/biz/ - Business & Finance

OPEN THE MARKET ALREADY LET ME SELL
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DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

Orange faggot killed my gains.

Orange faggot rebalanced my strangles so I don't have to roll up my puts.
bless him
(pls no limit down)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Were fucked arent we? Even if he does or doesnt recover, americans will be frothing to punish china for yhis

orange faggot got my covid stocks pumping

>>22982457
my guess is that he will not even show any symptoms
they probably test him multiple times every single day and caught it as early as possible

I'm never selling. Only accumulating.

>>22982335
What’s HYLN gonna do today?

>POTUS: thanks to the grace of God and the fine men at ________ Ive recovered IN FULL! See you at the debate joe!
what therapeutic treatment will he use, when they disclose that, whoever it is, that company is going to go to moon

Me with my cash reserves waiting to load up on the S&P 500

I AM NOT READY FOR ANOTHER RED MONTH I NEED MOMMY

Trump just saved my portfolio

The fuck? I bought into stocks yesterday and I'm already 7% down?

How fucked am I? I have a ton of GME calls that were already down a lot yesterday :/

What's the best bet on the death of president? Load up on sqqq calls or spy puts??

>>22982512
you're not down until you sell :^)

https://www.strawpoll.me/21035495
https://www.strawpoll.me/21035495
https://www.strawpoll.me/21035495
https://www.strawpoll.me/21035495

>>22982512
>buying stocks when stock market is in a downtrend
kek never change /biz/

>>22982515
if they are dated for today youre fucked

>>22982479
You know he's got that hydroxychloroquine on tap. He won't be out long

got $1k to burn today, what cheapies should I snag up? anything dumping harder than it reasonably should be?

>>22982542
No but 10/16

>>22982529
finally another kiki poster

>>22982479
Regeneron?

>>22982529
Do it faggot
The question in the poll I mean not that tranny

>>22982573
I'm up 20% so far

>>22982548
KO was dumping yesterday during a green day and fell even harder due to coof. They have earnings coming up which they'll crush (look at PEP) and even have a divvy.

>>22982542
I wonder if that guy who was really butthurt last night and obviously holding 10/2 calls will start posting soijacks again

>>22982530
We broke out of the downtrend on wednesday

GOD DAMN IT FUCK THIS RIGGED SYSTEM WHY ARE WALL STREET JEWS ALLOWED TO SELL IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS SHIT BUT I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL ITS DROPPED 10% AT THE OPEN RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW DID WE NOT PRICE THIS IN WHAT THE FUCK IT SHOULDVE BEEN THE FIRST THING TO BE PRICED IN ONCE COVID GOT BIG WTF

OOOOOOH YEAH! JUST WOKE UP!

How's it going Frens?

>>22982518
All I know is I almost pulled the trigger on some SQQQ calls yesterday and am kicking myself for not doing so :(

I'll still swing in and out today regardless, but fuck I could have made so much more.

>>22982609
>he fell for the efficient markets meme

>>22982587
There's a few anons with their entire portfolio (20k, 30k, etc) in GME

After I see what happens with the new SHLL ticker I'm likely going to not check my stocks for another 10-20 years. What is guarenteed to grow in that time?

Only stock that's actually dumping for me is the fucking SBE. Fucking spax memes, everything else just wiped out day of gains

THIS FUCKING FAGGOT RUINING MY DENN GAINS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>22982548
CRM, will hit 300 on earnings, remember the last they had?

>>22982625
Yea and they'll be OK in November assuming their holding stock and long calls for EOY, not fucking 10/2

>>22982632
>After I see what happens with the new SHLL ticker I'm likely going to not check my stocks for another 10-20 years. What is guarenteed to grow in that time?
Human misery

>>22982595
almost nobody sold, the prices get fucked up because there's no liquidity in pre mkt

>>22982545
im thinking he will say HQC and some therapy treatments too, I need to do some research on who are the leaders for therapeutics. some companies are even doing exosomes from mesenchymal stem cells for covid treatments

>>22982625
KEK
>>22982658
no, they won't, because they will panic and sell at a 10% loss (as usual)

>he thinks the world is not going into second lockdown

So do we panic sell everything at open?

>>22982665
most of these therapeutics are generic tho, check KMDA, legit corp, chart shows it will pop considerably in the near future

>>22982686
>the world
Well US definitely is

>>22982691
wouldn't we still be tanking if this was the rugpull
it's been slowly recovering over the last hour

>>22982691
dont panic

MRNA or PFE for the moonshot today bayabyes?

>>22982700
>most of these therapeutics are generic tho
ah fuck. im not putting money into islreal (teva is a large generic manufacturer)
>KDMA
thank you anon I will do some research you have a longer term play on them?

signal vs noise 101
Trump getting the WuFlu isn't a signal, it's noise. Probably a good buying opportunity.

>>22982691
You baghold for a million years
Welcome to hell faggot

Listen here faggots
>orangeman get chinkflu
>monopolises the media for weeks
>media can’t be mean to him because he’s patient
>he has no symptoms, keeps his routine doing everything from the fort
>gets speedy recovery
>Muh antibodies
>gets back to debating while having the virus beat
>wins

My guess is red dildo today, red dildo Monday morning, Monday closes green, bullrun is on

>>22982730
New York hasn't opened yet. That will tell you what you need to know.

Holding 350 GME. How likely am I to be fucked if I try to hold until Nov?

My LEAPS had finally clawed their way back into the green, too. Ah well.

Odds on President Pence?

coomer cat nowhere to be found

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY GAINS

>>22982790
>president mike "abortion is murder, homosexuality is a crime" pence
literal civil war

>>22982335
When will my HYLN shares show up?

>>22982791
We've just decided to edge ourselves a little bit longer before finally coomin'

>>22982791
OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

>>22982808
if you voted they should be there

>>22982730
Pre-market dumped a bit, and recovered a bit, overall still negative.
After market open, BIG dump. Questionable recovery.

>>22982335
>tfw trump got the rona on purpose to spread it to biden to kill him

>>22982691
Yes please. My 100% SQQQ portfolio is hungry

>>22982753
>thank you anon I will do some research you have a longer term play on them
Its an Israeli corp, but that's alright, they have some gems once in a while. This is a long term hold, won't sell until it hits 15-20, they have covid plasma treatment (that works) and other products in the oven. It hasn't really popped yet, but it held firmly all this turmoil + someone is buying and its starting to chart a nice flag. I highly suggest doing a dd on this one, could be huge.

CASHBROS..

>>22982805
you have one option left

>>22982838
nigger I'm down 7.5%

>>22982841
Fuck you, I'm holding. I'm holding if it drops 10%, and I'll hold these bags until I retire, and take my profits in 2050.

>>22982841
QQQfags and TQQQfags gonna be QQing all day today

Errrr BULLTARDS?!!? I thought you said CORONAVIRUS was a FUCKING MEME?!?!?!? Then... WHY?!?!?! ARE THE MARKETS TANKING?!?!?!?!?!?

YOU were WORNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh hey, another crash... time to buy while also playing off the volatility of the market, this is where we get rich :DDDD

>>22982825
I didn’t vote but it still says I have the shares I feel like you’re fucking with me but if you’re not I’m going to kill myself unironically

>>22982819
Leveraged 100X BASED

Ok boys here’s the part of my portfolio that has held strong in after hours
>CX- I think it’s trump death proof
>NEE- I know it’s solid but it does tend to follow the market
>DIV- I don’t expect it to drop too
much
Now for my one stock that’s bled out overnight
>SBE- going to liquidate at open, possibly buy back in during the day.
Plays for today
>SQQQ- going to throw a grand at it at open just to see. I don’t plan on holding anything but NEE, CX, and DIV over the weekend. What’s your trump-Covid portfolio looking like?

>>22982868
What are we buying gents?

>>22982872
Ever thought about buying a bridge?

>>22982863
WROOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22982882
S Q Q Q l o t t o t i c k e t s

>>22982686
It's sort of happening in the UK.
Just locking down the cities with the most minorities.

market can't go down if you hold bros

>>22982878
>CX
what's the idea behind holding Cemex? Infrastructure play or just capital preservation because probably solid 'as cement'? Asking because they look cheapish

Made 100 bucks on LONE in premarket.

Thank LONE friend!

>>22982878
>SBE
I'm still green on SBE, but if we do get a massive dip, it's worth cashing out half on the jump up today and buying in way lower

What are my fellow anons looking to get cheapies of?

>>22982899
Splitting between sqqq lottos and spy puts. We're going down down. Down down

>tfw still holding 230 shares of MRO
I'LL NEVER SELL
ONLY BUY MORE
I WILL MAKE GAINZ FROM THEM MARK MY WORDS

I work at an Exxon plant. it was weird seeing whtie boomers for the first time have mask on this morning on the way out. fuck I hope i dont get fired

>>22982940
>spy puts
which puts you lookin at?

>>22982842
i will dig, thanks for the tip. and lots of these bio/pharm guys are talking about some really cool shit coming out soon not related to covid but many of them are private unfortunately

>>22982932
Infrastructure play. I bought in in June around $2.90 but averaged up a few times to $3.26. I initially bought in because I would see cemex trucks constantly, and I figured an infrastructure package was a logical response to Covid and joblessness.

SBE making a comeback, might actually hold

what the fuck happened

>>22982971
I don't see spy going any lower then 325

>>22983030
drump is not alive

>>22983030
Trump got the coof

Sell everything and buy UVXY

>>22982805
If only we could be so lucky.

>>22983030
>t. illiterate retard who didn't read the OP

Circuit breakers at open?

>>22983014
PM exaggerates movements, there's no supports with such low volume.

>>22983034
>>22982971
I'm thinking a couple 330$ for 10/16 in case mild dip. Then some cheap 300$ just in case something catastrophic does happen to him.

>>22982479
what if he never had covid and this is just his excuse to not get the vaccine?

>>22983040
I like your style friend

looking forward to loading up on gme today

>>22983040
>implying I didn't do that yesterday
when to take profits though?

>Trump camp gets tested, him and his wife are the only ones with it
>Biden camp gets tested, 90% of them have it
Would this be bullish or bearish

Trump getting covid-19 is one person closer to the herd immunity! Bullish as fuck!

>>22983106
that would be genius. there are going to be so many people that claim religious beliefs to not get the vaccine, and im with them im not about to get a brand new, rushed drug put into me, fuck that

>Trump has the 'rona
I am never going to financially recover from this.

>>22983117
When it hits at least 30

>>22983128
ALL BULL ALWAYS HAS BEEN ALWAYS WILL BE

>>22982995
cheers
>>22982997
aha

>covid is a hoax lolol just the flu guys
>nooo not the heckin trumperino, not the orange bankruptcy booy, the chinko pinkos will pay for this
Which one is it guys?

>>22983128
bearish, but fun

>>22983081
Sounds good, kind of want to buy a deep itm 10/5 to day trade today as well

>>22982529
>That one cuck who voted
Kek

>>22983175
bearish is always fun

>>22983168
Literally no one has even suggested he might die

>>22983168
>hurr durr I can't read tone, I don't udnerstand nuance, I'mm urr rdrroollinng gerertartd
It's this
>covid is dumb and gay
>everyone else thinks it's real
>Trump has it
>now everyone's gonna panic and sell

>>22983168
sums up entirety of /pol/ kek

>>22983168
Those aren't mutually exclusive you retard. Trump can get corona and corona can still be an overhyped coof with a 99%+ survival rate

CRSR is the only thing in my folio that is holding on and thats just barely.

>>22983227
CRSR gonna bust over 25 today.

Got 25k cash in my account what should I buy during this dip?

I have 10$ GME calls that expire 10/16 WTF DO I DO

>>22983237
SBE

>>22983237
I’m going to liquidate my SBE, then buy in when it gets really low and juicy

>>22982335
hope he dies kek

So what's the next spac to get excited about? Something cheap now that i can take a fun $1k gamble on

Is the GME squeeze still on the table?

>>22983184
Prob not a bad idea. I just think it wouldn't be bad to waste a grand on some lotto tickets just in case too. If something does happen to him and this bitch plummets it could make ya rich. Pure gambling gotta love it. Chance's are nothing happens buttttttttt on the off chance it does

Why don't we just pump and dump Razer?

>>22983263
I hope he lives and loses the election for maximum volatility.

>>22983271
I fucking really hope so I’m worried as shit

>>22983168
>Chinko pinko
Nice. Haven't seen this before, I'm going to use it from now on

>tfw the market priced in trump's death in futures.
+2% today!

>>22982335

Premarket has a low volume so should we expect a dump or recovery after open?

Got some PFE and UVXY, how else do I hedge the impending pee poo dump?

>>22983286
>the tribe gave trump the coof in order to stop GME squeeze

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22983286
Im sitting an average cost of 7.39 but I don't wanna lose these gains if the squeeze isnt likely anymore

>>22983241
Why did you think this GameStop thing was happening in October

>only have $1400 to buy today’s dip that will be fully recovered by next Tuesday
Fuck I should start keeping more cash on hand

Down 10% on GME. Planning on riding this until November. What’s the chances that i’ll lose it all?

>>22983296
Mass panic

>>22983263
>0.6% fatality rate
>Curve has flattened dramatically since June because we know how to best treat it
>Hydroxychloroquine can inhibit the growth of the virus in its early stages
>Rigged poll still shows 56% think he'll win the election
>Getting firefighters and police union support
>Can campaign day and night for weeks and hosts huge rallies
>Was considered unbeatable all of last year
He'll live and he'll win. With a bigger vote share than last time.

The squeeze is still on the track as scheduled on next Monday.

This is just the initial shock of everyone trying to beat everyone else to the expected sell. It's already cooled off so now comes the buying. By opening bell everything could be green again. Trump getting the cold is actually WHO GIVES A FUCK.

>>22983368
This.

>>22983368
Goyim i only see stonks going down

>>22983040
why tho, mkt is gonna bounce

https://twitter.com/timinhonolulu/status/1311883569086623744

I bought back yesterday. My fucking luck. I also bought a meme for the first time (GME) I still have 35% cash. Should I assume the loss and dump before he croaks or should I just buy more and wait 3 months to get back to where I am right now

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22983365
NOT
FUCKING
SELLING

The "becky fund" some guy has been posting about got me thinking: Would ETSY be a good buy?

>>22983336
pretty good chance honestly, GME is a known pump and dump short squeeze

WHO GIVES A FUCK THAT TRUMP HAS A COLD. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO EMOTIONAL AND STUPID. WHAT A SURPRISE ADULTS ARE DUMB

>>22983271
did the naked long shit got resolved? there was an sec paper circulating with an argument that the squeeze if off

>miss me, anon?

>>22983430
>his head of state has corona
yikes dude. shorted.

>>22983368
Just came out of an uptrend since the last hill, people are gonna take their profits from the last week and dump hard today.

BOBOS RISE UP

>>22983430
imagine if he dies.

>>22983365
>threshold securities
what's that?

>>22983430
>WHAT A SURPRISE ADULTS ARE DUMB
underage b& detected

Holy fucking shit. A chargepoint charging dock just tunneled under my place of business

I have no idea what to buy, I'm thinking about just dumping shit into Amazon

>>22983448
>the US is now a monarchy

>>22983430
>WHAT A SURPRISE ADULTS ARE DUMB
>adults

>>22983430
The reason is actually what you just said but in a different way. It's the expectation that people are that dumb. It's a self fullfilling prophecy in that way. Everyone is expecting everyone else to be retarded and sell, so they sell before these dummies can sell (in their own minds) thus creating the panic. It's not that anyone is really panicked over Trump. It's just the idea that this could be seen as a negative for the market by "everyone else".

>>22983364
He's fat and 75, his rate is closer to 10% chance of death.

>>22983430
4-10% chance of dying

So is today the day I sell everything and buy some UVXY and DRIP? I wish I was optimistic as >>22983368 but every other time some even remotely negative shit has happened the market tanks for a couple days. The US president having corona right before the election + OPEC increasing supply/potential for more lockdowns make inverses sound pretty good right now

Trump deliberately infected himself with corona so that he can convince his republican senators to pass the slimmed-down democratic stimulus package which Trump has expertly negotiated down.

>>22983479
>>22983486
He also has the best medical aside from the smollyhat bois

>>22983479
>>22983486
Well he has probably the best possible health care in the world too.

Trump will be fine and in 2 weeks market will boom when he downplays covid.

The amount of cope in this thread is funny too. Who cares the sitting president has a chance to die. Seriously? Why would you think that this wouldn't shake up the market? Just buy some cheap lotto tickets to leverage and hope for the best

>>22983473
crm, they're under accumulation and will pop on earnings like a mf, target 3 hunna at least

>>22983462
Shorts refusing to deliver the stocks that they bought.

>sold my corsair share yesterday at 22 because it was super high in the 1D std dev channel
>it dropped to 19.5 in the premarket

feels good to have sold the top

>>22983508
This, and he probably doesn't even have it just for this reason.

>>22983486
so, 90-96% chance of green as fuck market in few weeks?

yep, im buying more calls.

>>22983508
Unironically this.

>>22983486
4% is the average death rate. 8-10 deaths are ages 65+ and the chances go up exponentially the older and more morbidly obese you are. He has a 1/5 chance that he will pass away.

>>22983502
>we just had the debate
>all of a sudden Trump gets covid

coincidence?

>>22983525
23.24 was the top in premarket yesterday and it drops this hard every day before it gaps and runs.

>>22983420
Yeah, I’m quite worried. I think it’ll drop more too. Not sure whether I should just sell and admit it didn’t work out for me or hold until Monday/when the short squeeze will supposedly take place.

i have 900$ to trade with today

spy puts or sqqq calls?

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY

>>22983520
you mean refusing to cover the loaned shares? what's the implications on this? so the owners of the shares want to get them back and sell?

>>22983546
Both candidates will be immune to corona then. bullish.

>>22983478
Let's all agree not to sell

>>22983531
This would be literally 5d chess.

what stocks are gonna get JUSTed the hardest today?

>>22983558
The shorter has to deliver the shares that they lost. If they don't deliver by Monday, they must market-buy immediately during the trading hours. Look up the SEC regulation for threshold securities.

>>22983557
I'm looking at inverses. UVXY seems like it has the most potential gains, DRIP is probably going to continue up since OPEC is increasing supply and there might be more lockdowns. I would love anyone to recommend something else but that's what is looking to be the best play

>>22983575
spce and wkhs, all the ones with bullish flags before the charts got fucked up

>>22983575
Chinese stuff, maybe travel and hospitality.

>>22983416
Etsy already has all growth priced in, they're trying to keep their sellers who are majority poor artists who can't afford forced 15% ad fees. They are mad as fuck jumping ship to Shopify and wix en masse so growth projection is shit. It's like squeezing juice out of a dehydrated fruit
T. my girlfriend has an etsy shop.

>>22983541
This. Yea the virus is nothing to us. But what about a 75 year old fat man? With who fucking knows what kind of underlying issues there may be.

>>22983578
what are the odds this actually happens on Monday?

>>22983520
There are a few GME delivery failures but some of them are also on calls
https://www.sec.gov/data/foiadocsfailsdatahtm

>>22983571
The october surprise is him "getting covid" then getting over it in like 3 days and looking healthier than ever.

>>22983508
This

>>22983598
3

>>22983610
He pretty much has to sit out the next two weeks

>>22983593
BoJo is not that different and he had a hard time getting out alive.

>>22983585
>>22983498
Anyone at all buying inverses today?? Fuck me why are my posts invisible on here

Thinking about buying
>LMT
>FDX
>TGT
>UNH
>HD
on the dip. What do I do?

>>22983626
Well yeah I don't mean coming out at a rally. Can be on camera though.

>>22983430
>fat old fuck living off a diet of mcdicks grease
yeah, I'm thinking we're dumping

I updated tradingview app this morning and now it won't load any charts, has anyone else had this problem?

>>22983636
Only things to be bought during this dip are
>NEE
>HD
>PLUG
>SPCE
>SBE
Possibly SQQQ at open

>>22983634
>Fuck me why are my posts invisible on here
You gotta put more memes and random ALL CAPS or s p a c e d l e t t e r s in your shit. Also say faggot and nigger more.

>>22983636
Where's the dip for those faggot?

>>22983674
Hello anon, I saw your post here and felt compelled to respond. I don't know why though.

>>22983636
I'm gonna 40% Link, 30% AGI, 30% TOMO.

>>22983682
Everything is dumping today retard

>>22983674
Hey, look at this guy's post

>>22983674
I agree

Where we at? This the big one?

>>22983674
Ah okay makes sense thanks anon

HOW MANY OF YOU FAGGOT NIGGERS ARE BUYING INVERSES TODAY??

I'm looking at UVXY and DRIP, thinking about selling all my SQ and UPS at a small loss

I HAVE NO CASH IN MY PORTFOLIO AND IT TAKES 1 BUSINESS DAY TO TRANSFER FROM MY BANK

>>22983696
you wish

>>22983592
Thanks.
I know SHOP is the bigger player already, I was just wondering if potentially ETSY could reach a similar level.
Don't know much about WIX though, except that it's an Israeli company.

I can’t believe people are going to dump GME right before a massive gap up.

>>22983628
He's like 17 years younger too.

>>22983696
Not CODX

>Trump fucks up the economy! Sell!
>trump is too sick to fuck up the economy, sell!
But why?

>>22983714
I use chase banking and chase trading. Instant cash, which is kinda dangerous if you think about it.

>>22983719
Wait a sec, WIX bought DeviantArt?

CRSR heading to green land right now

>>22983730
Historically incumbent presidents with a good economy at election time get reelected.
Orange man bad

>>22983730
based

>>22983714
Download robinhood real quick if ya need to gamble that quickly. Up to 1000$ instant deposit and 5000$ instant deposit with gold

>>22983712
What the fuck is an inverse? Is that like a broker?

>>22983744
either he dies then pence gets btfo by biden or trump gets the immunity

either scenario is green af. QQQ +100% EOY

>>22983531
holy fuck this would be genius.

but even if he dies, isn't president pence bullish?

>>22983674
Couldn’t help but notice your post. Keep on keep on my man. You’re the one. Yea-a-a-h big gains, I can see big gains for you brother

>>22983628
Yeah but he's a bong. You seen the shit they eat? I'm surprised bongs make it to 50

>>22983768
What's a broker? I don't wanna pay someone to make me broke, that sounds dumb.

>horsey crashing in after hours

That’s not very cash money of you

I just want to make some money pls

>>22983776
President Pence would be hilarious as he is basically what the left accuses Trump of being.

>>22983198
Kek.. imagine this on Trumps death bed
"If I won´t live, the chinks won´t live" and he drops the nukes on them

>>22983719
The only reason why it's so high is because they had a good quarter with people trying to side hustle and boomers reading on cnbc that people are buying hand made masks from there. They will probably do good for the next 6 months but they are seriously trying to keep their poor sellers to an insane amount. Like I mentioned, earlier this year they added a policy that by default, and mandatory for anyone who's made 10k, will be forced to have ads of their products on websites and if someone clicks the sellers will be forced to pay a 15% commission. It's desperate as fuck and not good for the long term considering their sellers hate them.

>>22983776
President Pence would fix the US.

>>22983803
0% chance of pence winning the election. only evangelical christian retards would want pence.

>>22983479
he's a rich guy he ain't gonna die like the average amerifat

>>22983791
>>22983786
>>22983768
>>22983702
>>22983687
Yeah big funnies guys good job

I can't seriously be the only fucking person in the thread talking about buying inverses today. Prove to me that some of you have half a fucking brain.

SQQQ or UVXY? Anyone been playing DRIP lately?

>>22983789
>https://www.businessinsider.in/the-trump-campaigns-4-major-food-groups-while-traveling-were-reportedly-mcdonalds-kfc-pizza-and-diet-coke/articleshow/61899243.cms
>The Trump campaign's '4 major food groups' while traveling were reportedly McDonald's, KFC, pizza, and Diet Coke

yeah he sounds like he eats way healthier than bongs...

>>22983531
Yeah he's saying he has it so they can't crash the market and blame it on him before the elections, though they might crash now anyway

I have never hated another race as much as I hate the chinks. I want war. It’s time to heal this planet and exterminate the Chinese. My only regret is that I have but one life to give for my planet

>>22983828
I’ve personally always liked pence

>>22983803
>>22983828
what's wrong with pence? he's always seemed like a cool guy and looks presidential as fuck. who cares if he hates gays, all i care about is the economy and the stock market anyways.

>>22983851
crash isn't going to happen lol. priced in.

>>22983660
https://www.shana-anderson.com/fishbowl

He's the president. He got a crack team of doctors. Even if he's a fat elderly dude, he got the best of the best in healthcare

Nasdaq will close with less than 1% losses by 4pm.
It's an opposite day anons, buy at open sell at close

I bet the liberal taking heads on tv have to hold back their joy. I bet they won’t even feign sympathy that the leader of the free world is sick thanks to chinks

>>22983709
>Flash sale for cheapies at worst
>Don't bet against usa o-okay anon?

so whats the go to strategy for trump corona?
-a) short the market, which stocks SQQQ or is there a triple inverse S&P 500
-b)Buy blue chips cheap
-c) Buy meme stocks very cheap

>>22983851
the "crash" is already over. Market will be green by bell.

Guys this shit is scary.. imagine what the US will do against the chinks if the fucking president dies from the chink flu

>>22983839
I'm buying SQQQ lotto tickets. I'll be honest and admit I'm so new I didn't even know what UVXY and DRIP were until just now. I understand why UVXY makes sense but why the inverse on oil?

>>22983854
the VIX jumped 3 points already but okay buddy.

October will now be TRUMP WATCH, dominating the news cycle up until the election, killing any momentum that the Biden campaign was building. Trump will emerge 100% cured just prior, due to his heavy dosing of hydroxychloroquine

>>22983839
Eh, I'm neck deep in bobo shit already so I'll probably go with short dated spy puts or something.

>>22983476
>Not kids
>Kids are smart

>>22983856
>>22983862
biden is better for economy then pence retards. the only reason that trump is so great for economy is that he ran to the left on clinton regarding the economy. pence would resume the failed austerity retardation and crash the market.

what's going to happen to china stocks bros

i just bought BABA yesterday

Where in tf is /pmg/?

>>22983902
a) >https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/3USS:IM

>>22983457
>wears a toupe
>Hehe I'm not bald
??

>>22983634
>>22983498
my body is ready

>>22983891
Epstein has the best lawyers, mike Tyson had the best punch, Brendan Frazier had the best hair and they all fell anyway

>>22983854
Fuck that I don't want the war to happen for at least another few years so I have my chance to 'make it' before everything falls apart and I either get killed or an hero while the world is falling apart

>>22983923
BABA is safe

LONE going nuts

>>22983900
it's interesting, i had a talk with my dad about covid and the possibility of it being "engineered" or something by the dems. i don't think that's the case, i tend to go with the classic saying "Never Attribute to Malice That Which Is Adequately Explained by Stupidity". the dems are just opportunists, they must be thrilled right now even though they didn't orchestrate this themselves. like the bully at your school getting into a car accident or something, you didn't cause it but man are you happy about it.

>>22983902
dunno, I know for sure the trump having the coofs is just the way of getting americans to trust the medical experts to use the vaccine

LONEGANG WE HIT 0.75 PM WOOHOOOOO!
If you set your TP like I told you, congrats on your RICHES!

>But how did you know?
I stumbled upon a good discord and figured out how to filter the real moves from the noise, that's it. For lone, there was a new drop that appeared before any news feed picked it up from one dude who did great DD, then the price immediately moved. After that, while it was crabbing around the 0.4 level, we got news that other large trading discords were getting in on it as well, which guaranteed it was going to pump (and probably dump).
The float for the stock was so low, even just the discord I'm in could have solo orchestrated a pnd, let alone with all the other people on board.

>>22983908
I only say UVXY because it looks like it could move more percentage-wise than SQQQ. The oil inverse is because A) OPEC is increasing supply and B) there are winter lockdown fears

Looking for someone to prove me wrong though, I don't want to throw money at inverses again and then the trend immediately reverses

>>22983946
You're not comparing law and crime to healthcare, are you?

>>22983923
I wonder what a direct nuke to their facilities will do to stock value

>>22983106
Winner, winner chicken dinner, this faggot was hanging with bolsonraro and all of those other faggots who tested positive as far back as February, I am sure he already had it long ago

They're about to announce a vaccine ready and he wants to tap out.

Is it moderna?
I think is moderna because all the Boomers have their money there

Nothing will happen. Load up on calls

>>22983660
Fuck, I was hoping this was a film.

>>22983862
His wife won't even let him LOOK at other women
He's whipped

>>22983990
wasn't AZN the closest to finishing their test?

>>22983981
Where do people find these discord/slck groups without paying out the nose to join them?

>>22983974
Let me guess, Qanon is the real deal too, right?

>>22983862
Pence is a real man. He shouldve been president

>>22984000
He said he won't be around women alone so he doesn't get falsely accused, he's pretty dialed in.

>>22984016
Look for stocks that moved fast, then go to stocktwit and/or twitter and see who's talking about them. Check their bio for discords. Some are paid, but a lot of them are free.

Should I buy more Palantir stocks?

Buy the dip, thank me in 3 weeks

>>22983862
He looks like Christian Bale in character. He even sounds like him.
Pretty based and bullish

Buy UVXY

>CVX and RDS
It’s never going to get better, is it, oilbros

>>22984026

Yeah. That motherfucker gets it. Not all women are evil opportunists, but it only takes one to ruin a motherfucker

>>22984010
AZN is dead because of all the neurological issues it caused.
MRNA is an even worse prospect. I would not take an MRNA vaccine for the next decade minimum.

PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING BACK TO WORK
SHOCKER!!

>>22983862
He's a sectarian who believes that only through mutual destruction can humanity wash itself from its sins. The economy being a huge sin itself

>>22984065
the neurological issue (not plural) was confirmed to be unrelated to vaccine.

>>22983974
>covid and the possibility of it being "engineered" or something by the dems.

It’s known in the inner circles that the DNC was behind the plague, smallpox, and the 1918 flu

Get in. No trannies allowed
>>22984079
>>22984079
>>22984079

>>22984069
dilate

>>22984039
ty fren

>>22984082
Yes plural. One dude got an extremely rare disease, another got another extremely rare disease. Both neurological in nature. I haven't seen any news they were unrelated to the vaccine though. Even if they CLAIM so, I wouldn't take it at face value one way or the other (other competitor WILL plant fake patients in AZN trials that will come up with various exotic issues, but AZN will do their best to pretend every real issue with their vaccine is not real).

>>22982473
High IQ

>>22983904
Fucking nothing?

>>22983918
I cant understand that the conversation still turns about hurr durr economy and policy crap.
>Steal nomination from Bernie
>Rig all debates
>Conduct a jew coup (Impeachment) based on quid pro quo bullshit that Biden actually did
>Murder epstein
>Biden's a pedo
>Satanic fucks run wild in demoncrap party
Hurr durr muh economy.

Kill yourself.

>>22983904
Media will call it the trump virus, claim it has always been called the trump virus and mock how ironic it was he got killed by the virus he created.
Demons.

>>22983743
whats the potential for CRSR?
where is it realistically valued lads?

>>22984812
check Logitech for their broad market competition.

WKHS -10% PREMARKET. ABANDON SHIP