/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22988144
Nah if anything the fluscare is going to cause an irrational bounce upwards nextweek and delayed the NASDAQ pop by a bit

>>22988144
>muh chu-flu
kys chinkoid

V-Shaped recovery keep seething trannies

>>22988156
>imagine thinking that Covid is the problem

Irony. The swan would make sense if it was dumping already, saying something along the line, simple one liner told you so. Cut the crap with this retarded Nostradamus shit, facebook normie

SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPP
PLEASE MAKE HIM SHUT UUUUUP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22988144
do NOT go all-in on dollars

>>22988183
I thought you were referring to Trump's diagnosis. On a larger scale I agree with you

The black swan event already happened.

An elderly leader who didn't take a global pandemic seriously ended up catching the virus himself.

How could we have predicted this????

I think the big crash all you apocalyptic kids wish for might happen in 2024, we might have another crash october-november? Yes but it won't be like march levels, you should have bought the dip back then, you might get left behind

>>22988144

BUY UVXY, VOLTATLITY INCOMING
BIG MARKET CRASH
ORANGE MAN GOT THE COOF

why do people use black swan as the equivalent of bobo
it isn't about dumps, it means an event that could seem absurd and yet still happens
for example if the dollar did a hyperinflation in a couple of days and crypto mooned would be a black swan event
or all the exchanges get hacked and all of our money gets stolen

>>22988144
ok man... I tethered up my 50 linkies... I hope u right.. that was my life savins..

>>22988335
> this

>>22988335
>for example if the dollar did a hyperinflation in a couple of days and crypto mooned would be a black swan event
No, the black swan would be the event that caused hyperinflation, not the hyperinflation itself.

>>22988144
N

>>22988335
When it happens not as some kind of Kassandra shit. The meme should considered trolling outside of /b/ level with the sojak posters. 30day bans for not being able to meme

>>22988144
Oh black swan of repeating digits
May your prophesy be fulfilled
Let the the crash and burn be vicious
As the gods have so long willed

Lolololol. Naw.

>>22988335
What the fuck is all your money doing on exchanges in the first place?

*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*

>>22988566
i swing trad since i'm not getting taxed like burgers

>>22988335
Or if Jerome Powell just prints all the money to bail out every single company, buys up every single junk bond, mortgage, shares of companies and student loans
But that would never happen.


R-RRIGHTT???!!111

>>22988144
I’m ready

>>22988512
holy shit this is good

>>22988144
That's a man

>>22988654
What, are you implying that borrowing an exorbitant amount of printed money while the GDP stagnates somehow leads into US default, real estate crash, stock market crash and hyperinflation?!

Preposterous!

None of you seem to actually consider the fact that trump might survive

He's the fucking president you pleblords, do you think theyll just let him die to some chinese batsoup virus