/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23048806
about to take off my unibro

OP is over, the rookies get yelled at and will fight in the paper war for the next years and the bagholders will baghold

Ots dumping to 2.50 today

scheduled inflation. you did read the whitepaper r-right?

>>23049747
fuck i didnt read it... i saw a frog say UNI is the new /biz/ coin so i bought at $8.49 and have been holding ever since... should i sell now or could we reach ATH again? god i hate my fucking life... i always make a mess of everything, ALWAYS. There's no respite

>>23049840
in a couple months your airdrop won't even be worth a PS2

>>23049840
dont believe the fudder.

uni is legit but still dumping. airdroppers dropping bags. something might be not right tho

>>23049870
well i lost the bulk of my money already. a further 50% drop from here seems impossible because that would put UNI market cap at around 300k. unlikely for uniswap... but yeah this is fucked up and i'm already financially ruined

>>23048806
Finna dump another 1k into this dawg. Pajeets stay bootyblasted

>>23048806
whales are manipulating it into a low cost stablecoin.

it WILL eventually hit those 8+ gains but thats at least 2021 but nobody is expecting a dex coin to reach binance level uptrend

Has anyone done the math to figure out how much you'll earn with fees in V3?

Ok here's my attempt at doing the math myself

UNI holders will effectively get 1/6 of the current fees generated. Last 24 hours there was 750k fees which makes that 125k fees for UNI holders

125k divided by the current circulating UNI supply (97m) comes to $0.0013 per UNI

So if you hold 1k UNI you will earn $1.30 per day

>>23049747
inflation is bad for everyone but investor ya dingus :D your welcome for the fking spoonfed tip.
dont be an idiot and gamble ur hard earned wasge on UNI. Earn UNI by providing liquidity to the dex and either hodl uni or sell it when it hits above 10.
yw

>>23050334
>tfw waiting for my DAI address whitelist to process on coinbase pro

>>23050084
>So if you hold 1k UNI you will earn $1.30 per day
FINALLY I MAKED IT SIRS PRAISE GANESH

>>23050956
to be fair if you put UNI price at $3, that's $3k to earn $475 per year, that's 15.8% APY

wtf I'm all in actually

>>23051268
>Excited about $475/year
Holyfuck you're poor as fuck

It will be 0.20 cents per uni when it settles.

>>23051268
Once uni is on optimism L2 the trade volume and fees will grow exponentially. Think about it. If it got this big with eth's fees and conf time, how big will it be with almost fee-less instant transfers.

>>23051328
stop

>>23051317
excited about 16% APY you fucking retard

Am I retarded for holding this?

>>23051816
Sure feels that way about now

>>23048806
HAYDEN BETRAYED US

Not gonna lie, I sold UNI and switched to OMG, losing no money in the process cuz they were about the same price. OMG is pumping, UNI is dumping. I consider that to be the smartest decision I've made so far.

at this point is it even worth selling

>>23051342
Isn't Uniswap V3 all about making fees as inexpensive as possible?

This shit will never get back to ATH will it... hold me unibros

>>23051374
Ok ok.. 0.24 cent stable coin..
Thats fair.

>>23051951
>losing no money in the process cuz they were about the same price

>>23051917
Are you fucking kidding me. Just keep slow dumping.

observe COMP charts to understand UNIs future

governance tokens that moon right off the bat seem to follow a familiar trend

>>23048806
Biz shilled it so it went down. Always do the opposite of biz.

Sell now it will keep going down.

>>23052821
Bullish?

>>23048806
which part of the picture isn't clear?

>>23052821
isnt that a good thing t.brainlet

>>23052821

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS GOING STRAIGHT TO ZERO WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23052821
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Uni may have a future, but anyone surprised by the dump is full retard. They gave thousands of people FREE MONEY, did you really expect it not to dump like hell?

>>23048806
CZ set his bots to dump mode so he can buy all the UNI for cheap, get out whilst you an bros

>>23048806
I BOUGHT 25 UNI AT $4 AHHHHHHH

>>23052985

dude fuck this coin. ITS SHIT ITS NEVER MOONING

>>23052985
Oh I see. Oh, shh, shh. You know what Katie, you always was a silly ho. Imma tell you like this. I'm royalty, and I just gave the keys to the motherfuckin kingdom. How could you do this to me girl? Don't you remember we used to sing the alphabet together? "A, b, c, d, e, f," you know how it goes, "g." You treated me like you would treat a DOG. A motherfucking DOG in the street. Maybe this puppy wants to come in out of the rain, get some milk? Maybe this little puppy wants to go down to the pound house, and find him another bitch. What I 'posed to do with that Katie? Am I 'posed to put a collar on that? Feed you some biscuits? Ho, the way you treated me was undesirable, unwarranted, undeserved, unflattulous, unocomptous! That's why you a ho. Listen, I told you one time. Imma tell you two times: you lie to me once, Imma put your ass through a motherfuckin' wall. You lie to me twice, Imma start screamin'. Imma start screamin' on that ass. I be like, I be like, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That'll be the last thing you ever hear bitch. This car right here? They call me the Silver Bullet. They call me all kinds of things. They call me Argon, they call me Dark Child, they call me Night Master, they call me Peabody, they call me Peanut Arbuckle, they call me doorway, they call me pink dress... They call me Sweezy, they call me Go-Go Nuts, they call me Pineapple Man. Its like that. Every moment together with me, would have been pure, golden, obliterating light pleasure! Bitch, I'm angelic!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I was being sarcastic it obviously fly over your head, selling a piece of the largest DEX in the crypto industy an industry which only has 1% adoption is pure retardation.

>>23048806
V3 is going to be announced withing a month..

>>23053138
underestimating the power of retardation has been my most costly mistake. i agree man but im sorry the "i got this for free so its worthless" retard think is just too strong

>>23053138
Not really. Look at Binances coin. Binance is popular but its coin goes nowhere

>>23053164

HAHAHHA CYA AT

>>23053138
Selling at 8 and buying back at almost half the price is retarded yes buy high sell low

>>23048806
richard dumped uni for hex
now hex moons and uni recovers IF somebody whales it up

https://etherscan.io/address/0x8bdc2872e19bb7f294914e9b815161dc4a468d82#tokentxns

somebody knows something that we dont

hold on, UNI bros

>>23053249

what the fuck is this you PAJEET. THIS COIN IS WORTHLESS

>>23053304
a whale bought $1.3mil UNI in the last 3 days

this token will go back up

>>23053330

yeah sure, FUCK THIS SHIT

>>23053353
why are you gay

>>23048806
haha my PS5 is worth more than your meme internet money

wtf, there is literally no bottom on this shit.

>>23053366

CAUSE THIS SHIT KEEPS ON DUMPING FOR THE PAST FUCKING DAYS!!!

>>23053379

I CANT KEEP ON WATCHING IT FUCKING DUMP. THIS IS GOING STRAIGHT TO ZERO aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23053410
My body is ready

>>23053330
True but why ?
They have insider info ?

>>23053461

THERE IS NO INSIDER INFO HE IS GOING TO FUCKING LOSE IT ALL

>>23053471
He bought $0.20 ago. UNI isn't going to stay under 3.50. I'm watching his strategy.

>>23053471
Why didn't I sell at $7 you fucking niggers.

fuck bro’s... i hope it stops bleeding and moves upwards

>>23053705

H E W I L L L O S E IT A L L

I didn't get the airdrop..
I invested a significant amount of my money when it was listed on the exchange at $4.
>i didn't sell at 8.40
I swing my way up a few hundred uni when it was recovering from
$4 - $5 5.

Now I'm feeling so miserable holding these bags because they weren't air dropped for me.

Who remembers all those smug "heh this retard sold at (5, 6, 7...)" comments? This vindictive cunt remembers. YA SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A PS5 RETARDS

>>23053801

STRAIGHT TO FUCKING ZERO

>>23053817
>>23053805
>>23053804
>>23053801
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>>23053824

FUCK YOU

>>23053461
Smart money is buying for future cash flow ya dingus.

>>23053853

FUTURE MONEY IN HALF A YEAR WHEN THIS SHIT IS WORTH NOTHING???? IM SHORTING IT

>>23053824
yeet commies are seething, no one wants to join your trannie chat

i'm financially ruined

>>23053891

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23053891
This is incredible lol

>>23054028

THE PROJECT WHICH SHOULD HAVE MADE US RICH IN FUCKING RUINS!! THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE! WHAT WAS I THINKING FUUUUCK 70K GONE

>>23054028
Financially ruined by a free airdrop lol

hello sir??.
going back up?>
very anxiouts family
please respond

This is what we call OBLITERATION.
ANNIHALATION.
SHOULD HAVE NAMED THIS COIN THE TOTAL OBLITERATION DESTRUCTION AND ANNIHALTION OF THE WOMB TOMB.
CALL THE FUCKING FBI.

Oh shit it's at $3.25 LOL. THIS IS GOING TO BE AN XRP MEME SOON fucking kek

>>23054048
Holy shit did you really lose 70k rofl

>>23053099
So?

>>23054101
just bought :)

>>23053853
I know, I found the etherscan yesterday.

>>23054149

:( I sold it for -70k FUCK YOU UNI, but I just made 10k on my short, so -60k

>>23054363
shoulda bought a ps5 dude

>>23054363
This is the bottom dog

>>23052681
average UNI bagholder

>>23048806
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ????

Traded my free stack for Statera, feels comfy as heck

>>23054406

yeah, sure.

>>23054477
You're so desperate to crash this shit but October 16th is going to make you rope and I'm going to jack off that night thinking of you

>>23054515
based

Don't buy during times of delusion euphoria, don't sell during delusional panic.

>>23054515
Will we dump until October 16?

>>23054515
Why whats happening on Oct 16?

>>23054650
The synchronicity with xrp algo xlm and uni.
All will be same price.

>>23054515

mhm, ya sure. Enjoy holding a coun which shed over 400m in value over 10 days

>>23054600

yes

Never selling my free tokens.

>>23054363
Holy shit, you fucking ape. I'm down more than you but I didn't fucking capitulate. >>23054406
Is most likely right. UNI at $2 is unthinkable, everyone watching the bull run and following slaughter have been slobbering and gibbering about $3. Well now they have it.
None of the original side liners and nay sayers from the beginning have said they'll buy lower than $3, anyone claiming that now is pretending and trolling.
Tl;DR YA DUN GOOFD, THIS IS THE BOTTOM, $3 USD.

>>23054744
I sold 200 above $8 (srs) but I'll never sell my other 200, YOU HEAR ME KIKES? YOU'RE NEVER EVER GETTING MY UNIS

>>23054711
Its not too late for you, you know. I'd personally like it if you didn't rope but either way I'll be thinking of you October 16th

>>23048806
India won..
Thanks for free monies

its what happens when you give some 10s of millions of tokens out for literately doing nothing

>>23054766
Honestly it’s probably just CZ bots buying cheap UNI so they can control the token PRICE easier, he can then pump and dump at will.

>>23054766

Yes, exactly just like 4 usd was the bottom, and 5, and 6

>>23054766

My point being is that if this were truly the next MOON MISSION WE WOULD HAVE MOONED ALREADY. Now we are in the mode who will be the last fucking bagholder with the biggest drawdown adn tears down his cheeks. It wont BE FUCKING ME!

>>23054856
>if this were truly the next MOON MISSION WE WOULD HAVE MOONED ALREADY
well, that's just dumb and not true

>>23054856
October 16th ;)

>>23054896
Wud happen thems chum

>>23054917
It gets delisted and everyone gets binance bucks.

Uni to BUNI

>>23054896
Vault governance
IYKYK

>>23054816
This. Everyone hast his idea the defi bubble popped. The reality is CZ is squeezing everyone out of all the top defi coins so he can still secure his place when cex's die out.

SELLL NOW????

It's literally going to 0 what the fuck bros

>>23055084
sell now?

>>23055054
OR HOLD FOREVER!

The anon was right they're making Uniswap illegal this week

Get the fuck out of UNI now

>>23054856
Because BTC launched at $10,730, right?

>>23055084

it was a scam all along, just load on shorts and check in 5 days again.

ORB8 mooning

DYOR
https://medium.com/@Orbs_pro/orbate-a-brand-new-orb-concept-with-buybacks-3a5fc94ea06

https://uniswap.info/token/0xbef9fb5bea7c6b6670567334192a58e4b6524914

>>23055114

We got rugpulled thats all. Somebody has to take the L, well, I am so glad I got out now since this shit is going to 0

Is it under a dollar yet.

>>23052450
no, but maybe worth buying at 2.50

>>23052979
it means you seem like the type with weak hands, you should sell. Id love some cheap uni :)

>>23053171
lmao, this. I'm gonna double make it just by doing nothing and not selling my free uni and clovies

I'm sure no one feels bad for anyone who bought in without getting airdropped any. But how tf can you be mad over a max potential 4k gain...

Isn't this just a governance token? You don't get anything for holding it, right? So where's the value unless you want control of infrastructure?

>>23055237

STFU you already got mine.

>>23055670
you get paid in the governance token by providing liquidity.
You can hold the token as the treasury pumps it.....dassit....

the truth is that we knew this was coming (final shakeout)
15 eow

>>23053920
You are really fucking obnoxious man

>>23052473
ethereum fees not liquidity provider fees

>>23055774
>22 posts by id
>shorted the bottom

>>23055831

no fucking shit, you are on 4chan, what do you expect.

oh shit should i buy bros

>>23056333
No fren. Buy tendies and link.
Also breast milk.

Don't panic-sell at the weekly low lol

>>23056333
I just dumped another 1k in at 3.30. Let’s make some fucking money

>please god help me
t. stuck in the liquidation fagbox

>>23055670
>Isn't this just a governance token? You don't get anything for holding it, right? So where's the value unless you want control of infrastructure?
Think anon. Why would having a say in the governance of a fee-earning protocol be valuable?
>>23056246
You are the epitome of the over-emotional biz trader. Buying the top, shorting the bottom, and whining about it the whole time. You are going to lose another 70k on your short. Imagine losing 70k on the way down then another 70k on the way back up. Trader of the year right here.

XRP gonna hit 2k before UNI goes back to $5.

sold couple of days ago, no one called me stupid:
>>22995702

looks like I did the right thing.

>>23056517
Just wait

so none of you faggots sold and got into zilliqa instead? they just released a dex

lmao no wonder 90% of /biz/ is dirt poor.

This will only pump if/when the protocol switch is turned on in March or maybe before the mythical V3. I'm just trying to time the bottom.

>>23054688
sheeet, if uni is at 0.25 cents thats a fucking steal

>>23054774
based

>>23056442
nah

>get free 1000 bucks worth of shitcoin
>sell 3/4 when its worth 1500
>watch it nearly double in price
>hold because I'm up/don't care
>smart people sell
>retards buy in

>>23056333
>>23056363
definitely bought at $3.20

>>23056246
If you can't stand the heat, go simp in the streets

>>23055831

>>23057011

If you cant moon, suck a dick during high noon

>>23057129
>not using jigaboo
Ngmi

It's literally a meme coin with an unicorn as a mascot. What did you expect.

Rolin

0xbf5EE5448753555545476932d70adc4e2bFcb786

>>23056429

+30k on shorts. Closed.

>>23057293
>0xbf5EE5448753555545476932d70adc4e2bFcb786
Who's that?

>>23057311

Opening new 150k short

>>23057311
>>23057338
Thank you for the update

>>23057670


I´ll be back in the morning when this shit is sub 3 to cash my 30k so I broke even and all of you fucking faggots who bought in get obliterated.

>>23058086
Should I await notification on your arrival back

>>23059005
Mr Bigshot has made so much money shorting that he'll have his butler notify you instead.

I rebought 3k uni at $5.2 ama

>>23051951
anon, i...

>>23059357
how are you doing champ?
EOM/EOY predictions?

personally I think we'll see a moon around the 14th
IYKYK

>>23059832
I made that meme.
Tbh i made all the good biz memes.

>>23059832
Looking $7k in imaginary gains hasn't been amazing but I know it has to go up considering the market cap of binance.
Hopefully before november because I need to switch to eth before it gets the giant pump in Nov

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>>23059863
OMG IS THAT HECKIN BOGDANOFF?!?! BASED YO YOU ARE THE MOST ORIGINAL BIZ MEME DADDY

>>23059866
I was swing trading and doing well and decided to just hodl
I just have this feeling that it's going to enter double digits out of nowhere

$15 eoy

>>23060514
Ah yes the power of positive thought

>>23059316
Rofl
>AHHHH GUYS WHY DUMP I AM LOSE 70K
30 minutes later
>Haha have fun faggots I just made all my money back by being market expert

>>23059866
>it has to go up because of a coin with a different purpose and far more utility

>>23048806
People are still discovering they even have these free coins, and rushing to sell them when they see the price chart.

bump

>>23060827
this
I took a break from crypto and /biz/ in september and when I came back I saw that I had $1600 USD from free UNI. Sold that shit rightaway, that's my new 4K tv and Xbox SeX right there, 100% free

The first pump also had massive sell pressure from all the people selling their free uni the second they got it. Once fees are going to be given to holders and/or stakers, there will be a new round of fomo WITHOUT the massive sell pressure of people dumping the coins they second they got them. $18 is the new high in a couple weeks

>>23062324
Hell yeah brother now we can watch our BBC in ultra def. Also did you see that new Halo trailer OMG and don't forget Madden!!!

>>23062396
>$18 is the new high in a couple weeks

kek this shit is going to sub $1 my nigga
The summerbull is over, ''big coins'' in the top 100 won't do a x5 any time soon. Focus on smaller coins and be early

UNI is the only profitable yield farm at the moment, meaning yfi and all the scams are farming it like crazy and selling as soon as they can to distribute the rewards to their holders. It will never go up until the incentive period ends.
UNI will only go down faster in price as bagholders stop """averaging down""", yieldfarming profits will decrease in tandem, and the defi ponzi will collapse.

>>23050084
holy fuck is this true? im hodling HARD

>>23062786
>UNI will only go down faster in price as bagholders stop """averaging down"""
yea
>yieldfarming profits will decrease in tandem
sure
>and the defi ponzi will collapse.
yeah if UNI's price goes too low DeFi is over

damn it uniswap why did you have to release a token you killed defi

>>23048806
Made me look to see if I'm missing a UNI bullrun. I'm all in CORE right now.

>>23050084
I thought holders would get 0.05?

But big if true.

>>23063364
it's 1/6 of the current 0.3% fee which is 0.05%. LPs would then get only 0.25%

>>23063467
OK, I see. Not bad.

>>23053129
they call me peanut arbuckle

is this called the reverse moon?

>>23063639
Y-yep.

Can we get a $2 wanting room?

>>23063648
look how nice it looks upside down though..

>>23049840
$8.49?! Anon....I..... Wow

>>23049196
this anon called it

>>23063680

>>23053129

>>23062786
Fuck that would explain the slow bleeding.

>>23063713
that was me at work.

Sold a bunch earlier and waiting for the price to dip a little more before buying back in and HODLing.

I still think this is a great long term token.

never mind I was completely wrong about the protocol fee. The 0.05% would go to a Uniswap wallet

>Uniswap V2 introduces an additional fee to the protocol in the form of a “protocol fee”, that when turned on routes 0.05% of the transaction value to a Uniswap owned address. This 0.05% is deducted from the standard 0.3% fee on the exchange, so liquidity providers will be the ones losing out in the event this charge is turned on.

https://medium.com/@rossbulat/uniswap-v2-everything-new-with-the-decentralised-exchange-52b4bb2093ab

>>23063773
considering that apparently you actually can't earn any sort of dividends/rewards for holding it, I don't see any point in owning it at all other than if you're some millionaire whale and you want to have a say in the Uniswap protocol because you're providing millions in liquidity

>>23063680
Bobovision

>>23063747
>>23063278
If you bought uni you should sell. It will only go down faster, and this is not the bottom. So long as every defi scam is farming and market dumping, it will continue to bleed, and there won't be another round of hype again.

>>23063821
The problem with this .05%, and people buying UNI in the hope of future dividends is that it relies on:
>(a) using volume calculations from the middle of alt season, when even shitcoins like waltonchain have done a 4x since march
>(b) calculated the volume of UNI claims, and the trading of their UNI into other shitcoins, into that number, which will never happen again
>(c) an assumption that uniswap will maintain or increase its volume even without development
>(d) an assumption that swap protocols without gas fees (xdai, honeyswap, swap.loopring.io) won't atttact use
>(e) an assumption that people will continue to pay .3% liquidity provider fees when the "standard" is .2%
>(f) doesn't take into account the other 820,000,000 UNI to be released
In reality the dividends might amount to a couple cents per year, per uni.

never fucking selling
if they were so confident to give me free money im holding indefinitely

I just want it to get back to like 4.50 so I can get the fuck out. Got scammed by this meme.

>>23064113
You ll have to wait after the election.

>>23053801
dumm ass nigger, thats what you get for chasing pumps.

>>23064113
>he thinks it's going back to $4.50 ever again.
>it will never go above $3.50 forever.

>>23053180
Binance's coin is worth like $15 or $20 which is a major profit if you still hold your free tokens or bought under $3.

binance and uni wont be comparable, cause they are 2 different beasts entirely.

>>23064592
Uniswap is the most important thing in crypto currently

>>23063932
It's not money until you sell it.

>>23064624
could be. we'll see what happens.
i think there will be some monstrosity of creation that we do not even know yet, within 10-20 years...we're watching it being pieced together.

>>23048806
Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:

And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?

>>23064700
check, anon.

i'm gonna predict UNI will be $3.10- $2.80 by tomorrow morning.

>>23048836
all signs point to moon

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is there no end to this dump?

>>23065203
$1.50 should be the floor. I won't be there to see it though as I plan to off myself for losing my life savings buying this coin at the ATH

>>23065203
its the dump that never ends.
it will always dump infinitely.
even beyond 0.0001 usd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUJs31OdlmI


HOW LOW HOW LOW WILL I SLIDE.
I DONT BELEIV IN GAAAAAAAINS

Anyone else starting to perversely enjoy the drop? Like, as a holder?

>>23048806
Why doomp, sirs?! When buy more sirs!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjdlPeWCd8g

from 2mill to 2k. 2020.

>>23065420
every time UNI drops another $0.10 I punch myself in the balls and shout "Thank you Mistress UNI! May I please have another?!" I've been cooming multiple times a day so hard for weeks now

>>23056333
Be greedy when others are fearful, be fearful when others are greedy. This is a longer term hodl, fuck these weak handers

>>23065507
Go on......

>pnk coin investment down 50%
>oh uwu my free uni drop covered the losses!
>uni drops 50%
>be trans
>be british
I don't know how I am even still alive

>>23065507
BEATING ME BEATING ME DOWN DOWN INTO THE GROUND.
https://youtu.be/RwnvMqXmjwU?t=38

>>23065621
are you a semi-convincing trans at least? if so post discord. punching myself in the nuts and cooming when my UNI life savings dump on my head is fun but i'm sure a trans would be good too

Finally a sliver of green. Next stop, $10

>>23063918
What is first mover advantage? I sold my uni at 8, bought honey at 800 sold at 1.2k when chico shilled and bought back in uni at 3.50. Honey is fast, but difficult to use and doesn't have user base. Also Vitalik comes up w eth 2.0 or uni decides to move to xdai chain, and it's over.

>>23065777
it's because I just gave mistress UNI more money

>>23065792
Give her enough to get us to $10

>>23056333
Checked and yes.

>>23065777
Checked. 10$ by end of the month

>>23063324
I never understood the concept of "all in"

isnt the idea of investing to make money?

ngmi nigger. you are pathetic and you stink of curry.

>>23063841

When V3 gets announced I'm sure it will pump at least for a little. I'll sell some then.

>>23053249

Haha, it looks like his last transaction was the last of his money.

I feel his pain, DCAing into this dumpster fire has left my bags so fucking heavy.

>>23065859
uh no, sorry, but no-one gets to pump uni. she is a findom Goddess that takes money. she deserves it and we are all her slaves. i lost $15k to her so far this month. mmmm thank you Goddess. *punches self in the bollocks* you're such a beautiful token. please take my money my queen!

Wait, there’s idiots still in this faggot coin? Ha ha LOLZ. Dumped this shit show at $4.50 never looked back.

>>23065930
How do I invest in the words you are saying?

alright it's gonna pump.
go all in uni.
thanks for playing.

>>23065621
Don't buy surf.

>>23053711
I didnt even realize you had to claim them until it was $4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDjfLpbfR4o

>>23065255
Did people really buy large bags of this? I can't understand why. Being airdropped for free would obviously create an immense sell pressure. I guess everyone forgot the lesson of Bitcoin Cash: Giving people free money does not automatically mean they will buy more.

>>23066418
It had a good 5 month run desu

was gonna buy some UNI yesterday but i didn't. its fallen 13% in 24 hours. oof, what a meme shit coin.
So when is the time to collect my cheap bags? sub $1?

>>23066483
At this rate, $2 probably.

>>23066454
Yeah, people thought it might overtake bitcoin, but that free money sell pressure never went away.

>>23048806
BonFi, that's what's happening

>>23066617
Nah, the free money sell pressure went away pretty quick, they didn't keep airdropping unlike UNI which has a projected 100% inflation rate next year, the problem with BCH is that there was no real buy pressure once people realized it was ersatz bitcoin

I SOLD MY 400 UNI AT $3 AND REEEEEBOUGHT AT $8

I'm mining 10 UNI a week can you guys keep it above $3 for me? Thanks

>>23066859
same. high five pal. we are the chosen ones. we perfectly time the market. we are /biz/ incarnate

>>23066923
>mining 10 a week
STRAIGHT TO ZERO NOOOO

>>23066923
are you really going to sell 10 UNI every week? FIUUCK I am gonna get reky what do i do? shit i am scared ghuys do i sell now?i dont wanna eat monster dumps PLEASE HWAT DO I DO FFS??? IS IT GOING TO 0

Can anyone explain to me how this coin will ever pump again if whales are literally getting this for Free everyday? This is just a "rich get richer" and "poor get poorer" coin

>>23066966
shit ur right... the whale is gonna sell 10 UNI every week... shit i am scatred guys what shoulod i do? i need to sell NOW

>>23066966
The liquidity mining is only for a limited time

FUCLK IT SL ALL OVER GUYS WE ARE FUCKED UNI IS GONNA GTO ZERO ISNT IT???SHIT I AM NERVOUS

>>23066979
I think I am going to sell now, but first I am going to wait for some (You)'s to tell me that I am wrong. If they can't, I will sell.

https://etherscan.io/address/0x090d4613473dee047c3f2706764f49e0821d256e#tokentxns

seems like almost 25-30m unis will be locked for ever because nobody is claiming them anymore. imho uni is undervalued right now.

Guys I'm not gonna sell my 10 weekly UNIs please calm down

>>23067020
Okay ya whale tell me this.

When does your liquidity mining spree end? And should I sell now until you guys are done mining?

>>23067012
>10000s claimed in just the last couple hours
>nobody is claiming them
This ignores that liquidity pools are becoming larger components of the sell pressure as well

>>23067006
Honestly selling now is probably not a terrible idea if you have something else that is showing some growth.

Worst case if this picks wind again you can jump back in provided you aren't bagholding a different token.

>>23067075
The thing is, I don't wanna sell because I am afraid I will get cucked when UNI V3 launches and they do some sort of airdrop for people that are holding UNI. Then I would be SUPER mad.

>>23057311
+ 50k on shorts,

I told you to sell anon,

>>23056429


You did sell right anon?

>>23059005

Good morning sunshine.

>>23067120
I don't imagine a secondary airdrop for v3, like it'll be hype but providing any more free tokens is detrimental to uni from both a governance and valuation point of view.

Given that they have actual investors at the end of the day I don't think it'll fly.

>>23065777
This next week will be good as we head into the Fall bullrun to the pre 2021 primetime golden bullrun. Checked

>>23066194
huh, why not? I'm in the Aegis pool already

>>23067255
Ya but giving away free money is like COMMUNISM aka COMMUNTIY aka COMMUNTIY TOKEN

>>23065777

Checked. Green ID too.

any chance this will go back up next week?
should have sold when it was 7$

anyone not retarded knows that it will pump to $6 eow

>>23048806
I've lost a lot of money on this ship i hate u guys for telling me that this shit will moon

>>23067385

Anon, if you're looking for a quick win DIA should swing back up a few points during the murrica morning. I'm more convinced in it gaining 8% than I am in UNI right now.

>>23067472

no

>>23067472
Yes, UNI will go back up to $2.90 from its upcoming Friday low of $2.45.

>>23065777
$20 EOY CONFIRMED

>>23067592

This coin is the biggest fiasco of 2020

>>23067667
>This coin is the biggest fiasco of 2020
Nah, it was made to cockslap sushi on the face. And it did just that.

UNI is the next yield aggregator cumdumpster token.

When comparing it to CRV, the tokenomics are very similar.

2M daily token release for CRV vs 0.8M daily token release for UNI.

Both are farmed via liquidity mining and dumped immediately for yield.

The only hopium UNI has is v3/protocol fee distribution which will be disappointing once you run the numbers yourself.

Currently, you'd get a fleeting 10% APY from protocol fee distributions whilst the supply inflates and volume tapers off. ($125K per day at $250M volume distributed amongst eligible circulating UNI).

The fact of the matter is, both of these coins only serve the purpose of being dumped via yield aggregators like YFI/Pickle/etc.

Longing UNI would make you a total brainlet.

>>23062960
Return on your money is not worth the risk of crypto.

>>23050084
> UNI holders will effectively get 1/6 of the current fees generated.
Can I hold my uni on coinbase pro for this or must I move them somewhere?

>>23052681
he didn't lose any cryptomoney. He had 437 cryptocoins before the swap, and 437 cryptocoins after, so no loss.

i am financially disadvantaged

>go have dinner
>UNI drops another 10 cents
OH NO NO UNI BROS

>>23068050
No you have to put them in a liquidity pool

>>23067985
>$125K per day at $250M volume distributed amongst eligible circulating UNI
>46m/year

kek

WTFFFF WAS THAT

Looks like the < $3 is happening now bros lol.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiet we're going straight back to the $1 initial aren't we

>fell another 7 cents in 5 minutes
UNI BROS? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That’s it, I’m giving up. No way I’m turning green again in the short term

>>23048806
Whats happening is people kept holding and not selling it for UBXT, which has a much higher potential to grow compared at a low mcap

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23068368
that heap of shit has done nothing but dump since it started trading

BLEEEDING THROUGHHHHHH THE FLOOOORRRRRRR

how did this fucking shit get listed on every major exchange within 24 hours of launch, only to be dumped into the fucking ground?

Got my free 400 uni sold at 6.70. It’s an iq test

Kek this is what you get for spamming the fuck out of /biz/ saying you're gonna be rich.

THAT'S WHY
LITTLE SHITS LIKE YOU
THAT BUYS AND DUMPS COINS
ARE THE ONES I WILL NEVER STAND


CZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm down to 155 from my original 400. Feels so dirty to sell it now after sitting on 5 for so long fucking hell what do I do

>>23068629
You hold and hope for the best like myself and sell when it blasts pasts $10 per
In hindsight we should have sold at $7-$8 and bought back around $3-$4

no holiday for me, just an eternal 10% off of my holdings every single day

Imagine still holding Uni right now, terrified to sleep cuz of what it's going to be when you wake up.

>>23069036
Having $16k in it doesn't make me terrified. I'm just gonna go buy lunch and then fap to some eroge

>>23056932
holy shit are you me

>>23050084
>current circulating UNI supply
HINT

>>23051342
>. If it got this big with eth's fees and conf time, how big will it be with almost fee-less instant transfers
friction is what contributed to asymmetry

>>23054711
marketcap is steady. buyers are claiming ownership.

>>23054816
noticed on etherscan that majority of volume is now on binance. DUMP EET...

>>23055019
>this
wouldnt surprise me that binance behind vampire squid bots either. that pretty straight forward.

>>23069557
Seriously the more I hear about CZ the more pissed off I get. This guy is toxic as fuck.