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I KNEEL BOBOS, PLEASE.... JUST NO CIRCUIT BREAKER TOMMOROW

FUTURES

trump now pushes the vaccine forward to Oct 14th. covid is gone by december.

I have literally never bought a stock, but this seems like a good day for it. Where do I start?

What's the play tomorrow during PM?

>SQQQ
>UVXY
?

time to stock up on all chinese stocks

>tfw your portfolio is gonna gap down 15% in pre and another 15% during trading hours.

>>22979012
Fuck you

ARE WE RECOVERING OR IS IT A BEAR FLAG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT IS TIME

>>22978987
>bought puts mid-week expecting Pelosi to be herself and cuck any stimulus desires, and sell out my puts tomorrow
>just got an accelerant bigger than blasting brake cleaner in the intake

>>22979032
Dead cat bounce.

Reminder:
Watch the futures during the night and then make your decision just before opening.
I'm doing swings on forex and landing a few dollars per trade. But the biggest swings are over for now.
If it trends up, your stocks will take a hit and your options will pay out some if you have puts, but they will be short lived depending on market action.

>>22979032
That’s a clear as day flag

Just wait until Normies wake up lol

Post all your puts/ calls with the expiry date and striker price for tomorrow morning.

>>22978987
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM GONNA KILL YOU COOM CAT

>>22979012
That bobo is out there, it cant be bargained with, it cant be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop............ EVER, untill you are broke!!!!!

Good stocks to write covered calls on when I only have 2k?

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!

>>22978987
>Qi-Pao-qunni
>ignored
Lolno

I’m buying calls tomorrow never bet against america or trump

Luckily I went half cash gang and VIXY calls on Wednesday so I’m going to make it.

>>22979095
If bobo bleeds, we can kill him

>Trump Recovers from Coronavirus
>Stimulus Bill Passed
>Biden Dies
>half of electors say that a vote for Biden will count to them as a vote for Harris, the other half disagree
>Trump wins in the biggest landslide of all time
>NASDAQ hits 15,000 before eoy

Dream Timeline

Should I really hold through the blood?

What are the odds of a civil war now? 90%?

Even if trump recovers nobody will think this is just a coincidence. Hell, i think he was intentionally exposed to some sort of bioweapon.

Fuck I have no cash in my account. If I buy on margin and deposit the amount later that day is it still margin?

Well.
Futures are at their lows for the night. Forex volatility has levelled off, and I made 2 days of pay in an hour (500+)
It wasn't much since I didn't go all in (I should have) but it was a great fucking night to do some news based trading on the forex markets.
See you all at the opening bell.

>buy the dip

>>22979128
Glad I loaded up on ammo and have been freezing my cum in tupperware since March.

I'm ready for the civil fucking war, bring it on

>>22979122
That’s what I’m doing. Can’t time the market and I’m not letting these Jews buy cheapies from me.

>>22979122
Yes its fucking nothing

>>22979128
can you feel it, anon?
its his turn

>>22979128

Infected during the debate.

>>22979141
I am sorry, brother. But one of us must be found within the wreckage

>>22979150
You time the market through monetary news.
Do some fucking forex trading and make some easy money that way.

Trick or treaters love Crows. Buy lots of Crows for them!

>>22979128
this nigga

Put selling time tomorrow

>>22979128
Odds are still pretty low as long as he survives. He will, and he will survive easily. It will give him so much fucking ammo to say it was bullshit after personal experience, and the country will re-open, pouring new economic growth the likes of which you have never seen, believe me. We will make America Great Again... Again!

>>22979141
>>22979161

>>22979147
>and have been freezing my cum in tupperware since March
This doesn't help anyone, let alone you.

I just got a girl to send her first topless pic ever.
>her titties
>my eyes only
>fucking 19 year old college girl
I’m fucking flattered she actually trusts me so much.

>>22979185
Stop posting pasta

>>22979120

post. your. SQQQ. calls.

>>22979128
Pretty low.

Humans are lazy. Especially Americans. All we want is cold beer, warm pussy, and to pretend we’re actually doing shit and standing for something.

>>22979185
How did you do it? Did you show her your robinhood gainz?

>>22979180
]my frozen cum is the best investment I've made and I've been buying NAK for months

don't be fucking mad because you haven't been freezing your loads, get a small tupperware container and start freezing today

Mark my words; I will never trade an election again. In 4 years I’m going all cash.

>>22979185
if dubs you post them here or remove your trip forever

>>22979204
>implying I’d bearfag
>ever
Hahaha

NOOOOOOO WHY ARE WE ALREADY RECOVERING? I WANT CHEAPIES.

"together?"

"togezer."

Will the market crash on Trump having Covid?

>>22979185
Full conversation record required. Post on pastebin. I need to learn how to do this when it’s obvious they want me to.

>>22979185
>>22979223
>>22979222
I better see some goddamn tiddies right fucking now scoops

>>22979141
Question is what's dipping?

>RKT jump yesterday
>tfw all that progress go back to 19 again

PLS BOBO PLS AT LEAST PUT ON LUBE.

>>22979222
Holy fucking baaaassedddd.........

Gold mooning

IS THAT IT BOBO, I EAT THESE DIPS FOR BREAKFAST

>>22979222
RIP 2 scoops

>>22979032
it'll crab until people wake up and realize not only does he have it but he's been in contact with a shit ton of important people, not to mention having just debated Biden

>>22979231
yes

is there a legit site to hire prostitutes in America

>>22979128
>trump retests
>immediately negative
>trump tells everyone corona virus is a hoax perpetrated by the ccp and democrats
>mic drop

>>22979219
Why the fuck do you have your own fucking cum, frozen???

Plot twist, Nancy and Steven announce Gorona Stimulus deal tomorrow.

>>22979272
Is called TikTok o think

>>22979272
Yes.

>>22979278
Take off the trip scoops, it's over for (you) >>22979222

slumpf has to eat his greenies this week

>>22979272
>>>/soc/

best inverse ETFs for a poorfag to buy?

>>22979215
I-I-I’ll take warm beer and cold pussy. Just saying.

>>22979276
Would be legendary

BUY THE FUCKING DIP RETARDS

>>22979278
I plan on finding out porn stars that I jack to and send them jars of my frozen cum as a thank you

>>22979252
It means you still have a chance for 19 RKT shares before it moons.
>inb4 RKT is the only thing that performs well tomorrow

>>22979299
Those aren't dubs, those are trips
Also reddit invented gets, go back there

>>22979219
I don't trust people like you.

>>22979222
Hahaha
>implying I’d listen
It appears that you fail to understand what an absolute faggot that I am

its already fucking going back up. Green opening.

>>22979322
No. This run up was due to stimulus optimism. All optimism is gonna. Only pain awaits us now.

>>22979032
Both. Tomorrow should be interesting. Trump being out of commission for a few weeks isn't necessarily directly bad for the markets as Pence will take over everything as is his job's primary purpose for existing. That's not an issue. The problem from the market's point of view is how this affects the election. And let's be clear on this, the market is absolutely set to blood waterfall if Trump were to lose.

TRUMP GETTING CORONAVIRUS CANCELLED GO BACK HOME BOBO ITS OVER

>>22979335
GameFaqs invented gets.

>>22979242
Kekkies go fuck yourself

>>22979338
You have your anime I have my cum, we are all here for one thing: to make it so we can buy more anime, freeze more cum

>>22979353
aw, nah scoops, you know it doesn't work like that. You can't beat the meme magic of a trips GET, your portfolio will be ruined as remittance instead.

>>22979128
Low however the only stock I have not set a tight stop loss for open on this morning is Ruger.

>>22979362
>et to blood waterfall if Trump were to lose.
I really don't think so. biden is not bernie. it might for the first week but I can't see it lasting.

>>22979399
Corp tax from 21 to 28

Waterfall confirmed

>>22979329
I am inspired, sir. Inspired.

>futures recovering
what a nothingburger

>>22979399
>it might for the first week but I can't see it lasting.
try to the first year

>>22978987
Can someone fill me in, why is trump getting covid fucking with the economy? What correlation even is there

Do you guys have any desktop trackers for your stocks? Just to keep an eye on them while doing other shit?
Which ones? Are they paid?

>>22979408
was it the same under obama?

So..... SQQQ on PM?

>>22979383
She’d find out if I posted that shit because I know this is a board full of absolute bottom of the barrel niggers.
If it weren’t, then why are there so many butt pics in the catalog?
>I’ll tell you why:

P O O
O
O

L O O
O
O

>>22979440

2nd wave is real

>>22979440
you dont understand the markets at all do you lol

This is obviously the thread theme
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy5t7CsPUHE&feature=share

>>22979353
filtered forever faggot

>>22979408
Literally nothing when people start spending like crazy. People whine bitchass about this then when it after gets implemented they get new loopholes.

I told you fags stimulus won't pass until after the election.

I said I wouldn’t trade again but this looks like the easiest play ever. Should I buy SQQQ premarket or at the open? Or is this bullish for big tech cause it brings the NWO coup closer and they probably infected him?

>>22979399
Well, market can cover a lot of ground in a week. I agree it would probably be a spike down spike right back up and then crab some as we wait to see what the fuck Biden is actually going to do and on what timeline. Always a big difference between a poltician's platform and their actions when elected.

>>22979483
Good riddance, nigger

>>22979441
Fidelity Pro Trader is good even if it's UX is dated.

>>22979441
I just have tradingview up with watchlist window open.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22979500
i feel like uvxy is the safer play. thoughts?

Will be become nikkei 2.0 if biden wins?

>>22979526
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’M A FUCKING NIGGER

>>22979539
based

i need to go to bed but im scared

Is trump getting covid bullish or bearish? they will need to produce the vaccine quick

I'm scared

WHY DIDNT I TRUST MY GUT AND BUY SPY PUTS INSTEAD OF CALLS. IM OUT $800 IN SPY CALLS EXPIRING TOMORROW I WAS SO SURE WE WERE GOING TO BE GREEN I PICKED UP THESE CALLS MIDDAY TODAY NOW THEYRE WORTH JACK SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK I WAS GONNA GET PUTS BUT I TALKED MYSELF INTO GETTING CALLS

>>22979537
If we don’t invent a new currency system it’s all but certain

Fed already has mit workikg on a fedcoin and they have some from coin desk too I believe.

And no I’m not larping.

>>22979560
>CHING CHING LING LONG
>ME ROVE YOU RONG TIME
THAT’S RIGHT, YOU FUCKING MARGARET THATCHER!

>>22979185
POST THEM I NEED A MORALE BOOST

>>22979526
>>22979539

Futures fighting so bravely to get back to point of control at 3330! You can do it, I believe in you :o
Also I must point out it is 33 days until the election, initiatory @_@
>>22979508
post tt I won't tell anyone promis

We're DOMPING tomorrow. TRUMPPPPP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don't play the markets or anything, just have shares in one company that's been doing well. I have zero experience actually trading. Would it be wise to set a Limit Sell slightly below what the market is at now, then if it sells and I see it rising again I could just buy back in and ride the rise or least just bail before it tanks?
Also, I'm gonna need my money on the next month or so. Will the market recover by then anyway so this is all unnecessary and I should just leave it alone?

>>22979566
>Buying weeklies
Honestly you lose either way.

>>22979017
Based, me too.
Suggestions pls?

>>22979596
I can’t because I’m a fucking niggermonkey.
Just check my ID, faget
>>22979539

>>22979624
NVDA or AMD are guarenteed to go up if you wait a few weeks and wanna small, but good gains

SELL
EVERYTHING

Who diamond hamds here?

I buy stuff and then i hold no matter what.

>>22979506
Oh and also don't forget this isn't just about the presidency. Congress and senate numbers will change. So, in the event of Biden presidency but without dem control of both senate and congress, the market will not react as negatively. Market will react very negatively if the dems get both. It's very unlikely they would though. Fence sitting folk might vote for dem president but not be quite so cool with reelecting a congressman and senator who, for example, did fuck all about all the riots in their state, played partisan games with the stimulus bill for months, etc.

I wouldn't buy anything now. Market hates uncertainty. We might bleed badly for a week.

There was just a harvard medicine twitter post about the presidents condition, I'll repost it here.

>"Normally a person with the diet and age of the president would likely fall victim to covid and die, but because of the presidents massive fucking [sic] nutsack he will not only defeat this virus, but also push GME to $120.

>>22979613
No no no, you don't want to play when the markers are recovered. You buy low and sell high. Don't wait until the highs to buy. If the markets aren't recoverd by the time you have cash, that's good for you.

>>22979644
Thx mate

>>22979440
I think the sentiment is that if Donald Dump can't even be safe from the rona, then rest of the country has no chance. However, I don't get this sell off either, because I thought we gave up containing the virus already, so isn't this priced in?

>>22979678
seems legit

>>22979675
Depends how low it goes. Right now I'm not impressed.

>>22979613
>Also, I'm gonna need my money on the next month or so
Do not take risks with money you need that soon. The order type you want for what you're describing is a stop sell. Don't use a limit if you're placing it below yesterday's close. A limit sell will sell your shares at the price you set OR BETTER. That means your order goes through immediately if the price is above your limit. A stop, on the other hand, will not trigger until the price goes down to the number you entered first.

mfw I bought msft puts before close today

>>22979613
Do you even have available fund in your market account to do transactions with?

>>22979678
im gonna trust the experts on this

>>22979488
Don't ever post here again. I would be willing to bet on your skin color.

>no matter what they take from me, they can't take away my GME!!!!

>>22979678
Can't argue with the scientists. buying 1000 GME shares on open

>>22979773
Fuck off nigglet

Flag or correction????!

>>22979813
gotta see in the morning when murrica wakes up

>>22979529
Already too late

Any buying TQQQ puts in the morning? Do I dare buy weeklies

>>22979624
pump my palantir bags plees

>>22979838
You should be buying Nov monthly TQQQ calls.

>>22979821
Market opens in 45 minutes. Predictions? Major sell off?

>>22979838
I’m not buying anything because I’m 100% in on the market. I’m not selling anything either

Are oil stocks going to recover next year? They're back down to COVID + Saudi/Russia oil war prices, might be a good time to buy

>>22979666
You in OAS too bro?

>>22979884
why are you still holding OAS? that rocket blasted off months ago.

>trump: I’ve tested positive for covid
>Reporters: are you dead sir?
>trump: I feel nothing
>reporters: that means he’s gonna die! He’s dying right now!! He’s gonna die!!! He’s dying!!!
>trump: it means I feel perfectly fine
>reporters: he said he’s fine dying. He’s made peace with everyone and you only do that when you’re dying.
>trump: no, I said I feel normal
>reporters: he said he’s normally dying but he’s dying for real now. He said he’s dying right now.


Fake tests for a fake plandemic

>>22979883
Oil stocks are cyclical, but also in secular decline not because of electric vehicle memes (those things consume so much energy, it would be bullish for oil) but because of natural gas.
>inb4 angry oil boomers ramble at me about how oil is used for more than just cars
Sure but oil is literally being undermined at every level. There might be one last great oil supercycle left. You have October-December and then June-August for uptrends. If oil is still fucked these next three months you will probably baghold until March or the summer again.

I'm fucking balls deep in tqqq jesus christ this shit better not fuck out

>>22979147
Finally, a post that made me laugh today. Thanks and goodnight.

>>22979952
Clown market. TQQQ might close green

>>22979807
I'm white. lol

>>22979713
Oh, I get it. I changed it to a Stop.
>>22979753
Yeah I have "cash" just sitting in the account that isn't tied up in positions.

Post your AAAAAAA songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqG9DC6ajFg

What went wrong?

>>22979884
>>22979940
we're supposed to sell OAS now?

What if Trump has it asymptomatically? Would that be extremely bullish for the markets?

>>22980051
No because media

>>22979884

>>22980028
i bought, sorry

>>22980068
Market doesn't care about the media.

>>22980041
>now
it's a penny stock anon. a reverse split would fuck you over, no lube.

>>22980078
oh then fine

>>22980041
You sold OAS when it was high, right anon? Tell me you only bought back in when it dipped...

>>22979883
>>22979949
I'm watching oil like a hawk. Waiting for XOM to cut the divvy and see how low we can go, then I think I'll jump in and hold for a decade.

>>22980073
Fuckin eman.
Still got some too.

>>22980089
no I bought 5 bux of it on robinhood because I got some cash from some other company

Why shouldn't I sell my QQQ and just buy FAANG?

>>22980091
https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/XOM/exxon/net-income

>>22980098
My acerage is .45

>>22980073
ah, a fellow NIO chad I see
how early did you get in?

Thanks rolls royce
Two more days like this and I might even reach net zero on my account

Anons hold me I wanted to make money out of college with stocks but everything I touch turns to shit. Current portfolio is RTX, MRO, OKE, PLTR, TSM, TELL and everything is in the red except for OKE and thats going down fast. What should I do?

>>22980114
Brutal times for them, no doubt, and they will find new lows in the coming months.

>>22980028
>Never turned a profit

>>22980133
9.20

PRESS S TO SPIT ON GRAVE OF PRESIDENT TAFT--ERR I MEAN TRUMP

>>22980161
I just don't get how you would buy in. Their competition is increasing, EV sales are bad for them and some countries are going full EV. They should have sold off while they were at the top.

Unless they change their market, products, etc., or do some serious leverage into what I'd only assume to be seriously risky M&As, I don't get how you can substantiate a long on XOM.

time to buy some SPY puts lmao

>>22978987
>mfw futures are climbing

>>22980176
nice, I bought my first 100 sub $5 then accumulated more as it kept rocketing up
when the fuck do I sell this thing? how do you feel about the $24 target?

>>22979272
Tinder
Insta
probably OF if you wanna buy used up expensive whores

>>22980182
F

>>22980216
>green sqqq id
truly a sign from the gods

>>22980190
I'm really interested in energy as a whole via an ETF like XLE or VDE. XOM's dividend cut is really more like a signal I'm waiting for before I consider jumping in for a contraband buy. The sector is so beaten down it's shocking. Major players are already transitioning into the green energy game and can play on a scale that will undoubtedly nab govt contracts; I don't see it as an oil vs renewables zero sum game.

>>22980298
*contrarian

>>22979272
Bedpage

>>22979566
At least you aren't me and bought puts all week long only to get raped for $12000, capitulate, buy AMZN and SHOP calls yesterday, only to likley get absolutely murdered tomorrow.

At least the calls have two weeks. And I have a $50,000 ETH short I've been riding from $365

Definitely the most Jewish market week of the year for me. At least I had puts going into the first two weeks of the Feb/March crash.

>>22979666
based, let the dopamine chasing normies lose all their cash while us chads play the long game. we told you faggots, only invest what you can afford to lose.

The Biggest Reddest Dildo Friday

>>22979366
>>22979185
post them faggot

>>22980298
You have some good points.

I appreciate your input.

>>22979678
sounds reasonable

>>22980298
imagine not realizing that the oil price manipulation is just so that the jews can shake everyone out of oil, before sending it to the moon. they literally do this periodically in every. single. sector. of. the. market.

>>22979013
Kek. "The vaccine". Hahahahaha.

I'M SICK OF THIS STUPID ORANGE BASTARD CRASHING THE FUCKING MARKET.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT POLITICS AT THIS POINT BUT DONT FUCK WITH MY MONEY YOU FUCKING CON MAN

>>22980423
You too. Good luck to both of us fren

>market plummets on Trump getting covid
>FUD at ATH
>Pence: TAKE HIM TO LOCKHEED MARTIN HQ!!!
>LMT CEO: Take him into the reverse alien tech room!!!!
>Trump gets put in literally Vegeta's recovery pod
>Trump recovers
>Green Markets forever

Will MRO go up due to the reinstatement of its dividend?

Already a correction Friday. Will we crash, bounce and climb or consolidate and crab?

>>22978987
What does this mean for GME today, bros? I’m scared.

Holy shit.

We're so lucky bros he only caught COVID-19 and not the deadly China virus

>SQQQ jump over a dollar
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. don't make me fomo

>>22979361
I thought this was the last time they were going to negociate a stimulus bill? I don't see how this will work out. They will pretend to try to compromise again to put on a show?

So this is it? They are finally going through with crashing world's economy into the ground?

My sell order isn't going throuuugh

>VIX went from +10% to +3
lmao dip canceled

>>22979032
Markets beginning to understand that it’s a good thing or a burger made of nothing

>>22979054
Nice, what program did you use for this one anon?

>>22980575
Wait until the boomer traders wake up at 6am. Outside of that you're shooting in the dark.

GME showed up on the NYSE securities threshold on Sept 22. So 13 days is the Oct 8

Should I cancel my sell order and hold?

>>22980600
illustrator

>>22980503
Me too mate.

>>22980631
Never sell

>>22980651
I cancelled. Actually I might not look at my stocks today. I should probably go to bed anyway.

>>22980614
It doesn't get put on the list on the first day of them failing to deliver though

so... this is how it ends?

>>22979012
sure anon, suuurrre.

>>22979204
It has been a difficult thing to hold these

>>22980477
HAHAHAHA THANKS FOR BAGHOLDING FOR ME

I MISSED THE MARCH CRASH BUT NOW I CAN GET CHEAPIES

>>22980715
same i get monies today too

>>22980715
It's fucking nothing lol

>>22980051
thats waht im thinking. if he gets over it without any issues it will unironically redpill the masses to stop being so scared

>>22980073
>EMAN bags

GME will be green while the market is falling apart. It might even 100% short squeeze.

>>22980837
take your meds

>>22980847
he's right though

Honestly fuck these idiots causing the red cause trumpo sick

Imagine if the president of the USA dies of coff wouldn't that be really funny haha

>swing trading futures
>expecting a usual downward swing
>place short order in key level
>market dips harder than me doing your mom
ngl I appreciate the boost

>Trump and Biden both die
>Election will be Ted Cruz against Bernie Sanders

Bring it on

>>22980913
What platform do you trade futures on?

>>22980904
Imagine if both candidates and their VP candidates and a bunch of senators and congressmen and his recently selected Supreme Court candidate and literally what the fuck he's probably been in contact with everyone and anyone with power and influence over the last few months because of his campaign AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My VXX calls are going to moon. Everybody thinks Trumps gonna die.

>>22980928
eToro, I'm non-eu

>>22980999
I mean non murrikan

This is it, bros, isn't it?

>>22981006
Ahh. Nevermind then. Thanks regardless. Cheers :)

>>22980981
Muh dick

>been all in on SHLL since it was 20
>today’s finally the day the merger happens and I’m anticipating making loads of cash
>Trump has corona and market crash inevitably
Fuck bros it’s not fair

>>22981036
Oh wait the death rate is still less than 1% and all of those people are rich and powerful so they'll get good treatment in the hospitals everythings fine

Hope he fucking dies desu

>>22981083
less than 1% for young healthy people trump is old and fat we're fucked

>>22981104
Die you, commie

>>22981104
We can't have good things anymore.

So... dump into UVXY at premarket? Or SQQQ

Things going to get good.

>>22981116
Welp, regardless of what happens to him it's pretty obvious we're gonna have lots of fun AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAposting today

Say it with me

PRESIDENT
E
N
C
E

>>22981188
wait can i actually bet on presidential outcomes?
it's obviously going to be trump what're the odds on him

>he coofed?
>activate the kill gene.

>>22981202
https://www.predictit.org/markets/detail/3698/Who-will-win-the-2020-US-presidential-election

good christ I almost feel bad

>>22981213
>we charge a 5% fee on all withdrawals
scam

>>22981116
Berlusconi is 84 and survived covid.

Put on MSDNC, they're already saying Trump and Pence are Gonna Die and Pelosi is going to be President. All cause some where named Hope. Fuck just sell everything and buy canned goods, ammo and guns.

>>22981287
agree, but it's fun to watch

>>22981305
>MSDNC,
lmao

>Just woke up
Ah shit.

What’s the take on GME today boys?

>>22979121
Based timeline

>>22981354
i think im just gonna hold it

My SHLL just become HYLN and all money gone from my account

One black swan is all it takes to crash this clown car and we've got it, it's second leg down time faggots.

>>22981395
You were supposed to approve the transfer

It's all wiped out now

>>22981412
Yeah right lol

>>22979560
>>22979590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP7utU8Efow

>>22980133
~3USD

>>22981424
You did vote on the merger right? Otherwise your shares weren't counted

If PLTR drops below 9, I feel like I almost have to buy it.

>>22981395
>>22981412
oh nooo sweetie did you not vote lmaooooo

>>22979678
sauce

>>22979013
Hahahaha there is still people that think that the second wave won't occur because a magic vaccine

>>22981395
RIP

>>22981503
>It's the end of the world this time for sure, I promise guys, make sure to flood the stores and panic buy lots of canned food and toilet paper again, OK?

>>22981395
>doesn't know about how stocks work especially in mergers

DOW(N)

>>22981536
Its over. President Nancy Pelosi is less than 2 weeks away. She's going to rape this economy.

Time to buy

I'm going to be buying at open. This news was priced in.

>Trump fucking dies
>My EVs tank 8 percent across the board
For fuck sakes, lets just shoot all the republitards

what would the best bear stock to buy at open? SQQQ?

>>22978987

>>22981206
>kill gene activated

>>22981777
0DTE SQQQ lotto tickets

>>22980394
It's always Fridays...

>>22981799
>I kill gene for you
>you no worry

>>22981777
aaxn

daily reminder that if spy doesn't break 330-327, we charting inv h&s and still bullish

Yawn, Trump getting corona and dying was priced in during the March dip.

Boring market.

>>22981960
already at 331. you thinking it will retest and then ...?

whats your strat rn?

DO NOT OPEN ROBINHOOD TODAY

Fuck orange tard for tanking my stocks.

Has he reported any symptoms?
I'm aware he tested positive but that only means (depending on the test) his body has mounted a response, which looks the same wether you're just starting to get sick or ready over it

Uhm I'm selling everything at open. Between him having covid and the debate being just the other day. We about to have zero presidential debates.

I AM ALREADY DOWN 2% TODAY.
BASICALLY I LOST ONE DAY OF GAINS YESTERDAY!!!!
IS IT OVER NOW????

>>22982056
Buy the cheapies. Why does Trump testing positive for corona matter?

>>22981481

>>22982078
he is positive?
lol thats bullish he will make fun of corona for sure

Be positive.
Once Trump inevitably recovers and tests negative, stocks will soar again. Plus I think this unironically increases his chances for re-election.

Buy some cheapies if you have cash left over, else just go back to bed.

Fuck I had all thoseeeee fucking 24$ sqqq calls I literally sold Wednesday after I was getting bogged so bad. What a fucking chump

>BREAKING - Biden to be tested for #COVID19 this morning (CNN)

Will stonks go back up if Biden tests positive too?

Why did he tell anyone? He should of just scheduled some trade agreement with china instead

>>22981982
I don't know, there's a possibility we try to retest 333ish and crab around that area in the first two hours, or break through 330 and then spend the whole day retracing back to 330-331ish, the script should be more clear in the last hour before the bell. Either way will be looking for bounces to buy. VIX pricing a -3%ish on the spy tho. Getting fucked on my CRM tho, probably won't sell unless 239 is broken.

>>22982138
>implying the Chinese politicians aren't already all immunized with the vaccine they developed before releasing it in Wuhan

>>22982137
This isn't about the presidents getting sick anon. If Drumpf died in a freak accident we wouldn't open red.

>>22982051
He was on stage screaming at Biden with no masks. He probably gave old Covid Joe the virus. We are like 30 days away from the election, most Democrats already voted a couple times and we could have 2 dead candidates leading the ticket. This is going to be fucking chaos. We could see 1929 levels.

>>22982078
Because people are gambling on his death. Actual days of circuit breakers if he dies

>>22982137
>now both of them might die!
>this fills me with confidence and optimism!
Why would that be anyone's reaction? kek

>>22982051
Why wait till open

>>22982109
this is a possible scenario, people love people with a 'skin in the game'

>>22982143
Wouldn’t that mean VIX is also pricing a possible +3% move as well?

>>22982154
lmao, imagine if it was biden who gave trump the virus

>>22982078
you don't get it, this thing can open up a huge ass pandora's box

>>22982154
Yeah those boomers could very well both be toast. D rather cut losses now sit on the side line see how it plays out then be caught in the market overnight if a president dies. Fuck that risk. Also states starting to run out of money for unemployment
>>22982178
Fucking robinhood. Gotta wait till 9 I guess

>>22982156
Priced in during March dip

>>22982220
This. There's a TON of uncertainty around this. This is unironically the biggest news in months.

>>22982191
>possible +3% move
i think vix has a negative skew, also +3% is less likely, but not saying it can't happen

>>22982191
Vxx is already up 5 percent in whites only trading hours.

I'm betting we'll recover during the first day of trading.
>Biden win has already been priced in
>Corona numbers are public knowledge
You may screenshot this

>>22982220
>>22982243
>This. There's a TON of uncertainty around this. This is unironically the biggest news in months.
real retard bets now. time to bet the farm

I’m down almost one grand
FUCKING corona memes

WHY IS GME CRASHING WILL IT STOP???

>>22982265
yeah, but looks like its lookin to drop

>>22982301
no. down to $5 we go.

>>22982290
me too

>>22982301
trust in NEETS. they dont care about politics they want to GaME

>>22982089
We all know it was probably a CIA plot anyway, so why not invest in the CIA company?

>>22982172
MY OWN COMPETITOR
NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE ALIVE

>>22982316
>neets
>paying for games
Retard

>>22982316
I have 50 10$ 10/16 I feel like such a loser for not selling them the other day. FUCK should I hold or cut a big loss?

>>22982238
Agreed, March dip coming back

>>22982333
I really do believe it will go up, but im just some dude betting against the speculators and trying exit the week of halloween for when normans see a green ramp to jump into once consoles release, back to back ps5 first 11/10 and 11/12

>>22982356
More like broke lmao

Wait Trumps going to be fine. There 100s of 1000s of recovered Americans that would be honored to give him their plasma. Hes going to come back and win the election.

>>22982331
trumpbux, younger gens, people with disposable income, the influence of everyone trying to be a streamer as a full time job will all want to get in on the newest big title game so they can stream themselves opening it and booting it up

>>22982373
Yea, but eveyone's gonna shit their pants and sell today anyway

>>22982372
I'll actually be OK as long as we don't get circuit breakers.
Most of my positions are strangles and my short calls were starting to get tested due to this rally the last week or so. If we do limit down then yeah that'll be a bummer for me.

Is anyone baking btw?

>>22982410
nvm
>>22982335
>>22982335
>>22982335

Me waiting to load up on APPL when the bloodbath begins

>>22982397
Buy the calls before close. Hes probably going to be back on the campaign trail in under a week.

covid stocks are up though