workers productivity dropped hard when working from home but couldn't bring them back because it was a spread factor.
probably a bunch of fags like that guy that makes the 'doing absolutely nothing working from home' thread every day and me :^)

>>23196452
How do I profit from this?

>>23196476

>>23196483
>all government contracts
>government is collapsing
what

>>23196380
>I might as well just turn into a gibsmedat leech and do the bare minimum while being given everything.
Don't threaten me with a good time.

If bank earnings are bad Tuesday I'm literally justed. Losing like 50k.

>>23196483
Based

>>23196369
I have 1000 November 20 $5 calls, 200 December $5 calls

>>23196364
I was thinking theres no way they'd push this before the election but I'll have to grab a position Monday if that is the case

>>23195146
Chart looks great

>>23196408
COOMSTOP doesn't have to try, microsoft already gave them exclusive deals with the xbox x and game pass
now we just have to hope this translates to bigger xbox x allocations for COOMSTOP

that said my hopes is more on sony feeling threatened enough to help out COOMSTOP as well with Xbox threatening to have more exposure in brick and mortar

I think Nintendo understands how COOMSTOP is important to them especially with Reggie on board (seems to have helped them have more nintendo switches allocated to them), but Sony is the bigger player with consoles, and Nintendo is overall a net negative for gamestop now that they combined their console and handheld into one
Gamestop to these companies is basically what Toys R Us was to toymakers
>https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/4-ways-hasbro-mattel-toy-stocks-toys-r-us-bankruptcy-2019-8-1028470134#

>>23196294
>Spyware
Yeah, it's not like Google, Facebook etc spy on us anyways.
The world doesn't care if China spies us or USA does. The fact is that both countries do it. Apple is overpriced and Xiaomi has fair prices. Xiaomi is eating Apples market share and the world is collapsing so nobody will have money to buy overpriced Apple shit

>>23196351
>>23196380
Don't forget the Dems also want to push for an increase on the Financial Transaction Tax.

>>23196325
ئورمان
دەرەخ

>>23196442
they told me to sell before they dumped that shit in the rhein
basically everyone who is working there is on edge about some shit

I dont have more info

>>23196474
It's not just that. Brainfog is a real thing, and distractions are far more often from home. (ex-)NEETs know all about it, but normalfags could never have anticipated that.

>>23196369
>Biden loses
>btfo as NAK goes to 50
why would you do this to yourself

NEW !!! @_@

>>23196558


>>23196558


>>23196558


>>23196558

yes

>>23196558

>>23196558

>>23196519
I agree sony has a much larger market share of the consoles so they could be more creative to get back at microsoft or maybe they dont even give a shit? I was mentioning gamefly for the explanation that even EA couldnt pull off 100% digital gaming because no one fucking wanted it/technology expansion is no where close enough to get rid of physical. GAMERSOFT could make some big dick plays like steam/gamefly competitors and instantly have more recognition and advertising budgets

>>23195146
Man I might buy 100 shares of this and hold for a couple years. Any reason not to? Dividends too

>>23196533
wat
are you saying that they're not going to be allowed to clear the forest near Berlin?

>>23195808
Well the break of the downtrend would mean a different trend is in place

>>23196534
>they told me to sell before they dumped that shit in the rhein
When did they tell you?
Any chance you could ask them for more information?

>>23196520
dude allowing china to gain mass intel on US citizens is objectively worse than domestic spying by alphabet agencies.

>>23196663
No, it's too early for that to happen. It could just be resting to get into another downtrend (It's what the volume suggests). When you see 2 new higher highs and higher lows, you are officially at the start of an uptrend and it's buyable, but not before.

>>23196167
lmfao almost spit my coffee out reading this. You people are the most delusional bag holders I have ever seen

>>23196900
If you couldn't tell he was joking, then you probably have the 'tism.

>>23196383
NAK IS ETERNALLY DENIED FOR PERMITTING. EST. 1983-

>>23196364
ok but nak has been at this since 1983. theye not getting a fuckin permit

>>23196438
Dude, the only reason taxes even exist in the US now is to make sure employers pay their employees in USD.

And now since employers/employees have one constant outstanding liability always denominated/payable in USD, there's a reason to still rely on the non-gold-backed, non-petrodollar, entirely-fiat-and-otherwise-useless Dollar.

Uncle sammy doesn't need your money, he needs you to have to pay something in USD.

>>23194093
I mean eventually this forced meme will probably stick but it’s not funny.

>>23196951
Smooth brain.

>>23196951
Also since you clearly know nothing about mineral resource exploration, where did you get the idea that a permitting process starts as soon as a mine is discovered? Does it occur to you that perhaps they’d want to drill for a while to see what they’re getting into? Also the property on which pebble is located was not acquired by $NAK until 2001. Play tech stocks cause you obviously haven’t the faintest idea how minerals companies function.

>>23196495
as if the government will give up they will need PLTR hard.