/biz/ - Business & Finance

The plate tells what made us the money

>>23175481
That's a secret

>>23175481

>>23175509
dat numberplate. Based af

>>23175481
I bought one like this after selling the top last bullcycle then I crashed it : (

tfw.

oh, it did absolutely 0 for my status and chicks don't care about cars anymore either.

Aren’t ultra-expensive cars just a depreciating asset and major liability?

>>23175589
Not Teslas

>>23175589
yes. fuck cars. never buying a car again.

>>23175609
This
2018 model S with 15k miles is only like 12k down in value.
I wonder how long it’ll be like this though

>>23175570
>buying cars for girls
just fuck a prostitute if it's like that

>>23175481
Dodge Durango 2021 once CAP hits $1000

>>23175674
>>23175674

>>23175570
Ofc you didn't get any status or chicks when its just a BMW. Arabs drive that shit all the time.
Would've been different with a Ferrari or Lambo.

>>23175816
>>23175902
i didn't buy it "for girls" im just saying that girls don't care if you have a nice car or not.

>>23175589
Yes.
>>23175703
Bluepilled.
It's more costly to use public transit in the US and in any case, forgoing a care almost necessitates relocation to an urban area. You're better off buying price floor cars at $2000 or so because provided it still runs, no matter how many additional miles you put on it, you can always sell it again for that same price.

>>23175481
probably a ford F-150 platinum. Not a fucking BMW that loses 50% of its value the second you drive it off the dealers lot

>>23175570
>chicks don't care about cars anymore either
who gives a shit. i care about cars.
Audi RS7 master race reporting in

>>23175570
How did you crash it kek

Was it your first high hp car?

>>23175589
Yes, unless you buy something like pic related. It's done a cool 2x times since it was brand new. That's anything with low production numbers though honestly.

>>23175481
fiat panda

>>23176251
They care if you have an absolute shitbox though

>>23175589
>>23175703

Yes.
>Bought a 2005 toyota corolla for 3k
>Pay hundreds a month in car insurance and gas
>frame rusts and falls apart not even 2 years later
>car is virtually worthless now

Cars are a meme but we're forced to buy them in America.

>>23176526
Yikes.

>>23176571
>>Bought a 2005 toyota corolla for 3k
>>Pay hundreds a month in car insurance and gas
Imbecile. It costs $60 a month to insure max if you're over 25. Fuel costs can be cheaper than public transit.
>>frame rusts and falls apart not even 2 years later
The rust was preexisting. You failed to inspect it when purchasing. In any case you should undercoat it to prevent rust.
>>car is virtually worthless now
That's your fault.

As daily drive any other sub 5k tincan will do

>>23176571
>laughs at you in his $200 93 honda
Tip: spray the rusted areas with undercoat and sell it to a nigger. Learn to wrench, if you can work on a computer you can work on a car.

Dont care what you say about the headlights

>>23176593
The most patrician vehicle money can buy. Really hope I make it. Will build it myself!

>>23176687

when you have the money you'll switch to a newer model. this is the most hated one.

>>23175481
>>23176687
Truly if your answer isn't a Porsche, you dont deserve to make it. You lack class and finesse, something that cannot be bought.

>>23175481
Based choice. Picking up an M2C or G80 M3 next year when they're released.

Gonna buy a 2017+ GTR, probably within the year. They're gonna hold their value pretty well (even though I don't expect to ever sell it) and the maintenance isn't that bad for supercar performance

>>23176571
>doesn't care for daily used item
>item ends up breaking

Who'd have thought?

>buy decently in-shape Honda box for 7k
>32mpg highway
>degrease/cheap undercoat
>DIY seafoam
>$15 in oil every 3 - 5k miles
>alternator, lower ball joints, blower motor, all DIY
>be able to commute to job and make $83k+benefits a year for the 6 years/250k miles I owned the vehicle

I see a vehicle as an investment when you look at the opportunities you open up by owning one. Recently got a used Toyota for 10k @ 80k miles and plan to run it until it dies. Use your head m8
>don't fall for dealership jew

>>23175481
None, because I live in Birtbong and owning a car is like having 2 children in your custody while your paying for child support towards 3 more of your illegitimate sons who are turning out to be gay, all while not knowing that you got cucked by black bulls.

Ahem.

Everyone get out of my fucking way

I'M BUYING MORE SHITCOINS FUCK OFF WITH YOUR TOYS I DON'T EVEN HAVE DRIVING LICENSE

Tesla with autodrive or a volvo maybe, being flashy with your car is so gauche

>>23176817
>>23176865
Solid choices as well, frens

>>23175481
>gains
What’s that

this >>23176817
Also pic

>>23176859
You're paying stealership prices for used cars. You shouldn't pay more than $5k ideally.

>>23175570
Chicks don't care if you have a new BMW? Wtf man? The car did wonders for Elliot Rodgers, young women only care about money and status. /biz/ told me so.

I'll probably buy a Maybach or Rolls Royce and have 2 or 3 dedicated chauffeurs on 24/7 wait to come pick me up and drive me to places. Even if I'm in the middle of South America and lost, they will find me and drive me home. I'll make sure to pay them well and give them and their loved ones free healthcare so they remain loyal as fuck. I want them to potentially owe me their lives so they would even tank a bullet for me of their own volition.

for cruising with the boys

for fun i would be on 2 wheels

>>23175509
Based card, can already get one but eh

>>23175481
>>23175570

Reminder that ER couldn't get laid driving a BMW.

>>23177037
N

>>23177016
You know there are security driver companies already out there right?

I used to think I'd get a GTR but I'm not mad keen on the new ones and they've gone up in price a lot over the last decade.

So honesty, I might just get something dull like a Volvo S90 R

https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/eurekar-v2/uploads/images/original/204020_volvo_s90_r-design.jpg

>>23176900
ABSOLUTELY BASED

>>23176526
>Mercedes
>needs a chipset in the headlights

It’s like you retards want to pay for expensive repairs

>>23177073
>>23177037
maybe

>>23177162
Still waiting for the Bronco builder on Ford's website. What the fuck is taking so long?

>>23176900
>battery dies when you’re 50 miles from an outlet or a hard top road

You guys have terrible taste. None of you know shit about cars

>>23177110
Have you heard the trimotor one taking off bro? It sounds like a jet turbine engine spooling up. People would literally be intimidated

I'll buy a Tesla Model 3 Performance and NB miata 1.8 that I'll modify and supercharge.
If I REALLY make it I'll probably get a huge garage and also buy BMW E30 M3 and RX-7 FD

>>23177090
I prefer in-house. I will employ about 300 people, not just for security, but for every aspect of my life. My entire life will become a business that employs an entire house of staff. Chefs, bakers, security, chauffeurs, couturiers, artists, horologists, lapidarists, doctors, dentists, butlers, prostitutes, concierges, masseuses, I'm talking a full on-call team of every profession I want who will provide me with services down to every last detail. I will live in a 40 bedroom chateau and commission extra châteaus on the premises for the extra 200+ staff.

>>23177206
They will hold you hostage in your own home and torture you for your crypto keys

Realistically, I will top out at $100,000 a year in my current field where I live: Arkansas. At that salary I'll have a nice house and cabin on the lake with a boat and jetski. Therefore my dream car would need to cost under $60,000 and would be pic related

>>23176638
>It costs $60 a month to insure max if you're over 25

I was 21 and I don't live in Hicksville Oklahoma. Car insurance is expensive when you live in a city with more than 500 people living in it, shitbag.

>The rust was preexisting. You failed to inspect it when purchasing.
Yes. I learned my fucking lesson. It's worth paying a mechanic a hundred bucks to inspect a used car because dealerships will fucking scam you. I was a broke uni student who made a few thousand off the ETH bubble in 2017. I thought toyotas were unbreakable and my eth gains would never run out.

>>23176859
I paid for oil changes and general maintenance every 3 months. The frame was rusted and fell apart.

>>23177260
Not if I'm paying the salary of my local police force and have a personal military outfit. Furthermore I have an entire scientific lab in the Swiss alps hidden underground that is working on implanting a chip in my brain, so that if I am captured and under significant duress, an automated helicopter with armed personnel and paratroopers come to my exact location and disperse the hostile force. Also all my staff undergo rigorous interview processes conducted by clinical psychiatrists to check they are suitable, so they would never dare hold me hostage. I am also working on embryonic research to gain prolonged life, which I suspect will give me until the age of 140, at which point I should have progressed enough technology to upload my brain to the blockchain.

garage would be below for less than one supercar.
>current shitbox
>caterham type thing
>jeep gc srt
>phaeton
>project kit car supercar to self build to stupid high standard
>tank

>>23177421
Don't pay for full coverage you tool. A 15 year old car doesn't matter if you total it since it was so cheap to begin with so just the minimum insurance is fine.

>>23177206
If you were bill gates you could probably afford this. A full security detail costs over $100,000 a month. The only people who currently live like this are saudi oil sheiks and possibly a few Russian oligarchs. Pure fantasy.

Whichever one will make /biz/ seethe the most. Probably lambo or tesla

>>23177576
Jaguars are complete TRASH. They’re owned by a Chinese company that bought the brand from an Indian company. Anyone that buys Jags or leases Jags are fucking MORONS

THIS is a cool car. Take note, plebs.

>>23177648
Have fun waiting for the wrecker on the side of I-64 the first time you run into bumper to bumper traffic.
>inb4 "well it looks cool"

fuck all of your poor tastes and cringeworthy wishes

>>23176930
I scowered Craigslist/FB/OfferUp for a good deal for about 5 months. I caught the Toyota 3 minutes after posting at night and bought it the next morning off an old lady who didn't need it + didn't want to have it worked on . All it needed were tires, and a wheel bearing which were cheap and easy.

It's a rust free 2012 Matrix with the highest trim @80k miles. If 10k cash isn't a good deal for that, I don't know what is. I'd rather pay a little more now than spend hours on a sub-6k shit box that needs everything replaced. You pay for what you get.

>>23177421
Lesson learned.

This beauty! 992

i would never buy a car even if i would have millions to my name i rather lease

>>23176979
Nope, you get far more dude attention with a nice car. Chicks do like expensive luxury cars for the status, but won't fawn or make a big deal about them.

I'm aiming for a nice full size pickup truck, with a nice 5th wheel toy hauler (to live in and haul around the motorcycle i bought in 2017 with some crypto gains)

I'm driving my used lexus until the wheels fall off, then I'm getting a used pick up truck.

>>23175481
I have a quad cab heavy duty pickup cause im not a faggot or a woman

>>23176571

Well thats what happens when you buy a cheap garbage car. I bought a 2014 BMW 316 for 20k , pay 100 euros a month insurance and haven't had any repairs in at least a year.

>>23175481
that's a lot of money just to go to wendys sir

>>23175481
a barely used GR Supra

>>23177744
Based

>>23175556
Came to post this

Will probably have crashed and killed myself within a week, but it will have been an exciting week.

>>23175556
Also based

>>23178210
Undoubtedly based lol

>>23177648
a cool car that will need tuning every 200 miles. congrats on exposing yourself as being some retarded fan boy

A Unimog or some military truck

>no one posted a lambo yet
I am disappointed in all of you

>no one posted a lambo yet
I'm disappointed in you, /biz/

I'm trying to live in a car for the next 3 years since I've given up on ever finding a wife. Which vehicle is the comfiest to live in money not not really an issue since I have many chainlink

Lmao I'm going to completely SHIT on everyone here.
No one will even notice your rolls royce when I'm on the road.
Oh you wanna race?
Get dusted in 2.5 seconds. By a truck. That sounds like an F-35 taking off.
Get these boomer whips out of my fuckin face.
You know how many hoes I can fit in the back of this beast? A lot.
Oh, and its bulletproof too so their cucked boyfriends can dump clips in my shit while I laugh at them and get topped off by their wives as I drive

spec r S15 when they're legal in the US 3 yrs from now.. ironically enough that's probably when I'll finally make it and an R32 gtr cause why the fuck not.

>>23176771
Yes but only because of the headlights

>>23178345

>>23178359
Too bad it's the ugliest vehicle on the road. Oh well.. I guess it's like marrying an ugly bitch but as long as she can cook clean, fuck you like a rockstar and suck your dick til your eyes implode into your skull you can learn to live with the ugliness.

>>23178405
How do I buy a setup like this?

>>23176687
I like 996s. I also think they’re good buys right now. I kind of want a 4s, I love the way they look.

T. 718 gts owner

>>23177606
It’s still owned by the Indians and produced in UK, you moron.

>>23178405
imagine pulling into a quite residential street with that one.
although i have never done the car camping thing, i think being discrete is king. id go for a 4runner with the back seats removed.

>>23178464
Buy the pickup truck. Then head to an rv/camper dealership( or look for one second hand)

>>23175481

>>23177091

didn't some chinese company buy volvo?

>>23175509
Fucking hell. Are you me? :)

>>23175556

what a meme car.

>>23177421
Thanks for proving you're a stupid low IQ urbanite afterall.
>>23177728
>lesson learned
This isn't reddit. He got what he deserved

>>23175509
Good taste anon

What's the most annoying color to see for wagies? Lime green?

>>23175556
Lmao fucking söyboy

>>23178974
Geely

>>23177206
absolutely delusional

Any "cheap" mclaren. I want to participate in the gumball 3000 some day.
>>23176652
I remember a video where wee-man from jackass got one instead of buying a house, his van-life looked like peak comfiness.
>>23176593
I like it. It reminds me of early models in some way.

>>23178946
>>23178951
Hivemind. Also great taste

Model S Plaid

>>23180444

a ford taurus

>>23177162
>not getting a pristine 70s Bronco instead

>>23179907
It's brilliant

unironically this, if the local bastard decides to sell

A Ferrari 458 the last naturally aspirated Ferrari probably ever.

>pic
I'll rent an RV for travels

>hey I made a good chunk of money
>let me find a reason to blow it

This is how you stay poor. MoneyIsMeantToBeSpent crowd, get off my board.

For me, it’s the Jeep Trailhawk lifted

>>23180942
so you have a micro-penis?

>>23175481
>baluuuuuuutttttttt!! Baluuuuuuuuuuuut!!!

Is my dream kuya to be entrepreneur.

>>23180784
Fucking beautiful!

Land Rover Defender

A used Corolla. I don't need much of a car and I hate wasting money

>>23181153
Small dick energy

I can't believe the amount of lame taste most of you guys have. You guys really want modern pigfat electric shit? Don't you want a raw driving experience? Maybe I'm just a car autist but give me something lightweight with no driver assists and a huge fucking turbo.

>>23175481
MERCEDES-AMG E63S 4MATIC+ NIGHT EDITION PREMIUM PLUS

>>23176652
Park this baby by the river and youre set for life!

>>23181000
No, I unironically have a BBC

I know it's a sand nigger car, I can't help it that I like how they look..

>>23182122
G wagon is nice

>>23176840
Always wanted a GTR too.

>>23182248

an immaculate late 90s-early 2000s 5 spd camry

Top 3:
Nissan Maxima
Dodge Charger
Chevy impala

>>23180731
based

you're not getting any car you're under arrest for using Monero

>>23178946
>>23178951
finally the patricians are here

I already got a f80 m3 and a evo 2 in the USA. I’m good desu. Maybe a ek type r or an fd

wait for the nissan 370z coming out soon. that shit is even than a bmw or mercs.

i meant the nissan 400z

I'll upgrade my 10 year old Mazda 3 to a 2 year old one. And buy 1 pic related.

>>23182708
You meant the Nissan Micra

>>23181643
Apart from the classic porsches posted here /biz/ has basic bitch tastes in cars, and cars reflect many other aspects of life. They probably have mac books, listen to top 40 radio, and think they are quirky for having some star wars collection toys. Absolutely disgusting they do not deserve to make it. When I do im importing one of this bad boys and driving the piss out of it in my property. Classic NSX and R34 GTR are also on the list.

2021 nissan 400z - v6 twin turbo 500hp+ manual transmission

>>23182947
Wtf is this anon? I like it
t.not a burger

>>23182245
N

>>23183108
Jeep did a concept of their old military truck the M715.
I think it's based on a 2019 jeep patriot with a bunch of aftermarket parts matching a huge engine etc.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaiser_Jeep_M715

>>23182813
God that front end is so fucking ugly. Why is it a fucking rectangle.

ngl

>>23183228
based on jeep gladiator*

A Toyota so I can put my money into appreciating assets instead of depreciating assets. Never gonna make it.

BMW M4 with the new grille

Bmw m1000rr bike
2021 gt3 porsche manual
Bentley gt3 model or whatever they got out now

I know little about cars but what I want is a comfymaxxed and durable car with a nice sound system. Can be cheap, any suggestions?

>>23181643
>complains about taste
>posts a ruined RX7
lmao.

>>23183520
>comfymaxxed and durabable

Lexus, nothing comes close if those are your main criterias. The Harman Kardon system in their newer cars is pretty nice as well.

>>23182799
only based post in this thread

>>23184024
You and I will make it. The other anons posting suvs and bitch bmws will continue with their cookie-cutter normie lives

>>23178946
>>23178951
Most based choice ITT

>>23176864
Ngmi

S15 STRAIGHT FROM JAPAN!!!!

>>23178951
Honestly same, good job

>>23175481
>buying a computer on wheels
No thanks

>>23184197
>t. gay zoomie
>>23184755
Checked and based.
>>23184829
You will make it

>>23177719

>>23183674
Thx

>>23176687
+1 for a 996 Porsche 911
Next year it's more than likely gonna happen for me.
Pretty excited :)

>>23184139
godspeed anon!

>>23179453
This could use some attention. Definitely like it, especially because it's Porsche!

>>23183664
its got some soul at least
>>23184139
your autistic interest in cars doesnt make you superior to someone who loves model trains or sports. theyre all superficial hobbies; all pale in comparison to the importance of earning ones freedom

>>23176571
unlucky, my 2001 civic is amazing still

>>23185933
>t. Basic bitch normie who cant change his own oil but talks about "freedom"

In going to hunt down all my old cars and save them

>>23185979
not good vibes coming from you anon. maybe take a couple nights off the chan?
peace

>>23176571

perhaps you can look for a used car farther south. they put too much salt on the roads up here and it eats away at all the cars. you never really see anything that old in the north country.

>>23175481
The glorious Peel P50

>>23186054
Learn to change your oil and do basic maintenance before talking about "freedom"

>>23185573
agreed, bungle.

>>23175481
>bonfinance car meme.jpeg.mp4

>>23186125
Based.

VK Brock SS.

>>23184829
>*encounters speed bump*
heh nothin personnel kid

>>23177189
>fuel tank dies 50 miles away from a gas station
What the fuck are you going to do? Carry a fucking gas station with you. Retard.

Fast honduru only. fuck eurocucks.

>>23175556
onions

>>23177301
I second your choice, anon

>>23182245
>G wagon
ngmi, amerifat

>>23183228
That's sick, i love it.

>>23175481

>>23187219
Based and JDMpilled

Used MX-5 RF
Miata, for you fucking yanks

>>23175481
....car? a shitty beat up honda so I can stake more LOKI.

>>23180905
Any accident involving another vehicle will kill you.

>>23175481
96 F250

SL 73 AMG

1969

>>23176638
It's like 500$ in florida a month. Retard. Depends on state, county, etc.

>>23177189
It has a better range than half the shit posted in this thread. Use your head you fucking cretin.

>>23176687
Great purchase right now. I'd say another year and it'll start going up in value.

>>23175481
Gonna keep my Volvo V60 and buy real estate instead

A McLaren F1, I have simple tastes.

>>23176900
why is that fag in the back standing like that?

Anyone who brings up depreciating asset garbage in car threads is a redditor. Take a mental checklist of everything you bought in life and let me know how many appreciated in value.

>>23175481
Mc12

>>23177191
>>23181643
Based and doritopilled

>>23178639
this.

>>23175556
Based
Came here to post this too

>>23190250
Nothing I've bought appreciated in value, unfortunately. (Besides stocks, crypto, etc.)
Hindsight is 20/20, but you could have bought a used BMW Z8 in 2001 for $65k - $85k, which now, almost 20 years later, would be worth >$200k.

My own BMW E46 is 23 years old and was a surprisingly good buy. Bought it for 12k, now, 15 years later, still worth around 4k - 5k. Very high maintenance though. After all it cost me $200 per month all in.

>>23178344
>Lambo
Fucking plebeian.

>>23177426
> Brain uploaded to the Blockchain

What stops me from downloading you and using your mouth as a toilet and your asshole as candle holder?

1972 Chevy Impala. Gonna gut the engine, transmission, dash, everything but the chassis and replace it with top of the line modern parts V8 engine and all. Make it a sleeper car.

I’ll be getting one of these very soon

>>23175481
Old range rovers when they made them with a square shape. Nowadays they are very round i dont like it. Or an old mustang from the 70's

>>23176251
This is only true if you're a Chad.

>>23175570
Ppl just assume you re an Uber driver now with that type of cars.

>>23175481

most of you faggots ITT are gay as fuck
so im just sticking with BMW
eat my shit retards your car picks are cringe as shit

>>23185557
Also a very based choice.

i mean i derped and spent 350 on a gaming projector so i can play far cry 5 on a ten foot screen, but spending money on a car? asking for a hellish future strewn with regret and speeding tickets.

>>23177576
god the new F type is so generic and lame looking. save money and buy a used old gen F type R

My b license doesnt come in til november.

Thisll do for now

>>23191635
You muthafucker.
Thieving link marine detected

>>23175481

>>23176526

Who tf in their right mind thinks buying that is a good idea

Get out of my way! Or don't...