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I turned $250 into $12k gambling online but im too afraid to cashout the funds

>> No.23039950

afraid of what?

>> No.23039953

>>23039934
what do?

>> No.23039957

>>23039934
Greta is a young boy they put on hormones and forced as a girl

>> No.23039961

Unironically put it into chainlink and cash out in 3 years

>> No.23039972

>>23039950
the IRS and having to explain how I ended up with so much BTC

>> No.23039980

>>23039934
how many of you would dick her?

>> No.23039992

>>23039972

Pay your capital gains on it and they won't bother you. Otherwise only withdraw it in chunks.

>> No.23040003

Why would you stop now? Keep going and you'll make it

>> No.23040117

>>23039934
the irs is not gonna even notice your 12k, they only go after people who try to take out like 50k plus and even then its rare, usually its people doing like 100k plus that get a letter about it, stop being a pussy bitch and just pull it out, nothing will happen.

>> No.23040137

>>23040117

Funnily enough they mostly go after people on various forms of welfare (or claiming similar forms of government funding). Don't have the data on me but poor people on dependence are a lot more likely to get audited than wealthy folks.

>> No.23040146

>>23039980
I would take Greta as my wife and force my ideals onto her. She will hate me for it, but be the happiest she has ever been, and with being barefoot and pregnant all the time would be a bit busy to complain.

>> No.23040173

>>23040146
take your meds

>> No.23040199

>>23040173
Women are a riddle and the answer is always pregnancy. Greta will never be happy until she's filled with my big ol cock and out comes a child that looks like us.

>> No.23040214

>>23040137
It may have to do with the fact that the wealthy at least pay some tax, but the poor tend to try to just not pay any tax and that gets under the irs's skin. The IRS knows everyone is gonna pay less tax than they are supposed to but if you atleast give them something they will be fine with you, but when you just never pay any, they get you.

>> No.23040219

>>23040146
Have fun having a gremlin for a wife

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>>23040199

>> No.23040817

>>23040117
and you know this how?

>> No.23040984

Scared to pay taxes, instead will just lose the lot gambling

>> No.23041169

I don't worry about declaring crypto earnings because i only lose

>> No.23041230

>>23039961
Better yet, stake with the chainlink and make free gains without cashing out.

>> No.23041279

>>23039957
It's so aggressively ugly it wouldn't surprise me.

>> No.23041352

>>23039972
I don't think the IRS cares much about gambling. They just want their money.

>> No.23041435

>>23041352
That's why you only cash out what you need and use the rest to stake with like any smart person would do.

>> No.23041488

>>23040214

Yeah, they probably also do a terrible job of filling out their taxes, either screwing up their numbers by accident or thinking they can Jew the IRS straight up

It's our only well-ran government agency since it's the one that actually collects the money

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>>23041279
its a male

>> No.23041703

>>23041653
>its a retard
More accurate.

>> No.23041741

>>23041703
not mutually exclusive to be fair

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23041757

As we waste time talking about shitcoins, shes blossoming into a devastatingly beautiful young woman whose intellect and power will be terrifyingly bold and transformative in the new millennium and anons have less time than they think to prepare to become a climate-marine in the war against carbon polluters so as to make the world safe for their future tradwives and tradchildren.

>> No.23041780

>>23041741
True enough.

>> No.23041781

>>23041757
Now this is what I call shitposting

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>>23040146

>> No.23042026

>>23041279

down syndrome bro

>> No.23042181

>>23040146
alpha male