/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23036784

>>23036784
>van
>hiking
>4chan
>pee jug

Buy a nice house close to the sea and work on my art. Travel often and create stronger bonds with my friends.

I’m going to make a mmorpg in the vein of Dark Age if Camelot but with a lot more realms including China, Japan, etc. and Archeage style housing and crafting.

>>23036784
Pretty much the same as right now, but my shitposts will be unbearably smug.

I could do it with literally one picture

>>23037200
this

>minimum of 10k a month in passive income from equities
>No debt
>small house but homegym,office and diy area
>Start a family with gf (or if we're not together I'll get a bugout van and live on the road)

Posting "fuck jannies" on 4chan all day

>fix my teeth by the best dentist
>take my skin care to the next level
>those french elite tier cosmetics
>do a full body checkup in Zürich
>hire the best physical therapists
>high quality food with best ingredients
>buy some nice Lacoste polos
>Salvatore ferragamo boots
>Rolex datejust jubilee
>pic related as a daily driver

>>23036784
The day I make it I’m leaving my wife

My wife and kids on a plot of land and we fund people and businesses that aren't pozzed

>>23036824
This, but with music.

>buy a penthouse and a obnoxious sports car
>fuck as many women and trannies as possible
>smoke weed and vidya.

>Get a place
>Fully working computer, fully working phone
>Pay for my college debt, my family's debt
>Pay for the medical things my gf and I need
>Live happily

Liquidate everything to cash, burn it, and the shoot myself in the head with a bullet made of solid gold.

>>23036784
that pic is the only pic that matters

>>23039222
beautiful

Flying around the world, having sex with 18yo high school seniors and smoking a lot of cannabis

>>23036784
As a straight woman, I could finally pay 20 year old Chads to pretend to let me choke them to death while I ride them. Let me tell you, being a sex weirdo of this caliber requires money.

>>23036784
I will hit the road, you film me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugezIlOgdLo

>>23039402
You're very based, m'lady. Post feet.

>>23036784
im gonna be a jannie

>>23039222
checked and based

Unironic volcel pirate king of a microstate in a 3rd world country. My compound alone stretches for miles, it's like the Vatican but with a better aesthetic, mostly neo-Gothic. Most of the time I spend making extended plays with my MIDI keyboard, which is now made of gold, all the rest of my time is training for raids and getting jacked and tan, and leisure. Locals pay tribute for protection and genuinely prefer my reign over their cringe dumbocrazy. Gathering forces to unfuck the US as we raid cartels and anything Chinese we can find on the sea. Most of my fleet is made of stealth submarines. I have a steady jelqing regimen and supplementing my diet with various organ meats, amino acids and test producing supplements to make my balls swell to the size of coconuts, with these I will impregnate almost everything on the coastline for many hundreds of miles, as well as a good number of onlyfans girls after the purge. My descendants will be the warriors of the next generations, carrying my genetic and cultural legacy as XRP warlords into space. Israel and Wall Street get nuked at some point. That's about it.

>>23039471

you may want to start with something a bit smaller and/or with better brakes.

>>23036784

>big house in safe white neighborhood on like 10 acres within 30-60min of major US city
>own property in several other states including fallout shelter innamountains for when WW3 hits
>porsche, tesla, range rover, etc in the driveway
>10/10 asian gf who I cohabitate and sire a few spawn with (no marriage, too risky)
>gf is loyal/monogamous to me but tolerates me banging other women on occasion

Open a little bakery in a small town somewhere and enjoy living for a while, spending weekends sipping espresso along the street at a cafe where they know me by name, know my order, and have it ready before i even arrive. No teslas or lambos or anything, just a nice quiet life without wagery looming over my head. Ill look for a wife, maybe have kids, and just live with the comfort of financial freedom.

>>23036784
Neet life without the money problem anxiety

>>23036784
The same but I don't have to pay rent anymore and I get to spend seven days a week at home playing vidya instead of two

>>23036784
never interacting with my family ever again

>>23039652

I should add if I become a multi billoinaire I would use my money to uncuck the family courts via Soros tier political ops and abolish alimony and child support

empty days filled with nothing of meaning, no fulfillment from anything, buying nice things for my mom and my brother and then i just wait until my mom dies before i kill myself and leave everything to my brother

>>23036784
>Comfy completely self-sustained mountain home with all of the accoutrements
>large lab for me to work on my projects
>musical instruments, creative hobby supplies
>husky wan wan and some cats
>comfy NEETdom

>>23039222
based anti fiat lad

>>23039613
The 650 then.

>>23039798
tell me about these projects anon?
I plan on having a science lab but mostly just to dabble and pretend im a man of science

>>23039780
Find value in yourself lad and find hobbies/activities you enjoy, there’s more to your life then existing to please others, even family.

>>23039222

>>23036784
Actually taking good care of my health and starting a family.

>>23039886
I'd likely just dabble too, I'm an engineer and would likely feel the need to work on stuff if I was a financially secure NEET. Would likely make robits and rube goldberg machines or something.
might try out some of the new tech with genetic engineering and CRISPR, seems pretty neat. Make some glowing amoebas that synthesize morphine or some shit. who knows?

Do something useful

Wake up in my oceanfront house in my waspy neighborhood. My beautiful blonde wife tells me good morning and hands me my coffee. My pure bred golden retriever leaps on the bed. Followed by my two children. It's sunday and we're headed to the country club. The kids have tennis lessons. The wife is meeting up with her friends for brunch. I spend the day golfing with my equally successful friends. Afterwards we all head to the club restaurant for a classy dinner. It's 4th of July. We wrap up dinner and head to the balcony to watch the private fireworks show the club has arranged. After the show a few close friends join us for drinks and cigars back at our house. The wives gossip in the living room while the men discuss the stock market and politics in the poker lounge. Everyone leaves and I bang my wife for 23 minutes until completion.

>>23039967
sounds fun anon... I want the lab to try to build robots and play with various ai... build myself a robowaifu to talk to and whatnot.
Tho will have to build her to not murder all the gold diggers that will try to steal my comfy gainz from me. make them do extra lewd things if they wanna gold dig.

>>23036784
not worth it

>>23040082
You can't just keep pricing out undesirables forever. WASPs seem to aspire to be nothing more than country club WASPs and that is what is contemptable about WASPs. Like there is no chimpout energy left in WASPs. It's like you only feel enough disgust to temporarily sustain a new real-estate development. I hope when my 23andme comes back, it shows I have Norman blood because I still have that vital energy in me.

>>23036784
Owning a decent home
Smoking weed all day
Playing vidya all day
Leaving the house only for groceries/squats at the gym
Taking the occasional 3 day stay at the local ski resort, sipping hot cocoa without a care in the world with my no-longer imaginary gf

>>23036784
lots and lots of whores

>>23040102
sounds comfy
I'd also want a big server rig for working on AI, could make some real cool shit, robowaifu's included.
also some sort of automated home defense setup would be a cool project, optionally delivered via robowaifu.

>>23037892
This sounds pretty nice desu, I think I want similar

Rabbit head shots at 800 yards

>>23037949
Wrong order Bucko
The day you leave your wife, is the day you make it

>>23039402
uh what

>>23040321
I mostly wanna do it for fun and to play around but I know once I get my lab setup and it has a couple of computers running those sweet ai programs i'll get right into it.
And yeah I want a home defence system be it armed guards or robo waifu ai...
I mean it tho the girls that date me will have to accept my geek side and that I work with "dorky" stuff and since they are gold diggers im gonna make them do extra lewd and humiliating things for it. now dance for my robo waifu they may or may not be recording your slut dance.
so least i'll have fun watching the gold diggers shove eggs up their butts for a hope at my money. dumb girls.

As for ai I think it'd be cool to start with simple stuff like a tiny robo dog that follows and barks and all that and later build a robo babe complete with 1980s surfer girl or valley girl replies. good stuff ahead.


why science and why a robo lab my fellow scientist? what draws you to it ?

>>23040549
Yeah, finding love after making it seems like a challenge, you'll always be worried that they're just doing it for the money. Though it would be fun to have that sort of power via immense wealth. You could make all sorts of fucked up things a reality.
>why science and why a robo lab my fellow scientist? what draws you to it ?
Hard to describe why, just always been into it. That's why I do it as a job.
Something is pretty special about getting some design to work just right, it's almost an aesthetic experience. It's really an unmatched feeling to see your idea manifested into reality. You also learn all sorts of neat things along the way.
What about u fren, same sort of mindset?

>>23040082
Excellent.

>>23040738
I find working with ai fascinating. I got to play with a leaked beta of a japanese waifu ai program that was very lifelike.... at times made me forgot I was talking to a digital girl. Very good. That probably got me more into it.. the thought I can program a waifu to load the missles and let the burglers eat a cannon barrage or to have someone tell me hey dork dinners done you forgetful guy or a robopup I can have follow me around while being full of pupper love.
And not sure how i'll find true love once I make it... I know girls will be after my shekels so I decided i'll just make them do extremely lewd and humiliating things to prove they wanna be around me... out at the store lift your skirt up for 25 seconds.... put this egg in your butt and lay it. sleep in the dog cage with bruno. Ok not really those but i'll always be looking for even the smallest of hints she's being a gold digger so I doubt i'll find love. i'll end up dating one of my robo waifu ai programs most likely. flesh females will just hurt me or end up laying eggs out their butt daily trying to prove they love me

>>23037949
Same

Fucking can't stand the bitch anymore.. she has this habit of asking questions she knows I don't know and it drives me apeshit... "Do you know how to say 'cat' in Russian?" "You do know the meaning behind that song, right?" "Do you remember how to do X?"

Just fucking go away.

>>23037755
checked

>>23040993
I think the paranoia would get pretty bad if you had that kind of wealth, you can never be completely certain someone isn't just trying to manipulate you to grab your bags.
I think robo-companions are still a while off, but with GPT-3 and the like they're now within the realm of possibility. By the time we make it they could be production ready. It's a bit sad in a way, but if it keeps my wealth safe it might be worth it.

>>23041234
I rather have a robo waifu than some chick dumb enough to shove eggs up her butt and lay them to prove she loves me. girls are dumb

I'll still come to biz on occasion just so that i can continue to shill STA. Not because i own it myself (i never have and never will), but because anyone who buys such a shitcoin doesn't deserve to make it, and I'd like to teach my fellow anons that valuable lesson sooner rather than later so that they can actually make it at some point in their lives.

>>23041519
tru

>>23038021
This but with music and weed

>sunlight from the veranda pierces darkness
>eyes open sun rises birds sing
>mistress 1 already awake and now giving morning bj
>nut on mistress 2
>take shower
>fuck mistress 1-3
>get dressed, eat breakfast, maid and cook suck dick
>turn on computer and shitpost on /biz/

>>23036784
i poop. you pick it up.
we all make it.

>>23041621
this but without the music

>>23036784
Live in a house near the mountains, stay at home all day playing video games and going to the gym, visit family around the world from time to time. I don't ask for much

>>23039471
>touring without a windshield
extremely uncomfy

>>23040274
Literally my life right now, it's boring as fuck.
t. early retired vidya playing qt gf having /fit/ NEET

Open my own gym, no thots allowed :)

>>23036784
Buy a massive farm and land, make it self sufficient, dedicate my life to writing and reading.

>>23042742
Same, except replace reading and writing with music and crafts.

>>23040082
I'm poor as shit and do/have all of that minus the oceanfront house.

>>23042698
What faggotry is this!
Open my own gym, call it "Thots Only"
Park Lambo at the front door ever morning, bang and get blown by different thots everyday.

>>23036784
No different just no 8hr work days

>>23042940
chicks are for fags

>>23036784
>buy a cabin in the forest
>smoke weed, make music, learn new skills all day
basically what I did while I was laid off through covid but in a cabin. I miss freedom bros. Every day my debt to income ratio shrinks though. I sure hope all those penny stocks I bought for $0.01 get to $1.00. If that happens Ill be rich

>>23036784
I move to a house in the country, where I can live self sustaining, with satellite internet and all the weed I can smoke

Pay a militia to get rid of people I don’t like

>>23036784
Thinking about BELLA more
She's really the one that got away
Now I just have a Sarah

>>23037649
based

>>23036784
I want to find some land I can build on, drill a well, harness solar energy, and grow my own food. I would cut out internet, tv, and even things like sewage and electricity from my property. I don't want to be connected to society for miles. I would prefer a beachfront or even a lakeside property where I can fish or go for a swim. However, I also like the idea of just being immersed by forest and mountains.

I would have a basement in my home completely soundproofed and insulated. I specifically want this to be the most serene, and relaxing part of my home. Here I would have instruments of all different kinds, and some offline software to produce music from it. I would also have art supplies to last me an entire lifetime, being able to produce whatever artwork I could think of until it's my time to go.

Hopefully once I'm gone, my property will be a sufficient imprint I will leave behind on this planet. I will leave the property under my mother's name and I plan to give my children a place to go and explore. I am actually going to be donating my seed to a spermbank so it will be a surprise to them once they find out that their 'dad' had this getaway place filled with art, music, buildings, projects, and whatever easter eggs they find.

Either that or I will die in a stuffy apartment with no friends or family.

>>23037200
Lol this so much

>>23041064
It’s “katyonic”
Dump dat bish

>>23037892
>Porsche

garbage
get a ZL1

>>23036784
>plot of land offgrid with a cabin in alaska near a river with a fireplace
>not too far from a town, but 10-20 miles at least
>a slightly used truck to travel back and forth
>solar system for deep freezer, a few lights
>a garden with tomatoes, potatoes, peppers, celery, carrots and lettuce, little bit of cannabis
>compound bow
>fishing gear
>books on trapping, survival, fishing, nutrition

>>23039652
>white neighborhood
>asian gf

>>23037892
>french elite tier cosmetics

jerk off to 2x as many tranies now that i dont have 2 work anymore

I will bribe overwatch programmers to buff Torbjorn and make him shit shield packs like he used to.

>>23037892
not bad, but take care of your soul

Literally just fuck cute trannys in the ass all day and play vidya.

>>23036784
Check myself into a mental institution for at least a year desu.

>>23039402
based ruta

>>23036784
It'd be just the same, only the quality of the chair/desk/computer/dwelling used in shitposting would be vastly improved
If I'm lucky/unlucky I might have a gold digger that lets me put my pp in her

>>23037200
Just imagine, no more store's budget brand tendies but having the name brand's and also a large range of condiments to dip those luxury tendies in!

>>23039222
One third Satan but fully based

I want to help kids who age out of foster care.

>>23037892
>do a full body checkup in Zürich
Been thinking the doing the same thing, maybe not in Zurich though. Better to find out if anything is wrong now than 20 years.

>>23037892
based

>>23043989
Is that.... A man?

>>23037200
Yessir

>>23043634
fuck off we're full

Buy lots of forests, let cute biology chicks take care of them, catalog them with the final goal of being responsible for lots of national parks. Choose a few and throw insane festivals in them while banging said cute biology chicks. Start a Revolution.
Gonna make it and you will read about me in the news

>>23039578
Nice. You're gonna need a crew so I'll join you.

>>23036784

>>23037200
my nigga

Probably just spend my time doing hobbies and gardening. Don't have anything to prove to anyone

>>23036784
A big fuck off house at least 5 minutes away from any other house. With good internet, running water, and electricity. A solar panel, a water pump, a small farm with vegetals, chickens and maybe a few pig. One of those huge fuck off dogs, like that breed from the Caucasus. A home gym. A woman who thinks this lifestyle is the best thing ever, and isn't a roastie wishing to roast it out in "the big city". A home gym. And then a very, very, very expensive computer being upgraded every year or two. Oh, and I would probably spend some time learning new things like painting and 3d modelling, see what I like and stuff

>>23045052
Protect nature

>>23044742
Only Based answer itt

>>23037892
you can do a full bodycheckup in top hospitals in india for $100

I would pay my servants outrageous salaries. Nothing says rich like having a rich janitor.

>>23039739
very fucking based

>>23036784
>live in my comfy house
>play DotA 2 all day