/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://fintel.io/so/us/clf

Latest fintel on CLF.. shorts are fucked.. shows 104%...

75 million shares still shorted and instutions are loaded.. this shit is going to 30

1st for CUNNY

>>23185030

Earnings is gonna blow the lid off this month

YOU TOLD ME TO BUY GAMESTOP

I love looking at my portfolio bros

That's a spooky ass OP.

>>23185048

Its not too late to catch CLF

Who else is loading up on UPS before earnings?

Anyone else bullish on financials? I'm eyeing FAS but it looks like it could dip soon

>>23185090

>>23185107
Loading up the boat on UPS. Going to destroy earnings just like FedEx.

LONG BOTH.

>>23185048
yeah, a month ago

retard

>>23185143
>>23185048
Will people that bought at $14+ ever recover?

...asking for a friend

>>23185107
I'm heavy into C with plans to buy more monday. Still cheap as fuck. Still paying out the divvy to boot. Gonna keep a few hundred on the side in case the broad market just shats if Biden wins to dump into my total market fund.

>>23185151
Yes, but it's going to be a 2-4 week hold. You'll have to wait on good news.

Macro-economics going to affect GME to. Stimulus, elections, virus...

GME & Most retailers will look good around black friday.

>>23185107
Implying Tesla goes to shit tomorrow I'll put the rest of my free funds into UPS.

>>23185156
Citigroup is in the finanical sector, fuck that. Go with LIT instead. Pays dividend and is a EV/Battery play. You'll get the best of both worlds, Dividends and Growth.

Guys Corsair (CRSR) is gonna bust wide open very soon.

am i gonna make it?

>>23185202
>NVDA
Wonder how that price will look post 28th, probably greener than the RTX 3070 itself.

Dividends and Growth:

Lowes
Home Depot
LIT
UPS
FedEx

Can't think of any better stocks that can take a beating on red days and grow quick on green days. All growing, all pay dividends. You'll have a very green portfolio with those.

>>23185187
Why would TSLA go to shit? I'm not really into technical analysis but there's a pretty obvious symmetrical triangle forming on TSLA and we're basically at the apex

>>23185166
Alright fair enough, I probably won't throw any more cash at it and just wait it out

>>23185244
Breddy solid ngl

>>23185090
Don't forget NAK.
GME, NAK, and CLF have all been some pretty good /smg/ calls.

A lot of you are playing Workhorse. Here’s an important video on the USPS contract and when it’s coming: https://youtu.be/EVNNxFsb5uA

>>23185143

/smg/ general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3OAmVL8Z5c

>>23185282
well if it makes you feel better, most anons price target are probably at least $20
either way, trim your position by the next earnings report

it's been one fucking day

>>23185048

Just a heads up:

Might want to look into TMF...it's at 6 month lows.

Likely to rebound soon.

Not a bad idea to think about Call Options.

>>23185315
this movie worth watching?

>>23185354
Actually seems solid. Might look into it Monday/Tuesday

The four most dangerous words
>This time it's different

>>23185356
yes but I like to remind people the wolf wasn't a trader, he was a salesman

>>23185441
December 11th right?

>>23185458
Yes

>>23185441
What?

>>23185488
It's a mystery

>>23185441

correct. the same actions usually lead to the same results. you want different outcomes, do different things.

>>23185107
Loading up? That shit is too expensive for me.

>>23185008
How fucked are we Monday now that Pelosi said no? That cunt is just playing politics with people's lives. Fucking cunt knows there is no way anyone rational would accept her demands and she knows well how important economy is in the voters mind

>>23185508
O-ok
What did he say would happen?

>>23185544
I hope a lot. I slept through Friday close and did not roll over my short puts that got OTM.
MSFT 210 would suit me just fine

>>23185548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUbpGmR1-QM

>>23185543
$170 is nothing.

BRK.A is crazy pricy.

Unlike most of these stock picks, UPS will only go up.

monday should be green right? i want QQQ 300 so i can off load some of it to cut down my position in tech and move into SBUX. also put in some AH orders on LULU and UPS friday. drumpf hasn't done anything bad this weekend (yet) so we should be good

>>23185008
REMEMBER TO DUMP ANY AND ALL UK STOCKS BEFORE MONDAY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23185354
Just looked at chart and you are onto something here anon. Thanks.

>>23185580
QQQ 300 is crazy. With the growth we have this year even the prices right now are inflated. Eg. AAPL has absolutely no right to be at 120.

>>23185354
Yeah this seems to react to quarterly fins dropping. Very interesting, anon. This is about to happen again.

>>23185634
where can i find a nice girl like that?

>>23185200
man fuck u

>>23185264
Don't forget KTOV and remember 4chan told you to sell at peak.

>>23185580
Fuck I just saw the Market, take it it'll go down by 2% then up 2% the following day again right? ... Right Anon?

>>23185609
Why?

what's /smg/ drinking tonight?

>>23185642
>>23185621
No one's talking about it. Safe pick. Hedge funds/institutions likely to buy up T-Bills in the next 2-4 weeks for safety. Easy play.

>>23185667
Water

>>23185662
More Lockdown, No Jobs.

>>23185008
MY NIGGA TOP DIDN'T DIE
I KNEW HE'D SURVIVE

>>23185685
>watercucks

>>23185667
me drinking topochico :3

>>23185685
Only correct answer

>>23185621
>>23185642
....If it goes to $40...you'll literally double your money on Nov20 options.

What happens if I put 100k into VOO over the course of the next 20 weeks?

>>23185667
oh shit I was gonna quit at some point soon just for a few months... where do you get that? I've been a maker's man since high school

>>23185696
me cant drink alcohol anymore ;_;
body no strong enough handle it
it makes me turn puff and go short breath

>>23185667
water. haven't had a drop of alcohol in almost 3 months. used to drink daily

>>23185699
topo chico is based AF

>>23185264
what u guys gonna do when nak gets denied yet again? fuckin nak, started in 1983 and havent even got permission to mine yet lmao

>>23185667
My favorite beer is unironically PBR

>>23185667
Water and tea, just ran out of tea though.

>>23185711
It will turn into 300k over the next 10 years.

>>23185696
>>23185703

>>23185720

literally drink water, eat healthy and exercise.

or die prematurely

>>23185667
gonna swig like 4 grams of kratom in tap water. Tfw I haven't had whiskey in almost 3 years, being sober isn't fun ;_;
>>23185694
Top kinda disappeared after they defeated the Yak, I wish he got with Cream or something :(
>>23185699
nummy bubbly

>>23185753
Shit...I do need to drink more water

>>23185720
F, that sucks. Topo chico is good though, I'm stuck drinking perrier since I bought a bunch of it off of amazon to avoid leaving my house for another few months due to road rage.
>>23185735
Beer makes me oddly energetic and giddy unless its some wine strength stuff.
>>23185771
My Grandpa made it to 80 something but can't do anything fun because old person mind erosion, I'd like to die right before that so I don't have to be treated like a child until I perish.

>>23185753
based

>>23185645
In anime and manga

>>23185634
>>23185833
what manga is this im not a weeb i don't know how to look it up

>>23185354
Just gonna post this once for anyone smart enough to take this and make money off it. Thanks anon. Curious if it dips to the lower line tho first. It did hit the same variation up top.

>>23185820

>My Grandpa made it to 80 something but can't do anything fun because old person mind erosion, I'd like to die right before that so I don't have to be treated like a child until I perish.

you can actually make it to your 80's and still have a decent body and a good mind. you have to take good care of your body though.

>>23185354
>>23185621
>>23185642

Is this legit or obvious insider shills?

>>23185354
>>23185851
tmf is bonds what makes you think it abides by your stock TA that doesn't even work in the first place?

Good night, /smg/.

We're all gonna make it.

>>23185866
It's an ETF bro, there are no insiders. It's treasuries X3 bull. Just people who like charts and now how big a deal this looks.

>>23185843
there's literally the scanlator group's name in the corner of the image you triple バカ

>>23185867
I literally just gave you a years worth of TA data and it followed it almost exactly. You have no idea what you're talking about -- that is the problem. I essentially posted a blue square and you just asked me how I can be so certain I can know it's a blue square.

>>23185667
sadness

>>23185667
Water
I don't really drink. I smoke weed every few months and that's it.
>>23185820
Grandma is 93 and climbed out of a storm drainage she fell in and rode a bike till she was 90.
It's really all about the sport you do.

>>23185843
Small one I just read. Dead though.
Miseru, Mitsumeru, Futari Dake

Read
Do Chokkyuu Kareshi x Kanojo
or
Hirasaka Hinako ga Ero Kawaii koto wo Ore dake ga Shitteiru
If you want some cute but sexy romance that's getting published right now

>>23185717
it was at the liquor store for only 40 dollars, it tastes like makers but with less water. not bad, I prefer high rye bourbons though.

>>23185866
I keep a look at dips on charts. Just noticed TMF...

TMF looks enticing.

Buy the dip...right?

>>23185354
But I thought the trend was my friend?

Monday is going to be red at open for sure. The $1.8T was slapped down. The SCOTUS hearings start up and it's going to be a shit fest. Turmoil.

>>23185908
>>23185843
And
Arakure Ojousama wa Monmon Shiteiru

Really cute desu.

>>23185885
>you triple バカ
>>23185890
If tmf goes up it's a good chance that means spy is dropping and buddy, spy is on a moon mission so far

Also TA doesn't work.

But if you really want, just split 55/45 upro and tmf to hedge properly. You'd never want to just outright buy tmf on its own.

You wouldn't know that though because you don't know how to difersify yo bonds nigga

>>23184904
>Middle class never invest in stocks because they're broke.
gee i wonder why. Probably because they spend all their fucking income trying to be rich. Buying bimmers and living in houses that are mcmansions with their shitty new iphones every year.
So many people trying to pretend rich but nothing actually to show it. Even to the point I've heard doctors complain about being paycheck to paycheck, millionaire sports players being broke within years. Most Americans are financially retarded.

>>23185908
>>23185943
Don't tell anyone but romcoms were always my favorite
I liked the twilight movies too.

>>23185960
Most humans are retarded period.

May sound like a retarded question, but does the stimulus impact TMF?

>>23185947
>I don't know the difference between momentum TAs and resistance/support. I am saying support lines are impossible to establish.
kek

>>23185977
TA and le resistonce/sappoto is not based in mathematical fact. Seethe harder.

>>23185960
Bringing up pic again

1% own 50% of equities in the stock market. Middle class owns less than 1%...

>>23185991
Don't only like 49% of muricans own stock though?

>>23185989
>doesn't know Fibonacci is literally the golden ratio. Doesn't see how the chart posted followed the mathematical predictions of the golden ratio at all. It mad about getting burned by someone who said RSI reset on some pump and dump. Shits on TAs now.
kek

>>23185667
Redd’s Wicked

>>23185991
It always makes me laugh when I hear analysts say "RoBINHOOD kids caused this and that"

...as if they make a difference compared to hedge funds/instiutitions, billionaires & multi-millionaires.

>>23185970
I love RomComs
That way I'm able to experience romance without actually being involved. It's great.

whats gme gonna like on monday?

>>23186020
Yes, likely 1 share of Ford.

That's all they can "afford"

>>23185917
That’s bonds, you fucking nig

>>23186036
back to $4

>>23186031
This.
The best Robinhood kids can do is a PnD on HMNY... or GME

>GME
told ya it was a pump n dump

>>23186077
Based.

> Futures

>>23186088
I’m going to have to side with Cramer on that shit.
Amazon plays a completely different game on a completely different scale

>>23186088
So was your mother

>>23185033

>>23186029
You want an application of golden ratio in the market? I'll give you one:

Considering the ratio of the rate of return of a credit/debit spread to its wing size, the point at which a credit spread's return equals that of a debit spread's return is the golden ratio minus one (0.618).

e.g. paid 0.61 debit to earn 1.00, r = golden ratio. received 0.61 debit for 1.00 collateral, r = golden ratio.

You can mathematically confirm this by setting the reward profile of each spread set equal to each other
>1 + fb = 1 + f/b - f
and solving for b

Don't you ever bring up mathematical GoLdEn RaTiO bullshit TA to me ever again.

>>23186036
likely crab up due to ssr uptick rule

>>23186118
no she was wife material. had a 6 figure job n shit.

TA fags cannot mathematically prove their TA works. Change my mind.

Hint: You can, if you SHOW ME THE MATHS

>>23186088
>Jim Cramer

>>23185441
screencapped and loaded

>>23186122
>unironically applying the golden ratio to the stock market
Get the fuck out.
I dare you to just try to show me some stats backing up why doing anything with this is a good idea.

imagine posting this pic unironically. fucking kek

joggers tongue my anus WKHS to 50

>>23186058
Bonds are definitely not my fort'e.

Federal Reserve likely to gobble up treasury bills that the treasury is going to issue once stimulus passes. How does this affect TMF?

Redpill me on mining. Is it just dreams of blumpf winning that's pumping these shit stocks?

>>23186161
There's nothing to "do" with it, it's just a cute fact that occurs when you set the absolute return % of a credit spread equal to its debit spread partner.

>>23186167
>quoting RKG but not me
I’m a little offended.

Ontario is going back into stage 2 for lockdown, what do I buy

>>23186175
>Federal Reserve likely to gobble up treasury bills that the treasury is going to issue once stimulus passes
That’s not how it works.
They sponge up treasuries solely when they intend to, and solely for the purpose of targeting an interest rate
We may see interest rate hikes when COVID is over, but I think we’re done seeing any further rate cuts.

>>23186186

>>23185682
What's the play as an options newb

>>23186139
>wife material
>wage slave

imagine your woman being more dedicated to making shekels for shekelstein than taking care of the house and family

>>23186122
>hurrrrr
TMF continues to follow it perfectly. Your cope is meaningless.

>>23186221
TLT maybe.

>>23186128
I agree with this anon

>>23186229
Specifically if you have the capital and risk tolerance a synthetic long on TLT, if not continuously flip TLT calls 60-90 days out.

>>23186213
I see, thanks for the input. Not too familiar with how TMF works.

>>23186218
Kek
>>23186178
Okay.
I hadn’t actually read that conversation very thoroughly.
I just get very pissed when I see TA shit and thought I saw hyped shit going on with no basis

>>23186186
FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT BECAUSE OF YOU I HAVE LITERALLY TURNED INTO A NIGGER
I AM LITERALLY CHEWING RIGHT FUCKING NOW FUCK YOU

>>23185580
>monday should be green right?

Unless hedge funds decide to dump.

>>23186189
A gun

>>23186189
wait what

im in ontario whats going on

>>23186147
>show me your secret sauce or it doesnt exist.
I dont believe in TA bullshit but i know for a fact my boomer dad “programmed” a bot and it runs on its own and make good income, like .6% a trade and it makes a lot per day. Its cryptobut same difference. Plenty of people outtheir have built systemsthat work positively.
Again TA is bs but it doesnt mean no onehas predictive maths that work.
Eg my dads works on the scenario where he doubles at every loss and he has algorithims that make his entrances better than random. Something like that. Couldnt give maths even if i wanted to but people have that shit.
My dad paid 1800 to use a program that helps him. Beta testing apparently for others.
But yeah susccesfull systems are expensive, people wont just post proofs. That’s retarded. Would you post your maths if you made a systems making 1% a day? You’d throw all your potential earnings away.

how many stocks are you actively spinning at one time? not just holding onto long

>>23186261
can you imagine

>>23186263
https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/ontario-shutting-down-indoor-dining-gyms-and-movie-theatres-in-three-covid-19-hotspots-1.5139458

Toronto, peel, and Ottawa only, doesn't really affect you desu if you're not the out and about type

>>23186177
>Redpill me on mining
Treasuries are trash at least by end of 22. Literal guaranteed negative returns. Fed usually lies so its probably longer. A 100% stock portfolio means you jump out a window on a black Friday so there is always a lot of money in conservative investments. A zero return rock is still better than paying to be robbed by the treasury for 10+ years. This on top of the probably end of a nearly decade long bear market from Fed lying that won't work again i.e. they basically kept saying that QE would "end soon" starting in 2011.
If the economy japanifies, you want boomer rocks to exchange for other currencies or commodities. If the Fed actually thinks they can control or cause inflation (protip: they have been failing since the 1990s), then ALL commodities including boomer black water will moon like 2017 bitcoin.

Quick, list some heavily undervalued companies

>>23186282
RIP cineplex

Why so many tripfags?

>>23186289
RMG

>>23186275
>my dad makes 0.6% per trade every day!
You really came onto a board full of denegerate traders and said that and expected us to not only believe that, but read everything you wrote after that as well? Goddamn...

Still voting Trump btw.

>>23186295
If they converted the DSQ theatre to something else I for one would be happy

>>23186289
RYCEY

>>23186295
It already dropped -29% in ONE DAY last week. How much lower could it go?

>>23186304
Easier to filter the garbage ones. Also gives you a track record so you can distinguish yourself from the pajeet biotech and TSLA POOMP AND DOOMPERs

>>23186304
niggers gonna nig

>>23186289
I like LYV as an undervalued recovery play. They have completely integration from owning ticket sales operations, venues, and booking of musicians. They have enough cash on hand to go 18 months no revenue and have an extremely healthy debt position which means they can easily acquire another company during this downturn for cheap. Probably a 3-5 year hold that I'm building a position in

>>23186281
like 2-4

pltr

>>23186308
Coming from shit caller, thats been shitting the board for a year? That’s rich

>>23186213
>interest rate hikes
In what fantasy land do you live in namefag?

>>23186358
Savings Accounts will just be a thing of the past? Everything is cyclical anon

>>23186358
fed said they may raise rates after 2023
https://www.professionaladviser.com/news/4020310/federal-reserve-interest-rate-hikes-end-2023

>>23186358
Yeah I honestly dont see rate hikes for atleast 5 years

>>23186377
Reminder they pulled this stunt in 2011 almost to a T. They already pushed their "end of 2021" to "end of 2022" memes.
Reminder no country in history has ever escaped the one way descent into QE hell.

>>23186323
literally $0, not like the theaters will cease to exist anyways even when it goes under

I mean we still have Toys R Us in Canada after all, never realized the original company went bankrupt until recently

>>23186337
looks like South Sea stock

>>23186387
>Euro

>>23186377
People have ro actually start working for rates to raise. We wont have high rates till after a civil war or world war or something warlike or a world resetting event. Like always the rich will save their own ass till everything explodes

>>23186377
Powell wont be fed chair then so I kind of take that with a grain of salt. If trump wins then we already know his position on being pro low rates to inflate the market and if Dems win theyll pick an even more dovish defend chair that'll probably maintain low rates

>>23186377
>raise rates after 2023
Don't TLT and TMF collapse the last two times a round of recession QE ended?

>>23186257
I laughed so hard reading this

>>23186304
I’ve held my current one on /smg/ for over 3 years.
There used to be way more.
It’s particularly bad during the weekend because the market is closed, so it’s primarily blog posting shit right now
>>23186335
Based.
>>23186332
I like being held a little accountable.
Also, remain as an example against “survivorship bias” and all that backpedaling bullshit that I love.

>>23186289
SSO. Fuck you; it’s good. Just buy it.

>>23186358
>interest rate hikes
I don’t understand your confusion.
I was saying that’s a potential driver for change in TMF, not that it was anything happening any time soon.
I have no conception of how soon the fed likes to take action on shit.

>>23186289
Undervalued in a fundamental sense? None of them. Will continue to go up? All of them
>>23186304
smg is the one place where trip/namefriending accually makes sense, it's useful to know who has what, who thinks what, who's been right/wrong b4
>>23186347
yes buy it

>>23186213
>We many see interest rate hikes when COVID is over
>interest rate hikes when COVID is over
>rate hikes when COVID is over
>when COVID is over

Sigh, how droll

>>23186405
>weekend blogposting
FUCK COVID
I USED TO GO OUTSIDE AND HAVE FUN WITH MY FRIENDS
HITTING UP BARS HITTING ON GIRLS
NOW ALL IT IS, IS
"SIR PUT ON YOUR MASK"
"SIR FOLLOW THE ARROWS ON THE FLOOR PLEASE"
"WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR MASK?"
"YOU'RE VOTING FOR BIDEN RIGHT? WE NEED TO SUPPORT THE BLACK COMMUNITY"
"HAHA YOU OWN STOCKS? TAX THE RICH!"
"MAAAAAAAAAAAASK! YOUR MAAAASK!"
"YOUR MASK ISN'T COVERING YOUR NOSE SIR PLEASE PUT ON YOUR MASK"

FUCK KROGER FUCK THE MASK MONKEYS
I JUST WANNA GO TO A BAR HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

also I'm going to confess: i don't even know what the fed does. I don't know what QE is. I don't know what raising/lowering rates does. I only watch number on screen go uppies and i know that makes me happy =]

>>23186422
Yeah, I don’t see COVID getting wrapped up before the end of year at minimum.
It’s gonna fucking hang on us for a long ass time further.
I’m also not one of the faggot hopefuls that think some kinda vaccine is gonna pull us out.

>>23186322
im probably going to dump it on monday on speculation that uk lockdowns will make it go to shit, that would mean the recovering will take even longer. the UK will accept the usa's terms for trade deals or go into a depression though which sounds bullish, mixed bag and Id rather not hold for a more than a year
>>23186344
its stressful but fun, just wondering bc I dont want to get into more than I can handle just because I can afford it my equity grows

>>23186441
>: i don't even know what the fed does. I don't know what QE is.
I know this is a shitpost but I have literally never met anyone that wasn't a professional trader that didn't hate both if they were given even a token explanation of what they do. The Fed's superpower is robbing people in broad daylight but being too boring for people to get angry at.

>>23186441
>HITTING UP BARS HITTING ON GIRLS
Check out seeking arrangement, dude.
It’s pretty fucking great.
20yo Asian stoner with a confirmed college account gave me a dollar value for letting me coom in her pussy

>>23186475
I don't fuck whores, long term relationships ONLY
I am a bit of a sappy romantic
Drinking wine infront of a firepit is unironically one of my favorite dates.

Amd bros are we gapping up monday if we drop more im going to sepuku

>>23186450
Mr. Scoops covid will litorally never end. Did the war on terror/TSA bullcrap end after 9/11 was "over"? A whole sector of managerial bureaucracy has been established, these lucrative new positions for managing covid will be impossible to dislodge. We'll still be wearing masks and encouraged to social distance in 2035. Incidentally, we won't hike rates until then either :3

>>23186486
AMD WILL GAP UP TO 100 EOM
IT HAS TO
DO YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE I OWN IT
I HAVE TO MAKE IT
THERE IS NO OTHER WAY THIS WORKS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AMD WILL BECOME $1,000 PER SHARE

>>23186441
haha look at the fucking normalfag getting upset because he has to stay inside hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>23186510
Fuck off nigger I want to cum in pussies again. I want to see my niggas at the gym.

Who here /frenless/?

>>23186491
Honestly i hate to say it but that would be p good for me. I have a temporary job right now taking temperatures that is super kush and the longer this goes on tho longer I get paid a salary for working basically 3 hours a day

>>23186485
>long term relationships ONLY
>I am a bit of a sappy romantic
>Drinking wine infront of a firepit is unironically one of my favorite dates.
I’m similar :(
Could never get anything good or viable off tinder though.
Actually lost my v card to a chick off seeking, and I don’t even look terrible.
How do you meet chicks though?

>>23186450
If they can cure corona, they should be able cure the common cold. I just don't see it happening. I don't care either way, I would just prefer we go back to normal and let nature run its course. Let's cripple the global economy over a cold for the next decade. If you die from it, it was meant to happen and you're only prolonging the inevitable.

>>23186464
Well they add stability and as we have seen since forever is stability is a better store of value than anything else.
Why dont people like btc despite the rediculous gains? Volatility. People are down 50% on that shit.
Know anyone down 50% cause they bought USD at a certain time? Nope. Other currencies, yep. Other currencies are shit, one day you can buy good global products the next you fucking cant. No one likes volatility, people desperately want a slow and steady store of value. And when something like that exists it is WIDELY used.
Every fucking country will suck a dick just to own t-bills to deflate/inflate their economies.
USD is king and always will be, as an aside if anyone tells you some crypto shit or chink shit is replacing USD they are fucking retarded.

>>23185048
>Listening to /BIZ/
KEK

Y'all remember that one tripfag who created his trip to shit on gme chads?

>>23186523
>How do you meet chicks though?
Doesn't matter.
I just joined the military so I'll be off on a ship here in a few months.
The bonus was too big for me to not join ($140,000), I will actually own so much fucking QYLD within a year from now. All dripping too. Good god, I'll probably buy my own bar and make hitting on girls my fulltime job until I find someone to marry and die with for the next 60 years after that.

>>23186573
no why would I remember some sperg who didn't go up 44% overnight

>>23186580
that bonus tho
what field?

>>23186491
>Mr. Scoops covid will litorally never end. Did the war on terror/TSA bullcrap end after 9/11 was "over"? A whole sector of managerial bureaucracy has been established
I agree.
But also, look at the Spanish flu from the early 1900s that lasted a couple years.
Prior to that, face masks like we curreantsy wore were viewed the same as those crow-looking plague doctors from the medieval times, and those surgical masks were strictly witnessed within open heart surgery rooms...

I’m confident as well that COVID well change how society works for decades to come, but I do envision a loosening of restrictions... there’s no fucking way I’m literally going to work from home forever...
Maybe that onions infused movement for progressive “open office environments” will finally get back in the fucking can, and we can all go back to having our own cubicles again.

>>23186588
le ebic nuclear engineer for navy

>>23186545
>USD is king and always will be, as an aside if anyone tells you some crypto shit or chink shit is replacing USD they are fucking retarded.
Gold hits 3000/oz that will literally end the dollar unless the Fed crashes the market with no survivors Volcker style.
Because at 3000/oz, you just need 1 oz to equal 200 hours (or more) of minimum wage labor which is 5 weeks. Money velocity has been the foe the Fed has been trying to fight since Greenspan and its been losing at every step.
QE is quicksand with which no country has ever escaped.

>>23186573
He always posts the CNN fear index, so if you see it point and laugh

>>23186580
Fake and gay. I work at MEPS and no branch is offering that kind of bonus right now faggot.

>>23186583
I was just wondering if he fomo'd in at 14. haha

>>23186580
>will actually own so much fucking QYLD within a year from now. All dripping too.
Are you seriously going to do fucking QYLD with DRIP?
Why don’t you just do QQQ or QLD instead? That’d be retarded if I read it right.

>>23186616
$40,000 sign up for NF/NUC rating
$100,000 reenlistment bonus for nukes
E-3 paygrade coming straight out of bootcamp, I get an automatic promotion to E-4 upon completion of A-School.

>>23186625
not the etf $DRIP, drip as in dividend reinvestment program.

>>23186580
>>How do you meet chicks though?
>Doesn't matter.
>I just joined the military so I'll be off on a ship here in a few months.
Ugh.
So you don’t actually meet chicks; you at least don’t have a plan on how to do that in your mid-20s, given how absolutely shit that tinder is.
Dobber, I’m 25. How old are you?

>>23186642
I'm twenty-two years old scoops. I'm gettin' old man bones. My elbow makes a creaking sound sometimes when I do pushups.

What's the weirdest stock/etf y'all are looking at to invest in for a longer term perspective? Anybody got some weird out of the box shit?

>>23186520

>>23186641
>drip as in dividend reinvestment program.
Yeah.
That’s what I meant.
Using DRIP on QYLD kills the point of it. Just buy something with better growth instead.

>>23186665
Yeah QYLD is better as a psuedo savings account or an income generating asset.

>>23186654
Nope. I've found it doesn't usually pay to be a contrarian in market. That means weird shit in addition to shit that is moving the wrong way and you think you can get the bullish reversal timed just right.

>>23186289
>AMC
>IIPR
>CURLF

>>23186654
>What's the weirdest stock/etf y'all are looking at to invest in for a longer term perspective?
Just various leverages of SPY, QQQ, and FNGS. Never the 1X leverage itself.
>Anybody got some weird out of the box shit?
Fuck no. I consider my strategy to be out of the box, but my tickets aren’t because I want mathematical backing, which requires history or evidence to the ticker

>>23186593
Ya people won't live like they do now, there will be some return to normalcy, but governments will never, ever back down from their histrionic scolding.
>onions infused movement for progressive “open office environments”
U realize the open office isn't "onions", it's meant to be a form of psychological warfare against employees? Read about how Bloomberg (biggest proponent of open offices in history) built this insane office that uses biometric scanners to obsessively mircomanage people? It's in London, atop the ruins of a Roman mithraeum :o
The transition to zoom from home is just the next step of that, Foucault would have a heart attack. The intention is to establish a standard where even low level employees are never actually off the clock. Wait until a company starts requiring employees to leave their webcams and mics on at all times, or bypasses it completely with contractually obligated spyware. Full panopticon

>>23186679
God fucking dammit, Dobber. This anon gets it.
I have no doubt that Dobber can do math, but he certainly is a fan of some pseudo-intellectual bullshit at times.

>>23186654
purchase RITPF

>>23186520
I've only got 5 friends, but that's plenty for me.

>>23186680
>>23186689

Damn understandable, personally I've done a good amount of work in international economics for organizations specializing in developing nations and one etf that interested me was VNM. The amount of FDI and macroeconomic factors in the market there provided a modelable trajectory that shows petty explosive growth similar to HK, SK, and Singapore in the 80s/90s. So I've been scaling into a small position just for fun.

>>23186520
but anon, we're all your frens!

>>23186441
>Fuck the Mask

It's HIM officer. HE DIDN"T PUT ON THE MASK!!!!!

>>23185202
Why FVAC?

>>23186721
/BIZ/ is your friend.

>>23186731
>OFFICER THAT'S HIM. HE'S THE ONE THAT WASN'T FOLLOWING THE ARROWS

>>23186603
You're going to hate your life so much kek. I hope you didn't fall for the sub meme. Also embrace the shadiness, don't cuck people who just want to do maintenance and go home.

>>23186077
cringe

>>23186744
>Not knowing how to follow arrows

>>23186724
I have a headache and I’m very serious about making that market data happen by 8am PST...
I’m done for the night.
Here’s my outro, fagets:
https://youtu.be/TZ827lkktYs

>>23186630
oooooooooooh you're going enlisted nuke. That's even worse. Don't reenlist, serve your one contract and go to college. Unless you like getting paid less than $2/hour to work 100+ hour weeks.

>>23186441
>tfw 16.0 BMI

>>23186744
We're fucked dude.

I can't go to work to make an income, i cant' shop, i cant eat out...

That has to be against our bill of rights somehow.

>>23186704
I just really like writing covered calls a-and I... >.<
>>23186744
I really hate these goddamn arrows
>>23186761
>>23186780
nah I'm not gonna volunteer for sub duty; the extra pay isn't really worth. I heard all the horror stories of enlisted nuke already but honestly?

Sounds like a buncha pussy talk to me. Momma didn't raise no faggot.
I'll try not to be a cringe boot though. I mean, I know it's just a job. I'm not gonna lead my seamen and make them do inane shit just because im their nco or whatever.
>>23186803
somebody get this anon a sandwich

>>23186724
Do you think that Vietnam's growth is heavily impacted by USA tensions with China? By that I mean will they still have big growth if China and USA kiss and make up? Lately I've seen murmurings about Vietnam being the next Asian Tiger and I'm very intrigued by them.

>>23185200

Imagine joining the military of a jew led corporate “republic” TOP KEK

>>23186679
It’s basically SPY that pays out 1% of itself every month. You eill more or less march SPY if this is on drip, so not bad to drip, just nice cause you can play with how much you reinvest.
I have a “savings account” that is just qyld and divvies go towards tqqq.

>>23186811
You'll find out when you go through it. I felt the same way until I actually got to the boat and went to sea, then I wanted to kill myself every day. Just don't reenlist right away, wait a bit so you can see what its really like. There are some psychopaths that actually enjoy it, maybe you'll be one.

>>23186837
I guess if I really had no other choice I'd do it
I'm probably already too old and stupid though

>>23186768
this fucking picture makes me light headed every time

Anyone here 6'11" 220lbs shredded and can give me positive vibes?

...

I truly hate western women.

I got to make it anons....have to escape this.

>>23186892
try /fit/

>>23186892
As if women elsewhere aren't the same type of whores. Japs and Persians cheat on each other more than westoids.

All 3D is impure and imperfect

>>23186213
motherfucker I just logged off my vpn to post this. You're living in fantasy world if you think interest rates are ever going back up, they are going to negative pretty soon as well. The dollar is bound for a collapse and the digital dollar will become a reality. Juts read about the laws that are being discussed about this topic. the covid scam was engineered to bring about a new system in, and it's full blown fascism/communism mix.

>>23186287
this

>>23186377
>still believing the most criminal institution in history

>>23186693
also this

fucking gamestop

>>23186826
Vietnam does trade a lot with China but either way Vietnam is extremely stable politically, heavily industrializing and FDI increases nearly double digits every year. Alongside their more focus on market economy all lessening on tensions against free trade support them.

>>23186837
Safest job there is unless you are low level cannon fodder. Pays good and you have little responsibilities or need to educate yourself. You just do what others tell you and work by the books.

Not a job for me but I know the type that thrives there.

>>23186897

/fit is for poor anons with great bodies. Western women want rich /biz anons that are also shredded and super attractive and that can give positive vibes.

>>23186837
The bonus was simply too good to pass up. They've been calling me for years, you know. I scored 99th percentile on the math category for my state on the ACT and they have never given up since. Most of the males in my family have served too so I mean you know, family heritage too.

>>23186850
It really can't be THAT bad. I've worked shitjobs before, packing warehouses and literally cleaning up shit and shit. Honestly nothing was worse than the call center. I won't lie, If I could get back my old mail courier job I would 100% in a heartbeat. That shit was cash, delivering packages to corporate salarymen was the funnest thing I've ever done. Imagine seeing a 20-something dude walk into a corporate boardroom meeting in shorts and a T on the top floor and going, "Yo Mr. CFO your package is here." Fucking loved that shit.

And while working for myself right now as a bookkeeper is ok, holy FUCK is it boring. I gotta get something that'll actually give me a chance at retiring early.

>>23186803
What the heck? I thought you had all that gin and Nath??

Was last earnings food season that mean for the calls?

Need input:

PSTH+

Pershing Square Warrants. Once Bill Ackman releases news, I'm sure his SPAC will 2, 3, maybe 4x...the warrants should 4, 6, maybe 8x...

>>23186929
Thanks friend, I think I'm going to open a small position in VNM.

>>23187004
coom with us broother

>>23186768
I want to fuck that slut I’d pay her 100 bucks

>>23186803
Remember to eat your naths and tootsie pops!! How much do u weigh, 110 lbs?!

>>23187004
>Oooooooooof
I'm sorry anon.

>>23187004
I really hope you GMEtards make it but I'm never putting my money on that shitpile. Ain't a nigga been to gamestop in years dude.

>>23187032
sounds like a bad investment

Lol just cause of GME I've started keeping a slight lookout for heavily shorted stocks with MM activity and low float amounts. One potential candidate I found for this is SDC.

>>23187048
gf is probably more expensive
but i wouldn’t know........

>>23186768
That place is not clean at all. The ceiling, the floor, what the fuck man. Do you live in a liberal city?

>>23187065
Probably a beach city which is usually politically ambiguous to the max

>>23187041
Same. We all know they are betting on the squeeze, not success. And I never invest money in a ticker I could not essentially buy and hold for 5 years.

>>23187060
i haven't paid a single dollar for an ex i dated for two years
she also "loved me" but i only love money lol what a dumb broad

God I want to fuck this cat so bad.

>>23186803
tfw no smg twink bf

>>23186945
Alright, working at a call center MIGHT be just as bad. The important thing to take away is to have VERY low expectations, so that you aren't disappointed when you realize how shitty it all is. Going nuke isn't necessarily a bad idea, it will teach you more about life than you think it would. Being a nuke opened my eyes up to how much better I am than normal people and that I was pissing my life away wasting my potential. I'm just saying that you should be looking at making a career out of it sideways because it really is fucking trash and your life will be a lot better once you get out; provided you have the gumption to make something of yourself. Also your reenlistment bonus most likely won't be 100k, you won't get college credits unless you go to a specific school for a very narrow degree, and you better get comfortable with rotating shift work. Also you aren't a human being until you get qualified, so you better get fucking shit hot nub.

>>23187060
The only kinda-gf I ever had bought me pizza and stuff.
Equal expenses really.
>>23187087
Based. Women are women, but money is money.

>>23187075
The problem with that is retards play weekly's or some shit. MMs that initiate the squeze (Burry in this case) leverage their position against the calls they buy usually 60-90 days out since that's where its easiest to manipulate the gamma and Vega in order to stay neutral and manipulate the IV to keep profit cause of all the dynamic hedging. The bet would be to look at the calls that far out that maintain stable IV and have unusual OI and volume.

>>23186974
I'm holding it and plan on flipping as soon as it pumps whenever there is a merger.

>>23187087
are you a char then or what
I got money, nice car, women give no fucks idk. But I also hardly meet any outside of work and online dating sucks

>>23186520

>>23187159
chad...

>>23187137
Certainly looks underrated.

Bill Ackman SPAC's should draw A LOT of interest. Make sure you get the warrants though. Warrants are $$$$$$$$

>>23187109
Yeah...
Right. All that.

>>23185732
Fuck off chang

>>23186520
Not many. I'm very bad at maintaining friends.

>>23185579
>>23185917
>>23186083
>>23186275
>>23186307
>>23186505

Boring, boring, boring.

I don’t come to this place to hear you fags shill FAANG, the S&P and gamer stocks.

Where my autistic arcane traders at. Hit me with some obscure South African ETFs or midwestern candy companies. I’m so tired of this TSLA AMD GME retardation. This is not pleb it.

>>23187204
It's actually an extremely interesting development that's becoming more common. The front man (MM) will purchase a 4.9% stake in a heavily shorted, low float but sound company so they dont have to release that information on a 13d form. Then they make a narrative blaming retail/rh for pumping up a stock, this leads to other dumber investment managers/hedge funds into further shorting it. Then the original hedgefund simply waits for a positive catalyst while maintaining a gamma/vega neutral position that attracts more retail and the squeeze begins.

A potential set up I'm researching about right now is SDC which has a high short % in the high 30s low 40s and a relatively small float. But the options 60-90 days out have nearly a 12,000 oi and it looks like the front runner this time is Bank if Ameria who picked up a fuck ton of shares this quarter.

>>23187252
VNM is my pick thanks to macroeconomic and investment factors in the country. I can see it being a potential SK 80s boom situation

>>23187252
No one owes you advice you fucking faggot

> tfw a song from Japan plays in your shuffle and you realize that you will never go back there
Alright, its time to slip into the abyss. Goodnight frens.

>>23187252
We did briefly discuss Vietnam. Buy VME.

>>23187252
One must giveth an offering

>>23187271
This kind of makes me feel better about GME's chances to pump again later because the idea that it's just a bunch of losers from here and stocktwits outsmarting actual institutional investors didn't really ever make any sense to me even though I bought in anyway.

>>23187282
>>23187304
Fug I meant to type VNM. It really is time for bed.

>>23187252
Don't ever get advice from /SMG/. We, like you, are here to shitpost you disgusting piece of shit.

>>23187317
Nah there's always a smarter front runner that indicates. The odd thing is this action does help the retail traders they need to pump the stock. From their perspective they own the stake and bought the calls so the higher ti goes the more they make.

>>23187331
>Don't ever get advice from /smg

WKHS, GME.

Me in the past:

HYLN, Draftking PUTS

My fuckups:
NAT (LOL...fuck me)

/smg is a decent place to get ideas. As long as you do DD, you'll make it.

>>23187317
I actually think the initial starters of the GME squeeze caused this drop in their attempt to remain vega neutral and flatten some of the IV before it ruins their position.

>>23187377
In other words it was happening faster than they want/need it to?

>>23187393
Yeah they want to maintain their grasp of it before they let the stock run to probably about 19~20. Then they make a good chuck on the stock move AND the volatility increase

>>23187159
Nah I'm not a chad, i have a pretty face but some shit parts of it, i get rated 7 or 8 with absolutely best pictures on soc.
I have shit body because i don't have the discipline to lift and end up in a skinny-skinnyfat cycle. I have around $160k, but it's all in stock market and i live sort of frugally so i look broke to most.
Don't have a car, rent a cheap ass house.
Don't have any friends except maybe you autists, so i don't really qualify as chad.

>>23186810
>>That has to be against our bill of rights somehow.
It is and has been ruled as such by some state supreme courts. Certain governors are refusing to comply or are otherwise slithering around the ruling.

>Pelosi Rejects White House’s $1.8 Trillion Covid Relief Package

>House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Saturday rejected the White House’s latest $1.8 trillion coronavirus relief package, saying in a letter to colleagues that a key concern was “the absence of any response on a strategic plan to crush the virus.” Pelosi said she remained hopeful that a deal could be reached, but called the White House offer “one step forward, two steps back.” Even if the Trump administration and Democrats reach a deal, many Senate Republicans oppose another major round of aid, The Wall Street Journal reported, making passing a new deal quickly difficult.

lmfao

this fucking cunt doesnt give a shit about the american people. she just doesnt want stimulus before the election in any form because she knows it will help trump

>>23187393
I dont think Burry actually cares about GME as a company I think he understands this front run short squeeze strategy as the best place in the current market to get massive returns

>>23187427
We all knew that though
That doesn't really change anything.

>>23187415
Not going to stop Kroger, Meijer or Walmart from shutting stores down at 12am...Working the night shift sucks.

>>23187427
Of course, Pelosi has RepubliChads between a rock and a hard place.

Choice 1:
Accept DEMOCRAPS proposal
-Make Democrats look good as they look like they put the pressure on Republichads

Choice 2-
Not pass Dem's stimulus
-Stock market tumbles, no stimulus checks to Trump. Trump loses in election as people are angry at him

If I were RepubliChads, I would go with a 2.5 Trillion package with $1,600-2,400 to each American in spite of Pelosi.

The Dem's want to pass a 3 trillion package deal, mine as well bump it to 2.5 and save out 500 billion in future costs.

>>23187493
Add into this equation Republican senators that dont want any stimulus. Their last offer was 500B

>>23187427
Pelosi needs to be arrested for treason, and her family needs to be imprisoned for 3 generations to get the impurities in their bloodline out

>>23187369
Admittedly, Amarin and and ONTX worked out for me. Glad I sold ONTX and about $1 and dumped it, holy shit. Checked in on a month or so ago and right back down to .30

So this is the result of the msft partnership.

>>23187533
I laff'd

>>23187533
Oh shit, that XP upgrade is coming quicker than you think to your cash register!

BAKING

hey can someone post that racist bocchi meme?

>>23187533
Who needs crazy software for a product that sells itself, over and over again?

>>23187427
what a whore

New

>>23187654
>>23187654
>>23187654

>>23187528
It's always best to take profits, no matter what.

Learned that lesson with NAT...

>>23187512
>>23187516
Crazy Nancy is playing politics. Republicans need to give more direct payments. If Nancy says no to "$2,000" direct payments, it'll make Nancy and her Democrats look terrible.

If Republicans don't pay a stimulus this week, it's not going to look good for them. Might mean difference between winning and losing the election.

>>23187252
I got 5000 of VEON shares. We discussed it bere a bit, shit's speculative as fuck and there is nothing else to say about it. Same with every other obscure sorta stock/fund.

If I invest 50k in SPY and 50k in QQQ tomorrow, how much can I realistically expect to have in 10 years?