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>> No.23026021

What stocks to buy at open?

>> No.23026028

Shill me a stock I already have MSFT AAPL SPY BABA DIS V JPM BAC PEP HD UNH SNE

>> No.23026030

>>23026021
Don't buy at open nigger

>> No.23026031
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First for GPRO!!

>> No.23026038

>>23026021
Regeneron and gilead for the trump therapy play. TQQQ, MSFT etc for the strong tech rally after Friday’s small pullback

>> No.23026039

>>23026005
Before buying a stock ask yourself
>Does this spark joy with me?

>> No.23026088
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Going to shill a stock pre-market that will soon get the Trump Bump. Prepare your anuses.

>> No.23026091

I expect TQQQ to dump pre-market, hopefully down to $120ish. I plan on jumping in right around $122 pre-market. Huge upside potential tommorow especially if trump decides to relocate to mar-a-lago or the WH. This is the market to make it in

>> No.23026108

>>23026028
NEE 100%

>> No.23026140
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How do I trade derivates without losing all my money?

>> No.23026157

>>23026140
trade 500x leveraged cfds like a real man.

>> No.23026160
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23026160

The best bet is buy UVXY

>> No.23026169

https://influenza.rki.de/Diagrams.aspx?agiRegion=0
flu diagrams
as you can see, the first quarter of 2021 is going to be a wild ride
act accordingly

>> No.23026170

Pic explains the HYLN dump....makes sense. Going to buy in since they're going to ring the opening bell.

Just a Reminder: Renewable Natural Gas is far superior to simply relying on our age old, carbon producing electrical grid...which Tesla and other EV's use.

>>23026091
Risky move. Still don't know if Trump will croak. Maybe 3-6% upside versus 15%+ downside.

>> No.23026174
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23026174

Hey /smg/, what is a good reason NOT to invest in DG.PA (Vinci)

>> No.23026179

>>23026160
Fucking kek, bagholding since friday?

>> No.23026183

>>23026170
>Still don't know if Trump will croak.
kek
absolute state

>> No.23026184
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>>23026170
Forgot Pic...lol

>> No.23026189

>>23026169
>the world's really gonna end this time guys, I swear!

>> No.23026191

>>23026039
Unironically good advise.
If a stock sparks joy, you are a lot less likely to sell it at the slightest dip.

>> No.23026200

>>23026189
the point is that, since everyone forgot how virus infections work, people as well as governments will panic again

>> No.23026216

>>23026200
Friday was barely a little bump in the road and that was after the shock of trump getting the coof. With the pics and videos of trump released this weekend the market is way less turbulent than on Friday. Should be a massive pharma pump after trumps regeneron treatment. SQQQ baggies are on here trying to offload

>> No.23026222

Poll: are you selling everything if biden wins?

>> No.23026229

>>23026222
I sell before and buy back if he loses

>> No.23026232

>>23026216
I said first quarter of 2021. When, you know, people start do die of the flu again.

>> No.23026235
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>>23026183
For you and me, we're young. This Trump dude is 74, has shit diet and doesn't exercise. He's relying on medicine to make up for all the lack of self care.

If he dies, I swear to the lord above, I'm buying PUTS on Regeneron, Gilead and SPY ASAP.

1) No Trump
2) No Stimulus
3) Monday, Fed Reserve has day off because of retarded columbus day...means no QE
4) Biden victory

...all being priced in at once.

>> No.23026238

>>23026222
No, it's litterally gonna be stock black friday

>> No.23026241

>>23026005
sauce

>> No.23026249

>>23026028
Pep

>> No.23026253

>>23026200
No one wants to continue this lockdown lunacy in 2021.

>> No.23026255

>>23026039
That’s why I own HD. Nothing better than heading to the ol’ depot to grab some home building supplies

>> No.23026260

>>23026235
Imagine believing there even being an above 0.1% that Trump dies. Fucking imagine actually entertaining that thought.
God fucking damn.

>> No.23026267

>>23026232
Wouldn’t the flu be much less lethal this year due to increased public awareness of sanitation and awareness? Most people are wearing masks, and just about everyone is keeping their distance while in public. Also temp checks in schools and workplaces are the baseline right now.

>> No.23026270

>>23026253
>no one
if only that were true, but I'm sure more lunacy is yet to come
here, people actually seem to be HAPPY with the way a fucking cough has been used to revoke freedom and drive the economy into the shitter

>> No.23026282

>>23026235
Trumps looking healthy so that’s what the market is seeing. You may have clicked on one too many “trump is dying” posts on /pol/.

>> No.23026297

>>23026267
No. No, it wouldn't. As I said, some time last year someone wiped everyone's memory of viral diseases. Most of the retarded things people are doing right now are completely ineffective and people who actually knew how to not get the flu will continue not getting it.

The current "rise in cases" and the panic alongside it speaks volumes already.

>> No.23026298
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23026298

Also post physical portfolios

>> No.23026309

>>23026297
Got anything to back that up? People distancing and wearing masks coupled with regular temp checks will absolutely keep flu cases down. It seems you have forgotten how viral infections work

>> No.23026316
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>>23026297
This is Germany's last three flu seasons overlayed with meme flu cases of 2020.
All this nonsense sure was very effective.

All I'm trying to say here is that you should probably brace for impact in early 2021.

>> No.23026318
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23026318

will chinks finally make me rich?

>> No.23026327
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>>23026260
10% chance of dying.

My guess is crab until Wednesday post market.

>> No.23026330

These threads are fucking shit

>> No.23026332

>>23026309
>>23026316

>>23026327
bet you 10 grand he lives

>> No.23026345

>>23026330
SQQQ anon please put your trip back on

>> No.23026362

>>23026282
Looking healthy enough to be in a hospital....

We'll see what happens Mon-Fri.

>> No.23026387

>>23026362
You know why he’s in the hospital. He’s the president you need to be over protective of him. The fact that you’re trying to spin so hard leads me to believe you’re trying to offload your inverse bags that you jumped into on Friday. Fact is trump is looking good and even name dropped some pharma companies. Enjoy your bags

>> No.23026435
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23026435

>what do you call this pattern?

>> No.23026445
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>>23026318
when you look at that logo.... you think "wow this gonna me rich" ... ?

>> No.23026454

>>23026435
crabing

>> No.23026460

>>23026435
c-cup and handle am me right hahahaha O_O

>> No.23026464

>>23026028
I know this isn't /pmg/ but seeing as you've got tech, financials, and consumer staples already covered, might I recommend KL as extra defense against inflation:

> Negligible debt
> Legacy projects have AISC of <$600/oz giving stability if gold price busts
> Newly bought Detour Lake project 3x's their reserves and doesn't seem to be fully priced in yet
> Operations are in reasonably stable first-world countries (Australia, Canada) unlike some other miners

Alternatively, if you believe deflation will prevail, just get VZ, it's basically a bond. Also:

>BABA
I'm going to call you out here, you gotta get rid of that commie shit anon. The CCP is the enemy and indirect funding is still funding.

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>>23026387
We'll see. He got the virus Wed-Thu. Between Wed-Fri is the time period to watch out for.

>> No.23026488

>>23026435
>the 'uhhh' before the 'AAAH'

>> No.23026498

>>23026435
It's called "Feed me stimulus" pattern.

>> No.23026500

>>23026485
Yea the 48 hours thing on Friday will result in good news on Sunday. Wow it’s as almost as if the trump team knows exactly what to say to boost the market. Bullish

>> No.23026501

>>23026445
>investing in companies based on their logo

ngmi

>> No.23026523

what are the best divvie Reits to get into at the bottom lads?

>> No.23026550

>>23026523
>divvies
>REITs on top of that
lmao

>> No.23026562

>>23026031
>GPRO
How many quarters until BK?

>> No.23026570
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23026570

Will we ever have days this comfy again?

>> No.23026586

>>23026570
In January.

>> No.23026601

>>23026028
>le ultimate boomer portfolio

>> No.23026646

>>23026028
Home Depot is extremely based.

1) Hot Sector, housing, remodeling
2) Great Online Store
3) Plays on inflation
4) Stock only goes up
5) Pays dividend

The only negative is it's not an EV stock.

>> No.23026666

>>23026646
Dollar General will be a far more based choice in the upcoming years.

>> No.23026674

>>23026646
Yea I was thinking to just buy like $7k more of HD and just deleting my broker app

>> No.23026677
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>>23026570

>> No.23026698
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>>23026500
Another factor to consider is stimulus. It doesn't look like it's going anywhere. They have until October 9th based on the congressional calendar.

>> No.23026704

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.23026707

>>23026646
I don't understand going after HD instead of other 'higher growth' stocks - sure it might be stable & provide you with returns, but surely there are better options out there..
It's not like HD is going to be expanding it's # of stores / they've already capped out

>> No.23026719
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>>23026501
uhhh they have OK logo still nothing write home about

>> No.23026733

>>23026666
Not as good as Home Depot.

>>23026674
Microsoft comes a close second.

>> No.23026734

>>23026698
No stimulus was priced in about a month ago. People know that the senate is to going to accept the congressional wishlist.

>> No.23026762

>>23026707
Maybe HD just sparks joy for him in a way that you don't understand anon

>> No.23026774

>>23026707
1) People are moving out of cities into suburbs
2) Homes need maintainence …Home depot provides maintainence tools and materials.
3) More homes will be built as people are using real estate as an asset. Homebuilders likely to use Home Depot.
4) They sell expensive shit. Tools are not cheap. Appliances are not cheap. Their margins have to be decent.

Home Depot is a great pick.

I personally use them because they provide quality shit. Not like some Chinese Walmart crap.

>> No.23026777

>>23026707
>>23026762
This guy gets it. I love HD for some reason. I don’t even own a home but no other company in my portfolio makes me smile as much as HD.

>> No.23026798

>>23026523
I have AGNC in my notes but it's basically a perfect storm of sketchiness:

> Founded in 2008 (i.e. no proof of weathering a financial crisis)
> Portfolio holds mortgage-backed securities
> Finances most of their purchases via the repo market
> Brief look at balance sheet shows they're pretty heavily leveraged with short term debt

If you really think you can time the bottom, this is certainly something that would dump a lot with increasing defaults. Personally, I don't think we've seen peak defaults yet.

>> No.23026808

>>23026734
Are you a delusional bull or only see the brightside of things?

>> No.23026889
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23026889

Why is every post on stocktwits about le orange man? Wtf does anyone even talk about stocks on there?

>> No.23026895

Home Depot and mortgage finance like PFSI are the best shit you can own right now. Better than homebuilders themselves because competition is more intense

>> No.23026927

Cash gang

Cash gang

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>>23026005
So now that we know Trump is fine does market go up tomorrow?

>> No.23027024

>>23026985
He hasn’t even been symptomatic for more than a day or so

>> No.23027050

>>23026985
The liberal news stations are fudding like madmen. They’re speculating wildly, it’s a real disgrace

>> No.23027070

>>23026808
Why do you think the lack of stimulus is still a factor. It’s been mentioned for cause for the last month. People understand it isn’t happening anytime soon

>> No.23027084

>>23026570
March was a once-in-a-decade crash. Probably won't see anything like it for a few years.

>> No.23027099

>>23027050
They've got no choice, they know that when he comes out of it perfectly fine he's not gonna let anyone hear the end of it until the elections over, literally everyday there'll be another sound bite of him talking about how he beat the fuck out of Coronachan and gaped her tiny little Chink asshole.

>> No.23027112

>>23026889
Probably a hint that we are in pure speculation territory and nothing is based on actual value. Pretty scary. You know if Trump dies we will see armageddon.

>> No.23027140
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23027140

My gains is FAR GREATER THAN YOURS

>> No.23027146

>>23027050
Everyone is acting like Trump is BTFO by getting it, but he never said you can't get it. If he gets through it fine (seems like he is) then it is going to basically vindicate everything he's done in regards to corona.

>> No.23027153

I'v seen my both grandparents die and my mother works in healthcare, especially with the elderly.


You honestly don't know if Trump is going to die or not. He's old, if his body grows weak just from having to stay in bed that might that as they say. Death comes fast when you might least expect it especially when you're pushing 80. You wouldn't believe how fast a healthy and energetic man can lose his shape and die within days, virus or no virus

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>>23027146
>2020
>republicans give everyone free money
>democrats withhold gibs and become schizo conspiracy theorists

>> No.23027229

What do you think of Corsair Gaming (CRSR)?

It flat-lined on Friday at around $20-21 is the IPO rally over?

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23027238

An anon in the last thread told me about thinkorswim. After looking into it, I need a minimum of $25,000USD as a Canadian in order to trade. What the fuck?
What do my fellow Canadians use for trading?

>> No.23027255

>>23027238
Fuck off, we don't want your worthless money

>> No.23027277

>>23027238
>TOS
>worth a shit to non-US citizens
lolno

>> No.23027287

>>23027277
What would you suggest then?

>> No.23027327
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What the heck, I'm betting on Trump dying here. How can I short him?

>> No.23027362

>>23027327
you could also just burn your money
that way at least you still get some heat out of it

>> No.23027410

>>23027327
If he dies no one gets to drink tea and eat cake ever again. Requiem 5 a dream becomes the canon ending.

>> No.23027412

>>23027327
Might as well just bet on the knicks if you wanna lose your money

>> No.23027418

>>23027153
All of this goes 3x for Biden.

>> No.23027421
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>>23027362
There's a good chance of him just booking it sempai. I don't think most people understand how frail people of his age are, stay in bed and you might not come back up. Ain't there no drug to cure your muscles withering

In all honesty he doesn't even have to die, Trump being incapacitated for a month will have the same effect.

>> No.23027423

>>23026298
wrong thread fren

>> No.23027441
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23027441

>Trump lives
>gets re-elected
>golden bull run for 4 years
God I’m gonna coooooom

>> No.23027448

>betting against usa
ngl ngmi

>> No.23027457

>>23027229
i'll consider buying in like 6 months after the IPO like any other IPO once early investors or whatever you call it again are allowed to dump their shares

>> No.23027466

>>23027421
>There's a good chance of him just booking it sempai.
you are absolutely nuts if you unironically believe that, man
you do you, but jesus christ

>> No.23027467

>>23027229
i don't know anything about them but my gamer friend says they are a good long hold. he doesn't know shit about finance and has lost money during this insane rally, so I wouldn't trust anything he says

>> No.23027473

biden is war mongering to go to war with brazil wtf

>> No.23027484

>>23027153
Some people are fighters and some people are tired and just want to go to the light. Trump is a fighter

>> No.23027498

>>23027466
I don't see it as that nuts anon, healthcare has its limits. There's only so much you can do to keep someone functioning, not just alive.

>> No.23027499

>>23027238
i just use my bank and shitty commissions (im not daytrading anyways since it's a TFSA) until I eventually transfer it over to Questrade or IB

>> No.23027510

>>23027498
it's a fucking cold, man
get a grip

>> No.23027529

>>23027498
You're talking about Trump like he's Biden. Biden would have been dead yesterday. Trump will be fine.

>> No.23027532

>>23027510
You don't understand bro, the world is REALLY ending this time, good thing I've still got 100's of cans of sardines left from March

>> No.23027534

>>23027498
President has pretty good healthcare

>> No.23027536

>>23027287
Cucknadians get cucked like always. It's either questrade or ibkr, and ibkr is far more expensive in the long run (gotta pay for data on NYSE, data on Nasdaq, data on OTC, more data on CBOE, even more data on... all for just L1's, if you want L2's you're outright getting robbed. Snapshots are always extra). Their platform is also such garbage you'll want to use at the very least tradestation-global (third party, non-US only, free to use but skims fees off your transactions in excess of what ibkr already charges. Well worth it given how terribad TWS is, literally unusable shite). Questrade is pretty good but the minimum transaction costs are higher ($5 vs $1 for ibkr). However, their maximum transaction costs are also lower ($10, v.s. 1% of trade value for ibkr). They both charge the same per share ($0.01).
You get free data with questrade and the platform is actually usable, but their tech support is absolute dogshit (though ibkr's is even worse).
Questrade gives you ibkr equivalent of $200-500/mo worth of free data, plus another equivalent >$3000-5000/mo worth of data fully rebateable for $90/mo if you go with the advanced trader data (if you generate more than $90 worth of commissions, the data is free, otherwise you pay $90 for the month. $90 worth of commissions is max 20 trades, so you're always going to reach it if you trade at all).

>> No.23027574

>>23027510
Yeah but he's old. Niggas of his age literally pop from being forced to stay in bed for months.

Why do you think stuff like broken hips kills the elderly? Because they can't move, their bodies break down as they lie in bed.

>> No.23027585

>>23027498
he was given antibody treatments for covid, the more worrying part was if he might get some hypersensitivity reactions to the treatment itself. Seeing as he's fine, then he's past the worst of it and the treatment is working
REGN will moon this week for sure

lol at the dummy thinking anyone cares about the broad-spectrum remdesivir that GLID has

>> No.23027595

>>23027574
>>23027421
Why do you guys keep talking about being bedridden for months? Trump is working from the hospital, he isn't even in bed now, much less for a month. What are you even talking about?

>> No.23027601

>>23027574
I don't even know what to tell you, Anon
please try to get a grip again

>> No.23027604

>>23027536
Thanks anon
I just watched a video about questrade and I think I'll look into it

>> No.23027612

>>23027595
>He isn't even in bed right now
Open Reuters anon, that's all you need.

>> No.23027614

>>23027574
don't compare hip fractures to a covid infection you retard
that's demeaning the seriousness of hip fractures, mortality rate of that is like 40% within 5 years.

>> No.23027619

>>23026170
>>23026184
I too am hopeful for HYLN but be mindful that the stock could be greatly over valued at the moment.

>> No.23027645

>>23027362
>>23027412
>>23027466
>>23027484

>Obese, 74 year old man
>"Yeah haha he will be fine guys I promise"

>> No.23027653

>>23027614
>that's demeaning the seriousness of hip fractures, mortality rate of that is like 40% within 5 years.
Yeah, that's thanks to loss of rotor function. Same thing happens with covid you become bedridden.

>> No.23027654

>>23027612
I just looked at it, it's reporting the same as everyone else. He's doing fine.

>> No.23027671

>>23027653
>Same thing happens with covid you become bedridden.
No you don't. Not unless you need a ventilator, which is a small percentage of people. And even then it's like a week, nothing like a broken hip. Retard.

>> No.23027699
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>>23027654
TRUMP GOING TO DIEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23027715
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>Why yes, I do post complete bullshit, that I know is bullshit, on /smg/ and present it as facts to pump my bags.
>buy my NAK, CLF, and GME. Trump is going to pass a stimulus and open my mine any day now

>> No.23027738

>>23027671
>Not unless you need a ventilator, which is a small percentage of people.
You know you can be bedridden by just the virtue of being sick?
>And even then it's like a week, nothing like a broken hip. Retard.
Week is all it takes really, I'v seen it happen so many times.

>> No.23027752

>trump dies
>more and more whites flee cities due to Democrat policies, HD stock goes up
>trump lives
>golden bull run continues, HD stock goes up
I see no reason not to invest in this wonderful company

>> No.23027758

>>23027715
No one has told you NAK is a sure thing. If it gets passed it will make you a shitload of money, if it doesn't it doesn't. Nothing tricky there. CLF just bought the third biggest steel producer in an effort to make American steel important again. Again, the onus is on you to do research and weigh the risk and benefits, don't blame people for telling you about a company like a retard.

>> No.23027783

>>23027738
Maybe to some, but thinking it will be like this for Trump is pure delusion.

>> No.23027788

Remember to invest in TQQQ when trump announces he's cured of covid. Easy gains.

>> No.23027823

>>23027467
>buying corsair because your friend overpaid for his gaming setup
My fucking sides kek

>> No.23027830

>>23027788
It will be too late by then
By now

>> No.23027835

Imagine not having public healthcare as a 1st world country in 2020.
Imagine having to pay 5k to go on an ambulance.

>> No.23027869

>>23027835
Yea I love it because UNH has been printing money for me for a few years now. Literally free money.

>> No.23027880

>>23027830
Buying now would be fine. I think it will go down a little bit more though.

>> No.23027891

>>23027788
>Not buying TQQQ pre-market tommorow when it dumps

>> No.23027945

What's up with MO's jump in gross margin?

>> No.23027965

>>23027835
Switzerland has one of the best healthcares and it's not free or universal. Instead everyone is required by law to choose a private insurer.
Canada and the UK have the two worst healthcares in the world by far and they're both free healthcare. Canada's doesn't actually cover shit, but don't tell anyone or they might freak. UK's applies even to non-citizens.
Brazil's public healthcare is far better than Canada's, it's still shit with stuff like doctors not being able to change gloves between patients because there's no money to buy gloves, or not having standard drugs on-hand for necessary tests or procedures.

>> No.23028012
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23028012

So we got a 3x fund for line go up (TQQQ). A 3x fund for line go down (SQQQ). But is there a fund for line go crab?

>> No.23028060

>>23028012
TQQQ for crab days too

>> No.23028063

Tell me how buying banks right now isn’t a literal no brainer

>> No.23028094

>>23028012
Sell a strangle.

>> No.23028097

So I just watched The China Hustle the other day and I don’t think I’ll ever invest in China ever again. Maybe BABA? But idk, the movie left a sour taste in my mouth.

>> No.23028099

>>23028012
This is what I've been doing the entire week. Just trading TQQQ and SQQQ. I was down 900 bucks last week and now I'm only down 300 with this simple trick

>> No.23028121

>>23028099
Swinging TQQQ is what it was designed for. Definitely picking some up Monday for the trump health bump

>> No.23028153

>>23027238
Wealthsimple for stocks, Questrade for options.

>> No.23028166

>>23026260
Imagine believing that being the president somehow makes you immune and inmortal

>> No.23028195

>>23028166
The combination of leading an active lifestyle and having a top notch medical team negates the coronavirus almost entirely. He’s not some 60 diabetic nigger that hasn’t seen a doctor in 15 years

>> No.23028201

>>23028097
>needed a documentary to convince him not to trust the chinks
At least you saw the light now fren

>> No.23028204

Do people really expect a green Monday after trump getting corona and no stimulus due to senate being cancelled? How retarded can you be?

>> No.23028216
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23028216

>>23027410
You sick fuck

>> No.23028226

>>23028097
Bilibili, alibaba and baidu are safe. Just don't invest in random china stocks is the conclusion. Never believe them either. But bilibili already produces stuff and is huge (it's the disney of china now), alibaba is amazon and baidu is google. All 3 are government-sanctioned so they're not going anywhere so long as the government is in place, and they're essential services in the modern world.
Personally I just never touch china no matter what.

>> No.23028227

>>23024267
>>23026088
Is this the most obnoxious thing one can post on /smg/?
Can't believe this faggot posted 12 more times and it's all low quality stuff about his bobo Trump death fantasies.
Where's WT Snacks with the hammer you need him?

>> No.23028232

>>23028153
I heard wealthsimple is very limited and not as good as Questrade

>> No.23028270

>>23028201
Wasn’t a fan of them since they made this whole year a fucking write off, but it kinda solidifies my hate for them. The fact that they encourage to swindle foreign investors is sickening.

>> No.23028273

>>23028166
It is actually the closest you can come. You have hundreds of people working with the bleeding edge tools and tech to keep you alive.

>> No.23028275
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23028275

imagine still believing that the hoax beer flu is dangerous

>> No.23028278

>>23026318
I'm getting Ant Share vibes!!!

>> No.23028293

i have 1.66 USD right now

tell me how to get rich

>> No.23028304

>>23028195
Young people die from covid too. Nobody is safe just because X or Y. Trump is old and fat so he has a lot of chances to die.

>> No.23028307
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23028307

SQQQ CALLS
USO PUTS

>> No.23028308

>>23028232
>Wealthsimple for stocks, Questrade for options.
Just based on what he said, I'm guessing that's why he said that. People probably prefer Questrade because you can do options, but it probably has more fees.

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23028314

>>23028304
>>23028275

>> No.23028318
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23028318

I'm voting for Trump.

>> No.23028321

>>23028304
>young people die of covid too
Yeah. Extremely unhealthy young people.

>> No.23028322

>>23028273
This is not a normal situation though. They are still testing the treatments.

>> No.23028332

>>23028308
I've been watching videos on questrade by some Canadian dude and he said Questrade has lower fees. But I don't know. I'm new to all this and nowhere near ready to spend money. Just trying to figure this all out first and learn about it

>> No.23028336

>>23028318
same

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23028339

>>23028318
based

>> No.23028345

>>23028304
>Young people die from covid too.
That's a disingenuous statement. The number of deaths doubles every 10 years you move up.

>> No.23028358

>>23028332
I wish I was Canadian so I could help you out, sorry.

>> No.23028372

>>23028314
Imagine being so brainwashed that you ignore the news from other countries, where they don't lie as much. A 11 year old from Spain died a couple of months ago, a 18 year old from Europe lost a leg after being in coma. I bet a 74 years old fat man has better health than young people... Yeah

>> No.23028379

>>23028232
It is limited, like for example if I wanted to buy PLTR on IPO day (I didn't) I didn't have the option to. It was added the following day on Oct 1. Wealthsimple is free commissions for leaf stocks and 1.5% commission (for both buying and selling) for trading US stocks. It sounds terrible, but if you only have <$10,000 to invest, Wealthsimple is better for you. Their customer service is pretty good in my experience as well. Just make sure you don't make the same mistake I did and open a Personal account instead of a TFSA. If you have a small account, Questrade will eat you alive in commissions, so if you plan on doing a shit ton of option trades, pay the $80 or whatever it is a month for the advanced trader option.

>> No.23028384

>>23028358
I appreciate that anon. I'm sure I'll figure it out

>> No.23028387

>>23028372
It's going to blow your mind when Trump is on Twitter healthy as fuck in a few days.

>> No.23028404

>>23028308
wst has no fees for canadian stocks, but also no data (15m delayed), 1.5% fees both ways on US stocks (suppose you buy $100 worth of stocks and sell for $200, that's $95.5 profit. If the trade goes sideways and you buy at $100 and sell at $90, that's a loss of $12.85), no extend hours, no options, no warrants, limited stock availability (they manually decide what they let you trade), may decide to ban you with no warning if you are daytrading (no further details given), mobile only, no real tooling for charts, only limit, stop, and market orders (and they cancel after 90 days), etc. etc. etc.
Basically, never use wst, it's useless except if you want to trade on less than 1 week intervals on many stocks at once with large position sizes.

>> No.23028417

>>23028387
I'm not saying he's going to die. I'm saying that he has a lot of chances to die due to his age and weight.

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23028418

>mnuchin gets cucked by a black bull
is this bullish?

>> No.23028419

>>23028379
Thanks
Maybe I'll start out with WealthSimple and change later on down the road

>> No.23028440

>>23028419
>>23028404
Kek
Well nevermind then
I'll do some more reading and watching before I do anything

>> No.23028449

>>23028332
Wealthsimple has 0 account minimum while Questrade has a $1000 account minimum to open up an account. When I first started, I put $200 in Wealthsimple till I felt comfortable that I wasn't gonna be retarded with my money and then I slowly put in more.

>> No.23028458

>>23028419
If you're dead set on making this mistake, careful because wealthsimple and wealthsimple trade are NOT the same thing. Different accounts that can't communicate between each other, and different apps too.

>> No.23028500

>>23027229
As a gamer I have a high opinion of Corsair. Of the 3 PCs in my house 2 of them have Corsair RAM and PSUs.
I don't think they'll blow up huge anytime soon, and the GPU market provides more volatility,
I just looked them up and I wish I'd known they were going public, I'd have bought day 1 just on name recognition. Might be something good to watch, might grab some on Monday for a swing or possibly long hold, depending on what it does.

>> No.23028504

>>23028417
Oh yeah, that is true. I'm pulling for him.

>> No.23028507

>>23028440
The brokers I looked at when doing research were Wealthsimple, Questrade and IBKR. They all got positives and negatives, so pick one that fits what you want to do. I personally hate IBKR's interface, so I crossed that off the list pretty quick.

>> No.23028526

>>23028195
>>23028304

Ive been treated at Walter Reed before. Even the most basic ass nurse there is better than 95% of doctors in the US. You have no idea what the mentality of the staff is there.

THEY. WILL. NOT. LET. HIM. DIE.

Half the staff is recently back from Iraq and Syria and the other half are med students that couldve gone to Harvard or John Hopkins if they wanted to but decided to servemycountry.mvk. Not to mention the Bethesda/Rockville vaccine community that want to use Trump to switch the anti-vaccine narrative in this country.

anyway buy

VXRT
RGEN
PLUM
HTGM

also just a breadcrumb for yall...look up vaccine/medical research tickers in the DC metro area-they'll all explode when he recovers.

>> No.23028564

>>23028449
>>23028458
>>23028507
I'm leaning towards Questrade I think. But I'll look into it more. Thanks anons

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23028604

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc0ZDaAZQT0&list=RDhc0ZDaAZQT0&start_radio=1

>> No.23028617

>>23028307
Sure of you want to lose money. Bag holding since Friday?

>> No.23028618

>>23027965
"Free" Healthcare.
As someone who pays has 40% deductions every paycheck for taxes and other shit I can only laugh

>> No.23028641

>>23028372
holy shit, an 11 year old died.
In canada out of 9600 deaths, we have one under the age of 20, 10 or 15 under the age of 30 who died.
Get a grip

>> No.23028667

>>23028604
Cute MV, shitty voice desu desu

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>>23028526
At this point I'm just cataclysm buying and it's been nothing but profitable. Every time someone panics and freaks out about the instability of a future for (sector) I just buy the inevitable dip, because they have literally only ever stabilized and given me more and more profits. If any one of them results in an actual titanic collapse, I'll just laugh at the horror and take my losses as admission to the world's devastation. If Donny-T dies from this coof, I get to laugh at his misery and MAGAtard tears for the weeks to follow. If he survives, I rake in another stack on these 200 shares of RGEN.

>> No.23028691

>>23028372
Vast majority don't. I don't wish poor things for him, except to lose the election, but he has day of testing, and immediately received the world's best medical treatment. Chances are he makes it. It's still tenuous though.

>> No.23028724

>>23028604
Whose the cutie? I see her posted here all the time. Is that kneepad?

>> No.23028750

What's the GME forecast for this week?

>> No.23028775

>>23028750
I don't know about this week but the forecast for next month is COOM

>> No.23028815

>>23028417
the difference is he's the president and has access to literally the best care in the world that even money cannot always buy
that 10% mortality for elderly? That's for people who don't have access to hospital care or biologic drugs that are still in clinical trials

that mortality includes people, even healthcare staff, who just die at home with no medical attention at all. Some of them are told to just quarantine at home even if they are elderly, and wow what a surprise that they die because no one is looking after them when their situation changes

I'm not going to say that trump is going to survive 100%, but even if he wasn't president, his chances of survival would still be ~90%

>> No.23028818

The Senate is going to pass the bill and Trump is going to recover fully from the flu. The stock market is going to be green this week

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guess

>> No.23028850

>>23028372
Oh damn, an 11 year old died from peanut allergies in my town yesterday. Guess that means I'll die if I eat peanuts cause they're healthier than me.

>> No.23028857

>>23028526
Opinion on NVAX?

>> No.23028866

>>IF EVERYTHING CONTINUES AS IT IS NOW TRUMP BACK TO WHITE HOUSE AS EARLY AS TOMORROW
(loosely paraphrased)

>> No.23028902

>>23028850
#BanPeanuts #FlattenTheNut

>> No.23028944

>>23028372
lol fuck libs and fuck masks. 'Merica

>> No.23028953

>>23028750
i always have this assumption that it's going to have a pullback back to mid $8 anytime especially since there's no known positive catalysts in October

>> No.23028976

>>23028953
That was the bullish case from my analysis last night.The realistic case was ~7.5 pullback and the pandemonium case was $4 or so.
The first target before any pullback after hitting the current pullback target will be ~$20.

>> No.23028980

>>23028866
Sauce

>> No.23029013

>>23028980
The Press conference the medical team just had - I'm sure there will be news headlines in the next 15 mins
I tried to find one and this was the only one currently available
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/coronavirus-live-boris-johnson-speak-19045986

>> No.23029031

>>23029013
moooon

>> No.23029041

>>23029013
Bullish. Loading up on TQQQ premarket

>> No.23029048

>>23028815
His chance of dying is low but he doesn't have access to much more effective treatments than the average person. A large hospital in a city should do an almost identical job. The only thing he got extra was an unproven regeneron cocktail. Given his age and weight he stands a good chance of having a prolonged hospital stay. Covid is more a marathon than a sprint. I'll believe hes fine when hes back to tweeting like a mad cunt

>> No.23029079

>>23029048
>Covid is more a marathon than a sprint.
absolute fucking state of people like you

>> No.23029097

>>23029079
Nigga I work in a hospital and have been involved in 100s of patients treatments. You some burger flipping incel

>> No.23029100

TRUMP 2020 HE WILL LIVE

>> No.23029101

>>23029013
>>23028980
>>23028866
>>23029031
>>23029041
Great chances of them playing up the good side and then nothing changing overnight and he stays in the hospital, meaning people will dump even more than they already were going to. 74 year old obese man gets corona and is suddenly fine after a weekend in the hospital? Doubtful

>> No.23029111

>>23029097
you're a brainwashed libtard, the rope is for people who perpetuate this obvious power grabbing scamdemic.

>> No.23029119

>>23029097
Cringe
>>23029111
Based

>> No.23029126

>>23029101
Okay but you’re going to miss out on some nice gains

>> No.23029135

>Trump may be back in WH tomorrow

what should I buy before the big bull day tomorrow?

>> No.23029137

>>23029097
>Nigga I work in a hospital
kek funny how EVERYONE I call out on that retardation works in a hospital, real coincidence
guess what: my grandfather died because of mentally ill people like you thinking a fucking cough would be the end of the world

>> No.23029148

>>23029126
I've got a chunk set aside to throw into TQQQ or FNGU if things improve. Otherwise I'm looking to ride UVXY and DRIP into the sunset while people freak out about a sick president and congress doing fuck all to pass more stimulus

>> No.23029167

>>23029097
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in John Hopkins, and I've been involved in numerous secret surgeries on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed patients. I am trained in gorilla healing and I'm the top surgeon in the entire US hospital forces. You are nothing to me but just another patient. I will wipe your illness the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of doctors across the USA and your virus is being analyzed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your disease. You're fucking saved, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can save you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed surgery, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Doctors Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable plague off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your illness and you will drown in bills. You're fucking broke, kiddo.

>> No.23029171

>>23029135
Too late unless you have access to pre-market

>> No.23029174

>>23029137
I'm sorry about your grandfather, anon, I'd blame the Jews in the media for the overreaction to this though.

>> No.23029176

>>23029101
>74 year old obese man gets corona and is suddenly fine after a weekend in the hospital? Doubtful
what if the killer cough isn't quite as deadly as you might have thought?
but that would mean that you were wrong all this time, that simply won't do

>> No.23029178

>>23029101
You severely underestimate how effective remdesivir & convalescent plasma are in particular when used at the very early stages of covid. There are few people who get tested as frequently and there are few patients who received intervention anywhere near as quickly as he has
If every covid patient received the same level of care that early after catching it, we wouldn't have 1,000,000 deaths worldwide

>> No.23029186

>>23029048
Someone hasn’t done research on what Walter Reed is and the fact that it’s across the street from NIH and in the heart of vaccine/medical research community in this country. He’s getting 100X better care than a large hospital anywhere.

>>23028857
It’s a good Covid play, I just don’t see it going up that high from here for a while. They’re a good long term play. I’m far more excited about a VXRT recovery. They’re doing oral tablets instead of needles which fixes all the logistical problems of regular vaccines (room temp and easily transportable-so way better chance of being the national mandated vaccine) they’re doing trials now, they’ve been doing flu vaccines for a while, their tech is solid, team solid. Bigly buy

>> No.23029203

>>23029048
>but he doesn't have access to much more effective treatments than the average person.
no
i just said some people are dying because they are told to just quarantine at home with no medical attention. I wasn't exaggerating when i said people are dying at home

>> No.23029214

>>23029174
I blame everyone supporting this lunacy in any way desu
the man was 95 and it's a fucking disgrace he had to spend his last months completely isolated, leading to a very quick deterioration of his health and mental wellbeing
one of his other grandsons wasn't allowed to visit him a day before he died, that's how insane this shit is

>> No.23029227

>>23029111
Good god you are stupid
>>23029137
Good. I'm glad hes dead your retarded ass should jump off a bridge and join him

>> No.23029256

>>23029178
>>23029176
I don't disagree with the idea that he's getting much better treatment than anyone else, but I'm doubtful that he'll be back in the White House tomorrow. That seems like typical sunny press conference language when they know the markets are watching for any sign of weakness. Trump also knows the market is hanging on his condition so I wouldn't be surprised if he is expressly ordering people to downplay any negativity

>> No.23029265

So boys how much are we shorting cineworld?

All cinemas about to shut in the uk and 500 people to be made redundant

Sounds very VERY bearish

>> No.23029275

>>23029186
100x better care how? Convalescent plasma - probably better but max twice as good as what's available to other patients. Remdesivir- widely available. Appropriate supportive care - cornerstone of any large hospital

>> No.23029282

>>23029265
you are like 6 months too late
at this point i'd be more worried about getting fucked by a short squeeze a la HTZ-style

>> No.23029302

>>23029282
Cineworlds set to go bankrupt bro I can feel it

TO THE CORE

>> No.23029325

>>23029302
If it goes bankrupt, it will go down to very low valuation, then jump up 500% overnight.

>> No.23029332

Are we opening 300 points down or 600?

>> No.23029347

>>23029256
The thing is it doesn't really matter if he goes back tomorrow or if he goes back Tuesday; the biggest concern is that he was going to die. Listen to the conference yourself and tell me if you think all of the doctors are lying about his condition
This announcement is essentially that he's recovering - if they're willing to send him back to the White House / make statements about it; this will be bullish for the markets
Friday was a serious panic day - people have had all weekend to calm down & recollect
With that said, eventually the market will realize that there is no stimulus, and it will dump
but Monday.. Monday I think we will bounce

>> No.23029377

>>23029332
*Snacks lips in a black voice* SHUT YOUR DUMB ASS UP NIGGA *Blows air through my teeth* Retard ass muthafucka

>> No.23029445

>>23029275
Lol doctors in other hospitals barely even see their patients, they get care from nurses. I’m talking about the best medical minds checking your temp every 5 min. It makes a hell of a difference. They’ll get as “experimental” as they have to

>> No.23029449

>>23029332
>BREAKING: #Trump could be discharged from hospital as early as Monday - president's physician

WE
ARE
BLASTING

>> No.23029461

>>23029377
We will see in less than 6 hours when futures are bloody red.

>> No.23029473

>>23029461
Since when do futures matter you fucking retard?

>> No.23029500

>>23028012
Sell calls for TQQQ or SQQQ

>> No.23029502

>trump recovers
>passes stimulus
>wins election in a landslide
>massive bullrun for four years

lets hope this is the good timeline bros

>> No.23029518

>>23029227
I bet you're a nurse

>> No.23029527

>>23029445
Temp checks every 5 minutes doesnt fucking matter. Treatment algorithms for this disease including lab work for diagnosing and treating complications are well documented at this point. Experimental shit is reserved for when you got no other options because it might make things worse.

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I'm buying $59,000 worth of $320 NEE march leaps.
Give me one good reason not to.

>> No.23029558

>>23029518
Well good thing you didn't put money on it

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23029562

Grab a nice ice cold Bangs and calm down kid

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DRIP is going to keep going up regardless of Trump recovering or stimulus happening, right?? Oil is going to be in the garbage for a while, right?

>> No.23029565

>>23029502
>trump recovers
>no stimulus (poison pills; House already emergency recalled for post office; Senate cases = Senate will be called only for Barrett confirmation / effort spent on that)
>wins election by gaining support in Ohio, Florida, Wisconsin for beating the virus
>Biden wins on popular vote
>short-lived bull-run before riots / 'civil war' start

>> No.23029569
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>>23029542
>LEAPS
>7 months to expiry

>> No.23029583
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23029583

>women can't manage mone-

>> No.23029585

>>23029473
When my options expire Oct 23 and I'm risking half my money. Everything matters.

>> No.23029586

>>23029558
Oh fuck, even worse, nursing 'assisstant'?

>> No.23029593

>>23029569
But it's next year so it's leaps.
You know what i mean, but fuck you you got me.

>> No.23029612

>>23026260
MIGA Cope

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>>23028372
you are so low IQ it hurts

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>> No.23029642

>>23029586
Yeah because some fucking NA is well acquainted with the hospital course, diagnostics, and medication regimens for covid. Rn was at least plausible

>> No.23029650

>>23026222

No, it might be bumpy for a few months but at the end of the day stock market is still king.

>> No.23029656

>>23029593
I'm just memeing lol, but in all seriousness you're assuming NEE is gonna reach an ATH right after this whole election bullshit. I think $300 would be a safer bet. If you're hell bent on $320, go till at least Sep 2021 or whatever is available around that time.

>> No.23029663

>>23029642
>hurr durr that would mean I'm just talking out of my ass though
Yea that's kind've what I'm implying

>> No.23029673

Trump will be discharged Monday
He will use executive wartime powers to pass stimulus
This will win him the election

The end

>> No.23029677

>>23029593
I just remembered, aren't they doing a forward split? I forgot to take that into consideration.

>> No.23029697

GME, RKT (both for the short squeeze)

SUNW for pennystock gamble

>> No.23029710

>>23029135
Should have bought the AMZN dip on friday

>> No.23029724

Is suicide for cowards?

>> No.23029747

>>23029724
Mostly, not all.

>> No.23029758

>>23029663
You right I forgot you retards wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

>> No.23029771

>>23029585
Maybe don’t risk half your money like a retard if you aren’t willing to lose it

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>>23029724
Naaaah, depends. I personally believe in "go out with a boom", but you know

>> No.23029801

>>23029677
They are splitting. I think they can easily break $300 (pre-split pricing) just with the split. Plus it will generate more investors and it's just a good stock to invest in, look up predictions on any site and every single site will tell you it's a good buy. A whole lot of normies and seniors might invest. I think $320 next year is a good bet and the premium on it is pretty nice.

>> No.23029817

>>23029724
it's only for the brave if you first donate all your wealth to me

>> No.23029853

I have been edging to BBC sissy hypno for 4 hours now. Shill me your stock. I have money to burn.

>> No.23029856

>>23029801
What's it splitting at? 1:2? $320 is probably good then, but like I said, March is too close to this election nonsense. Pick something further out to be safe and obviously buy it on a red day.

>> No.23029861

>>23028308

if you are young, properly nutritioned, not on drugs, not smoking, moderate drinker and physically active your chances of dying from covid as a young person is so small that you are probalby more likely to get shot or die from a car crash or something.
Completely neglectible.

>> No.23029908
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GOOD AFTERNOON /smg/!!!
Whatcha eating for lunch? I got creamy butternut squash soup, loaded baked potato, chicken tikka masala, dragonfruit, and of course some hazelnut coffee to wake me up since I'm still sleepy!
(sorry I ate half before taking a pic, was really hungry!)

>> No.23029913
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>---BELOW: STOCKS YOU NEVER SELL---
go go go!

>> No.23029919

>>23029908
Home made Burritos fren

>> No.23029950

>>23029908
You're probably sleepy because your body just wants you to knock the fuck out so it can have a break from you eating holy shit

>> No.23029967

>>23029913
PLTR

>> No.23029968

>>23029913
WEN
KO
SNROF

>> No.23030000

>>23029913
LLNW

>> No.23030005

>>23029913

Novo Nordisk
Amazon
ASSA ABLOY
Astra Zeneca

>> No.23030051

>>23029913
aapl
msft
amzn
vug
vtv
vtsax
tqqq

>> No.23030054
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23030054

Tic
Toc
Tic
Toc

I hope you went all cash before the crash

>> No.23030056

>>23029913
TSM
HD

>> No.23030108

>>23029913
> Never sell
There's no point in investing if you don't intend to eventually sell, even if you're a boomer investing in VTSAX and waiting 40 years to cash that check.

>> No.23030153

>>23030108
>Not giving your portfolio to your children when you die
ngmi

>> No.23030155
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23030155

The fuck is this?

>> No.23030194

Got a hot recommendation from a big shot trader: moneyshow on youtube is apparently a great resource for trading. I haven't checked it out yet and it might not be suitable for beginners, not sure. Anyone here heard of it before?

>> No.23030203

>>23029583
>>23029583
Correction: Ugly women can't manage money.

>> No.23030208

>>23026435
Inverse head and shoulders

>> No.23030215

>>23030155
wow that's an old ban

>> No.23030224

>>23030194
>traders on youtube
If they were really good at it they wouldn't be making youtube videos. Somewhere will be the real reason they do it, a subscription service for the REAL INSIDE strats.
They are selling shovels, but they don't know how to mine.

>> No.23030259

>>23030155
The hacker known as 4chan backtraced your IP with a GUI in Visual Basic.

>> No.23030287

>be smart, don't buy into overhyped meme stocks
>don't buy stocks that already went up 400%
>don't buy stocks with 1000 P/E
>buy quality solid stocks like JNJ

result:
>niggers getting 40% gains in no time
>while my shit crap drops non-stop and all my capital is tied in it
fml

>> No.23030292

>>23029913
NEE
DIV
KO
V

>> No.23030314

>>23030287
But you don’t lose 20% in an hour

>> No.23030365

>>23030224
None of the people involved are traders on youtube.
The moneyshow is a financial media company about the market that sometimes invites traders to talk about trading.
The pro trader I mention does not do youtube (or a website, or books, or anything else) and does not coach either. He does a bunch of gigs (day trading, long term trading, non-stock investing, angel investing, and managing other people's money).
Nothing is being sold anywhere in the chain.

>> No.23030390

>>23030314
Losing 20% in an hour doesn't matter when you gained 1000000% overall so far whereas the jnj holder is -10% overall.
>>23030287
>falling for the divvitard narrative
lol

>> No.23030415

>>23030390
>>23030314
>Losing 20% in an hour doesn't matter when you gained 1000000% overall
Post all time performance

>> No.23030420

>>23028418
why do women have rape fantasies?

>> No.23030450

>>23029565
>trump dies
>president Mike pence starts a 4 year bull run

>> No.23030482

I'm loading up on 300$ jan21 NEE calls on open. Am I a retard

>> No.23030515
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>>23030415

>> No.23030547

>>23030287
Do your research on meme stocks
Not all are bad

>> No.23030570

>>23030515
there is NOTHING wrong with this as long as you can live with the stress

>> No.23030590

>>23030570
Correct. It's all about psychology in the end. There's no point in trying this if you'll panic sell, then you'll underperform SPY.

>> No.23030622

>>23028841
Looks like shit

>> No.23030626
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>>23030482

>> No.23030682

NEW
>>23030679
>>23030679
>>23030679
>>23030679

>> No.23030814

>>23029908
You must be one of those people from a culture who suffered generations of famine in the cultural revolution to think we want to see pictures of your fucking breakfast

>> No.23030990

>>23026235
>has shit diet and doesn't exercise
This is also all of 4chan

>> No.23031054

>>23026298

200$ worth all?

>> No.23031215

>>23031054
The 10ozt bar itself is about 240. It was up to 330-ish a couple of weeks ago.