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23095058 No.23095058 [Reply] [Original]

>"Why should we hire you over the other candidates"

>> No.23095072

>>23095058
>"Because if I don't I'll whip my dick out"
Then whip it out either way.

>> No.23095077
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>>23095058
You shouldn't.

>> No.23095080

you shouldn't. I've been running my own business for the last 20 years. I'm not a team player and I'll probably take your job.

>> No.23095087

You basically have to admit that you suck their dick for cheap..

>> No.23095089
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because im such a great wagie your profits matter more than my life please i beg you provide me the means for my survival

>> No.23095094

I will use my autism to focus on professional excellence.

>> No.23095110

>>23095058
I am your uttermost submissive servant, master. All the other wagies are not as submissive as I am. Look, I will even pay YOU just to get to work a 16 hour shift 7 days a week for you in the wagecage, master

>> No.23095117

>>23095058
This is really an industry and circumstance dependent answer.

As a generalization, perhaps you could say, "Because I'm coming of my own fruition, not out of selfish need or want. This is a company I actually want to work with and for, and I think the relationship can be considerably mutually beneficial if both parties agree to work towards a common goal continuously."

Just don't lie is the main thing.

>> No.23095124

"you mean all those niggers in there? are you serious?"

>> No.23095155

I literally just said because Im confident and got hired immediately after the interview
You mirin brah? Bench 350 squat 425 DL 500

>> No.23095173

Because I'm better than everyone else, yes, even you, I am better than you.

>> No.23095175

Yeah I know I'm white but I can act brown and divers. My dog.

>> No.23095233

>>23095058
No idea. I dont know the other candidates and how good they are so i cant answer

>> No.23095235

you shouldn't, now please give me my reject letter so i may continue to leech of the government

>> No.23095270

>you've already invested in me by spending time asking me this question so you might as well just roll with it nigger

>> No.23095366

>>23095058
i don't care if you hire me, it's a common position, and there are thousands more that pay better if i bother to look. i'm here now, it's up to you, i have another interview at 2pm so let's wrap this up.

>> No.23095385

>>23095058
>because i am simply, the best

>> No.23095403

>>23095058
>Although I look of European descent, I assure you I am a gay trans black Muslim man.

>> No.23095408

>>23095089
This

>> No.23095437

what is actually the best response to this? i usually just give the typical "i'm hard working, dependable, blah blah" but i imagine that's the same shit they hear from everyone so i doubt it really does anything

>> No.23095781

>>23095058
>>23095117
the trick is not telling them what they want to hear, but being what they want you to be. The question is just a prompt for you to give a little show, an opportunity to show enough of who you are to attract their interest. Imagine you were hiring these people with questions like that - their answer doesn't really matter, you know the question is bullshit, what matters is their potential and their capacity to play the game
>>23095437
Don't do this, these are real people you're talking to and they see through it and secretly are ashamed of you for caving in. Convince yourself that you're too good for their job and never kowtow to the corporate HR bullshittery, go along with it and see it only as a cheap opportunity to show them how much of a professional god you are

>> No.23095828

>>23095781
What would you say?

>> No.23095847

>>23095437
beta

>> No.23095858

You shouldn't. I'm only here as a requirement for the continuation of my welfare gibs paid for via your taxes and I have zero intention of ever stopping as low as becoming a wageslave piece of shit.

>> No.23095883

>because all your other candidates are faggot nolinkers

>> No.23095885

>>23095366
Based af, checked

>> No.23095906

>>23095058
>"dad, c'mon"

>> No.23095928

>>23095858
it's not possible to stoop lower than being on gibs. on gibs=nigger tier. actually less than a nigger, because niggers usually have illegitimate jobs like selling drugs, to supplement their gibs. white people on gibs=niggerest nigging in all the niggerlands.

>> No.23095941

"Tell me about the other candidates."

>> No.23095953

>>23095058
>That’s not my problem bro, I can find 100 jobs out there, but you need someone to get the job done apparently

>> No.23095973

>>23095058

Because if you don't I will rape you and kill your cat, Karen. I don't give a fuck about you, this job, or this company. I care about results, and the satisfaction of primal instincts.

>> No.23095996

>>23095928
Wageslave cope.
Why the fuck would you contribute to a society which hates you, wants to replace you and gives all your tax money to niggers anyway? The dream is over, get real faggot.

>> No.23095999

because i have a loaded glock 9 pointed at your intestines under this table. do we have an understanding? because i'm running out of patience and i have three spare clips. that's enough for me to stroll calmly through every room in this building executing each and every one of the employees of this fine company. also as you have seen on my resume i have relevant experience in the field and i'm a highly motivated self-starter who has a growth mindset and works well on a team.

>> No.23096011

>>23095072
Wtf I was literally gonna post that would just whip my dick out and furiously masturbate

>> No.23096015

>>23095941
based. if they're going to play mindgames, make it as weird as possible. visibly play with yourself through your pocket as they tell you about the other candidates and ask about their appearance

>> No.23096019

Im better than them

>> No.23096029

>>23095941
WHY DO THEY WEAR THE MASK

>> No.23096030

If you want another employee you can lord over and feed your pitiful ego, hire one of the other candidates. I don't need this job.

>> No.23096069

>>23096015
You should also tell them how other candidates would play on the market and how they would manage relations with investors. Rolling your eyes and gasping of course.

>> No.23096081

>>23095828
Having a prescribed answer is not what you do, you remain perceptive and lively and you answer their question with whatever it is you think will give them the best impression of you, whilst remaining truthful. This is the true idea behind the question - they don't care about what makes you better, they care about getting to know you and their dull, stupid question is just the tool they use to do it. Never give a prescribed answer, that's where being perceptive comes in - watch their reactions closely, play the game of controlling the vibe in the room and win them over hearts first, minds later. Your job is to appeal to the flawed, child-like human beings in front of you, not robotically provide some arbitrary piece of information. Think like a canny, enthusiastic jew
>>23095996
>>23096030
The way we win in the end is by levelling up for yourself. You win by succeeding in this flawed world, don't justify failure by blaming it on the world around you. Use their shitty systems against them - once you win money and status by playing by the rules, you have the leverage to make a difference by changing those rules. Loser attitudes will destroy us
>>23096015
No, you don't win by doing that even if it sounds memey. You win by playing the game, not by giving up before it starts

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>>23095058
i dont know

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>> No.23096121

>>23096081
>The way we win in the end is by levelling up for yourself. You win by succeeding in this flawed world, don't justify failure by blaming it on the world around you. Use their shitty systems against them - once you win money and status by playing by the rules, you have the leverage to make a difference by changing those rules. Loser attitudes will destroy us

Yeah, so thats why I have six figures in crypto but still claim welfare gibs for my daily expenses. Wageslaving is for subhuman filth in 2020, my point still stands.

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>>23095058
Because otherwise i will starve to death.

>> No.23096142

>I can't speak for the other candidates, but at least I don't steal from old ladies.

>> No.23096143

>>23095072
Summer is over ledditors time for you to go back

>> No.23096163

>>23096121
How are you getting gibs, disability? social security?

>> No.23096194

Spergy question in the first place - probably entry-level positions?

But probably:

>well naturally I do not know the detailed qualifications of other applicants. But what I can offer is X, Y and Z.

Where X, Y and Z are your most important stuff, and more personal and experience stuff rather than formal degrees and qualifications.

>> No.23096219

>>23096121
That's the most scummy thing I've ever heard. How the fuck is that considered success? Success is more power than money, and I bet you are undeveloped as a person and utterly powerless. Plus you don't have any money until you cashout, and what would you even spend it on? A gaming rig? Weed? Some other instant gratification to the detriment of your long-term success? probably. You're not playing the game, you did a cheat code and now you've given in to the illusion that you've succeeded because there's a big number on your crypto wallet, but really you're further behind than the average wageslave because you've had no incentive to develop as a person. You have 0 skills in any domain, interpersonal, vocational or otherwise, because you've never even p l a y e d t h e g a m e. You risk further personal degradation by demeaning those who develop themselves and work, by digging this deep ideological hole between you and them, between you, on the road to emptiness, and them, on the road to fulfillment. Your move bro

>> No.23096251

>>23096219
Yeah you dont know anything about me wagie. Enjoy spending most of your waking life serving Shekelberg.

>> No.23096254

>>23096219
Triple cope?

>> No.23096265

why not ?

>> No.23096320

>>23095058
>"Why should we hire you over the other candidates"

If you don't I will kill myself and you will be in my suicide note.

>> No.23096338

>>23096251
I run my own business retard that's why I decided to chime in on this thread. I am 80% certain you have no social capital and are an undeveloped, juvenile person - your 'take unnecessary welfare payments from working-class taxes while belittling those that provide it because I have an unearnt sense of superiority because of my intangible imaginary crypto bux' situation suggests it pretty clearly. I can smell you through the screen you rat, the acrid smell of adolescent entitlement
>>23096254
Where is the 'cope' you're even referring to, anon. I have nothing bad to cope with

>> No.23096348

>>23096219
is this pasta?

>> No.23096350
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23096350

This is so fucking simple. I've read from HR articles where HR specialists have stated that a lot of people conducting interviews do not even know what the fuck they are doing and a candidate can determine in a big way how the interview goes, it's not an interrogation. A lot of questions in job interviews are nothing more than mere formalities, and all they REALLY want to see is that you are who you state to be on your resume, and that you aren't a retard in real life.

So when they ask
>Why should we hire you over the other canditates
you can just repeat your short pitch such as
>I am passionate about the field, I have experience in this or that, I know how to use the tools necessary, I am reliable, punctual and responsive to criticism
That's it. You don't have to do anything special. They either feel you are a fit, or they don't, and one answer will not convince them any other way.

Basically, saying platitudes that somewhat apply to you is enough. Only exception to what I wrote above is when you intentionally fuck up and say something really stupid, that would be the only way where one answer could damage your interview. What I mean by fucked up is real fucked up shit. I don't mean being slightly nervous, taking time to think, but shit like:
>pulling your dick out
>saying that they shouldn't hire you over other candidates and they can do what they want
>throwing water in their face from a glass
>inviting your mom to an interview
>saying that you don't give a fuck about the interview and you are only here to check box that you've been at an interview so you can collect government gibs
>lying obviously, and I don't mean stretching the dates a little, but actually saying you worked at a place or went to school at a place you never been at

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>"If you were asked to find someone who fully complemented you, what would you be looking for?"

actual question on my online application that im still trying to answer

>> No.23096364

>>23096338
You run a business? So you basically encourage people to sell their time for labour in order for you to profit from their labour as part of the capital owning class. Nice try Shekelberg but I'm not buying it. I am however funding my life via taxes deducted from you, just as you fund your lifestyle from the surplus value produced by your wagies. The jig is up, there is no incentive to contribute to this rotten shitfest of a society anymore, and there are millions of people just like me. It is honorable that you are trying to keep the dreams of the boomers alive but its over. There is no going back.

>> No.23096365

>>23095077
based and everyoneisbetterthanmepilled

>> No.23096373

>>23095058
Because I read 4chan every day..

>> No.23096380

i wouldnt mind how demeaning and shitty the job market is if colleges actually prepared you for it. 4 fucking years later and i dont nkokw shit, i cant get a job, and i realized everythinf i learned was a joke.

>> No.23096404

>>23096373
Hired on the spot.

>> No.23096441

>>23096338
>Where is the 'cope' you're even referring to, anon. I have nothing bad to cope with
Yes, this is pure COPE

>> No.23096457

>>23095058
>I'm assuming that's a rhetorical question?
>...
>Oh it wasn't?

Thanks for your time.

>> No.23096473

Because other candidates will be just happy to be here, I can help you solve problems X, Y, and Z starting on day one, with little hand-holding, helping you increase revenue or operational efficiency or whatever metric. You’re not a candidate, you’re a consultant and subject matter expert. Even if you’re not, fake it, and be prepared to deliver day one.

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>you can't just make stupid gains by flipping shitcoins outside of the scope of the government
>no, you must sell your labor and time for money in order to develop as a person!!!

>> No.23096496

>>23095058
doesnt matter, one of the other candidates is a nigger and they will hire them even if they are shit and they will regret it as the nigger turns up late every day and does jack shit, but they still keep him on and you never make it or get a job because the global institutional racism against white males, you will always be at the bottom of the picking board for them. even a useless worthless nigger will always be above you even if that nigger has a history of drugs and crime and calls the interviewer a cunt and threatens to mug them in the interview they will pick that nigger over you because your just a huwhitey

>> No.23096543

>>23096496
exactly. and this is why there's no point to trying hard or stressing. just use your superior white man intelligence to invest properly, work a relaxing wagie job, and -make it- by 50. then kick back, relax, and watch the world burn from the comfort of your -few acres- in rural white man land.

>> No.23096557

>>23095058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnDwm8y9lkE

>> No.23096589

>>23096364
Kys leech

>> No.23096594

>>23095883
yeah cause those 'faggots' don't have to look for a job after their coin dumping HAHAHAHAHAAH

did you even think about this comment before typing it

>> No.23096625

>>23095058
>Because I'll move more units/ship more features/lick more taint than anyone else
Typical sheep response rah rah rah. They eat that shit up.

>> No.23096637

>>23096364
Pretty much. Time isn't worth much, that's why I encourage you to go and start your own business and use other people's time to make real money. It is high liquidity though and translates to a predictable, safe salary so it evens out, in a sense. The tide is turning for the white man, the west is getting corporatised and JEW'd like never before and is being attacked on all fronts by millions of proxy organizations and Soros NGOs. Trans rights, inclusion, diversity, hoards of muslims, California - these things are threatening the white man's earnt hegemony in the west. I see what you mean anon but responding with complete indifference is only going to quicken our defeat. We are going to go the way of the jew, a homeless diaspora, unless people like you get to work. You are one face in a vast white community that's drowning fast. We need you to make that cash, level the fuck up, and be a representative for us bro
>>23096362
That's rough
>>23096543
False. Now is the time to try hard, get loud, and stop letting them trample us. How fucking gay, may as well just open your ass and let them in you
>>23096589
Based
>>23096476
I understand things are shitty but not working is not the answer, trust me

>> No.23096644

>>23096637
it's spelled "horde", christshit.

>> No.23096680

>I'm more motivated than them. This is something I actually want to do, not just a "job" for me, and something I would be excellent at.

>> No.23096683

>>23096637
I am responding by undermining the state in the form of non-contribution of taxes and hiding my assets from their reach. Whites will never overcome their adversaries as long as the bulk of them live comfortable wageslave lives. They have too much on the line to risk attempting to defend themselves. They are reported to their employers and lose their livelihoods, their businesses are burnt down by packs of niggers. By partaking in the kike's system, you are enabling it. The only way is to drop out entirely. You can start by offshoring your personal financial situation and hording your wealth outside of the remit of the Jew sir. Of course if you have a revenue producing business don't throw it away, but we must subvert them if you want to survive. They have taken control of every position of power and have the mind of the masses under their spell.

>> No.23096705

I got da big pee pee

>> No.23096740

>>23095058
What great qualities do they have that I do not have.

>> No.23096754

>>23096683
Not necessarily, you can resist without losing your livelihood. Resistance doesn't have to be violent, it's just not letting them demean us without some form of pushback. We have much more to risk by not setting clear boundaries and standing up for our interests. I agree we must subvert this, the best way to do it is from within, just like the jew did to us - you play the game, you git gud, and then you leverage your position to better your people. The stage of 'chilling on a farm with your offshore earnings' is not upon us yet, this is not a viable solution for the majority of people. But doing the boomer thing, moving up in the world and serving our communities, is something we all can and should do, but only by our terms. Don't give in to the juvenile ideal of dropping out and jerking off all day because muh 'not providing taxes is meaningful rebellion.' This is the biggest cope there is and is a one-way trip to being a perpetual man-child and an utter liability and embarrassment
>>23096705
(you)

>> No.23096771

>>23095781
>>23096081
>>23096219
>>23096338
>>23096637
absolute wagecuck cope lmao
have fun spending 90% of your day every single day on the most soulless tasks imaginable while the small amount of free time you have is just filled with stress and thinking about the same thing you were already doing

I never have to work a single day in my life and can just focus on making music live I always wanted to, glad that that makes you seethe eternally

>> No.23096801

>>23096219
Realest post ITT

>> No.23096810

>>23096771
Not everyone is gifted or daring enough to stop working in favor of pursuing a craft. So we wage to afford the things we like, until perhaps we are good enough at them.

>> No.23096811

>>23095403
This guy beat the system.

Become that, and you shall remain untouchable.

>> No.23096828

>>23096364
Imagine being this delusional.

>> No.23096830

>>23096219
Lmao nice double think.

>if you don't succeed it's because you are a loser, dont blame the world, blame yourself for not finding something that works
>what you use every advantage the world gives you to make money? noooo thats scummy

You cant have it either or.
Either you worship material success are fine with people being greedy opportunistic dick bags or you have to stop looking down on people who try to live according to a set of standards even if they arent successfull due to it.

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I have two interviews back to back this morning, software dev roles. Will report later today frens

>> No.23096856

>I'll make your bottom line greener than anyone else you're going to interview today.

>> No.23096891

>>23096754
So you suggest to keep working even if you have enough resources to do you own thing? Why should one do that instead of focusing on self learning, having hobbies and enjoying oneself?

>> No.23096926

>Karen, I'll make it very simple for you. No bullshit. I will satisfy you sexually in off hours.

>> No.23096944

>>23096771
Oh man I bet you're a great 'artist.' Are you a 14 year old girl? Those teenage Instagram photographers would probably have the same world view as you. Be a man and make something, benefit your community, that's what you're here for. Nobody gives a fuck about your 'art' you pansy, stop being so hedonistic and actually do some work. It's not that bad, give it a fucking try. Immature people like you are a massive part of what's wrong with our culture today - so oriented towards abstract ideals, emotional bullshittery, but will never actually make something meaningful or do something like an adult in his entire life. You have no idea of how ashamed your ancestors probably are of you and the pitiful life you live. I'm not worthy of a 'lmao' bro, you are
>most soulless tasks imaginable
People have some degree of agency and can choose what they do - you've just internalized /biz/ tropes and are projecting them on me. Pretty indicative of the extent of your brainwashing imo, the narrative has wormed it's way into your head
>>23096830
I never said you're a loser if you don't succeed. You're a loser if you don't try. And no, there's nothing wrong with cheat codes or whatever but eschewing the system that will lead to genuine success, but profiting from it and mocking those that make that profit happen, is degenerate behaviour and will stunt emotional growth. If you do that you'll become like >>23096771 and want to be a teenage girl, never work and just make 'art.' Nobody wants another one of those people around lmao

>> No.23096989

>>23096771
Cringe

>>23096944
Based.
What's your business bro by the way?

>> No.23096992

>>23096856
Thats impossible unless you are directly in sales or procurement

>> No.23097045

>i like the work this company does, the team you have seems productive and I like a place where everyone works well with each other. With the skills I have, both socially and in this field, I think I would work well here
Some bullshit suck up answer. Works for me. Being socially capable, especially in an IT field, will get you miles ahead.

>> No.23097060

>>23096891
Have a look at the average young, male hikikkomori on welfare payments. This person does not engage in 'self learning,' they enjoy themselves by playing video games, fantasizing about having a life, and getting drunk by themselves. You can justify it any way you want, but ultimately it is not the way to happiness and human development. It would be like treason to advocate for any more of that than there is already, because if many more people become neo-hobos the entire fucking country will collapse in on itself. Taking welfare payments for long periods is not 'getting resources,' it's just being a fatass leech and it shouldn't be justified with HR buzzwords like 'self learning.' No unemployed welfare people are doing that shit, what they're doing is fucking heroin

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>>23096219
>>You're not playing the game, you did a cheat code and now you've given in to the illusion that you've succeeded because there's a big number on your crypto wallet

Cheat code? More like a secret area. BITCOIN is like a DEVroom of you must. You discovered it, you got the advantage, now, make the most out of it.

Fag. Now fuck U

>> No.23097164

>>23095781
>their answer doesn't really matter, you know the question is bullshit, what matters is their potential and their capacity to play the game
Would quite honestly walk out of the interview if I was asked this and I am not even in a position where it would be a good idea for me to do so

>> No.23097190

>>23096350
I pointed out a flaw in their website and presented a complete solution and they still didn't hire me.

Fuck these companies, seriously.

>> No.23097196

>>23095999
kek

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>>23096944
The definition of a soulless husk of a human being. Probably a Chang

>> No.23097275

>>23097190
They don't want to hire someone superior to them.
They want to feel powerful and flattered...

Law of power number 1: Never outshine the master.
>Always make those above you feel comfortably superior.
>In your desire to please and impress them, do not go too
>far in displaying your talents or you might accomplish
>the opposite-inspire fear and insecurity. Make your
>masters appear more brilliant than they are and you will
>attain the heights of power.

>> No.23097279

>>23096219
I see where you're at. If you go and beg for welfare money while you're sitting on 6 figures then of course that's scummy because he's acting like a useless piece of shit homeless while he has money. If he just gets money by reporting some fake numbers then he has every right. It's a bit stupid to not do that.

But you have a point in him having to develop himself. Getting bitcoin money doesn't mean you can just bankstand all day long and chat with other players. If you got the money then you need to stop being a fucking NEET. Most of us are here to avoid being wagies to go out there and fulfill our dreams, not just sitting on a bunch of money that will feed your ass for the next 15 years.

>> No.23097288

>>23096380

IT's a clown world.

>> No.23097321

>>23096364
>So you basically encourage people to sell their time for labour in order for you to profit from their labour as part of the capital owning class.

Exactly. Nobody is forcing the people to sell their time for labour so it's a mutually beneficial trade. You communists are hilarious in your stupidity.

>> No.23097366

>>23097321
exactly. and no one is forcing us to vote democrat and confiscate all the money from the upper class. we're doing that on our own. buckle up capitscum.

>> No.23097421

>>23096219
Life is not a game to be played following society's rules, even if they did their best to make you think that's all that matters since your birth. It's an experience to enjoy.

The day you will die you will understand that nothing matters.
You can't take power or money with you to your grave.
Even if some see it as a bad thing the only thing that really matters is if you manage to accomplish what you wanted in your life.
You will never please everyone no matter what you do.
Might as well do the most you can and stop caring what others think.

>> No.23097427

>>23097366

Pfffft you still believe you'll get anything out of "the upper class" if dems win? Thats the best joke I've heard in ages!

If the dems win the only thing that will happen is that you'll get poorer. The taxes will go up and you'll lose even more of your freedoms. "The upper class" will do just fine. They own the democrats.

>> No.23097475

>>23096380
Damn tell us more anon, what was your field?
>>23097321
Agreed
>>23097366
Cringe, gtfo commie
>>23097279
Yeah absolutely
>>23097247
I'm Australian, fuck off. And it's not that I don't like art, I just think you've gotta do valuable things and 'making art' is an ends not a means. People want to do it because they're emotional idealists and not because they're good at making it, or people are asking for it. Most people cannot make art that's more valuable than anything they'd do as a professional, so they should do what's most valuable and abandon their kiddie ideas of being an artist if it's not practical. There's no shame in that, but there is shame in instructing someone to cling to stupid dreams that won't amount to anything, especially when those dreams are predicted on a meme life philosophy that deems professionals worthless and faggots playing paint-can drums the highest form of talent
>>23097421
Chess is fun, so is playing by the rules to get what you want. The economy, the world, is a big game, and I choose to play it and enjoy it. It's more vivid and fun than any jew surrogate activity there is, I don't need to like only what the media tells me I should like. Achieving things and enjoying life are not mutually exclusive, you don't have to sell your soul to not be a loser
>>23097427
This, fuck democrats

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>>23096219
does that logic apply to successful investors, entrepreneurs, actors, athletes?
do you think then need to work a mcdonalds to really get success or play the real game?
news flash nobody respects you for doing whatever job you are doing, the only thing that matters is how much you make and the skills are just tools to make money they don't have any inherent value indeed they are just the nices dresses or surgeries that the whore buys for herself to get more clients

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>>23097541
>entrepreneurs, actors, athletes
These people work. They play the game. I never said you need to work a dead end job, you just need to work. period. No, skills are inherently valuable, you only think they lack value because you've been taught that skills only serve to get you paid. Skills are also valuable because they empower you to do more shit, and become a mature human being, regardless of whether they make money or not. Your capacity to act is just as valuable as your capacity to earn - is driving a valuable skill? Yeah. Does it earn most people money? no. Nevertheless, it's beneficial and thereby valuable; people are agents of their own interests, and skills allow them to act as far better agents than they ever could if they were just unskilled blockheads

>> No.23097672

>>23097630
>These people work. They play the game.
Hey retard how is investing your money in a market after looking up a project different from being an investor or entrepreneur?
>Skills are also valuable because they empower you to do more shit
I have skills to be self sufficient, but not those to make money, besides being smart enough to see how the market goes an where to put my money to profit.

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>>23095058
I brought a knife sir.

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>>23097475
>I'm Australian
makes perfect sense, stay soulless

>> No.23097692

>>23095080
Based and Redpilled

>> No.23097711

>>23095366
BASED

>> No.23097729

>>23097541
lol to be any of those you need to either be a woman, practice everyday(watching anime is not practice) or be in with the jews

>> No.23097755

>>23097672
lolol a delusional overly arrogant "investor". What could go wrong. Your bank account will match your shitty trashy personality sooner or later.

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>>23095403
This. They don't care about your qualities or achievements. They only care to meet their diversity quotas.

>> No.23097777

>>23097729
well i consider myself already an investor both in crypto and stock market and i have enough money to start a business if i wanted to
don't know what you are talking about

>> No.23097814

>>23097777
Bro i have been here since 2016
I only cringe when i see people like you calling themselves "investors" i do have bitcoin and stocks but im not so up my own ass to be cringy like that and tell people im an investor lol
Tell them the truth. You are a useless fuck. While you go lucky on an easy market(luck is finite) and sit around like a useless sack of shit other people were improving their skills

>> No.23097819

>>23097755
i ineed don't keep money in a bank account, so it's almost empty lmao
that being said i'm buying property in my country

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Just nailed the first one boys, second one in 15 min

>> No.23097856

>>23097814
becoming an actor is also to a large degree luck, you have to be selected
in the case of sports it's talent which is essentially the luck of being born with the right genes
there is no doubt that i was lucky to find out about crypto early on but in the end it was my decision to buy and sell at the right time

>> No.23097864

>>23097691
We descend from people of the British empire. Try again
>inb4 convicts
Yes there were a lot of convicts but the majority of the country now is European people who moved here willingly to take advantage of the opportunities here. You're not Italian lmao, get that Sistine chapel out of here
>>23097672
Most real investors do more than just sit behind a computer screen, the masses of kiddies with TSLA shares from Robinhood don't count. The ones who really succeed, like angel investors and hedge fund managers, work hard for what they have.
>smart
nice LARP. You're a slow kid who reads other people's ideas on a racist forum and does some Google searches. Self sufficiency skills and economic skills overlap in a lot of ways - have you ever considered that you might just lack economic value as a human being? ie. your proficiencies in 'self sufficiency' (being able to fry an egg and take government handouts) don't translate to a salary because you are a grown-up child - no economic entity requires help from you because you are undeveloped and have nothing to offer them, regardless of your internet bux

>> No.23097959

>>23097864
>The ones who really succeed, like angel investors and hedge fund managers, work hard for what they have.
How do you define success? The amount of money or by how much someone managed to increase his initial capital, because most likely i have multiplied my money more than they ever did. And researching about projects isn't much different from reasearching stocks the only thing you can do is look at charts and read the news unless you are doing insider trading lol
>reads other people's ideas
i mostly shitpost on biz, i never took advice from here otherwise i wouldn't have made as much as i did
>have you ever considered that you might just lack economic value as a human being?
i'm not a prostitute nor a slave

>> No.23097965

>>23096219
Your whole game was rigged from the start. Everything that men touches, he destroys and corrupts. Devolution rather than evolution.
What's the use of working for useless cotton bills that are worth nothing and are only backed by (((trust))). Even slaves had free housing and food. The only reason to ever wageslave is if you can't find another legal means to support your family.

Oh yes they might have developed at the game but the game means nothing on their death bed. I highly doubt their would be an individual who wished he had spend more time wageslaving for mr. Shlomo and his feminist leftist HR department and paying more taxes to support hostile foreigners who worship an other god.

>> No.23097969

>>23097837
Good luck!

>> No.23098011

>>23095941
This one is good

>> No.23098014

>>23097864
>because you are undeveloped and have nothing to offer them
I used to think like that tho until I found out that gays get hired just for being gay. Blacks and muslims get hired for being black or muslim. Just to meet some diversity quotas. It's called positive action/affirmative action.

Seems like you have nothing to offer besides your federal reserve printed out-of-thin-air bux.

>> No.23098034

>>23096194
Only valid answer in the whole thread.

>> No.23098051

>>23097856
>Ecclesiastes 9:11 KJV
I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.

>> No.23098054

>>23095058
Fuck me the serious advice in this thread is utter dogshit. Empty platitudes get you nowhere, they are very transparent. Reinterpret OP's question and you'll realise that hiring managers are asking "what make you unique?" Make it a talking point. Is there something in your resume that sticks out compared to joe blow? Is there an achievement that really set you apart from your colleagues at your previous job? Think you faggots, it isn't hard.

>> No.23098068

Dude just work from home, not really a cagie

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>>23098014

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>>23097864
>a country of convicts and immigrants
lmao

don't forget about your subhuman native actual australians too

>> No.23098258

>>23097965
I think he means you should work to develop your skills and have responsibility and to be accountable. You can do all that without wageslaving all of your free time but you should do atleast some.

>> No.23098305

>>23095058
Cuz im the one you are asking for answers to your questions sirs, check out Defix Network

>> No.23098364

>>23095366
BASED

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>>23098102
*European immigrants, the kind that work hard, pay taxes and improve the nation. Dude like 2% of the population descends from the convicts, if you're gonna bash my heritage at least avoid being retarded about it. We killed all the aboriginals btw, kinda unfortunate but it's true
>>23098014
Affirmative action accounts for a tiny proportion of all hires, chances are if you're not getting in it's because you're not good enough. In cases where somebody got in for being gay, obviously that's not the case. Federal reserve notes are deemed valuable by the government, so they are backed by the economy and the hard work of every tax paying individual. Internet bux are literally 99% shitty ploys to cash in on ignorant young people. There is money to be made, but don't make it at the expense of neglecting every other important part of your life (like the 25 year olds with no skills whatsoever, no prospects, and heaps of money in crypto.)
>>23097965
You missed my point, you don't wageslave for Shekelburg, you decide - on your own accord - to take advantage of the opportunity to develop skills and work for a salary. You leverage shekelburg's business to advance your own interests, developing yourself and learning about the world, in the process. Ideally, you avoid a shekelburg and find like a Johnson or something. It's not rigged, it's only rigged if you play it by Shekelburg's rules, which too many naive people do
>>23098258
This

>> No.23098371

*spits on you*

>> No.23098393

>>23096476
Crazy. I knew there was a discrepancy, but not how big. My method has been:

>good formal degree
>overperform for shekelberg a few years
>with your qualifications and experience getting more unique, switch company, demand more pay, work less hours.

Intend to take this a couple of steps further. But them I'm pretty good career wise.

>> No.23098420

>>23095058
i'll cut you if you don't

>> No.23098496

>>23097475
Quantitative economics my friend. which was basically just econ with more math sprinkled in. I could go on rant but suffice it to say that if you dont go to a target school within your country or at least region with a great department for finance/econ dont bother doing it its not worth the money or time. I wpuld have been better learning CS and investing as a side passion.

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>Resume has Advanced Excel, VBA, Python, Power Query, SQL, and Tableau in the skills section
>"do you have any experience with pivot tables?"

>> No.23098540

>>23095058
because i'm a certified niggerslayer

>> No.23098591

>>23096637
haha, try hard and get loud, and what lmao? get arrested by fellow white men for questioning a nigger? nah, low profile, invest, and get the fuck away from the nigger zones at your earliest convenience.

>> No.23098611

>>23096683
exactly this^. it's all in atlas shrugged. until white men shrug, the system will continue per usual and will never change. contribute as little as possible to the kikes and their niggerloving fagfest society.

>> No.23098625

>>23096754
fuck you and your serving the community lmao, you serve the fucking community, im happy to watch this bitch burn and make no mistake it NEEDS TO BURN or it will NEVER GET BETTER.

>> No.23098685

>>23098591
Fleeing is not a viable option. Getting arrested is the type of shit that happens when a group has set no boundaries and has denied themselves the right to have a culture - they get trampled on because they allow it to happen. I say we open the floodgates to a new wave of European nationalism and pride, we openly advocate for our own interests and call out antiwhiteness when it happens. The only reason this is a bad idea is if you are too much of a pussy to actually stand up for yourself
>>23098496
Wow I thought quants were the big moneymakers, that's surprising. Surely you could find work in some closely related field? I mean stats and economics is pretty widely applicable stuff. That sucks, quantanon

>> No.23098748

>>23098685
dude you're talking big but here you are on the fucking internet larping as a revolutionary. im at least being honest; none of us are going to do shit. you're going to sit in front of your pc the same as me, not. doing. shit. so why the larp?

>> No.23098854

>>23098748
I'm not really larping, just saying what I think. Rebellion isn't just initiating a coup or whatever, we all can do something to make things better. Be more honest, more vocal about these issues, buy less shit, be a more active part of the community. This is just as beneficial as whatever far fetched idea of revolution you're thinking of

>> No.23099987

>>23095941
Kek this is great.

>> No.23100017

>>23095999
Don't you mean magazine? They don't take clips.

>> No.23100018

>>23097969
Thanks anon, second one went well too.
First company already reached out to arrange the first interview, they seem keen!

>> No.23100036

>>23095058
>"WHY NOT, FUCK"

>> No.23100075

>>23097190
kek I did the same thing and got hired because the guy knew everything was shit and he spent time complaining to me about how everything was shit there.

>> No.23100122

>>23096476
>>23098393
I don't see the problem with this graph. If people made the same amount of money for 100 years, as long as productivity increases there will be more abundance for everyone, and your dollar will go farther.

>> No.23100146

>>23095058
Anon if you can't sell yourself you don't deserve any serious position.

I see people complaining about being rejected all the time. If you are it's simple you can't sell yourself. I won't hire you because basically selling is an important feature of every job. Sometimes directly like selling project X to customer Y. Or indirectly.

>> No.23100174

>>23095058

HR is such a fucking joke. The mental gymnastics hiring vermin engage in all based on the latest HR internet articles written by clown hairs, and meme psychology of jew HR psych-clowns is a fucking nightmare that has ruined businesses.

The sheer amount of bullshit generated in those
(((((Resume Workshops))))) is enough to drop a persons IQ 60 points. Bullshit about fonts, spacing, jewish wording.

It's a fucking crime that our forefathers could get into most jobs with le handshake and le eye contact, while Ive got to jump through bullshit meme hoops to impress some faggot or some women's studies major for what is probably underpaid jewish contract work.

The NEETs have it right, and this country deserves to burn.

>> No.23100186

>>23100146
>sell yourself
Fuck off kike.

>> No.23100217

>>23095999
>clips
Good god are you even american?

>> No.23100396

>>23097275
Learn how to green text

>> No.23100510

>>23095366
BASADOOOO

>> No.23101032

>>23097475
When you start playing a game for which you did not write the rules you lose by default even if you don't really understand what the real game and the rules behind it are.

>> No.23101814

>>23095058
because sir ive lost more money than all your other candidates combined and i havent killed myself but am instead looking for gainful employment here at your McDonalds and i'll never be late for work, do my job with a smile, ask always if customers want that supersized and most importantly i'll never steal Big Macs or any other item from this business.

>> No.23102072

>>23096350
This is true. I've served on hiring committees. The worst interview I can remember is when the candidate cried. A 40+ year old man.

>> No.23102238

>>23096011
Wtf I was just gonna post that I was gonna post that

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>>23095058
Nigger

>> No.23102506

>>23095366
UM, basado departamento?

>> No.23102591

>>23095124
Would hire

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>>23095058
>go to job interview
>blatantly tell lies
>get job offer

>> No.23104220

>>23096219
That's the most copey thing I've ever heard. Saved so I can laugh at it whenever I feel like it

>> No.23104760

>>23095058
Consider my virility, masculine attributes and large penis.

>> No.23104850

>>23097060
I think you're misinterpreting the intentions of most anons who go the 'drop out route'. They are sick and angry with the way the world is run. Their forefathers sacrificed and died for a world where their sons are barred from its fruit. The average single guy in his 20s is living a very identical, yet miserable life as his peers. With the destruction of the family unit and white majority communities/neighborhoods there isn't much of a home for them to belong to. Combine that with an aggressively anti male agenda that has been the norm for the past 10 years and its fair to see why most of them want the world burnt down. Being made the villain all their lives for nonsensical myths like wage gap and systematic racism. When you antagonize a group of people that have no stake in the well being of their nation, and have long lost any feeling of belonging to it. Single men are miserable, no doubt. All the meaningful statistics show that. They have less sex, friends, hobbies, and even worse health than older generations. This is bound to give you the 'agent of chaos' mentality that most of the young guys on biz or pol have. They feel that the world is so far gone that the only way they can accept it again is if it all burnt to ashes and the people who antagonized them paid for it. Men who have no sense of belonging and are antagonized are very destructive, to society and to themselves. One can clearly see this single mother homes, women are incapable of properly initiating their young into society so without a father figure they end up committing more drugs, crimes, or suicides than any other demographic. The same is not true in single-father homes. The real issue with society is that its lacking masculine authority. Men no longer have the authority that they would otherwise naturally have because of big government's (((feminist))) policies. For every man that goes the 'boomer fix ur community' route 10 will go the self destructive route. Its over for the west

>> No.23104960

>>23096350
>saying that you don't give a fuck about the interview and you are only here to check box that you've been at an interview so you can collect government gibs
based

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CUZ IM SO FUCKING GOOD

>> No.23105952

>>23095403
>man
woman
So close, you almost had the job.

>> No.23106247

>>23097864
>have you ever considered that you might just lack economic value as a human being? ie. your proficiencies in 'self sufficiency' (being able to fry an egg and take government handouts) don't translate to a salary because you are a grown-up child - no economic entity requires help from you because you are undeveloped and have nothing to offer them, regardless of your internet bux

Not him, but how fucked up is the capitalist system if it managed to make you think and actually type out this sentence? How come being an adult now equals being attractive to an economic entity? The very reason I stopped my college degree and went back to my parents home to put a large part of my time, energy and savings into crypto is for that alone : nowadays if you don't have money you have to make yourself economically desirable rather than strengthen your human qualities in order to thrive in a western society. How come anyone who has the means and knowledge to see this doesn't take every step towards escaping this reality is beyond me

I used to look at NEETS with disgust before, but since I stopped working hard to meet society's demands to stay at home, shitpost, play games, gain more knowledge about crypto and other stuff like cooking or building muscle, see my friends more often - I came to the realization that what mattered most is how good a person you are to whose you hold dear.

You don't need to work or to contribute like a wagie in an office or in a factory to be deemed useful or an adult. Only money and your goodwill matter in the end, and abiding by a system that tries to turn you into a product will not only harm you but everyone around you as you lose sight of yourself. The day when I decided to check /biz/ on a whim because I wanted to learn more about bog memes posted on /v/ unironically helped me to get out of my existential crisis