/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23070754
tornado.cash

send me some also

>>23070754
How did you get the key? Probs cash in with monero and transact it a few times or something

jelly
tornado.cash seems like a good answer. personally i would also immediately transfer all the eth into another wallet only you own, so the owner doesn't realise the jig is up. you can always worry about mixing the coins later

>>23070754
sir can u kindly tell me how you acquired this private key

>>23070754
Pump something

Wtf that’s my wallet

Return it to returnmyeth@hotmail.com and I won’t prosecute you anon

>>23070754
stealing is a bad thing, anon

>>23070754
Just take the money and run anon

kys

>>23070754
>Steals a wallet with half a million dollars worth of ETH in it
>Posts about it with no VPN on a known federal honeypot
What a chad

Swap it all for random shitcoins on uniswap but don't steal any of it, put it back in his wallet for lulz.

>>23070927
This!
Buy half a million worth of STA or PNK

>>23070754
cash in with monero and share some fren

Hi Sir, I would love to learn from your trading techniques! Please reply if that's okay for you. Thanks
You're a bad person and God will judge you. The money or whatever you do with it will always leave a bitter taste. For all you know that person could have been the nicest fucker, working hard with 2 kids dealing with a nagging wife and started trading on the side and spent hours researching and stayed up late trading and learned python blah blah and you just fuck him over.

Don't wipe him out at least. Take 20%.. you can still "win" and do some good. Don't take 100%.

>>23070913
ok, I did not steal yet.

and if I acquired the pvkey without infiltrating a system (eg. smart guess) and withdraw fund is this still constitute as a crime?

The wallet seems to be managed by automated system and thinking how can I make transaction without alerting potential detection mechanism. It could front run my transaction.

>>23071025
>and if I acquired the pvkey without infiltrating a system (eg. smart guess) and withdraw fund is this still constitute as a crime?
LMAO are you serious?
>You see officer, he left his car unlocked with the keys inside. Therefore I was well within my rights to drive off with it.

>>23071025
literally cash out with monero

>>23070754
Send it to a wallet and let it sit idle for 1 year

>>23071025
fraud is fraud spaz

>>23071025
Not only does it constitute a crime you've built a great case for intent meaning the prosecutor would hardly have to try to convict you.

>>23071025
already reported you

>>23070754
>>23071025
Crypto is unregulated globally, no law agency would care if you just deposited this all into your bank account.

Imagine a guy going to the cops "he stole my cryptocurrency!!!" lmao, nice job, enjoy the half mill

>>23071144
>no bank is going to give a shit if you deposit half a mil over night
Lmao maybe in fucking Luxembourg or the Cayman islands

you can't fucking 'guess' the privacy key to a Eth wallet.
The state of biz
sage

>>23070754
You don't know who you're fucking over. They could be a good person

>>23071025
Kek godspeed retard

>>23070754
vpn+tor, don’t be a retard, infura is logging IPs

Convert to monero - done

lmfao drop me some ETH you glorious bich basterd

0xcF47631a30d9aDF98a776870122fE47AAA6dB6E6

>>23070754
looks like an exchange hot wallet. pretty sure you can just drain it the regular way. just put the gwei up to 500 or more.
other exchanges will likely blacklist the address you send to, so the better way would be for example to immediately use uniswap and pump some shitcoin to the moon and then sell that shitcoin from your own wallet.
for luls just use that wallet to buy ALL the UNI for example. then from your own wallet sell UNI for inflated prices.

We all believe you anon. Man, what a lucky guy you are. Whew lad

>>23071144
>what is mt gox

>>23070964
>>23071273
you also can't exchange eth for monero without a CEX. Jesus. noone here knows fucking anything do they?

LARP

if this shit was this easy
we would have pajeet/chink bot army guessing key-phrases and everyone would ropeneck

Swap it all for YDEX of course.

>>23071339
Doesn't matter. Once it becomes monero you can get away with it so incredibly easily. Who cares if you leave a trail beforehand? They can't do shit after

Transfer it over to me ill wash it and get it back to you. New fag here i have nothing to loose.

>>23071237
Read again anon

>>23071025
Topkek what a fucking retard

>>23071352
you don't think a 500k deposit onto a CEX is going to send up flags? No fucking way they let you just deposit 500k in eth, swap for monero and then cash out.

Just in case you're legit send me some
0x8Db1C87377e221E

will exchange it to Monero and give you back if you want send me an e-mail if you wanna for communication paxpacis@web.de

>>23071436
>little baby has limits on his cex
>little baby doesn't have multiple KYC cexs with various identities in other countries

Fucking hell anon I'll do it for you if this is the advice you're getting

0x241b60b2257f2b4b4A154a63fE27A9D635fB9d2c

Prove it

>>23071436

Then do it on a DEX lol

>>23070754
Send me some bro
0x24d0e2F1e972b4Fa03B04c28B1ef1f0AC717e18F

>>23071453
lol, ashamed your ignorance got shown?
I don't have 500k in illegal eth to move, and it's not something I expect to happen. So no, 'little baby' doesn't have multiple fake KYC accounts on multiple exchanges... And in no way do I believe you do either.

>>23071526
My ID is somewhat relevant kek. Multiple users on this board - myself included - have proven everything tons of times. Hell if you were ever in crpto.com card threads you probably even saw some of it recently. Just because you think you're a whale and you're not doesn't mean we don't exist. Eat shit little baby
Crypto is for moving money, not holding it.

0x905a7F3d9fA8539A0be73e1eba82EaF602AC5600

Im a poorfag

Just im case

0x1d2735a9F56f20374b08aC0152BC7731b7754003

Do the needfull please sir

0xc1579d4DaAD290198212ab9e045FcCa0872c6E6C

>>23071352
Because the trail beforehand can reveal your identity

>>23071566
>believe me bro
Ok, anon. I believe you. Really.

Regardless, I never claimed to be a whale? All I've said in this thread is -
a) It's not possible for OP to have guessed the private key to an eth wallet, and
b) exchanging it to monero requires a central exchange with KYC
Apparently this triggered you quite a bit. I'm sure there are some people with account who can move that amount quickly enough to get away with it, but clearly OP isn't one.

Hit me up with some if this is for realz! :D

0x70F6CAD939fBeCd22B50BE4b63696268C7Ca44F2

Just in case you don't know, this is OP begging for CLV like a pajeet

>>23070754
give me some to fund my dick cheese addiction

0B757D70e6911fD5c3E7e8157da0069ce7657f34

>>23070754
Give it back tyrone

0x3Dff07925F7feA64Fbe3230ec011755486D0525e

Generosity is good karma and will increase your chances of making it homie. Congrats BTW.

>>23071689
How do u know?

>>23071665
>It's not possible for OP to have guessed the private key to an eth wallet,
>brainwallet
>stupid private keys
>passwords as private keys
>patterns as private keys
>sha256 of the above keys
>sha256*x of the above keys
>use tx public data to generate private keys
all these stuff in the past were exploited successfully

0x6e521D7E3a897BB03773270fC415F0F41A006D16

Do it, faggot.

>>23070754
It's over for you now. The best option is to share the key publicly here so tens of different retards use it, some smartly some dumbly, and sneak ur transaction in there. Only way to smokescreen the feds.

>>23071720
>Images sha256 as seed
>sha256 of random page of a random book
etc, should I go ahead?
I even had a BTC bot scanning live tx to match for all the precomputed wallets, if they ever receive a tx, I was stealing it in seconds, too bad I was 2/3 years late and these kind of bot where usually faster and smarter so the few times I got these kind of keys I was frontrunned

Stealing bad. Investing doubling money and than giving back original amount is not punishable. What could go wrong

>>23071767
I have no clue what you're talking about desu. 99.9% of wallets are going to be randomly generated, so good luck with your 'pre-computed list' that represents an astronomically small % of possible wallets.

0x45845efB402b410923096df8364106067F61AbbC

Do the needful sir, I send double back.

>>23071852
You just need to get lucky once, and it’s plenty of stupid people out there, so...

>>23071078
more like you're sailing in the ocean and come across an empty boat floating along. That's your boat now

you can try not being a filthy criminal, you could post a note to the address alerting them and leave your wallet address such that if they are feeling grateful they will throw you some. Or you could steal it and your soul will burn in hell.

>>23071878
You have no idea how large of numbers you're talking about. you could generate millions of wallets per second since the birth of BTC and you'd still have essentially 0% chance of having a wallet anyone has used.

>>23071911
This. 100% safe and you might make some good money. It's better than trying to go for the big bux and ending up in fucking jail lmao

>>23071935
you will be surprised to see what pajeet devs are creating out there

https://www.wired.com/story/blockchain-bandit-ethereum-weak-private-keys/

https://shahmeeramir.com/revealation-of-how-btc-addresses-work-by-an-anonymous-individual-70feb288752a

and this doesn’t even include brainwallets (thousands were cracked)

>>23071994
well then. I stand corrected.
It really shouldn't be possible, but never underestimate the stupidity of people I guess.

>>23071935
He's not talking about guessing keys generated with proper entropy. There's been lots of cases of broken CSPRNGs and shitty brainwallets.

OP's definitely a faggot though.

>>23071911
It's fine if he repents later christcuck. That's how ur cult works

>>23070754
DON'T TOUCH IT YOU THIEF THAT IS MY WALLET

I'M FUMING AND TRANSFERRING THE MONEY OUT TO A SAFE WALLET AS I TYPE THIS

>>23070754
Take 20% of the money, use tornado.cash, and then monero to completely remove any trace, make an x5-x10 from shitcoins, and then send back the original amount.

>>23070754
buy all CORE with it then send to another address and do it quickly.

>>23071994
that second link is actually a fascinating read.

I'll take a few eth and won't complain if you've got a few extra OP ;)
0x8d1cB219bfF32517071E4DF612DcbF8d24A7c56c

>>23070754

Post key for proof

>>23070754
op youre gonna get JUSTed by some deity you know that? also wanna throw me 0.5 eth?

>>23071158
Cayman I don't know. Luxembourg, those times are over. Better chances in Switzerland

>>23071163
You can look at every private key online, there are sites that list them. But the chance to get one with ether on it are very small.

>>23070754
Stop being a NIGGER and sign the wallet telling them you have their key and would like for them to secure all their funds before they lose everything. Don't steal a fucking penny.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? NIGGERS everywhere.

>>23073524
This

>>23071144
Cuckstralia would.
https://news.bitcoin.com/australian-woman-jailed-two-years-for-stealing-300000-worth-of-xrp/

>>23073523
you must mean every public key that has been used?
All the storage on the planet couldn't store all possible public or private keys.

>>23073724
https://privatekeys.. pw/ethereum/keys/1
enjoy

>>23073745
it must auto generate them as requested? Unless I'm mistaken, there are roughly the same number of wallets as there are atoms in the universe, so it's literally impossible for a website to have them all in storage.

>>23073914
You can have a look at the FAQ, they are of course not stored on some kind of storage

>>23074004
so my original comment remains valid (assuming a non-retard created the wallet, as discussed above)

>>23074081
>you can't fucking 'guess' the privacy key to a Eth wallet
No, as you can get lucky visiting a random page or even generating the addresses yourself. The chances are very close to nonexistent but in theory it's doable. It's not even a 'guess' as in theory you could calculate every public key by going through all possible private keys.

>>23071310
smart answer, but use a low volume and low mcap shitcoin

>>23071352
the state of /biz/, those are the pajeets giving us crypto advices all day

>>23070754

>>23071025
You probably hacked an exchange, if so then congrats to you, just send it to a new address because anyone here can look at txs and figure out which exchange it is or post a comment on etherscan and if the owned has the comments linked to his emails he'll get a notification of it.
Then you think about what to do with it.

>>23074168
Yes, and if you throw a tennis ball against the wall enough times, at some point all the electrons will all be on the opposite side and it'll pass right through.
Except it fucking won't so it still fits the definition of impossible.

>>23074250
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>>23070754
Spend all of it on statera or CAP, and tell us whatever coin you're gonna pamp so we can get in.

https://www.floridacriminaljustice.com/blog/2019/01/theft-by-finding-an-examination-of-florida-law/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theft_by_finding#:~:text=Theft%20by%20finding%20occurs%20when,or%20%22stealing%20by%20finding%22.

>>23074273
In order for something to be decidable there only has to exist an algorithm to solve the problem, it doesn't have to be known. So given a public key X it is decidable if f(private key Y) matches it.
As of now it's impossible to do efficiently, maybe it will be possible in the future.

Test it works first:

0xf48feaa48b9648dc829bab00ecc934c5f3b4d096

>>23070754
All in on desire.finance in like 10 hours when the presale begins lol

>>23073524
This is the only way this turns out good for you, OP. Owner might be so happy that he gives you ten percent finder's fee

>>23074391
that doesn't sound much like a guess

>>23074435
You still have to guess which of those 2^160 combinations is the right one. One guessing strategy could be starting from 0 or always generating random private keys

>>23071025
>how can I make transaction without alerting potential detection mechanism.
Are you retarded? You can't.
You fucked up posting here if you aren't using a VPN, because now 4chan has your IP. If those funds go missing, they will ask 4chan for your IP to investigate if you stole the funds.
Unless that private key is publicly available, then you should leave those funds alone now. If you posted it here then someone else would just steal the shit so its pointless

>>23074522
then becomes impossible again. idk what point you're trying to make. OP either found an idiot with an exploitable key seed, or is lying. It's simply not possible* to get lucky guessing someone's private key

>>23070754
Send me some please
0x991000E45D783E3b05D588EF3E725948C3Dab150

I'll tell you the secret about the phoenicians

>>23070754
Do the needful

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>>23071882
What an awful comparison.

>>23071566
>plese believ me gaise iam whalle

>>23070754
I thought it was impossible to guess a private key. Are shitcoins completely broken after all? Fucking clown market

>>23075094
He's probably a larper but tons of whales browse this board and has been proven before. The stray link sellers who bought in early, the extremely rare BTC investor looking to make more, the guy with a rich daddy.

>>23075216
and those people don't go around announcing it and trying to prove it to random anons for no reason

>>23070754
You don't realize this but that's a bait wallet. You are going to send ETH to it to cover gas and the automated system is going to take your gas.

>>23071025
Crime is crime.

>>23075344

>>23071025
Funny thing is if someone dumb enough to post this on social media found the keys then someone else probably will too. At this point you should move the funds to another ETH address for safe keeping lest you be blamed when someone else takes it. Then you can sit on it for a while and see if they come for you and find you.

LARP

>>23075411