/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23021775
build a boat the size of new zealand and anchor it in the middle of the ocean

>>23021775
Take a long and a stress free vacation, upgrade my life and start it all over again.

Two chicks at once

>>23021775
jump off a bridge or something, idk. the fun part is making it

>>23021775
buy a penthouse and browse this board everyday for 12 hours a day
also alcohol

>>23021775
pay my taxes so Israel can expand its borders.

>>23021775
Actually get the vagene and bobs. Sirs.

Please buy ChainLink Sirs.

I buy an apartment complex in a good area in the midwest and then rent it out, order a pound of ketamine for around $7k straight from the Netherlands and fly to Thailand to fuck a bunch of tight fucking Asian pussy, then come back home and overdose on ketamine. By the way, buy GEEQ.

I n V E S T

>>23021775
Form a militia with the cash

commit sudoku

>>23021775
Taxes.

Already a millionaire, If I hit 5 or 10M this year planning to take a year off.

Fuk this crypto ponzi

>>23021775
Buy a camper van and travel the west while skiing, then head to Utah to get paragliding certification and continue to travel until I find where I want to buy property so I can build a house. https://youtu.be/hhAt6Myfavc

>>23021888
checked

>>23021775
Sleep

>>23021859
Based

>>23021775
travel 3 months get it out of my system

start audio recording business

breed and live happily ever after

>>23021775
Buy the zebra yeezys and start wearing sexcore clothes.

>>23022116
>HORN3 ID
Having Sex Confirmed.

>>23021809
fuckn a man
>>23021888
checked

>>23021775
1) Put money into my next secret investment that pays 17.5% p.a and live off the returns.
2) buy comfy house by the beach and in Seoul.
3) Good back to university and study my interests part time with my wife.
4) make time for my hobbies: gardening, native bee keeping, painting and gym.
5) travel during the uni/school holidays, focusing on seeing natural beauty and adventure camping after seeing some key historical sights.
6) focus on my daughter education
7) get a job at a museum
8) try to visit South Korea often so my daughter can see her grandparents.
9) sit down and think about which charities I want to donate to, with a focus on helping underprivileged children get an education.

>>23021859
>fly to Thailand to fuck a bunch of tight fucking Asian pussy

Disgusting, at least get a non-nigger asian like Japanese or Korean

>>23021839
this but unironically #MAGA

kill myself

>>23021775
re-invest into crapto and buy more CAP, ofcourse

>>23022531
>>23022531

>>23021775
get the zerpee X tattooed on my asscheek

>>23021775
Start taking out hits on those that have wronged me
/s
Quit my job and sleep

>>23021775
spend a year in thailand doing muaythai and jujutsu 6 days a week, eating only good food, get my rocks of with the finest of hooers

>>23021775
Last night i saw dream that i cashed out one million, my bags are still worth only 40k$. Its atleast another 5 year before my bags are worth million

i do my duty

>>23021775
>cashing out

Ngmi

Buy suitable home with good access to land
Disassociate from society

improve the lives of my friends

>>23022228
Are you white

>>23021775
>Cashing out millions
lmao. How would you even do this? I wouldn't trust an exchange for this shit. Much better off just dumping it into a liquidity pool.

ascend to xBTC holder status

>>23023948
Based and bjjpilled

>>23021775
Make a thread on biz

Buy off my mum's mortgage and invest in parking lots (easier to maintain than a house and easier to evict)

proceed to get raped by taxes and have my bank account frozen

Find CZ and beat the shit out of him.

>>23021775
get rid of my wife

wake up

>>23024030
Good we dont want your awkward ass here either

>>23021888
checked.

>>23022228
Gotta get a gook

>>23021775

Fuck this "play pretend" bullshit. How exactly are you going to make your millions? Saying "You've already made it :)" is just wish fulfillment and preying off the hopes of everyone here because we're all sick and tired of living a mediocre existence.
Crypto? Gambling with low odds (unless you're already rich).
Stocks? Gambling with low odds (unless you're already rich).
Opening a business? Gambling with low odds (unless you're already rich).
Real estate? Gambling with low odds (unless you're already rich).
Born into wealth? Luck of the draw, be thankful you weren't one of the 80% of people born into shitty third-world countries.
Finding a fulfilling career? Fuck you, even the best wageslaves with 500k/yr salary don't make it.
I'm never going to make it, and neither are you short of luck and divine intervention. Fuck this clown world, fuck everything, and in particular fuck you OP for allowing even a momentary fantasy that it will ever happen.

>>23021775
cocaine and hookers

>>23026639
Life doesn’t have to feel this frustrating, fren. We all have our struggles. Start with a small amount and build from there, learning along the way. We all early to this crypto thing, there’s lots of potential

>>23021775
Good question. The fun part is the journey. Probably keep gambling on scams. Nothing else gives me a rush like crypto does

>>23022222

>>23026639
Loser cuck mentality

1. Put crypto earnings into offshore account.
2. Find q.t tranny gf to marry and take her with me.
3. Go to some country with 0% income tax and withdraw moneyz.
4. Build mansion in woods and enjoy life

>>23021775
masturbate and post on biz about it

>>23021859
You can get the Ketamine in Thailand. Probably cheaper.

>>23026639
how is opening a business gambling with low odds? If you've set up your business properly, revenue should be almost immediate. Dont try to make the next amazon or uber (both of which took over a decade to reach profitability), look to do something which will be profitable immediately with a low overhead.