/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23126299
Just post it here you brainlet and we'll spread it

If you have actual evidence, post it here and it will get out. Like a believable corporate memo, something with actual insider clues. But you are LARPing, so it doesn't matter. And if you aren't, don't do that shit, it's super illegal.

>>23126299
use protonmail to send mass email to everyone in company?
ud be a legend

>>23126299
Short the stock you smoothbrain nigger.

>>23126347
No you won’t. HOW? Knowing you sick fucks you’ll just email corporate and warn them about what in up to, and then they’ll just postpone it until everyone thinks it was just a false flag and then they’ll make their move

Make a series of increasingly obscure and convoluted posts termed "breadcrumbs" that strings out well past the deadline but people will want to follow it.

>>23126381
You don’t think I already did that?


Also I don’t have a memo or email. I don’t have access to hoards of emails (or otherwise I would’ve done just that). Basically I only know because....well let’s just say I’m really good “friends” with one of the female VPs who herself is getting laid off later on.

>>23126399
What? Dude I don’t have time for that bullshit. I need this thing to hit and spread like wildfire immediately at the right time today.

>>23126524
He is making fun of your faggotry, just post the company you stupid nigger.

>>23126299
You dun goof'd. The internet police already backtraced you. Its over for you, caught red handed thinking about being a bad goy.

>>23126578
Fuck now I’m scared that even if does leak to the public they might postpone it. Fuck FUCK! I finally have access to some important fucking information and I don’t know what to do with it......there has got to be something I can do with this info. I mean like 80,000 people are going to be jobless in less than 8 hours. This is fucking massive

>>23126299
is it all of them? just tell us the sector

>>23126299
Add the information as part of an Ethereum transaction you send to Vitalik's known wallet.

>>23126630
Hope you are on a vpn. If you actually have insder info, you could short the company or buy puts. Or short or buy puts on companies that rely on the company, probably be even better. Layoffs could concievably actually improve the bottom line of the comapany.

There must be some kind of sure thing trade you could make given your insider info and small fry status.

>>23126611
Nigger you think I would dare post about this shit from an unsecured connection/location? I’m standing outside a Starbucks right now wearing a mask and hoodie. Not that what I’m doing is illegal or anything.

>>23126299
What company bro?

>>23126681
>layoffs
>short it
do the opposite moron

>>23126646
Medical.

>>23126394
Faggot just don't tell us who you are

>>23126630
first of all fuck you for the shitty larp
secondly, we would spread the info, so make with the fucking company name already

is it JP Morgan?

>>23126683
Well I'm just going to send this thread to the CEO's of the fortune 500's since you said they had more than 80k employees, then they'll probably check the IP and find which starbucks it was, then make them show them the cctv footage.
Then they'll send agent 47 to kill you.
Or just name them and let us short its shit faggot

>>23126709
It’s not a fucking larp I FUCKING SWEAR!!!! I PINKY FUCKING PROMISE THIS IS NOT BULLSHIT.

Screencap this shit because it’s going to make headlines like Disney did last week.

>>23126717
hes probably larping

>>23126748
why screencap a larp

>>23126701
kek only a few have more than 80k employees but it doesn't make sense since medical companies are the only ones who should survive covid.
also:
Johnson & Johnson
Bayer
Novartis
Sanofi
Abbott labs
GlaxoSmithKine
Roche
Pfizer
Choose one faggot

>>23126717
See I knew it. It’s not a Fortune 500 company, it’s not 80k people, and I’m not in front of a Starbucks. Motherfucker you think I don’t know how you sons of bitches operate?

This is still a big deal though.

This shit sounds like Kroger bro is back.

Fuck you Kroger bro

You were not a fren

>>23126394
At least I'll be able to keep my job a little longer. Just tell them already.

>>23126748
stop begging for attention you fucking loser and post the name

>>23126816
Gay, at least I'll see if op is a complete faggot in 8 hours

>>23126816
Either you don't larp and don't say it and you're a faggot
Or you larp, nothing happens and you're a faggot
Or you don't larp, you say it and it's the redemption arc

I'll pick the sage bet : you're a faggot

>>23126816
>implying I was serious
>implying I'm not too lazy to snitch you if there was no gain for me in it

>>23126299
(you) now tell us

>>23126818
People who bought calls of off that still made a decent profit though lol

>>23126816
>shitty larp is a big deal
is it though?

>>23126930
Guess not whatever I’ll look elsewhere. This place is useless

>>23126299
Dispute them on Kleros court

>>23127096

>>23126299
Name the company or you're a fag. Don't post evidence just tell us exactly whats going to happen to who anonymously. Rumors spread regardless of truth

>>23126818
safeway is 100x worse in every way

>>23126381
>wagies get laid off
>expenses decline
>profit margin increases
yeah good idea

>>23127096

What a faggot. Never come back.

>>23127096
No, you’re useless for being a shitty fucking LARP

>>23127171
Yes if anything now is the time to buy stocksC’mon op just tell us Why the fuck did you fags scare him off

>>23127096
You've got to be a woman. Only a woman would behave this way.

You want to spread news about the layoffs but you don't want to say the name of the company. This is not how things work Anon. I bet your 12 years old and still have a teddy bear. With a secret and discreet hole in it

>>23127351
Guaranteed or a tranny

>>23127096
good, now fuck off with your shitty larp, woman

>>23126713
It's 100% JP Morgan, the stock value dropped by a third a few days ago

>>23127096
fag

This was your chance /biz/ and you blew it man

>>23127990
you've been outed faggot, shoo shoo
or, just name the company

first op is a larper

but what is with all the retards who suggest shorting the company that does this
in todays clownworld laying of a substantial part of your workforce actually rallies your stockprice

>>23126381
>shorting stock on layoffs
your mom is an 85iq animal, isn't she?

>>23126299
First get a trip. Then drop a breadcrumb. Tell people what to short or what to long. Post an ETH wallet so people can tip you if your aren't a lying faggot.