/biz/ - Business & Finance

I stole my little sisters' panties and wore them

>>23136255
I stole my roomate used panties and jerked with them

Sold 40 btc while it was under $100

Stolen money from a retard
Masturbated to my sister
Pretended to be disabled for benefits
Lied about having a vasectomy
take your pick

>>23136255
Beat the shit out of my mother once when she was drunk ages ago.

>I failed to change the future, change yours by voting this November for a better tomorrow.

Death, Disease, Despair
2016-2020

>>23136255
Had sex with my sister. No joke. We both took two hits of LSD and somehow ended up having hot passionate sex. Was incredible.

>>23136403
FUCKING KYS

>>23136417
fucking weirdo

>>23136417
Did...did you do it again?

>>23136255
Jerked off to zoo porn and incest. I also jerked off in the same bed as my sister while she was sleeping

>>23136419
He does. The problem is he keeps re-spawning.

I listened to government and their propagandised media on anything

Bunch of fucking coomers what the actual fuck is wrong with you retards. Stop watching porn, it pushes incest on you.

used my uncles gf bra to crank one out

Coom'd on a married woman's wedding ring

>>23136473
No. We both talked about it afterwards and ultimately came to the conclusion that we were just inhabiting this physical bodies temporarily, and we both did it just for pure sensual pleasure, no emotional attachment or sexual attraction. It was kind of like having sex with ourselves.

>>23136355
What did you do once it pumped? Did you cry? Shit your pants?

>>23136255
not living up to my potential, not being what the people are going to need

>>23136543
Just didnt really give a fuck if im honest. I find investing fun for the thrill. You win some and you lose some. I mostly just thought "ah fuck" for a bit just moved on kek.

>>23136584
The people are cattle made to be milked.

>>23136255
I stole a car once

>>23136255
They deserved it.

>>23136519
Im on nofap and am christian now my days of cooming are over

>>23136255
I voted for trump in 2016...

I’ve learned from my mistakes and now I’m ridin with Biden.

FUCK TRUMP

>>23136629
Fuck off JIDF

>>23136255
Selling 8k Link at. 50
Selling 2 yfi at 2.5k

>>23136629
SAY BLACK LIVES MATTER AND KNEEL WHITE BOI

>>23136626
Based.

Bought DMG at over 1

>>23136524
um.. greentext please?

>>23136417

>>23136417
Degenerate as fuck. Kys

Had an abortion with an ex

>>23136255
I bought both RSR and PNK.
I was new. I didn't know any better.

>>23136629
Ratfaced kike

>>23136417

>>23136734
There’s nothing wrong with PNK

>>23136629
>Ridin with Biden

also kys

>>23136793
Lmfao k

>>23136403
Bots

>>23136255
Lost the key to 100 bitcoins and sold my rig my grandma won't let me check her attic but I know its there!!! Reeeeeeee

>>23136519
Bruv, you should go on any weeaboo board here(actually, it's been a while since I stopped frequenting those).
Wincest was a term. Beside, stealing panties and masturbating to incest is fairly common. Having sex with siblings and parents not so much(thankfully)

>>23136886
Just break in retard

>>23136886
Kill her and eat her

I should have killed myself 5 years ago.
I didn't

>>23136255
I voted for obama like a retard. I also knew about the potential in btc/eth when they were a year old and didn't buy. When I was 10 a 5 or 6 year old russian girl came onto me and basicly forced me to makeout with her. I washed my mouth out with soap afterward. The next time she visited she wanted to do more naked stuff and when I refused she got me grounded by claiming I threw rocks at her.

i used to work in a gym locker room, putting laundry away etc. i'd remember the lockers of some of the hot guys there and after everyone left at night i'd open up their lockers and jerk off using their dirty laundry, like underwear and gym shorts.

>>23136837
explain retard

>HURRR LINK IS A SCAM

Stole a pencil and eraser from WHSmiths when I was 9.

Can't say

>>23137050
Faggot

>>23137139
What makes me a faggot?

>>23137173
You didnt fuck that russian cunny you queer

>>23137173
all what you said

>>23137210
Not buying btc/eth? Or refusing to get hard for a 5 year old?

>>23136929
Ex-military armed to the teeth that will fire on sight vs one stealthy yeah anon I don't think I'll be able to do that.

>>23137204
She was too young. I didn't find her attractive. I was almost 11. Also pretty sure that was violating some sort of law.

>>23137282
You are the biggest faggot ive ever seen kys

I bought bitcoin in one of the sites with the largest comission. Then I used it all to bought Raiblocks. A Raiblock used to be worth $24. Now its worth $0,71.

>>23136255
>sold all my btc at $4500 went all in eth
>sold all my eth at $75 went all in link
>sold all my link at $5 went all in ada
I guess I ran out of luck

>>23137297
I'd rather be a fag than a pedo. I'm also married to my wife thanks.

>>23137369
Looks like you never had any in the first place anon. I'm Sorry God hates you so much.

>>23137369
Just buy back link you retard

sold my 20k LINK @ $0.25 on august 2018

>>23137396
How old or ugly is she now I'll make sure she's never a problem again if she's cut.

>>23137471
^cute

>>23136403
kek

>>23137369
You didnet run out of luck you never had any god gifted you 3 fucking golden tickets and you pissed them away for chump change.

I fucked a tranny

When I was like 8 years old I borrowed my high schooler cousin who was living with us’s cell phone and I texted a death threat to his crush who he talked about often. He came back home from school the next day with red eyes crying. Thought he was gonna kill me. I dunno why I did it and he never talked to me about it again. He’s married with a kid now.
I’m an okay kid but every once in a while I’ll do something retarded. Doesn’t happen anymore since I became aware or it though.
Please don’t put me on a list, I was just a dumb kid.

>>23136968

>>23136255
dunno if they count as worst, but

-fucked a chick in the cemetary
-stole a bunch of liquour when I waz a poorfag
-killed a few cats, frogs and lizards when I was a dumb little kid (this is probably the worst, since now I like animals and nature a lot)
-installed a keylogger on my computer to grab and change a chick's password when she logged in on yahoo messenger, then blackmailed her into showing her boobies in exchange, and that eventually evolved into a sick relationship where I gave her some weed in exchange for fucking her

probably more but don't remember I guess

>>23137839
>fucked a chick in the cemetary
based
>stole a bunch of liquour when I waz a poorfag
Based? Depends on who you stole it from
>killed a few cats, frogs and lizards
:(
>installed a keylogger on my computer to grab and change a chick's password when she logged in on yahoo messenger, then blackmailed her into showing her boobies in exchange, and that eventually evolved into a sick relationship where I gave her some weed in exchange for fucking her
Astronomically based.

>>23136255
I met a virgin cutie aussie girl and used her as a cum dumpster for the best years of her life with no intention of ever marrying her. Left her a degenerate whore drug addict and moved on to have a wife and kids with a trade nip. She deserved better and I feel sorry for her dad.

>>23136255
Post on this board

When I was leaving a hotel, there was an electronic door that swung outwards if you pressed a button. There was a kid outside crawling on the floor, when I opened the door his fingers got caught underneath. Tore 1-2 of his fingers off.

>>23137888
>Depends on who you stole it from
Only big supermarkets, would never steal from small shops and businesses

The animal thing is probably my darkest secret that no one irl will ever know. Once I make it I will use some of my money to protect the animals, habitats and rainforests and stuff, hope I'll be able to make up for it and help those little guys now that I got financially wise

>>23137978
how do you live with yourself?

Bought silver instead of BTC

Kidnapped this fuckwit that ruined my 6digit drug dealing operation.
Kidnapped.
Stabbed.
Tortured.
Wrapped in rug.
Took for a bootride.
Dumped at hospital.
Worst but best times of my life.

>>23136417
White people everyone.

>>23138227
>Took for a bootride.
>Dumped at hospital
Usually if you wrap them in a rug and take them out on a boat, there is nothing left to dump at a hospital.
I don't really blame you though, I think drug dealing was worse, assuming it was hard drugs and not weed

>>23137839
Why would you risk going to jail for blackmail over someone's email? Why didn't she turn you in, what was so important about that?

>>23136255
Manipulated a boy that was close to me, I knew he had romantic feelings and I took close to $10k from him before telling him I didn't like him.

>>23136255
defended obama

>>23138369
I didn't know my ex went on /biz/

>>23136255
I took creepshots of my colleague's pretty feet and jerked off to her

>>23136255
i fucked OP's mother

>>23136417
Hot.

Lost most of my life savings trading forex

>fucked a qt big tiddy virgin on our first date in my car after persuading her long enough

Also..

>fucked a girl with cerebral palsy also on our first date at her place after persuading her long enough

>>23138521
>>fucked a girl with cerebral palsy
She 100% wanted to get laid though, I guarantee it. You did her a favor.

Guy scammed me and ran away with 50eur I gave him for drugs, he was a shithead junky. After his mother killed himself I found out where he lives and drew a hang(wo)man on his door with the text: 'thanks son'

I slept with my best friend's mom while he was in the ICU in critical condition

>>23136393
wtf anon

>>23136403
lmao, the fact that some people out there who unironically think trump is the embodiment of evil just show you how easy to manipulate is your average normie, then said normie will complain how stupid germans were to fail prey for Hitler rhetoric.

>>23136255
went all in on BAT instead of LINK

also didnt disclose herpes to a few girls, i think (4) total, but one of those we ended up in a 2 year relationship that i think made her happy, i broke up with her and she got married to a navy dude 4 months later so shes okay. not sure about the other three.

>>23138090
I hate that you killed animals but i really appreciate you coming around to seeing the error of your ways

we were all drinking at my friend's cabin with a few people

his girlfriend was really drunk and she passed out in their room

we were all drinking heavy until we all passed out

i woke up in the middle of the night still drunk and horny, went over to my friend's room where the girlfriend was sleeping and had sex with her while my friends were asleep in the lobby

she got pregnant and had the baby

friend still doesn't know

>>23138433
>lost 10k from a thirst trap
you belong here all right

>>23138646
I want you to disclose if you have herpes, I dont want to catch it some way by you

>>23136255
Sell my 5000 link in January kek

>>23138521
wild wtf was the chick with cerebral palsy like?

>>23138646
>all in on BAT
>herpes
kek

>>23136255
Ur mum lol

>>23138576
greentext that shit

fell upon some rough times in college and went gay for pay for a little longer than i care to admit

>>23138646
>i broke up with her and she got married to a navy dude 4 months later
She moves fast.

I got caught breaking into a pretty girl's house to steal her panties when I was 17

>>23138713
I don't want to go into too much detail even though I don't think he lurks.
>Friend got stabbed and was in a medically induced coma
>I went to visit him in the hospital out of state and stayed with his mom while I was there
>Me and his mom got along really well and emotions were running high because of what happened
>I was sleeping on a blowup mattress but it popped one night
She said I could share her bed rather than sleep on the floor
>Didn't think much of it until I woke up to her rubbing my cock and grinding her ass against me
>Fuck yeah
>Feel bad afterwards
>Do it a couple more times over the next few days

>90% of things are sexual

Sexuality really is our little evil side

>>23138705
yeah im a fuck up

My biggest shame is that I used to beat and shout at my dog when he did something bad when i was a kid.
I also cut some girls name in my arm really deep for some reason when i was in my early teens, like it was so deep my whole arm was numb for 4 days and the scar is still there. It really creeped her out and I really can't believe i did something like that now.

I came from a very bad home, I think I'm a good person now though

>>23138785
>Feel bad afterwards
>Do it a couple more times over the next few days
kek

>>23136255
Fall in love with my ex.

Dug up a grave

>>23138771
WHY DID YOU DO IT STAYVUN

>>23136255
Said terrible things to the people I care about that I can never take back

>>23138844
I also used to bully people in high school with one of my friends who was a total sociopath, made some people's lives there a living hell. Recently contacted a bunch of them and apologised.
I wish I could apologise to the dog I had when I was a kid though

>>23136255're a nigger.

click on this gay thread and call OP a nigger.

>>23136255
I jerked off with my friend's panties while she was in the shower

>>23138915
Shittest answer yet

>>23138882
youd be amazed at how much people dont care. whatever actions they took after they wanted to do anyways, your words just gave them an excuse

Fuck my best friends mom while she was on her period, and used his work shirt to wipe the blood/cum off. Didn’t tell him when he wore it to work next day.

>>23138562
Well here I'll post greentext

>sext a bit but keeps telling me she wants something serious
>straight up tell her I just want sex
>eventually we finally arrange to meet up
>she tries to cancel on me but I persist
>meet her downstairs at her fancy downtown apartment
>go upstairs and watch film
>after a while begin making out and fingering her
>pull out cock and she blows me
>suggests we go to her bedroom
>try to mount her but she says no
>okay
>have her get on top of me and slide cock in between her thighs
>tells me to put on condom in case of an accident and it slips in
>she's tight af so it's impossible
>keep rubbing cock in between her thighs while trying to also pop in
>eventually say fuck it and jam it in there
>cock immediately becomes wrapped tightly in her warm pulsating walls
>lay her down and begin pumping in her
>cum on her tits and cuddle afterwards

>>23138724
How long
What did you do/worse experience

I let my brother in law fuck me when I was 12, he was 18.
I told my now bf that I was raped as a child.

>>23138955
Ok I'll play

Sell TSLA at 350$ and not rebuy
Sell ZM at 100$ and not rebuy
Went all in on Verge Alt Coin

Oof

Bought desire tokens

Honestly....some of you are terrible...

you know those tags on mattresses that say "do not remove"? well, I cut them off

>>23139043
Are you male or female?

Sex based answers get really boring after a while. They all just sound like some teenage wank fantasy shit.
Has anyone anything outside of that?

>>23139043
>ID literally "P(ump) N b I(n) JaIL
Story checks out

Yeh yeh I had a wank on a pair of pants. Big fucking deal.

>>23139023
was she hot?, or you just fucked her because dry season?
also, did the cerebral palsy make the sex better or worse?

>>23138696
yeah it was only those 4...maybe a few others idr because i was really fucked up on weed/shrooms/a bit of coke and tons of alcohol at the time. then i started telling girls and most of them just want to see you dont have any active sores and they dont care.

>>23139081
got some boomer humor over here

>>23139023
Told you she wanted it. I have seen them on dating apps before basically begging for sex because they don't get much attention

>>23139084
>raped by brother in law
>bf
>/biz/
Im betting on male bro.

>>23139093
oh yeah i did something super blackmail worthy let me post about it here along with my identity and wallet addresses

>>23136255

created bobo.finance lol

>>23139081
You. Fucking. Monster.

>>23139084
^ this

>>23136255
>fell for something like the "tide pod challenge" but it was a long long time ago. it resulted in someone being hurt and i lied and that lie ruined my life and that of many many others.

>>23138100
Yeah I'm a product of millennial morality and the open sexual market. It never even occured to me that stealing the prime reproductive years of a woman was a bad thing because I believed in the equality meme. I can only try to get right with God and make sure my son and daughter know better

>>23139177
It is an anonymous board, you can be more specific

>>23138785
>it popped
Seems like she might have popped the mattress to invite you in bed

>>23139193
Meh im sure shes fine non virgin women have 0 issues finding husbands theres always some cuck who is more than happy to get a wife whos way past her prime. Where is she now do you know?

>>23139123
She was plain looking but hot in a formal way and no sex was actually not that different. Would recommend if the opportunity arises.

>>23139152
Funny enough I did meet her from a dating site

>>23136255
I was changing the CD while driving and accidentally ran over a dog and didn't notice
what I hit until I was far enough away I could see it flopping around in the street.. I kept driving. Felt bad but what the hell could I do, stop and then have the owners want me to pay their dogs vet bill if it survives because they let the fucking thing run loose?

>>23139231
I think you are right, but it didn't occur to me at the time. Looking back now, it seems obvious

>>23139081
I always thought that was the dumbest law

>>23136255
i had sex.

Got groomed by a homosexual and went along with it for way too long.

>>23139214
someone told me to do something stupid and i lied and said that i did do it, then i told someone about it and they went and tried it out for themselves like some kind of retard, we were little babies though so i don't really mean it, it's just that the person got fucked up because of that and i was blamed for it so i lied and blamed someone else, to be fair someone tried to get me to hurt myself too, but no one bothered to look for the origin of the problem, they just stopped at me and i pointed elsewhere and it sprung up a ton of chaos that's still scorching the lives of everyone involved as far as i'm aware. It suuuuuucks. Imagine being like 11 and you send someone one of those 4chan images where you think it's instructions to make home made crystals, but instead it's that recipe for some toxic gas.
You ever seen those on /b/?
That's basically what happened, i won't go into detail, but something like that, i didn't know, you know? and now 13 plus years later it haunts me every day.

>>23139332
Did he take your butthole virginity?

when I was a kid I found some bird eggs outside at church and put them in my pocket to take home, then I microwaved them to see if they would hatch. also shot a bunny with a pellet gun and saw it limping a few weeks later

>>23139351
Don't tell me it's the spoon trick

>>23136255
Had a locust infestation in the garden when I was pretty young. Dad asked me to spray insecticide and I did, next day there'd just be loads more. Went on for a week and I don't know what came over me, but I got a pair of scissors one day and instead of spraying them when I found one I'd snip it in half. Sometimes length ways, sometimes head, sometimes just the legs. Sometimes I'd watch and see how long they'd take to die depending how I cut them. Like anon above I grew up to love animals, do still feel bad about it to this day and have no idea what the fuck came over me. It was a real chore though so perhaps my frustrations boiled over after a few days of spraying and cleaning up bodies, so snip snip

My PLTR 11/20 calls will save me.

>>23138984
>Didn’t tell him when he wore it to work next day.
wat. Did you wash it first? How could he not notice the blood?

>>23136255
I beat a homeless guy up that called me a name to get clout to fuck a girl I hated but she is really hott. She did give me head. Violence turns her on and I knew that.

>>23139351
Don't be too hard on yourself, you were just a kid. We all did stupid shit because that is what kids do.

>>23136629
>I pretended voting was real in 2016 and now I'm going to pretend again in 2020.
That's adorable.

If I was held accountable for copyright infringement I would be liable for more damages than the entire cost of the war in Iraq.

>>23139419
Actually, turning a piece of tableware red hot and putting it under cold water right after doesn't seem to fit the incipit of your story >>23139351
But if I got it pls respond

>>23139539
I support you

>>23136255
Read a copy pasta on /gif/ once about how Anon cums incredibly hard by having water pressure "massage" your glands by stretching your foreskin and essentially creating a path for water to flow inside. Wrapped my foreskin around the tub sink and allowed water pressure to stimulate the peepee. Little did I know that I was essentially creating a seal and the water backflowed and leaked all over the ceiling below the two story house and managed to find its way through the a/c ducts and fucked shit up all because I got horny.

told a guy to dare me to eat my own shit just for fun

shat on the table and ate some of it

got caught by the gym teacher

did the same thing again a few weeks later

got caught by the same gym teacher again

got suspended

>>23139568
>told a guy to dare me to eat my own shit just for fun
What the fuck is wrong with you? Were you one of those kids that smeared shit all over the bathroom walls when you got upset?

Had gay sex once when I was super fucked up on drugs and out of it, I try not to think about it because whenever I do I want to shoot myself

This thread makes me feel so much better, thanks anon

>>23139568
>told a guy to dare me to eat my own shit just for fun

shat on the table and ate some of it

based

>>23139472
Degenerate gambler

>>23139672
>shat on the table and ate some of it
sorry im drunk. thats my edit

>>23139539
you are a good guy, don't forget it.
>>23139657
same

One time a kid at my high school recently died and I pretended that I was his friend to get out of an English class assignment. I have never forgiven myself

>>23139625
That is oddly specific, did you?
>>23139556
kek, it was true at least?
>>23139539
did you were part of some Warez scene or something?

>>23136524
>>23136417
based

>>23139033
about a year
i posted ads on craigslist about being a young twink
they would pay me 100 to suck my dick while i did my best to imagine that they weren't old and male as they were doing it

>>23139717
Yes it was true and Anon was right it felt amazing.

>>23139633
top or bottom?

>>23138615
This

>>23139776
Buddy definitely played catcher lmao

>>23139717
>That is oddly specific, did you?
No, there was just always some kid in school that would do that sort of thing and I never understood why

I cheated on my gf and I will never forgive myself

>>23139865
This, but it was with camgirls only. I talked with them and showed my dick on camera. I did it 3 times, and confessed each time, and somehow my gf is still with me despite me being suck a coomer-brained idiot. It's been over 1 year and I haven't gone near those camgirl sites, and I feel ashamed but at least somewhat relieved that I told my gf.

Did you tell her yet anon? Is this really guilt you can carry for potentially your whole life if you stick with her your whole life? I couldn't look my gf in the eye, she is too pure and innocent. I had to tell her.

>>23139685
The thing is: it wasn't gambling. I knew that those call options I compulsively kept buying into to drive down my cost averages were never going to go up because they were way out of the money but I had something like a psychotic obsession to keep buying them. I wanted to destroy myself to whittle away my instinct to preserve myself so I could have the courage to kill myself but it's always going to be too strong for my own good.

>>23139625
you never wanted to see what your shit tasted like?

>>23136255
something unspeakable

>>23139928
No, never. Your olfactory sense is heavily tied to your sense of taste, so smelling something is enough to make normal people not want to taste it if it smells bad

>>23139925
Seek help

>>23136255
Pretended to go to college.

>>23139990
it doesnt taste like it smells, ill tell you that much

>>23136255
Came here.

>>23140028
What does it taste like? I've tasted pee and cum but not that.

told my parents i wanted to be a tranny...
i was in a really bad place and had a lot of pressure on me to finish engineering school. I think i was going fucking crazy and needed some way of escaping or coping. thats the only way i can describe it. i think that a lot of trannies are in this state of mind and dont realize it. i ended up getting on anti-depressants and started shagging up with a girl i knew for a really long time. it really helped, i finished school, and got off the meds. we dont talk about it now but i often look back and write off all the poor decisions from that time as a side effect of a mental breakdown. i try to compensate for it by helping my parents out all the time because i feel bad for what i put them through.

>>23140001
I'll do it when I can afford the medication and therapy.

>>23139924
Yeah I’m taking it to the grave. Sorry. It must be done.

>>23136255
ur mum

>>23136255
I sold my old contract PRQ on uniswap for 5c when it was worthless. People have been kicking off all day about buying that shit. Comfy with my forked tokens though, and the extra ones the sale bought.

>>23139360
Possibly, but if so he was gentle. I was unconscious during the alleged actual assault, but for the next several months we'd do things like masturbating next to each other.

>>23136391
shit, did all of those, thought that was normal.

>>23140064
Did you take HRT? Do you have gyno tits now?

>>23137109
you are going to federal "pound me in the ass" prison

>>23138696
then don't marry a whore, marry a virgin

>>23140054
it tastes really rich and rotten if that makes sense. like food that is kind of cooked but went bad two weeks ago.

>>23140122
no i was literally contemplating buying sketchy drugs on the internet though. ended up with no physical ramifications just mental ones

>>23136417
Do tell the story anon, go on.

>>23139924
>I couldn't look my gf in the eye, she is too pure and innocent. I had to tell her.
So you told her to make yourself feel better? How selfish

>>23136738
trump is a zionist desu

>>23140196
Sounds about right.

>>23136355
I sold 17 btc and I think about it nearly every single day

>>23140269
I think like this. I want to believe in some Biblical type universal morality shit... but I really do just believe in cause and effect. I’m not an abusive partner. We both enrich each other’s lives and Imade a dumb mistake when I was 19. It’s my guilt and cross to bear. It would destroy her though.. I don’t know

Cucked someone and got cucked in return. Karma

>>23140269
No, I told her because she deserves the truth. I cannot lie to her.

Held a gun to my brother's head just because. No LARP. I regret it every day.

>>23140394
did he say wubba lubba dub dub?

>>23139490
No it's not that, it's something that wasn't on 4chan, it is like those images, but different. It was a weird thing.

>>23139490
I try to think that way, but that only works when you don't really know what the consequences of your nonsense was, if you know what happened in detail because of your bullshit you can't really dismiss it with something like that. I try though, i don't know what to do about it because everyone wants for there to be a revenge, so when they hear about what happened, on the behalf of all the people that were hurt even if against their wishes, it's typical that people try and bring about retribution, and what can i do about it? it's not going to make anyone or anything better, it's basically just a way for the person who hears of what happened to virtue signal. I want to make things right, but it seems to be pretty much undoable, like no amount of money will ever suffice or an apology, or me being harassed or assaulted, none of it will make up for what happened, it's almost like a natural disaster in a way.

Stole $thousands from my work

>>23137050
Why are little russian girls so sexually active?

>>23136255
Sold 77000 link at 33 cents after losing 50%

>>23138785
It's just like my japanese animes!

>>23138307
> boot
I think our friend is british

>>23140461
fucking epic dude

>>23137369
How much btc did you have?

>>23139280
I've hit like 3 dogs by accident before, forgot about it like 5min after stupid animals

>>23136524

But... you DO want to do it again don't you

>>23139280
Reminds me of this one time I came across a fawn lying in a pool of its own blood on the road. It turned out that it wasn't dead. All four of its legs were broken at the knee so I watched it walk on its splintered knees to a ditch like they were stilts. I presume it died of adrenaline shock or something. I guess I was supposed to feel horrified but, if anything, I felt a little happy at watching it go through such agony.

>>23136255
Didn't go into the Clover42 sale. FUCK.

stole thousands of dollars worth of jewelry, let my gay weed dealer fuck my ass for money because I was addicted to pills

There are a lot of things I did:

>Be me in highschool.
>I tried to go out with this really hot girl with awesome tits.
>I gave her flowers and gifted her stuffed animals and shit.
>I jerked off a lot thinking of her .
>I actually didn't care about her.
>Just wanted to juggle her tits.
>She dies in a car crash
>People start to say I'm sorry to me
>People think I was in love with her.
>Had to go to her funeral and fake cry so people don't think I'm a psycho
>Maybe I'm a psycho. I only cared about her tits.
>Jerked off to the picture of her memorial in the news paper


Another one.
>Living in peak alcoholism
>Go out and walk drunk at 3am
>Do it constantly
>Realize there are a few unhabited homes near me
>Force the door on them
>Actually found one inhabited
>No one is in
>Steal off their shit
>Just beacuse
>And drunk

Felt like shit for years afterwards

>>23136255
Got a Vietnamese chick pregnant while working abroad. I have a biological daughter who I'll never meet.

>>23140747
>Jerked off to the picture of her memorial in the news paper
brah

>>23140758
I've fantasized about traveling the world and getting twenty chicks of different ethnicities pregnant. Does it break something in your brain knowing you have progeny you'll never meet?

>>23136255
This chubby girl in high school who i had absolutely no interest in was absolutely infatuated with me, and i let her buy me lunch every day for literally months while i stashed the money away to buy a bass guitar.

>>23140747
>>Jerked off to the picture of her memorial in the news paper
redemption

>>23140790
I thought it would, but I've basically just accepted it now. It would have never worked out between us anyway (the chick can barely speak English and was fucking crazy, but was super hot), but I do feel bad for the kid. I hope she finds a good guy back in Vietnam

>>23136391
Can you please give me a guide on how to fake being disabled for neetbux?

>>23140814
Also hit someones parked car while totally plastered drunk driving and just drove away because didn't want to go to jail. Got away woth it but felt like the most garbage human being on the planet for a long time.

>>23136417
So hot

>>23138615
Fucking this. They would've been the first ones rounding up the Jews.

Haven't done it yet, but I'm going to get a vasectomy without telling my wife.

>>23136255
Actually fucked my cousin three times during this rainy summer. I was 12 she was 14. Found out years later she was being constantly molested by her step father during this period.

>>23137100

>>23136519
>Porn bad

>>23136602
Extremely based. Got any milking tips? I'm trying to come up with ways to trick '''people''' out of their money

>>23140915
Those who manipulate you don't need to ask for outright tips on how to manipulate people. You'll be a failure in your "manipulation" because of your sincerity. You're better than this.

>>23136886
Bro give the wallet to me. I'll spend weeks or months guessing every possible combination and I'll split the btc with you 50-50. Email me playroblox3@outlook.com

>>23137470
BUT BACK THEN WEREN'T YOU GUYS ALL ABOUT SOLVING ORACLE PROBLEM?? IT HADN'T BEEN SOLVED YET. THE FUCKING VALUE PROPOSITION. Or you weren't a /biz/tard yet. I get it. I get it. You prolly doubled your money. It's better than boomer gains.

>>23140953
Why do you need him to give you his wallet? Just find a wallet with a lot of BC that hasn't moved in a while and spend months trying to guess the seed phrase.

>>23137839
>>23138090
Extremely based.

>>23136255
started browsing biz

>>23139423
if it makes you feel any better, locusts and other arthropods are not sentient beings like vertebrates are. It's not like killing a mouse or anything, they barely have brains, just a nervous system and they act on instinct only

>>23136255
My dad came barging in one day (still live with my parents) and started yelling at me and accusing me of being a furry. I am, but I hide it really well. No one knew. Not a damn soul. So I play dumb and go, "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Well he grabs his laptop and shows me how he found out. I had gotten 3 day banned on /pol/ for a post I made with very obvious furry undertones. Now, I'm sure you know, but if your IP is banned and you try posting, it takes you to your post that got you banned.

And that's the day I found out my dad also browses 4chan and hates the jews as much as I do.

>>23137978
Chad

>>23141036
kek

>>23140814
>>23140850
Fuck, also paid to abort not one but two of my kids in high school, and another one later. Fuck, as this shit all comes back to me i know i'm going to hell.

Jesus Christ I can't believe how degenerate some people are. It's kind of attractive to someone who's been as straight as an arrow their entire life. How do people end up doing crazy shit like this. Are they dropped as a child? Bad parenting?

>>23136255
I've jerked to old pictures of my wife. As a preteen. In bathing suit.

>>23140073
selfish and dishonest. you are the worst kind of person

>>23139193
>Yeah I'm a product
So was your girlfriend, apparently. Go die in a landfill, LARPing Christcuck yellow fever faggot

>>23141036
lol

waouh this thread is gold
thanks /biz

>>23139423
As a child, I used to spend hours taking bugs or ants from one ant hill, and ripping their legs off to toss into another anthill. My dad caught me doing this one day and told me to knock it off as it was disrespectful. Up until then, i hadn't even considered the possibility that animals could suffer. I did it for like another day, but i remember one ant in particular, while i was doing it, one of the legs made an audible *snap* as i pulled it apart. I felt a little shocked as it wriggled and squirmed, amd i thought about what he said. I crushed the ant underfoot, and never did it again.

>>23141056
the fact that you feel bad about the parked car, which most people wouldn't give a shit about shows that you're a good person deep down anon. we all make mistakes, just learn from them and try to do better in the future

>>23140623

>>23141096
Under the right circumstances any human is capable of unspeakable acts. You are not immune to this. You are just lucky.

>>23140990
Is this actually achievable though? Have people been able to do this before?

>>23140942
I would never be this honest in the real world bro, this is an anonymous image board. I've already got a few methods but I want more. Tell me more bro come on bro pls

>>23141036
Fucking lmao

>>23140953
> weeks or months
try centuries

>>23141386
>Is this actually achievable though?
No, it would take millions of years to guess it. You would have a slightly better chance of guessing a random account with money in it, but it is still extremely unlikely

>>23141096
It's always bad parenting, every single time. Every one of these people have an origin story, stop putting yourself above them you virtue signaling faggot.

>>23136886
>my grandma won't let me check her attic
How hard could it possibly be to get past your own grandma?

>>23136417

If your sister is hot then wow that's cool although things are probably awkward after, if your sister is ugly then you are cursed.

>>23141386
>Is this actually achievable

At the beggining, when paper wallets were common, sure. It was achievable with seed phrases like "Luke I'm your father" or shit like that.
Nowadays, pretty much impossible.

>>23137622
Thats hot bro

>>23141448
>>23141438
>>23141414
Aw shit, I didn't realize it was that complicated. Ty bros

>>23141207
I appreciate the thought. I do try to live better. However, if there is an afterlife, i believe i will be cast into the abyss. Most likely my earliest sins could be forgiven, as they were the mistakes of a stupid misguided kid. But with the most recent abortion, i knew better. My fate is sealed. Don't really see any way around it.

>>23140540
Nahhh ausfag here.
Bootride rolls of the tounge with an aussie accent.
>>23138307
Was weed/meth/lsd operation. Rough math 350k a year.
Didn't want an aiso raid, just scared cunt straight. Hes still around but he's straight edge now.

>Out partying with friends one night, blackout drunk and high as fuck
>Barley conscious, the rest of this plays out like flashes of a dream in my head
>Come home to my parent's house
>Go to the bathroom to take a shit
>Friends follow me in for some reason
>Weird
>Friends start screaming at me while I shit
>Wtf?
>Toilet comes to life and starts attacking me
>Wake up next morning at a friend's house still hungover
>Apparently I was actually in the living room, not the bathroom
>The toilet wasn't a toilet, it was my grandma covered in a white blanket
>I literally took a shit on my grandma
>I swear to God I wish this was a joke, it fucking ruined my life
>Parents kicked me out of the house and basically disowned me, not even my little brother speaks to me anymore
This happened six months ago and I have just recently landed on my feet. I had to get a wageslave job to support myself and I fucking hate it. I just want to be a NEET again bros.

>>23138646
>went all in on BAT instead of LINK

This. Also I got a blow job from some random girl a couple of months ago while I'm engaged. Made me feel fucking sick to my stomach with regret and shame. Disgusting degenerate act and I literally need to pray/meditate every day to get over it and never do something like that again

>>23141663
you win

>>23141663
>I literally took a shit on my grandma
>I swear to God I wish this was a joke, it fucking ruined my life

>>23141680
nah youre fine, your finance is probably cheating regularly preparing herself for marriage

>>23141663

>>23138305
Asian. It happens a lot.

>>23141663
if true im almost jealous

>>23137258
Wtf how based is your grandma? Any reason she wont let you check? Did you try asking nicely?

>>23141707
with literally every one of my past gfs I'd agree with you but with my fiancee I really don't think so, and that's why I feel even more regret and shame

>>23141120
no i’m not retard. im not a rapist or murderer or abuser.

>>23136255
I've given dozens of rats brain damage and then tested drugs on them.
I sold half of my LINK stack at $4 (5000 LINK)
I lost $10000 gambling on Runescape as a teenager years ago

>>23141745
Maybe he took a shit on her

>>23140953
>playroblox3@outlook.com
autist

>>23136255
i pooed up someones bum, then they pooed up my bum

>>23141772
Yes?

>>23137839
>-fucked a chick in the cemetary
Shoot, same here... I was thinking all these degenerates in this thread were worse than me on average... to be fair it was on a sidewalk in it rather than like a grave or something :/

>>23138100
pretty well im guessing

>>23140839
Don't feel bad about it, Genghis khan had so many children that 16 million people today are descendance from him.

>>23138673
How tf did this go unnoticed? Holy based

>>23141663
>Go to your grandmas funeral
>Be remembered as the grandchildren that literally took a shit on her.

Scream and have psychogenic seizures as a depressive, self destructive edgy teenager. Two years of that shit before a solid LSD meditation experience showed me "God" and I realized that I was literally choosing to be an edgy, depressed faggot. Probably the most cringe thing I can ever think of, and it's part of my own life story. I like to leave it out even to myself.

>>23136275
kek

>>23136793

Old friend did me wrong so I fucked his gf. Also I cheated on every gf I’ve ever had.

>>23138567
Shit, thats pretty dark man over that much cash

>>23141842
At least you straightened yourself out. Taking LSD and reflecting on yourself is pretty based

>>23139928
no, dirty chink

>>23141663
hhahhaahahh

>>23141819
He shouldn't feel bad about letting his son grow up without a father? I've never met my father and I'm an asocial shut in neet. Every single day I think about how different life could've been. He should feel bad. Living without knowing half of your family is a terrible fate.

>>23141036
lool

>>23141765
Nudo is that you?

>>23138673
Holy shit lmao. He's going to raise your child

>>23138673
Was she aware of anything at all? What the fuck.

>>23136391
Anon, this isnt the “whats the most Based thing you ever did” thread

>>23136391
how do I fake a disability?
Plz I must know.

>>23142184
Just be yourself

>>23141036
You could have still denied it depending on your isp. Some isps use a sort of variable ip and you can actually catch someone elses ban when your ip changes. I've been perma banned for cp posting on here because I use verizon and caught a perma banned ip. I don't actually post that stuff.

>>23136523
Did she find out?