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WAAAAAAGGGGIEEEEEE

I'd rather buy rope

I'm a normie and even I would be forced to smear dog shit on that wall.

>>23060329
>office

imagine thinking these things do not take talent

>>23060389
i dont get the pic

>>23060329
No, writing on the walls is for children and ghetto trash.

>>23060329
>working
No.

>>23060402
it's another example of wagie cope. you might need to go back

>>23060461
That pic was originally meant to imply that he's a soiboi, I think.

>oreos
>sips
>bong
>nintendo
>small dog
>most certainly single

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>>23060461
no like I dont get whats on the picture
I can see a dog and a chopping board
whats all the rest
am I having a stroke

>>23060492
oh wow imagine having such a smol pp in life you become a soulless can never pleasure a woman scammer. must really suck to be so tiny bro

wtf i hate talent now

>>23060498
bong trash tablet to consume digital trash oreo trash soda trash chips trash its all trash even the dog must be trash

>>23060329
that's only 9 things

>>23060701
Get back to your mom’s basement. Enough internet for the day, boy.

>>23060329

>>23060809
Why would I go down there, it's cold and all of my things are in the attic, where it's nice and warm.

>>23060389
my first reaction was pity
but then I remembered my Friday night I spent alone huffing whippets and masturbating.
I still feel superior though because I wouldn't eat that garbage and my dog isn't a little faggot

>>23060329
this is what happens when youre forced to hire someone whos not needed and wants to pretend they are by coming up with stupid 'workplace improvements'

yes Im talking about HR

FUCKING USELESS

>>23061226
Hahahahaha
Dangerously honest Chad

>>23061908
>be HR chad
>do fuck all every day
>get paid to bully the cubicle monkeys
Feels great

>>23061226
topkek

>>23060836
>would post this in my office to piss everyone off.

>>23060329

>>23060836
Jesus Christ

How do I short the human race

>>23062158
>seeing sunlight is a rule-bending privilege in bongland

>>23060836
Based and bosspilled.

>>23060836
based. wish my boss put this up in the break room

>>23060619
Top kek, I'm glad I'm not the only one that instantly judges people based on what they consume

RAGIE WAGIE
STOMPS HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
CAN'T BE NEET

IF HE DOES
HE WON'T EAT
IF NO SLAVING
SLEEP IN STREET

RAGIE WAGIE
STAMP HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
SCARED OF NEET

WAGIE CRY AND WAGIE MOAN
WORK HIS FINGERS TO THE BONE

WORK AND WORK NO TIME FOR FUN
ONLY EXIT IS A GUN

>>23062990
>>23062158

America has a ton of problems. But every day I thank GOD I wasn't born a bong. There is no group of people more domesticated and collared than the Brits. They might as well be cattle on a farm.

>>23060836
"I douched my cunt out so you no longer have to small that fishy waft as I walk past!"

>>23062058
Impressively based. Im jealous

>>23060836
Wow....fuck boomers

>>23062058
How in the fuck did you land an HR gig? I have worked for Cargill, Corteva, Ajinomoto, and a few smaller companies and I have NEVER seen a male HR worker?

>>23060389
>im 30 years old
Does that mean hes an adult or something?
I saw a comment on an article about a new bike kawasaki is releasing. Someone actually commented "Im 30 years old jumping like a child".

>>23063637
Pls answer

Yes, Ill take it over woke shit any day

>>23060389
yeah this guy walks around a construction site and takes photos, then types up a letter report in an office

>>23060836
I just wanna say, just start wearing hawaiian shirts on fridays. it'll take off and everyone will smile at you, it's good stuff. took a couple months for the rest of my office to get the picture, was pretty much just me and a bud for a while wearing cheap hawaiian shirts on fridays

>>23060329
imagine that guy being your boss lmao. id assume hes buttchugging onions on the weekends.

>>23060329
I've had these qualities for most of my adult life. Now I've got 2 degrees, a good career, and set to make $185k by the end of this year. Coincidence?

>>23060836
just once i wish my employees would work a free. just once

>>23060389
Fuck weed users. Scum of the earth.

>>23064072
lmao imagine getting buttblasted about other people smoking a plant

>>23064349
fuck off, degenerate

>>23064072
Its for the pup.

Nothing makes me relax like the puppers getting the old red-eye and feeding him chili beans dipped in shit

>>23060329
>Punctuality
completely overrated.

>>23060461
being a construction worker sounds way chiller than any other wagecuk job

>>23060836
imagine being so autistic or low iq you believe this is unironic

>>23060389
I’m more impressed he has a separate bathtub and shower. I hate when they’re combined, which is most houses I’ve lived in.

>>23060329
My office is the world. Ecochain is my livelihood. That's all.

>>23060836

>>23064072
>>23064802
>not having the disposable income to smoke like Willie Nelson everyday
No need to out yourselves as broke lads

>>23060836
if you're a good employer, that rewards productivity and other good traits, your employees will say that stuff all the time. a bad employer expects all that shit, but doesnt want to pay for it. literally, boss, i'm living in poverty while you buy a new escalade every year, that's why i wont stay late and that's why i do the job wrong. i could do it right, but im not going to, and you're not going to do anything about it because you know the nigger you hire to replace me isnt even going to come to work much less do anything when it's here lmao.

>>23060329
Looks like it’s in a break room which is a demoralizing place to put it, also the visual design is very dull and makes it seem depressing to me. If it looked nicer and was in the work area it would be forgivable but kind of cheesy.

>>23060329
Wonder who broke into my home since I’m a wfhchad
Also I don’t follow any of those

>>23064802
Lol HEIL HEIL WE WILL PREVVAIL!!

>>23060443
Some people... like their jobs. He’s old, and probably has kids to support him. He probably likes driving and making small talk.

>>23064072
OK boomer

They might have just written ''been an NPC'' on the wall.

>>23065764
lmao you clueless zoomer

>>23063299
As someone who is first generation American (parents are bongs, I was born in the US) I wholeheartedly agree with this post.
Fuck the British, there has never been and i doubt there ever will be another country as fucking chucked as bongland

>>23060329
>Always give 110%

>>23062158
Seeing the hellish minutiae of office life praised as something to be cherished fills me with fucking existential dread

Wtf is wrong with you bongs, is this what generations of bending the knee to inbred queens has brought you to?

>>23060329
Pretty much every single one of those does require talent. They don't require training is what he means.

>>23067344
I'm a bong and literally no-one is going back to the office willingly, at least no men. That poster is just designed to sell office work as desirable, not to remind people of its nice qualities as it pretends.

>>23062158
its so obvious some fucking woman with blue hair/jew wrote that

>>23064072
That's not true, a very small percentage of weed users are actually pretty cool, honest and intelligent. But as a former dispensary owner I feel I can generally say fuck weed users.

>>23060329
another thing
staking BELLA

>>23061226
based and wompwompwomp pilled

>>23062058
HR devils are the scum of the earth and you will pay for your sins after you die. there will be no reward for you in the afterlife. atone for your sins by finding a less-hated job, like meter maid

>>23062158
irvine welsh (trainspotting guy) posted this with the caption "Choose death"

made me laugh

>>23060490
I dont even have any of those things and i have a gf.

>>23060367
Why bother to get dogshit, when you can just use your own feces? But yes, i wholeheartedly agree

>>23063913
kek

>>23065764

>>23060836
if this were real, this would be the definition of the worst boss you could have.

>>23060364
>I'd rather buy rope
this

>>23060389
This looks comfy though

>>23060389
Whats up with the dog? Is it supposed to lick something of his cock?

>>23063109
kek nice poem fren

>>23061226
i was the same, tho less huffing whippets and more masturbation

>>23062158

>>23066245
kys

>>23060329
When I was homeless I got an interview for a trucking dispatch call center. I saw this poster when I walked in and purposely tanked the interview so I wouldn't have to work in a place that thinks their employees are garbage. I got a job in IT a week or two later. Never ever let someone tell you that you are a replaceable cog. I have a good amount of money to live semi comfortably but I do miss spending nights drunk in the forest listening to music under my christmas lights

>>23066882

>>23060329
Depends. If your working some dead end admin shit then no. If you're working in sales then you'd be surprised how much shit like this can bring your mood up

>>23060329
>Wants 110%
>Expects you to give 150%
>Gets 80%
>Pays for 60%
>Complains
Every time.

>>23066220
we have pensioner jobs on our worksite. most of them dont need the money, they just want to socialize and get out the house, far away from the nagging wife.

>>23068661
The trick is to give 50% then when layoffs come you get severance.

why is this normalized
what happened to "workers of the world unite"

>>23060389
The fuck you care, you feel good now huh? now go build something and stop wasting your talent in 4chan

>>23066191
I am currently at stage Depression stage

>>23068751
it became "trannies, niggers, faggots, spics, retards, and other assorted deviants and undesirables, unite"

I interned somewhere like this (bank PR) and they even had stencils on the toilet walls that had dandelions being blown out with captions like 'think freely' 'dare to be different' 'unleash your spark' etc. It made my shit turn to goo.

>>23066191
>>23068892
also at depression I think, and if I'm being honest with myself I'm going to quit or get fired pretty soon. I have been signed off sick for 2 months and now I've had a taste of NEETdom I just cannot bring myself to even think about going back. I'm just waiting for them to blink first at this point, every week their tone gets colder and less empathetic.

>>23068914
>niggers
>spics
>retards
those are sizable groups
the rest is bougie subversion

>>23062158
Holy shit this one got me the most. I can't go back to waging bros. Life isn't supposed to be like this.

>>23063299
This. The UK is literally Orwellian.

>>23067721
Kek

>>23068890
Build something for who? Why? Why would I put effort into something when I can leech off the system and live an easy carefree life?

>>23068933
That's just your depression talking. You will eventually learn to cope (Dad-bod and so on)

>>23060329
>We require zero talent. Any fuckup is good enough.
Yes. Sounds like a winner.

>>23068933
Get yourself fired so you can leech off unemployment.

>>23060329
include some point about DMG and maybe yeah

>>23069149
I get full sick pay for 6 months so I'm going to continue being sick and collecting that and when it runs out I'll just hope they fire me.

>>23069196
Extremely based.

>>23066882
Can I get an edit with the twin towers in the cats eye reflection?