/biz/ - Business & Finance

tell them to buy bitbean

WTF LAUREN NOT YET FUCK YOU DUMB CUNT

>>2316191
feed us more normies!

>>2316191

I hate it when newfags talk about my coins. REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2316191
NOT YET REEEEEEEEE

literally who?

why havent you bought the laurensouthern coin yet /biz/?

>>2316191
NOOOO FUCK YOU LAURA NOT YET FUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS GONNA END UP ON FOX NEWS AND SHIT NOW NOOOOO FUUUUCKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha these normie cunts will buy my bags

>brace for public phase..... brace for bubble pop

>>2316292
Milocoin is a thing

>>2316191
Jesus... I bet the /pol/tards are right around the corner. Those numales follow this cunt like the cult of Jim Jones.

If this cunt told her fans to kill themselves I actually believe they would.

>>2316191
this positive PR is exactly what we need to make BTC $10,000. We just need some more normies stocking up. Normies, I suspect, have as much money if not more, than early adopters like us and are far more numerous.

ITS TOO FUCKING SOON YOU CUNT

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NO NO NO NO NO NOW IS THE TIME TO SELL YOU FUCKS NOW IS THE TIME TO SELL AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

this dumb fucking cunt is gonna ruin everything

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY

SHIT WE'RE IN A BUBBLE

great, another board colonized by /pol/

Read the comments. Plebs that don't understand anything about crypto saying invest in silver instead.

Why the fuck did she ruin her eyebrows

>>2316301
Listening to this whole video just to torture myself. Jesus she literally relays this information like a "For Dummies" book. REEEEEEEE. Normies stay out of my market.

>>2316191
Now is the time to see if btc really do buy hitmen...

>>2316347
>muh taxes are going to pay for gay pride parades! I bought bitcoin cause I don't wanna pay for the gays

Fucking hell the memes are becoming real.

I don't want this to become a part of my real life yet.

Quickly!!!! Go to the comments section and SHILL!

Say how you lost your money
Say how its a ponzi scam
Say how its illegal and crypto hacked the NHS

SHILL SHILL SHILL

Why is this bad for us again?

>>2316338
>expecting /pol/tards to know anything
I'm "right-wing"/nationalist whatever. But holy fuck those guys are the most retarded group of people ever. It doesn't surprise me that most of them jumped ship to infinity chan. I wish their /biz/ board was more active but everything there is fucking dead besides that /pol/.

>>2316335
Deastest newfag:
Before /pol/ existed, every board on 4chan was like /pol/. This isn't keddit
Eat shit and kill yourself.
- Everyone.

Fucking normies fuck off

>incoming flood of /pol/acks, alt-liters and r/the_donald redditors

i-is this a good thing or a bad thing?

>>2316368

normies = public phase / bubble confirmed...... it means this party is a ticking timebomb and your gainz could be wiped out overnight the more normies join in

>>2316368

i havent mortgaged my house yet to go all in on homocoin

this fucking cunt is gonna ruin muh gains

NEED MORE TIME!

>>2316368
Less time for early accumulation.

1JLM6GJwaPdNv4dM8K5KkcFHeziXXXMGKT

this is her address

>>2316367
DO IT FAGGOTS

>>2316367
this tb h

>>2316389
its obviosly gonna be BAD for us, fucking normies

FUCK LAUREN REKING MY ACCUMULATION PHASE DESU
FUD AND REPORT
FUD AND REPORT

WHAT THE FUCK STOP SHILLING IT NOT YET YOU ROASTIE

Would marry Lauren Southern

>>2316368
Get the fuck out newfag.

It's bad because if you think crypto is bad now, wait until Sally and Chad, who were so HAPPY that their "super-risky" portfolio was making them a whole 7% last year (WOW!), aren't used to seeing their entire portfolio take 50-60% swings and dips in a day and fucking holding. They will panic sell and this thing will crash it's never crashed before. It will fuck up the whole market

The ride is going to end. We aren't ready for this yet.

Normies shouldn't even be allowed to meme.

>>2316390
>>2316392
>>2316397

FUGG, I GUESS IT'S TIME TO BUCKLE UP THEN BOYS.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 1994

>>2316389
In order of good to worse:
>/pol/tards
>(((alt)))-lite
>actual turd log I shit in my toilet 10 minutes ago
>/r/the_donald
Normies ruin everything as always anyways. Anyone have that hobby comic that shows what happens when normies come in.

>>2316301

I've seen a cryptocurrency thread at least once a day on /pol/ lately.

These are the people who are going to get butthurt about losses, report it to Johnny Law, and ruin the fucking fun for everybody

>>2316367
READ THIS BEFORE COMING INTO THIS THREAD, CAN'T LET NORMIES IN YET

Just came here to post this. If Lauren Southern is doing videos on this it means it's about to become huge for alt-right faggots. And seeing their history for being literally retarded, means that a bubble is incoming.
BUY BUY BUY

>>2316444

>>2316421
Underrated post.

Time traveler here

buy $KEK $PEPE $MAGA $DOGE

>>2316389
Bitcoin is shilled on /pol/ all the fucking time.

i hate these normies so much

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY GAINZ!!!!

>>2316459
Thanks senpai.

>>2316295
Yeah but they will dump tons of capital in before the pop. This will pump all coins to the stratosphere.

>>2316389
This has been a /pol/ board for a while now nigger

NOOO you stupid bitch don't bring more people into Bitcoin this will devalue my shitcoins
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2316478
They will pump BTC and crush altcoins

Any bets on which coins will see a huge increase? Lauren said she has BTC, ETH, and fucking Dogecoin. Surely her ignoramus followers full dump millions into each right?

>muh boomers

>>2316424
Thanks for the detailed explanation, I agree that doesn't sound very good. I'm guessing we're fucked either way then? As us selling too would just speed up and amplify the panic. Only way out would fuck everything up for everyone, so what would be the best cause of action in your opinion?

Inb4 shilling the shit out of me.

Da fuk bitch

>>2316191
Why is she so perfect?

>>2316514
Normies don't actively follow markets. Just expand your time horizon and keep following the markets. Normies will get hit hard because they don't manage their shit on the daily. Then they will demand government/regulators fix everything. Don't sell obviously just because of one video. There is still plenty of time.

>>2316367
I did my part.

>Dan Bilzerian posts about buying bitcoin
>Martin Shrekli buys bitcoin
>Lauren Southern makes videos about bitcoin

Is the fire rising brothers?

>>2316191
Stupid fucking bitch is telling normies too soon. We are still in a crucial and uncertain transition period.

This reminds me when my country's top tv channel sunday night show that literally every single normie watches "explained" crypto after the recent virus meme where they asked for crypto ransom.

I mean, that's an entire nation of normitude, which didn't really affect our cryptos. We might still be fine.
That being said, let's FUD in the comments.

>>2316548
>martin is just now buying btc

more proof that he's probably just a fall guy, he can't be this stupid.

Please crash. CRASH, BTC, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHINA CRASH OUR SHIT UP AND STOP THIS

FUCK IS THIS WHY MY COINS STARTED RALLYING A COUPLE HOURS AGO?

I ONLY HAVE $800 IN AND MY COINBASE DEPOSIT WON'T CLEAR UNTIL NEXT MONDAY

FUCK I NEED MORE TIME

MORE TIME

>>2316191
Norman's entering the market is a good thing. They can't crash the market any lower than the point they bought in at.

>>2316548
it wouldn't surprise me if shrekli has actually had bitcoin for years

>>2316389
Bitcon has been shilled on /pol/ since /new/

Gonna dump my bags on you normies

ITS OVER

I HAVE NO MORE MONEY TO ACCUMULATE

>>2316191
I DON"T HAVE ENOUGH YET ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHUT THE FUCK UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm licking my chops to eat up some newfriends

>>2316389
Old /pol/ used to have bitcoin threads all the time, I'm worried that the normies and r/thedonalders who recently moved there will flock here

>>2316311
Normies have weak hands. If the price shoots up prepare for a crash

Shill in the comments. Spread FUD. Thumb up comments calling it a ponzi scheme.

>>2316191

The crypto waifu for the thinking man.

>>2316563
>FUD in the comments

That is a great fucking idea. GO GO GO

FUCK

I PRAY TO KEK FOR A DISASTEROUS CRASH TO REPEAL THE NORMALFAGS
HAIL KEK
BRING FORTH THE STORM

So normalfags are gonna get in, the whales are gonna see these easy targets and then crash the market to collect some easy low cost btc/eths.

I have all my coins in a hardware wallet, but I'm thinking about putting it back on the exchange so I can flip it and ride the waves. What' a good coin that should be immune from the market volatility, I'm thinking monero.

>>2316191
The comment section is so cringy holy fuck.

>>2316836

ARK was up +30% while everything else was bleeding out during this last crash

Idiots, are you not happy that normans are buying in and you will be able to sell coins for a much higher price?

Did you want your Lambo or not? This is your chance. The normies are waking up and we are entering the "late adopter" phase.

>>2316883
Yeah. It's a bunch of white knight cucks who would defend her until she dies just because she mimics right-wing talking points.

>>2316191
Kek, I now have a reliable way to foresee chrashes. The first one was Blizerian and now Laura. Sell off quickly at ATH before it's too late.

>>2316836
>So normalfags are gonna get in
not even close

>>2316883
>Bitcoin is a scam

>>2316911
more like early adopters
do you have any idea how many normies there are?
we don't matter at all, who the fuck talks about 4chan irl?

>>2316191
I hope you guys are doing your part and spamming "bitcoin's a scam" comments.

>>2316911
How do I spot the right moment to sell? When all the whales put in their sell orders? It looks inevitable by this point, better sit prepared with the sell order the whole night, would be my guess?

>>2316934

It's to deter normies

do it too

Read the comments. Most fags who watch this video will drool and masturbate to it and not listen to a word she says....I hope.

GUYS TELL THEM BITCOIN IS A SCAM AND "IMPOSSIBLE" TO CONVERT TO USD, AND FUD ABOUT THE EXCHANGE BEING HARD TO WORK WITH, GIVE THE IMPRESSION YOU CAN LOSE HUNDREDS IN SECONDS LIKE ITS SOME WALL STREET MOVIE SHIT WHERE PEOPLE YELL BACK AND FORTH TO SELL/HOLD

fucking stupid bitch, make her fucking pay. Pretend to laugh at her saying she's gonna get all her viewers scammed and Jewed.

>everyone on /pol/ calling crypto a ponzi scheme and monopoly money

I thought /pol/ was smarter

Its hopeless. Sell your bitcoins.

>>2317014
Yeah luckily most of her viewers don't actually take her too seriously and are just there to jack off to her manvoice. Most comments are either lonely guys asking her to marry them, or us spreading FUD
>My friend Norman got into Bitcoins and he was hacked, lost absolutely everything. DON'T DO IT.
lel

>>2316299

>Milocoin is a thing

Too bad Milo isn't anymore..

>>2316810

Fuckin this!
Im prepared.
Iron Hands.

Scare away the Normies!
I need 1 more year!
Fuckin Normies!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2317074
That's the problem: you thought. /pol/ are literally mindless retards.

>>2317074
No no. See, we are /pol/, the /pol/ you're thinking of. /pol/ now is /b/ when we were /pol/.

And if you thought /b/ was smart, lol.

>>2317108
> #NotAll/pol/slims
get the fuck out of my /biz/rael you filthy /pol/goy and take your stupid normie roastie with you

NO BITCH NOOO


FIND THIS BITCH AND STONE HER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2317218
Too late. We're here to stay ^^

Did my part.
Told them its a scam hacker group manipulating the price.
Lost 2000 dollar.

SHILL THE FUCK AS HARD AS U CAN!
SCARE THE NORMIES AWAY!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2317241
Eh it doesnt really matter everone knows the natsoc ideology is cursed and all those who believe it underperform the market

why do women have to ruin everything?

>>2317371
ikr i hate women

Let's spread the rumor that Satoshi Nakamoto is a Rothschild and his plan is to dump millions of bitcoins on people, completely crashing the price just to insert the fear of decentralized currencies into people's heads, so everyone would think it's a scam and people only trust their money to bankers

>>2317407
>implying the rothschild didnt just create fiat out of thin air to buy into btc

CASH OUT TIME

>>2316191
i dont care, not even a female can put me through how boring it is to talk about investing and blockchains yet i still unironically invest into crypto

FUCK the commentsection is CANCER
>marry me lauren
>very hot
>my norman friend bitcoin blablabla
>some nu/poltards with cringy kekistan profile pictures
Alt lite and their community is reddit tier

>>2317469
>letting other people's behaviors affect you mentally

>>2316294
>fox news upsetting the gold companies that are their only sponsor

>>2316389
i was gonna say there are only aproximately 200k worldwide "alt-righters" caught in this particular internet circle jerk but I checked Lauren's views and she does a lot better than I thought...

Our board will stay safe. Only people here are btards who accidentally clicked biz instead of b

I get that we hate normies and stuff but its not like this is super sekrit forum or anything and i imagine a lot of posts on biz get on the frontpage every day.

Also judging from the no stupid question thread that were here a couple of days ago, complete know-nothings are probably the majority of this board already...

Also judging by the trollbox on poloniex, "normies" are the majority of the market... really now, how could it be any different?

well i won't make this any longer but i don't think anyone can say anything against more people = more money.

>>2316191
don't be an idiot, standard normies just dismiss bitcoins and altcoins just based on the fact that it's "internet money".
For fuck sake there's people making money making stupid skins for weapons on CSGO, if you tell them about that as well I can guarantee that they find it easier to understand that someone is making money of a videogame than the actual market that has grown around BTC or other coins.
Do not worry

>>2317734
>frontpage
What site are you on?

>>2317819
>that spacing
RDDit

>>2316191
>Internet nerd money
See ya when we nerds will be rich, bitch

>>2317819
4chan.org

>>2317661
>pepe shit all over the catalog
It's already fucked. We'll be flooded with the_donald faggots in short order.

she literally says new paradigm in the video, fucking kek

>>2317919

>>2317661
Open your fucking eyes, /biz/ is anything but safe at this point, we're already walking in the fires of hell.

>>2316313
>>2316233
>>2316288

hi /pol/ here , what do you guys mean by this? i should buy bitcoinz now rite?

>>2317640
Alt righters consist of mostly 18 to 35 year old males who grew to become disenfranchised with the left. This includes quite a large amount of people.

I kindly request some help in doing god's work anons?


>>>/pol/128799446

>>2317389
Blue board ReeeeeEeeEeEeE

>>2317919
She's trying to warn us!
Someone check her blinking for morse code!!!

>>2317965
gotchu senpai

Thumbed up all the FUD, make sure you guys do it so they become the top comments.

>>2317407
That's going too far, anon.

Make them fear the lambos but not the cleansing fire for [3brackets] them [/3brackets]

>>2316191
we normie now

ruin it before poorfags get anything good
k thx bye

>>2316367

Fuck
We
Are
Not
Ready
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Wtf

>all these people desperately trying to FUD the normies away from crypto
You know its futile. Dump EVERYTHING into USDT as SOON as possible and thank me later when you miss the crash by one day.
Clock's ticking fags.

>>2316367
I did my best anons

I'm not ready for the normie hoard yet, i need at least one more paycheck into btc first

That was a fuckin great video. Literally 10x better than the normie idiocy I expected. She even identified Monero as the other serious coin, even at #9 market cap.

And it's pretty obvious that we have exited the accumulation phase for this round you dumb faggots.

>>2316333
>>2316320
>>2316326
>>2316288
>>2316273
>>2316233
SELL SELL

so which exchange will normies flock to?

I assume Coinbase, they are also notoriously unstable.

Which exchange should I use to avoid normies?

>>2318287
I know it's run by the Winklevii, but Gemini has been good to me thus far. I wired in 5 digits and it was ready to go in a couple of hours.

>>2316191
R.I.P. NORMAN

>>2318329
F

You guys act like they didn't already talk about Steem on the Alex Jones Show a couple months ago.

>>2316385
>Before /pol/ existed, every board on 4chan was like /pol/
holy shit you're retarded AND new

SPAM THE COMMENTS WITH SCAM...PONZI....GENERAL FUD

>>2318381
I did like three times it's working

Thumbs upped some fud and reported her video on multiple accounts.

>>2316454
We see you, you basic two eyed bitch. We are not impressed.

>>2316191
Shit's got a decent amount of views

everyone needs to thumbs up the FUD to make it the top comment

>>2316191
Why does this bitch trigger me so much?

Gosh, she reminds me of how back in high school beta numales would flock around the attractive whores and buy them food/help with tests/give rides home while getting fucked by Chads secretly.

The fact she makes 4k per month on Patreon is even more depressing.

>>2317734
This isn't about "muh sekret klub normies out ree XD" bullshit you fucking retard, this is about keeping the bubble down. A bunch of dumbasses flooding in all at once causes the market to bubble unsustainably, then it crashes hard and could ruin the market for years before it could recover.

>>2317218
Back to reddshit you go faggot.

>>2318547
It's already happening anon, are you blind?
Go all in on USDT before its too late

>>2316385
>Before /pol/ existed, every board on 4chan was like /pol/.
No.

>>2317819
>Normies talking about normies like they're not normies

Unfortunately newfags is the price we must pay for gainz

Normies make me sick.

>Thinking some whores video is going to flood the market despite bitcoin being public news for half a decade

Calm the fuck down

>>2316385
>>>/bant/

Reported her video. The less who see it the less who jump in.

Prices gonna crash or what

>>2317091
Milo's book is #3 on Amazon right now.
He took a big hit with the whole pedophile thing but he's slowly climbing back into the spotlight.

>>2318566
nah senpai been here since 2007 when my underageb& ass knew where it could find WoW hentai easy
been on /biz/ since it was a containment board for doge shilling
been here since everyone proudly called themselves /biz/raeli
take your roastie back to r_donald pls
and thanks for the trump trade was a really could launch platform for the liquidity trade setup by the previous administration that's now carrying the market higher
you goys did well putting best goy in the white house for us
keep it up his second term will be even more profitable for /biz/ael

just remember now that the market is over $100bil in marketcap when it was $10bil at the end of last year
if you haven't gone 1000% on your investment you have under-performed the market and are a terrible crypto investor/trader

>>2316191
>Each bitcoin is a unique computer code that cant be replicated.
A key yes but not code
>everybody user of bitcoin has a complete ledger on their computer...
No bitch, also that makes this shit sound to complicated for normies.
Read the fucking whitepaper hoe.

>>2316191
I hate her now. Women's need for attention are literally what's holding us as a species back.

>>2316301

/pol/ doesn't like Lauren. They know she works for the Jew and is just cashing in on this "alt-right" phenomenon.

>>2316389
We've been here all along, faggot.

>>2316191

>>2319858
>Good, we don't want normies in on this yet.

>>2317074
>I thought /pol/ was smarter
/pol/ has never been smart, /pol/ has always been a cesspool of retardation.

>>2316191
Everyone post like me about how getting into crypto ruined you, that you didn't realise it would be such a big risk, the technical hurdles, the blockchain bullshit etc.

We don't want normies on this train just yet, cash in on them later.

>people still thinking normalfags are going all in yet
Nah right now it's fringes, we've only passed the obscure "poorfag into new money" phase. This is the official early adopt time. This is like investing in Apple after the Ipod or in MS after Windows 95. Sure there has been a huge bump from where they were, but mother of god there is a long way to go as countries begin to dump into cryptocoin.

Now obviously some coins will make you more than others, but I'd bet if you dumped into even BTC right now you'd still come out with 10x your money. Personally ETH is probably the safest and biggest long term bet though since China and Russia are getting very interested in it. People selling all their ETH just because of the recent growth are retarded.

>>2320378
Sorry if you didn't get in sooner but this bubble is happening now whether you like it or not. Guaranteed actual normies will be making those posts in less than a year when it starts collapsing. Stock up then and wait for the next pump.

>>2316595
Why does no one realise this

>>2320704
They just need to stay out for like two more months while I accumulate, then they can flood in. If they fuck around and pump ESPERS before my next payday, I'm going to be livid.

>>2320718
Nah fuck you. Everyone here should have thrown their life savings in already and literally have no more money out side of crypto or else what are you doing. We can open the flood gates to normies now.

>>2320812
>what are you doing
Getting more paychecks so I can dump all of those into crypto in addition to everything I've put in. I'm just hoping we get another 10 days until we hit $3k and the hype starts again. If not, I'm at least hoping for 3 so I can shore up my Espers holdings a bit more.

will eth get pumped, too?

>>2318523
So much this

>>2316191

>Women fucking everything up for their own gain


Wow, nothing new here.