/biz/ - Business & Finance

Just stay poor, money is worthless

>>23060826
probably kms desu lol

>>23060826
He works with the cia, hell be fine.

>>23060826
What is my plan? I break into the IRS at midnight. Do I go for the Database? No, I go for the seized cryptocurrencies. Their priceless. As I'm sending the funds to my Trezor One, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. Her father is the head of the IRS. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the Trezor.

>>23060826
all part of the show.

>“McAfee's extravagant posts generated an enormous amount of publicity,” the SEC said in its complaint.

ANDRE CRONIE AND HIS TEAM INCLUDING TRANNY KIRBY ARE SO FUCKED HAHAHAHAHA ENJOY JAIL FAGGOTS

>>23060826
Can’t come after someone who’s literally losing money

>>23060826
Why would they? Just pay unto caesar and enjoy your state-sanctioned right to say nigger.

>>23060826
So, how is GHOST doing anyway?

>>23060826
I have to deal with revenue canada. But I'll probably just pay as little taxes as possible by trading and cashing out through an llc and deducting/reinvesting as much as possible

tell them to suck my dick

I'm so sick of this fucking country.
They printed over 9 trillion dollars this year bailing out banks and wallstreet and have the audacity to target people trying to fix this bullshit.
All while FinCEN files are swept under the rug.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FinCEN_Files

Not being American

>>23060826
i will die in a shootout with the IRS

>>23060826
Jhon Mcafee SAFEX scammer

>>23060826
>What's your plan when the IRS backed by the full powers of the American government comes for your ass?
I don't need a plan because I already amended all my returns and paid all my crypto taxes back in 2017. ever since then I've been properly reporting my crypto gains. Worst thing that happens is I get audited and pay a CPA and lawyer to deal with it

>>23062292
You know your shit ben. I like you.

>>23061216
Smashing tale good chap!

>>23060826
Spread my butthole.

Owning BSV and watching while eating popcorn

>>23060826
No where in the world will protect you from the IRS's wraith.

>>23064018
Any dex where I can buy bsv with no kyc?

>>23060826
Jokes on them I lost money

>>23062550
Now THIS is BASED.

>>23062550

ghostie bros... i dont feel so good

they should give me money based on how much I've lost

>>23061216
kek

>>23062609
5 dollars o clock, fucking kek

>>23064196
I used changehero to swap

You mean when trump bans capital gains tax? Nothing

>>23061416
lmao
>>23062550
based
>>23064261
kek

>>23064432
>changehero
Have literally never heard about it or seen it mentioned here ever.....am I going to lose all my money?

All you have to do is eat one dick.

>>23061216
Have a (you)

>>23060826
I'm good, I pay all my taxes and have a nice lawyer if anything goes wrong, which it won't cuz i am a good boy.

I just pray I can live off my Bonded.Finance for 10 years while I await valhallah.

Imagine profiting off blockchain, the future of tech, and not knowing how to hide it from a government thats technologically 20 years behind.

>>23062550
Based, may Christ protect you anon

>>23061216

I want some you’s too guys :(


What is my plan? I brap into the IRS at midnight. Do I go for the brap Database? No, I go for the seized braps. Their [THEY’RE] priceless. As I'm sending the braps up my Brapper, a woman braps on me. She tells me to brap. Her father is the head brap of the IRS. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make braps all night. In the morning, the cops come and I brap in one of their uniforms. I tell her to brap in me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold braps. Thirty years later, I get a postcard brap. I have a son and he's the chief of braps. This is where the story gets brappy. I tell Tiffany to brap in me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for my brap all these years. She's never taken another lovers brap. I don't care. I don't show up. I brap. That's where I stashed the seized braps.

Jokes on them I have only lost money

>>23061216

I'd toss you 2 BAT for this

>>23061216
Compelling, I'd like to negotiate rights to the screenplay with you.

>>23065099
Waste of digits

>>23060826
>glowniggers monitoring me personally for years
>hundreds of thousands spent in surveillance, record maintenance, building the file
>finally, have enough evidence
>4 SWAT teams arrive outside
>another $50k of training, equipment and bureaucracy has prepared for this moment
>no offer of surrender
>wall blows in and twenty heavily armed glowniggers proceed to strip me away from the crime scene
>I see them taking the computer away before the bag covers my head
>wake up in interrogation cell
>imagine the smell
>wonder how my /biz/ bros are holding up, if it's happening to them too
>man walks up to me from the darkness
>"We know you lost almost everything, that pump and dump shitcoins were your last hope. We saw the memes, and read your posts. There is just one last thing we need to know to close your case, and potentially let you live."
>The shadowy figure proceeds to pull out a 16-inch .357 magnum revolver as if a gigantic fully erect cock, and presses it firmly into my skull.
>"In your file it says that you earned a nominal $56 equivalent in liquidity provider fees on the Uniswap exchange, between the dates of 08/25/2020 - 08/28/2020. Did you or did you not, report this as short term capital gains on your 2021 tax return?"
>Hundreds of thousands of dollars spent to ask a poor, suicidal, pump and dump chasing faggot whether he filed his taxes properly
I like this story. I'm glad it's going to be real.

>>23065945
pic related, it's what a glowniggers dick looks like.