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23183525 No.23183525[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>have many sin debts
>would have had to pay for them in hell for all eternity
>tfw Jesus Christ paid for them all for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSxegwiYLEQ

>> No.23183583

>>23183525
he raised the debt ceiling to heaven

>> No.23183655

also think about this: there way many functions of god in the old days but slowly eroded one by one been forfeit to laws of nature and physics...
the only function god has left in our life is to forgive us for our sins. but how could he do that if we don't sin? living a virtuous life would make gods existence moot and pointless.
just think about that! no wonder he forgives anyone anything so long the person tells about his wrongs to his personal pedo priest and pretends to be sorry... it literally why he exists.

>> No.23183756

>>23183655
Do you actually believe the things you type out? Read your post again. It is crazy. If you actually believe in this hocus pocus good luck but it makes you look pretty retarded senpai

>> No.23183766

God doesn't exist. everything is just a specific pattern of elementary particles.

>> No.23183775

my thread about capitalism was deleted but this gay jesus one stays up :|

>> No.23183788
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Blessed thread. Praying for all anons! Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and will enter into your heart if you only ask Him!

>> No.23183790

>>23183766
*TIPS FEDORA*

>> No.23183793

>>23183775
make it again. fuck jannies

>> No.23183798

>>23183788
>>23183525
Jesus loves me and I love him

>> No.23183803

>>23183775
this, I'm pissed too

>> No.23183804
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>>23183525
>>23183788
based

>> No.23183819

>>23183525
HOLY BASED

>> No.23183827

>>23183775
For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and lose his own soul Anon?

>> No.23183838
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>>23183766
>God doesn't exist. everything is just a specific pattern of elementary particles.

>> No.23183842

God only pays the debts of those who repent of their sins. The debt contracted by mortal sin is infinite. Therefore the penalty awaited by those who die in a state of sin, is by extension infinite. Christ himself refutes the universal salvation when he exclaimed that many will say "Lord, Lord did we not to great things in your name [etc]" and he rejects them in saying "I never knew you, depart from me you cursed into ever lasting darkness'.

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>>23183775
>my thread about capitalism was deleted but this gay jesus one stays up :|

>> No.23183863

It is amazing to me that men read the bible and conclude Jesus went to hell. It is a KJV mis-translation! Ps. 22 people!!!!!!!!

>> No.23183876

>>23183756
don't think you can find a single fault in my reasoning.

>> No.23183884

Thank you Jesus love you frens

>> No.23183916

>>23183884
He loves those who repent. He holds the sinner in hatred.

>> No.23183922

>>23183863
Jesus defeated death and hades, and holds the keys to them.

>> No.23183940

>>23183876
Your line of reasoning seems to be that people started to be able to define science so we couldn't believe that god was science anymore. Now people can't define bad feelings so god must exist to make us feel good when we feel like we messed up. How is that good theology?

>> No.23183958

>>23183775
I'm sorry anon. I don't get it either. Maybe the jannies are spooked

>> No.23183964

>>23183940
nah that's not what i said that's just your schizo interpretation because you are off your meds.

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>>23183922

MARTYRED AND CHRIST-PILLED

BLESS U ANON

>> No.23183989

>>23183964
Nice. God will be very happy with your attitude toward missionary work. You are a failure as a person of faith.

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23183994

hope you anons are remembering to set aside a portion of all gains to help your homeless or otherwise down on their luck frens in need

>> No.23184005

>>23183525
Amen brother.
I feel blessed to find this amazing OP (again).

>> No.23184033

>>23183989
dude... you are kinda dense aren't you?

>> No.23184049

>>23183922
It is apparent that he defeated death when he raised himself from the dead. The question is what happened when he was in the grave? He did NOT go to hell

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>>23183525

>> No.23184066

>>23183766
NOOOO YOU CANT JUST SAY THIS THE BIBLEIRINO SAYS GOD IS REAL YOU'RE JUST A SEETHING NECKBEARD FAGGOT SEETHE MORE FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEE BURN IN HELL

>> No.23184113

>>23184061
Ora pro nobis!

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>>23183525

>> No.23184179

>>23184033
So now you are just trying to insult instead of teach. I really don't know what to do to help you. Jesus would shudder from the pain of your actions.

>> No.23184261

>>23184113
Carlo Acutis pray for us

>> No.23184276

>>23184179
Im a sinner too like all of us, dont judge, youre no better desu

>> No.23184862

>>23184179
okay now try to read my previous posts like the voice in your head is dripping with irony...