/biz/ - Business & Finance

When should we expect Bobo?

>>23142987

Look beyond liquid cohen, see the true and honest cohen behind the scenes. GME to 3.20$ by Q1.

>>23143023
Who or what exactly is bobo

>>23143030
go back

How hard is GME going to plummet at open?

Is a $9 limit buy too high or should I aim lower?

PLTR?

>>23143030
If you don't know, he'll be visiting you soon

>>23143044
checked.

GME will likely end around 9.99$ on the new battletoads news.

>>23143044
>$9 limit
wait lol are you for real
you really expect shit to just revert back to as if we never had news

kek you fucking wish

>>23143044
>plummet
we held $14 AH with 10 M volume

$20 EOD tomorrow

>>23143044
How does 1 dollar sound?

>>23143057
But there already is a new batletoads. Also GME is gonna gap up tomorrow.

>>23143030
A-Are you serious

>>23143078
>>23143052
>>23143041

I've only been lurking for a couple days have mercy

>>23143088
bobo is slang for bear.
He is the one who is paying us GME chads

>>23143064
>>23143062
>stock doubles on the news illiterate HS dropout big tiddy goth thot will now use excel to log the physical stores net loss each week instead of proprietary POS software
>GmE tO tHe MoOn We AlL GuNnA MaKe It BrOs

>>23143088
All will be forgiven if you watch this video to completion and accept miko into your heart.

>>23143026
>liquid cohen

>>23142987
>https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
Based.
Thanks, OP :)

>>23143096
>>23143107
Makes sense, thanks friends

>>23143115
https://youtu.be/YqcHvgXqXXM
Sorry I forgot link. Don't fuck up.

>>23143088
GO BACK

>>23143100
>stock doubles on the news illiterate HS dropout big tiddy goth thot will now use excel to log the physical stores net loss each week instead of proprietary POS software
oh no its retarded.

the truth is the content of the news never mattered. any good news could have caused this

>>23143111
are you going to eat that pussy?

How bad did I fuck up by selling my 10/16 10$ GME calls on the first spike to 11.60? I had so many bros, I was actually down before this happened. I didn’t know it would keep going so much...

Where my Rolls Royce eurochads at? Ready to double your money yet again?

>>23143123
I love me some hololive

>>23143046
Maybe.

i hate how selfish i am... there are literally 100s of people trying to follow this thread, and 1 person went off and made pressure medals general, and then another wanted less trumpdicklickersgeneral.... we've had multiple split threads... the faggot that doesn't use the copy pasta who makes his own thread is liviing proof... some how we have grown too large for one thread... my idea.. sucks. i don't think we need to split the thread... since searching for 1 ticker is so bad... but we already had penny stocks, and pressure medals... ii even tried the for-ex anti-shitcoin general also known as /fag/ i have no problems searching through threads... ii just have a problem about meta bitching about the thread.... and since we are the one who gets traffic, we might as well try to stay happy.

>>23143100
kek
nice job missing the fine print retard

i dont even care to correct you because +40% should speak for itself already

Meanwhile, at Bogleheads ...

>>23143138
>on the first spike to 11.60?
not very. due to the sudden spike in IV that might have been a profit maximizing move (see my gainz chart)

Feel free to buy back in with some longer dated options on any dips though :)

>>23143138

>>23143138
Don't feel bad fren. You made money today and that's all that matters.

>>23143166
I ended up buying 10 12$ 10/16 I plan to sell tomorrow, 20 11/20 14$ and 5 11/20 15$ though I kept most my profit on the side hoping for dips. Hope I did good

>>23143123
If my Waifu whom shall not be named was hololive Id be very upset. How can you handle seeing random guys donate stacks of cash to your waifu?

>>23143123
nice

>>23143151
What in the actual fuck are you talking about?

>>23143030
>who or what is Bobbo

>Lately, some famous people have been talking about it on the internet.
>"I ate Bobbo"
>Its food?
>Its Italian food
>It's a kind of pasta made with wheat flour based dough
>But the difficulty involved in preparing it makes it a delicacy
>Only chefs of the highest caliber can make it
>Bobbo hard to actually get a hold of, so most people just talk about it.

>>23143186
honestly options that short dated are pretty risky, but I wish you best of luck fren

I generally recommend Jan and Apr 2021

>>23143135
>gamestop
>sale of game informer

OH NO ANON NOOOOOOO I USED TO COOOOOOOOOM TO THE BACK PAGE WHERE THEY HAD THE BIG TIDDY CELLPHONE BACKGROUND GIRLS ADVERTISEEDDD NOOOOO

fuck of retard, inspite of my nightly trolling not one of you has legitmate proof that steven cohen and ryan cohen aren't the same lizard wearing two different skin suits.

but for real if you rly wana back liquid cohen be my guest. im all for more ackman retards, this is the next JC Penny meme and Im getting longer term puts cheap, i hope you bump it to 20$ tmrw even though its going to dump.

you and all the other pajeets can shill your partnerships all you want but a piece of shit is still a piece of shit, no matter who its partnered too, shitcoin or otherwise.

>>23143166
that chart was like mine.. i bought the peak, it went down so i bought more and got out wiith profit riiding....

my gut is telling me to take all profits and run tomorrow morning with GME... convince me otherwise

>>23143199
I think I’m going to sell them all at open since they’ll for sure be up big

>>23143030
Fuck around and find out.

>>23143166
i ended up with a huge spiike at the end... i sold with less than a minute to go... but it looked like mine at 310 or 320 today... ii say i bought the top, but rebought the dip... averaged down and came out of it in the profit...

>>23143187
You just don't get it I guess. Me and Miko are married, end of discussion. But I respect the fact you hide your waifu. Shows you are a man with integrity.

Market Watch is trash

xth for using your money to buy more money

>>23143151
I have no problem with split threads either but I like calling people out for it.
Nothing better to put down the people who did the actual work to make a thread and then I go and tell them their thread is shit.

ehehe

>>23143206
65 million volume today
what the fuck do you think

if those weren't shorts covering, then the short squeeze later on is going to be even more catastrophic for short sellers
if those were shorts covering, then this is only the beginning

i get the feeling only retail short sellers were covering today though

>>23143205
>bought the literal IV spike
God you are a retard

I remembered what the argument a week ago was over. It was me and some other anon went and did on foot DD at GME and you were being a complete moron about it

>>23143206
I don't have the estimated SI for today from ortex yet

all I can say is that we held $14 with 10 M in volume AH

>>23143226
my gookfu is named some stupid gender neutral name from korea, and her last name sounds like a man's first name... I just call her sunshine or sunny... kyunasun is just too much for an average american.

>>23143206
bro, think of all the shit that cohen needs to do to turn GME around. he has 9%. its nothing. now he has to pay 7x to make that turn around.

be real. you're playing poker, you have two aces in your hand, do you really flip them over and show everyone those aces before the rest of the cards are dealt.

if cohen was serious about this revamp deal, he would not have been so public about it and made it 7x as expensive to aquire control he needs to gut the company and revamp it.

rn he has a 700% return without taking on bezos. he's going to dump it and run. if he was serious about doing anything with the company, he would've played his card closer to the chest.

>>23143248
I posted twice that I was going to make this thread and nobody rebuttaled. I'd someone made a thread after, that's not my fault

>>23143226
Honestly I post a fake waifu to this site so that the haters dont post Guro of my real waifu kek. This is a real problem Ive faced many times

I'm avg 6.45 on GME with 800 shares. Do I sell at open?

>>23143241
I get market watch alerts on Ameritrade.

It implies that Biden becoming president will be good for the market despite the higher tax. Market watch is shit

>>23143264
>idiot who can't tell apart Ryan Cohen and Steve Cohen

You do not get to use the Coom Cat

>>23143274
just watch the volumes

>>23143267
I don't actually know whats going on I just practice taking to opposite opinion of baggie because I know it will make me rich

>>23143268
Kneepad posts guro of Miko all the time and I were to God if I'm ever in texas I will rape his butthole so hard the whole room will stink like shit.

>>23143248
The CLF fag that splits the thread is just a troll who doesn't care about making money. Fuck him.

>>23143288
>mistaking liquid cohen for true and honest cohen
>being retarded

>>23143297
Be nice to your fellow retard

>>23143315
Ok sorry

i actually get a feeling of pride watching news media read names like hyundai and stuff... i never correct them on pronounciations, but it's fun to watch.... actuallyy today i was filling up and this sonata was pulliing out... he couldn't start... then he got it rolling... looked like an 04 body, but he's got a bad timing belt or something.... damn people... take care of your engines.

if i wake up to another +20% in premarket tomorrow morning
oh man, maybe the short squeeze might really be happening

>>23143203
take your meds you schizo nigger

care literally went choke choke choke... choke choke choke... the thing was not taken care of... one spark is all it should take.

Fellow Coomers

I just want to say how happy I am that the big coom started on a thursday.
Many shorts will be desperate to close out tomorrow to avoid overweekend risk.
Imagine what happens if a new 13D or an agreement with Cohen comes out over the weekend.

>>23143324
>>23143344
Are you ok tripfag? Go to bed man it's 2am at least on the east coast

>>23143144
are people catching wind I got in thus morning and it took off, but I dont know why so fast, not complaining though I just thought it was my slow and steady pick

>>23143324
Words can't describe how happy I am that you're back on drugs.

>>23143324
Dude, you are fucked up.

when iit drove off... you could hear it was misfiring... misfiring pistons is an immediate reason to pull the engine, but in that model car, with the gook 4-cyl it's probably got over 100k miles and it's ready to die... the owner never met the previous owner, probably got raped by a broker or dealer... and didn't do maintenance on the vehicle.... losers like that won't make it.

>>23143387
I can see the syphilis is full blown at this point from your gook prostitute gf. Never trust 3dpd

>>23143369
It would be pretty obscure to the main bulk of traders, which is why it's comfy gains. Don't know for how much longer though. The stockwits page for RYCEY went from 900 to 1000 followers yesterday

>>23143349
Interesting how marketbeat already listed the opening price for gme 11 minutes ago when the markets haven't even opened yet.

>>23143349
what's our play for pre market coom cat?

>>23143371
im not on drugs... just juul and pussy and cabarnet savignon... the tannings and aromas make it my favorite wine of all time... pinot noir if the resteraunt doesn't have a cab, if im cooking with white... i use white wine when i cook quite a bit.,,, i only use pino gregio or what ever... shit like chardonay or anything else it's too sweet...

w-what are we gonna do post-coom GME bros

what do i go all in after

>>23143431
Oh you're drunk lol. Me too fella, I'm on keystone number 9. Godspeed.

>>23143424
markbeat says it opened at 13.49 today, friday. weird, because that hasn't actually happened yet.

>GME opened at $13.49 on Friday. GameStop has a twelve month low of $2.57 and a twelve month high of $13.64. The company has a 50-day simple moving average of $7.73 and a 200 day simple moving average of $5.23. The company has a quick ratio of 0.69, a current ratio of 1.05 and a debt-to-equity ratio of 0.61. The stock has a market capitalization of $879.04 million, a price-to-earnings ratio of -2.71 and a beta of 1.08.

>>23143030
thats it, im selling everything

>>23143400
no... you don't get a right to talk about her like that in front of me... and to talk about me. show me what you're driiving home.... i am home i hope you understand what an investment is and not how to just piiss me the fuck off.

>>23143417
it feels good being early. are you a bong? im trying to find a reliable and fast news source for gauging/timing big movements for rolls

>>23143451
If it wasn't for trumps meme magic I would probably all in SPY puts at this point.

>>23143433
Gambling money into DDS if it's not too late at that point. Maybe some gambling money into NAK too

then back to safe and boring tech/seminconductor picks like TSM and MSFT

>>23143433
If GME cooms to $50 my portfolio will be worth about 40k canadian (22yo uni student, don't judge). At that point I'm gonna probably start swing trading 2x bull etf's on TSX because I can do that with no fees on wealthsimple. Once covid starts to actually go away, I'm gonna go heavy into air canada.

>>23143443
im also drinking bacardi white rum tonight.

>>23143453
You bloated sperg I'll tell you what I drive lol. I have a 2010 ford fusion and a 2000 ford f-150.

>>23143135
This fucking guy gets it.
If you look at the details of the GME “partnership” with MSFT, it’s literally just your basic big tech with predatory, manipulative behavior, handing out a fucking coupon to a big, cheesy, loyal client

>>23143137
I love eating pussy.
Try eating an 18yo’s pussy, anon. Highly recommend it. Her fucking eyes flittered.

i have 4 shares of GME
what should i do with it? will the price go higher or should i sell and take my profits

>>23143468
>If GME cooms to $50 my portfolio will be worth about 40k canadian (22yo uni student, don't judge).
i liquidated my stocks (like 15K maple dollars) and put it all into GME so i'll graduate from an oversaturated pharmacy degree without debt myself
i think they're worth around 30k maple dollars now, just another 100% and i am fucking golden for 4th year

have to thank Trudeau for giving me 10K maple dollars for free so I could put it into my TFSA. If CERB wasn't a thing, i'd only have around $5K leftover from my part-time wages to play with

>>23143497
I like women's buttholes myself.

>>23143444
13.49 was the close price today
I think it's just a mistake

>>23143424
honestly my plan at this point is just to HODL and watch the Short Interest data to time my exit. I made my bets almost 2 months ago before earnings.

You can always add on dips if you're feeling adventurous.

If you have really high risk tolerance you can buy some 10/9 OTM calls ($15 probably max) on any dip. Even if you lose (certainly possible) the delta hedge you force on MM will be delicious.
And if we do somehow hit $20 tomorrow they will print.
I still recommend against this however and will always stick to recommending Jan and April calls

>>23143468
>GME
>50$
>on a backend software deal

anon if I buy microsoft office will u buy my bank account for 7x what its worth? i can "partner" with msoft tooo at office depot for 50$. i actually got a hand job from the grill who works at my local one on wed. thurs. fri. sat. so i bet i can "partner" for even less than that. way better deal than GME.

>WARREN BUFFET SAID!

>>23143513
>doodoo sex
You at least use your peepee, right anon?
You don’t literally eat shit from a girl’s butthole, do you?

>>23143512
GME is only about 30% of my portfolio post-2x because I got burned really bad when ONTX crashed. I bet a huge amount on it, it tripled, I didn't sell, then it crashed 70% premarket. Live and learn. I am good for uni money already but I want to have enough starting capital to actually move my life forward a couple years financially. If I can catch the covid recovery on airlines, and long holds like palantir pay off, it would be nice to be worth 100k before 25.

>>23143497
I get it but you don't

This is actually a revenue sharing agreement you know.
https://thefly.com/landingPageNews.php?id=3172373&headline=GME;MSFT-Microsoft-deal-net-positive-to-GameStop-thesis-says-Jefferies
Even the fucking GME BONDS are trading above par right now
FYI, they were trading at 92.50 less than a week ago

>>23143535
I don't eat shit from their butthole literally but I love the female butthole. It feels like their buttholes are for nothing other than fucking and licking. Never tasted shit once.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy5t7CsPUHE&feature=share

>>23143523
Just wait until the short interest numbers come out faggot. I've been in this shit for a month already, you think I'm the kind of mouthbreather who only bought today? I'm up 100% already

>>23143482
i just lit my cuban cigar. i only had 2 left, but i got my peurrto rican rum and cuban cigar... the f-150 is ok for a liight truck, but don't load the bed or try to tow with it... you're a light truck... GMC Sierra is a true class of truck on its own from suspension and frame... thing is literally the king of trucks. well that's not true... we can argue about cummings and petterbuilt....

>>23143123
Ok I make fun of vtubers but truth be told I never watched any before
but i watched this and fellas

... i like what i see

>>23143547
Here's to hoping Air Canada doesn't go tits up

ima filter this drugaddled tripcunt rn

>>23143507

anon, plz. ask any coomer to justify GMEs price. they can't. some homo said he was going to use it to take on amazn. that was when he had a 9% stake. now its 7x as expensive thanks to memes and them buying microsoft word.

in all seriousness ive had fun trolling tn but plz do not lose a significant portion of your merge savings betting on something like GME. no one can deffend their GME positions with logic. they rolled the dice and got lucky.

For real anon plz don't let these masochistic nihlists who've lost 30x what they'll ever make convince you to waste your hard earned shekels so they can take profits tmrw.

>>23143571
Air Canada won't go tits up, the feds will keep it alive. Also they were in really good financial shape before covid, they had a fair amount of cash on hand. Shit airline but they made money.

>>23143547
i'd sooner look into other retail shit before hopping onto airliner recovery momentum which is probably like 2-3 years away

even canada goose is trending up hard, +50% since August on a smooth uptrend, in an economy with massive unemployment where brand name shit like that might do poorly
I'm sure there's other shit just like it that are safer

>>23143582
I think I just need to do more lurking/research to find meme plays. Everything just seems so fucking expensive right now.

>>23143561
My truck has a 4.6 liter triton v8 nigger. It will tow what I want it to.
>>23143567
Miko just brings a smile to my face. Nothing crazy I just think she's cute.

>>23143550
>licking
Gross.
>fucking
Okay. I still haven’t tried that yet, but I can envision myself becoming a true degenerate and getting really into that one day

>>23143574
god you're pathetic
we've reiterated the DD for over a month now

>>23143135
>10/10 would lmfao again

>>23143598
>becoming a true degenerate and getting really into that one day

Anal is really only your first foray into degeneracy wait till she starts playing with YOUR butthole

>>23143574
i bought back in march
i'm just wondering if i should sell now or keep hodling

>that poster

Why is he so angry at GME? Did he lose money as a short or what? Every time someone says anything positive about GME he chimps out with poorly spelled, multi-sentence rageposts... some of which give off a vague schizophrenia vibe

>>23143601
not me, but I'll see you tmrw 4pm sharp anon

bring rope, but not for me.

>>23143591
>Everything just seems so fucking expensive right now.
well yeah, winners are almost always at their ATH for obvious reasons
having a value picking mentality is what can lead you to buy value traps like oil right now, or REITs (fuck RioCan) that just crab forever

dont buy shit just because it's """cheap""", it's cheap for a reason, probably shitty financials or massive debt

>>23143567
How do I invest in AI bot streamers?

>>23143593
You know I tend to find that everyone has that one secret guilty pleasure on youtube that they won't ever admit irl

for me it's aluminum foil asmr

Look at this gem!
I recommend trying a small amount

Token:SKPL(SPOOK)
easy 100% and more...

https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x0441bdc819a8a92e1ec8aac644a33655d8f74c59

>>23143598
If I was gun to my head suicidal and you were volunteering, would you let me lick your butthole or let me die?

why did GME pump so hard yesterday?

>>23143482
i own a ton of cars... you have no fucking idea... it's like i don't even know the difference model to model on half the shit... im not a judge... i just know my corvette has less than 75 hundred miles, when i bought it and still hass lass then 25k... still gets serviced twice a year... i know my jeep grand cheerokee with it's v8 heming and suspention can out tow you... i dunno... pulling power... i mean volvo made a great engine... it was world class... but those are for heavy lift super duty... an 150 is a piece of shit that can tow something tiny... i liike pro-pulling.

>>23143620
amd and tsm probably unironically
maybe bilibili too? but that's some real chink shit

>>23143627
Nice, just bought 100k

>>23143497
18yo seems kinda old... I had to google if that's even recommended...

"Though technically aged and worn out, the fact is meat from mature animals has a depth of flavour that's just not found in the young"

Seems interesting but I like my pussy tender and young

>>23143609
they hate to see meme magic

Whats Cramer thinking right now?

>>23143497
my gf in highschool was a year older than me so i actually have eaten out an 18 year old
honestly it was kinda meh i don't really get the hype around it

>>23143634
Jesus that's actually cool baggie! Imagine what you could drive if you weren't the worst trader on /smg/

>>23143535
i prefer vagina, i've licked asshole but butt sex is gay.... the vagina is right there... why put it some place else... what is wrong with people... sheesh.... she liked me licking her ass, we actually lick each others ass, but to put the dick iin the butt... it's gay.....

>>23143609

when has something good ever happend to the chans as a whole. luck is real, this is a website for unlucky ppl born manlets, poorfags, or austistic.

if a bunch of homeless men started winning the lotto all round the country id be skeptical as well.

goood luck to all of u, but if you didn't sell, this is bound to be just one more chapter in the tragedy which is the life of all anons.

>>23143639
pic related

>>23143650
My first girlfriend was fucking gorgeous but I didn't know how to find the clit back then. Opportunity wasted.

>>23143661
sorry bobo, you're not getting out of this one that easy

Gonna have to pay me at least $100 a share to cover your ass

>>23143652
want to see my garage? i literally take a 20 second walk.

>>23143668

>>23143672
when it hits 12$ i honestly hope youll sell anon.

from the beginning to the end, losers lose.

>>23143673
Do it and prove you're a rich fag.

>>23143673

and im just here clinging to my cannastocks and hoping like hell 4 pm today will end in victory for you god-damned coomers. I will sacrifice 10 percent of one of my stocks so you GME-chads will shoot the moon.
In return I ask you pump Ameri-Cannastocks

>>23143679

>>23143679
Hindsight is 20/20

>>23143679
thx anon; cant wait to try anal!

>>23143673
/o/ here, yes please

Haven't the bears been promising armageddon since GME was at $4? Virtually all of them are underwater by now. Though we shouldn't find it surprising considering what happened to TSLA shorts over the past 12 months. They were all suffocatingly smug about their decision to short TSLA and $30 Billion in short losses later, they're awfully quiet nowadays. Don't get me started on the ZM shorts and the SHOP short sellers.

>>23143682
>$12
bruh $11 was the 52 week high less than a day ago
we retraced $8 - $6 - $11 - $9 and now up to $14

If we closed at $12 while maintaining high short interest I would be ecstatic

Y O U A R E P A T H E T I C

>>23143673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv1RJTHf5fk

>>23143679
i've been licking anus this whole time... no wonder she loves it when i lick her clit... i should wake her up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64&feature=emb_logo

>>23143636
I like how even the about the company segment for bilibili is written in broken english. makes me feel like they are the chinks, alas, I wouldnt dare invest in any chinese mainland company, gotta find it but I read recently some %tage thats over a majority of chinese coporations are 300% in debt

Do I sell HSBC ? fuck boiz I think it habbening

>>23143718
She's not gonna touch you without a green card and a child.

>>23143249
all the big shorts are in midteens to twenties, these were the '$9 is a too high valuation' crowd

>>23143737
only invest in america brother, ameri0cannastocks to be precise

its cold out there and i forgot my phone...


>>23143739
she's told me she has a green card... what's the problem.,,, there is ice outside,,, i was barefoot and with no camera...

>>23143748
My city skylines town is profitable now. How does that make you feel you big lipped nigger?

>>23143736
I think china might be going down.. like today

>>23143736
>hsbc
why? there are literally 10 other banks to invest

>>23143766
Not only are you bad at investing in stocks, you're bad at investing in women. You should just let me make your decisions for you

>>23143777
I'm bagholding.. you know when you buy the dip but it just keeps dipping.. HSBC in a nutshell. It is technically undervalued as fuck but shit keeps happening

you faggots need ttime stamps and shitt... i really fucking hate you losers looking for truth... but i am about to blow your fucking mind.

>>23143767
idk, good i suppose

>>23143783
who do you think you are?

>>23143788
>you know when you buy the dip but it just keeps dipping
yeaah, don't do that, especially with banks, there's a reason it keeps dipping despite the valuation

>>23143789
Ok thanks

>>23143798
I'm a nobody.

>>23143783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mvfc3nWRj0

>>23143755
>>23143686
>weed is illegal
>but not if its a inCorPeRaTeD!
these fucking laws a wonked, I wouldnt dare get into that sorry ameribro

Ok fuckers I'm going to bed, see you in 4.5 hours for the pre-market war room

Rolls Royce to 250p?

>>23143820
Gay. Listen to a song that's boosts futures like this not. Sobby crab shit.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ziXVaxITmUc&feature=share

https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/09/20/2-stocks-id-avoid-at-all-costs/

Is AMC the next big play after GME?

>>23143825
Sleep tight

Tfw it’ll realistically take me >20 years to become a millionaire and I’m already 23

>>23143822
but Kamala Harris will take cannabis off the tier 1 drug list. Once cannastocks are publicly traded on the market and banks will give loans and the hibernating bear will feast in 2021

>>23143044
the lowest the dip went after the announcement was $11

>>23143863
I'm 33, it gets worse. Don't fuck up.

>>23143801
yeah I think they will go up again... Idk I have a feeling they will. Not fucking selling. Just want to be the first to say that it's gonna be a red day today

>>23143846
>>23143846
yes yes yes,
I have AMC for 5.96 and plan on getting on the 4.10 train. AMC will be 10$ by christmas

>>23143241
It's cute the way the left attack Facebook. Facebook already skews left in their content moderation. Apparently it's still not enough for them.

>>23143295
I’ve made almost 20k shorting baggie since march. I unironically love the guy now and am happy whenever he posts

>>23143606
>wait till she starts playing with YOUR butthole
That’s a hard no, fren.
I want somebody to put a bullet in my head if I ever get there.

>>23143629
>would you let me lick your butthole or let me die?
Well, you see, what I’ve learned from my volunteering is that those suicide ultimatums tend to melt away when you properly acknowledge them and repeat them back to the poor motherfucker on the other end of the call... so no, you zero shot at licking my butthole, sir.
A lot of the anxious little teen girls try to hear more about the phone worker btw. Some of them are anorexic too ;) teehee

>>23143846
https://finviz.com/screener.ashx?v=111&f=sh_short_o30&o=-price
also, idk about squeezes, but the crash in green tech could be huge if djt wins the election

>>23143650
>honestly it was kinda meh i don't really get the hype around it
>>23143668
>but I didn't know how to find the clit back then
This anon gets it. She let me know I found it. She let me know exact what she likes to feel.

>>23143870
everybody feels ubiquitous markets... Why did you insult my future wife and me. I can only talk truth soo long before i talk hate, but you literally talked hate for me and her... a simple im sorry is enough..

>futures

>>23143863
if you have time to trade and can make 3% a day, $500 becomes 600k in a year a la compound interest

>>23143755
Pltr

Sitting here eating an ice cream sandwich like a true burger. Thinking how great it was to be in GME. I had an epiphany and I’m going to start to listen.

>>23143873
>feeling
kek, good luck mate

>>23143658
>i've licked asshole
>we actually lick each others ass
>but to put the dick iin the butt... it's gay.....
I know this is bait, but holy shit, I really can’t tell sometimes.
How’s the whole “falling out of love” thing going?

>>23143913
>he crash in green tech could be huge if djt wins the election
I've seen that theory floated before and I don't agree. There is lots of money flowing to alternative energy in the private sector. It does not need government subsidy at all. And it still gets government subsidy under Trump right now and will continue to anyway.

>>23143870
i know you have love inside your heart... but you are afraid to show what makes you cry to anyone... even you self you can see something go wrong and laugh, but what hurts you is your family.. contact your closest and tell them you love them... you don't get infinite opportunites... i hope you fine ground and calmness.

>>23143933
Futures look fine. Nasdaq is positioning itself just below resistance prior to premarket. S&P already broke above resistance yesterday.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN

>>23143950
i've never done the anal sex.... i mean the pussy i get is honestly so good why would i go look for another hole.

>>23143926
I can say whatever I want because you're drunk and you'll likely forget or not care about what I said tonight. I don't even think you have a girlfriend honestly. Post a pic of you next to your sleeping gook with your penis out and I'll understand you.

>>23143971
You want a high five or something?

>>23143937
lol only 3% a day you should do more research on popular sites like tiktok how to become a real trader

>>23143937
>3% a day
Nobody is able to do this consistently

>>23143972
Would you fuck a boipucci?

>>23143950
we're closer than ever... i think covid strengthened our relationship in a way that is perfect.

>>23143968
>futures

>>23143952
Yeah, but most of the stocks in that sector are garbage and are valued like this only because of the hype, the sector will have huge competition and the initial drop will be considerable, the ones that survive will be good investments. Anyway, buying puts on them is better than just betting that he wins on some predict it type of shit.

>>23143990
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23143972
>why would i go look for another hole.
That’s complacency.
DISGUSTING.
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

How do you feel about the following?
>I already have so much cash. Why would I need any more?

>>23143985
this guy does it
https://www.youtube.com/user/DaytradeWarrior
but he seems very emotionally detached.. almost like he is making all that stuff up

>>23143971
3x version not available on rh but I heard you, I did my DD, and it worked. thank you bong

>>23143953
Your so fucking gay. I like you being here.

>>23143990
Futures are green as fuck what are you talking about?

>>23143985
bs, you compensate the down days with +10% and retarded option days. But if its your first year then yeah, almost impossible, even at prop shops with all the available guidance etc junior traders aren't expected to make consistent gains for the first 18-24 months.

>>23143994
>Anyway, buying puts on them is better than just betting that he wins on some predict it type of shit.
I don't think you would see a drop in green energy startups just because Trump gets reelected.

>>23143985
and even if you pull in less, and do it in 5 years, that's still nothing

>>23144033
er, so, you've actually done +3% a day?
Post your chart

>>23143953
what a gigantic faggot

>>23144003
yeah, this guy makes some serious gains, he's been trading for some 10 years or more, from what ive heard, he was bleeding heavily the first 2 years

>>23143987
>>23143987
i don't think you underand what it is to make love, and are trying to create stupid shit..... i literally finally understood fundamental intangibles.... i can give a story....

i was named the coach of the ecrhl team... a small team, but the team had more heart and energy than anybody.... we have a spot, and we had a monument near our spot... i looked at the names.. all the people from the town that died from ww1 they could find until today...

the team saw me paying respect, i loved the team, and we won... they literally gave me smelling salts... its a hockey game there was fighting... i told the reff to fuck off... we actually won the trophy... the truth is the trophy was for a benefit forr a kid who caught cancer... had no health insurance, but has tons of bills... i did become a coach that day.... my team won the whole fucking 6 team tournament.... but it wasn't about me or the kid... it was about getting a group of people to work together...

>>23144044
yeah sure and their recent price action isnt election related at all

>>23143953
It’s very, very hard to believe that you’re actually Jewish, sir.

>>23144060
I think he is a fraud.But also I want to believe. I would love to see tax statements but the faggot does not provide any proof it is not all staged.. the livestreams are with delay etc.

>>23144069
Fuck off tripfag. . kill yourself

>>23144050
last two months was 3.2 on ave, had 4/5 green days on ave, recently im three red days in a row, wont post pick because the platform is off and security reasons, believe it or not i dont care

>>23144069
Everyone understand that this person that you see posting is the embodiment of the destruction of tripfags in 2020. It happened 3 years ago with big5, and it's happening now. History always repeats itself.

>>23144069
>the whole fucking 6 team tournament
DON’T WORRY BAGGIE, I’M A NIGGER TOO!!!!1!!!
WE’RE BROTHER NIGGERS

>>23144054
i think love is the strongest uniting force in history... i take the word faggot and i don't care how gay you are... just if you have a boner, 10 steps away from my future wife and all... boners and shit what ever we all shit piss and get drunk... i onlyy got to cum 4 times today, she got tired and went to bed... i love you.

>>23144069
バーッギさま, エッチしようぜ

>>23144082
i dont think so, also he has provided some proof of it and you can see that he knows how to trade by looking at the live streams

>>23144084
>because the platform is off and security reasons, believe it or not i dont care
bold of you to larp like a complete dumbass in a board full of degenerate gamblers

>>23144099
BICH. I DON SPEEK SQUIGGLY
I ONLY SPEEK MERICAN

>>23144101
yeah I want to believe you can do that kinda shit if you have an edge. For example I am wondering if something like dastrader.com is worth it.. like seeing the charts tick by tick. To rip off all the degenerate gamblers that are basically trading blind compared to me

>>23144107
i dont care

>>23144083
stop saying that to people... one day some one you tell to kill themself will die... take their own life... just because you're pissed off you can't do half as much... use love as your tool... use love as a way to appeal/... fuck you could be married 60 years and have your own ambitions.... but why why why why why everr tell some one to kill themself?

>>23144115
Filtered.

>>23144107
>degenerate gamblers
I’m sincerely trying to use a statistical basis.
My next step is to figure out this fucking Kelly criterion shit.

If I want to have crypto exposure without actually owning any crypto, should I buy SQ or is it just a meme company? Is Jack a tech genius or just another African monkey fucker? What other companies offer crypto exposure without owning a shitcoin? Nvidia?

>>23144125
Why don't you just ask the master? I know all about kelly criterion.

>>23144094
i was here before big 5... there was a fidget spinner guy running around.... ii called him out via you and dude threw hiis trip on 6 months laterr asking how he knew i knew it was him..... what everr... i've been pretty open..

>>23143100
this kind of senseless anti-GME shilling is exactly why I'm not selling.

>>23144111
>not trading 250,000+ shares a month to use it for free

>>23144111
I have ibkr, execution is fast af, commisions are low, most of the times have shorts on even shitty ass low floats etc. The edge is that you find what you do best (which patterns, set ups etc) and only do that. The hard part is the mental game - what to do after a bad loss, how to eradicate bad habits etc. The psychology is 80% of the job.

>>23144122
>one day some one you tell to kill themself will die
I think people typically don’t do it simply because they’re told to; they also have to feel that literally not a single other person cares
Or, they feel “trapped” in some way

>>23144122
You're like the jeb bush of tripfags

>>23144099
i can't read nip... just gook. but checked and some one please translate for me....

>>23144151
I have ibkr too.. it was a helpful change I admit

>>23144149
interesting.. didn't know about that.

>>23144151
And the first 2 years are the most important, thats when all the habits form etc, i blew up my first account, lost 65% on the second and now im finally about to break even. Survival is the job.

>>23144132
MFH or RIOT are a couple off the top of my head. Look into those stocks, trade them or not but you’ll have an idea or learn new stocks that have exposure to crypto after.

>>23144161
yeah except i will never run for gubernatorial office... im already exposed... i'd never put that as my focul point... i'd rather influence from behind scenes... and make life win win win... fuck if i get to 60 years old and have the stamina to run... ill take an office... fuck at that point the sex and drugs from 30 40 years ago... who cares.... that's a long time from now... i have to prove to america i can teach a gook the constitution, and civics and how to become an american.

>>23144134
>Why don't you just ask the master?
Noted.
Is this your post in pic related?
>I know all about kelly criterion
Yee, so my next ambition is as follows:
What I’ve liked lately that made lots of cash in COVID was buying cheapies via stocking up on SPXL...
I did that progressively more at 10%-20% down.
I would also like to do this at the 5% down mark (but obviously can’t all in due to the risk of it turning into a 10% or 20%)
So, I want to use Kelly criterion for sizing in my allocation...
W = stops at 5% down
L = turns into correction or bear market

>>23144163
It says the anon wants to have sex with you

>>23144197
this has to be a joke

How to utilize Kelly betting for credit and debit spreads: What you need to know as a layman.

You will need to know the following two numbers:
>p = the probability of winning your spread. Use your favorite statistical model.
>b = the ratio of the credit/debit received/paid to the difference in strikes (aka wing size)

Example: I open a call credit spread with strikes 106/104 and I'm paid say $0.22
>p = depends. use your experience and a good model.
>b = 0.22 / 2.00 = 0.11

If you opened a credit spread, you should bet a percentage of your account, f, as:
>f = (p + b - 1) / (b - b^2)

If you opened a debit spread, you should bet a percentage of your account, f, as:
>f = (b - p) / (b - 1)

If in any case f is less than or equal to 0, do not open the trade. You might also want to bet *slightly* lower than f just to reduce volatility as well if that's something you care about.

>>23144199
Yes the n-bagger roulette theory is my work as well. I am a degenerate through and through. I can take a picture of my handwritten notes too if you want.

>>23144197
You're a fucking mess. I'm gonna eat some dinner and go to bed.

>>23144213
wow... this is serious....

>>23144099
thank you, but i am already reserved...

im flattered, but not while my heart is already in some one else... no fleeting fucking, or anything...

>>23144199
>>23144245
Attaching a pic of my own notes that I’m going to use for allocation sizing

>>23144229
Screencapping :) thank you!

Anons we had a big victory today. This is my last post so someone is gonna have to make future threads. WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=exImzOmXmvA&feature=share

>>23144281
Whoops. Pic attached now.

/biz/ how to make money, just a little bit? I have 1000

>>23144297
didnt read, cool bugs

>>23144311
they are pretty cool, almost CGI lookin

>>23144289
Yes we did but laugh. You think you can just get off the smg ride. Nonono that’s not how this works. I’ll see you again old fren but for now, it has been real. Have a good one and take care.

ROLLS-ROYCE LADS WW@

>>23144297
The chick I fugged and says the n word with me has a praying mantis tattoo.
Convo went like this:
>don’t those things bite of their mate’s head?
>yes, just the female. It’s called “the feminist insect”
>it sounds like you enjoy fucking with a guy’s head
>yeah, I do :3
So, anyways, I nutted inside her, bareback. Didn’t discuss birth control beforehand either.

>>23143716
here in my garage is different that my actual garage... i got 2 lifts 8 cars you're literally looking at a guy who can't even drive the thing with out a helment specially made for him.

>wake up
>but GME wasn't a dream
>GME is still cooming
>my euro stocks already make my account already +0.5% for the day and most of my money is in burger stocks

i feel so good today bros

>>23143088
I hate question-vampires. Lurk a bit more you retard and youll find out yourself. If you are going to ask about every slang you read here youll be asking for days.

>>23144337
i got some jaguars, but no rolls in my garage... sorry.

>>23144290
current scribblings. Interesting thing I noted: when i plugged roulette possibility into the credit spread formula, there is actually what i like to call the "minimum viable rate" which implies that if you are agressively trying to double your money, you do have to hit a minimum rate for it to even be worth it, in this case about +7.49% You can see the general graph structure near the right middle of the page - that's actually the graph plotting your b ratio to the fractional part you should bet

>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-indonesia-tax-digital-idUSKBN26U098
BULLISH (Bearish)

>>23144337
rolls-royce partnered with mercedes... as an iitalian jew... swore them the fuck off....

too late to fomo in on Rolls Royce pnd?

>>23144340
Absolute degenerate. When you have to pay the consequences you’ll learn why you don’t cum in women bareback, especially ones who not only like to but brag about fucking with guys’ heads, unless it is planned and preferably after being married. You’d definitely want to know everything there is to know about this girl beforehand and a possibility of having a child is something you both want.

>>23143088
Sell sign

>>23143574
gamestop is now a tech stock with a share of gamepass a monthly online paid subscription service. Now with Reggie on the gamestop board expect some nintendo dealings to be going on behind the scenes now. As a tech stock it should be trading 10 to 100 times earnings making the company worth about 4 to 40 billion dollars.

>>23144358
>you do have to hit a minimum rate for it to even be worth it, in this case about +7.49%
What do you mean minimum rate?
Is that the spread size?
Or is that a minimum ticker movement required while holding the spread for it to break even?

>>23144383
I put 50 shares on 199p about to hit 250 made 21 hoping 300p before selling

>yesterday complained about GME only going down
>by the end of day sold the most of it with 5k USD gainz
it was good to listen to /biz/ after all. still holding 400 shares

>>23144393
Also, she has borderline and is currently unemployed.
I plan on doing this again next weekend.

>>23144408
"Minimum rate" here, going back to the original game described in N-bagger Roulette, is the rate you pick. If my theory is correct, then you shouldn't ever pick a rate lower than that minimum. In terms of credit spreads, it's your % return you try to receive for the spread.

>>23144229
I've been wundering about Kelly Criterion for a while, you think just comparing deltas is good enuff to get a very rough p?
>>23144340
Dang, I've been kinda wanting an illegitimate son for a while, I feel like that fits your "vibe"

>>23143983
>Went up another 50% while you were prepping the bvll
WHY DO YOU NEVER LISTEN
THANK YOU EVROPA

>>23144433
>it's your % return you try to receive for the spread.
So the “minimum rate” is the minimum that your spread must be capable of returning?
Spreads have a capped return, similarly to the upside potential of coveted calls, right?

>>23144441
Comparing deltas is probably an ok (but crude) model. I actually usually just assume the probability of success is whatever makes the numerator equal to 0.01 - leading to "razor thin" margins, since heuristically, that's probably more fair for people on both sides of the trade.
N-bagger roulette is my attempt at a different probability model that assumes I could heavily abuse the efficient market hypothesis to find probabilities that, while still having negative expected value over the long run, heavily reward me with multi-baggers and must so, otherwise using options wouldn't make sense because I could literally just go to vegas and have better odds.

>>23144327
I meant last post tonight lol. Good night anon

>>23144441
>feel like that fits your "vibe"
So, I have no qualms with having a kid that never sees me...
One of my back up plans in life is that if I don’t get married by 30 years old or so, I’ll become a prolific sperm donor.

As for girls trying to score child support:
They get half of your income in a divorce...
Pretty sure it’s only 18k/year if it’s just off a 1-night stand kinda deal.
Plus, I’d have the better lawyer, but I do plan to look this up before fugging her again.
18k/year isn’t a life-changing chunk of cash to me. That’s less than my rent... for a fucking human being that inherits my genes...

when will i be rich already? tired of waiting

>>23144454
yes, you've got that right mr scoops.
>>23144490
would you like to be a guinea pig for n-bagger roulette? Side effects include a total 100% loss of your account, at the upside of literally becoming a millionaire over a few days time.

>>23143788
>buy the dip retard
You do know there's another phrase they describe that idiocy. 'Catching falling knives'.

>>23143096
don't fucking spoonfeed you insufferable cunt, you also need to go back. the only reasonable response to that question is 'lurk moar'.

>>23144478
>while still having negative expected value over the long run
So you are experimentally trying to prove to yourself the profitability of options? And you hypothesize them to be unprofitable, but then logically they shouldn’t exist?
>otherwise using options wouldn't make sense because I could literally just go to vegas and have better odds
So, the point of options was originally “risk aversion”... kinda like an insurance policy.
You’d buy a “protective put” — the expected value is negative. BUT, you alleviate the risk of absolutely losing the money of all your clients... which is the bigger concern for many hedgies.
Hedgies are not actually supposed to beat the market. They’re supposed to mildly underperform, but “hedge” their risks — providing an investment avenue between stocks and bonds for the highly wealthy.
This is of course not how it’s working today though...

>>23144486
>18k/year for 18 years

that you could have invested in the markets and gotten 10x

getting a bastard means your life is over and you'll never make it because crotch goblins steal your gains

>>23144531
shut up faggot
>muh sekrit club

>>23144498
I might guinea pig it for a small account but I need to study what you are doing more and understand it better. I’m too scatter brained right now. Usually pretty focused daily and every morning but today I’m just off.

>>23144478
V Taleb-esque, I think I'm gonna stick to my covvies for now. I might no joke try this though, I wanna get back into my VIX butterfrees like I did this spring. If the p is only slightly above .5 it should facilitate smol bets no?
>>23144486
I just wanna have a kid who I see every couple months, buy him an xbox and butterfly knife, take him fishing and smoke cigarettes

>>23144486
ii umm really hate tattooed bitches... tatoos are uhhh in my culture similar to flag burrning.... but deeper culture you hit that ww2 generation... and the nazi... im a jew by rebirth. the truth with sex for just sex... it's terrible... if you want sex to raise a family... it's giiven the blessings from everwhere.

>>23144545
I’m planning to double my income roughly every couple years.
I have a pretty solid idea of how to hit 350k-450k next. I know who pays that much and would hire me with the experience and background that I’d expect to have by then.

>>23144554
look im not a programmer monkey and could care less or more, but investing into wti is stupid... under a harris adminstration with biden as president... you can't create more, just accept increased demand because trump showed the whole world... unclassiiied... strategic reserves were full... full to the brim...

>>23144560
>im a jew by rebirth
Wtf does that even mean?...
Hey baggie, do you even have a Robinhood account? How much is in there? Can you post your all-time?

>>23144569
i hate my loyalty... godspeed.... i have too much holding me back these days, but i hope you can achiieve everything bro. I got nothing but love for you.

>>23144582
Why are you posting like a mongoloid?

>>23144449
>>23143971
>LISTEN
Im a brit and not usually reading this thread in the mornings because it's dead.

When the fuck was rolls posted about here?

Is it too late to jump in? I put all of my money into gme last night and dont have free funds unless i deposit more

AMD pre-market? New processors taking the lead from Intel across basically all use cases + acquisition rumours. Sounds bullish to me.

>>23144600
The fuck are pies?

>>23144586
nah im on a computer, i think im down 40k there and liike another 120k from other shit... yeah i lost a bunch... i did learn how to do the wrong thing.

>>23144600
Correction on this atm

>>23144617
Some new thing on the app i think it automatically adds to all your investments proportionally to the pie

>>23144582
I was kinda thinking about longing WTI tomorrow :o
The guy on macrovoices gave a p good breakdown, look at how bad /cl wants to break up! Inventory is up this month but huge drawdown in distillates and gasoline

>>23144592
>i hate my loyalty
Loyalty to people is fine. I like that.
Loyalty to a company is for absolute fucking suckers though.

>>23144618
>120k
Dam. That’s quite a bit. What’s your total portfolio size?

>>23144549
If I'm not too lazy, I'll code up a small montecarlo simulation of how it goes and how to do it. Of course, disclaimer: this strategy does not have a positive expected value. You are quite literally playing roulette. However, if you actually wanted big gains in the quickest way possible, this theory should tell you your odds of doing just that.
>>23144554
if you fix b, f is actually monotonically increasing w.r.t. p. Higher possibility of winning -> you should bet more of your account. You can graph this on desmos or whatever and play around with it too and see for yourself.
>>23144544
>And you hypothesize them to be unprofitable, but then logically they shouldn’t exist?
haha something like that. I actually almost called this the Options-Anthropic principle, but since i based it off of the game roulette, well, here we are.

>>23144548
fuck off cancer

>>23144600
Catching up on overnight /smg/ is part of my morning routine mate, useful to make it yours too.
>When the fuck was rolls posted about here?
A few days ago, I don't remember the gist of the DD.
I do know that RR carries an significant amount of risk. RR Deutschland, who carries out engine contracts with the MOD (engines are their main business; the cars are basically irrelevant) are mainly based in Germany and Canada (I believe). They, like many other defence contractors, have historic fraud and corruption charges against them that were waved away and settled out of court so governments could still contract with them - there is plenty more opportunity for cases to come to light. Also, fleets around the world in use are almost certainly currently smaller than they were pre-Covid, this means much less maintenance and work for RR is required, in addition to sales. Lastly, the MOD is going for more 'lean sourcing' and is contracting heavily with the US via FMS or through US contractors, and most of these upcoming procurements won't use RR engines.
I believe that RR anon identified that the stock was highly undervalued and made money on a 3x, but personally I would avoid buying RR. Best of luck to you if you do.

>>23144653
Wait I thought you couldn't use it with a p less than .5? I've only done the math on this for legitimate gambling, stuff like disproportionate free odds bets in craps o_O
It can give a result other than advising you not to bet if the % chance success is less than 50?

>>23144586
you know what was stupid... from the age of 19 to 25... i never walked into a bank.... my illicit deals and playing poker.. ii was making over 74 bucks an hour and paying rake, live poker in a casino none of the online shit.... i just cashed out one day and they taxed my winnings... i took a few thousand, but since it was more than 9.999.99 they had to track the transaction... and i have fucking close to 20 grand in my pockets in cash, and i just smoke a cigarette... with my friiend old man he was a mentor to me... he said.. poker is a bitch, but life you can never change.... i took the guy for like 500 less than a week later... high stakes poker is a kinda closed community.... its stupid that i've actually played with james woods at the table... we treated him like any other player.

>>23144653
>And you hypothesize them to be unprofitable, but then logically they shouldn’t exist?
>haha something like that
If scam artists and pyramid schemes offer shut that isn’t profitable why do they exist? (Well, efficient market’s hypothesis relies on well-informed...)

What about insurance? (net negative value; purpose is risk aversion)

What about gambling? (net negative when done right by casinos; pure entertainment)

>>23144651
small buisness when you have been to the funerals for men who've made the place it means? nothing but sorrow songs... yeah i got some dead wood to go through... i hate people in my position.

You two trip nigs need to fuck off

>>23144707
those so called pyramid payroll protection loans...

people hated those... i sent in my readmuration... i chewed threw iit.

>>23144689
On second though I'm not too sure about Canada, that may be where a key part of their supply chain is rather than actual RR business, I can't be bothered to look it up desu. Also, RR is obviously heavily in shipbuilding but I wouldn't put any money into anything to do with shipbuilding due to chronic underspend.
If you want to go long for when the airline industry booms and suddenly wants to order new aircraft with RR engines on that might not be a terrible idea. May be waiting a while though.

>>23144723
Baggie, have you been drinking tonight?

>>23144689
RR hasn't made a car since the 70s. They sold the brand because they almost went bankrupt trying to make some fancier jet engines. They are trying to avoid something like that happening again, so if the rights issue isn't enough, there's a high chance for more guberment gibs or a merger with some other British aerospace company

new thread when

>>23144697
p can be anything from 0 to 1. If you wanted p less than 0.5, well, I can open a deep itm credit spread lol. You have to consider both p and b though to find out if something has positive expected value.

>>23144707
Well, it's just a theory. Options have to be profitable, at least for someone, or no one would use them. I think that's not too crazy an assumption to make.

>>23144780
ohhh it's bcuz b can be other stuff than just 1:2 payout kek, smol brain

>>23144756
Not sure what's more likely between a merger or bailout, both are almost equally awful. January could potentially be extremely messy for a company like RR if the UK goes WTO too.

Why the fuck has AMD tanked over 3$ pm

>>23144837
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHIT WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LISA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>23144858
>>23144858
>>23144858

>>23144653
I am interested. Going to shower here, concentrate my focus under the sound and feel of water beading down me washing away impurities and dive into what you’re explaining. If you do code something I’d appreciate learning more about this methodology.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I THINK I’M TURNING INTO A NIGGER
SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP!!!!
I DONT WANT TO TURN INTO A NIGGER

>>23144837
$30b buyout of Xilinx in the works, according to bloomberg