/biz/ - Business & Finance

Any other Indian traders here?

UltraTech Cement is the move

PLTR, SPAK, or SQQQ? have $500

>>22991264
Which is giving the weekend tendies boys, calls or puts?

>>22991396
SQQQ

>>22991702
But wait until the market rebounds. I don’t think this drop will last

>>22991264

What's this anime? Looks old enough to be good.

Buy SPCE

>>22991396
>>22991702
>going short
>going short over the weekend
lol you people do this to yourselves

I dunno wtf to think about this.

Trump will get cured and stocks will jump 10% tommorow buy the dip

*snibs at you*

Ruger to $85 by November.

>CLF fag makes his own thread just to shill and brag
What a pathetic fag

There better be some stimulus news in AH

>>22993350
he has been doing it for weeks, what a literal faggot

>>22993435
The AH mainly sells animal skins and green items from what I’ve experienced.

Hope you bro’s listened to me and bought WWR on Tuesday. I made out with a little over 2x.

UVXY mooning after hours

GME BROS
PULL UP YOUR PANTS FOR MONDAY

>>22993774
Because you're going broke, so you better get ready to go out and find a job!

I dont care if this orange bastard leaves in a coffin or voted out.

Just get him out

Watch they just mentioned trump is being treated with regeneron. Watch this go over 600

I'm not touching it though

>>22993796
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SLDB WOOOOOW
>ibkr being a piece of absolute garbage sold at profit instead of doing what I tell it to
I l-love ibkr...

President has a fever

>>22993913
>
>the absolute state of the entire world right now

>>22991702
Relax, this is all bc Donald has the rona.
Once he croaks we can see our gains backs

If they would just mention rlftf was being used for him I would quit my job when rlftf goes over 50

>>22993985
Actually regeneron is apparently being used.

MONDAY BETTER BE GREEN

WWR still playable. Looking to add under 4.2-4.4 with sl under 4, or so, target 6.7+.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>22994057
Yeah I know. I just said that above.

>>22993832


It just seems like it isn't full proof. Rlftf has gotten good results for very sick patients. Either way there won't only be one. Ill just have to wait longer

Bros, what if trump has the exact same story as reinhard? Gets power, and on the cusp of total control, dies tragically... im scared

>>22991396
Holding SQQQ over the weekend is retarded.

>>22994359
Fuck trump.

The only thing I care about is if they use the rlftf drug on him when regeneron doesn't work.

>>22993827
>Just get him out

>>22994480
He's not even taking hydroxychloroquine lol

WHAT THE HECKIES AM OF THAT

>>22994495
Of course not lol. Because it's proven to not work and actually increase chance of death.

Trump only cares about himself. He won't use things that don't work

Phew...
What a fucking week. 400 upside on regular stocks.
500+ on the fucking forex markets.
I need to update my stock ledger and test out some scripts before sunday...

>>22994560
>it's proven to not work and actually increase chance of death

it was proven to increase odds of death? sauce?

>>22994495
Are your an idiot? It was tried when the china flu was new and they were throwing stuff to see what worked. Studies showed it was ineffective so why would anyone use it?

>>22991264
Really hope for the market and the country that he pulls through

right now Trump's physic might is keeping the mexicans out fo the country, the min he dies millions of illegals will pour out of the oval office and overwhelm this country

>>22994665
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7256923/

>>22994701
I'm pretty much moving to asia in 10-20 years. I'll be a multimillionaire by then. I think this country is going to go to shit in 10-20 years.
Either that or live in gated communities like in south africa.

>>22994684
Oh I was just making fun of him for spending months promoting it and then not taking it once he's actually sick. Of course he only wants shit that actually works.

>>22994684
Me just got back from lupus doctor, she told me LITTERALLY none of her patients have gotten covid and she thinks is because we all take hydroxycloriquine

>>22994755
If you're a multimillionaire wouldn't Europe be a nicer place to live?

I've lived in Asia for 8 years and personally I'd take Europe over Asia

>>22994735
Literally retarded. You linked an article that says an article says something. The article in question is:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7255293/
Article retracted for being bullshit. Yikes.

>>22994763
excellent point, literally this

>>22994789
Google it yourself you fucking mong, I could give a fuck. It doesn't work and it increases chances of death with corona. Go fuck yourself

>>22994860
>google
>literally the article link RIGHT IN THE FUCKING POST
Are you clinically retarded? Are you a lobotomy victim? Were you born this way? What's your story, smoothest brain?

>>22994755
Europe is turning into a shithole just as fast

>>22994763
you're an idiot
Go watch infowars

>>22994875
wtf this is fucking crazy, Q predicted all this 3 yeas ago

>>22994875
ME CANT GET MORE WIDE

>>22994881
This is what the link looked like when I Google it. Go find a different article.

Idgaf

Let me get this straight. By investing 35k a year into DIV with drip, I will be making $200k a year from dividends in 20 years. hmm. No, I'm too greedy. I will pick the next TSLA.

>>22994875
Inb4 oopsie liberal Dr made a medical error!

>>22994987
When you go to the linked article that is mentioned (the ^1), you get >>22994789
Get a brain instead of LISTENING and BELIEVING whatever the fuck the professional liars are saying.

>>22994991
Imagine believing that. If you invested 35k a year for 20 years in DIV, you would get 14k per year in dividends in theory from your 700k investment. In practice, half that because your 700k would only be worth 350k including all the DRIPing.

>>22994925
Source?

>>22995072
Meh, I just used some shitty calculator online.

Mild symptoms, then transported to the hospital? They hiding some bullshit bro this nigga Trump is already dying

Oh thank fuck all the markets are closed.
Trump was admitted to walter reed hospital.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/02/politics/president-donald-trump-walter-reed-coronavirus/index.html

>>22994890
:(

how do i short twitter?

>>22995146
>not having AH access
pleb

>>22995155
Sorry RKP, there's no evidence to support that assertion.

>>22995146
His condition will worsen

Sold half my TWLO, I'm expecting a bit of a correction tomorrow I can buy back in for cheaper. Bout a bit of AAPL to average down my inflated cost basis. Otherwise, did mediocre, my renewable ETFs are up yet again but everything else down.
Hope you guys had a good day. :)

>>22995170
Me doctor LITTERALLY said it. All her patients on immunosuppressant! None of them have gotten covid! It not coincidence!!!!!

>POTUS gets covid
>liberals are rejoicing and hoping Trump dies

feels fucking bad, man. i honestly dont know what im gonna do if Trump dies and biden wins.

>>22994875
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

trump dying is bullish for GME. WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT GME BROS!!!

>>22995233
Not gonna happen

>>22994480
Fuck you retard. We need Trump so we can make millions off of NAK

JOE ROGAN TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID, NO SYMPTOMS SHOWN AND WILL USE HIS BLOOD FOR ANTIBODIES

>>22995270
I love it. I bought GME as a joke. but seeing how many ppl here are...dependent?... on it succeeding...is sad.


TRUMP MIGHT DIE .
DO NOT GET SCARED.
BUY LOW.
BE BRAVE. STAY HEALTHY. ANTICIPATE STAYING IN FOR ANOTHER 20 YEARS! YOU CAN DO IT! SORRY IF THE MARKET IS YOUR ONLY SOURCE OF INCOME!!!

>bought AAPL at 129
>20% crash happened
>it went back up to 117
>"oh finally, bagholding really sucks"
>Trump gets a cold
>down back it goes
You know and then I look at Apples charts and there are times where if you bought at some certain points, you didn't see green for over a year and a half.
Good thing I don't need that money any time soon, just going to try to forget about it until I make money. I refuse to take a lose on fucking Apple of all things for christ's sake.

>https://www.newsweek.com/calls-joe-rogan-host-presidential-debate-chris-wallace-blasted-1535210

how bullish is this?

>>22995285
I hope he's able to sign off on the mine before he dies, someone needs to get to that hospital and make him do the right thing for all us NAKggers

Interesting that the market didn't react in a measurable way to the initial Trump covid news. Not reacting after hours to the hospitalization either.

>>22995301
You and I are the only people bagholding AAPL on this genereal.

>>22993832
They only added one patient, instant 2 billion dollars to market cap.
Is the market always like this?

>>22995322
not the only

>>22995318
Gotta wait till everythingggg is closed for the weekend so the long nose boys can start dumping heavy. Boom you wake up Monday to a monster gap down

>>22995233
You'll be fine. Trump wasn't as bad as liberals feared; Biden won't be as bad as conservatives fear.
Big money always, always wins.

>>22995301
I'm up 250% aapl. thanks dad

>Sources close to President Trump claim he has died

>>22995301
>>22995322
I have around 60 shares of AAPL at around $111 but I'm planning on holding long so not selling anytime soon no matter what happens

>>22995322
>>22995301

I baghold GOOG

Should i buy into tqqq and hold it for the weekend? i feel like it'll rebound hard

>>22994460
i got SQQQ calls for $30 expiring next week wish me luck lol

>>22994875
Boris Johnson got taken to hospital as a precautionary measure and he ended up on a ventilator.

>>22995354
This. Assuming Biden maintains control of his faculties he likely will be fine, if not a boring status quo politician.

>>22995378
I did that but without leverage

>>22995301
here bro let me help you out maybe next time you'll be able to figure it out when you're hopefully done bagholding and get break even.

>>22995322
well just try to think of it this way
>in the past year it rose 100%
>if it does just half as well a year from now it will be 50% higher
>if you don't need the money, it doesn't matter how much it says it is.
>It's only worth money once you sell it, you should only sell apple stock if you need the money.
>5 years from now, will APPL be higher?
>will APPL never for the rest of our lives EVER be as high or higher than we paid for it?

That's at least how I try to dull the pain in my hands from the ridiculous weight of the bags.

>>22995366
fuck you man don't joke about this shit

>>22995390
Yea and he's still alive, and he's much older and more out of shape than Trump

>>22995400
i hope trump eats shit and dies honestly though

>>22995292
I’m gonna screenshot this post for coomimg material in November

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikJq6wcgrXI

this shit is honestly hilarious and absurd at the same time. this is the most recent JRE, can some anon besides me watch this and give some opinions on it? it's really interesting.

>>22995412
me too desu. just don't give me blue balls like that

>>22995412
Based, me too

>>22995389
If Biden wins expect Bush-style constant wars in ME.

>>22995412
Why, do you actually think shit is gonna change if Buy-den wins or if we get President Pence for a few months?

>stonks keep dumping further after even markets close
Why does god hate me so?
I feel like Job getting robbed of everything with nothing good ever happening

>delayed admitting he needed to go the hospital till after hours so the bullkeks could get one last good day
prepare your anuses

>>22995435
>politics
who gives a fuck lmao. Trump literally dying will give a huge dip in the market and I'll be able to make a fuck load of money.

>>22995409
Boris Johnson is 56, not exactly in the high risk age group. I think he has asthma and some other risk factors though.

>>22995412
>>22995430
>>22995431
i hope you three eat shit and die honestly though. literally unironically move to china, right now. do it.

>>22995432
sounds based af

>>22995460
imagine giving a single fuck who the president is and not cheering on whatever will move the market most

>>22995454
Boris Johnson is an avid cyclist in great shape. Trump hasn't exercised since 1965

>>22995448
>who gives a fuck
Yea, that's what I'm fucking saying, who gives a fuck if the orange man dies it doesn't change shit

Does anyone know if Biden is pro NAK? I'm guessing no but you never know.

Maybe the NAK can hire his son for some bs job

>>22995472
i day trade, i don't give a fuck what happens overnight. this allows me the ability to care what happens to what really matters: our culture.

all trannies must hang.

>>22995478
also the hueking had it and showed no symptoms (yet still developed pneumonia a week after covid cleared his system)

>>22995435
>>22995460
I do think shit will change, especially regarding healthcare and the laughable state of American diplomacy, if Trump eats shit and dies.

But the main reason i want Trump to cough up a lung and die is so I can keep buying weekly SQQQ calls and profit off that market movement. Get Trump's cum out of your mouth already lmao

FUTURES BLOOD RED

>>22995399
What the fuck is APPL???

>>22995479
Facts. All it does is make my puts print hard asssss fuck. Actually hoping we crab this weekend so I can gamble alil more puts on this shit

>>22995412
Your taking it to far Bobo!

>>22995233
who cares?

I opened a 30 year aged bourbon and three cigars when RBG cunt ass died.

>>22995436
That's why they say you're a jobber, harry.

>>22995528
fuck off

>>22995526
I don't know how you got the idea that I love Trump out of my post but OK faggot
Also post your calls

Well market's closed now, nothing to do but wait.
Sending some T's & P's out to the first family. Catch you all when I get cocked and have nothing better to do.

>>22995526
>i hope the communists win, maybe i can make a little money but probably not because bobos never take profits.

unironically hope you get colon cancer bro. just constant agony every time you take a shit for the rest of your life, dude. you deserve it, may God smite you down.

I cant wait till monday.
I need green line go up

Trump exits hospital Sunday night. Monday markets moon.

Monday 12pm turns out Trump defeated covid-his blood is used for the cure

>>22995528
???

also rate my kino charts

>>22994773
It's cheaper. Where in Asia? Realistically, I'll have only 3-4m in 10 years based on current nw expenses, and income. I dont know if thats enough to live off in Europe plus all the african refugees they have.

I have finally put almost every penny I have into stocks. I have 800 in the bank, but I put the rest of my money into stocks. How do you cope with depression when you have no more money to buy stocks with?

>>22995574
When im talking about the faggot who needs to get trump's cum out of his mouth im talking about this guy >>22995586 >>22995460 , not you

He's one of those chud retards who thinks the commies will win if Trump dies, says all about how much of a slackjaw he is. It's fine, I got my SQQQ calls ready and considering getting some TQQQ puts tonight

>>22995039
QHY DONT YOU GO AND LOOK FOR THE ARTICLE YOURSELF RATHER THAN ASKING ME TO SOURCE IT. I COULD GIVE A FUCK

>>22995179
Hes old, fat and unhealthy. He will probably die

GME predictions for monday?

>>22995223
correlation does not imply causation

>>22995647
why the fuck are you even looking at GME right now, your options should be dated for earliest november

>>22995620
China, Thailand and Singapore,

With 3-4 million you can live like a king in Thailand for years and years

>Ah, mister president! How wonderful of you to provide me with a DNA sample for my nation's top virologists! I look forward to the great American Dynasty's integration into Glorious China.

>>22995629
my desire for you to suffer for a long time with a terrible incurable disease only intensifies, anon. let's roll the dice together and see who's right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBu7bbJtatI&feature=youtu.be

Trump hasn't even left the whitehouse yet. He's about to walk out healthy and virulent, waving, and head over as a precaution. TSLA already recovering.

>>22995460
Let me guess, you celebrated Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death.

>>22995677
Lol why are you so upset about someone who wishes death upon a guy who's raped a 13 year old before? Cmon man Trump cutting capital gains taxes doesn't mean he didn't commit child rape.

Any other contrarians buyers getting into financials and energy?

>>22995672
I know I can live really well in those countries. Not sure about a nice place in Europe though without any income. What made you not like them?

>>22995676

>>22995586
I think the trick to being a successful bear is to just be long and short. Like you have your pile of spy that you ain't giving to nobody for nothing, but then you get these side bets with the calls and puts and just take profits and stuff them back into your pile of spy for safe keeping. I mean if you never sell your spy with this method eventually you end up with a pile of spy big enough to write calls on and if your spy gets called away you just take the cash and write puts until you get it back.

>>22995703
LOL my ex-gf's family celebrated RBG's death and they're literally the most uneducated dipshits I have ever met, and her mom uses crack cocaine + pills

>>22995703
>Ruth Bader Ginsburg spent a lifetime flourishing in the face of adversity before being appointed a Supreme Court justice, where she successfully fought against gender discrimination and unified the liberal block of the court. She was born Joan Ruth Bader on March 15, 1933 in Brooklyn, New York.

correct.

>>22995705
source?

>>22995671
Don't worry I'm only holding shares

>>22995636
Because such an article does not exist. The article that you posted was retracted for being bullshit. Get your lobotomy reversed before trying to post again.

Not good....

>>22995737
tripfag aside, i still don't get optionsfags.

>>22995766
he will be fine before monday and everyone who isnt long on monday will kms themselves

>>22995754
http://files.courthousenews.com/2016/09/22/jane%20doe%20affidavit.pdf

Do your research its pretty easily available online. Accusations of Trump raping kids and being involved with Epstein are everywhere

>>22995766
Imagine if the medicine killed him. Like imagine being the company that made that

>>22995761
Okay same lol. Dont expect GME to really move above 11 bucks until early November

>>22995812
That would be a nice short position to have. Regeneron.

I'm voting for Trump.

>>22995766
I want trump to be re-elected, but I'm also 100% cash so if he died I could end up making a shit ton of money.
I'm very conflicted at the moment.

>>22995792
Market will likely remain violatile until he recovers.

If he's on a ventilatior, GUARANTEED VIOLATILITY.

>coronavirus
>get it in march
>fever 2 days and coof for 7
>felt better after 4 days
What a meme cold

If this fucker dies we're pretty much guaranteed to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA on Monday right? This shit is happening so fast wtf he was just diagnosed this morning

>>22995826
Lol. u think we should do it? lol. imagine if the retarded orangutan croaks and REGN dumps to $100

>>22995724
Mostly the shit weather and the shit people. in china's case also the government, as a goeringer you register with the local police and there's someone keeping tabs on you all the time. The head of the HR where i worked found out I was fucking some Chinese whore from the local authorities like they were giving her reports.

>>22995841
Are you 74, obese and are your cortisol levels through the roof because you're in a national election where you could possibly lose?

>>22995838
Guaranteed cheapies boys

>>22995816
Fuck, I hope it rises sooner than that. I want to use some of my gains on NAK.

>>22995846
he wont die lol its just the flu bro
he will proceed to work from his ovalhomeoffice

>>22995841
Are you 74 and orange tho?

trump didn’t allow people to film him boarding the helicopter. i think he’s legit in a stretcher lol

>>22995873
Yea I was saying the same shit this morning and now he's being flown to a hospital

wait why would the market explode if he dies

>>22995872
lol give me your discord and we can have a private conversation about GME cuz damn its also cool that i found someone here who invests in GME like damn what are the odds lol gimme your discord

>>22995838

Vapotherm.

>>22995861
sounds pretty based. wish they did that shit with all the refugees and chain migrants in america

>>22995862
>>22995874
>unironic "orange man bad" posts

>>22995897
BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT AM DEADDDDDDDDD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22995904
sus

>>22995904
The person you replied to isn't me btw

>>22995924
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

>>22995846
Even the most high risk patients die over the course of several weeks or even months from Covid. If it turns for the worse Trump will be in a coma during the election but the probability of him dying beforehand is practically zero.

People have theorized that Trump is faking a covid infection to deflect from his poor donation numbers and bad debate and bad press in general
What are your thoughts on this /mlp/?

>>22995862
On another hand, he probably doesn't have access to doctors like orange man has as well.
I don't remember - were people freaking out this much about Boris Johnson too?

>>22995915
OK, when the government literally underplays the news, I'm worried.

I'm holding SQQQ until Tuesday. There's no reason not to.

>>22995942
>gain in (((polls))) post-debate
liberals projecting as always

>>22995931
damn lol you should definitely give me your discord i guess its fucking cool though that we have similar positions on GME like fuck i didn't think i'd meet another dude who has straight up GME shares not some options contract i would be super down to discord you about GME lmao its fucking wild we gotta bank on GME going up to like 15 bucks next couple weeks we gotta talk it out hash it out please give me your discord.

>>22995942
its more likely that he actually got covid than this liberal garbage

>>22995970
Yea hit me up bro #assfaggots42069

will at&t dip again soon?
thinking of adding on

>>22995766
SLEEPY DONALD

>>22995993
stop giving out my discord Anon

>>22995978
It's so funny the crazy ass far fetched shit you will here conservatives spew. Yet saying maybe something else is happening and covid is the cover up is soooooo crazy to them.

>>22995968
>>22995978
Yeah I am saying i do not believe him as a person would approve a plan where he appears to be sick unless he actually is because if he were healthy i believe his ego would get in the way as he does not wish to appear compromised to the american public. he would not want to have the appearance of being infected by the kung flu cause it’s supposed to be not a big deal and less serious than the seasonal flu
>>22996027
fuck off bro! you're making us liberals look bad!

who cracking open a nice ice cold /Bangs/ with me this weekend

>Implying the president can die
He will get blood boy transfusions before they let anything happen to him.

>>22995766
F

>>22996027
>Yet saying maybe something else is happening and covid is the cover up is soooooo crazy to them.
Because it doesn't even make any sense. Fake catching a deadly disease to help win an election? Yea that makes lots of sense, spread fear and concern about my health and ability to continue leading in order to show how good of a pick I am for a 2nd term, 10/10 plan bro.

HE IS FINE AND CAN WALK AND SALUTE BOYS

Just watched him walk to the helicopter like a chad and wave to people when he got there.
He’s gonna be fine.

>>22996047
Fuck yeah I love bangs. I don’t drink soda much, maybe once every 6 months but when I do I try to make it a bangs. When will they sue that gayboy energy drink company for stealing their name.

GME is not going to happen.

>>22996037
I don't think it's fake at all. I was just stating a point. Bro's definitely got the spicy flu

I bought Thursday ath so even if it recovers I just get my money back hate this feel bros

>>22996083
Organic post

>>22996083
yes it is

>>22995954

VAPO

>>22996100
Just keep buying

When I had it, my worst day was the fourth one. The pain train is coming for Trump.

>>22996071
Yeah well there was this bodybuilder back in August who was deadlifting massive weights and he was a Trump supporter who was lifting heavy when he had Covid and then a couple days later he started had aggressive pneumonia and died. Just saying that things can change in a matter of a few days

>>22996121
You didn't have it.

>>22996120
went all in minutes before closing

>>22995880
Nah

>hey Trump just tweeted a video out where he was 100% totally fine sounding
>will that make the stocks stop freaking out?
no of course it won't.

>>22996131
Post story. Probably had preexisting conditions.

>>22996141
Lmao look at this fucking faggot wearing his cuckmask. flip flopping retard. just wear a mask or don't holy fuck he's gonna go down in polls from the GOP constituents because of this fuck up

Don't worry guys, I bought and held spxs, UVXY, and sqqq into the weekend. Monday will probably a record green day. I've lost 30% of my portfolio this month and it won't stop there.

>>22996150
He took creatine and Vitamin D but thats it no preexisting conditions. hold on let me go on StormFront and pull the story

>>22996154
Dilate

I can't believe Trump is fucking dead.

Maybe I should have sold today, worried that trump is going to get worse before he gets better

>>22996150
Roids could have affected his organs.

>>22996156
What SQQQ position did you get? Bought shares or calls or what? I got some 10/9/20 30c for SQQQ and 10/11/20 25c for UVXY (10,000 contracts each)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22996181
>My most fervent wish is that you will buy GME

>>22996156
Thanks bro, but I bought TQQQ to hold over the weekend so market will stand completely still until one of us sells.

>GME 1/15/20 15c

OPGN
FDA expected this month.
BUY WHILE IT STILL CHEAP.

>>22996206
I bought shares of all 3
>>22996226
What do you say we make this bitch crab forever?

>GME 10/23/20 20c

What stocks should I buy Monday I have 1000?

>>22996260
That's a good choice.

GMEchads
We're prob gonna hit $8.50 on Monday if nothing changes. Just get ready and remember the end game.
>>22996260
You've been posting shit like this for almost 5 hours now. Whatever they're paying, I'll double it.

>>22996274
2spy 1 qqq

>>22996274
CRSR

>>22996269
you bought shares of all 3? motherfucker i only mentioned two securities (SQQQ and UVXY)

>GME 1/15/21 25c

>>22996282
5 hours? Try at least 2 days now

Imagine the whole world tracking your medical symptoms.
>We are now receiving confirmation that the president has explosive diarrhea
>We are now reporting that his diarrhea has changed consistency from watery to muddy with a bit of fluffy flakes
>Colors remains a chocolately to nut-brown

>GMEchads
>We're prob gonna hit $8.50 on Monday if nothing changes. Just get ready and remember the end game.

>>22996291
kek sorry I also bought SPXS.

>>22996317
He comes on and posts the same 5 onions boy pictures in every thread.
Does this happen to other stocks? I know weird shit like this happens in Crypto a lot.

>>22996324
Why dont you show us your puts then

If dubs Trump wins and goes to war with China by the end of the month....and stocks will soar because of it.

>>22996260
>Mfw I unironically own one of those contracts.

>PLTR

>>22995285
I got a feeling he is going to be extra pissed off at china once he gets through this meaning Pebble gets aproved so we dont have to inport our Renium.

>>22996363
Lol. you fucking idiot why did you actually believe the virgins who don't understand the short interest has to be at 50% for it to actually squeeze

>26 posts by this user ID
Praise kek

>>22996344
GME 11/20/20 5p x30,000

>>22996318
>imagine the whole world tracking your medical symptoms
I bet you would track the medical symptoms of pic related, if the symptoms followed your greentext

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Bare witness to the most toxic piece of shit smg has seen in the last 3 months.

>>22996458
all really high quality posts

shorts are panicking to cover on TSLA
Trump will be fine monday. Major rally coming.

>>22996458
mentally ill K pop anon is just as bad imo

only good poster here is that one anon who freezes his cum in tupperware

>>22996392
Just a random gamble. I don't want to miss out on the biggest /smg/ meme even if it's wrong. It only cost $130.

>>22995658
A correlation is either noise, in which case it is not a correlation and will go away over time, or it is the result of a (direct or indirect) causal relationship.

>Sources claim that the President's chopper disappeared after a Chinese EMP went off above Washington DC

>GLOBAL PANDEMIC
stonks go up
>BILL ACKMAN WARNS 'HELL IS COMING'
stonks go up
>LOCKDOWN
stonks go up
>MILLIONS UNEMPLOYED
stonks go up
>P/E RATIOS >1000
stonks go up
>UK PRIME MINSTER ALMOST DED
stonks go up
>GILEAD ANNOUNCES VACCINE BY SEPTEMBER
stonks go up
>BUFFET GOES CASH GANG AND BUYS GOLD
stonks go up
>TERRIBLE RACE RIOTS
stonks go up
>ITS THURSDAY
stonks go up
>ELON FARTS
stonks go up
>NIKOLA OUTED AS FRAUD
stonks go up
>SECOND WAVE BEGINS
stonks go up
>POTUS TEST POSITIVE
stonks go up
>CAPE P/E ATH
stonks go up
>PREZ DED
stonks go up
>US CIVIL WAR
stonks go up
>BILLIONS DED
stonks go up
>ASTEROID HITS EARTH
stonks go parabolic

>>22996503
>Sources say Trump has turned into a zombie. A corona zombie.

>>22996491
K pop anon is at least amusing because of how insane he is.

>>22996491
Fortune always favors a cum savvy investor

>>22996458
CLF shill is in the top 3

>>22996491
Don't forget crack whore sociopath anon. He's probably my favorite.

>>22996458
>toxic
BEAR witness to a homo so flagrantly gay the universe cannot expand quickly enough to accommodate for how big of a faggot he is

Why are you getting this fucking tilted at being called out for your retarded GME positions? are you getting nervous now that people are starting to realize what a flop this squeeze is? You thought you were going to have your little epic gamer moment with these GME calls and now youre fucked

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>>22996561
>Why are you getting this fucking tilted at being called out for your retarded GME positions?
When you started doing this I immediately assumed that they were your positions and you were extremely butthurt and blaming the thread for buying those calls, that's what your dumb soijack spamming is coming off as, not ebin owning the GMErrrss

>>22996593
Honestly you got me bro I fucked up. I got GME 10/23/20 20c as a way to get me and five of my homeless friends our own place by the end of the year and now we could be in this rut for even longer

>>22996476
Lol. thanks man. why do you think im a high quality post if you don't mind me asking?

>>22996561
I own shares though.

>>22996503
What does this mean for GameStop?

>>22996561
Umm just because this trade might fail doesn't change the fact that I'm still a fucking elite gamer anon.

>>22996603
Keep at it anon

>>22996633
>Keep at it anon
Keep on buying up GME? You think it'll go up in a the next couple weeks?

>>22996047
That’s spelled baRgs anon.
Bang is an energy drink

>>22996663
Lol.
Anyway, sell now and get into PACD or miss yet another moon mission.

God WKHS dumped after Trump flew to the hospital.

>>22996685
Nice try lol. My grandfather went to highschool with the guy that created bang's root beer. His name is Todd Bang's. My grandpa said he was a cool dude.

>>22996692
Lol. Give me a reason why PACD will go up when theyre starting to make Calfornian ICE vehicles illegal

>>22996716
Not sure if retarded or just pretending.jpg

>>22996713
Todd Bang went to my college lol one of our rival frats have pics of him all over the place from the 30's

>>22996663
I just meant the endevour. GME could be fine but there are much more probable stocks out there if you swing trade them.

>>22996735
No you fucking dipshit no one wants to buy your ill advised penny stocks in a dying industry. go fuck yourself retard. OPEC is literally announcing that they're implementing price ceilings on oil.

>>22996766
Trying to swing trade my way out of homelessness is very tough especially when im essentially hedging five other people's money at the homeless shelter. its fun but crazy. at least i made 400 bucks today

Anyone got one of those charts that shows companies in rectangles and how up or down they are? It's color coded green/red if they're up or down.

>>22996768
Enjoy bankruptcy. I'm already up 50%, and I'll be up about 150-200% monday.

>>22996807
lmao bro post your positions on PACD and i'll actually buy up some

>>22996783
O_O woah

>>22995766
>Take medicine
>Don't feel better after an hour
>"WTF THIS DOESN'T WORK."

the absolute state...

>>22996807
So everyone agrees that oil is garbage until at least next year, right?? Everyone knows that OPEC is probably going to increase supply, right Everyone knows that travel is still going to be in the trash until next year, right? Why the fuck would you buy oil right now?

>>22996282
>Just get ready and remember the end game.

>>22996867
Yeah for sure. For gods sake USO had to do an 8 to 1 RS. USO!!!!!

>>22995826
Imagine being the company strong enough to kill Drumpf.
Incredibly bullish.

>>22996890
>For gods sake USO had to do an 8 to 1 RS. USO!!!!!
translate this to english for me would ya

>>22996804
Finviz

>>22996819
Call me daddy, faggot.

>>22995766
the way they headline these news is so fucking biased
holy fucking shit

the original note is nothing like that

>>22996867
lol how did part of my post end up as oil pasta??

Everyone agrees with all of that though so buying DRIP right now sounds like a good idea. Seems like it hit support around the high $70 range and it back on track to continue upwards unless something retarded happens this weekend. Fuck me for instantly being down 10% on it today though. I guess I shouldn't be super sad since it's a 2x ETF

>>22996904
based, thank you

NEW @_@ !!!

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>>22996906
You opened your position at what price?

>>22996898
US oil dropped so low that the had to make 8 shares into 1 to save it from getting delisted.

Is it too late to get into DPCH? Should I wait to see how far it drops on Monday before getting in?

NEW >_>

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getting fucking tired of these smg threads leading with pics of dead anime girls. fuck you op.

>>22996949
It says so right in the pic, retard. 0.2798. It's ~0.4 now.