/biz/ - Business & Finance

fuck niggers

Anyone in on SPCE?

I'll BUY PLTR WHEN IT HITS $10.14 NO IFS NO BUTS.

PLTR $10c 1/15/2022

like this duck?

how do I invest in big titty mommy moth gfs?

God damn SBE is on a bullrun

Any fit fags here know the feel when u fix ur underdeveloped gluteus muscles and finally start walking with the ass muscles firing and doing alot of the work? My gait feels much more powerful and thrustful. Pretty based. My mom said my ass lookin fat too

>>23128397
Buying BIG

Mind Medicine +200% in a month. Just giving free tips here.

HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN AWAY WITH NOT PAYING CAP GAINS IN MINECRAFT? AT WHAT POINT WOULD YOU NOT RISK IT?

What does it mean when a stock (in this case, NAK) is at 0% and greyed out on yahoo finance?

I've got $10k set aside to buy oil and I can't decide when to hop in

SBE gonna go way up over next couple weeks

>>23128414
Thats not a tip. That’s just saying we missed out

Don't worry coooomers! You're all gunna make it, just not in the way you thought.

I should've bought DG stock when I quit in March. I'd make more money from that than from working there

>>23128334
I’m new to the concept of dividends and I was wondering if I should invest in T because their dividend yield is 7.97. Would that mean I’d have to buy before October 12 and hold until November?

Redpill moment: even paying commissions, this is still cheaper than RH, Tastyworks etc.

>>23128432
There is still so much more to go. I'm calling +500% in the next year.

>>23128428
Some hedgefund jerkoff bought 9% of the whole stock couple of days ago. It was filed today and whole stock fucking exploded

>>23128397
Start with brown moth lolis

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING NETERINOS!

fucking NET only stock that tanks
meh i guess it’s profit taking so whatever

almost time for the 2pm bog dump

>>23128410
Based mom

>>23128417
Lockdown = No Shopping Retail

GameStop is not going to be making money off of physical copies of games this holiday season.
Their entire livelihood depends on console sales.
If a lockdown happens they won't have foot traffic to sell consoles instead they'll rely on their online store which gets bodied by the competition since they can offer better deals and better shipping.

When is WKHS gonna breakout? I’m all in.

>>23128436
No. You would have to hold before the ex-dividend date. After you are recorded as a share holder you are qualified for the divie your free to sell anytime the dividend will just pend untill the payment date

GME bros im..

im gonna...

im gonna fucking COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>23128444
Yes because the only way RH can ever turn a profit is by fucking everyone on execution price

Did me a mistake selling GPRO so early
it stronger than normally

>>23128427
I would wait until December, it's typically the worst month for oil - we're also seeing the shutdowns start in Europe / USA, which will surely escalate through winter

Every week I pretty much just sell cash secured puts and very safe credit spreads for p-nut gainz. With my gainz, I buy SPY partial shares in Robinhood. One day I'll have 100 shares and I can make premi every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

>>23128490
I hate the GME retards but you do know they have an online store right?

>>23128500
Why?

>>23128364
Here. Holding 45 shares with $16,50 average

>>23128455
Theres a merge coming too
Its probably a good time to jump in if you want to hold for a couple months

>>23128533
Why?

>>23128532
WE JUST HALTED

>>23128420
Same rules as always, anon: don't gamble what you can't afford to lose.

>>23128397
short coleman

>AMD
lmao what?

>>23128532
>>23128565

>>23128508
Thanks senpai

>>23128532
he's shilling because the stock is crabbing and he knows that the longer that goes one, the less and less /biz/ and /smg/ tards run wild on it. and once the uneducated speculator crowd exits, the game is over for GME.

its finally time for GME to return home to where it belongs, a comfortable 2$ based on nothing more than a random and nebulous plan of taking a brand synonymous with ripping people off to be pitted against the worlds most powerful customer service success story, amazon.

https://www.stocktitan.net/news/GME/game-stop-announces-multi-year-strategic-partnership-with-8muaevnmtfrl.html

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>xom is less than nee
Why yes I'm seething how can you tell

>>23128528
>One day I'll have 100 shares and I can make premi every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
no you won't the robinjew locks you out of opening new positions they day something is expiring. So you'll only get 2 strikes a week instead of all 3.

>>23128585
HOLY FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>23128534
I bought in at 15.7 and then some more at 14.0. Kinda wish I had waited for it to dip but the first one was pure FOMO

GME is going to fucken boom Q4.
I've been a to a few stores to ask around (and you can check their gamestop employee reddit too for some info from the employees), and they run of consoles to sell far faster than at any point in their history.
Don't ask me why console buyers are retarded, but they are.
They typically run out 10min after listing a new batch online. It will really take shorters by storm when those sales come out.

-HOWEVER-

I don't know if Q3 earnings will include these preorders. Q4 will be great for them though. So right now, I guess we just have to wait. Q4 will pull a Bed Bath and Beyond but I'm in smg and I WANT MONEY NOW.

On the other side, one announcement from a big player about GME, like Ryan, and the stock will moon. We've got a ton of big boys buying up stocks left and right while they're cheap. I don't know why, but something is coming boys.

>>23128585
>>23128587
All according to plan.

>>23128585
>>23128587
kek

>>23128547
I'm bulish on everything based pajeet Chamath touches

>>23128530
Yes. Did you not read the last sentence where I state that and how it pales in comparison to other online stores?
People go to GameStop because they want their games right then and there, not to wait for 1-2 days to ship.
A console launch means more people in stores picking up accessories and games.
If people are forced to buy online only then they'll more likely use other online stores with better deals, more selection, and better shipping.

>>23128587
Someone doesn't like coom

MICROSOFT PARTNERSHIP WHERE ARE MY COOMERS AT????

how do i quit sugar?

what do you call this pattern and what happens next

>>23128630
just drink coffee with the sugar and it'll be fine :^)

>GME HALTED
GME HALTED
>GME HALTED
Certainly because of that MSFT partner deal

Well, I wasn't gambling on that shit but I think you were right. Good for you, GME frens.

>>23128585
no fuckin way

Does anything fucking beat just longing tqqq? With a few grand to play memes with you fags along the way?

>>23128632
bullflag

I AM GONNA FUCKING COOOM OOOOOOOOOOO

>>23128632
Lè crab du chartè

http://investor.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-announces-multi-year-strategic-partnership-microsoft

Reminder I would heem every single "person" itt

>>23128632
inverse head and shoulders. if we break above 11600 then we're going to 13000 :^)

PLTR Dipping, might buy.

>>23128632
O_O
literally textbook accumulation and distribution

>>23128675
I don't even know what heeming is because I'm not a nigger

>>23128598
Say I sell a SPY $340 put expiring on Friday. Provided the put is OTM, on Friday at 3:59 I'll buy the put back for a penny, then sell a new put expiring Monday.

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/10/08/2105861/0/en/GameStop-Announces-Multi-year-Strategic-Partnership-with-Microsoft.html

>>23128687
*heems u

I'm going to Kroger someone else might need to make the next thread.

>>23128682
We really shouldn't desu
This market is already overvalued as fuck. I hope we continue the nice crab we have going on right now.

Fuck I bought just off the dip again.

>>23128585
Should I buy? Is it too late?

>>23128697
fugg

>>23128699
i'll take some tendies and a diet bangs, hell make it a double on the tendies

>>23128410
My physical therapist keeps telling me that I really need to start working on my glutes and that my walking mechanic issues stem from weak glutes and hips. What kind of exercises were you doing to strengthen your ass?

Why the fuck are you people still in the market. If you wanted to “le long term invest” the time to start was 12 years ago, not today. You guys do realize your buying into the top of a bubble that’s been brewing since 2010, right? Stop trying to scrape pennies off the top of it and just get out and wait for it to pop back to SPY $125

>>23128685
I need your tranny magic today.

I CAN FEEL IT COOOOOOMING

MY GME LONG CALLS ARE SAVED

SHORTERS BTFO

I JUST BOUGHT PLTR AND ITS GOING DOWN WTF

Every Fucking Time it just dropped by $3c

>>23128528
>QQQ barely green
>All my own tech up big
Did people realize Apple is in fact not growing or what happened?

>>23128585
tfw I got shook out of it today just because i thought it was a waste of money
hahahahahha

IRON HANDS REWARDED GMECHADS REPORT THE FUCK IN

>>23128730
relax

>>23128730
Same here Anon, guess I'll sell it of during tomorrows Mooning.

>>23128720
>You guys do realize your buying into the top of a bubble that’s been brewing since 2010, right?

AAAAA GME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23128730
Same thing here. Bought at $10.16

>>23128739
If you came out green, then profit is profit anon.

>>23128625
Gamestop is trash, the idea that a competent slavemaster like bezos, who publicly whips seasoned executive with a razor blade cat-o-nine-tails in board meetings if a customer recieves the wrong order, is going to be bested by GameStop is the height of retardation.

Pitting debt and brick and mortar ridden GME, who's exec team hasn't changed as they've steered that ship into the fast approaching ground, against a bald xerxes slave lord bezos and his army of slaves is utterly fanciful.

when Icahan buys it and fires every single employee, including the big tidddy goth gfs who work 4 hours a week behind the counter to the entire c suite, then I might consider paying 3$ for the intangibles and nostalgia.

until that happens, its a speculator stock, and a speculative stock has only one type of poison, and that is crab.

>>23128630
Stop drinking tea/coffee with sugar. Once you do it, you'll never put sugar in your beverage ever again

once trading resumes on GME this fucker's going back below $5. classic sell the news even.

>>23128585
WHEN IS UNHALT???

>>23128763
ITS FUCKEN OVER YOU DUMBASS
WE JUST WON

>>23128763
motherfucker did you not hear the news?
herro?

>>23128758
Stop being greedy. I exited the market in March 2020 and I’m more than happy to wait this bull trap out and buy back in when everything’s cheaper.

PLTR BROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What price will GME be when it is unhalted?
>Predictions?
Closest guess wins a free hat

What's up with Gamestop I didn't even know that shit co was still in business?

>>23128773
What is significant about this news? I don't really see how it will affect its EPS

tfw 96% of my portfolio is in GME

>>23128800
20+

>>23128719
Leg lifts. Get into the doggy position (you’re the girl) extend one leg behind you until it’s straight and then lift it up until you can’t lift it higher. Do this to failure and come back down five reps and do three sets. It’s how girls build their ass. Afterwards go on a walk and take long strides.

>>23128785
???

>>23128773
>GME this fucker's going back below $5
God I fucking hope so. The gains will be ungodly.
There's literally no fucking point in holding this month. We have 30+ days until the console release date. If you bought at 10 you're just denying yourself the gains you could make if it ever reaches >$6

>>23128811
lmfao

>>23128585
this cant be fucking real O_O
did GME blockbusters unironically make it :O............

>>23128692
i do that every week w/ etrade. just ran to the store and bought food and it came out to be $40. so i sold a couple of calls way OTM expiring tomorrow for $40. it's free fucking food!

but in the event the market goes through the roof and i lose money on the calls, i have my index funds that will make massive gains so it's all good.

COOMERS WE FUCKEN DID IT
WE FUCKEN DID IT HOLY SHIT

>>23128279
>people longing GME are expecting Q4 to be a huge surprise
Just want to say I'm not the only anon who thinks Q4 will be a bust and is hodling anyway. Console sales over the holidays isn't a sign of future growth. Good earnings will still lead to a dump if there's no "proof" of e-commerce growing and becoming sustainable. Remember RKT earnings? Great but unsustainable results, people took profits or were left bagholding.
I expect a dump at Q4 and Q1 earnings, why, because the "proof" of sustainable e-commerce growth isn't coming until Q2 earliest.
Even though I'm expecting two more earnings dumps I will hodl through both. The chance of a sudden catalyst is way too high, Dopierela once posted about 15 possible catalysts. When the "proof" happens I will be hodling.
Chances of a squeeze are still high, even the S3 FUDder said so. Just because institutions don't pay retail borrow rates doesn't means it's free to tie up their funds. Who's to say they'll cover even if we drop to $5 after Q4 earnings? They'll probably just get even more greedy.
>t. holding since before Q3 earnings
Posting so people can refute this and talk me out of hodling for a year.

>>23128803
looks like they're just giving away money to microsoft.... I don't even.

LADS IM GONNA FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>23128722
Uhhh O_O

Today is going to be the day some of our /biz/ bros are gonna make it or break it.

>>23128800
$0

I want everyone to know that yesterday I got on my knees around 8pm and prayed to god for GME to moon.
I prayed that I was sick of being poor, unable to live a fulfilling life, and I wanted to have enough to build a future for me and my family. That the money was better off with me than with some rich cunts shorting the market.
I'm a fucken believer now boys.

>>23128585
but i just unironically sold my GME position

>>23128773
lmao baggie you are retarded
"Buy the rumor, sell the news" only holds true if there was a rumor that they were going to partner with Microsoft for 6 months, and then the partnership goes through on a date expected
This is a totally unexpected move, with no 'rumor' to have been bought

>>23128719
Deadlifts. They grow that ass like nothing else. Andsprints. All out running will even out most of your muscles and btfo the weak ones into shape. After sprints my ass is destroyed for the next few days

>>23128650
I told you about this kind of analysis in the last thread: it's just comparing a single data point. The graph and the numbers might convince you your being thorough, but it's actually a very shallow analysis with very little predictive power.

Your graph shows what happened, but it doesn't show what's most likely to happen in the future unless you assume they'll be the same.

>>23128802
Jesus. Welcome to /smg/. Just lurk and let this GME shills sell their snake oil to you. I have no idea what these anons see in a brick and mortar game store when there’s steam and a million online platforms, but hey, I bought NAK because of shilling, so...

>>23128588
I wish I could do a strategic partnership with 8muaevntfrl. Why is life so hard?

>>23128848
Microsoft had GME prioritize XBOX stuff at front of they store. Should have seen this cumming O_O

>>23128800
$11 but then it quickly comes back down to $9.50

if the stock is halted does that mean the options are halted too?

>>23128730
>>23128760
Long term hold. Don't sell it. If you need an ADHD PnD, then get rshit eady to jump on GME.

>>23128773
Nobody knew this was happening retard.
Just like nobody knew Ryhan Cohen was going to buy into GME.
It pumped afterwrds.
Nobody knew the Bethesda acquisition was going to happen.
MSFT pumped immediately afterwards.
Have fun missing the moon mission.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

2020 has been weird af but been a great year for buying great companies at a discount

Get out of AAPL. Get in on MSFT.

>>23128855
Oh magic trans-ball will CLSK ever recover?

>>23128883
wtf is NAK, what sort of place is this just buy Apple bro

PLTR KEEPS GOING LOWER BROS YOU TOLD ME TO BUY TOO HIGH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Haha, of course the day I sell a covered call, hahahahahahahhaha, of course, I sell a covered call, so today would be the day, hahahahahahhaha

When will it stop bros? I've lost like 70% of my gains in the past week

Guys I’m being serious, get the fuck out of the market. I finally decided to cash out on March 28th and I’m more than happy to sit this bull trap out and wait for prices to be more reasonable.

>>23128848
>Customers will now be assaulted by both GAMESTOP and MICROSOFT employees
How the fuck is this going to work for anyone

>>23128846
This was the least timely effortpost of all time.
I am so embarassed.
Oh wait, I'm anonymous.

>>23128791
>>23128912

>>23128893
This shitcoin isn't even going to break $10 off this news. Nobody even buys xbox anymore.

>>23128913

Why are people dumping Su bae, these new cpus crush israels icore bullshit

Why is my GME stock tracker lagging by 15 minutes? I'm using yahoo finance and it's supposed to be real time.

>>23128912
It's a long hold. Buy and forget.

Its not letting me buy GME calls :(

GME shorters in full denial.
The fuck stock was halted.
The squeeze.
The MS news.
Its fucken happening boys.

>>23128938
they just declared bankruptcy, read through this thread

Coombros...whatever happens we're about to witness /smg/ history

>>23128938
halted

>>23128938
the shit halted
i can't buy back the call i decided to sell today
hahahahahahaha

Why would a company that is going bankrupt make a MULTI-YEAR deal with Microsoft??
This makes no sense. :^)

>>23128952
halted pending chapter 9 announcement

>>23127365
Don't tell me he thinks he's a lesbian woman now?

What the FUCK is going on here?

>>23128424
No one is buying or selling

>>23128912
Glad to see you join the squad, mate. Sit tight

>>23128965
The news is already out retard

>>23128904
looks like it going into price discovery @ 7 dollars for awhile :3

>>23128934
>why are people dumb
more news at 11

Tfw my ira is beating out my own personal trading account by 40% hnnnng fuk im retarded bros

>>23128866
You better say “thank you, God”. The big man loves being thanked. Make sure you do something nice like pick up some trash or help an old lady cross a street.

>>23128934
Buy the rumor, sell the news.

The American dollar is a lie.

>>23128963
It's not like having a partnership with one of the makers of the new console cycle is going to have any benefits... :^)

Give me your GME shares now faggots

>>23128972
Coom, that is what is happening

>>23128933
They don't give a shit about the Xbox either. They're now focusing on the business on selling games.
Bethesda games are still gonan be sold on Sony consoles, and Sony even got some timed exclusivity deal on a Bethesda game.

Which Microsoft now profits from.

>>23128883
>gonna buy new xbox and ps5 off steam
okay

>>23128878
You think that guy can do dead lifts when he can’t even walk properly? Calisthenics before weight training, bro.

Big green dildo for me today.

>10.80

>>23129009
Why do I suddenly OWE money? wtf

>gme

What the fuck coomers were right

>>23128972
-1k return
wtf are you doing nigger

GME IS OVER $11

>>23128364
Yeah, only 30 shares because I'm a poorfag and unsure about the company

>>23128995
because 90% of traders fail to beat the market's average returns. in your ira, you just buy and hold, correct?

>>23128839
I'm trying to use this money to pay off my house quickly

>>23128902
all that can ruin the profits now is a civil war but, heh, how likely is that to happen?

>>23128919

Halted again??

>>23129017
Ever heard of amazon, Walmart or target? Ebay... etc.

>>23128334
my phone just told me that Gamestop just hit my $11 price alert

what the fuck???
hat the fuck/?

the fuckl??/?

the fucl? am i dremaing

am i alvie??

>>23128987
>>23128996
You mean by the rumor, buy the news ;)

>instantly halted again
HAHAHAHAHA

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

wait, so you guys were talking about GME for years when there are 1 million better stocks? What is wrong with you retards?

I CAN'T FUCKING BUY BACK THE CALL ON GME I SOLD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)(21.47%)

>>23129045
GME JUST GOT FUCKING HALTED INSTANTLY HOLY FUCK

>GME

I'M COOOOOOOMING

>>23129041
saw the notification on my phone and immediately came to /smg/

GME IMMEDIATELY HALTED AGAIN AFTER 20% BUMP

>>23128585
IM GONNA FOOOOOOKIIINNNNGGGGG COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

GME jesus christ
JESUS CHRIST

how

this first time in /smg/ history theyve ever been right

WTF

what am going on

>>23128912
IPO's amiright?

Noooo!!! How do i buy my calls back bros??

What will additional shares of DKNG do to stock price? DraftKings has taken a shit over the last couple weeks shit is brutal

>>23129021
If he cant walk he needs to go fuck himself with a big bbc and then die in a porta potty. Anyone can deadlift u fucking nigger dumbass. He doesnt have to start lifting 225 he can deadlift the fuckin bar you cunt

Cooooooooooooooooooom

HALTED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I GOT IN AT $10 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>23129071
lol bro it just halted on the way up AHAHAHHAHAAHAH

waht teh fuck, i almost thought there was a bug when my price alert hit

FUCK LET ME BUY CALLS

GME IS IT HAPPENING

>>23129105
#fucked

What is our sell point gentlemen

tried to buy 100 calls for .01 that immediately went to .75 after the halt

FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE

you retards

GME bros
We're almost there

>>23129101
I wouldn't say right, just lucky. Shill someone for long enough and something unexpected may happen.

G@mers talk to me, what are we selling at

>>23129122
GME I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

AAHHH
how long its been halted

>GME
what_do_you_call_this_pattern.png

>>23129143
wtf man

Why did my call option decrease in price when GME shot up.. I don't understand

>>23129136

>i sold my 300 shares of GME 2 hours ago

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS WORTHLESS NOW???

>>23129151
5 mins if its a regular halt

GME BROS WW@!!!!

haahahah wtf??? what the fuck

am i dreaming?? now i have to adjust my price alerts up

GME is just like tankers, anons
:^)

>>23129071
Ok, that’s enough baiting. You’re being too obvious.

NO YOU FUCKING GAMER INELS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DROP TO $8 SO I CAN BUY IN. NOT FUCKING MOON TO $11

>>23129162
Bc youre a nigger retard LOOOL

>>23129040
My average cost for this GME spread is $1.6.
Robinhood says it suddenly went up in value 142% (wtf)
Robinhood also says that now my spread is worth negative dollars, like I owe money or something.

My short leg wasn't exercised or anything. Wtf is going on?

>>23129155
"Have faith and you shall be rewarded" curve

>>23129171
Yes, me too. Can a big brain explain to my pleb self

ROLLS ROYCE

>>23129171
It's probably just being glitchy from the halt relax tiger

>>23129162
Quotes are jacked because trading is halted. Don't worry, if price stays high you'll make millions.

>GME
>M
>E

W H A T
H
A
T

T H E
H
E

F U C K
U
C
K

W A S
A
S

T H A T
H
A
T

>>23128589
why is this ? is it a good time to buy some xom ?

>>23129171
>>23129197
it's not worthless, just wait for trading to resume

>>23128585
>no source
>dude trust me

what the fuck just happened to my GME call???? IM DOWN $300???? What in the actual fuck im going to flip the fuck out

WHY DIDN'T I BUY MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How high will it go now

>>23129117
He might as well stay home and pick his clothes up off the floor. Lifting is fine and all, but not for someone who can’t even walk properly.

>>23129009
HOLY FUCK IT HAPPENED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23129062
by the nine divines

what do you call this pattern?

UNHALTED BOYS

>>23129144
no dude microsoft doesnt just make quasi buyouts for people like this

it beyond luck

>>23129220
There was a halt just wait

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23129225
AINT NOBODY WANNA LIFT NO HEAVY ASS WEIGHTS

>>23129220
Relaxxxxx you bitch wait for the halt to be over your gonna make a ton

>>23129194
I've never been happier for a trade I missed out on. Congratulations, COOMERS. You deserve this.

>>23129236
Clown world

>>23128903
>get out of the two most profitable companies in the US

wut

Why did it stop going up?

>>23129242
I almost shit myself, thanks for the update.

GME is
happening?
$100 when?

IT BEGINS

THE GREAT INFINITY SQUEEZE

That’s it? That’s the squeeze? Hahaha

>>23129224
I dunno, get ready to sell and buy back in when it reaches low-end resistance. This spike will not be sustainable past today.

I DID IT COOMERS I BOUGHT THE CALL BACK I'M BACK IN I BOUGHT THE CALL BACK I'M OK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKK
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>23129208
>>23129208
>>23129208

OMFGGGGGGGGGg. I just sold my options this morning after they bled for two weeks. FML.

this GME TA chart
news will probably be enough get you past 12 barrier

next stop 16 O_O

>these sell orders

>>23128871
ouch fren. hopefully you took a profit though. any profit is good profit

Since when did physical game stores have a future?
The fuck?

OH SHIT NIGGA IS YOU SEEING THIS

HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE?

>>23129106
Can someone explain pls
I was a helmet babby

ITS GOING PARABOLIC BROS

BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!

>GME
>bought back my covered calls for $600 immediately after it unhalts
>Already up $800

This GME shit better drop below $10 so I can buy again

>>23129263
because i'm never wrong >>23128891

jesus fuck I only bought these calls for the meme...

GUYS I BOUGHT GME CALLS!!!! WHO'S GOING TO MAKE IT!

>buying gme now

lul free money

>>23128773
Baggie's right, GME getting a cut of Xbox all Access was rumored. I've talked about it here.
But it's not a big sell the news event because nobody believed it. The only good argument for Microsoft and Sony giving GameStop a piece was the fact that Hasbro suffered from Toys R Us going bankrupt.

GME $20 EOD

Where are all the shills who called us delusional??? COOOOOM

WTF GME

COOMBROS WHEN DO I SELL

feeling pretty comfy for you gme anons ngl

Be saved by the fat divvy. Sleep well while He pays out that sweet divvy 4x a year. I sold GE for a nice profit. Kinda sad to do it actually. But green is green.

Squuuuuueeeeeezzzeee eeeet

>>23129339
right now tbqh

>>23129339
never if you don't want to lose money. At least not for a month or 2.

>>23129300
Lost 170 buying back the calls I sold early TODAY, but we're already up more than 2 dollars so it's fine
We're gonna coom, finally, finally, finally we're gonna coom

I got $20 calls for next friday, good move or am i retarded?

>tfw missed out on GME when it was $9.20 45 minutes ago
Do I FOMO in now?

GO GME GO FUCK THE SHORTS

God gave me 100 shares at 10.46 sold at 11.5 FEELS GOOD. GG to those who made it today

Long GME since march anon here.

I'm very happy. Thanks.

>>23128751
REMEMBER THIS IRON LESSON

>>23129313
MOTHERFUCKER. YOU DOOMED US ALL, BAGGIE

>>23128433
>>23128433
>>23128433
WHAT NOW

FAGGOT
HAHAHAHAHAH

thx for jinxing it though
tell me you're a fake bear

I'm losing my ass on my GME calls. What the fuck you guys said this thing was going to short squeeze?

Shorts are finished.

COOOOOOOMMMMMSFT

THE SHORTS ARE KEEPING IT DOWN

When is NAK's fucking mine going to get approvedddd

What're your targets for getting out of GME?

>>23129349
>>23129355
This is why I love /smg/. He’s already conflicted and he got conflicting responses one right after another ITT

>>23129313
ah fuck sold before he bought thank fuck

>>23129392
Wait this isn't even the squeeze???????????????????????????????

>>23129339
After elections. It'll start climbing once more people learn about the Microsoft deal (pretty hard to miss a 20% increase).
That will cause a squeeze, and the console sales prospect will add to it.
SHORTERS BTFO

Why the fuck would you sell GME?
The news hasn't even registered yet with most people.

Ty frens for shilling GME, I can finally leave this board

>>23129398
Nothing can stop what's coooming.

>>23129399
Very soon

>>23128719
Hip Thrust without a doubt. Check Bret Contreras Instagram for info

>>23129288

WHEN DOES THE SQUEEZE HAPPEN?!?!?!?!?!

GME IT'S HAPPENING

>>23129399
November if and only if Trump wins

>>23129413
maybe he hates microsoft and money

do not sell

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ORIGINAL COOM CAT POSTER I HOPE HE'S IN HERE WITH US RIGHT NOW FUUUUCCCCK CCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>23129446
>>23129446
NEW
>>23129446
>>23129446
>>23129446

>>23129375
If you look at the chart, you can see the exact moment I got filled.

>>23129456
He's in us all.

>>23129313
YOU PIECE OF SHIT JESUS CHRIST

>>23129438
>yahoo finance
it says this about literally every stock

FUCK WHY ARE YOU AUTISTS ALWAYS RIGHT BUT CONSTANTLY SAY IT IN FUCKING RETARDED WAYS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Seriously though GME was a shot in the dark and PLTR I'm trading when I get a nice tenner profit back

>GME single-handedly saving my portfolio
I'll never doubt you again /smg/

>>23129236
What the actual fuck. RH does this thing when I don't check it for a bit where a big rise starts out as a cliff compared to when I last checked it, but then as the data comes in the cliff evens out to the usual rise and falls and whatnot. This is fucking bonkers though.

>>23129288
They don't it will drop significantly in the coming days. These kids are delusional and should exit now.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA ITS CRASHING

>>23128585
omg you guys are such tards.
Big tech does these goofy ass “partnerships” all the time.
Just look at the complete lack of impact this has on the MSFT ticker compared to GME.
All that’s going to happen is GME stores are going to start slapping windows logos on lots of shit like it’s fucking hot rod flames, then double down on their xbox inventory.
shitcoins so these “partnerships” all the fucking time and it means close to nothing.
When it comes to big tech “partnerships”, it just means MSFT is going to “woo” them a little as a client by cutting some good deals on their products along the way through GME’s supply chain

You're all fucking retarded. The thing is already dumping right after the news. Just sell and wait for it to go back to $9

>>23129487
C O P E

>>23128758
>Stonks only go up!
>Don't try to time the market
>It's just a flu
Enjoy holding bags for decades if you don't perish from hunger guys. The Greatest Depression will start in march.

>engulfing red candle
lmao its gg

YEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH BUDDDYYYY

>>23129383

No real true and honest GME bear.

Wiped out tbqh. I know now that it is death which I face.

As soon as market makers reprice options I'm doubling down on puts. I've come this far, I'm not turning back now. No time to chicken out.

Soon I will depart and head west, west of west, to drink mead in the halls of my forefathers. To Valhalla I go.

>>23129468
yeah i know but this time it's true

>>23129508
what news is that? microsoft buying gamestop or what?

>>23129522
stay poor bro

>>23129542
LIGHTWEIGHT!!!!!!

GME brahs, I hope power hour will be fun today.

>>23128763
This guy gets it

>>23129239
MSFT and Sony weren't just going to let their distributor die.
I guess you didn't have a position but thanks for participating in the early DD discussions.

>>23129362
Depends how much you paid for them. What's your breakeven?

So GME Eow predictions? I made $121 on my first ever call option (GME 1/15/21 15c)

>>23128861
I FUCKING CALLED IT.
The partnership just means GME is getting a deal to buy a shitload of MSFT crap.

>COMMENCE THE DUMP

what's our PT to sell GME? got in at 10.90

Sorry GME chads, I took my profits at 11.30 with 500 shares from 9.30

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMM CCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>23129725
You think it'll sink to that level anytime soon?

>>23129758
I just got in like 5 mins ago. only grabed 10 shares.

bought GME at 10.74

>VINDICATION

>>23129714
MSFT using GME to have their own stores to sell tablets to compete with AAPL

>>23129488
>>23129714
They're getting a cut of Xbox All Access.
A brick and mortar retailer is getting a cut of digital distribution because MSFT needs them.
Obviously now is not the time to FOMO but you guys are not sounding smart right now.

is GME gonna dump or is Bobo BTFO?

>>23130163
yes

We're kodaking