/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23116662
lick it, wagie

realistically how would you clean that? water wont do shit

>>23116687
paper towels desu

>>23116687
with sand

>>23116697
you would need hundreds if not thousands of rolls...

>>23116698
then how would you clean the sand?

>>23116687
get naked and shove one of the bottles up your ass using the oil as lube

>>23116730
I thought smartcon was over

>>23116687
Mop

>>23116727
with a vacuum cleaner

>>23116687

>>23116727
broom then mop with alcohol or acetone

>>23116730
that doesn't clean anything you fucking idiot

>>23116687
Vacuum

>>23116687
Spill magic, its a powder that absorbs virtually anything then you sweep it up.

>>23116687
Wheres all the damn wagies. Grab a damaged bag of cat liter to absorb spill. Scoop up, mop, degrease, mop, dry, mop. I hate my fucking job.

>>23116698
Smart. This man knows how to clean oil spills

>>23116687
Toss a little balsamic in it and charge five bucks

>>23116662
>shopping at nofrills

>>23116687
Some kind of absorbing sand and a few shovels lol

>>23116844
>Anon, we heard you stole a bag of cat litter from the stock room. We reviewed the tape and there's no doubt it was you. I believe you're a good kid so I won't fire you, but it will be coming out of your paycheck.

>>23116875
>I'll have what's he's having

>>23116844
Thank you for your work janny

>>23116875
Shalom

>>23116662
lol, the best part about being a wagie, is the complete lack of importance of the job itself. IE; the job means nothing to you, since it's a wagie job, there are millions more like it. IE; you can just walk away from situations like this. usually you don't even need to do that, just say no. boss will go find another, weaker, wagie to make do it.

>>23116662
Laughing uncontrollably at the thought of a grocery store owner destroying hundreds of dollars of inventory just to be able to shout "CLEAN IT UP WAGIE"

OOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAGIEEEE

>>23117977
Is that a hole?

>>23117977
>The shoe outlines
Based.

>>23116687
Oil dri or something like it. Cat litter guy was the only one who got it right.

>>23116730
>white people humor involving something gay

what else is new

>>23116787
ding ding ding. I work in a grocery store, this stuff is literally magic. have mopped up one or two messes in my time ;)

>>23118095
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>23116687
torturing a kike

>>23116683
this is so hot, I dont even know why

>>23118082
What a faggot ass comment

>>23116787
Would it absorb blood? What about rest of the body?

>>23118082
>some retard making a retarded post
>it's dah wypepol
Imbecile

>>23116687
a good ol fashion ARPA shill always kills the RLC stealth shill

>>23116662
You just know some old bitch would try and go through that with her trolley.

At my old store we had a half store refit where customers would be allowed to still come and shop but there would be holes in the ground fenced off and shit. And this old bitch pushed her trolley through the fenced off area and got stuck in the hole. Like wtf....

>>23117285
lmaoo

>>23116662
We had a fire at my work yesterday and I had to breath in fire extinguisher powder and tar smoke.

>>23116687
Vinegar breaks oil and grease down instantly, that is what I would use. Once mixed it will become water soluble.
If you ever have to clean fuel lines or a fuel tank remember that so you don't hurt anyone, it's also good for deglazing a pan when you are frying food.

>>23118947
experienced wagie coming through

>>23116687
a fuckton of these

>>23116698
Wagie here, he is correct

>>23116687
You would remove the glass then use this with a mild floor cleaner. Would take 5 minutes after the glass was removed, kitty litter under the shelving
t. wagie pro

>>23119791
what if you slipped on the oil then got cut up?

>>23118389
They sell "cartel magic" to warzones.

>>23119826
They would offer you compensation if you sign a piece of paper to keep your mouth shut, if it's bad you'll have to fight it out. It's pretty much always worth fighting it if it's not minor shit because you want to kill yourself every day you're there so even if you end up getting fired it's worth it

fear not

>>23118082
N

>>23119908
I

>>23119916
G

>>23119927
G

>>23119928
E

>>23119928
E

>>23119942
Son, I am disappoint.

>>23116687
Throw cat litter on it, the clay-clumping kind, and then scoop it up with a shovel.

>>23119942
R

>>23119948
You are the nigger, anon. Nice combo breaker.

>>23119961
Plot twist everyone is a nigger

>>23119826
>litigashun you poofter lover

jokes on you. Im out of work at the moment.

>>23117977
In the past these things were just called Toilets.

>>23119791
important question. wouldnt the oil fuck up the machine? Itd smear grease everywhere. I think kitty litter guy is right. let it ll get absorbed and sweep up. Or best of all, use a whole pack of kitchen roll.

>>23116844
Get back in the cage, wagie wagie.

>>23120563
This thread is the only one telling you how to actually make money rn, dont knock it.

>>23118220
lmao

>>23120553
>wouldnt the oil fuck up the machine?
machine belongs to boss, so what?

>>23118353
cause you're gay and that's a man

>>23118061
lol never noticed that before

>>23116698
>>23119945
i was thinking saw dust? maybe im wrong

>>23119791
these smear it everywhere, we have them in the factory

This thread is giving me flashbacks /b/ros
>>23120553
No the machine runs liquid through the pads, if you use a detergent it won't be too bad
>I think kitty litter guy is right
He's not, the store wouldn't wait with the aisle closed down that long.
>>23121127
Change your pads, depending on the floor surface you would want one with the texture of a kitchen scourer, I'm assuming for a factory they're using bristles. Also unblock the filter and go slower, turn the volume of water up
Also this
>>23120664

>>23116875
this, give me some loaves of bread too and I'll have it cleaned up in 20 minutes

chuck towels over oil, scoop up glass with a spade into a bin, more towels, then detergent and a broom, polish to finish.
imagining the oil being under all the shelves and fridges fills me with horror. never putting olive oil in my kitchen again.

>>23121322
nah fuck that you need to get some of that oil up before running the machine.

you would fuck up the cleaner AND spread oil everywhere. I know this because you are a retarded wagie and I am not.

>>23122704
I haven't been a wagie for years but you'll always be a brainlet.
Nice reddit spacing.

>>23122704
no you don't. the brush heads can be raised/lowered. keep them raised, drop down the squeegee in the back and slowly suck up most of the oil. then put down some soapy water, turn the brush heads on, and clean up the remaining light film of oil.

t. former wagie who has cleaned up huge retarded messes like this

>>23122927
>>23123186
you are both wrong

cope wagers

>>23118095
>>23116787
Magic isn't real you fucking retards

>>23123587
neither is transgenderism, so what
"being real" is not a prerequisite for anything in 2020

>>23123587
Say it in red

>>23118082
>non-white people making it about race again

get over your inferiority complex already

>>23116697
>>23116698
>>23116761
>>23116687
>>23119945
>>23116785
>>23116844
>>23117264
>>23119023
all these NEETs who havent mopped a day in their life talking about how to clean up 10 gallons on oil lmao

4channers are absolutely delusional

>>23117556
>Owner
Come on man, y'know it was some nigger and his boyz that thouoght it would be hilarious to break shit and make someone clean it up, many such cases, sad!!!

>>23116727
they make a special type of sand for this. You just scoop it up with a shovel and haul it out in a wheel barrow or whatever.

>t. former industrial maintenance wagie

You need to use a smart mop linked with the Chainlink Olive Oil Mopping (COOM) Oracle.

You’ll never securely clean this mess without COOM Oracles. Trust me.

>>23116683
i wonder what soddom and gomorrah was like (however its spelled)
children forced to do repugnant shit, your wife licking out a goat and your parents bumming trannies. BURN THEM ALL. WE'VE TRIED THAT SHIT AND EVEN NATURAL DISASTERS COULDN'T STAND THE REPUGNANCY.
MEN CANNOT BECOME WOMEN, DIE IN A FUCKING VOLCANIC FIRE.

>>23120579
Id rather live like McDodge, have fun Mr. Shekelstein.

>>23116875
delicious

>>23123739
>"what the fuck are you doing tending to personal matters on company time, anon? PUT DOWN YOUR FUCKING PHONE OR IT WILL BE CONFISCATED! you have 15 minutes to clean this mess up and get to checkout 30, or you're heading to my office to organize the dozens of resumes for your position we got only today! you're lucky you have this job in this economy, so GET TO IT!"
>"anon, is that you in this stall? i can see your pants, so it must be you; say something, damnit! you've been in here for 10 minutes—what's the holdup? there's been another massive oil spill in the international foods section! get the rag out of your ass and do your job, thanks."

>>23118061
man you just know whoever did that is covered in their own shit backspray lmao

>>23116687
cleaning is about using the right tools, I'm sure there are industrial grade mops/washers that can handle this with ease

>>23116662

>>23116698
I don't like sand. It's coarse.

>>23118947
No it won't
Have you ever made salad dressing?

>>23116683
I'm, i'm C-C-COOOOOOOMING.

>>23118082
everywhere outside the first world people have dark skin. interesting.

>>23117977
I would just quit. Nope.

>>23116662
Wagie stacked it wrong, why would I feel any sympathy?

>>23119826
The oil would seep into your blood and give you oil-based super powers

>>23116687
Mop, kosher salt, floor cleaning machine.
t. wagie

>>23117441
When I'm getting paid by the hour why would I give a fuck? At least with this I don't have to talk to customers and there's a sense of accomplishment at the end.

>>23118640
Once the note accepter on a self serve checkout was broken so we had some paper physically taped over it with a message reading something to the effect of "broken". Some dipshit removed the paper so they could access the note accepter and then was exasperated when the notes weren't being accepted.

>>23116784
Yeah but I’d probably cum super hard

>>23116687
lots of bread slices

>>23117441
I actually agree with this. Get a job with a lot of women or immigrants if possible. I worked in walmart for a few months and there was this scandanavian guy who was basically my slave. Europeans are such fucking push overs oh my god lol.

>>23128307
This
>makes the day more interessting
>gets you away from having to do actual anoying shit like talk to customers
>makes you have funny stories to tell your friends and future collegues

I'd chose having to clean this stuff up ove having nothing going on all day

>>23116730
Once met a French girl I really didn't like because she was rude as fuck. My mate's housemate. Long story short, we got high in coke and she used olive oil so I could fuck her ass later that night.
Hadn't thought of that evening in a while

>>23116683
yes pls