/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23024409
>"Thanks for the chedder, suckaz" - Sergey "Betrayamoto" Nazarov

>>23024409
this picture as front page

>>23024409
suck sergey fat dick

about a 75% dump

Ari Juels will write an extensive digression on why Jewish number cults are awesome and secret and special and twitter frogs will rejoice because it will warm their little hearts.

>>23024409
> turns out the token was never needed, after all
> tee hee

A crash and burn as it turns out they have no coherent plan whatsoever

>so we will mixicle the stakes with a threshold signature into an oracle DECO

> Sergey will write a 90 page blogpost on why Andre is a faggot
> Sergey will write a 1000 blogpost on why 1k eoy
> Serger will write several scrappy paragraphs on why burgers must be called sergers and why they're compulsory for all Chainlink brand staff (remote workers included)

>>23024428
that's great, love it

>>23024460
oh and all that stuff on TEE in the previous whitepaper? Yeah that was all bs that was never gonna work. But the stuff in this paper definitely will!

hopefully a chaper on legality, else I see Sergey and Ari covering their asses in the showers

the white paper will be delayed because Sergey lost the usb and rewriting it "wouldn't be the same"

>>23024409
Ari forgot Sergey can't read or write, so now he has to do it all himself. Probably won't be ready until 2022.

Chainlink V2 Expanding Sergey by Ari Juels, Steve Ellis, Pierce Brosnan, and Sergey Nazarov
A Detailed Overview of How We Plan to Expand the Plaid Man

Why does Chainlink need a second white paper?

>>23024659
they have to officially remove staking and the only way to do that in a way that is SEC compliant is to remove it from the whitepaper.

>>23024409
The funniest thing about Chainlink is that most of the holders haven't even read the whitepaper, and everyone knows this, so it's super easy for whales to just say
>this white paper is incredible! you're missing out if you don't buy this
>DYOR tee-hee
Yeah, well I did read the whole thing, and if you actually put the time in to read the damn thing, you'll realize that the what they're trying to do is impossible, and they know it.
Basically it boils down to this two man team came up with a philosophical question, attempted to answer it with a fancy white paper, and are selling it to the unwashed masses to make a profit.
>two people
>1 philosophy major
Get the point?

>>23024675
this pasta will need to be updated for the new Whitepaper.
Ari said at smartcon that the new whitepaper has an entire section on which pieces of fud pasta are still acceptable, and which aren't.

>>23024456

This

>>23024675
>>two people
>>1 philosophy major
>Get the point?
No, I'm not sure I do. Apple was started by two people, one was a university dropout. So what IS your point?

>>23024409
Some leaks have indicated that native LINK tokens could devalue as their note central to the project after v2 and speculation of an official fork being created that will become primary, could be true but too early to tell.

>>23024409
Death by TRB or DIA

>>23024409
White paper? Sergey is facing serious jail time. The team is trying to keep things quiet and avoid word getting out, but the truth is that the only papers they are preparing at the moment are legal ones. Sergey actually assaulted a McDonald's employee in Brooklyn after they messed up his order but he was able to flee and managed to continue running things for a few months. Unfortunately his temper got the better of him again in downtown Manhattan where he again assaulted a McDonald's employee. This time after discovering that this particular McDonald's location on 42nd Street, his favorite, right on Times Square, was shutting down. He was nearly apprehended trying to get into a taxi, but was able to get away and flee the country. Supposedly he is in Cambodia, but who knows if those rumors are true or just a red herring while he is really somewhere else entirely.

It is unlikely he will be able to return to the US, so he will likely try to continue running chainlink through zoom calls. The longer the virus goes on the better for him. The ideal goal though is to either beat the case or get charges dropped so he can return to New York. They keep dumping LINK to pay legal fees, but the outlook is grim. It seems inevitable word will spread, in which case the team is ready to dump everything and milk what they can from this bruised and battered project.

>>23025138
aww man, sucks to hear that selling everything rn

>>23024531
lmfao